I thought British girls were supposed to be reserved and classy

>>67391378
hahahahahahahahaha

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>>67391378
wtf?

>taking the bait
hahahah

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>>67391378
Duped hard m'love.

>>67391387
>>67391419
It's NOT funny!

TV tells me they are all like Kate Middleton

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They aren't?

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>>67391903
>that jaw

wew

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>>67392009
Diamonds.

Brits, what's the name of that cunt who went to Calais and apologized on behalf of England? I want to do some cheeky bants.

>>67392304
Lilly Allen?

>>67392304
Emma Watson?

She was going to spend a day at the camp

I used to think it was weird that the welsh fucked sheep but it honestly makes sense since the alternative is british girls

>>67392331
Yeah her, what a cunt

99% of our women are fucking trash, sorry lad.

>>67391378
You find more white trash in England than in the US.

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>>67392446
Every Yuropean on /int/ says that though, especially Nordics.

>Went to London on a buissness trip
>Only a 6 hour meeting with a week long stay
>Go to a local pub
>See a 10/10 woman from across the room, giggling with her friends and talking about how sexy American accents are
>I buy the 10/10 a drink and start dropping my best American lines on her
>"Girl, are you a burger? Because I'd give you the clap."
>She's laughing
>"Oi thatsa good one bruhv you lookin to get ya knob all flobbed?"
>What
>Her friends chime in
>"Ah yasa good idea Charlie's done been a good ol' biddy wit a fiddy eh wot"
>Try and back off, scared and confused of these harpies' accent
>"EY SHES A GOOD BIDDY WIT A FIDDY I SAID NAW GOVNA"
>"HOY HOY YOU POLYWANKAS GOT MY TURNIPS IN A TWIST YOU BLOODY CUNTS"
>Run out
>See Daniel Craig at a gay bar down the street
>End up just sucking his cock instead

God your women are the worst

>>67392885
This was pretty good aside from "biddy" and "Guvna". You're mixing your chav terminology in with non-existent cockney slang.

It's an understandable mistake, given you don't have chavs across the Atlantic. Despite the glaringly obvious mistakes, the setup was well crafted and I enjoyed the conclusion.

>>67392885
Put me in the screenshot senpai.

>>67392859
Poppy is a cutie

I won't settle for anything but a cute British wife