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The BBC edition
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hi
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the bankers the bonuses
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*bonks you on the head with a club*
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>Mexico border wall could be partly fence, President-elect Donald Trump tells US network CBS

tfw 4chan got tricked
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the footballers the soldiers
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sophie
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kitchen fucking stinks
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>>67371150
hiya
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brixton 67k on the map
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>meanwhile in America
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Degenerate west is so degenerate
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euros are talking about simulator videogames in their threads aww x
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>>67371166
We've known it would be negotiated down.

Read the Art of the Deal.
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https://soundcloud.com/wearedevolution/george-the-poet-soundcloud-huw-stephens

really speaks to me this does
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>>67371180
bet she's got a wonderful arsehole
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might play Deus Ex for the first time
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Wish I could be a girl for a couple of hours, just to try out the supposedly more powerful female orgasm.
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>>67371228
bender
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me patrolling the ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_RmPW92ntc
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wouldnt mind a sophie or maisie gf in addition to the current one
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>>67371166
Easier for lefties to cut holes in it
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>>67371222
She seems to like it
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Does ISIS still exist?
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>>67371223
plays like absolute shit nowadays

worth it though
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>>67371196
hah this one is funny
crazy stuff like this only happens in america
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>>67371228
gay twat
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>>67371252
>the current one
pics
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B U I L D
U
I
L
D
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
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5'8 twink with a huge dick
need a lad to fuck me raw
any of you benders up for it?
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not sure i did this right
>>>/g/57498557
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>>67371270
no trump killed him
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>>67371166
Less than a week after winning the election, months before he's inaugurated and already he's backtracked on all of his major policies
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>>67371166
BUILD A WALL
BUILD IT TALL
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>>67371166
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>>67371301
i'll have a go on you
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>>67371312
shan't be applying the mental effort required to comprehend this
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How do we fix England?
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Oberstein's a wanker

*chews*
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Fcuk
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my mum
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>>67371223
great game
my second fav game after Thief
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Been sleeping too much lately lads
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Drinking whiskey with cola, lads
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hope ww3 conscription doesn't happen

can't imagine my life in the hands of you runts
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making love to sweet welsh divorced ladies
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>>67371288
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>>67371364
it's the lord's day though
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>>67371166
i love how the lefties and britfags are having the goalposts moved every passing day. you motherfuckers used to say he had no chance in hell of being president and the wall would never be built, now
>the wall will be partly fence!
>trump b-btfo!
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>>67371166
>wall will be partially fence; will have the exact same impact at keeping them out
>leftists will try to spin this like they've somehow won something for once

creasing
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>>67371369
>letting yourself be conscripted
cuck
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>>67371364
What whiskey? It better not be something good that you're poisoning.
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>In multiracial societies, you don’t vote in accordance with your economic interests and social interests, you vote in accordance with race and religion. - Lee Kuan Yew

Is this true?
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>>67371292
STANDING
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>leftists actually took trump literally

literally LMAO'ing out loud right now
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>>67371351
is a depository for cum
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>>67371351
>looking through old family photos
>found a wallet full of pictures depicting my dad and mum shagging in various positions
>cumshots, anal, titwanks, the lot

i was fucking mortified, they were from about 1980
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>>67371228
More like to experience lack of orgasm lmao
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>>67371335
alright lad meet us at the pub, we'll have a couple drinks, head back to mine, and you can fuck me until I can't walk properly
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>>67371402
dunno I'm not a wog
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>>67371402
no
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>>67371416
fucking hell, reminds of shouting
>GAY
everytime someone said
>I am

etc

top bants that was
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you have a button

if you press the button, you either die or win £500m

do you press the button
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when did "emoji" replace "smiley"?
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What ever happened to her?
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>>67371364
>whiskey
>with a mixer

fuck off proxy
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>>67371447
yes
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watching my kot slep
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>>67371433
nice, you better have that arsehole nice and smooth for me
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whenever somebody in school next to me used to put their hand up to ask a question i used to high five it
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>>67371402
in a way yes.

East Asians know this that's why the have basically one party rule in their country and greatly restrict immigration.
Japan has been virtually ruled by one party in all but one term since WWII, and Singapore has had only one party majority elected every time, and they're doing fine
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C A R S O N
A
R
S
O
N
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>>67371415
no, you're the one that took all his shit seriously and now you're backpeddling like he is
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>>67371312
send 2 missionaries across on their own
1st comes back, 2nd is on the other bank
send 3rd across with 1st
1st comes back
go across with 1st
if cannibals try to start any shite with me while alone on the bank with em ill tell em to square up and fight me gangnam style
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i love alex jones so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2czPfFe3-U
he's so full of shit but it doesn't matter
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>>67371401
I have no idea, smth shitty, don't worry
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>>67371458
that's a win-win to me
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>>67371461
women who do smoking fetish videos don't usually stay in the limelight for long
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>>67371452
*taps you on the shoulder*
*points at the ground behind you*
"hey anon you dropped your gay card"
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>>67371472
get a doggo instead
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>>67371485
wrong
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>>67371402
Yes, I will NEVER, ever vote for a left wing government that redistributes my wealth towards niggers and pakis
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>>67371458
Nah. I don't really think money like that would make me happy.
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>>67371503
gayboyssaywhat
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Always burst into laughter when I think of that lad from /brit/ who accidentally linked his gf to tranny face sitting porn
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>>67371461
i locked her down, sorry lad
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>>67371521
what
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>Should we abandon Wester culture?
they ask in a western language via a western invention which they promote via western techniques through a second western invention which we are viewing on a third western invention
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welsh pussy thick cream
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http://www.alphabeth.co.uk/

the gf
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>>67371402
yes, i vote so the pakis get it worse
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>>67371464
Fuck off, rant
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Having different political parties makes no sense in a Representative Democracy
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>>67371495
Good. Had a party once and a friend nearly poured Lagavulin in his coke. I yelled "FUCK OFF YOU CUNT", which silenced the whole house. Bit awkward.
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>>67371546
haha yes very interesting
*gets out phone and starts scrolling facebook*
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>>67371559
the bloody tories dont bloody represent me mate
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jim in the u.s. office is sex appeal the person
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>>67371567
autism
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>>67371473
smooth as silk
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headbutted someone for the first time last night

really hurt
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Tere
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>>67371573
Rasheed
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Still chuckling about the bloke whose gf did his washing again. Hysterical.
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>>67371559
they should just put me in charge of everything because all my views are objectively correct
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>>67371512
>won't scrap obamacare
>won't jail clinton
>wall isn't actually a wall
>won't ban muslims
>apparently "misquoted" about taxing chinese imports
>won't reject iran nuclear deal
>will drain the swamp (by hiring a lobbyist as part of his cabinet)
>won't bend over to the big banks (by hiring a goldman sachs higher up as part of his cabinet)

AH YES, a most IMPRESSIVE candidate
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>>67371415
>/pol/ wants change and cheer on Trump
>"hehe Trump and we were just pretending"
USA USA USA
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Someone was racist to me in greggs earlier lads
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>>67371613
I'd vote for this man
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>>67371599
why did you do that
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british divorced women are gold i might be fucking your mom lol lel
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>>67371535
haha you're gay
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opened a cold fresh bottle of choccy orange frijj and my cat leapt across the fucking room in terror
silly blighter
might grab his tail and rip his spine out hahaha
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>>67371598
*spreads your arse cheeks and widens my eyes*

ahhh yes, there it is

*sticks my tongue into your arse and wiggles it around*

love the taste of twink bp
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Does the US even need such a large military?

Its only about 3% of their GDP but its still about $700 billion a year
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who else /england/ here?
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I am a homosexual.
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Hey losers

My name is Layne, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins. Wow they weren't kidding. I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vince got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Zane. Of course you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE You chumps make me sick hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks making your gay little posts and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

Dude you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day much less live it. I am buff tuff and ruff broski! My body is tanned and chiseled because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is Jim.

Lets face it the chicks can't resist my bangin guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average not that you fags even know what that means and can drink all of your children under the table.You losers need to get a fucking life.
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>>67371461
she went off to nippon and married a slope
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might just get really drunk

it's not that late so i can be nearly sober in time for bed
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>>67371567
Wish you could invite me on the cup of that fancy wiskey, lad.
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I always get a raging hard-on when I see a guy cum
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>>67371628
excuse me can i have some service please, i've been waiting 5 minutes for you to serve me, nobody wants to hear about your day you're here to dish out sausage rolls
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>>67371678
hmm
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i want to learn russian and go on holiday to Saint Petersburg and Mocквa but i'm 2 scareddd
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>>67371698
what
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Was on the train earlier and some white guy stood up and said "Right, I want every non-white person to jump off the train right fucking now! Trump is President now so you niggers and spics don't belong here!" He then walked down the aisle of the train inspecting every passenger to see if there were any non-whites.
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>>67371527
sounds fun

is there a screenshot
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>>67371682
It's good stuff. £75 a bottle for the special version though.
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>>67371625
you're pretty retarded ngl
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>>67371660
Yanks simply want their military as big as possible
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>>67371659
feels amazing, are you going fuck me hard now?
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the Estonian scumbag is still here
don't want anther JF nonce to put up with
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>>67371633
>in pub with two other autists from work
>group of normblots start throwing peanuts at us
>got up and leathered one in the face
>his mates move back as he gets up
>moves closer to me and starts wagging his finger in my face saying how i'll regret doing that
>at the same time on of my mates pulls my arms back
>person i hit gets in my face really close
>headbutt him
>leg it out the pub with a major headache
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Add 1 inch to your penis length or 1 inch to your penis girth?
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>>67371703
gay boy
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>>67371755
ok

*cracks open a pint stella can*
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How many foreign countries have you been to?
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>>67371707
State of the world right now. :( shared x
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>>67371720
>can't even offer a single rebuttal to my points
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>>67371724
>anther
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>>67371740
The longer the better home slice
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>>67371721
It's difficult keeping you children in line.
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>tfw 17 inch penis and struggle to pay rentboys
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>grower not a shower
I don't understand this
do certain people spend their entire lives with a chub?
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>>67371723
Sorry mate, I'm not a gay

*moonwalks out of your house*
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>>67371740
honestly would rather neither but I have to pick would be length

already have trouble squeezing in some fannies, more girth would be a hindrance
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>>67371740
already eight inches long so I might as well make my cock even girthier
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>>67371765
Depends if you count London
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:3
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>>67371393

yeah the leftist shitskins are in full damage control mode, so sad!
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>>67371714
Not got one ubut he still posts.

Basically accidentally sent his gf the link to tranny pacesetting porn on Skype and then she said 'wtf is this' and he told her he wasn't feeling well, didn't speak to her for two weeks and then they never mentioned it again.
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>>67371800
>it's an inbred working class runt talks crap about london but relies on it episode
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>>67371777
We could unironically nuke the shit out of the US lad
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me rn
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>>67371790
oh no fooled again
guess it's another night wanking myself into oblivion whilst grinding on an imaginary cock
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>>67371765
Ireland
France
Spain
Andorra
Germany
Belgium
Netherlands
Finland
Malta
Canary Islands
Qatar

fave was finland
worst was direland
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>>67371803
step on the little cunt, mash his eyeballs
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>>67371765
Barbados
China
UAE
Spain
France
Germany
Portugal
Ireland

That's it
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>>67371840
>his

very rude
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>>67371803
that looks like a comfy bed

mind if i get in?
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>>67371603
Alri
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>>67371835
literally what was good about finland?
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>>67371835
Why did you go to Oireland in the first place lad
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>>67371803
Effay pets-
Cats,Snakes,Fishes and Birds.

Not effay pets-
Everything else.
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>>67371853
look I don't mind if she sleeps on it without the covers but you will have to wait for them to be out the wash
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>>67371765
Scotland
Wales
Ireland
France
Spain
Portugal
Italy
America
Jamaica
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>>67371835

Thought Helsinki was quite boring desu
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i am gay hahaha
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>>67371402
It's probably worth remembering that LKY was president of Singapore. A society where the population is pretty equally split between Malays, Chinese and Indians. Not a society like Britain's that's 90% white
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>>67371844
Best was Barbados btw, worst was Germany
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>>67371765
Wales and Spain
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>>67371868
kill yourself lad
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Yanks say they don't want Obamacare and then when you explain what Obamacare is actually doing for them under another name they don't want to lose it

Fucking idiots.
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>>67371840
paki
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>>67371884
literally who
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>>67371393
>trump says he'll build a wall
>trump says he's not going to build a wall

>LEFTISTS BTFO!
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>>67371765
Wales
Ireland
France
Netherlands
Belgium
Spain
Portugal
USA
after my interrail trip I will be adding
Slovakia
Hungary
Austria
Czech Republic
Germany
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i am a nonce hahaha
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>>67371548
Think I'm in love with her desu

She seems really cosy. And she seems to have fallen to none of the personality defects that most modern girls have.
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>>67371870
this is why we are drifting apart

you prioritise that fucking cat over me every single time
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>>67371864
beautiful nature and sami culture is interesting
>>67371879
didn't go to helsinki so i wouldn't know
i went to lapland
>>67371865
visiting the sister who moved over there for some reason
only went once and would never go back desu
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>People adding home nations like Wales and Scotland to make their lists seem less shit

howling
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i am a bent nonce hahaha
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How do Belgians feel knowing their country was created for nothing but a field used for Europe to fight wars on?
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don't feel like replying to any post in this thread thus far
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>>67371928
did you get started on bu gyppos lad?
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>>67371835
forgot to add

Cyprus
Greece

but that's it not that impressive desu
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>People adding EU nations like Italy and Germany to make their lists seem less shit

howling
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>>67371929
i've been around all continents but not visited scotland 2bh

I mean what do you even do there
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don't really want this beer but i'm gonna have to drink it now it's open
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>>67371765
France
Several Greek islands (including Cyprus)
Spain
Barbados
Belgium
London
Tunisia
Jersey

Tunisia had the best hotel i've ever been to but worst everything else.
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>>67371884
Thing is, it seems like that's what it's going to develop into in this country. Minorities will only vote labour and it seems like the conservatives are going to be seen as a white working class party as well as for the rich.
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Been to all the home nations and the republic and the isle of man
need the channel islands
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>>67371859
Same desu.
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building a better mousetrap
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>>67371803
Aww, love you, poofta
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>>67371963
They may be low tier, but at least they're holiday sin a different country

Travelling to a different region of your country is not visiting a different country, maybe with the exception of Norn Ire
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>>67371946
better off than us though
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>Tonight, our moon will shine the biggest and brightest since 1948. We hope that you'll step outside, look up and enjoy the glow.

wow thanks zuckerberg
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>>67371832
Suck my engorged nigger cock pussy
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>britpoop
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>>67371906
fixed
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usually a grime boy but I can't deny a banger when I see it

enjoy the dancing too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s
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>>67371973

Ermm Cyprus is Turkish sweetie x
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>>67371724
Yes, hello?
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>>67371826
t. rasheed
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>>67372008
>nederpoep
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people are angry, but they can't explain why
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>How to see the biggest supermoon for 70 years

the answer?

look up in the sky
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want to go to one of those tween clubs to grab some fit birds
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pu

wonk
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>>67372010
>No rebuilt Hadrian's wall

Not really fixed eh?
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>>67371973
>Jersey
literally just britain
pack it in
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>>67372048
From me to you. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-eBBlBEzus
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>>67372006
>>67372049

cloudy
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>>67371765
France
Sweden
Belgium
Germany
Netherlands
St Lucia
Denmark
Italy
America
>>67372027
>>>/pol/
shoo
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fuck muslim terrorists
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want to go to one of those primary schools to grab some fit birds hahaha
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>>67371970
told you
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Business idea: Take lots of pictures and generally act suspicious outside the MI5 and MI6 offices until you get a visit from some sick cunt agents who batter me and force me to suck their willies.
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>>67372014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0S3knWIdrY

this is better tbqh
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>>67372007
Well I can't really refuse can I Mr. Bond heh heh *begins giving you the best suck of your life*
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unironically the worst threads on /int/
maybe the worst on the whole site
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>>67372014
feel disgusted that I like the same song as you
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Anyone else have a stack of books/magazines in the shitter?
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why has ever fucker been to barbados, mummy and daddy take you?
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think this is the best thing i have ever seen ever lads

https://streamable.com/d73y
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>>67371765
In order of how nice they were:
France, Japan, Canada, Iceland, Germany, Italy, Portugal, The Netherlands, The USA, Ireland, Belgium
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B U I L D
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>>67372114
God I'd love to be taken advantage of like that
Like a bunch of soldiers in a war who drag me around to gang bang me whenever they felt like
Oh my willy is getting stiff now haha
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yank is begging for attention again

shan't be giving him any
>>
lads, do I need to buy bigger condoms? the current ones are a pain and fit so tight my wily goes soft

my girth is 5.5 inches, so I don't know if that's wide or maybe I just need to get used tot hem
>>
>>67371826
>relies on financial services in the City and Isle of Dogs
>doesn't rely on the 5 million pakis and wogs making the rest of the city a shithole

Not that hard to understand really. Most people who work in the City don't even live in London
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>>67371661
t. burger
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>>67372131
FOY
>>
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the wall Tbh
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>>67372021
it is mad how much of a shithole the turkish cyprus was compared to the greek side
like im not saying greek cyprus was perfect but going from the developed parts of nicosia to the afghanistan side of nicosia is crazy
>>67372073
meh it has beaches and is an island
>>
>>67372152
howtofixbritain.jpg
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>>67372149
. .
\_/
>>
hi
>>
Weebshits must hang themselves, lads. I'm glad we don't have them itt
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>>67372083
my gf has friends there
>>
>tfw ran out of weed and now smoking backy out of an apple bong

how runtish are you?
>>
howling at the idea of runts whose families were so poor they never went abroad for their hols
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>>67372149
this link? no no no, i will not be clicking it
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>>67372181
do not exclude slovenia
>>
>>67372214
That's very runty

Just turn yourself in for farming now
>>
>>67372149
stop spamming this, it's not even funny you fucking twat
>>
post rare volpes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW_8Ln0Nvmo
>>
>>67372228
give me 1 good reason
>>
lads are all those (county) post/echo, etc. newspapers ran by the same company?

they all have the exact same websites just with different colours
>>
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>>67372214
in you go
>>
>>67372214
runt anon who puts his fagends in a blender here

don't ever put yourself down lad
>>
>>67372234
not liking this "accusing people of posting things more than once and getting incredibly hostile for no reason" meme
>>
objectively the best kpop clash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02FEVhyp_Rg
>>
IM NOT A RUNT IM NOT A RUNT IM NOT A RUNT
>>
>>67372292
First stage of being a runt is denial m8
>>
>>67372214
i post in /brit/ hahaha
>>
kot is now meowing at the moon
>>
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pretty boring day of go fast lads
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>>67372319
Slap it
>>
>>67372175
>lower murder rate than Glasgow (https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/nov/30/new-york-crime-free-day-deadliest-cities-worldwide)

and yeees that's because most people who work in London aren't multi millionaires you stupid inbred faggot lmao
>>
>>67372255

yes
>>
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>>67372249
slovenia is cute

CUTE
>>
>>67372170
Probably yeah.
My willy's too long and the condom only goes about halfway down.
Also end up with a deep red indent on my willy where the condom ended.
>>
meow moew hahaha mooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
>>
>>67372344
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>67372355
pics of your willy please x
>>
>>67371424
where had they left them?
they just lying about or what
>>
business idea: write shitty self insert fantasy/scifi books and sell them on amazon kindle store
>>
>>67372347
doesn't matter
>>
>>67372181
>sweden
>france
>cuckland
>belgium
>fingolian land

No lad...
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really makes you think
>>
Is there anything more runtish than being in a family that didn't have the ambition, the drive, the enterprise to migrate to America?
>>
Wish daddy would stop hitting me
>>
What is Slovenia?
>>
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>>67372273
i dont even like tobacco
>>
>>67372402
wish I had a daddy to spank me
>>
trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear
>>
>>67372427
runt
>>
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>>67372368
Fuck off Bender. Only the GF gets to see
>>
>>67371765
Butlins
Centreparks
Haven
Lightwater Valley
Legoland
Flamingo Land
Pleasure Beach
Chessington World of Adventure
Thorpe Park
Alton Towers
Cleethorpes
>>
Trying to think of a good idea for a phone app that I can make millions with lads, got some good ones so far but I won't tell you what they are.
>>
>>67372430
cuck
>>
>>67372344
>and yeees that's because most people who work in London aren't multi millionaires you stupid inbred faggot lmao

what does this mean pajeet? maybe if you weren't the offspring of your father marrying his first cousin you'd be somewhat literate lmao
>>
>>67372451
I am your GF though x
>>
>>67372398
>systematically obliterate the eu, china, russia and the saudis

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>
*turns into a dog*

woof woof
>>
>>67372448
im broke and just need to smoke

how much are pills on the deepwebs
>>
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Received a tidy bonus at my new banking position, lads.

Expecting another come Hanukkah time.
>>
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>>67372286
shan't be clicking on this
>>
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>>67372428
Daddy is about to spank the shit out of your economy
>>
>>67372181
excellent wall, lad
>>
>>67372513
you're going to need to step up this gimmick if you want a strong showing at the end of year gimmick awards

fortunately for you the tim gimmick is dead in the water
>>
poo hahaha
>>
>>67372545
>>
>>67372530
we're all going to take turns with you lot desu
>>
>>67372454
actually amused me
>>
>>67372454
cracking post
>>
>>67372014
removing you from the grime posters Skype group for this
>>
>>67372534
>accepting the gimmick awards

fuck off establishrorke
>>
>>67371835
>>67371959
also forgot shagaluf
>>
hmm
>>
>>67372484
Inbred nonce "most people who work in london don't even live in london ecksdee"
Guy who's superior to you "that's because most people who work in london can't afford to live there"
>>
Imagine a strong alliance between the US, UK, and Russia

We'd be unstoppable
>>
hmmm
>>
imagine a strong alliance between every country in the world

then we could fuck having borders and shit
>>
i am an inbred nonce hahaha
>>
Imagine a strong alliance between European countries

We'd be pretty good
>>
he is
>>
learning this
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR2TqWDqO_w
>>
Imagine being stuck living in Britain knowing America exists
>>
we only deal with bangers
>>
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Took the normies a while to find ar Brendan
>>
I clean my ears twice a day and they're still always gunked up
>>
>>67372676
Till Germany goes and fucks it up
>>
>>67372648
>>67372676
Shit options 2bh boys

Sort your life out
>>
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the borders
>>
imagine having a strong alliance between butlins and haven

then we could show those centreparks tossers
>>
>>67372676
we've gotta pick 2bh

>germany
money
>america
guns
>>
>>67372682
this actually sounds really cool
>>
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imagine a strong alliance between my willy and your bum
that'd feel pretty good
>>
>>67372700
>white nationalism
good meme
>>
>>67372713
Good post
>>
>>67372750
for the horde
>>
>>67372745
the american house is an hour drive away from a city

the british one is in the city
>>
>>67372745
>buying a home
runt aspirations
>>
imagine a strong alliance between me and a normal life

just imagine

haha
>>
>>67372713
Why did they spell it 'center' parks?
>>
>>67372745
loling at your shitty little island
>>
feeling 'eeky
>>
>>67372787
this, living in a caravan is the master race
>>
>>67372806
dont do that
>>
>>67372782
>the american house is an hour drive away from a city
This is an extreme exaggeration.

More like $230,000 and 20 minutes away from the city.
>>
>>67372782
>an hour drive away from the city
dramatically exaggerated, could be 10 minutes outside the city
>>
>>67372802
*looks this up*
*its true*

fucking yanks
>>
americans spend 2.5% of their lives commuting to work
>>
>>67372819
don't tell me what to do
>>
>>67372864
no
>>
>>67372782
>the american house is an hour drive from any niggers
>the british house is RIGHT BY a council estate and next door to a pack of somalis

not sure you're making the best case for Britain here
>>
>>67372864
delete this image mate
>>
>no borders

a jewish wet dream
>>
Britain is depressing. Why else does everyone just drink all day
>>
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having some clean water
>>
>>67372918
delete this one too please
>>
>>67372806
Enjoy, I love you.x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MNvjrScyo
>>
new
>>67372939
>>67372939
>>67372939
>>
Can't decide which National Anthem I'd prefer

Jerusalem or I Vow To Thee
>>
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appropriating american frog images
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i was thinking for a bit

what if the UK became a pseudo-state like peurto rico

you'd get all the benefits of being a US state but wouldn't have to formally associate yourselves with us
>>
>>67372819
'hat t' 'ck 'id 'u 'st f'king 'y 'ut 'e, 'u 'tle 'itch?
>>
>>67372946
neither of them are national anthems
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