official opposition edition
on a train lads
officially oppose this thread
Runescape old school or the new version lads?
*flings shit at the runts as they enter the thread*
leaf holocaust when?
When and why did the monarchy give up power to government?.
in a good mood lads
HOWLING
Some girl's profile said she was open to 'SD/SM'
What the fuck is that
>>67385518
oldscool obviously you jibbering gaylord
Where di you meet your gf lads?
>>67385489
knew of each other from work
met at some festival thing in town and started talking more closely.
>>67385440
I don't know how
I think the National Socialist German Workers Party had some good ideas
>>67385518
new has better mechanics and graphics tbqhwu
wish leafs would fuck off and stop making shit editions
>EIGHTEEN
>KILOGRAMS
>>67385556
Is the new one that bad?
>reviewbrah has a gf and you dont
>absolutely LOVE it when some runt types out a whole load of shite and gets NO (You)s for it. just imagine the sad cunt sitting there hitting update just wishing his utter bollocks was worth replying to
he got no (you)s lol
>>67385562
just be yoursef
>>67385525
Over time
Dunno yet
>>67385547
sugar daddy
>>67385585
what since when
There's something that I think you should know
I been on the edge, man I beg you please don't push me bro
See I refused to pay attention to you pussyholes
You Benihanas, you get chopped up like some sushi rolls
>>67385525
Parliament cut of the kings head for a laugh
>>67385582
it's a different game completely, plays like WoW and is very pay-2-win and casualized
>>67385588
lol
>>67385547
virgin
>>67385588
so sad!
>>67385597
Then what's the SM?
Sugar daddy sado masochism?
>>67385559
Tinder
>>67385559
Met her at uni 2bh,
Class little Polish bird
the gf
>>67385585
food doesn't count as a gf
>flogging teabags
imagine being this much of a pikey
>>67385559
outside a nightclub in carlow
>>67385559
in a Greggs' disabled toilet.
I feel like history books of the future will treat trump, Le Pen, Farage, Wilders, et al as americans treat the founding fathers. Based AF bad ass MFers. So happy to be living to witness this uprising of the every man.
>>67385633
Sugar Mummy aka. girly gay for pay
the state of this thread
>>67385559
PureGym
>>67385614
Wish the English Commonwealth stuck around 2bqh
just had this telegrammed to me
when i get pissy with the gf i just start /brit/posting to her in texts
been doing this for MONTHS and she still hasn't caught on
*spooks you*
>>67385581
Thank you. I'm glad you have enjoyed my misfortune/stupidity.
I tried to work out how much space it will take up and it will take up and entire cupboard.
>>67385642
weighty chebbers
might suck a cock lads, any tips?
>>67385582
rs3 is pretty shit, but it's an actual community MMO with a lot of content being added
you'll play a couple of days of osrs, remember that getting a 99 takes literally hundreds of hours of clicking constantly and quit
>>67385559
teabag wholesalers
>>67385694
find a cock to suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
No-one to snuggle with this Christmas, lads.
Or any other Christmas.
>>67385683
examples?
>>67385681
oh boi
Found an old friends reddit account and he has comments on the futanaripegging subreddit
>>67385687
how much did it cost you
>>67385647
Mate, the order came to £170. I'm not giving that lot away.
me on the left
>>67385683
she doesn't know what /brit/ is?? haha what a total LOSER!
Got a bit of a dilemma lads. Dating a girl from Portugal, her face is very cute and she's a good kisser but her body is a bit of a disaster. She's slightly overweight and her tits flop around too much for my liking, and her bum is quite wide but not very round. How do I get her to do some exercise to cut some of that chub down without coming across as a prick?
>>67385710
don't fancy being doxxed
>>67385705
check
business idea: cuddle a fat girl
hmmm yess ah hmm yes i simply CANNOT WAIT to got to be in which I will be rudely awoken at 6:30 and given 20 minutes to force feed myself and get my clothes on and walk for 30 minutes to the train station in the cold and dark where I will then catch my wonderful class 142 to work which will of course be horrifically overcrowded and then I will get to work and walk a further 10 minutes to my office where i will enter and sit at my desk while trying my best to avoid my obnoxious coworkes and crack on my shitty customer service job that i utterly despites for 8 hours and then i will go home and ride the same overcrowded class 142 and then walk another 30 minutes home in the dark coldness and when i get home i will down 3-4 beers to retain my sanity and then got to bed at 1 and repeat the cycle
i simply cannot wait lads
NORMIES GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN I WANT TO EAT
>>67385723
he's such a fucking cunt
>>67385734
fantastic idea I can get behind
>>67385706
meme band
>>67385709
first Christmas ever ill have a gf
>>67385729
Say to her:
Tu es muito gorda, faca exercicio!
Truuuuuust lad
>>67385578
>>67385615
>>67385701
I'll just give the new one a go for now then, my character from years ago should be on it anyway right?
hulo 999 i aspirated digestive crumbs
Shoe0nHead>>>>Lauren Southern
t b h
>>67385747
yeah alverez is a fucking faggot
WW3 will be about China and India defeating fascism in the west.
>>67385559
PoF
Set up a fake account, found her profile, reverse image searched her pictures, found her twitter, started getting an interest in the things she liked etc. and we've been together four years.
I have a folder with Vsauce videos (and a few other similar videos) that I put on shuffle to have on as background noise to drown out the bad feelings when I'm in bed and doing random shit around the house
maximum comfycore
>>67385663
smokes, let's go
getting back onto my nut and feeling a bit down
Brain is melting out of my ears
>>67385791
>china
>going to war with the west
elemayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6hYe6FbA60
Good morning.
Earl grey tea time now.
>>67385771
enjoy
>>67385778
both vile roasties
>>67385803
cute
>>67385729
Tell her she has to go back and then start doing Trump gestures.
>its the "headphones pushed back a bit of my hair and now moving the hair down is fucking agony" episode
ahh yes
>>67385770
no kek
might go and spend NYE alone in Riga
>>67385734
reminds me of a fat girl I know
>>67385845
Properly laughed at this
>>67385803
organised 3 fights for tomorrow in different countries so far, going well
Lads just how good is POF?
I've never heard of it until it was mentioned here
>>67385873
Was thinking of going to Prague for NYE alone. Or anywhere alone.
I've starting using the same hand gestures as Trump when I talk, lots of thumbs up and 'ok' signs
without milk and suger.
Watching that Don't Breathe film.
Rooting for the blind guy, frankly.
>>67385803
>>67385791
>defeating
>>67385907
Full of full time mummys
Don't think I've asked for a birthday gift for six years but the ma' is always asking me what I want.
So I've asked for this:
An Indian takeaway
Anything to add to the list lads?
I don't play video games anymore and all the films and tv shows I can watch on my computer.
Makes buying things pointless tbqhwy
>>67385907
Set up a fake profile first and scan the women. It's what I did before deciding to set up a real one. It's mostly slags and idiots, but there are some diamonds in the rough.
>>67385739
have you tried going to bed before 1?
If Germany, Netherlands and France elect AfD, Geert and FN, how will liberals react?
They won't be able to argue that the UK or US are uniquely idiotic or racist for swinging to the right any more, since everyone will be doing it.
All of reality will show that lefties are now the minority and losing the culture war. Will they accept that, or will they think of even more excuses to explain why they're losing?
>>67385836
Now that is cancer.
>>67385924
oshii
>>67385924
tell me about nabe. whats your favourite version?
>>67385721
£170
>>67385835
>>67385924
oishiiiiii desuwa
Donald Trump is a top lad and if you disagree then you're a rasheed-enabling pink haired twat
literally have nothing to do
im just wasting away on this sunday
nothing brings me joy anymore
>tfw I will never be british
>>67385841
found the redpilled lad
>>67385979
desu lad i just can't wait till we can start culling the lefties
>>67386023
t. right wing nutter
The 'neux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkinzV7pxn4
>>67386023
I judge leaders by whether I'd have a pint with them or not, it's usually a good indicator.
Trump? yes.
>>67385877
ask her if she'll be my gf
i am so british i sit inside my room all day posting on an american forum
>>67386048
I love when Finnish people talk, especially people like Kimi Raikkonen
400g stilton cheese straight up the hooter
>>67386048
It's ok, you could've been Swedish but instead you were born a Finn :)
>>67386070
>>67386048
I thought that 5 years ago but look at me now
Work tomorrow, lads.
Accomplished absolutely nothing this weekend, desu.
Iceland fact: naming your child certain disallowed names will result in a death sentence for the parents as well as their offspring
>>67386070
I'm not even right wing, but the left has gone completely mental over the last ten years and they're a mess
explain to me this enigma known as "the poleaboo"
>>67385907
absolutely shite, don't bother
only online dating thing anyone should bother with is Tinder
>>67386071
is he insane?
>>67385817
Surely Trump fighting the rebels would be a war crime under geneva. West have all their intelligence, it would just be a mass killing.
>75,000 retweets
Is it autistic that this makes me want to nuke the west
>>67385979
>tfw leftie except for SJW shite
Took Trump over Hillary and I'd like Germany and Sweden to stop destroying themselves, but I just hope the whole neo-lib ideology driven fucking up of the country here ends.
>>67385988
yes, oishii
>>67386004
my favourite tea is English breakfast tea ,Darjeeling tea and earl grey tea.
also without milk and suger. its justice.
>>67386123
>I'm not even right wing, but the left has gone completely mental over the last ten years and they're a mess
business idea: break-dance walk to uni tomorrow morning. fuck the consequences!
>tfw 5'4 and built like a member of the Icelandic firing squad
>Is it autistic that this makes me want to nuke the west
>>67386126
he's a weirdo who creeped out some polish girls at his uni and got arrested for it
now he's a tranny or something and will probably kill himself
Tbh this whole mess probably could have been avoided if he had just got a gf/bf before he went too weird
>>67386138
Just Nuke the cities lad, it's where all the leftscum congregate
>>67386170
>its justice
何?
Will people look back at 1st of May 1997 as one of the worst days in British history.
Really quite enjoy the Obama and Joe Biden memes to be honest lads.
Actually find them quite sweet and heartwarming.
>>67386172
>67385729
What are you reading atm lads>
>>67386170
i dont give a fuck about your tea lad. I asked about nabe (or nabemono)
>>67386227
23/06/2016
>>67386239
normie twat
Am I gay?
No.
Does young Clint Eastwood make me erect?
Yes.
>>67386219
Give us a chance to get out first please, don't want a nuke dropping on me noggin haha.
>>67386138
I never understood how trump supporters could claim they were for freedom and liberty when half their platform was just "No, you can't do that, it's wrong and perverse, so conform special snowflake"
Would you wear this?
>>67386249
Endymion
>>67386239
It's time for Trump and Pence memes now
>>67386251
nabemono? ah ok.
yosenabe is a best.
top banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352803372912492544
>>67386274
there is such thing as freedom within moderation.
>>67385907
horribly depressing
>>67386239
>Political memes have become normie
What a time we live in boys
>>67386239
they're propaganda to make us think that they're normal people when in fact theyr're treasonous criminals, come join me over on /pol/ to learn more
>>67386266
His son is also devilishly handsome
>>67386252
Fuck off Rasheed.
>>67386281
>Hey Trump, Barron's being a little fruity, want me to give him the ol' electro shock?
>>67386266
shieeet, son, that doesn't make you gay. i know lots of dude who get a boner from him, my dad for example
>you will never explore the other 95% of the ocean
>you will never encounter a 5km long underwater alien monster
>>67386274
>conform
People can do whatever the fuck they like
Thing is these cunts insist on being called xir, xhe and xhem and if you call them male or female (which is what they are) they report you and you can face punishment.
This shit is already happening in campuses and before you know it it will spread to legislation.
>>67386313
And yet they were started by a British girl.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/266276897305026560
>>67386300
Ah yes, 'freedom within moderation!', that famous call of 1776.
>>67385979
Germany wont elect afd
They're only like 25% in the most right wing parts of the country
don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care don't care
>>67386305
dire
>>67386345
The face of a man who's about to do all the work and get none of the credit
Got called a sweeterman in Aldis lads
My brain works in a fluid motion, whereas everyone else's goes in a straight line.
>>67386349
subnautica is unironically my favorite game lad
terrified of the water but i love it
Howdy laddos
How was your weekend?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/797823553244712960
Is he autistic?
>>67386313
>come join me over on /pol/ to learn more
>/pol/
>learning
Sorry bud, gonna have to turn you down
>>67386346
Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life
>>67386369
How the fuck is this fella President elect
>>67386072
Trump is actually a weirdo who has never had a drink in his life, he's said this a few times
Have no idea how he and Nige got along so well
>>67385444
>tfw have to get up at 6am tommorow
i miss being neet
>>67386403
There's Aldis in Canada?
>>67386355
Except get abortions and migrate freely.
Also, doesn't Trump want to make it easier to sue someone for libel?
>>67386383
Afd don't even want to leave the EU. Germans can't really commit to right-wing populism, their history is always screaming at them what an awful idea it is
>>67386431
cuck. Sad!
>>67386410
might buy it next month
>>67386349
>you will never be on a state of the art underwater vessel exploring the nether regions of the deep sea with a gang of complete nutcases
>>67386386
https://youtu.be/RiQYZd1vc2w
>Soon Trump will be given the password to the @POTUS account
>>67385559
My ex-gf's best friend is now my gf
I contend that taking a nice big plopping shit is better than sex
>>67386369
roaring
how long has been at this game
>>67386429
I think he's just quoting kasich directly
>>67386465
Or practice freedom of religion, or have Hispanic ancestry
>>67386410
If they made an underwater horror VR game it would have the potential to be the scariest piece of media ever created
>>67386504
>twitter fingers turn to nuclear trigger fingers
>>67386510
You like thing in and around your neghole bender
>>67386517
That's a dude
Would do mandy a lot more if I didn't feel like suicide the next morning lads
>>67386465
>>67386522
There is precisely nothing wrong with banning all of these.
>>67386465
>migrate freely.
WEW lad
You have me confused with a libertarian
I'm quite the opposite.
>>67386443
*throws tea bags outside the window*
>>67386543
Near the end of Soma takes place in the abyss and it was phenomenal.
need to be squashed like an ant
>>67386349
The sea is very comfy, if you can handle it
>>67386543
They'd need a way to simulate drowning. Which would be impossibly dangerous to implement.
>>67386509
How did your ex feel about that?
>>67386522
literally not one thing wrong with that
I wish all of Europe would get rid of freedom of religion.
It was only brought in to stop fighting between Catholics and Prodestants, islam is a different breed altogether
>>67386591
>The sea is very comfy,
it really isn't
im greem
>>67386349
I love reading peoples speculation on what could potentially be down there, very spooky and interesting.
>>67386239
same desu
Always enjoyed the idea Biden's a bit of a maverick
>>67386627
It is
IF you can handle it
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>67386627
Shut up nerd
>>67386566
do pills instead.
>>67386543
Thanks for the business idea faggot.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11645902
http://www.strawpoll.me/11645902
>>67385444
AFL
>>67386603
http://ww1.sortieenmer.com/
>>67386568
Freedom of speech and a free press is vital to a free society.
Also, what's wrong with abortion?
It's pretty fucked up that Trump doesn't accept climate change, as well.
>>67386608
devastated, lol
>>67386669
They both have the same after effects on me, can't move at all the next day and am depressed the next 3-4 days
Any twitter bitches hanging round that we can sexually harass?
>>67386689
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>67386649
Leviathans
>>67386697
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11645902
voted no
at least Chomsky comes off as an intellectual
>tfw my gf's family is much more charmingly Rorke and casually politically incorrect than my family
wish my mum didn't indoctrinate me from an early age, maybe i wouldn't have to become a closet right winger
>>67386568
>>67386624
Whilst we still have freedom of thought in this country you're perfectly entitled to hold that opinion. But to hold it whilst also claiming you're pro-freedom yourself is utterly retarded
>>67386723
@Panhead2222
passed a bunch of japanese exchange students while out walking today and one of them was really really pale and wheelchair bound and appeared to be in some sort of catatonic state with a blank stare
the most unsettling thing I've seen in years. literally looked like something from one of those jap horror movies. half afraid to even go upstairs or look in the mirror in the chances that she'll just appear in front of me and start screaming or some other horrifying shit
>>67385979
I'm only worried that this is not the time for right wing parties to suddenly pop up everywhere. The western ecnonomy is the fringes of a recession and fuckheads who popped up within the last 3 years know no more about fixing it than me.
Military budgets will rise
Manufacturing will be set up
Inter-country trading will cease and markets will crash
It will be a total disaster, I don't give a shit about butthuty lefties
>>67386718
How did it happen?
https://twitter.com/ScouserDredgie/status/782916630070329344
me
the STATE of JF lefty scum
>>67386738
Ahh a globalist.
*shakes head in disappointment*
>>67386543
Have you seen that underwater point of view horror short?
POO POO
>>67386717
Libel isn't covered by freedom of the press, you mong.
>What's wrong wtih murdering children?
>This is the level of intelligence among liberals
>>67386752
When did I claim I'm pro-freedom? I'm outright fascist at this point.
This is fucking funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqNG_SrSa4o
>>67386764
ALL me
>>67386762
Broke up with her, then 3 weeks later got with her friend
>>67386767
strangely enough, I feel that Trump will do good
>UK will leave the EU completely
>Donald Trump will be the president of US for the next 4 years
The votes have been cast but I'm still not entirely convinced both of these things will happen
the longer that I abstain from wanks, the harder my willy is on my next wank
and the longer I wank for, the greater my ejaculation.
what kind of magic is this?
What have black people even contributed to British culture and society to warrant the BBC dedicating all these TV shows to them?
Saying, "I notice you're a nerd" is like saying, "Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid. Why is that?" In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even "lame" is kind of lame. Saying "You're lame" is like saying "You walk with a limp." Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done alright for himself.
>>67386305
None of these sentences have any right to end with an exclamation mark.
>>67386811
if you wank too much your dick breaks
>>67386833
slave labour
>>67386717
>Freedom of speech and a free press is vital to a free society.
A free society is an unstable society ruled by mobs and unfettered impulse. Nothing wrong with scaling this back a twinge
>Also, what's wrong with abortion?
Nothing lol. But it makes Republicans mad so why not throw them a bone.
>It's pretty fucked up that Trump doesn't accept climate change, as well.
nah.
>>67386833
AMAZING GRIME MUSIC
>>67385559
at mosque
>>67386833
Here's an idea you racist fuck, try watching some of those shows and maybe you'll learn
>>67386833
Millions of black people died in both world wars for us.
>>67386833
nothing
beeb are just being retarded as per usual
>>67386728
>fuck off yank
fuck off yank
>>67386780
Yes, I'm sure you lived a full rich life before you left the womb, and remember all of it. And I'm sure you're willing to pay to look after all unwanted children who can't be aborted.
>>67386805
both will happen but the extent of their impact will be negligible
>tfw alcoholic
p-pls help
cat just heemed the fuck out of that moth
>what's wrong with abortion
why should girls get to kill a child whenever they please, they should be held more accountable
Nick Drake is the finest lyricist this country has ever produced.
Prove me wrong.
>>67386805
Yeah it sounds too good to be true, the jews
probably have a trick up their sleeves
shovelled more temazepam in me gob
>>67386905
that's easy, pal
just stop drinking
>>67386882
GORILLIONS OF BROWNIES DIED FOR YOU
pls give over ur country now
>>67386912
>prove me wrong
wiley
wish cheshire would stop bullying
>yank
fuck off dixie
>>67386833
>Later with Jools Holland
>sound of black Britain: grooves and grime
>>67386911
>kill a child
a foetus is not a child
>>67386881
So nothing then. Absolutely fucking nothing.
>>67386867
If you can't trust people to speak freely, there's no way they should be allowed to have guns, right?
>>67386881
>
fuck off
remember when people thought the republicans were in crisis?
>>67386833
I was pretty surprised to find out that blacks are only 3% of the British population. Literally every modern British show I've ever seen has them by the boatload.
>>67386921
I have nothing else that brings me comfort in life ;_;
>>67386833
Don't ruin my mind with TV so this doesn't bother me
>>67386905
I've drank almost every night for the past 3 years and I'm trying to stop now
Been sober for a fortnight tomorrow.
baby steps...
>>67386891
>It's okay to murder someone if they don't know it's coming
Ah yes, the left.
the left should be the ones against abortion
with niggers spawning uncontrollably they would get more free votes
>>67386936
His tweets during the debates were god tier
>>67386943
>Absolutely fucking nothing
Yep
>>67386977
Do you want a Lucozade?
>>67386946
That's correct, not everybody needs guns. Only conservative white men
>What have black people even contributed to British culture and society to warrant the BBC dedicating all these TV shows to them?
wish me luck on my 2 exams today lads
fucking nervous
>tfw drinking constantly for 11 years now
based chuka umunna
>>67386922
>pls give over ur country now
they have a population settlement of 3% in the UK
there's being rational on multicultural issues and being a turoroke spastic who's probably never met a minority in his life
Business idea: ban abortion after 25 weeks unless the mother's health is at risk (or the baby is a retard or something)
and for before 25 week abortions, have a 3 strike system or require them to have a VERY good reason (ie: socioeconomic stuff)
>>67386982
So is every wank a murder?
You jizz is alive, and wants to be a person, anon.
>>67386964
they were saying the rupublican party was going to be completely shattered after the election
now they control every part of our government and its the democrats who are fractured
>>67386977
How much and what did you drink?
I just find that if I'm sober I can barely hold a conversation with someone. I end up worrying that I have nothing to say.
>>67387026
Good luck xOxoxo
My life wasn't supposed to turn out like this
>>67387014
talentless unfunny twat
>>67386966
And adverts too. It's because the people who create these things are all based in London and have convinced themselves that shithole is an accurate reflection of the UK as a whole
>>67387014
Reminds me of some graffiti I saw in Edinburgh during the festival. Somebody sprayed over a Stephen K Amos poster "Like a black Lenny Henry".
>>67387026
be spectacular, la
>What have black people even contributed to British culture and society to warrant the BBC dedicating all these TV shows to them?
>>67386566
Do mandy with some mates and sleep round then you fuckiing sad act
Always do MD with 4-5 great friends (at least 2 of which must be attractive females) and have a flat you can crash, impossible to be depressed around them
>>67387008
Who's in charge of quantifying whiteness?
I bet I'm whiter than you, desu.
>>67386627
it is
how am I bullying?
by /pol/ standards i am not white
>>67387038
Ah yes, because it will definitely stay that percentage won't it? No it won't, lefty twat.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/education/article4467994.ece
>>67387094
SIX
>>67387115
it's a cruel mistress
>>67387047
>Spunk is the same as a baby
Ah yes, the intellectual "educated" left.
business idea: spend less time thinking about politics and more time improving my own life
dont care about cheshire bullying me
>>67387052
Drank everything, but about the equivalent of half a bottle of vodka every night.
>>67387130
bell curves lad
it'll rise a bit, but eventually it'll stop rising and slow down
it's the job of the whites in this country to ensure that happens
>>67387123
By pol standards the only true whites are Icelandic people desu
explain the inherent value in a population being comprised of white people only
>>67387038
>there's being rational on multicultural issues
Which the media simply refuse to do
And you still cannot tell us what they've contributed.
bruce jenner killed someone with his car and got away with it
>>67387095
>Always do MD with 4-5 great friends (at least 2 of which must be attractive females)
Ah yes, such a simple solution!
>>67387190
Havent we all?
>>67387179
>>67387123
>t. 'sheed
>>67387190
so did one of the irish posters
>>67387188
gold medals in the olympics
>>67387163
>Not having done this before allowing politics to swallow up hundreds of hours of your life
Literally only watch PJW for my political fix
Have so much free time
>>67387213
>>67387159
So, life begins when sperm meets egg?
Is it a human life the second that happens?
>>67387225
what
>>67387174
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3613682/RIP-Britain-academic-objectivity-Oxford-Professor-DAVID-COLEMAN-one-country-s-population-experts-says-white-Britons-minority-late-2060s-sooner-current-immigration-trends-continue.html
>inb4 MUH DAILY FAIL
>reading the news
>not developing an AI program that figures out what's happening and gives it to you with no bias nor spin
amateurs, the lot of ye
Weirdest thing you've done with a girl? I pissed on my ex a couple of times while she masturbated.
>>67387164
doubt this is true
so solid crew on jools holland
>>67387238
>niggers consider this a contribution to culture and society
>>67387250
>PJW
what
told my gp about the stress cheshire was causing me
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
>>67387264
you heard me
>>67387263
Correct. It's almost like you're starting to understand the difference between my spunk and entirely separate organism with its own DNA. Shocking.
Want to have a long conversation with Greater London and get to know him.
>>67387291
what have you ever contributed to society to be honest la
trying to develop a comprehensive theory of mind
how do you make someone bully you? got a fetish for it
>>67387277
>if current trends continue
see the mistake he's making here is that it's going to be a linear or exponential growth from now until the end of time
but that's not what will happen
as I said
BELL CURVES
the non-whites will integrate more over time, and they'll stop having as many kids over time.
it's really not a problem, though if it really bothers you go out and have as many white kids as possible
or just breed with the non-whites to make their kids slightly more white
>>67387285
rested my balls on her face and let her suck me off and swallow
>What have black people even contributed to British culture and society to warrant the BBC dedicating all these TV shows to them?
>>67387331
proofs??
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278196526101188608
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
>>67387319
PAUL joSEPH watSON
>>67387341
howling
just realized I've still had the last 7 /brit/ thread tabs still up
fucking state of me
Real talk, I hate niggers.
what are brits so racisy
Fake talk, i like niggers
>>67387394
that's the stuff
>>67387368
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/260482827458592768
>>67387352
Mate immigration is at an all time high
>>67387379
I don't think we exist.
or if we do, we're just brains in jars, or simulations
>>67387349
>what have white people ever contributed to british culture and society
Hmm...
That you cannot answer the original question speaks volumes. Your people have done fucking nothing to warrant the sort of attention they get.
>>67387386
Can never be too careful with janny around
>>67387213
>>67387213
If you don't have that then you shouldn't even do MD, literally why lmao
You're one of those creepy men who dances intensely by himself? Oh dear
>>67387439
my point still fucking stands you eejit
>>67387330
laughed at this, then was sad because it's true haha
>people that support mass immigration
Donald Trump is a bit odd
>>67387463
No it chills me out and I find it very easy to talk to people. I also don't drink so it helps me enjoy nightclubs
>>67387330
>imagine some bizarre scenario
>I'm not sure I agree with this random scenario I've dreamt up
>bloody lefties!
>>67387437
>Robert Pattinson hooked up with that qt FKA Twigs
>Kristen Stewart slept with some old man and now looks like a homeless person
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>>67387518
>>67387539
>>67387544
>>67387559
who are you quoting
*wakes up and steps outside me door*
*breathes the morning air in*
ahhh, another fine day in God's country
>>67387544
Her career is going far better than his 2bf Drumpf wrong yet again
literally have never been mugged
>>67387463
>You're one of those creepy men who dances intensely by himself? Oh dear
>tfw i have done this
i kinda feel silly now
>>67387574
what's shaking bro
>>67387544
career wise kristen is doing better though
kek
>>67387188
No free movement. Voted for it and you'll get it.
>>67387130
Blacks have been here since the 30s, third generations and their representation is still tiny. Likewise with immigrants, numbers are hugely inflanted in disproportionate areas that are still undergoing gentrification by the kind of bias media shit you just linked. The Times? fuck off.
I'm a conservative who tries to inform myself as much as possible on EVERYTHING, I don't get it right all the time, but I know for damn sure what issues are actually affecting the UK and it isn't a low budgeted miniseries on UK civilians who've been here longer than your grandparents.
sometimes I sit in the corner of my room and rock back and forth, wondering if the tirade of abuse will ever end
>>67387539
Tell that to Ross Parker, Richard Everitt and Kriss Donald
>>67387478
>Brits won't become a minority, because some of the foreigners we have now will eventually start having children at the same rate as native Brits.
>Mean while more foreigners are migrating than ever.
>>67387575
what is the absolute point of this post
what an incredibly meaningless and egotistical statement (much like 70% of /brit/ posts)
>>67387600
*bru
>A guy who shaved Vince McMahon's head in the main event of Wrestlemania is now the leader of the free world
>>67387602
>>67387581
How in the fuck did you conclude that tweet was referencing their respective careers and not their happiness in life?
>>67387592
me neither
feel like im overdue though, i live aorund a lot of crackheads
then again im unironically 6'2 and on my way to being built like a brick shithouse
>>67387624
>muh immigrants
total population of this island cannot exceed 80 million
we'll be fine
>>67387621
Don't ever leave your house lads, the darkies are coming for you!
>>67387617
>No free movement. Voted for it and you'll get it.
This doesn't relate to anything you've quoted.
Reminder that Greater London used to support Trump and would spam links to livestreams of his rallies in /brit/
>>67387634
*punches your face in*
smart mouth that, smartarse
>>67387660
didn't know Juncker was involved in wrestling
>>67387624
the writing is on the wall
some people just dont want to accept it, they'd rather live in fantasy land
>>67387666
their happiness is probably tied to their career success tbf. just like trumps
>>67387705
grow up Chester.
everyone is allowed an opinion you facist fuck.
>>67387592
I got blind drunk one night in London and wandered around Camden at 3am with £2k worth of camera gear, my phone, and expensive clothes. Woke up the next morning in an alley with everything (including my ringpiece) intact.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/332308211321425920
btfo
>>67387690
Thankfully I don't live in London.
>>67387448
>your people
im white lmao
>>67387754
Well known that white people in London can literally never leave their house
>>67387744
hmmm yes interesting post
*walks off and fucks someone else*
>>67387745
>camden
that's why, feel like you did it in any other area and you'd probably be mugged
Camden is basically like the nice bits of brighton
PLEASE can we stop babbling about the fucking yank election for a few minutes?
THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL
>>67387797
Oh, I've heard it's a bit shady. It was the only time I've been.
>>67387810
saving up a nice post for next tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZqFGLAeAc
>>67387745
Where in Camden?
>>67387814
AND IT WON'T GO AWAY
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
>>67387818
nah camden's honestly quite nice. One of the only places in london i wouldnt mind living but it's ridiculously expensive. It's got its less nice parts obviously though
the gf
>>67387617
>Likewise with immigrants, numbers are hugely inflanted
>What is census data
Cuckservatives are the worst desu
Come to think of it, Greater London used to support Trump until about the time he announced his plans to ban Muslims entering the US.
Really gets the cogs whirring..........
anyone having trouble loading any images on this shitty website? fucking chinky gooky moot
>>67387833
Don't know the street names but it was near the Roundhouse where I woke up. I think I walked about a mile drunk though.
>>67387814
*reads it*
"u r a fag"
hmm
>>67387682
>>67387832
seems like such a fun chap
>>67387883
Yeah, I assumed it was my internet
>>67387863
karen is best
>>67387814
*read it*
"I FUCK ARSES"
ah, yes. quite, it fits
ah yes lads, the panic of loneliness is setting in
>>67387780
Of course you are, Jamal.
>>67387863
But that's a cartoon, mate?
it's called squash not juice you fucking cunts
Off to the library, you lads want anything?
>>67387617
>Blacks have been here since the 30s
During world war 2 there were 8000 non whites in the UK out of a population of 50,000,000+
3rd world immigration didn't properly start until the 1948 British nationality act and even then the numbers were much lower
>>67387883
that gook cunt is going to be the death of 4chan
why did moot even give it him
>>67387832
>ywn have his confidence
>>67387962
cornetto
>trump wants to depot 3 million
how does that even happen?
>"get on this bus please"
>"no"
>>67387875
well if you're from London you're going to be black, muslim or Indian so its hardly a revelation.
>>67387933
agreed
>>67387962
qt bookworm gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszXhUjJz00
am i supposed to believe that cara has sex appeal?
>>67387963
umm britain is a nation of immigrants :)
>>67387962
can you get me C Programming by K&R? thanks x
caramac and a 2L bottle of lilt
>>67387991
would rape her if she was real tbqhwyf
>>67387962
Brothers Karamazov hardback
>>67388011
get the pdf lad. it's on what.cd
>>67387963
There were more than that, We had 10s of 1000s of blacks in England in the 1800s
>>67387984
>''get on this bus please''
>''no''
>''get on this bus or we'll arrest you''
>''no''
>''you are under arrest''
>''no''
>POLICE SHOOT INNOCENT MEXICAN YOUTH
>>67387963
THERE WAS ALWAYS NON-WHITES IN THE UK
>This is a good reason for them to become the ethnic majority
>>67388053
>>67388053
>>67388053
>>67388053
>>67388053
real new
>>67387962
tights gf
>>67387962
A will to live