/brit/

Wireless headphones crackling

How fix

the moon

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me on the left

>2 metre high tsunami

are you fucking serious
2 fucking metres

absolute pansies

>>67374794
immediately desist being a fat-headed cunt

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choc-a-bloc on the M6 today

>>67374785
>ive just given birth to my fourth

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>67374805
2 metres is taller than me tbf

i'd be bowled right over

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Uus-Meremaa

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Just finished Series 1 of The Crown, on Netflix

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Roy Montgomery sub-edition

mo050

>>67374805
yeah but it's not just a wave it's a huge mass of water that happens to be two metres high

Business idea: Cheese fondue cafe

>>67374805
I'd just jump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12juRt1_yo

lads

>>67374794
stop letting the bluetooth jew fuck with your head dude

>>67374801
screaming

>>67374825
i just turned 18 last monday you nonce

>>67374874
great post

>>67374872
>bluetooth

I wish, fucking laptop doesn't hae it. These ae wifi ones

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the so-called bf

Lads people died from the quake last night

>>67374899
bit gay

>>67374876
so he's not a nonce?

>>67374794
>Wireless headphones

There's your problem

>>67374906
it was this morning

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me on the left

why does nobody say they've unless it's followed by a verb?

>>67374906
I thought the quake was this morning

GREAT spitting image sketch about DUDE

https://youtu.be/Fo_kxFceq7s?t=650

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Going to need a certified rating here, lads

>>67374937
they've a ball sounds weird

>>67374937
i use adverbs after theyve all the time you illiterate scrotum

>>67374941
Idk I felt a big one at midnight, there may have been another that I slept through

>>67374961
look, when a british person says "tea" they mean black tea, probably with milk in it.

none of these green tea lemon herbal SHITE

fuck off and try again

also not a soul here drinks Lipton

>>67374925
me in the middle

clicked on OkCupid and yeah these girls are pretty grim
also why the fuck does the site have usernames, just make people use their actual names

still don't know what the whole verb/adverb/noun things mean lol

>>67374946
shan't be watching even a microsecond of this video

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>ywn be a british politician during the mid-late 1990s and have a funny caricature on Spitting Image and laugh about the week's episode with the lads in the chamber during the next session

>>67375002
*shoves lipton off my desk, smashing half my mugs and startling my cat*

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The gf

>>67374961
>>67375002
This you've fucked up.

Get some PG tips m8

>>67375013
>hmmm, I wonder if Matty uses OkCupid

>>67375013
alri zuckerberg

Have you dudes seen the new ad for Watch_Dogs?
Looks SICK!
I know I'll be getting it for my Sony Playstation™

>peri-peri?

why not just call it peri sauce?

>>67375038
she's too scary, I'm only 5'9 and built like an emo twink

>>67375002
>milk in it
Absolutely horrendous

>>67374961
lipton is fine
nobody drinks green

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>>67375080
>Absolutely horrendous
Only in green tea

tu cuerpo y el mio llenando el vacio
subiendo y bajando

>>67375080
You know that kinds of tea you drink with milk and other you have black you twat?

It's not like putting milk in green tea.

>>67375038
want her to clatter me

>>67375060
Better pick up a Sony Playstation 4 Pro™ to maximise your skills for Deadsec™

>>67375060
consoles are the blue pill of vidya

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gf, the

>>67375101
back to /tv/ with you

going to drink a pint of water instead

>>67375101
Why isn't she fighting back?

>>67375101
she took it like a champ 3bh

wanking doesn't please me anymore

>>67375123
>>67375102
I know that youre talking about black tea with milk.
As, I stated previously:
Absolutely horrendous

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>Milo Yiannopoulos SCHOOLS & OUTWITS TWO Feminists with Charm and Logic! - Sky News - MGTOW MRM MRA

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>£30,000 house for sale in shetlands
think i might buy it lads

>>67375187
>absolutely horrendous

just like your country mate, jog right on fella

>>67375149
i know what will

*gets on knees*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_j0-F592U

tune tbf

>>67375207
i dont get it? x

>>67374747
Are Ed is a true political oddity 2bh

Said all the right things, had confidence and wit, yet for some reason he had the aura of walking meme

>>67375208
for what purpose

>>67375149
For me wanking feels better than it ever has done, I moan loudly and I end up collapsing from the pleasure after I cum

>>67375132
the sister

>>67375225
*uses you as a footrest*

ahhh yes

Austria is the only good JF

rest of you need to fuck off

>>67375235
same i just have something wrong with me which makes me post everything i see on facebook on here

>>67375243
houses have many purposes lad

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>>67375207

>>67375010
*does a big sharty poo in my pants*
*pulls down my pants and sticks them to the window*
*picks my nose*
*burps loudly*
*wees on the floor*
*wipes my botty on the seat*
*coughs blood*
*sits in my puddle of poo and has a wank*
*cums on her bag*
*cleans my willy on her hair*
*wees on her*

Just bought a plane ticket to Estonia and i'm going to start killing random people in hopes of getting this cunt

>>67375252
get a grip

>>67375187
Have you ever had English Breakfast tea in your life?

>>67375252
video proofs pls

>>67375236
eats his sandwiches like a freak
literally unelectable 2bh

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>London has better parks than the countryside

Howling

>>67375208
That's quite nice.
How far is that from a city?

found 1 (singular) attractive bint on OkCupid
really a depressing experience

>>67375277
all me

>>67375277
So that's sex, huh?

>black people like Arthur because it's ambiguous as to the race of the characters even though it's pretty clear to anyone with a brain in their head that he and his compatriots are culturally and linguistically white

howling

>>67375252
I've never had a wank like that, most I've ever done is make a loud exhale noise

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>tfw rational egotist

>>67375319
>shetlands
bumfuck nowhere island

Once edged for about an hour and when I finally came I let out a little whimper of pleasure

other than that I am a mute orgasmer

Well, I'm some sort of gay now. Got my ass fucked by a tranny last night. Wasn't enjoyable but it's a new experience I guess.


Anyways,anyone tried this before?

mate marijuana rofl

>>67375319
>How far is that from a city?
OOoooooh boy

>>67375378
ah.

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>>67375355

came like a horse earlier

my tissue was too small and I ended up blasting about 5 ropes onto the wall/over my textbooks

>>67375273
nvm

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>>67375211
Are you telling me that i should migrate to the UK?

got some VERY itchy eyes in my eye sockets

>>67375429
what's the point of sharing this without pics

>>67375450
how's the third eye doing

Oi, French cinema-friend.

Have you seen any Tarr, or just not interested in Satantango?

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>tfw trump's backed out on the wall, is keeping obamacare, and has completely flipped on his anti-russian rhetoric

>>67375388
>an hour
Try a good 6 hours.
Now THAT's a good orgasm.

we should be building bridges

not walls

>>67375466
I've cleaned it up now 2bh

>>67375444
doxed

>>67375479
so true xx

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gf just sent me this

>>67375475
>anti-russian rhetoric
what anti-russian rhetoric

>>67375475
retard

Just did a warm cummy all over my little faggot face :)

>>67375493
now you know for next time to document everything

>>67375475
you're an idiot if you thought trump would actually be any different to the previous establishment

got the old bollox in the waffle iron again lads

>>67375468
not so good but i got an appointment with the doc to set it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFXCVpmDII0

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done a cheeky roast lads

Business idea:
Build bridges rigged with explosive traps

>>67375475
why the fuck did you create a political position that is a vic mackey level of untouchable?

>>67375539
On purpose?

>>67375444
ta x

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https://youtu.be/IVJBoE8fAE4

where did it all go so wrong

Any retards here ever rent library books? That's my cum stains. On every single one.

>>67375547
that's quite clearly in a restaurant lad

you ain't done shit

Is New Zealand going to be okay?

>>67375512
Haven't heard of that team, what sport do they play?

>>67375544
wagecuckery is slowly calcifying mine again i think

sad times indeed

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>>67375518
>>67375534
>>67375555
fuck OFF

>>67375600
There is no New-Zealand..
Not anymore.

>>67375444
nice cock mate

>>67375521
*licks you clean*

>>67375521
good boy

>tfw you sniff too fat of a line and see powder falling out of your nose

bad feel

>>67375600
The earthquake rustled their foundation and now they are slowly sinking into the sea

>>67375444
>https://eroshare.com/nmk5q2zi
pretty small cock if im being honest mate

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>>67375597
>restaurant
nah

Imagine actually living in an area prone to natural disasters
must be terrible

this is why europe is so great

>>67375607
try dmt x

>not covering a certain part of your molecules in the vicinity of others will result in spending several rotations around the sun in a small box

Who /OffTheirRockers/ here?

thinking about buying some nutraceuticals, storable food, and water filters today, anyone got any brands/shops they recommend?

>>67375682
take that tree down now

>>67375682
do you live in a fucking staff room lad`

>>67375600
Not sure lad, this was very likely a prequake for a giant alpine fault rupture that would likely destroy Wellington

>>67375697
actually had a gram of it sitting on my desk at uni for a month but didn't get around to it and had to throw it around when term ended

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>>67375685
Haha. yeah, Imagine that

VIVA LE REVOLUCION!!!

*puts up anarchist stickers on local lamp-posts*

>>67375677
Funny definition of small, are your eyes alright mate?

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>>67375682
>christmas tree up already
>cables everywhere

>>67375600
it's a bit of a shaky situation but i think so haha

>>67375475

He played Rorke like a fiddle

>>67375752
literally smaller than mine and I've always considered myself average

>>67375754
>tiny
>fake
why bother

>>67375475
obama told him about the lizards and what would happen if he didn't follow their orders

that's why he looked so dead inside after the meeting at the press thing

>>67375682
very middle class and comfy

>back in the olden times people would have been sacrificed to appease the moon god
Scary desu

pretty proud of my big cums ngl
love seeing my babies out on display

came on a girls chebs last night

pretty hot visual desu

should i go outside and do a look at the moon or just look at it tomorrow on my way back from work

Been away for a while. Who or what is rorke?

>>67375472
Think he's gone. Haven't seen him post in the last thread.

hoping to have my goolies sacrificed to appease the moon god

this is a working class general

>>67375855
>http://imgur.com/a/iCceN
ah nvm. looks bigger here

>>67375854
im stepping out in a minute, join me and we can align our chakras in the moonlight

>>67375867
a racist white person

>>67375871
Oh well. I missed a couple of threads so it's my own fault.

>>67375790
>>67375754
just like it for the lights desu, i leave it up all year. it's not my actual christmas tree

>>67375867
a reference to the battle of rorke's drift

generally someone who's very right wing and racist, and also somewhat hotheaded and militaristic

they're also a closet gay

Currently ruminating over the fact that Jesus was the greatest con man that ever lived, imagine fooling billions into believing you are a Messiah and then it continuing on for thousands of years. The ultimate gimmick.

pretty sure my bi friend wants to fuck me

>>67375930
how fit are they?

>>67375930
let him

>>67375904
>>67375918
OK, thanks.

Not that exciting then to be honest.

>>67375925
>jesus
>man that ever lived
sweetie

>>67375867
>Been away for a while. Who or what is rorke?
you're clearly new you stupid reddit shit

just came in some runts arsehole

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yo bro check out this sick skyrim mod
*passes you the mouse*

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what if great britain wasn't an island

>>67375930
go on then

>>67375965
>wired mouse
yuck

Been on /brit/ for 4 years but I still don't know what Rasheed/Rorke/Poleaboo is

I'm not new

>>67375978
what if your mum wasn't a slag

>>67375948
he's alri
tall at least

post the girl you lost your virginity to, pic related

why does every polish man have a facial scar

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the gf after i pushed her shit in

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Based Gurk

>>67376005
>Poleaboo
rip in peace, sweet princess

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>>67376019

>>67376022
They all tried to fight me

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>>67376010
then she probably wouldn't have abandoned me for a guy she met over the internet when i was 10

>>67376005
you're either a newcunt or can't process language at an adult level

sniffed nearly a quarter of a gram of high quality dnm coke in the past few hours and I'm currently shaking

>>67376019
didnt lose my virginity to a girl

>>67376019
dunno what her last name is so i can't look her up on facebook lol

she was some bint from the local ex-poly that did photography or some shite

watched narcos in its entirety about two months ago but I was off my nut on weed edibles and don't really remember much, just key moments

have to watch it all again now fs

>>67376019
Here

>>67376066
bit gay that

>>67376016
got any pics?

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>67376019
I lost my virginity to a guy not a girl

>>67376063
have a couple of beers or pop a benzo lad

just coke will make you on edge

>>67376048
haha whoops broke my dick off to this

>>67375954
jesus existed you spong hes just not the son of god

One g of DMT right up the shitter

>>67376066
>>67376103
virgins

I lost my virginity to a ginger named ginger

>>67376089
i am a bit gay hahaha
a gay nonce hahaha

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lads

https://twitter.com/vKehz/status/797561791098265600

why are there so many drug users here? are all drugs legal in britain or something? i thought legalizing drugs doesn't make more people use them, because they would get them illegally anyways

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>>67376090
shan't be posting them
he looks like a deep discount Elias

>>67376103
I lost my girl's virginity to a guy

>>67376041
>typically 25,000 applicants a year for just 200 places

Ghurkas are like those mercenaries in GoT. Brutal cunts

>>67375867
just fuck off reddit

>>67376104
i refuse to do benzos anymore lad

did a blackout and was absolutely retarded for like 24 hours straight and i never want to do that again

>>67376169
and she let you hand it over like that?

4 pints of stella right up the shitter

speedball right up the vein of my left arm

>>67376157
police don't really care

just a reminder that unless you have had unprotected vaginal sex to completion you are still a virgin

>>67376157
you're in a general for a country full of degenerates

Horse tranquillisers administered through the 'rethra

dont really care all that much desu

>>67376208
this, shagging a bloke doesnt count

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Redpill straight down the esophagus

>>67376157
I take drugs to replace the friends I lack

4 xannie bars crushed straight into the eyeball

>>67376234
lovely chocolate gateaux

>>67375508
>he says while living in a country that has a built a wall to keep unwanted people (non jews) out

large glass of fresh H2O and a healthy meal administered via mouth

Any advice for making a dating profile?

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>why yes, m'lady, i am indeed from australia

>>67376190
I let him put it in my mouth as payment

Everyone left happy

sensi right in my lungs

>>67376246
ah yes the north

full bodied cabernet sauvignon right up the shitter

>>67376208
i have. came inside too. she was obese tho. blocked her number and didn't tell her my real name or talk to her since so i might have a kid, pretty mental

you're still a virgin if you used a condom too

what sort of runt sniffs gear and doesn't drink

>>67376261
pictures of your self doing social things

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>>67376256

Paint thinner under the fingernails

>>67376246
me in the alcove

>Savile Town, Yorkshire is 97-100% Asian

Aha the north

>>67376277
you're still a virgin if she didn't give birth to your heir

>>67376246
one of our major strengths that is

>>67376208
did a cum in the girl i lost my virginity to and she looked a bit worried like she wasn't on the pill or something but i left in the morning and never spoke to her again haha

could be little versions of me running around somewhere, that'd be banter like

crack rock through the crack pipe TURN UP

What shall I have for my 1 meal of the day?

>4 slices of pizza
>cheeseburger and sweet potato fries
>subway

A single bollock placed ever so gently on the epicentre of the quake

might suck some shit out of a straw
thoughts?

>>67376103
doesn't count lad

going to erect myself a big, beautiful penis

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>>67376157
Britain is a degenerate country
They're not legal but no one gives a fuck unless you're some top dealer

>>67376320
got a bit of a thing for this
but also hate deadbeat fathers
conflicted on this one

/g/ goes absolutely fucking mental if you ask them how to become a hacker

>>67376320
Nah, she would have aborted it if she found out the dad posted on 4chan.

>>67376304
>>Savile Town
Pmsl

blunts 2 da face

>>67376412
the bint probs doesn't even know what 4chan is

one fix of china brown in the veinss

>>67376405
hmmm might do a do

on the johnnie walker green and the temezepam

wanna top myself

>>67376157
everyone just likes getting off their tits lad

What happened in the summer of '69?

>poofters think that having sex with a man counts as losing your virginity

lol

completely on my tits

>>67376292
There aren't any. There are several that aren't selfies like a picture of me at the Grand Canyon and stuff like that.

Unless that counts as social.

>>67376466
The Beatles recorded their last album

A single angle grinder administered to the left 'llock

gf is a virgin and is putting off having sex with me

every time we're on the bed making out and I put my hand down her pantaloons she grabs my hand away

>>67376466
everyone 69d lol

"con"dom

xans in the smirnoff bottle

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imagine being in the post office minding your own business and seeing this nutjob with his weed plant

>>67376475
would you consider a guy thats fucked a girls asshole but never a vagina a virgin?

>>67376189
That's the best part of benzos

Sweet escape from life

If I fuck a guy or get fucked by one does it count as losing my virginity? I say it does

https://vimeo.com/51271524

>>67376457
I thought they discontinued Green. Good stuff, that. Best Johnnie Walker.

Blue was disappointing.

>>67376495
cheat on her

>>67376495
hide some scissors under the pillow and shear her breeches when she least expects it

>>67376506
would 619 him no qualms

>>67376522
not clicking your virus lad

Housemates group partner for his finance project told the prof he has schizophrenia to get an extension on their project

Housemate is NOT okay with this and is contemplating telling the prof it was a lie

rolling machine straight down my japseye

>>67376522
channel orange was much better than blonde

>>67376521
nah m8 gay people are virgins all their life

desperately in need of a shower

might go and do one

>>67376552
Still having flashbacks to lostboy.exe

>>67376515
>>67376521
see
>>67376208

>>67376522
not sure if I can be bothered clicking this link

>>67376495
get her durnk and tak advantage of ehr

eating an orange

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>>67376551
doubt that very much

>>67376530

it dissappeared for a couple of years
blue is ok but never worth the price of 3 bottles of green

>>67376568
>>67376585
Hmm... I disagree

>>67376579
I'd die if I came into contact with the bacteria infested water in Britain

will trump be assassinated before 2017?

he literally picked the worst vice-president of all time to try and avoid it happening but what happens if they kill him too?

>>67376621
only bag he'd be seeing is a body bag once I'm done with him mate

whats that coming over the hill?
is it a monster?

>>67376634
fuck off virgin

>>67376634
virgin

>>67376381
>Britain is a degenerate country

it really is 2bh

I know other countries drink/take drugs more than us, but we've gotta have the biggest binge and abuse culture

>these melts changing the definition of virginity

stop moving the goalposts

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>>67376157
I'm high right now tbf

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Someone post the muslim woman with one of those transit jackets

3 wanks today

>>67376656
trump won't be assassinated

>>67376495
give her to me

>>67376662
yeah it's your ma

>>67376662
Remember the banter in Ipswich ten years ago.

"WHAT'S THE BURIED UNDER YOUR GOAL? IS IT A HOOKER? IS IT A HOOKER?"

>>67376506
how did he not get arrested immediately?

virgin wanker loves his virginity

>>67376208
going to take some serious scissoring

>>67376679
this. virginity is only having sex with a member of the opposite sex. doesnt matter if you wear a condom or not

>>67376681
good lad pufin on dat loud

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business idea:

>>67376440
did a do already >>57500427

was gonna make a long greentext bawwing about some unfortunate incident that occurred to me today but then realised it's so insignificant and shit that I shouldn't waste any time crying over it

>>67376669
>>67376675
world would be a better place without straights

>>67376678
and don't you just fucking love it lad haha

>>67376691
hi-t

>>67376769
didn't read a word of this