/balt/ + /ausnz/

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3D women are NOT important.

Last thread was serious cancer.

Thanks for wasting 2 hours of my life. I'm gonna be making threads at 310 now

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3D women are NOT important.

Looks like it's just me and mindaugas.

>>67387172
What happened in the last thread?

and some estonian obviously but idk who that is...

>>67387257
Nothing. Don't mind me

alright so i ate a sandwich and now i'm going to sleep

goodnight m8s

https://plug.dj/baltic

where my earthquake bros at

>>67387172
fuck off you shitcunt

>>67387507
shut the FRRRRRIck up

>>67387398
Hello m80

>>67388477
eeeyyy

Fucking Christchurch office closed extra work

>>67389357
Shits quiet now.
Still no power for me which fucking sucks.

>>67389471
Where are you bud?

>>67389481
Westport

>>67389471
I always enjoy the silence after earthquakes, all the animals go quiet and you have this nice contemplative atmosphere, it's like time stopping.

>>67389644
>t's like time stopping
Probably the best way to describe it, it has a weird atmosphere to it.

You may ONLY post ITT if you are an earthquake nigga

>>67389863
Next earthquake you should get drunk and dance around...that'd be fun eh

>>67387133
"Aw noo broo" edition

>>67390512
i am all fucked up, have a good life, i dont deserve to live anyway

>>67389863
6.7 a couple of minutes ago. Interrupting my anime.

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>>67389863
real quake nigga hours smash dat muthafuckin (you)

>>67390739
1 like = 1 prayer

Stay safe my friend.

>>67389863
former collapse church resident reporting in

only important post in this itt

Glad I got out of Christchurch, the quakes weren't bad but the city was non-existent after the feb quake

Second most important post in this itt.

This post is unimportant, ignore it if you want.

>>67394268
it was important to me

>>67394420
I just want you to know, I love and you mean the world to me.

This very well maybe my last post for sometime I'm running out of battery.

>>67394420
Also >420
LMOA

>>67394492
stay safe lad

>ausnz is still a thing
Why?

bit rude

>>67395548
dont listen to that slavshit

>>67395566
thanks

>>67387299
>2016
>no mobile app
Kys

Dumb proxy samefag

What was meant by this?

>>67395630
it thinks someone loves him

Mikoto and Bruce
will die virgin

Wow, this russian is very rude.

>>67395874
*sniffs*
y-you didn't really mean that, d-did you?
I want my tight boipucci filled by a big fat cock before I die ;_;

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gonna put the beat down on the next punk that bullies my /ausnz/ bros

>>67396153
thx

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Monday is best fucking day

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>>67396153
>doesnt offer protection to Latvia

WTF i though we're NATO

So how was your day lads?

SKRRT SKRRT
*DABS*
bae yaas slaay

>>67396269
Fairly shit, didn't really do anything. How was your sleep m8?

>>67391032
Chile on Based watch

PooSA on bitching out watch

>>67396200
anytime champ, good digits

>>67396267
/balt/ has been under my protection

>>67396269
alright. on break from work for a minute. and you?

>>67396296
Its was best sleep i ever had, till phone ruined it

mosquito rolled up with 3 big guys

>>67396314
Do you work at night?

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is america a first world country?
i seriously don't know anymore

>>67396348
yes. when you go to sleep im probably going to sleep as well
>>67396358
we are, for a little while longer at least

>>67396314
Nothing much, i was just having great night and then monday came and ruined it

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>>67396358
At least it'll die with dignity now

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>tfw immortal

>>67396585
me on the left

>>67396585
me on the carriage

>>67396585
me on the right

*farts in ur ass*

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>communism is the greatest ideology ever bro!
>mfw it only comes about after everything is perfect

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>>67396767

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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communism has NO flaws

>>67397208
Can someone confirm or deny this?
Thanks

>>67397298
No comment.

>>67397298
If odds yes, if evens no.

>>67397298
>>67397383
Irrefutable evidence that communism does indeed have no flaws.

>>67397298
yes i am agree confirmed
lived in communism was very nice

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my car

>>67397400
Glad to hear. When can we implement it?

>>67397427
first we must seize our means of production
im not mikoto btw
t. not mikoto haha

>>67397427
We start implementation of communism on this general immediately!

Then we move implementation to every other general in /int/. And after that, the entire world!

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NOT ON MY WATCH, LENIN(s)

>>67397550
how about space
it cant work unless everyone follows it

Guys, hear me out. Arrival is the best movie of the year.

>>67397632
might go see it high this friday/thursday

>>67397550
Say your last goodbyes to friends and family members, a member of the Stasi has been dispatched to your location.

ETA is 35 minutes.

>>67397779

Fuck this is for >>67397555

Not even your trips can save you now.

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i hope the earthquake didn't hurt her.

>>67397810
She's my cousin, she lost her legs.
She has wheels now.

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>mfw living in a communist society
>mfw i blow up the community house
>mfw everybody has to work even harder to repair it
>mfw people become angry and disenchanted at having to do extra work for nothing
>mfw they rebel
>mfw i single handedly toppled a utopia

>>67397855
hotwheels TM

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>This thread

>>67398086
hey are you a girl?
if yes will you be my gf(Girlfriend)?

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Federation of memes

Also good morning lads

>>67398301
Nice B8 LMAO

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>>67398310
I was off by one too much
You were off by one

When will the curse vanish

>>67398330
When the last of the lithuanians seizes to breath

>>67397810
wow she looks shit here compared to when she's naked

>>67398301
morning lad

>>67398556
>off by one
Hmm, I think you should take a break from balt.

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>fugged it up
Well time for a break until the curse is away

>>67398620
What was meant by this?

>>67398301
Estonia is such a manlet..lol

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>watching the moon rise via surfcam

>>67398598
b-but i love balt

>>67398633
curse BTFO

Jannies are doing whatever the fuck they want 2bh, like randomly deleting threads or flagging people; without having to hold themselves accountable or having any kind of reprecussions.
Fuck these cunts.

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updated the ol' blogaroo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUqOdxAKhs

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>>67398933
Careful, now.

>>67398648
I hope it was shit. My gf unironically when to the beach to watch it

vilie's pies are fucking trash

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>>67399187
lol it was. clouds covered the horizon, and the moon appeared at this moment

>>67399427
haha good good

wake up u balt dickheads

>>67399622
this 2bqh

>>67399622
*wakes up*

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>having less freedom on the internet than USA
How are you even allowed on 4chan??

>>67398933
Reminder that one of the jannies is a literal /balt/ regular

>>67399622
Was at the gym pham, exercising them muscles
How's life over there?

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>retards that think california would be better off if it became independent

>>67399764
we are not even on the list

>>67399795
was eating a pie lol

>tells me to wake up
>dies himself

>>67399812
https://freedomhouse.org/report/freedom-net/freedom-net-2016
>Freedom House doesn't consider other Balts as human
Sorry , m8s.

Do you brave men of /balt/ like Pussy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU

tell youre mom to stop calling me

>>67399863
>https://freedomhouse.org/report/freedom-net/freedom-net-2016
it looks like they have picked random countries

good morning lads

>>67398108
I'm feminine enough that it could work, if you don't mind a bit of benis

wahey

>>67399970
good morning

Gas the jannies thread war nao

>>67399983
NO!

not a fan of benis sorry.

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>friend keeps saying how awesome lucid dreams are
>have my first ever lucid dream
>realise that i'm in a lucid dream
>tell myself in my dream that i realise that i'm dreaming and that i will wake up now
>i actually wake up
>mfw

>>67399970
god eftermiddag

>>67400053
You that ausfag from /x/?

>>67400083
dont go on x

>>67400053
ive never had a lucid dream. was it cool?

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>>67400045
Free?

>>67400114
i don't fucking know it lasted about 10 seconds before i told myself to wake up

don't anger him

>>67400172
you couldve done anything you wanted and you're chose to wake up. really makes me think

so enzed ia dead huh

drinking coffee, lads

>>67400294
Again? Why not tea? Did you stop being the teaman?

>>67400315
I switched it up a bit, coffee for mornings and tea for the rest of the day

>>67400341
I am going to have a peppermint tea in 5 minutes

>>67400399
peppermint tea is very good, enjoy

>>67400399
have fun with liver problems lol

>>67400399
Good 9s

>>67400251
rip lol

>>67400251
It's enzee

>>67400399
>peppermint tea
Girl?

>>67400425
chto?

>>67400480
nah im just a regular dude minding my own business

>>67400470
Its in zud

Just ate a "tortilla" at Hesburger lads
It was literally a burger patty and some salad wrapped in a tortilla

>>67400591
don't care

>>67400591
Sounds nice desu. I ate three chicken feet with lunch today.

>>67400636
don't care

>>67400591
>>67400636
DO care

>don't care-posting

>>67400606
Don't care that you don't care

>>67400636
Do they have fast food venues over there or do you have to hunt your food in the jungle or something?

>>67400636
you eat their actual feet? that's weird lol ive never heard of that

>>67400657
>>67400606
don't care

>>67400673
don't care

>>67400684
don't care

>>67400685
don't care

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me and the gf

thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM

NEED a gf

hmm

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>>67400672
<3

>>67400684
They do. In Port Moresby all the locals eat at Big Rooster. in the rural areas there are "kai bars" which the locals eat at.
I once bought fried fish and chips at a kai bar. The fish was a whole fish (head, tail and scales) deep fried.

>>67400685
The feet were connected to legs. No meat just skin and tendons, but everyone was eating them so I did too.

>>67400749
won't listen lol

>>67400749
>tfw incapable of listening to political/protest music without cringing, no matter how good it is

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>>67400777
you will get your gf on Christmas
t. santa

>>67400843
>SOAD
>good

>>67400824
ok no problem
>>67400843
I care more about how the song sounds then the lyrics

>>67400848
doubting the authenticity of this post lads

>>67400864
wasn't specifically talking about SOAD 2bh

>>67400864
music taste is subjective and you can't deny this
what do you listen to?

>>67400876
don't care about your intentions tbf

>>67400874
fair enough m8. I just have an intrusive thought problem and every time I try listening to songs with political messages I imagine some politician or whatever is watching me and laughing at me

>>67400875
if you have been a good boy this year you are gonna get your gf, but if not then sorry mate cuz you ain't gonna get it.

>>67400901
heh that is pretty strange

>>67400901
you sound a little insecure about music tbqh lad

who cares lmao

>>67400934
give me a fucking gf or i will have at your nuts when you come down the chimney

>>67400964
hmm you're probably right but the thoughts aren't controllable and they are bad enough to make me stop listening to certain music

>>67400982
oh so I see that you have been a really bad boy this year
NO GF FOR YOU MATE THIS YEAR
and if you gonna angry me more you ain't gonna get it next year also
t. santa

>>67400992
give me an example of this political music

>>67401016
>>67400749
basically any "protest" music 2bh

>>67401014

u aint santa u cant gyp me suss cunt

>>67401046
ok now you made me angry your not gonna get gf even the next year and you gonna be ALONE I TELL YA
t. santa

>>67401078
not the same aus u fuckin egg

just goes to show ur not the real deal cunt

>>67401046
hi I'll be ur gf

>>67401102
do you pass?
can i put it in your butt?

>>67401095
ok so now you both not gonna get gf you dig your own grave mate
t. santa

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Not really feeling like giving any of you any (You)s today, don't know, just don't think you deserve it

>>67401124
don't care

to whom are you talking to?

>>67401116
>do you pass
on stds yes haha
>can i put it in your butt?
only if i can do you back; )

>>67401157
>on stds yes haha
what did you mean by this?

>>67401116
DON'T TRUST
>>67401157

he will shart on your dick

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Skipped classed today so I could go to the gym at the usual hour when the redhead cutie is there, but she wasn't there.

Also I came to the conclusion that even if she was there, I wouldn't have had the balls to talk to her anyway.

Don't know what to do lads

>>67401124
I will give a (You) but don't need any back. Enjoy.

@24
no (you)s for (you) either then

>>67401157
>only if i can do you back; )
girls CAN'T do it back
you are a FRAUD

B R I S
A
N
E

>>67401181
Either talk to her or forget about her

>>67401181
not your life councilor

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>>67401185
>>67401188
Was just kidding lads, thank (You)

>>67401116
>>67401157
these people are gay
t. prof and certified gay people spotter

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>>67401244

>>67401181
mixed-race people are so cute when they get slightly dark skin with green or blue eyes

starting to get sick of the "traps are gay" meme

>>67401168
i meant[spoiler]i wanna poz youre boipucci[/secretboardspoiler]

>>67401210
s-stop bullying me you big meanyfart

>>67401255
only if they're <8 inches 2bqh

>>67401271
starting to get sick of the "traps are not gay" meme

>>67401270
Agreed

>he UNIRONICALLY thinks traps are gay

>>67401214
Indro here

>>67401279
>i wanna poz youre boipucci
going to have to filter you now

*falls asleep on the couch*

>>67401255
>didn't spot me
heh being bi is nice

>he UNIRONICALLY thinks traps are not gay

>>67401311
*draws a willy on your forehead*

zzzz

>>67401309
Milton here my dude, how's it going? fucking gorgeous night tonight

>>67401313
It is pretty hard to spot the bi people, but I'm planning on taking the "how to spot bisexual people" course that is in my uni
t. prof and certified gay people spotter

>qld

>>67401310
ttyl babe

>>67401338
*splashes water on youre face*

>>67401349
I want to "spot" on your face

>>67401340
good. just glad its cooled down to something more reasonable desu

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>>67401357
> WA

>>67401373
literally don't know what that suppose to mean

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>>67401380
>NT

>>67401399
>nsw

never been to wa, nt or tasmania and don't ever plan to

>>67401362
*wakes up*
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

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>>67401408
>he doesn't live in the master state

>>67401214
tfw northern suburbs are so far away

>>67401439
Can't tell if referencing shitoria or crapberra?

>>67401496
NSW m8. Victoria and especially Canberra are both shit-tier

Davay za nih davay za nas
I za sibir i za kavkaz
Za sviot dalekih goraduv
I za druziey i za luboy

>>67401516
eye sea.

Dw I'll be back in God's country in a month.

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the gf

>>67401550
solid f.am, I imagine it would be pretty good to finally get away from the humidity and constant storms

>>67401586
I'm so sorry, what happened to her nose?

>>67401586
But she is a drawing, wouldn't you be happier with something you can actually feel upon?

>>67401625
yes i agree...
*takes your hand*

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>>67401639
I see, so why would you want a big guy instead of a girl?
Btw not homo so drop it.

>>67401660
lmao dude ur from sweden so u must be gay haha

>>67401660
*pushes you against the wall*

shhh, shhhhhh just take it

>>67401660
statistically there is a 5% chance you're gay yourself

>jogging through the hood minding my own business and looking at houses
>some teenage girl stops and says "hi"
>say hi back and keep on jogging because I know she'll never have me
Hope she understands now how guys who get treated like shit by girls feel like. Dumb cunt.

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>>67401595
I'm used to the weather and climate now.

I just want to escape these expensive prices. Paid $35 for one of pic related today!

>>67401714
2bh I am comforted knowing that this never happened

>>67401700
You're referencing that map aren't you? It said >5% chance. Meaning it might as well be a 20% chance, who knows.

>>67401714
didn't read this

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>>67401679
haha no
>>67401689
*lifts you up*
haha short man don't kid yourself.
>>67401700
i thank odin for no being part of that 5%

thanks

t.hanks

>>67401732
that's fucked, I would have thought prices would generally be lower, at least for food and shit

>>67401735
Swear it did pham, she wasn't even ugly or anything

>>67401714
ha you sure showed her.

>>67401714
hmmm are you that guy who only likes 2D women?

>>67401770
Pretty much everything is Australian-tier expensive or higher.

Things like cigarettes and chicken feet lunches are lower.

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>>67401815
>chicken feet lunches

>>67401811
Nah, that guy is a cunt

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>born in victoria
>moved to qld
>shitpost about vic whenever the topic of states comes up

>>67401822
Bought some cooked chicken legs in a roadside market today. All had feet attached. Local workmates ate their feet, so I ate mine.
Wasn't that bad 2bh.

I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams
And I walk alone

>>67401941
green day more like green gay

>>67401958
That was fast

>>67401972
for you

>>67401941
>>67401972
fucking pinko

>>67402001
a space odyssey

Thoughts on the global warming?

>press Q win games
Hmm this game is very fun

>>67402018
dunno

>>67401917
truly converted

head itches

>>67402018
why is it cold if global warming is real

Correction

Thoughts on climate change?

>>67402018
Don't care

>>67402102
im afraid it's going to get warm again in six months and all the snow that's hasn't fallen will melt and kill me

>>67402018
Probably concerning for me as I live in the driest state in the driest inhabited continent but hopefully I'll be dead before it effects me.

>>67402244
chec

>>67402102
Disappointing 2bh. Fuck the heat

>Having dinner with gf
>She asks why I am quiet
>Tell her I am really tired and keen for bed
>She then opens with a barrage
>Are you angry at me? Are you sad? Did I do something? Is work okay? Is something wrong at work? Are you feeling okay? What are you angry about? Do you not like dinner? etc.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with women?

>>67402340
Sounds like she's just very insecure

>>67402340
give that cunt a clobberin right on the jaw

>>67402340
At least she is being caring 2bh

>>67402383
she can be as insecure as she likes but I still dont understand the rationality behind interrogating a person to improve the general mood?

Are there people that actually enjoy being interrogated? I am the one in the wrong?

>>67402392
this

>>67402426
if she cared then she would shut her trap

>>67402340
>Laying in bed with gf
>asks me why I'm quite
>before I even respond shes gone under the blanket and put my coque in her mouth
>"Is that better?"

Maybe its just yours famalam

*strokes his dick thinking about you*

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the biggest loser of them all?

How do I go about finding someone who's name I don't know on facebook

>>67402760
u xD

quite unimpressed with the quality of the posts in this itt at the atm

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>tfw to smart to make a joke

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>tfw to dumb to understand humor

I wish I could make all the foreigners fight to the death for the right to post here.

>>67403438
i wish i could just die
thanks

>>67403507
literally came here to post this right now

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>ywn earn glory fighting as a gladiator in ab arena

>>67403607
same
and i did

>>67403716
were you just memeing or being genuine though?

>>67403740
i would like to cease existing that is no meme

>>67403892
this suffering never ends, it just gets worse

>>67397779
I'm curious, what brings you to PNG? are you a local? Where do you live? How did you discover 4chan?

>>67404059
i don't doubt that for a second

310

>>67404098
He's an electrical engineer from Australia installing electrical shit over there

>>67404534
>>67404534
xP

hmm

ah yes

check the new thread