/brit/

Danielle Sharp to be honest

BRITAIN

NATION OF DEGENERACY

>>67376827
virgin

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https://youtu.be/K7kLU5rz51Y

fucking well cheeky cunts

shit dick

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3

>>67376902
Don't lie, you've never fucked a hymen.

>>67376893
t. never spaffed in a vagina (aka virgin)

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ah yes

i've got a stiff willy!!

feeling like such a pathetic wankstain

I wank three times a day at least and I fantasise about riding and grinding or sucking a cock when I do it

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A declaration?

>>67376951
>breakfast at 10.15

Disgusting.

mo084

>>67376945
virgin

just downed 2 litres of jenkem

fucking vile but how long until i get high

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>ywn be this manly or aesthetic

>>67376964
I'll take care of that for you
*gets on knees*
*wraps lips around your delicious plump cock*
*sucks until you shoot thick loads into my hungry mouth*
better? x

>>67376991
of independence?
you're 'avin a laugh ain't ya?

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The British exchange student nicked another pint glass lads

I want a british friend so I can feel classy discussing mundane subjects with them.

>>67377034
yet hes dead. see where that got him?

>>67376991
Cromwell achieved more than Washigton and was a better general 2bqh

>>67376989
gonna have to say that's a bit gay

you're still a virgin if:
>you haven't cummed inside a vagina
>you have only had gay bumsex
>you wore a condom
>it was only a dream

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>>67377037
thank u

>>67376896
scum

>>67376792
Serious talk - what do you guys think about Farage now, after brexit referendum?

>>67376896
quite confused how they don't get arrested for this

wish that one emotional faggot who keeps posting guys with strong jaws every day would piss off

>>67377034
state of his hat though

Think uni's closed because of ground fart
Time to anally ingest some paracetamol to get the day swinging

>>67377042
obviously pissing in them

Just woke up.

Well, I'm fucked for tomorrow.

>>67377062
what about straight bum sex that resulted in cuminbum?

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>>67377062
>tfw it was only a dream

>>67376896
what a captivating video, I can confirm that precisely this number of pixels of light reached my eyes: 0 (zero).

>>67377034
he just looks like a ridiculous caricature

>>67377050
another thing he's got going for him

haven't done a single thing today

:)

>>67377116
still gay bumsex, doesnt count

just found out im gay lads

>>67376896
>>67376896
>>67376896
What race are those people? I saw loads of them in britain but couldnt decide what they were. Some sort of mutt?

They were always lower class

wish I was ugly so I didn't get so much attention from ladies

I'm gay you see and it's unwanted

>>67377062
what about boipucci?

Missing Ed "Set Aside the Rhetoric" Milliband, desu. He was a laugh.

>>67377072
good lad. his party is fucked though

I was supposed to have one beer last night and ended up at a club. I don't remember anything after getting to said club. Hence, a good night

>>67377075
>smoke it all
>no longer in possession of any drugs

not like it's illegal to be high

need at least one of you lads to fuck my sweet tender boipucci raw

' iJus Wanna Feel Your Lipss On My Lipss <3

>>67377157
Caribbean

>>67377157
"mixed race"

ie: bastard sons of black guys who've beaten up the mother and ran away

>he's never had a gf who decided to go on the pill, then you have condom sex as normal for the next week then the next night you get prepared for your first night of unprotected sex
>he has never slid into a fanny with an unsheathed cock knowing you will spaff your baby batter between her silk walls

always a bit awkward after though when she has to run to the bathroom with cold goo dripping down her thighs

>>67377034
>those shoulders
>manly

lmfao

the jews are putting listening devices in our breakfast cereal

>>67377157
carribean, african, pakistani, can't guess the other one

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478970477794.webm

>>67377163
virgin

>>67377189
>break into someone's house and film it
>nick their stuff and sell it on
>no longer in possession of any stolen items

reminder it's better to give a woman oral sex sideways on

>>67377239
yeah but it's different for drugs innit

t. expert

' Dhiss Sourr Diesel #>.< '! Yurrpp

>>67377222
he was literally in the NFL reckon he's got broader shoulders than you

>>67377232
creasing
that would suck so hard bet he did a pathetic half jizz as he was falling

>>67377236
I've had sex with women too you lemon

It's just my first time was shagging a twink in the arse

>>67377246
it's not the 1960s anymore grandad

>>67377184
how the fuck do people forget stuff by having a few drinks fucking lightweights

even in my most fucked up states on multiple different drugs I can still remember everything with clarity the next day

reminder that you're not straight until you've had a man fuck your arse enough times to come to the conclusion you didn't like it

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Getting a bit chilly out lads haha

>visit dubai
>find a huge rock
>bring it to burj khalifa building
>place it at the very top in a precarious spot where its certain to fall
>go back to bottom of building
>lie face-up on the ground right under the rock is going to fall
>open legs slightly
>rock eventually falls and comes thundering down at full speed
>shake with anticipation
>BAAAANNNNNGGGG right into bollocks
>absolutely SMASHED them to literally nothing
>greatest moment of my life

plug came thru with the loud tho fammm

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>>67377275
t. shoulderlet incel

>>67377274

>Tfw a mate brought me back some amnesia lemon

Drugs are bad but hey they're pretty good

>>67377291
reminds me on the time i was awake for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.

>>67377291
i blackout very easily

barely remember any of my nights out

not sure what really happens to me when i'm just on that auto pilot mode

>>67377232
Amazing. Her reaction was cute, I have to say.

>>67377319
rorkes dont deserve to be warm

https://youtu.be/uJcIJI2NcwE

jesus christ it's not just the london eye, he smokes weed absolutely EVERYWHERE

>>67377168

*sets aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*

>>67377333
right just looks like he's got a small head

>>67376896
DANKING AT THE LONDON EYE

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pu

wonk

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Having dinner lads haha

>>67377333
>the guy on the rights hips
jesus christ thats low test

>>67377350
sunk 15 standard and did a public poo once

>>67377287
how many?

you start with 1 virginity so if you have sex with a man first you 2 virginities, so you need to have sex with two women after that to lose your virginity

who /lefthanded/ here

Is this just a meme or something? How many of you have actually fucked a mans arsehole? Or been fucked in your arsehole?

haven't read one post in this thread

>>67377291
I only get black out drunk if I do my infamous party trick known as "James drinks a lot of vodka"

>>67376792
Anybody else read out the writing on people's shirts aloud to them?

This is why I don't own a single shirt with writing on

>>67377400
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>67377398
hold on...

that sofa...

>>67377422
me

fucking hate it

England is a cesspit of immorality

>>67377398
The fuck is that?

>>67377423
done both, didn't like it that much even though they were both pretty hot

guess im straight

>>67377441
shan't be gazing upon a single letter

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>>67377373
Thanks. Brings back memories.

>>67377422
>>67377456
literal runts

youre still a virgin until youve shagged a tranny 2bh

I really, really fucking hate my job and they pay is fucking atrocious, 12,000 GBP a year. 7.45 GBP an hour. I am a support worker, I get physically and verbally abused by retards and clean up their shit, piss and vomit. I get drooled on all day. It's a high stress and high risk job (in terms of my health) so I deserve far more money for doing it than I currently get. Everybody else at work feels the same.

I am really fucking tempted to just not show up tomorrow. It feels degrading, I feel like it's just not worth the stress. I am fortunate enough to live with my parents at the moment so I don't need an income in order to survive.

I've been looking for other jobs but it's hard. Went to an interview today, 25 other people were applying for one position.

Should I just not show up tomorrow? I just feel like there's no point. I certainly intend on quitting by this Christmas. I don't know if I can find the will top continue with it until then though.

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX AND THE TITLE RACE GOES TO ABU DHABI

>>67376896
how long does it take to go around thw whole wheel?

also why are they all just filming themselves

>>67377423
everyone does it at least once don't they to see if they are gay

how else are you gonna find out?

' When We Toqetherr Ihss A Whole Different Relationship <3

>>67377398
that couch has seen some shit

>>67377423
I've shagged 30 guys in the arse, received from 5 guys
I've shagged about 10 trannies in the arse, received from 1
and I've shagged about 40 women

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Ühendkuningriik

imaging replying to op

the utter state of these runts

>>67377486
good boy points?

did the man drive the car?

>>67377512
>couch
FOY

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>>67377462

morals don't exist

>>67377456
want to be my left-handed bf

Had a think in the shower and realised perhaps I misunderstood the Matrix

When he is using 'the force' in the 'real' world, he is actually basically acting on their network to shut down the robots, rather than stopping bullets like he does in the matrix.

Still think its overrated though

>>67377423
you mean you haven't?

afraid you'll like it faggot?

' Men iDont Give 3 Fuxkks What Youu Do Bruh GShit iM Fuckinqq Tiredd Of Yo Shit Bruh Fuxk Youu <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl1Gtg74e4&app=desktop


is autism the next step in human evolution?

going to die a virgin and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it

>>67377440
howling

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>>67377521
fuck off

>>67377215
I've only had to use a condom once, and that was with the last girl I was shagging because she was dodgy as fuck.

Something that confuses me is what the girls do with the cum once it's inside them. One of the girls I was with used to clean it out with toilet paper, like sit on the bed spooning it out. Half of the other girls went to the bathroom and cleaned it out somehow. One of the girls had a sports water bottle that I'm pretty sure she used to fill up with water and wash it out like that.

The other half of the girls just left it. I asked one about it and she said she guesses it just gets absorbed. Bit weird.

>implying stirner isn't 100% correct and we choose to spook ourselves

>>67377560
um omg okay :))

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rewatching the pre-election news clips and people LEGITIMATELY expected hillary to get 320+ electoral votes

got a fat willy lads

>>67377593
did not place my cursor within the vicinity of that link

just sneezed so hard i think i scrambled my brainjuice

>>67377549

when you're burning in hell you'll regret saying that

*read thread*
*dont react to any post at all*
*see a "howling" "creasing" "screeching" reply*
*look at what theyre replying to*
*laugh out loud*

>>67377616
fucking unnecessary

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>>67377616
No can do, lad

At what point is wanking excessive

trying to get someone i barely know to allow me to download cod4 remake off their ps4 account thing because i don't want to buy it

>tfw one of the women at work said i was "more like a boy than a man" and then another said "haha yeah anon you've got a long way to go until you're a man"
>tfw they were deadly serious
>tfw 25 years old

how do i become more manly?

me walking through north london

https://youtu.be/ide5YjD6AhI

>bbq chicken
>banana peppers
>red onions
>bbq sauce base rather than tomato sauce

Ah yes

just set up a video streaming site

any of you lads want to watch a filum?

>>67377593
autism just means part of your brain is overdeveloped and the others are underdeveloped

he probably just loves seismology

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>>67377521
Stay lad.

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Daily reminder to live by the Golden Rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WFn5VbDDiM choon

>>67377702
What kind of film?

>>67377697
>>67377665
>>67377658
>>67377506
>>67377462
>>67377382

you're still a virgin until you've participated in a 12-mile long sodomy conga line

>>67377453
Eating it watching the telly lad haha

>>67377466
Pizza - yanks have got it too you muppet haha

>>67377688
When you realize God is watching you

>>67377720
cringe'd

>>67377720
state of them emojis

>maybe some bite marks too we'll see

SCREECHING

>>67377735
anything but weeb shit
I have about 500 films and 50 series/cartoons

man's got a chinky from li's
bet you thought i was gonna say chang's

>>67377732
*does unto you as I would not have you do unto me*

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we like the new esti poster here

>>67377720
>6'2
>tall

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>>67377718
Will do

assimilate into the hive mind or else

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>>67377737
i forgot the image

now i feel like a retard

>>67377774
same thing right

>>67377720
and that's it?

>>67377732
zoroastrianism is the first monotheism yet everyone teaches us its judaism

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Russia tbqh lads

>>67377732
I would have other people kill me

madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxA9O2WW138

>ywn live in Norway

>>67377693
They wanted you to fuck them and so pass into manhood

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>>67377746
>not being an exhibitionist for god

>>67377772
>anything but weeb shit
weeb shit doesnt count as a film ya mong

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>assimilate into the hive mind or else

>>67377808

russian people need to smile a little

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Been watching Ergo Proxy lads, bit of an overrated anime desu.

>>67377777

*peeks head round the corner*

>>67377808
Quite like the Russian flag despite it being a tricolour.

It was during the horde conflict that Metnem was hit by an information pulse through deepcover frequencies. Its origin was determined as War & Sk4nZ. Beamfocus targeting of Lesser Evil attained critical intel. Our mission's vital target was the agent hidden behind encrypted codename Bismuth, last living metabiorganism, the last remaining entity that could assist reconnection with the forgotten architect. We are so close now.

can't be arsed to do a wash so I just brought a pair of dirty pants into the shower with me just now and gave them a scrub

should be dry by tomorrow hopefully

was going to make a post but I've forgotten what

this always happens ffs

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>>67377834

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>>67377867
the old one was better tbqh

>>67377853
too boring for me to watch desu

liked the vistas though

>>67377869
fuckin nerd lmao

>>67377891
dementia

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tea is sorted

oh yeah

aliexpress ordered still hasn't been processed lads

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>you will never go to mass with katie
>you will never sit on the porch reading next to katie
>you will never listen to NPR with katie
>you will never take a tour of amish country with katie

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In the gym lads haha

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>>67377867
real flag

>>67377954
looks like its packed

>>67377932
have 3 of these a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner

>>67377914
Do you know if Sengoku no Night Raid is any good? might give that a watch when I'm finished

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>>67377932
i'm you but stronger

>>67377947
who

bet you thought I was gonna nang

>>67377746
Oh fuck that'll just make me cum harder, thinking about him wanking over me

ah so that's why mums go to iceland

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>>67377913
the old-old-old one was better

norfuk

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>>67377991

>>67377964
That tricolour is fucking god-tier

>>67377990
kinome

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max verstappen lads

catchy choon
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479006017984.webm

controlling the game like sepp blatter

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>>67377994

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the gf

>>67378049
*takes you down with a leg breaker*

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up my own arse lads haha

We are all God's children.

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>UK opposition leader

>>67378012
that's an imperical flag if i've even seen one 2bh

>>67377978
>>67378027
this is most irregular

>>67378085
he's opposing the whole government

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STING SINGS INSHALLAH IN BATACLAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiRfXKSssWc

>“Inshallah”
>Sleeping child, on my shoulder,
>Those around us, curse the sea.
>Anxious mother turning fearful,
>Who can blame her, blaming me?
>Inshallah, Inshallah,
>If it be your will, it shall come to pass.
>Inshallah, Inshallah, If it be your will…
>As the wind blows, growing colder,
>Against the sad boats, as we flee,
>Anxious eyes, search in darkness,
>With the rising of the sea.
>Inshallah, Inshallah, If it be your will, it shall come to pass.
>Inshallah, Inshallah, If it be your will…
>Sea of worries, sea of fears,
>In our country, only tears.
>In our future there’s no past, If it be your will, it shall come to pass.
>Inshallah, Inshallah, If it be your will, it shall come to pass.
>Inshallah, Inshallah, If it be your will…

How insane are these fucking people?

>>67378066
mmm mind if my willy has a look up there? x

I'm 5'9 and sometimes laugh when I see myself in a reflection because of how short I am

>>67378056
It's really sad that the original girl wrote that about herself.

No person deserves to feel that bad about themselves :(

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breakfast is sorted

>>67378085
classic yanks

I am LOCKED in

>>67378028
my man

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>>67378085
lol

corbynistas will defend this

https://soundcloud.com/metnemdubs/mtnm004-a-war-bismuth-feat-sk4nz

choon

>>67378108
those prawns sound nice desu

>>67378043
this does nothing for me

am I dying

>>67378085
with corbyn the leader of labour, he may as well be

love the taste of my precum

http://www.doseradio.co.uk/

some lads from my area are mc'ing dnb live and they're fucking wank have a listen have a laugh

RINSE

>>67378108
the stuff on the left looks like a skin condition and the one on the right, not even the box art looks appealing

tfw you drop some coke on your bed and start sniffing/licking the bed sheets

luckily I didnt do too many wanks on these

we're on the front page of BBC News wew

>>67378085
Literally the worst nightmare of the establishment and the EU

gymmed, showered, had a nice roast and made it to bed by 7.30 lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WFn5VbDDiM love song

>>67377639
they are idiots that's why
of all the media personalities only Michal Moore and Alex Jones saw what would happen

>>67378185
do you feel relevant?

wew my lads, the gf meme is serious business.

>tfw falling asleep in each other's arms
>tfw prone boning her in the morning

>>67378202
youre some eejit

>>67378185
one of the biggest recent achievements of new zealand

>>67378085
>Led the Brexit Battle
Why do Americans have to Hollywoodise everything?

And the Chair of Vote Leave was Gisela Stuart.

>>67378158
good lad

>>67378165
next leader of the opposition after Corbz is unironically Sturgeon

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hmmmmm

wish i was good at hunting

>>67378185
>2 of my compatriots are dead

wew lad

>>67378185
New Zealand finally made it

>>67378230
do you kiss with morning breath

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>>67378156

>>67378202
good lad

>>67378185
>only 2 dead
good job staying alive

think youre a big boy cos you go gym

i am greek

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I'm not joking, I unironically find this video very inspiring.

farmfoods>>>>>>>>>>iceland

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>>67378236
>implying it wasn't a battle

>>67378168
>oh my gosh oh my gosh


this is fucking atrocious

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>>67378240

>>67378236

would wager even most brits would say nigel was the real leader of the brexit movement though, regardless of the status of vote leave

just want to live nearby mountains

>>67378249
yeah, hers isn't bad at all desu, no idea about mine. Nicer once we've brushed our teeth though.

>>67378320
i did warn you la

post your guns gymlads

>>67378241
I'd starve if I wasn't good at hunting

>>67378236
>Gisela Stuart
literally who

>>67378301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&feature=youtu.be

>>67378168
>flash player
sorry i do not run proprietary software

might get that mexican burger at maccies tomorrow if it's still on

>>67378271
cheers la just rolled over and went back to sleep aye

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>Ywn be on the diplomatic fast stream getting ready to pack for your big move to Asia where you're working on trade policy
>Ywn be telling your mates how you can't have too many pints that night as you've got your final language class the day after

>>67378374
BUILD THE WALL

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*dies

>>67378345
Does that mean male adultery is still a valid reason?

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>>67378345
is this real

being ill is making my thoughts very self destructive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgX2oFsCJsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1p44hpaHF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8IZkeBZlDA

war is immense

>>67378352
it's just absolutely tragic, do you know them?

they must be freestyling it's just so bad

>>67378345
ah yes definitely legitimate

>>67378390
Failed the application?

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>>67378319
kek
>>67378331
Farage wasn't even allowed to be part of Vote Leave, never mind lead it :^)

>wake up next to gf this morning
>she says good morning in her cute soft voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin

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and I thought our potholes were bad

>>67378240
fucking depressing.

Would NOT attend any event where the host had the gall to serve this shite.

>>67378412
literally me

>>67378397

course not. sweden has no fault divorce laws, you don't need to produce a reason to get a divorce granted

>>67378412
he's not wrong

How do your pronounce Silo?

See-low

or

Sy-low?

>>67378418
junglist massive

>>67378432
Three times previously, yes, but I'm waiting on E-tray results this time round.

>>67378456
bloody council

>>67378479
the jungle is massive haha

Reminder that the wall would cost too much money and wouldn't even work

Stupid Trump fanboys still love it though

>>67378345
I absolutely believe this image is real.

>>67378456
why is that road a metre thick?

>>67378412
Stop stalking my posts Caleb

>>67378480
>Three times previously

This is like driving tests, there should be a point where you're just deemed unsuitable and not allowed to try again

>>67378478
second one.

LOCK HER UP

Normies at work cannot comprehend that I don't watch TV at all

>>67378478
neeve

>>67378478
Sæ-low

>>67378456
*gulp*

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>Candid Video - Glorious ass, beautiful wiggle and vpl to
>She was certainly aware of her ass and those leggings ceratinly were struggling. That wiggle though was grossly unfair to those leggings.

>>67378478
however i so fucking well please you little cunt

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>>67378354

>>67378478
sh-a-vor-ne

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FENCE. AND WE'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT

>>67378018
yes, now entertain me

>>67378480
I heard there was a maths section - is it hard? or like GCSE level?

want to apply but that puts me off

i see you drivin round town with the girl i love and im like
*does a poo*

>>67378412
>I promise not to get political

>>67378419
bought weed off one of them lad

glad to see that the UNSHAKEABLE anzac spirit is still there lads

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak7kedzR8bg

>>67378553
you gonna do something about it?

>>67378524
medal's in the post

>>67378574
>>67378579

AR MAX

https://streamable.com/dpc3

>>67378603
careful, you might catch something

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fun fact