/brit/

wahey

Whats the story in Balamory, wouldn't you like to know?

>>67371907
the fact you have to lie to support your argument that you're not btfo implies you are btfo

watching the young turks

>>67372946
Jerusalem

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>pack your clothes kids we're going to cleethorpes!!!!!

>>67372960
Need a little time to wake up wake up

my friend billy had a 10 foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door

Why are girls so soft and squishy?

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screaming

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>>67372939
Listening to comfy music rn

>>67373016
And warm

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>Why yes I would prefer to slave for the rest of my life to pay off a 25 year fixed rate mortgage of £130,000 on a tiny cramped grey rotting terraced house

Is it safe?

>>67373001
she thought it were a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and it's only 2ft 4

>>67372964

please rate my idea

mo044

>>67373025
People only get mortgages in this country because renting isn't financially viable for most people

>tfw can't handle my drink anymore

must have destroyed my liver lol

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http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3486-S-Scott-Park-Ln_Salt-Lake-City_UT_84106_M28183-69749?ex=UT599375120#photo0

>tfw a house like this would be £1 million+ in the UK

>>67373017
howling and screeching in a mixture of pain and delight

'ish n' 'ips f' 'inner

>>67373039
it appears in my haste to be the first to finish this delightful little rhyme i missed off the ever important "now" from "and now it's only 2ft 4"

sorry everyone i won't reply in future

need to cook dinner lads

ree

I smell so fucking bad rn lads

>>67373085
shower

>>67373045
wouldn't be very good for the bankers the bonuses

>>67373067
>only £430 a week

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Obligatory french reply

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HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!

is taking a caffeine pill every day before work bad for you lads? probably just the same as drinking a coffee in the morning right

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>>67372993

How do we crash the housing bubble lads?

put the soldiers on the football field and the footballers in parliament

want, nay NEED natalia poklonskaya

>>67373045
yeah
why not

get campaigning

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>howling and screeching in a mixture of pain and delight

>>67373090
going to but I just want to experience this hideous bouquet for a few more minutes

>>67373045
What part of "Britons never shall be slaves" didn't you understand?

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Ühendkuningriik

>>67373134
go to bed dad

>>67373142
Start of a dependency

>>67373174
>>67373164
>>67373096
i just want to help my british friends

>>67373016
I'm a boy but I'm like that, you wanna touch me?

What's it like to have friends

>>67373198
it's legal so it's ok ;^)

I smell.... almost SOUR, wtf happened

>>67372993
Grimsby sounds like so much of a shithole I want to see it in person

>>67373174
the part where we aren't wageslaves

migrating to /fr/ until the Estonian gets bored and stops posting here

looking at some sexy beautiful women

do cats actually go mental at full moons

mines just gone absolute bonkers

>>67373128
>reply
you're not replying to anyone, Pierre le frog.

>>67373183
don't need to know estonian to know that you said united kingdom but would strongly recommend that you not post anime again

>>67373222
there's an estonian posting in this thread?

>>67373228
are you sure it is not a wolf

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reckon we should give the yanks a cheeky bomb when they aren't looking

>The reality is, it's post-election night and there are still white liberals hesitant to chant #BlackLivesMatter at anti-Trump rallies...
>Jason Rosenberg @mynameisjro
>Activist | New York | Queer Intersectionalis

ah yes, surely just a coincidence

>>67373220
cracking post (because I was going to posy the same thing)

>>67373228
don't feed it after midnight

>>67373228
cats are mad generally lad, there's no telling what they'll do next

>>67373025
>Why yes the only thing that matters is house prices

>>67373217
you went off

>>67373269
she went from sleeping on my bed to eating my leg

didn't even see her coming

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>>67373235
Ühendriigid

>>67373228
My cat runs round the house after she's had a poo

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>everyone we're off to blackpool pleasure beach!!!!

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doing a ponder

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>>67373228
>owning a cat

sure sign of a liberal ponce

>>67373305
Is this another mediocre singing girl who's popular because she's attractive?

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>>67373229
But it says "Post a reply" at the bottom, doesn't that count ?

>>67373328
nah mate

she only eats what she hunts, no welfare ponces in my house

>be from a rich and jewish family
>parents are always too busy to go on holiday
>have never gone on holiday with them

ah yes

>>67373336
hownew.ru

>>67373162
thats the one
couldnt place it before

You know we have all this technology enabling us to communicate with each other instantly around the world but all I really use it to talk about is Donald Trump and my willy

>>67373367
Been here for 3 years so not new
>miss out on one of 1000 gimmicks and you're considered new

I was shitposting with craven and fatcam before you were even born kiddo

>>67373366
at least you have a large hooked nose good at opening tin cans to compensate

going to do breakfast

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watch out hehe x

>looking at yank renting sites
>the thumbnail/first few photos is always the gym or lobby

ah yes very useful

>>67373397
i was on the skype call where craven gave a house tour suck me off laddo

just swiped my card like kaiba

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Sved
Ja

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>>67373346
Maybe

>grimsby could have been a thriving hub of culture and wealth but the greedy icejews killed it during the cod wars

having a think at what could have been

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3326-E-Creek-Rd_Salt-Lake-City_UT_84121_M15630-29210#photo0

>$399K

It's not fair REEEEEE

>>67373413
I have maisiebro on steam and speak to him every now and then, beat that freddo

>>67373389
tiffany looks very alone in a crowd of people

>>67373398
actually none of us have hooked noses

none of my extended family do either

the whole crooked nose jew caricature has always confused me

>>67373443
literally invented the danny pls meme

>>67373425
can't be real

>>67373445
Decent bod, why is she single

>>67373425
don't want to live

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_in_the_United_States_by_state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_African-American_population

Really gets the old thinker racing

>>67373425
Can't find anything so I presume it's fake

>>67373406
*stands on the platform edge*

>>67373425
this has to be fake

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ah yes

>>67373406

:L

*dances around flat to one dance*

GRIPS ON YOUR WAIST

haven't eaten for 2 days

just don't feel like it

>>67373520
never understood this smiley

have been putting off calling the 'rents for the last hour

>>67373452
I invented the absolutely buzzing gimmick

american houses are cheap because the cities have never ending suburbs with nothing important for 20 miles

>>67373500
ah yes, the left

>>67373500
if i was staying at trump hotel and saw all those nu males and feminists blocking my way i'd heem them all faster than they could recite their list of genders

left?
right?
they're both the same really

these mosquitos are going to get seven bells knocked out of them

>>67373584
t. radical centrist

>>67373500
lol'd at that sign

i'll take it sloooow
make you lose control

>>67373584

t. south park

>>67373389
always thought ivanka was his wife

going to have to rethink my entire life now

fuck your cats a bit special isnt he think he needs a wallopppping im ready to beat her meat

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>left?
>right?
>they're both the same really

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>bragging about ''gimmicks'' you've made

you don't get upvotes here you useless cunts

>>67373581
you'll never stay there.

India belongs to Britain

>>67373622
heh, try installing the update you dunce

>>67373500
VERY ironic sign

the "tolerant" left at it again I see

>>67373618
If anyone killed my cat I reckon I'd go absolutely mental and kill them desu

cats are vermin desu

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>wake up
>England still hasn't been nuked off the map

>>67373500

me holding the sign sideways

>>67373622
Not a fan of this meme

girl i'm seeing at the moment can rosebud her arsehole

pretty grim but she seems to think i enjoy it, keeps trying to get me to lick it but i only do it if i'm drunk

>>67373644
rorke hahaha

>>67373662
rasheed hahaha

high quality posting

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TONY BLAIR WILL DESTROY YOU

>$1500 a month
>centre of Denver

hello darkness my old friend

>>67373679
What do you mean by rosebud?

>>67373622
Wait what? WE DONT

*closes the 4chan tab*

just woke up lol

>>67373679
bender

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>>67373679
Distressing

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@40.6333479,-111.964387,3a,75y,39.76h,85.96t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smxEVxuwA1L8C4QhkodKbUw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>ywn live here

kill me now

https://vid.me/4wZ5

Soros is based

>>67373701
google it

>>67373719
That isn't that nice

Looks like a recent mcmansion development. too plain and not comfy at all. there are far nicer places

>>67373679
ew

just went to sleep hahaha

>>67373726
i'm good

honestly believe the french poster is scared of me

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>>67373726
>The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.

>>67373667
>Wake up
>Your heroin addicted "neighbour" who sleeps outside of your house in a cardboard box and always asks you for money hasn't died yet
feelsbadman

>>67372960
the black guy who was the painter is the dad of Skin Diamond

I have an embarrassingly low brow sense of humour

even the term 'toilet humour' kind of makes me giggle

>>67373719
isn't utah just one big mormon shit hole desert?

>>67373719
that's shit

t. lives in a mansion in the lake district

>>67373773
wasn't talking to you

>>67373719
how would yanks react if you hung a british flag outside your house in one of these areas?

>>67373790
potato famine

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my street

I have a webm of a woman getting fucked with a horse cock shaped and sized dildo until her arsehole prolapses completely and a bunch of clear liquid gushes out, then the woman who dildoed her sucks on the prolapsed arsehole like a cock. I'd post it but I wouldn't want to get a warning or anything like that haha

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>>67373719
>ywn own a hundred or so acres of comfy woodland in midwest america that you can live and hunt on

ability to fathom purpose in life rapidly decreasing lads

>>67373779
how would you find out you can do this

>>67373813
you're a rorkeshireman?

>>67373825
delete your account

Houses are a physical construct whereas homes are a social one... hmmm.. really having a ponder I am

>>67373790
wanky willys hahaha

American houses are ugly but fucking hell they are cheap.

>>67373853
>lake district
>yorkshire

>>67373850
be used to anal with big toys

it's not hard

>>67373351
You must be a paki then.

Weather's fucking minging up here lads

How's it at your bit?

>living in jewtah
for what purpose?

>>67373848
is that kevin webster

>>67373879
the lake district belongs to the yorks

>>67373887
say la v

I wish I was as intelligent as you lot

>tfw you were too young to understand most of the jokes in Spitting Image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ3bc920AyA

feel like I've missed out on something incredible. I still enjoy them now but back in the day so much was lost on me

>>67373769
>wagecucks

Wish I could beat the shit out of the cat hating runt

>>67373920
you are sweetie x

now put your helmet on so i can take you to the toilet

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this is comfy. not that plain mcmansion shite

>>67373719
>literal mcmansion in some irrelevant flyover state

thank god Tbh

going to woolies you lads want owt? x

https://soundcloud.com/skepta/skepta-no-security-halloween-sound

>damn son where'd you find this

nice meme skeppy haha

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wish i was a favela kid

>>67373968
large pick n mix

you choose the contents x

>>67373955
who are you?

>>67373875
>American houses are ugly
trolling or being stupid lad?

have you seen our houses?

>>67373969
don't rate skepta

>>67373963
Literally every housing estate looks like that in the US though

>>67373978
*jumps off the roof spinning around shooting sniple rifle*

>>67373986
50oz of rank pink chocolate pigs it is

>>67373990
ssshhhhhhhhhh

*straps you into your wheelchair*

>>67374023
*takes cover*

>>67374029
*doesn't pay you back*

>>67373968
£7.50 of pick n mix and Wallace & Gromit

if you get me ANY white chocolate mice I will DROP you

>>67373963
grew up in a neighborhood exactly like this. you just brought back a lot of memories and emotions

>used to sneak over to that qt girls house on a crips fall night and hangout with her in her driveway

>>67374034
if you keep rubbing my willy like that I'll cum

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>>67373997
This is $289,000 and is ugly.

There are also loads of hideous bungalows for some reason.

Any yanks here? Why do you have so many bungalows?

>>67373968
>>67374046
meant to say Wallace & Gromit The Wrong Trousers on vhs

>>67374064
i want to die now

WHITED the asian gf last night lads

>>67374079
wish i had that webm of the nurse wanking off the spacker in the wheelchair

>>67374087
too fat and lazy to go up the stairs

>>67374087
fuck all that

have the amish build you a house. they'll have it done in a week and it'll cost a fraction as much

just got back from town, theyve gone and fucking shut woolies down the tory wankers
dunno what to do now

can see the moon from where I am sitting

Kirei...

https://youtu.be/1sxSiyjA9NM

b b b b b burgaboy

>>67374087

Are you genuinely fucking stupid, for the price it looks fine

And it looks 1000x better than any house in Britain

>>67374121
in this economy you'd be best off going poundland!

>>67374121
u so dum

the infamous wall is going to be a fence Lol

even funnier that there's already a fence HAHAHAHA

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>ywn do work on your motorbike or some DIY woodwork in your comfy Yank garage which is half DIY stuff and half home gym

I missed out on young gay love lads
I want to die

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hnnnnngggggggg

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rate the bint i lost my virginity to

in the middle

>>67373925
iktf

Think what they could have done with Dave, Ed, Brown and Farage.

>>67374108
i wish you did as well

be water my friend

>>67374187
I think I've only ever found a handful of girls attractive in my life. None of them are it.

>>67374160
oh my dayz blud loooooooooool

drumpfkins absolutely btfo

>>67374139
>are you genuinely fucking stupid for not liking what I like

It's big and looks nice inside but the outside is hideous m8, looks like it's made from plastic.

Amazing for the price but doesn't change that it looks ugly to me. Why are you getting so angry?

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>Two men standing in a gold-plated lift are claiming they've stuck it to the elite

really makes you think

Will be making an announcement at 18:15.

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Kuninganna Elizabeth II

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>A FUCKING FENCE

>>67373879
All of the north belongs to Yorkshire

>>67374120
Better build quality too desu

Build quality's gone down a lot despite advancements in construction

>>67374231
die

>>67374238
>britbong teeth

>>67374250
won't be able to make it sorry mate

>>67374160
Imagine that there actually were people who thought Trump would build an actual wall lmao

>>67374280
Why don't you move to the US if you want an American house so much?

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>THIS should keep the little buggers out

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my parents house

I'm 5'3, weigh 70kg and I could beat the shit out of anyone here.

any 'doras lads?

>>67374314
Blimey they've even sharpened the ends!

just bought a trump home, got inside and it's just a roof held up by a fence

think i want my money back

smell like coconuts now

>>67374238
That's not a lift, it's the door to Trump's public apartment.

>>67374316
had they been drinking much? they look a bit headless haha

>>67374307
He can't 'cause he's a neet and can't get a company to sponsor him or a skilled worker visa

>>67374349
stopped thinking as much now

don't say this lightly lads but I am legitimately creasing at this

https://youtu.be/Fo_kxFceq7s?t=94

burgaboy
jamie duggan
ts7
t2
bassboy
dj q

wonder if nige thinks he'll get money from trump

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>yank houses are ugly and made of plastic!

>>67374333
you're a foot shorter than me and 5 kilos heavier

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>blimey

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THIS kept scots out of England

would have just stepped over it personally

why are scots so stupid?

>>67374397
>he doesn't bulk

SCREECHING

>there are kissless virgins ITT who think online dating is below them
really don't get this attitude

bailando
bailando
bailando
bailando

>>67374397
twink

>>67374375
good post

*whips out my Sony Ericsson*

ran over a cat in my car earlier

saw a little bell on its collar and felt bad, threw it into the hedge at the side of the road and drove off though

>>67374381
that's equivalent to comparing the projects in yank cities desu

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>yank houses are big and beautiful

>>67374424
It screams desperation.

I'd rather die a virgin than show up and make a fool of myself.

considering a get absolutely paralytic

>>67374424
I'm not really sure about the guys on grindr though

>>67374442
I'm not falling for that one again

>>67374238
dad read this out to me verbatim during our roast

>>67374424
girls on online dating sites are a bit grim tho

>>67374461
Greater London

>>67374418
Used to be far taller, have forts along it and was never intended on actually stopping an individual getting across, just making it a logistical nightmare to get an "army" over

>>67374487
>roast
rorke

>>67374465
you are desperate though

>>67374461
>shittiest possible housing

>still looks better than the average house here

creasing. how do the yanks do it

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>>67374381
why are you so bloody fuming about where you live

there are shit areas in Britain, and shit areas in America

would honestly rather live there than in pic related

can't stop looking at the moon

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>sheeeeeeet me wanna get inta de steats but me naw know how ta manouvah around dis fence kmt me gwarnin back to a caribean ya get me

https://twitter.com/_arturNo1/status/797792257717993472

quintessentially british

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>>67374238

>>67374520
not THAT desperate tho desu

firing up the barbie

>>67374539
just did a step on to my balcony and i could not see it

cba to go fully outside

although i might
who knows, i am a maverick

>>67374534
You never answered me, why don't you move there?

>>67374595
absurd at that

*catches my 3 year old son sitting on the sofa with his feet up with his dirty fucking football boots on*
you little cunt, get those horrible things off the furniture right now or you will get these hands my friend

>>67374596
are you underage?

>>67374614
could you rephrase your post please

>>67374547
quite honestly is Tbh

>>67374595
>my balcony

FOB

>>67374628
nonce

>>67374642
i agree

where the fuck is the moon

can't see it

*plays the tuba*

>>67374595
>>67374539
the moon thing is tomorrow

>>67374643
but i also have a leccy meter that i top up every week

ahhhh i am so confused

>>67374679
liar

mark zuckerberg personally told me it was today

>>67374628
i dont have the gnocki one saved

cant stop listening to spanish pop

>>67374628
do you really have a child?

does anyone here have children?

bit unbelievable 2bh

>>67374631
at that absurd

>>67374629
Not answering my question m8

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M6 traffic jam

>>67374681
bizarro povvonaire

>>67373425
that cant be real

>>67374701
never believe a yank

I heard they literally live in the past

>>67374679
well it looks pretty today too x

>>67374595
Looked out my window and it only looks slightly bigger than normal

>>67374747
>>67374747
>>67374747

Wireless headphones crackling

How fix?

>>67374730
supermoon's looking good

>>67374743
>>67374757
> A rare supermoon is set to light up skies on 13 and 14 November

hmm

>>67374715
ive just given birth to my fourth, with another on the way

>>67374756
Slags have awful fashion sense, those shoes are especially shit

why does nobody say "they've" unless it's followed by a verb?

Kissed a girl once, was so bad at it she broke up with me weeks later. This was a year ago.

>>67374554
Thats nice, great view too.
Would be better with wooden wall panelling imo

>>>/g/57500862
don't fucking meme me, kid

>>67378486
nice vpn, rakesh :O)

>>67378639
4chan has banned all my VPN IPs, rajeesh