ITT a norwegian will teach you mexicans how to make real tacos!

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First off you start with the basic taco kit

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>>67370615

This contains shells, a mild taco sauce and taco spice to put on the ground beef

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>>67370662

You can also buy additional hot taco sauce

Fuck im hungry

>>67370615
why is taco written in english and not Norwegian?

never had one before, but arent these, as well as burritos, just fajitas?

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First off. Fry the fucking beef. Remember. Only niggers use oil when coocking. Use butter.

>>67370806
Wait what the fuck?

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>>67370806

Fry that fucking shit

>>67370806
If you look at the picture upsidedown the pan looks inside out

>>67370765

Its how we write taco

>>67370780
No, fajitas are thin strips of meat. Tacos are little bits of food that you eat with bread. Burritos are a big tortilla full of stuff that you wrap up tight

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Then cut up some salad, onions and tomatoes. I also use cucumber

>>67370977

I wonder how long it takes for australians to load these pics..

>>67370947
>Burritos are a big tortilla full of stuff that you wrap up tight

thats what a fajita is

This is one of me most insulting threads I've seen in a while

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Then just dump that spice bag onto the ground beef and add some water

>>67371065
No no, fajita is strips of meats and like onions and shit cooked together and served with like rice and beans and typically tortillas. Most people probably eat it like a burrito but it's not the same deal

Mexican food is garbage nonetheless

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>>67370977
>Then cut up some salad, onions and tomatoes. I also use cucumber

TRIGGERED

>>67371110
you need to slap some oil on that shit mane

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>>67371110
Let that simmer for a while and look out the window and contemplate suicide for a few minutes

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Such a comfy thread

>>67371164
>Mexican food is garbage nonetheless
triggered

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Looks about done.. ut will take a few minutes for the shell to be done

I want to puke desu, please stop.
t. Californio

>>67371110
how much water? and what spices are they specifically

>>67371213
kek

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>>67371164
Stop ruining our food with this fucking autism amerishit

>>67370892
I thought it was lol

>>67371366
Shut your whore mouth, Doritos tacos are the best thing since sliced bread

>>67371366
The best Mexican styled food I've ever had. At least it had flavor beyond corn flour and beans

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Assemble all the shit and cover it in sour cream. Gonna eat now lads. Ill answer questions later

>>67371539
looks bretty gud
never had sour cream though, im sure mayo or some mustard would suffice

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>>67371478
>gringos in charge of having taste

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>>67371791
You have to go back!

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>>67371866
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/paul-ryan-trump-deportations-231291
We aren't going anywhere.

>>67370615
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>>67370720

And after you are done eating you are ready to go out for a party in Oslo city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7l4GGBhJI

>>67371356

About 2 deciliters of water. Dont know whats in the spice. Its just called "taco spice"

>>67372373
>deciliters

can someone translate into civilised speak

>>67372564
>civilised

That is the civilised form

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>>67372564

About this much

>>67372564
I got you.
It's .845 cups.

>>67372373
>Dont know whats in the spice. Its just called "taco spice"

Just by the smell you should be able to identify one of the spices easily.

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>>67370563
ITT a norwegian will teach you mexicans how to make taco bell*!

There, fixd for you sempai.

Also r8 mine, I prefer flour tortillas over those folded tostadas aka shells.

>>67372914
cant even see the fillings.. OPs looks better, but i do prefer those wraps though

reminds me of that old thread where that guy boiled a burger and every american itt lost their shit

>>67373225
Do you see any Mexican lossing his shit?

>>67373274
no because you're all busy at the steel mills

>>67372914
Norwegians, more mexican than mexicans kek

>>67373274

No but ive seen a few loose their heads..

mexicunts and chicanolards on suicide watch

based OP

>>67372773

Im pretty certain it contains cumin

Cultural appropriation desu

10/10 would assemble some pollo con mole with.

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>>67370615
>flour tortilla
STEP 1 AND YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP

>>67370563
You wasted all that time to cook that taco-bell garbage.

>>67376693

It was pretty tasty though.

>>67370615
>taco kit

no! wrong!

>>67377125

Shut up. You cant make taco for shit!

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>>67371213
Looking at this photo actually makes me want to kill myself more than having been born in Colombia or just being stuck here.

Really depressing

>>67380546

Its not that bad i mean..its only dark for a few months at a time.

>>67372914
>tfw not even mexicans can make a proper taco

Thanx america for runing tacos. Fuck this shit we need that wall asap

>>67372914
>Flour tortillas
>Lettuce, tomato and cucumber
Fucking faggot, you Don't even know how to make tacos

>>67383349
>what are tacos dorados
Fucking provinciano piece of shit i hope a donkey rapes your mouth

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>>67371539
DELETE THIS SHIT

Is it true that mexicans don't eat chimichangas?

I literally made this yesterday for me and my wife's son while my wife was out clubbing.

>>67370563
In next thread: a norwegian will teach you mexicans how to make real pasta bolognese!

>boil pasta
>fry minced meat
>add ketchup
>dinner is served

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DELET THIS! DELETTTTTTTT!

YOU FUCKING SNOW NIGGER!

I'LL KILL YOU!

I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY YOU SNAKE!

>>67370615
>>67370662
>Karbonadedeig
literally already failing at making a taco

>>67370563
For added Mexican authenticity you should add some diced avocados and cubes of traditional Mexican Feta cheese
I highly recommend it

>>67383552
kek, could bait be more transparent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

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>>67371110
OMFG YOU DUMB IDIOT YOU LEFT IT MINCED!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH WOOOOW
>Norway
>Good at cooking
weeeeeeeeeew lad

>>67383752
>Implying soft goat cheese isn't traditional here

>>67370563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gEhw6GTaKu

>>67383780
I lowkey slap this when I'm playing fifa

>>67383752
You might as well make real tacos then.

>>67383842
you have to go back

>>67383870
literally impossible bruh

>>67383780
Fuck, that's the town I was born in
DELETE

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>>67371539
Damn, and people wonder why are we so violent and kill people
>>67372914
specially you fucking faggot

>>67383866
yeah, but I think it tastes better without the rice

>>67370615
>Taco kit

Is that an actual thing in Norway?

>>67384010
yah but it clearly didnt help this norwegian

>>67372914
>Kill yourself nigger

>>67383774
what?

>>67384010
They're authentic Mexican taco kits, just like the Mayans used to make them.

>>67384049
I don't like that guy's tacos but let's not get carried away here, flour tortillas are traditional in the north and as Mexican as maize.

>>67384010

Of course. We have several.

>>67384129
he didnt use actual beef, he used a cheap "morning sausage" type.

>>67384129
sounds like you nortenos are too influenced by americans. Now you deliberately eat taco bell styled mexican food.

absolutely disgusting

>>67384187
well look at the big fucking norwayexpert

karbonadedeig is made of beef, and it's actually more expensive than regular minced beef

it's a pleb decision though, this guy tries to save money by getting the cheapest taco kit on the market but buys one of the more expensive minced meat packages

>>67383534
But we do?

>>67384366
Folkets is pretty much First Price with a different name.

>>67384366

I just buy the first price brand because i think their taco shells are better

>>67384366
>norwayexpert
I'm a beef expert actually.
>karbonadedeig is made of beef, and it's actually more expensive than regular minced beef
Where? In all the shops I go to it's always cheaper. ALWAYS.
>this guy tries to save money by getting the cheapest taco kit on the market but buys one of the more expensive minced meat packages
He even left it minced!!! You aren't suppose to cook it as is. You must knead the meat for a better texture, it also cooks a lot better

>>67384413
yeah but if I was budgetminded I'd have gotten pork or chicken meat

i am greek

>>67375971
this
so damn disappointed

>>67384480

I prefer it minced tbqh

>>67384590
even though it burns easier? no thanks. I really want tacos now though.

Meat is meat. And when it's drenched in taco spice it just tastes taco spice. It's not a big deal what you choose.

>>67384550
give me something in japanese and I will vocaroo it.

>>67384756
>Meat is meat.
>It's not a big deal what you choose.
you're going to trigger me.

If it fits in a tortilla, then it's a taco.

>>67372914
That's sick

>Norwegian telling me how to do my food
Kill yourself

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>>67370720

Fucking First Price? Even for a Norwegian, you are a filthy food pleb.

>>67370563
You lost me at "Shell"

>>67385400
>he fell for the brand-meme
good goy

This is a great thread, desu.

>>67385400
>not just looking for the hottest salsa you can buy

>>67386027

Consistency is important. Old El Paso is nice and smooth, but not too runny.

>>67386160
does it make your eyes tear and nose runny? If not I'll have to keep buying the mediocre stuff I already do. I like salsa spicy

>>67386215

Add bird's eye chili, and you're good to go.

>>67372373
I know it contains cumin at least.
t. Swede

>>67386772
i guess you dont eat tacos in poland either

>>67383693
everyone, feel free to ask me anything about spagetti bollugonese

show your tacos mate

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>>67371597
Maybe, just maybe, this is some kind of taste autism.

>>67371597

No, pretty sure those things do not work as sour cream replacements. Might as well replace it with whipped cream instead.

Just let this thread die already

Next do French cuisine OP.

this is just as bad as that anon who boiled his hamburger

>>67389100
Nice dubs

HOW DID YOU DISCOVER THEIR SECRETS

MEXICO IS RUINED NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67389223
Hahahahah holy shit. i remember that thread. I forgot about that, a good way to trigger you

Where's the finished product OP? And why didn't you use santa maria, don't be a cheapass.

wtf my culture is dead now

rip me never forget

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>>67389702
>mexican
>culture

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>>67370563

Nice thread, OP.

grumpy bumpy xD

>eat a burrito
>shit blood
nice cuisine mehico

>>67392736

Thank you. Next time im going to make fajitas with salmon

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>>67370563
Now I know how the British felt being raped by these people.

>>67372914
Como la chingas, vato. En serio.

>>67371539
>no ketchup
u fucked up wey

>>67370563
Hilo de calidad

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Nice (You)

>>67396978
What did he mean by this?

>>67370720
W-what is the taco saus?

>>67385400
No, seriously what the fuck is IN a taco salsa?

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>>67370615

>needing a kit to make tacos

What in the sam hill, bobby?

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>>67371915

>11am
>Paul Ryan

kek

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/trump-deport-million-immigrants-161113202224929.html

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This thread hurts.

>>67395405

You just have a shit digestive system.

disgusting
why dont you have any taste

>>67370563
Why we dont have taco kits in Spain? Fuck the world the only good thing our colony did and we can't enjoy it everyday.

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did people really not know "taco friday" was an extremely popular thing with Norwegian young people

i mean sure it's not authentic al pastor but hey if they like it then good for them

>>67392186
CHAIRO

>>67371164
Dumbass fajita is the fucking piece of bread(shell). Burrito looks like a Dürum Kebab and Taco is the shiet you eat in Taco bell with half moon shape.

>>67372340
At 10 a.m? You'll dance all alone mate.

>>67398745
is this bait

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>>67398778
>ayayayayayayayayyayaayayayayyaayayayayayayayayayayayyayayyaay

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>>67398810

Japs watching this thread

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Norwegian cultural imperialism
Taco is a norwegian dish, those mexicans can't do it for shit, it's like how Americans made pizza a lot better than the Italians

>>67399761

Our pasta is better than italian pasta tbqh famalamily

>>67399761
no...

>>67401920
we mexico now jose

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guys please, let's not lose our heads over this
[spoiler] I have conflicting feelings about this thread [/spoiler]

>>67371539
You have sand nigger hands

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Oh look! Some leftovers from yesterday when i made this thread.. ill just add some water and warm it up again..

>>67402254
Mm-mm

>>67402254
mad man!

>>67370563
Fredagstaco posting er den beste form for drittposting fåvæ, selv om det ikke er fredag.