/brit/

>de gay

Business idea: form a /brit/ vigilante group and fight the chinese debt collectors

that show was absolute shit

It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore any importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted like my knackers into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

6th for racism = prejudice + power

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hmm

>>67369708
if anyone wants to help they're more than welcome

one of my phone numbers is 07582402563

>>67369736
I claim the brunette in the nude colour lingerie

>>67369716
me on the right

putting an end to the frenchmans shit

I see right through him

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>>67369724
you fucking what lad

>>67369736
the one on the right's footprint has more impact

>>67369736
>tfw i do computer science but i'm not very good at it but am still in 3rd year somehow and on a 2:1

i've probably sniffed more lines off my laptop than lines of code i've written on it

>>67369736
Why does this sort of thing bother you lot so much? 99% of people in Britain could not give less of a shit about this kind of non-sense

suffering terribly from loneliness, anxiety, depression and alcoholism

>>67369678
>people who leave thier windows open were asking for it!

you are a sick fuck, gtfo you victim blaming fuck. wow, I'm literally stunned that even on 4chan of all places someone acts like this.

>>67369736
i love how the fitter they are the less clothes they wear.
kek.

>>67369736
jesus christ britain

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claudia cardinale and marcelo mastroianni sub-edition

>>67369736
what the fuck is this tripe

>>67369773
pathetic loser

>>67369773
lmao

>Patrician Tier
Bernard's Watch (original version)
Wizadora

>Pleb Tier
Fun House
Zzzap!

>>67369736

that's one strong chair

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>>67369770
Spoken like a true britfa.g(got)s

>>67369773
absolute sad act

pull yourself together, depression and anxiety are not real things you spineless melt

>>67369785
Fewer clothes.

>>67369788
She is better than Audrey and all the other famous women like her. Nobody is better looking than Claudia. Just don't look up recent pictures.

tempted to go get a tescos meal deal 2bh
they are tasty ngl

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when the whole squad on fleek

>>67369786
that's a yank thing mate

>>67369822
>depression and anxiety are not real things

umm no sweetie xoxo

*crashes plane into general; killing everyone*

>>67369839
runt life

>>67369736
Girl on the right is using a normal size laptop but it looks tiny.

>>67369841
me in the middle

>>67369844
umm yes mate

they are literally just temporary states of mind

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remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish rubbish

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lasagne for tea

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>>67369843
no

it can't be true

>>67369839
naked smoothies are the fucking best.

>>67369831
idk I think Anouk Aimée, Anna Karina and the women Ingmar Bergman used for his films are better
but she's still up there

>>67369841
Me bottom left

>>67369736
I'm not even sure you can classify the behemoth on the right a women anymore, her endocrine system is probably closer to an African bull elephant than a human.

>>67369886
yeah all that women in tech coding bootcamp shite is done by yanks

>>67369736
>Co-founder of Skillcrush. Tech lady who loves comedy, feminism, and comedic feminists.

https://twitter.com/addabjork?lang=en

Anyone else think she'd be an absolute riot?

>>67369871
Don't be absurd.

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>>67369822

>just act happy bro

>>67369841
only recognise 4

>>67369887
how much fibre do they contain

going to do a big sloppy shit

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want to visit some random yank city and post photos to /brit/ while im there

>>67369887
nonce

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Rate my BMI

watched all 3 of the matrix this weekend

what a shit series of films

honestly

>>67369907

I get it

>>67369875
still real though idiot

hiding in the loo waiting for this bent runt to take a shite

>>67369935
always wanted to go to japan for two weeks to post on /brit/ from my hotel room, maybe buy a hug while im there

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>>67369939
>5' 10"

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Average American City

have a few pot cookies for tonight, lads

>>67369841
reckon sartre and de beauvoir were quite the couple
2 complete idiots, utter imbeciles even

The other day some chavs on the bus were abusing a (quite cute) girl who was sat near to me reading a book minding her own business, telling her to finger her fanny and other such vulgarities

I didn't do anything but all week I've been fantasising about standing up to them and making her my gf

>>67369967
umm that's christchurch in new zealand sweetie xx

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>>67369939

twink

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>he's 5'10

>>67369905
being so fat you can't even wipe your own ass is NOT attractive

stop this madness

recommend some nice british food
no meme.

>>67369940
was thinking of rewatching them desu

>>67369939
>66kg

christ lad one of my farts could blow you over

>>67369736
Aren't a load of the founders of computer science women? I think one even created the very first code compiler.

Obviously that isn't a progressive enough message though.

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my gf where she belongs (she's muslim)

>>67369890
Anouk is too stern for me, and Anna Karina was great.

Bergman's selection was on point too. One of my favourite shots of all time.

https://youtu.be/rSzgISEhdXo?t=40s

>>67369995
Beans and toast

>>67369939
This is the type of person who is 6"2 online

>>67370007
what a slut

>>67369939
hot

>>67369997
they seemed pretty cool when I was younger but now they are complete tripe and almost like some ironic comedy with a nonsensical plot line not because its hard to follow but because it literally doesn't make sense

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You will never be happy. You will always be alone.

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>>67369995

>>67369951
no they aren't

they exist as words and nothing more

>>67370048
that meat is raw mate

BuzzFeed
19 hrs ·

“I am sorry, but if you are a white man, you don’t get to define what racism is.” // Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

your entire existence is a temporary state of mind

>>67370012
that girl Kalatozov used in letter never sent and cranes are flying is very cute too
also let's not forget about Anne Wiazemsky and Silvana Morgano (the true GOAT right here)

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>eat shit and die

>>67370028
it makes perfect sense desu

wake up neo

>>67370066
nonce

>>67370028
It does make sense though, in fact not only is the first probably the best sci-fi film of the last 30 years but 2 and 3 are both extremely underrated

>>67370007
in the oven?

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opinions, lads?

>>67370084
>>67370098
it made sense until he got his magical powers in the real world

I can believe the agent smith entering the real world, but not that

always forget new zealand exists desu

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>your entire existence is a temporary state of mind

>>67370107
looks damp and cheap

>>67370107
Essex

>>67370107
powder looks a bit grey

>>67370107
the constabulary has been notified

>>67370107
>macbook

kys

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>>67370107

>>67370107
oh wait now i remember my windows dream UI was actually just osx

hmm oh well

>>67370098
also the acting in some areas is absolutely fucking awful

and the love sequence feels completely forced

>>67370107
just hide your dock if you're going to make it that fucking minuscule you absolute rodent

boxers and socks are a fiver

kinda jealous he has a line

just found an imageboard where some threads are from 2004

can't tell if the yank date format is fucked up or its from 2004

>>67370130
don't do drugs anymore :x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

might become a rent boy

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>i am sure that my being is significantly more important than you are, nincompoop

reckon you lot could learn a lot by reading some soren kierkegaard

>>67370028
Rewatch them about once a year and there is literally nothing wrong with them? The only gripe i had is they didn't take it down the matrix within a matrix route after the second film

>>67370112
It made perfect sense though, he was connected to the source like the machines were

>>67370158
>also the acting in some areas is absolutely fucking awful

Example?

>>67370082
Never seen those first two films, but I should.

Those other two are good, but haven't watched anything with them in for years.

I was surprised by Juliet Berto in Out 1, because she normally looks a bit plain, but she looked good in that.

>>67370213
read it all, didn't learn anything 2bh

>>67370201
pansy

>>67369995
cottage pie/shepherds pie
steak pie
steak and kidney pie
meat and potato pie
game pie
fish pie
chicken and mushroom pie

pies

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>kierkegaard

>>67370222
good post

>>67370107
alri selly oak/Madrid

>>67370233
something like that

I only wear the poppy for the people that fought in WW1 and 2.

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>reckon you lot could learn a lot by reading some soren kierkegaard

>>67370222
hmm

>>67369995
toast sandwich

>>67370215
you need to take the red pill

*puts my toad in your hole*

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>>67370267

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>>67370260
manchester tarts Tbh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12juRt1_yo

big fan of this song 2bh

>zizek and stirner

ah yes, the intellectual foundations of teenage leftists sure is rich and enlightened

>>67370224
I like how Juliet Berto talks, her voice intonation and all. sounds really childish. She's very good in Céline et Julie vont en bateau. Didn't see out 1 yet because that shit is 12 hours long faM

>>67370277
bit gay

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>i wear the poppy of flanders

>>67370282
literally the bf's botty after i've given him a good seeing to

ah yes another utterly shit and wasted day

might just bin myself

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*chugs coffee*

>>67370190
Me on top

ahhh lads the fedora posters are onto me
help !!!

>>67370308
SHUT UP YOU CUNT

>choosing to be a virgin
bit gay

>>67370314
tad bent

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>overweight

hmmm I'm 6'5" and built like a brick shit house I don't think so m8

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>>67370296

gaping bumholes are a turnoff

>>67370350
wait until you see my gaping bumhole

>>67370350
i can gape mine on command

wish i had someone to plow me

>>67370372
pics

>>67370347
>le crazy autistic slovenian marxist man and le meme spooks haha man
ah yes, philosophers

>>67370190
Went to a NYE party last year.

Mostly my usual friends, but there was one girl there who was a mutual friend of another guest. Most of my friends are typical nerd types. Plain clothes, nothing remarkable. This girl seemed to gravitate towards me and she stood out because she was wearing a skirt and tights with leather boots. Long black hair too.

We spent most of the night talking and instead of staying at my friends I went back to hers. I had no idea what to expect being a virgin up to that point, but when I told her she thought it would be great and asked if she could do what she wanted.

I discovered that night I am well in to that sort of thing. Fucking hot, let me tell you. She was about 5' tall, and I'm 6'5" so I think she really got off on that. I picked her up and pinned her to the wall by her neck and kissed her for a bit. She was dripping like a fucked fridge.

Haven't been with a girl since. Barely even spoke to her. Oh well.

Sorry for blogging.

>>67370374
>plow
FUCK
OFF
YANK

FUCK OFF

>>67370372
I am waiting

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>Manchester tart is a traditional English baked tart consisting of a shortcrust pastry shell, spread with raspberry jam, covered with a custard filling and topped with flakes of coconut and a Maraschino cherry.

loved these things at school, though they were in a big square tray cut up into rectangles

>>67370384
DID SHE STEP ON YOUR BOLLOCKS MATE

>>67370298
Still not seen Celine et Julie. Shame it didn't come with the Arrow box set of Out 1. Out 1 is broken in to eight parts so it's more like a TV series, although I watched it in three sittings.

Satantango I watched in one though.

>>67370374
>plow

foy

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>I will end you. Trust me. I wield a power only the gods of Norse are familiar with

need my arse rimmed

>>67370384
not a single word

>>67370374
do you have trouble holding your poo in?

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>>67370384
What happened when you woke up?

>>67370410
she is a 6/10, Rorke

went into the apple store and was gonna open /brit/ on one of the macs and leave it open but I bottled it

>>67370406
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>67370415
She asked if she could but I didn't want her heel anywhere near them. It looked like a fucking dagger. She punched it and said "You're no fun".

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>>67370410
bit odd to like this frog

>>67370384
literally every word

>>67370447
mong

Thinking of starting a business, outsourcing all jobs and then reducing the tax burden on the company by exploiting legal loopholes.

What do you lads think?

>>67370438
no
such a closed-minded person you are

every time i mention putting things in my arse people think you're walking around with a giant, open arsehole permanently

>>67370447
Would have been funny desu

>>67370410
p cute tbf

>>67370438
I used to gape my arse back at uni just because I was bored and it was a good way of dealing with the stress.
never really had many problems and I haven't done it for years now and you wouldn't ever know that I've stuck so many objects up my arse

>>67370443
Mate, if I wanted "You's" I wouldn't have typed all that shit out.

Although when I woke up the next morning she cooked me bacon, but it was really chewy, so she fucked up a bit.

>>67370384
i did read all of this but how does it relate to the post you quoted? where is the bollock slapping?

>>67370350
Nah

>>67370383
"""""""philosophers"""""""

>>67370484
tad gay

>>67370484
laughed hard at this post haha

>>67370410
qt

>>67370462
>>67370445
rasheeds

>>67370506
I'm not even gay though
that's the funny part

I'd just buy butt plugs and dildos and stuff and have lots of fun

prostate orgasms are lovely too

my brother whispers to himself constantly, VERY annoying

i want a man not a boy

>>67370526
bit gay t.bh

>>67370420
yeah longest film I watched was tie xi qu by wang bing, 9 hours long but divided in 3 parts
also could count the human condition but not really as they are 3 different films
saw celine et julie at the cinema as it came out in a restored version recently (this summer around june-july I think). very very good film

>bela tarr
shan't. like Bartas a bit more

>>67370526

>i like doing gay things but im not gay

ok then battyman

>>67370509
poles are basically black people with white skin

>>67370537
feel like i do this without realising sometimes and then when i realise what i'm doing i do a think about how weird i probably look to other people

>>67370509
bit intimidated by this image

>>67370526
>I simulated having a cock up my arsehole for enjoyment
>It wasn't gay, honest!

hmmm

>>67370509
not sure why slav men look like cave trolls but slav women are top tier

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would you stick your knob in 'er?

>>67370509
>Poles think they're all hardmen
>Get killed by British CHILDREN

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/harlow-five-teens-arrested-after-polish-man-killed-in-hate-crime-face-no-further-action-a3363056.html

subhumans, not white, worse than pakis, etc

>>67370567
catch myself doing it at work sometimes and hope no one notices it smdh

my clothes smell of food and I don't like it

>>67370564
I'm fairly certain being gay means you like people of the same sex

I don't

I just like sticking massive objects up my arse to see how far they can go and also how far I can stretch my anus

ah yes, /brit/ peak hour when the thread looks like a counterstrike bot conversation

>>67370526
this
nothing gay about anal masturbation

getting fucked on the other hand, that is gay

>>67370575
No.

>>67370588
i always replay conversations that happened earlier in my head or under my breath to myself and try and think where they could have gone better

is it autism

>>67370597
wait, let me get this right...you're confessing to homosexuality?

theres literally nothing gay about liking feminine penises

>>67370582
>five teens
*sniffs*
fair battle

>>67369679
DEEEVIL FINGER

>>67370575
I have the same hairstyle as her

>>67370575
wouldn't stick my knob in a female unless she was a virgin

Just saw something gray slide/fall off my bed

There's literally nothing near or on my bed at all

Very spooky

>>67370575
Her eyeliner is quite wonky, her vadge is probably equally jank

chesters wanking off to all your bent posts

>>67370622
that sounds VERY autistic

>>67370575
cracking bone structure t bh

5'8 twink with a huge dick
need a lad to fuck me raw
any of you benders up for it?

>>67370599
>counterstrike bot conversation

then what's late night /brit/ then?

haunting some melts house atm lads

he's bricking it haha

haven't read a single post itt haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FSdlCvzJ4

This triggers the rorkes

>>67370678
attempted to read this post but i'm legally blind so it was quite difficult. enjoyed the challenge nonetheless

>>67370661
Mancunium?

still walking around brum city centre aimlessly
what should I do that's going to earn me a load of (You)s

>>67370622
I don't normally replay old conversations out loud desu
sounds very weird

you must look mental

invited the gf round to watch planet earth but she kept putting her hand on my inner thigh and kissing my cheek and neck while I was trying to watch it fs

in the closet right now watching this bender get haunted by a runt

>Do not find lads remotely attractive
>Attracted to the idea of sucking a dick to see what it's like

Conflicting feels lads. I could dig traps but lads with their dick outs just disgusts me.

wish my stepdad would stop hitting my mum and sister desu

good thread so far

>>67370666
still shite but not quite an endless stream like this

Anyway to incorporate a cape and making it look classy. What pairs well with a cape?

I was thinking
Black redwing boots, slim fit chinos in navy, wool cable knit sweater in grey, and a red flowing cape.

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posting a banter

>>67370712
yeah probably lol

i tend to only do it when i'm walking alone, just hope i don't do it whilst at my desk and not realise what i'm doing

>>67370719
it's a feminine penis
it's okay!

>>67370710
close

>>67370719
just suck your own one

>>67370719
This goes away once you have sex with girls often. You're just so sexually deprived that anything turns you on.

if you ever see a couple with a unreal hot girl and a disgustingly ugly male you just know they're polish

>>67370669
Christ, Mike Pence has such a weird face-shape

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>>67370669

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>>67370707
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36507138

the muzzies

On meds so I've started to had these weird, vivid dreams.

>>67370719
are you also not a transexual but wish you were born a girl?

business idea: make fashionable capes and sell them as the latest in-thing

>Bluray rip of Out 1: Noli me tangere is 159gb
ah yes, shall give up on rivette and keep on watching Rohmer then

would you call this "banter"?
Is there a British equivalent of this?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478830588895.webm

ah yes

eight years of leftists making jokes about trump just as they did with george w and every other republican president for the past 36 years

>>67370719
Sucking dick is incredible, the taste of it, the feel of it, the sensation of it throbbing and pulsing in your mouth, the guy moaning and stroking your hair, pulling on it when it feels too good, you feel all warm and gooey when you do it, and then the climax, rope after thick rope of cum down your throat and you swallow every last drop like a cum hungry slut because it's so delicious and you need it more than anything else.

>While not all Social Anxiety sufferers have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), it is a common co-morbid diagnosis. Typical OCD behaviours one might experience in relation to social anxiety include mental checking or retracing. In this mental ritual, the sufferer replays events and conversations multiple times in an attempt to gain certainty that they did not commit some sort of social error that they find unacceptable.

ah yes

theres literally nothing gay about liking feminine buttholes

showed the gf my playlist and she called me gay

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>w-white privilege doesn't exist

>>67370827
Greater London

>>67370799
it'd be great to be born a girl

you'd get to wear lots of cute clothes and you could put care and thought into your outfits and stuff

with mens clothing it's just boring "oh do I wear the black jeans, the dark blue jeans or the normal jeans" and you can't really deviate from that or else you look like a bender

>>67370824
does it hurt your feewings??? :(

>>67369736
one on the right is grim

>>67370821
no it's just rude

funny though because he doesn't give a shit

>>67370835
yes there unironically is

>>67370867
you'd have to fuck men though

that'd be pretty shit

>>67370864
don't get this gimmick

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She doesn't even know we exist

>>67370867
mate you want to suck a cock and be a woman

you could wear pink diamante jeans and you still wouldn't be any more bent than you already are

>>67370882
yeah but you'd be predisposed to liking men and wanting them to fuck you so it'd be fine

> Another area in which OCD and Social Anxiety often collide is when an individual with OCD has an obsessive fear of being misunderstood, or not understanding another person, in a conversation. This compulsive need-to-know makes it difficult to be “in the moment” with another person, and can cause extreme social discomfort. It is also common to find a lot of reassurance seeking behaviours in both disorders. For the individual with Social Anxiety, reassurance seeking often manifests as compulsive attempts to gain certainty that no embarrassing event took place or will take place.

http://ocdla.com/social-anxiety-phobia-alone-witnesses-2-1974

mostly me

>>67370843
It does. And that's a good thing.

unhappy at how yank humour is just saying nasty words

>>67370882
how do you know?

>>67370870
leftists are petulant little children

>>67370821
It's all in good fun.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2191730/Donald-Trumps-wishes-rival-Rosie-ODonnell-heart-attack.html

Trump actually doesn't hold grudges.

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>The Maestro says it's Mozart, but it sounds like bubblegum

>>67370885
Stop posting my gf

>>67370908
nah, women are objectively better to shag and having a willy is far better than a minge

trump understands banter because his mum's scottish

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>it's gay to have sex with twinks

>>67370929
your gf's on tinder? cuck.

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>leftists are petulant little children

>>67370924
link is a lot different to the article

Greater London just text rinse FM asking for a shoutout

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>>67370885
beth mentioned

>>67370824

>>67370843
Why are black people so disgusting to look at?

>>67370924
Him openly insulting her during the 2nd debate was pretty incredible 2bh

None of our politicans would ever dare

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Everyone beyond this wall is a faggot

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>>67370937
yes, but if I was a girl I would have a woman's brain rather than a man's brain, so I'd think completely differently and for all intents and purposes not be me as I am currently

this is why actual trannies are fuckwits who appropriate what they think women are and act like, they're very sexist

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>>67370966
woops lol

>>67370964
seriously stop posting my gf

>>67370964
Stop posting my gf

>>67370997
>no beth gf to sing me to sleep

>>67370964
>>67370885
Where is she based boys? I will endeavour to use my sleuth skills to hunt her down

NEW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>67370834
you don't have social anxiety though

you are as normie as they come

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>>67370989

rightists are statists

>>67370988
yeah, but you'd have a minge

a minge is way shittier than a knob

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>>67370945
aye

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>>67371002
>>67371009
:x

>>67371010
aware of these feelings

>>67371013
will not embolden these behaviours

anyone got the picture of the man with a red-head wife and 4 red-head daughters?

>>67371040
yeah but minges have gspots which are full of nerve endings and are simply designed for pleasure

could be pretty good

ey
its french lad
on NTS
shouts out new zealand mandem
*loud horns*
*play a dancehall trax*

>>67371030
fake it 'til you make it

i'm a very quiet person and known as a very quiet person

>>67371013
Norn I believe

>>67371087
ree font

>>67370997
nostrils too big

>>67371080
that's literally what a bellend is you bellend

>>67371099
:c

>>67371114
good for sniffing with

what's the craic francis

not so good yourself

would clatter this french runt with a bottle of olive oil given half a chance

>>67371132
>>67371132
>>67371132

>>67371087
wossat? speak up mate cant hear a word your--what? wha???? eh?????? are you saying somefing mate? oi!! oi!!!!! oi you!!!!! prick!!!!!!

>>67371085
frog
snails
lmao

>>67371080
not really

it literally isn't anything like a willy

willies NEED to be wanked

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President Donald Sebastian Trump.

honestly gonna drop a wardub for this frog cunt

already got a 64 bar full of greaze penned

making love to welsh divorced ladies

>>67370843
>Being white means you automatically get a job
>Being white means you automatically get a house
>Being white means you automatically get a wife and kids

Maybe everyone else should stop bitching and try a little harder

im cold

>>67371570
irish weather

>>67371013
she lives in lisburn northern ireland

can't remember the exact address but I've seen her house on streetview