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>cara

edition
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night
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araca

>>67388026
night x
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poo
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My licence fees going to a good cause I see
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Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
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Took a Dutchman to make a new thread. Poor effort, lads.
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Footage of my significant other
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really don't care the direction NPR is taking. subjects talked about recently

>BDSM
>lax views on marijuana and other recreational drugs
>lots of SEX in general


not a prude, but is this what being a liberal means? i want to get off the ride tbqh
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cara is shit

or as brits say

shite
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>>67388026
nigth

>>67388046
day
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>>67388071
It's a valid question
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find this so funny
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>>67387984

If you don't get on the bus to your designated region of 3D space then the armed ape gang will threaten to put holes in you with a metal projectile
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>>67388053
>>67388053
>>67388053

>>67388053
non-clog edition
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>>67388071
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>>67388133
fuck off you stupid autistic cunt
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>>67388115
haha
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>>67388133
FUCK OFF YOU CRYPTO-LEAF CUNT
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ARE KAREN
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All drugs should be legal

Man has no greater right than to his own mind, body and consciousness
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>>67388147
cracking post
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>>67388133
this is an old zealand edition
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>>67388049
nah I doubt it
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>welsh and built like a brick shithouse

hmm better not confront
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>Another 50+ hour work week starts tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMGRMJ0Kow

ah yes, canadians
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>>67388165
fuck off impostor
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>There are people who actually, literally, unironically do MDMA by themselves

Baffling. This is new to me.
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>>67388071
>do we need the people who created western civilisation
well jeez its a tough one
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>9 IPs
>22 posts

fuck off
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Post Cara in sportsbras.
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>>67388183
youll be eating tarmac for a good 2 hours when hes done with you
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WHY THE FUCK AREN'T IMAGES LOADING
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>>67388071
can you at least watch it in full hd
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this is my first dry sunday in ages
would feel good about it but I ate so much crap I'd probably have been better off drinking instead (tend to do one or the other and not both)
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>>67388228
I do all sorts of drugs by myself

your dumb normie drone mind is clouded
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>>67388232
well it's already created now, their job is done

why are they hanging around?
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*bludgeons you to death with a 2L bottle of Lilt*
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>tfw detoxing from tomorrow
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>>67388246
They are, it just takes a while to reach you in tomorrow
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>>67388246
they are for me hahaha
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if you really wanna put yourself to the test
try getting rid of your internet addiction
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>>67388185
>tfw work 37.5 hours every week, and get 35 days off a year
>literally my first job out of uni
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>>67388165
are kazzer
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>>67388242
>>>/hr/2761289
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>>67388228
doing any drugs by yourself is just sad desu
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have itchy hives from eating too many celebrations
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just had a vision of god
hes a gay nonce just like me hahaha
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>>67388262
Even doing weed by yourself is silly and excessive

The state of your life
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>>67388315
hahahaha w e w
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awoo
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>>67388291
Is that including lunch breaks or not? Because if not, 37.5 is harsh

>35 days off a year
25 annual leave, 8 bank holidays, ?
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business idea: start getting adequate sleep
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>>67388291
i make 85k tbf
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>>67388315
Nothing wong with an aul joint and a film by yourself
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I refuse to believe females have sexual intercourse with men other than myself.
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>>67388327
should've signed the Smiths
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mates have taken to calling me carl the cuck
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Going to stay up all night to fix my sleep schedule 2bh
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>>67388330
Presumptuous worm.
*steps on you*
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Bought a perfect condition copy of The Karamazov Brothers in Oxfam for £2.99. Avsey translation as well. Looks like someone bought it and then chickened out of ever reading it, but an intellectual juggernaut like yours truly is not phased by the prospect of 970 pages of existential prose.
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>>67388381
do it. feel so much better mentally when I'm waking up early in the day and going to bed earlier at night.
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> Bought a perfect condition copy of The Karamazov Brothers in Oxfam for £2.99. Avsey translation as well. Looks like someone bought it and then chickened out of ever reading it, but an intellectual juggernaut like yours truly is not phased by the prospect of 970 pages of existential prose.
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sister sent me this
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>>67388381
i'll fix YOU
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woah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VmJcZR0Yg
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Convinced that 99% of "religious" people don't really believe it, they just perpetuate it because of cultural pressure
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lads how the fuck do you get a job
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>>67388379
>tfw mates unironically call me virgin mike
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>>67388432
google jobs in your area and apply
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>>67388381
You'll be asleep in the afternoon unless you have a ton of caffeine
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>>67388381
just get an hours kip then go to sleep normally later on lad

or do you not trust yourself to wake up on time?
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>>67388377

I'm a genius, you're fucking wankers, you'll never see me again.
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>>67388429
believig in God makes as much sense as believing the universe happened for no reason
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>>67388443
they're all runty
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>>67388432
i was neet for 4 years and i managed to get an ok job in an office with a load of fake references and lies about looking after my disabled father LMAO
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>>67388470
shouldn't have been such a runt in school then
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feeling unwanted lads
probably won't sleep because my chest is fucking pounding due to this existential dread
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>>67388470
iktfb, there's so many runt jobs

really makes me think

am i a runt
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>>67388432
know people

t. friendliness and unemployed
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>>67388466
nothing happens for a reason mate. its just chemical reactions.
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>>67388470
sound perfect for you then
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>>67388432
Just be yourself
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>>67388432
nepotism desu

I graduated with a masters in business with great grades and decent experience

applied everywhere for months with no luck

finally called my estranged dad up and he introduced me to a few different people and I got a job
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My neighbor attacked my sister and made here cry because my dog that she was walking went into his yard
wat do

1 get the lads and have a strongly worded convo
2 shoot out his windows with a slingshot
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>>67388470
Probably should have paid attention in school then
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you know how I know I'm a demigod in /brit/?

every time I come into a thread after being away for ages people are using 4-5 of my best loved gimmicks
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>>67388470
>that moment when he realises he is a runy
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>>67388464
bit like scooby doo innit
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>runy
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NIGGER!!!!!!!
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>>67388516
alri dennis the menace
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ah yes
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>>67388490
iktf
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Business idea:submit an article titled
>Do we need women anymore?
To BBC iwonder
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>>67388516
lock him in the house and set it on fire
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>>67388516
Get the lads
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>runy

oh dear
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>>67388516
attacked her how? verbally or physically?
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>>67388502
friendless *
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>>67388013
what the hell is up my niggas
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>1% of the Czech population is Vietnamese
>Vietnamese is a recognised language in the Czech Republic

hmm
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> gym soon
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>>67388516
post your sisters arsehole here
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Lads how easy is it to get a job as a bartender? Do they get above min. wage?

I mean, you go into a pub and they seem fairly well staffed as is.

I have experience with working a cash register, but other than that I was just a call centre runt. But all they do is pull a handle down, how hard is it.

Would love to be a bartender and I'm willing to slave 10 hours a day.
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anyone want to play the willy game?
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Going to take the dogs for a walk
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>he thinks being muscular will get him a gf
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>>67388568
grabbed her arm hard(there was a bruise) and yelled at her
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>>67388593
it's only fair that 1% of Vietnam be czech

otherwise, that would be racist
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>>67388605
Either need a mate to give you a job, or be a hottie
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So are we all in agreement then that black British people contribute nothing of worth or value?
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>>67388605
how the fuck are we supposed to know what the czech jobs market is like
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>>67388604
kys
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>>67388638
*black people
Ftfy
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>>67388466
even you don't believe that
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>>67388638
Yeah. Well, except for diversity, which is our strength and therefore both worthy and valuable.
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>>67388658
just do what the man says
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>>67388593
And 99% of Vietnamese are corner shop owners
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WOW, canadians are very intellectual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl1Gtg74e4&app=desktop
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F/M/K: new zealand earthquake edition
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brosnan bond >>>>>>>>> craig bond
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>nothing happens for a reason mate. its just chemical reactions.
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>>67388638
*looks at list of Black British contributions to humanity
*looks at list of native White British contributions to humanity*

doin a think
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>>67388638
nope
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>In 1950 there were probably fewer than 20,000 non-white residents in Britain, almost all born overseas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_British

Really fires the neurons
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>>67388658
post your sister's arsehole
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>>67388620
knock on and tell him if he ever touches her again you'll fill him in, and if he starts on you, fill him in right there

don't know how you resolve this stuff in iceland desu

could always just brick his window tbf
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>>67388432

do an apprenticeship
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>>67388678
i hate myself so much sometimes lads im like my own cancer
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>>67388668
Alri Corbs lad
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>>67388638
grime is a big global export
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Me to you lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmNKESHMH6A
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>>67388620
I figure he needs a stern speech
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>>67388745
post your sisters arsehole here
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>>67388739
Fuck off with the memes.
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>>67388743
alri hannet
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are we in /depression hours/ yet?

cause I'm fucking depressed off my arse and want to bitch about it
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>>67388654
I'm English mate I'm asking about jobs in Britain during me holidays
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>>67388706
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London looks insanely grim at the start of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrxX9TBj2zY
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>>67388745
Yes, write him a strongly worded letter wrapped around a brick.
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HOWLING

watching some sad pommy cunt go on about how depressed he is


might stick my willy in his arse later to show him how much of a faggot he is haha
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>>67388745
>>67388710
will get 2-3 lads with me tomorrow to stand behind me lads
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>>67388764
we can be

why are you depressed
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>>67388593

Dubai is full of Filipinos
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>>67388764
bitch away
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>>67388779
> disgusting yank arse

my arse is better
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>>67388779
>benders actually like this
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>>67388808
Good lad
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>>67388779
never getting tired of this gimmick
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>>67388788
I literally had my dick in a fanny less than 24 hours ago mate
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>>67388780
Can't even tell where that is, South London? Everything in that video has been demolished anyway

The weather and film doesn't help either
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tfw no bowlegged britposting yank gf
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>>67388761
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic roadman
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>>67388764
I'm depressed too, what has your down m8?
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>>67388823
decent arse tbf
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> BLIMEY MACK, I BE A WEE BIT UNDER THE WEATHER TODAY! MIGHT BE BECAUSE I'M A DISGUSTING POTATO MUNCHING IRISH NIGGER
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tfw no aussie bf
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>>67388780
London has looked like shit all the way up to the past decade and a bit.
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can't sleep
too much coke
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Anyone else notice how racist the BBC and similar organisations are? Seems like anytime they want a non white they opt for a black person despite them being such a small portion of the population unlike the people of Pakistan.
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beds on fire
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>>67388872
haven't taken a new picture of it in a while tbqh

> almost up to 140kg on squats
> arse is looking pretty good these days
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>>67388903
>dat smooth skin
wew havent been like that there since I was 15
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>>67388899
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Anyone else notice when a clock's hand goes round it kind of buzzes slightly? Like it's vibrating like a bee or something. Very strange
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best way to tell if a guy is gay or not is to watch magic mike with him and measure if he gets a boner and also the frequency and strength of any boners he does have
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>>67388960
>tfw no qt ira gf
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>>67388762

I'm recording.........silence
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Thoughts on this lads? It wad a nazi boat we got as a prize of war at the end of ww2 and was used to bring over the first load of West Indian immigrants signalling the start of 3rd world immigration to the uk

Really poetic
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>>67388899
top banter lad
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>>67388917
No, I've noticed they bring on someone who's versed in the subject they're discussioning.
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>tfw hurt ankle so in haven't squatted in 3 weeks

reeeee it's gonna be so shit
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>>67389016
cant imagine anyone giving a fuck tbf
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> WEW WEE T-TOP BANTER THERE LAD, MIGHT DRINK MY BODY WEIGHT IN ALCOHOL TO COPE HAHA
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>>67388820
>>67388810
>>67388868
just realising that I'm a fucking runt

all I do is ruin shit for people and somehow come out better off myself

the gf is really nice but a little insecure and I think she's fallen for me hard which sucks because I always end up running away within a couple of months.

also literally stopped talking to my best mate without saying why when he was about to have heart surgery and now he's dropped out of uni and I still haven't said a word. don't even know how it went.
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https://vine.co/v/eZLAp3xvUeq

still makes me think
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not even that bothered about the election result. just hate the fact that the yanks went one better than us
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I will fucking ruin any one of you runts

Come at me

http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/b8jmd88o9n76
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Why are niggers so uppity?
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feel quite comfy from all the whisky and benzos
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*kicks the runt cage*

any of you runts still alive? daddy needs a boihole
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What does /brit/ think about the Household Cavalry
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>>67389048
If it makes you feel bad, stop being such a cunt and lighten up mate. It's not hard to be a nice person
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>>67389048
>Gf
>Friends
Ah, so we're still in normie hours. Here's some advice for you friend:neck yourself.
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>>67389038
says the cunt who just posted some shit about magic mike and looking how hard a guys dick gets while watching it

kys utter runt
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>>67389114
screeching at this post lads
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Dear Mr. Trump,

This is not what greatness looks like.

The world rejects your fear, hate-mongering, and bigotry. We reject your support for torture, your calls for murdering civilians, and your general encouragement of violence. We reject your denigration of women, Muslims, Mexicans, and millions of others who don’t look like you, talk like you, or pray to the same god as you.

Facing your fear we choose compassion. Hearing your despair we choose hope. Seeing your ignorance we choose understanding.

As citizens of the world, we stand united against your brand of division.

Sincerely,
[Add your name!]
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>>67389048
Normie problems.
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>>67389047
maybe you should and you'd finally get over your cowardly uncles death
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the captcha street signs pic I just got was actually a sign I pass every day going to and from work

hmmm
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>>67389075
why do you have such an in inferiority complex?
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>>67389090
have you decided what you want to do yet
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is anyone here an expert on greek pastries and/or greek pastry nomenclature
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>>67388842

well it's obviously st pauls at the start, pans across the barbican with the city behind
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>>67389114
>>67389132
samefag. completely embarrassing
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imagine if instead of the captcha you had to physically walk down to the 4chan headquarters to let them know you're a person before every post, absolutely mental
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>>67389145
>maybe you should and you'd finally get over your cowardly uncles death
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>>67389201
Completely unrecognisable from today anyway
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>WOE IS ME I HAVE GF PROBLEMS
>OH I AM SUCH A BAD PERSON TO MY FRIENDS OUT OF CHOICE
Honestly some of these fuckers genuinely belong on loose women
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Just bought this
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>>67389210
wish duolingo made a captcha system so we could actually learn from it instead of helping out google
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Not sure what that other chess anon was doing tbqh
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>>67389141
>>67389107
>Here's some advice for you friend:neck yourself.
the world would be better off, at least you're not hurting people in your basement.

>>67389103
I don't know why I do this scummy shit 2bh but it's not a fucking switch that I can flick. Most of the time I act like a really decent and friendly lad (and I think I am) but then an opportunity to be an arsehole will come up and before I know it I've done it.
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Dear Santa for Christmas i'd like; a 32' tv, and an iphone 7, no wait...
Forget that. Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, get our soldiers and bring them home.
They deserve to be with their families on Christmas day. If you don't copy and paste, I understand.
You can't spend 1 minute of your life to support soldiers :(

-Like if you respect the British soldiers.
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>>67389166
t. uppity nigger
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Little known fact: LSD use makes you look younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5prNB4Ke3Qk
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>>67389294
MATE DELETE THIS
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>>67389283
Bit mental that you want Santa to kidnap British soldiers
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does iceland have soldiers?
what do they do?
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>>67389302
>Spaceship earth
hmmmmm
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>>67389255
>Most of the time I act like a really decent and friendly lad (and I think I am)

haha no you're not. you're a fucking arsehole and the only reason you don't act like such an arsehole around people you just meet is because you want them to like you and deep down you know they probably won't like you if you're an arsehole from the beginning and throughout
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>>67389255
Think before your actions mate, it takes time to change. You will have relapses but if you keep trying eventually you will change
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>>67389283
dont you have yulelads or some shit like that???????????
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>>67389363
Protect our borders against polar bears
But they may only use swords and spears because guns are completely outlawed
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>ASMR Tapping
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there's a brand new dance
but i don't know it's name
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Going for my last sober cigarette for a while lads

The lecky fag's up and running again
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>>67389233

not really

don't even think the barbican towers have had a scrub since then. though i would love to live there.
>>
>>67388903
aussie boys are best boys
>>
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>>67389377
Yes
>>
is it weird that me and my mate both shag the same girl separately on the regs no strings attached type thing
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fat lard of a sister keeps pissing on my bedsheets
>>
>>67389370

good book that, by bucky fuller
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>>67389468
that is so, so hot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrGnQ-WFQns

#CHOON
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this is a typical Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMGRMJ0Kow
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Thought I was INTP

Now I'm reading into it I think I'm actually ENTP

Weird.
>>
>>67389438
>not really

Honestly wouldn't recognise it from that video if it wasn't for St Pauls/The Barbican
>>
communism
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>>67389255
>I act very friendly on the surface, but when it actually matters I'm a cunt but no really I'm a nice guy
>>
>>67389440
this is true
>>
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>>67389438
reminds me a bit of an old prison here in that state desu
>>
Is fetishizing your own sadness and an inability to connect on an emotional level an INTP thing?
>>
just bought condoms from infowars lads

gonna pound the truth into some buffting
>>
>>67389529
The three letters after the 'E' or 'I' don't matter, that's just to fill space

E means you're extroverted and successful, I means you're an introvert shut-in
>>
>>67389450
not really if everyone involved is ok with it then its fine 2bh

alls fair in fucking slags and war
>>
inserted a chipstick up my urethra to increase the girth of the ol' willy lads
>>
>>
>>67389449
>ketkrókur
>uses a hook to steal meat

M A D M A N
>>
>>67389598
Is it made from tinfoil?
>>
>>67389605
it's the vinegar that does it
>>
There is literally nothing wrong with being a rorke.
>>
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just drew this sketch of the bf
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wish australian wankers would fuck off
>>
>>67389468
mmm thats a tricky one
>>
>>67389600
Yeah see I thought that too, but actually it's not as simple as that. I like acting, feel comfortable in front of people, fine in social situations and everything, but I'm mostly on my own.

With the xNTP thing apparently it's very easy to be an ENTP that's lonely because you've not made an emotional connection with people. It's apparently also to do with how you deal with situations, apparently an ENTP would be more likely to bullshit and talk around the bigger picture whereas an INTP would be more precise.
>>
>>67389677
Why doesn't he use his hand to hold the sausage roll instead of sticking it between his legs? Silly
>>
unironic Yanky Doodle democide when
>>
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closing this thread
>>
Why is British """cuisine""" the most vile shit known to man?
>>
>>67389373
>>67389563
Ok, I already know that I'm a fucking prick.

>>67389373
I'll try, I guess. It's just easy to be a cunt, without even thinking I just do it and then it's already fucked.
>>
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All your dreams are made
When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
>>
>Reading all these articles explaining "why Hillary lost"
>every single one of them is screeching RACISM SEXISM BIGOTRY MISOGYNISTS HITLER HITLER HITLER
How the fuck are they not grasping this?
>>
>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic pan thief
>>
>>67389589
Could be.

Most NTs are just robots apparently.
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFiQIFaejk

Socialism means: “The common good before the individual good.”
Socialism means: “Think not of yourself, but of the whole, of the people and the state.”
Socialism means: “Not the same for everyone, but to each his own.”These sentences make clear what we call “German socialism.” No one is a socialist who does not live according to them.
A new order grows from these sentences. The sentence “To each his own” has killed the “mass,” the slogan of Marxism, and replaced it with the “community.” Every community grows around a leader. He is the center of its order, which forms around him. A number of these leaders form a larger community, and stand around their leader as a living order. It all grows from below—the number growing ever smaller—like a pyramid, and finds its epitome in the Führer of the Reich. All are bound by the community. Each community is a living order. The whole, the great living order, is the people’s community. It binds inextricably person to person, leader to leader. It does not give the same to everyone, but to each his own. It creates the socialist people in a socialist state.
Each has his task in the community, given to him according to his gifts. Never do all have the same task, but rather each his own. His task gives him a place in the community, If he fulfills it completely, he wins the esteem of the others. He is happy, even if his task is not large in the overall scheme of things.
Such communities grow in the field, in assault troops, in artillery battalions, in submarines, in S.A. units. Strong, bound forever together, wordlessly understanding each other, together until the end, sworn to a common goal. Strength grows from such communities, and from them grows the state.
>>
Fucking Norwegians
>>
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>>67389712
pseudoscience bollocks
>>
>>67389764
Shan't be allowing my brain to process one letter in this post
>>
>>67389744
Danish influence.
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478992076416.webm
>>
fat nigger of a wife keeps shitting the bed
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_E8sC6Osns
>>
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>>67389744
I know, right?
>>
>tfw 5'4 and built like a yule lad
>>
>>67389789
The original has much better pacing.
>>
>>67389789
really enjoyed watching this even though i think trump is an absolute mong
>>
just did 50 sit ups
>>
>>67389768
Ah yes, the """""""""Irish wit"""""""
>>
>>67389830
Caralad, don't say things like this. You're making me lose respect for you.
>>
>>67389789
>2:28 (audio)
shan't
>>
>>67389806
literally inedible. humans are not supposed to eat that
>>
was eating out this obese yank kucks nigger wife when he popped in unexpectedly.

luckily she quickly shat all over my face and he didn't realise I was kucking him, the fucking runt
>>
>>67389789
not one (1) pixel
>>
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>ywn live to see the day of the rope

When is it going arrive, lads?
>>
corr dries mertens knows how to strike a ball doesn't he
>>
Oh joy in 9hrs I get to tap numbers in excel spreadsheets all day on a bank of desks that are aside from me all women with an average age of 40. and the bank of 8 behind us is all women as well.

there's a fuck i'd love to shag but that nowhere near compensates for the banality of an office admin job.
>>
>>67389862
>Offer people þorramat
>They decline
>Eat þorramat in front of them while they cringe
>Call people pussies
I'ts tradition
>>
>>67389862
pussyboi
>>
watching The Crown lads
>>
lads who/what shall i fap to?
>>
>>67389928
me!!
;3c
>>
>>67389764
How does the Nordic Resistance Movement feel about homosexuality?
>>
>>67389924
Looks rubbish mate
>>
>>67389928
scousers
>>
>>67389924
Spoiler: the Elizabeth character ends up becoming queen
>>
my willy is rubbish
>>
>>67389986
let me be the judge of that
>>
i just think they're neat
>>
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>>67390001
>>
Know a lad who told me he supports trump and likes breitbart, reckon he frequents /pol/?
>>
willy is too thick lads

5.5 inches around
>>
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>chris Weitz

ah yes
>>
>>67389945
Opposed to gay marriage iirc
why?
>>
>>67390032
let me be the judge of that
>>
>>67390016
pull ur foreskin back
>>
>>67390038
Aren't you bisexual?
>>
>>67390016
ahahaha what the fuck
>>
>>67390016
>uncut

dont believe you desu
>>
>>67390016
is that a cheeto crumb on your willy?
>>
>>67389928

shae summers
>>
>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
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>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
What's the best ever euphoric trance track lads?
>>
might do a bed
>>
>>67390016
>Anglo genes
>>
>>67390037
Shan't be watching this shit
>>
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>>67390114
average londoner
>>
>tfw ended up with a free month of tinder plus a while ago
>tfw set location to Iceland
>tfw got like 7 or 8 matches
>tfw only really talked to one (she was cute) until conversation died
>tfw never going to have an Icelandic gf
>tfw never going to spend Christmas in a cottage in a village on the outskirts of Reykavik
>>
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>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
>>67390107
If Yanks are Anglos so are you
>>
>>67388429
I'd say 50%
>>
>>67390055
I'm not going to marry a fuckbuddy
>>
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>>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
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>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
>In #Bashiqa town: #Peshmerga Forces put the cross back on the Orthodox Church and repair the church bell.

don't get how anyone can not support the kurds
>>
>>67390156
So they are opposed to gay marriage but not gay sex?
>>
Been brainstorming about a post involving "english teabags" for a while, it needs to be something really good, possible gay
>>
have a sister that needs shagging
>>
>>67390187
Because the FSA want to genocide them and western media's been shilling for the FSA for the past 4 years
>>
>>67390016
LITTLE
>>
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>>>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
>>67390195
*sighs*

chuck her over then mate
>>
>>67390196
>>67390196
>>67390196
>>
>>>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks

>>>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks

>>>>>at this point in the thread, post rate slows down
>>>>>The average /brit/ miscalculates that he cannot garner many more (you)s
>>>>>However, 30+ posts are left and this is a prime opportunity to seize them by the bollocks
>>
>>67390195
Is she attractive?
>>
*throws out wild accusations*
>>
*defends myself vociferously*
>>
>>67390190
I dont really care
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oh you have got to be kidding sir, first you think of an idea that has already been done, then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. didn't you think this thr...

...IT WAS ON THE BESTSELLER LIST FOR 18 MONTHS, EVERY MAGAZINE COVER HAD...

...ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MOVIES OF ALL TIME SIR! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! I mean thank you, come again.
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