Me - edition
welp
>>67397300
David Alaba?
>>67397300
i always feel bad whenever i see an unredeemable ugly motherfucker like that
>>67397300
BR?
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>67397320
I want to say it won't happen but after this year I'm ready to believe just about anything.
Check out this hot tourist destination
>>67397320
Mexicans are cold blooded. They don't tend to move in to cold areas.
Put em up /cum/ put em up!
>>67397320
Thank you but no
>>67397355
>>67397300
that's a monkey
>>67397320
impossible. snow is poisonous to mexicans.
>>67397355
>>67397395
>this coming from a roach
Why this one leaf has such stick up arse? I don't understand problem. Needs to partake in buckshot mouthwash.
>>67397422
where's 2nd season?
I know there was an ova announced
>>67397435
>buckshot mouthwash
I'm gonna adopt this term
>>67397444
Upcoming winter season.
>>67397435
Prolly a k'bekker or imgrant or somthin'
>>67397444
s2 in january
>>67397068
She's from Argentina.
She's so adorable.
And she's Christian.
AND she's conservative.
And she went "muh heritage'' before I did.
Half Spanish, Half Italian.
She's whiter than I am <3
>>67397444
I know there's already an OVA, second season next year, but I haven't heard of a 2nd OVA.
>>67397435
I talk like this also, much problem into english type. I am Spetsnaz soldier in Crimea. Ignoring my flag.
>>67397453
have been posting here many years, will continue to do so regardless of your attempt at being annoying as possible.
Q pedo negros
>>67397472
>Half Spanish, Half Italian.
>She's whiter than I am <3
You must be a negroid than.
Remember to keep fit, and have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHDDA4mi4U
>>67397491
bretty gud
>>67397430
>>67397501
I'm like 90-something percent white.
People don't know I'm mixed unless I say it.
I have light brown hair, skin so pale you can see my blood vessels beneath, and gray eyes.
>>67397498
Que vergas es alteño
>>67397508
this takes me back
of course i never actually took any body breaks
>>67397525
Are you coming over for thanksgiving ? I need a turkey
>>67397536
Bad joke
>>67397508
>>67397536
Thanksgiving was over a month ago
>>67397534
Simon, tu tambien?
>>67397491
You talk more like pussy than Spetsnaz. I spent a lot of time reading a " runglish. "
you wont not come across as a " clever son bitch " in cringey imitation
>>67397525
No need to get mad roach, I like roaches. Anzu is my favourite!
>>67397559
you ruskies sure like using " quotation marks "
>>67397573
"there" is "nothing" w"rong" with bad "use" of "quotation" marks".".
>>67397559
Why into such angers? You merely adopt fake talkings. I was born in fake talkings, molded into fake talkings.
>>67397558
Te acabó de preguntar qué significa Alteño, ¿andas borracho?
Whatever happened to your man
>>67397562
she's ugly af even with all those makeup
>tfw no Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-wg3xQkRI8
>>67397549
Are you coming over for thanksgiving Canada? I have a turkey now
>>67397603
He got a boyfriend
Just a few mins ago he was asking us what to text to his bf
>>67397609
>tfw no tony hawks pro skatoning
>>67397606
No way anon, look how cute she is!
2012
whites: muh heritage
blacks: muh dick
2016
whites: muh dick and interracial preference rates
blacks: muh fake african history and heritage
What happened?
>>67397594
Please be gentle to Ukraine. He's a good lad, bit misunderstood by you easily rustled leaves.
>>67397650
Your aspergers turned into full autism
>>67397653
Ah fellow East Yurop. You must be understandings. Why such talks make angers?
please don't forget buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shWUtMcBNzA
Anyone watch cartoons from other countries when they were a kid?
Who /Pat&Mat/ here?
Anyone else gonna wake up early to see the super moon?
>>67397676
>telling an adult is the best way to make it stop
Who do I tell to get /cum/ to quit bullying me
>>67397685
i only do it as an adult
>>67397687
the what now
>>67397687
When is this?
>>67397696
Your mom
>>67397606
>ugly
there is a reason she is one of the most famous people from turkey
>>67397685
my parents were commies
>>67397687
>>67397704
>>67397672
Ukraine's convinced people stalk him on the internet. Drugs? Not sure. You should leave him the fuck alone though.
>i don't eat cans of smoked fish
borger
>>67397704
It's a big moon that only comes every 20-100 years.
>>67397707
Tonight. Time may vary depending where you live.
>>67397747
>>67397699
>unironically enjoying animated taiwanese silk-spinning simulators as an adult
weirdo
>>67397715
>there is a reason she is one of the most famous people from turkey
Famous only on a Mongolian tapestry forum.
>>67397715
it's literally just an emaciated girl wearing a mask of makeup
also the only place is famous is here
>>67397685
no because Canadian cartoons are the highest form of art and culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHnMQr_zWXI
>>67397740
Much thankings for such advice givings. I will make nice impressions of Bucharest to to chum-buddies.
Goodnight /cum/
>>67397785
I hope you having a good sleep.
>>67397785
Sleep tight, dont let turkey bite
>>67397403
It snows in Mexico.
>>67397785
Goodnight, buddy
>>67397715
>there is a reason she is one of the most famous people from turkey
she is not.
>>67397747
>>67397756
fuck I love burgers
>>67397813
So that's where the white Mexicans come from.
>>67397832
Well then I have something that may interest you
How do you think Minnesota's irl friends would feel if they knew she frequented a place on the internet called cum
>>67397831
personally, the only people i know form turkey are her, Arda Turan, and your president
>>67397842
>anime response images
>>67397843
That could serve as a sobriety test.
>Would you eat his anon?
>Sure!
>You're under arrest for driving under the influence
>>67397831
the only living turks i can name off the top of my head are erdogan and anzu and thats all the proofs i need.
>>67397843
this is a blue board you fucking cretin
>>67397868
Fuck you, bud
burg huh
>>67397863
>>67397874
that because you both are neet weeaboos.
>>67397903
does she just go run marathons after all the shit she eats?
>>67397903
Jesus Christ
>>67397602
te falto el signo de interrogacion, pero es de Los Altos de Jalisco.
>>67397903
She didn't even finish, lazy cunt.
>>67397903
i wonder how much better non-american mcdonalds are?
>>67397913
correct. if i were a normie I wouldn't be able to name any turks
>>67397961
from what I remember Japanese was more or less the exact same
they would sell a lot of shakes though, with those stupid fucking huge straws
EAT BIG GET BIG
>>67397961
The serve beer at McDonald's in Spain and Portugal.
IIRC it was cheaper than getting a fountain drink in the combo.
Been watching this bug flying near a candle for 5 minutes. Pretty sure it's burned, but it keeps going back in. Right now, all I can hear is the fire crackle as it goes in.
Should I do something?
Leaf genocide when?
Really can't stand these annoying faggots and what they've done to this place.
>>67397986
Please post more of these. I find them strangely erotic.
>>67398019
Same. Mexicans are no better though.
>>67398026
>>67398019
How many layers of irony are you on right now?
>>67398032
tru
>>67398019
have you met count dracula senpai?
>>67398035
how is this physically possible
>>67398059
Maybe she used to be obeast
>>67398059
She's skinny but has a large stomach capacity. She has no fat to restrict the stomach so she can eat a lot, more than some landwhale in one sitting.
>>67398084
sounds like bullshit but I believe it
>>67398084
>>67398100
Samefag
Who /drinkingallnight/ here?
I really just want to wrap up on somebody
You know it was only a few months ago that the only Canadian shitposters at this hour were "cana-chan" and "balaclava poster"
they'll be missed. they were far more entertaining than you folks.
>>67398138
Do you frequent the alcoholic threads over in /ck/ by any chance?
What do I make for dinner in 15 hours?
>>67398138
I've been hitting the water pretty hard
>>67398135
wew lad
>>67398138
>I really just want to wrap up on somebody
are you a cute snek girl?
black hair/light brown eyes > blonde hair and blue eyes > red hair and blue eyes > dark hair and blue eyes > any hair and dark brown/black eyes
Do no reply to me.
>>67398153
burger with mac n cheese on the side.
>>67398164
Haha made you reply
>>67398146
Stop bitching and post Romanian qt's.
>>67398179
>I was merely pretending to be retarded.jpg
So is Melania the hottest first lady ever?
>>67398149
n-no
>>67398166
I am a hardcore alien invader come to bring you chemical burgers in the name of Advent
>>67398189
just fuck off
>>67398244
Moldovan women, greater or less than Romanian women?
>>67398230
No. That honor belongs to First Lady Jackie.
>>67398230
>So is Melania the hottest first lady ever?
No
Help me. Rehovot, Emi'el Rozanski str. 71
0502866082
>>67398364
r u ok
>>67398338
A better choice than >>67398335
>>67398394
>trusting that flag
It's a trap!
>>67398230
It's funny how people pretend it's scandalous that Melania did some nudes, while nobody gives a shit about the rumors that our former first lady Bettina Wulff was working as some kind of call girl. She wasn't very sympathic in general, just some gold digger in my opinion.
>>67398402
She has one of my favorite quotes
>The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
>>67398446
>tattoo
What a slut kek.
>>67397603
???
i love /cum/! /cum/ is very important tome! /cum/ is VIP to me
>>67398520
xDDDD
>>67398511
All me except for the last one, kek.
Post Romanian qt's.
>>67398489
She also already had a son, and he married her anyways, literally my wifes son: the president.
No wonder he said this the islam belongs to germany bullshit.
>>67398511
Chad out
>>67398537
how about i post my dick in your mouth you fucking retard
take a hike
>>67398534
Romania however is a cunt not worth the shit in my toilet
>>67398592
whats living in chad like
>>67398548
Kek, the closest we ever had to that was weedman's dad. Trudeau Sr. wasn't married when he got elected in 1968 and dated multiple women (including Barbra Streisand) he then got married to weedman's mom and then broke up with her but didn't divorce her for years. In the mean time he dated celebrities.
>>67398629
The color used on the Romanian flag is actually a different shade. You can spot the difference if you're a flagtism pro.
Woah lads my Pussy is pleased.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
>>67398682
>then broke up with her but didn't divorce her for years
Our current Bundespräsident does the same, but I can't blame him, he was a priest or something like that before, but just as bad as Wulff. He's a moralizer too.
>>67397320
everyone know Mexican freezing point is 10°C
Most likely they'll come back here or spain
>>67398759
>+10°C
>mfw
>>67398592
Are Romanian women that ugly?
>>67398803
this is me right now, because is 7° outside
My homecity summer is on average 30°- 40°
>>67398686
>>67398686
>>67398686
>>67398686
>>67398888
checked
>>67398900
>Canada thread
>at 3:30am EST
Great idea.
>>67398888
>Claw hammer
Is Mexico that dangerous?
>>67398697
no shit retard
still funny to banter you, after all both countries are failed states :^}
>>67398888
>>67398941
Or is it to build the wall?
cum lol
>>67398961
relax. it's perfectly natural to be intimidated by my intelligence.
>>67398941
From all the shit I have in my desk I think the hammer is one of the least weird.
>>67398976
you mean fence?
>>67399023
>intelligence
wew lad
>>67399014
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>67399073
lmao REKT xDDd
robbers BTFO
>>67399073
It kind of makes sense, if you think that the original gypsys came from india.
>>67399133
Don't bother. They have no idea what you're talking about.
>>67399151
>no idea
>post two images about Romania and India
Mayne...
>>67399424
>Greenland; It's me bro isaac
>>67399424
Is this Canada right now?
>>67399610
no, thats a photo of Canada in Summer
>>67399610
no, this is canada right now
>>67399610
Not a lot of snow this year, at least where I live.
>>67399638
Vive le Quebec meme
>>67397300
HOLY SHIT! THE MISSING LINK!!
>>67399706
Porn?
>tfw tomorrow is just a study group day and the assignment isnt due until wednesday
6 today
When did MTV went to shit?
>>67399919
latvia, explain yourself!
>>67400131
What the fuck? go to sleep you nini piece of shit
>>67400204
I'm not a neet asshole I went to work today and later heading to uni.
Hope, at least, through all this, you leafs have learned a lesson about trying to play with the emotions of depressed and lonely people for entertainment, or some bizzare fetishization. It's not a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEUssSaVF9Y
and now i'm back to square one but my sekret club has been shat on beyond repair
thanks guys. couldve just let your boy live out his days making racist shitposts.
Good night lads
Good morning /cum/!
>>67399565
>germany
>white
>>67400884
I am white
good morning guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r27tgxNr1I
>>67400791
>>67401533
hey guys
>girl has a fetish for reading shit written by lonely autists on the internet
Safe to say it's a red flag lmao
I wonder what kind of psychological hang ups and insecurities a person like that suffers from on the inside
America
Maybe a desire to feel power over men, moreso than average woman.
do your boyfriends know you touch yourself while reading abour how badly neckbeard number ten thousand wants a gf? probably, but im sure you want a man you can fully cuck anyway.
It's sadism. You get off on humiliating vulnerable men.
Bye for now /cum/ lmao
Good Morning /cum/
What a wonderful night it was here in Hamilton
Crazy man yelling in the night :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghdhn3QyUmE
Morning /cum/
Making some coffee
WAKE UP WESTERN SCUM
A crazy man is just a man, not a play thing for you to fetishize and sap emotion from. You're far more a child than I am and you need help.
I had a burrito for breakfast. Not even a breakfast burrito.
Ripping really nasty farts lads
Anime girls>Real girls
FACT
>>67405117
No way fag
Took care of the source of the farts
>>67397300
>that nose
how's that even possible?
>>67397334
it's irredeemable
américa é gay
>Chinese President Xi Jinping has spoken with US President-elect Donald Trump to congratulate him on his election victory and reaffirm the importance of relations between the US and China.
http://www.euronews.com/2016/11/14/donald-trump-unveils-intentions-and-speaks-with-chinese-president
not even a day in office and trump already has Xi sucking his cock begging him to not sent china into a recession
>>67405296
Ummm no it's true
>>67405538
that's the innate power of the republican party. the world knows the GOP doesn't fuck around
>>67405555
very nice
>>67405643
This is proof that anime girls are superior
>haven't been on a date in 6 years
>got asked out
i'm freaking out buds
>>67405989
faggot?
>>67406224
no
i'm afraid, anon.
>>67405989
>>67406237
Just b ursrlf
>>67406586
but I'm a terrible person who's extremely lonely but too lazy to attempt a relationship.
no one wants that.
>>67405117
British girls>Anime girls>Real girls
>>67406706
anime girls>indian girls>real girls>british girls
>>67406706
British Anime Girls>British Girls>Anime Girls>Real Girls
>>67406669
your not terrible your just a beta, stop it
>>67406899
sorry
>>67406834
Are there any American anime girls?
>>67406930
Stop being beta faggot
>>67406981
how
>>67407003
Get /fit/
>>67407067
>Getting /fit/ makes you not beta
Pfffffthahahaha
>>67407003
free yourself from false guilt, stop apologizing, >>67407067
and do whatever you want. life isn't going to end if you say something awkward. take risks you really do only live once.
>>67407084
it removes the physical advantage other people have over you
>>67407003
You're born beta, you can't fix that
Kinda like how your dad was born Asian and your mom White
Good morning, /cum/
>>67407067
>>67407107
i'll work on my squats I guess. thank you.
>>67407113
i am slav.
>>67407133
ohayou baja chan
>>67407206
fuck you beat me to it
>>67407200
>I an Slav
How are u beta
>>67407316
i was ignored a lot as a kid and moved around too much and ended up as one of those quiet kids in school. not sure if beta, but definitely retarded when it comes to human interaction.
>>67407164
>>67407229
How are you today?
>>67407419
Sorry bud
If it helps I'm a beta black guy
>>67407427
feeling weird im usually never up and about at 10 am
>>67407427
Slightly depressed, my dog escaped last night and he is no where to be found. He's a hound so he usually just follows his nose for food. I hope he finds his way back home ;_;
>>67407493
That's gotta be horrible
What are all you people so scared of? women are 80% of the time retards, literally the easiest people to keep a conversation with...
>>67407493
it does a bit. thanks, friend.
>>67407554
Yeah it is ;-;
>>67407491
Me
>>67407618
>tfw no beta black american friend to watch anime with
Whenever I see a black guy with a nerdy t-shirt holding a DS on the bus they're just that right mix of autism and fun that makes me want to befriend them and talk about anime with
>>67407514
Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck, anon, I hope your dog get back home soon.
>>67407562
most of my conversations with other people happen on 4chan. what happens if you say something normal people find terrible and paint yourself as some kind of freak? people already thought I was weird for not going insane over Trump winning.
plus when you speak to someone not for general friendship or just shooting the shit it's different.
i think i will be ill.
>>67407562
dumb people are the hardest for me to talk to, what do you talk about? the weather?
>hares coats have turned white
>there's no snow
>it's winter
>it's warm out
>2015 had no winter
>they're saying it will be worse this year
we're all going to die.
I wish you all luck with your love lives.
Or at least learning to be comfortable alone, like me.
>>67407694
WHY
>>67407765
then why do you complain about not talking to them? its seems your isolation is self inflicted. either grow a pair and talk to dumb people or don't and look for people with similar interest. stop stressing yourself out over something so small.
>>67407801
just ask them questions, how is your day going?, are you doing anything interesting? whats up? they usually just talk your ear off and you can just sit back and listen.
>>67407955
>comfortable alone
I've met enough old, forever single men to know there's no such thing.
I fucking love memes
>>67408012
'Alone' isn't a good way to put it, should've said single.
I still surround myself with people, but I don't pursue any romantic relationships.
poems are nice poems are fun
poems can be silly and they can be cute
poetry is in me and poetry is in you
>Nonwhites are finally going to get deported
The North wins in the end Southerncucks. Lincolns plan is going to be fulfilled!
>>67407997
>its seems your isolation is self inflicted
it is
>stop stressing yourself out over something so small.
it's in my nature to make a big deal of nothing. something i have to work on.
>>67407997
>they usually just talk your ear off and you can just sit back and listen.
but that's hardly a conversation, i hate it when dumb bitches do this shit like as if i care about their fucking lives
>>67408114
i'm not sure if this is how poetry works
>>67408070
>I don't pursue any romantic relationships
boring kids are fun
>>67408198
i think it's called free verse or something, which doesn't need rhythm or rules
basically it's just normal sentences, but the writer decides it's a poem.
>>67408264
Be safe chile ;-;
>>67408167
>as if i care about their fucking lives
obviously you do if you're on here getting pity for being a single beta
>>67408249
as a literature student , this triggers me somehow
>>67408114
I wrote a girl a poem once, she took a pic of it and put it on her social media, everyone laughed
It's the last time I'm showing someone my feelings
>>67408264
Are you the anon who had a panic attack during an exam and your mom bought you McDonald's?
>>67408294
I have a gf, i just find striking up conversation with random females difficult
>>67408305
>triggers
nigger
Free verse is usually trash but you can shape it to be very moving despite it being non-rhythmic
>>67408364
rhythm is what gives life to poetry , if you dont want rhythm you could just write a story and be done with it
>>67408347
then your doing fine anon. just never stop trying
always remember 7,500 generations worked their ass off just so you could exist. if they could do so can you
>>67408264
Just tough it out Texas.
>>67408499
They worked their ass off so they wouldn't starve and so they could get their dicks and pussies wet.
Many also failed.
>>67408729
Australians aren't human
>>67408764
How come some non humans can celebrate Easter, but not Americans?
>americans are ruled by a baboon
>>67408845
Obama's term is finished
>>67408845
>Canadians are ruled by a Quebecois
>>67408845
they got that new guy now
i'm going to miss the memes about having a monkey as a President. being able to spam BUILD WALL is an okay trade off.
>>67408819
But we do tho
>>67408845
>>67408862
>
>>67408862
and the baboon is about to take office
>be ameripoop
>elect an animal as president
>>67408916
>a fucking leaf
>>67408916
a baboon is a monkey, and a monkey has refereed to Obama
think up a better joke or you'll spend the next 4 years explaining it
>>67408965
i will not refer to the baboon by the name humans gave it, animals do not have names
Why are Canadians so autistic
>>67408891
That's fine, the only bad Quebecois are the separatist subhumans who don't understand how their own economic situation works or that think if they *did* leave that Canada would continue to pay for their shit, or their share of the national debt.
There is no shame in being a Quebecois, but being a separatist makes you a traitor and an idiot.
>>67409004
>you will never be this autistic
thank goodness
>>67409032
lately it's because of climate change. we need winter and it won't come.
>>67409032
bagged milk is a hell of a drug
>>67409042
>>67409042
new thread
>AmeriCANS
>They drink in bottles
>>67409071
absolutely terrible edition
>>67409071
abhorent editon
>>67409071
that girl has a big ass
>>67409071
disgusting edition
>>67409725
>>67409725
new since janny nuked other