FUCK /CUM/
second for chile!
>>67379531
chili cheese fries
>>67379531
:^)
just in case that anon from a few threads ago shows up, here is the source for that thick asian you posted in the bunda edition thread
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlipluqe
>>67379668
wtf is that shit, it's so ugly
I fucking hate all of you so so much.
>>67379668
Looks delicious!
Provecho!
>>67379531
>go to meet Obama
>White House slowly comes into view
>Oh shit I actually won
>I'm not campaigning anymore
>I'm in the White House
>introduced to a bunch of military guys
>holy shit what the fuck are they talking about
>what's an existential threat
>how many of them are there
>thousands?
>can I deport existential threats?
>Obama seems to know what they're saying
>maybe he can loan me his notes after class
>shit the journalists want to know what we talked about
>"We talked about some tough things. We talked about some wonderful things."
>shit I hope they bought it
>I think they bought it
>okay they're leaving
>thank fuck
>oh shit
>I have to do this every day for four years
>>67379668
bit burnt but still looks good.
>>67379668
>>67379545
I'm relieved because it's a group project and no one messaged me, so I thought I was going to do it all tonight.
Now I have an entire week to spread it out.
>>67379777
nice trips, also how can people eat that?!
>>67379773
it was just a prank bro, this is going on youtube
>>67379773
saw this on /pol/
and saw that it came from leftypol
will /cum/ become /cu/ after the wall
>>67379629
are you a neet?
>>67379893
kek, i had to repost it :-DD
>>67379531
Yeah I would put mine inbetween.
>>67379896
/cu|m/
>tfw I will never visit the Mojave boneyard
what happens if I trespass?
>>67379827
It was delicious fyi. Lots of cayenne pepper, cajun seasoning, and garlic.
>>67379893
>leftypol
That's a thing?
>>67379896
The wall ain't happenin', dawg
>>67379896
mexicans aren't illegal in mexico
>>67379971
yes
>>67379967
They prosecute you to the "fullest extent of the law" and you get ripped to pieces by junkyard dogs.
>>67380024
serious? is trespass that serious over there?
>>67379974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_3xNybXAec
>>67379974
the congress is already saying to trump that it will be a fence. i'm sure that trump will build some shitty fence in some areas and say "see i built the wall" so as to keep plausible deniability
>>67379985
Are people in Miami wearing white suits and hawaiin shirts like in Miami vice?
People dress the same as everywhere else. But if you're in downtown Miami at night, it's more like this.
>>67380088
Obama deported just as many, my dude
>>67380060
Come and find out :))
>>67380127
they counted catch and release as deportations
does flip Flappers hav a polt
What are your plans for today, /cum/?
>>67379819
I always end up doing presentations on my own, I don't like relying on others, even less on retarded Mexican classmates
>>67380268
chegg up on american friends
try and draw some shit or code
jack off then sleep
>>67380250
yes, just barely
Pizza hasn't arrive
Need to poop
>>67380268
Gonna finish watching the first season of Darker than black while eating pizza and spaghetti
Taiwanese McDonalds
>>67380271
Are you that guy who is going to university in Japan?
>>67380275
I prefer it as well, but part of the grade is based on everyone's participation.
I've been fucked over in the past when other people couldn't present well.
>>67380271
zitto animale
>>67380268
studying and training
>>67380367
>eating pizza and spaghetti
ABSOLUMENTE LOCO MUCHACHO
>>67380268
Jack off to To Love-Ru for the umpteenth time this month.
>>67380380
Taiwan seems like a really neat place, I wonder why it gets so little attention compared to Japan and South Korea.
Who here is going to apply to be in Trump's staff?
https://www.greatagain.gov/serve-america.html
I had the BK Cheeto Chicken Fries today.
Consistency was a little mushy but firm enough to give it enough consistency.
Flavor was a little subdued. Not a lot of Cheeto to it.
>>67380413
>I've been fucked over in the past when other people couldn't present well.
I know that feeling
Last group work I had was almost done entirely by me but one of my buddies stopped me and told me to pass the work to two other girls who were doing nothing
They did a poor job on the presentation but whatever
That's why I don't lile relying on others
>>67380462
Those countries both have cultural exports.
Is 1pm too early to get high?
Holy shit Frankie was right
https://youtu.be/isl1Gtg74e4
>I smoke the devil's Herb
>>67380744
It's never too early my man
>>67380744
Nope
>>67380744
Time to reevaluate your life
>not getting high on life
would u date CL?
>>67380976
>not getting high on stress
>>67381017
>being stressed
>>67380976
>>67381017
>not getting high on caffeine
>>I smoke the devil's Herb
>>67381050
t. NEET
really want to suck hitomi tanaka's jugs desu
>Some batshit girl shows up and cockblocks my attempt at talking with some nice girl
Go away you 30 year old hag. I want to date someone my own age.
>>67380816
I believe that he is Nostradamus
>not getting high imagining you are an alpha chad who 10/10 qts try to forcibly dominate into having sex with before coming back to earth and realizing you are a fucking acne-ridden manlet who has a reputation for being a hermit among his friends
>>67381100
>he doesn't have gainful employment
>he doesn't have a one week on, one week off schedule
lewd desu
>>67381149
>being a manlet
>>67381100
>he hasn't developed methods for avoiding or coping with stress to avoid premature aging
>>67381149
>friends
That's a start!
>there are people in this thread right now under 6'2
>>67381176
whew lad
post yfw "rape melania" is trend in twitter
>there are people in this thread right now under 6'3
>>67381272
>there are people in this thread who are over 5'9
Sweet jesus.
>>67381272
>>67381224
>>67381270
I'm 5'3". Not even kidding you.
>>67381176
isn't there a bigass lake where canada's ''''''penis''''' is supposed to be?
>>67381322
but why?
>>67381272
use real units
>I'm 5'3
>>67381362
because the left is mentally ill
their whole world view just got shit on by reality
>>67381355
and everyone knows that Mexico is actually Americas penis
>>67381344
slap on that cock cage, you wont be using it
>>67381344
>I'm 5'3". Not even kidding you.
Single?
>>67381421
>>67381419
>>67381382
my only friends are a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with, and a bunch of 7'0" tall engineering students
single, holding in there...
>>67381344
Look into dating Asians.
Vietnamese to be specific. They too are fun size.
>>67380268
study and play vidya or watch anime, the typical
>>67381494
>my only friends are a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with, and a bunch of 7'0" tall engineering students
>>67381494
>a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with
A lot of short people in Arizona desu. I see quite a few white guys that are 5'6 and under
>>67381494
> lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with
>>67381272
Going to put you in the ground one day, friend. Happy to know you aren't shy about identifying yourself.
>>67381663
>HIS HEIGHT UNIRONICALLY STARTS WITH 5
>tfw there are people who actually have reasons to live
This is why we have school shooters!
>>67381663
and how do plan to do that manlet?
>>67381538
>>67381560
>>67381642
we hang out every week and I just sleep on her bed while she does school work, and then we just netflix and not chill in bed
it's alright buds. in the end, it doesn't even matter. i've tried so hard, and got so far
>>67381730
I'm going to have a reason to live someday and im going to come back and get made fun of by /cum/ for it!
Have you ever thought about unironically killing people?
>>67381710
That's going to be the only number height ends at once I get into power.
>>67381756
If you're lucky I might let you be one of the guys tasked with carrying carcasses to the mass graves.
>>67381817
Many times, yes
>>67381817
everytime I come back to my dorm
>>67381831
Are you thinking about it right now? Wanna swap plans?
>>67379531
thicc
>>67381867
My plans arent the "and he got away with all of it" type
>>67381865
>my dorm
Kys, normie.
>>67381817
No, but I've thought about what it would be like to be murdered.
>>67381817
Almost did it last summer
>in the car with my shitty 400 dollar ar-15
>bought three extra 30 round magazines
>sat in the parking lot running it through my head
>all i could picture was me fumbling the mag and dropping it
>getting tired chasing after people
>missing all my shots
>the idea of some cop taking pity on me for failing so bad before sending me to jail to get raped
>get depressed
>ended up going home and sleeping
>told my roommate i just got back from the range
We have to correct these injustices. Rise up, brothers.
>>67381909
Mine neither. As long as I off myself before getting caught, I'm OK with whatever.
>>67381969
tall guy, I'll make fun of the short guy and I will not get fired
>Tfw Boxxy is a Clinton supporter
What would it take to make you start incoherently screaming right now?
>>67381962
Are you still depressed?
>>67381962
Was it just random people at a Kmart or something that you wanted to shoot?
Just put in an order for my Publix sub :)
>>67382014
>killing yourself after you do it
what's the point then?
>>67382065
Pretty much all women are Clinton shills by default.
Only the most redpilled, or religious women support Trump
>>67381969
>engaged to a beautiful blonde girl
is this a shot at elliot?
>>67381969
dont be sad little man one day you might have saved up enough to buy yourself a pair of stilts
>>67382132
Tendies I hope
>>67381513
Sounds comfy!
>>67382101
A small push.
>>67382109
Very but I realized I dont have the confidence to kill someone else or myself, all my attempts have resulted in me just slowly shutting down.
>>67379531
I don't even like pancakes, but I would eat those.
>>67381969
you can rise up on your tippy toes and you still wont be able to see above the table, pipsqueak
>I don't even like pancakes
>tall men are so superior and happy, that's why they always mock short men
not very "superior" imo
>>67382202
The best pancakes are undercooked so the dough is still gooey when it hits the syrup.
>>67382172
Basic bitch ham and cheese sandwich desu
>>67382250
Shut up dumb manlet
>>67382176
I play alone so after some time it gets boring
>>67382141
Happiness.
>>67382131
I drove to a few locations a mall first, a bank, and finally some sort of fair. Figured I would kill a ton of black folk and either get shot or die to police but the more I thought about i the more I realized i would just fuck it up somehow or something would go wrong and I would just be a joke. Went home and went to bed after talking to my roommate
>>67382250
Who's child is this? Where are your parrents little boy?
>>67382314
do you play with yourself?
THIS FUCKING CANDY WRAPPER WON'T OPEN
>>67382314
What do you play?
>Pretty much all women are Clinton shills by default.
>Only the most redpilled, or religious women support Trump
>>67382350
>>67382313
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
THIS ISN'T FAIR. YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING MEAN TO US. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE LIKE STALIN (MANLET) HAPPEN
I want a hana song gf
test
>>>/wsg/>>1356614
>>67382347
>>67381962
jesus stop telling all these stories i'm going to the US in febuary and you are making me afraid of leaving the hotel
>>67382347
Dude, if you're unironically this edgy, the world would probably be better without you. Not trying to be mean. Just my opinion.
Emma :3
>>67382455
that sentence perfectly sums up my feelings about the USA as a country
>be a manlet
>go to the beach
>cant enjoy the sand because you're mistaken for a lost child
>cant go on rollarcoaster rides because you're unchaperoned
>always have to sit at the kids table at thanksgiving
>always picked last in basketball
>>67382465
cunt
is house of cards worth to watch?
>>67382455
>encouraging him to commit suicide because you are mad at him for thinking about killing other people
you didn't think this through
>>67382505
have you no humility? when a man is down, do you continue to beat him?
lanklets are sick, SICK people
>>67381057
>Devil's herb
Confirmed for dweeb.
>be a manlet
>can reach bottom of a pringles can
>>67382487
How is the US edgy?
>>67382545
real life is more dramatic now desu senpai
>>67382432
You are more likely to get mauled by some drunk 20 year old.
>>67382455
It was a year ago and nothing came of it.
>Dude, if you're unironically this edgy, the world would probably be better without you.
Sorry but you are stuck with me, tried suicide with a rope and a gun didn't work out so the world apparently wants me.
>>67382465
excellent choice
>>67382534
I don't have pics of her cunt, sorry anon
V__V
>>67382505
Will you just stop already?
>lanky nerds roleplaying as chad bydlo on mongolian cartoon forum
>>67382575
but we CAN do that YOU NODDLE ARM FUCK
>>67382505
>basketball
I'd rather be a manlet than black
>>67382584
we take things too far
>>67382596
isnt drinking in the US lillegal before the age of 21?
>>67382677
>>67382666
t. manlets
>>67382575
>>67382596
No, you're just too much of a pussy to pull the trigger.
/cu|m/
>>67382593
pre-election campaigns havent started here yet, i cant help my party in shilling yet, might as well try some political shows
>>67382690
>waiting one extra year
cuck
>>67382690
Yes but the majority of kids start drinking around 14, its also not hard to get on google and find out how to make wine out of a bottle of apple juice.
>>67382703
t. manlet
>>67382690
depends on the state
>>67382756
Im 6'2, squirt
>>67382596
If you try to kill yourself and fail, my opinion is that you don't actually want to die. It's an emotional appeal, to yourself or possibly to others.
Killing yourself is pretty easy.
I hope you do not kill yourself but this is just my 2c.
>>67382754
>14
normies maybe
>>67382710
/cum/*
>>67382782
I'm no normie and i've been drunk before highschool
>>67382708
I'm sorry that my failed attempts at suicide and killing have made you this upset. Don't you worry though ill be around to hate for as long as you browse /cum/
just found out that the feds use an act from 1934 to give high paying federal jobs to injuns instead of well qualified white men
this is why we should have finished the red race
>>67382796
/cum/|/lat/
>>67382782
We should stop desu i just realized im attention whoring.
I have an 8" cock
i got a 5.5 inch schlong
>>67382859
>literally exterminate us
>tiny fraction of US population
>most are alcoholics or in jail
just give us this ONE THING. what is WRONG with the white man
>>67382782
>normies
Ya the majority of kids start drinking around 14. Its easy to get, its easy to brew, and its even easier to just take out of your parents fridge and deal with
>>67382690
Depends on the state.
Selling and buying before the buyer is 21 is illegal is the law, not drinking.
My dick is literally 12 inches long
>>67382949
well the legal age here is 16
>>67382932
>be injun
>post a literally white man
Give us the rest of your women and we will give you some land in the desert.
>>67382932
white men will at least show up to work sober
injuns waste federal money on the firewater
>>67382820
I'm not denying this. I'm just pointing out that many people would have a better life if you weren't around. Case and point.
>>67382945
>>67382754
>drinking at 14
>>67379531
I NEED a Canadians maple syrup inside of me
>>67383013
>I'm just pointing out that many people would have a better life if you weren't around.
But why would I care about that?
Hello again, /cum/
How are you today?
>>67383088
You can choose to deal with that information as you wish. It's all up to you.
>>67383110
Not much has changed then
>>67382719
i like learning more about real geo-politics than watching fiction tbqh but im an autist sooo
>>67382992
YOU LITERALLY HAVE ALMOST ALL OUR WOMEN. 90% of them are ditzy white girls
>oh my goddd I'm 1/16 cherokee. i'm not, like, ACTUALLY white, like god
the rest keep things barely running
>>67383002
to cover up the pain of the past
sort of like how white boiz flock to a laotian text pasting board to remove the pain of becoming a minority
>i like learning more about real geo-politics than watching fiction tbqh but im an autist sooo
>>67379531
What's that food? Looks delicious. Probably causes obesity though..
>haha im so autistic xD wacky lmao xDDDDD
>>67383151
>YOU LITERALLY HAVE ALMOST ALL OUR WOMEN. 90% of them are ditzy white girls
Fine you can keep your women injun but in exchange I want you as my personal butt slut and bed warmer.
>>67383196
wew lad
post some choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV3y-XYR__0
>>67383196
Nice post.
>>67383196
lmao what a sick whore
somebody put that puppy down
>>67383196
Mediocre knott.
>>67383234
>I want you as my personal butt slut and bed warmer.
WHY IS THE WHITE MAN SO AUTISTIC.
...
be gentle at least :(
>>67383196
How old is she?
Steiner was at Rebirth Island! We had to kill Steiner!
Is Baja chan a girl
>>67383294
>WHY IS THE WHITE MAN SO AUTISTIC.
Its your fault for have such a cute race
>>67383196
>that man-level hairy ass hole
ugh white women
My dick is bigger than that dog's.
>>67383332
girls arent real
myths like the Great Pumpkin and the Boogie Monster
>>67383332
yes
>>67383196
Haitian strikes again!
>>67383354
It's clearly a gook.
>>67383354
>man level
not even close
>>67383364
>great pumpkin
>a myth
i took this picture yesterday
>>67383332
Baja is a professional Mexican bodybuilder who does it for the kids to have a strong male role model.
>>67383390
Linus, he never showed up
You have to let go
>>67383432
never
>>67383427
>ugly yellow tinted "white" skin
>hairy as fuck
>purple pussy
>not a disgusting gook
Look footfaggot, I know a gook when I see one.
>>67383413
>Mexican bodybuilders
>>67383453
definitely not a gook
>>67383477
Ok faggot get back to your general then.
>>67383477
it's a gook
>>67383364
But I've met real girls just never on the internet
>>67383499
no
>>67383497
this is my general
>>67382358
yes.
>>67382369
eu4, league,osu and sometimes tf2. I used to play League with friends but they don't play it anymore
>>67383390
>>67383432
>>67383448
got wasted by the kite eating tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGTNj2BEaaM
>>67383510
>Ive met real girls
all drug induced hallucinations
>>67383104
comme ci comme ca
>>67383510
Those are just boys trying to trick you out of your life savings
What did she mean by this?
>>67383466
Don't deny your true calling in life Baja! Underneath that soft innocent flesh is a strong 5'2 Arnold waiting to come out!
>>67383555
I want in on this desu
>>67383562
>>67383562
gross
>>67383562
>>67383562
>La pequeña Hillary Clinton?
what did she mean by this?
>>67383562
I just ate
>>67383562
the oval office needs one of those talking fish things
>>67383562
The fuck is even this
what do you think of this
>>67383394
Need to get into MTB desu
>>67383748
Pure kino
i edited this image
>>67383792
Bugs Bunny? You're not real.
Found another one of my cats on the street, ready to die
She's in my backyard now, I put some food besides her but she's not eating
That's a sign of a cat who's ready to die
>>67383878
No, you fucking didn't you lying ass twig
>>67383938
yep.
Anyone else here too depressed to even go to sleep?
>>67383938
Black people love cats.
>>67384014
What country is this in?
>>67384002
>muh depression
>>>/t/umblr
>>67383971
i did
>>67379668
I can hear my arteries quake, but they're not loud enough.
>>67384002
You'll be fine, anon.
>>67384078
good attitude, i like you
BOOM!
>>67384070
The cars look European.
>>67384078
>Muh eugenics!
>>67384161
Nobody can really complain about this.
>>67384078
>>67384134
you're both cunts desu
>>67384134
You shouldn't.
>>67384225
Am I a cunt?
>>67384161
>donald trump wants to do what immigration authorities have been doing already
you realize people get deported every workday right? Sundays are saved for the lord.
>>67384258
I would fuck your cunt
>>67384225
yeah and you should grow some balls
>i feel soow sad :( I think I have a big depwession :( cruel world :(( can't even sleep :(
>>67384161
How can one man be so cool?
>life
>>67384207
How'd you get eugenics out of that?
>>67384292
>muh life!
>>>Tumblr
>>67384271
Nah they are softballing. It's a big country. There is room for more deportations.
>>67384337
>>67384002
I'm a miserable shit but I love sleep
I kinda look forward to death if it really is eternal oblivion, not to be edgy, desu
>>67384290
So you're saying that emotions are a meme?
>tfw I triggered a burger
>>67384290
My balls could lock you in a chokehold, puny german runt
>girl I've been seeing broke down last night while talking about Trump's election
>>67384248
canadian had no hand in bombing of dresden
still
>bomb tens thousands of civilians
>muh allies were good guys
eternal anglo hypocrisy
>>67384391
>Posting a man in a fedora costume
>Triggering anyone
>>67384391
you wait, the day of the rake is coming, leaf
just bought this x
>>67384463
>he thinks that was me
wew
>>67384504
post benis
>>67384528
>I swear, guys! I'm the OTHER Canadian in the thread!
>>67384504
Post legs
I make new bread
>>67384579
>>67384579
>>67384504
Post butt
>>67384574
I posted the fedora picture not the guy you're replying to
>>67384574
>doubling down on a mistake
very nice.
>Talked to one gay coworker
>Absolutely offended that Trump wom
>Talked to another gay coworker
>Didn't even know what pronouns were
LGBTQ+ is like the NRA of gay people, I swear
They represent the farthest side of their ideology and normal people who are too stupid to think for themselves get suckered into joining because they can let an organization do the thinking for them
When is the day of the Rope?
t. black guy
>>67383590
Frazier was only 5'11" and he kicked Ali's ass.
Benis :DDDD
>>67384766
i've heard trump officially becomes president around january 20, so probably at that time or around january 21st.
>>67384161
Obama deported more
>>67383792
>broken screen
>stupid trendy cup
fucking normies
When did /cum/ get so boring