/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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Mornin'

Last thread was deleted
Janny's getting mad over something

i love west virginia

What the fuck is Wong with Janny??

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>Wow senpai, you moderate that 4chan thing? You must make a lot of money!

i love wyoming

>>67370116
That's a nice shade of lipstick.

>>67369531
Mods don't like man boobs

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>>67370116
Why do you abuse your waifu?

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Just had an incredible wank

I've never seen someone be racist

so its not real

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FUCK /CUM/

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>>67370598
fuck you

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gf just sent me this

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Cum lol

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>>67370116
Seeing asian women bullied makes me sad
Why?! They're qt and pure

>>67370681
its because you are a beta

I have a boner when I wake up
Why is this?

>>67370706
Now we both know that ain't true

>>67370718
There are morning wood fairies who tease your dick right before you wake up

>>67370718
Morning wood. It's your body testing your dick, be happy it works.

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>>67370718
lewd dreams

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>>67370718
it's normal dummy
>>67370755
what hapepns if you don't have a morning wood?

>>67370779
Then you may have Erectile Dysfunction

>>67370679
Ebin

>>67370808
Erectile dysfunction just means that your wife is too old and ugly desu

>>67370640
T H I C C

>>67369570
>>67369658
You have a vulgar general name
deserved it 2bh

>>67369531
My thread got deleted. It was only up for a few seconds

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>>67370992
Next time use Anime, mods love anime

episodic anime idea: a guy has no social skills at all. So he is walking home depressed about that. Suddenly he is struck by a high intensity radiation from the Facebook satellite which malfunctioned. this gives him the superpower of social skills. In the beginning he can use it for only 3 hours per day

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>>67371015
this

>>67371015
FUCK ANIME AND FUCK MODS

>Mexican border wall could be partly fence

Dreams already crumbling.

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>>67371047

>>67371047
I'd watch it

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>>67371015
>>67371060
Japanese animation is truly one of a kind.

>>67371015
It had an anime girl in the picture

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>>67371083
Nigga wtf are you doing?1?!

>>67371105
>mexican border wall is built on mexicos southern border

dreams don't exist

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>Mexico border wall could be partly fence, President-elect Donald Trump tells US network CBS
Loving

Every

Laugh

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>>67371136
hungary knows!

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>>67371216
The world knows!

>>67371156
Soul Eater was actually somewhat okay but holy shit fuck that character and fuck that arc.

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>>67371156
i dont know

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>>67371255
the world god only knows

>>67371015
>>67371060
>>67371136
>>67371216
>>67371410
But I did use one

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>>67371514
guess it wasn't qt enough

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>>67371514
Then you must have used a shitty anime picture

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>>67371514
>>67371514
Which picture did you use?

This is very important.

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>>67371514
shitty anime pic

I want a gf

/cum/ is dead

>>67371623
Buy one

>>67371624
What is dead may never die

>>67371623
neet?

>>67371624
People would think that a 3 countries with 420~ million people together would produce a faster thread,especially after the elections.

Is /pol/ satire?

>>67371681
No
>>67371657
I wish

>>67371713
An 1/8th of our population was deported. Give us time.

>>67371751
Get fit, stop being a sperg it's not that hard

>>67371768
>implikálni
The population of the three nations would stay the same you american.(That was an insult to your intelligence btw)
The USA loses a few million,but Mexico gains what is lost for the US,

>>67371125
Thanks. Here's a billion dollar idea. Don't tell anyone.
Some scientists do a breakthrough and decode the language of newborn babies. As it turns out, the babies know the secret of life, universe, everything. They are the most intelligent beings in the weakest of bodies. They forget everything as they grow up. But after this is revealed, the governments around the world reform education and teach everyone wisdom of the babies. As the anime ends, we see everyone talking like babies " guaguaguagua" as they fly at superluminal speeds

>>67371811
>stop being a sperg it's not that hard
lie, not being autistic as fuck is hard.

>>67371818
Mexicans don't post as much here as they did two years ago.

>>67371713
North Americans don't care about other countries, therefore no reason to be on /int/

>>67371940
I wonder why...........

>>67371985
>tfw you will never see a North american anschluss in your lifetime

>>67372032
stop using german words you cuck

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>>67371550
>>67371556
>>67371575
>>67371586
This one

>>67372065
I can't, I speak English

>>67372065
Mann, shut up.

>>67372032
>North american anschluss
Zusammenschluss would be a better fitting word.

>>67372076
>firefox
well there's the problem

mexico has culture and america and canada doesn't

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Want a bird desu

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>>67372032
move to Alberta vote for Alberta Freedom Party. leave Canada, and the rest will come

>>67372237
Well with calexit gaining steam you might come to us

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>>67371841
beta

>>67372275
>gaining steam
>implying

>>67372280
I'd rather have no babies than failed those who grow up to be failed persons. Show me the white american only birthrates.

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>>67372325
i doesn't really even matter what you think you'll be dead in 20 years

>>67372322
It's happening mans. Reddit and Twitter told me so

>>67372432
Never said that it would matter, but as far as I know a reason for your birthrates being relatively high are negros.
Of course it will still be higher because of mormons and amish, but I'm not sure how big the difference would be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNgm7TgsgA

opinions?

>>67372595
Burr is a hack and a cuckservative

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>got drunk as fuck last night
>hide my keys so I wouldn't be tempted to go get some food
>wake up
>can't find them now

>>67372537
not Negros, Latinos

>>67372620
Check the fridge

>>67372619
i like his accent
he has an entertaining way of speaking

So many enjoyable movies are on right now /cum/.

>>67372654
Don't know if that is much better.
Anyways I'm not here to start pointless fights like earlier this day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpmpt4wYok

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Would you pet her pussy, /cum/?

>>67372790
the mental image of a fat indian sitting in his poorly constructed house with a dusty ceiling fan blowing wind on his clam sweaty neck while he's listening to this made me laugh
go back to shitting on the curb pajeet

>>67372820
What kinda cat is that? DESU, they're my favorite kind. They look like dryer lint with some topaz.

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Brehs

>>67372865
No idea, looks like a Russian blue cat

>>67372820
That's one chill pussy

>>67372904
DUDE

>>67372911
Google showed me the breeds Chartreux, and british short haired cat. They all rook da same

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>>67372982
Bruh

>>67373061
Holy Mother of God

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>>67373061

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this is how america will look in 3 years

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>>67373197

>>67373030
>>67372865
Here's the source for the picture
http://www.taker.im/review/13060-byustgalter-planj-dlya-glubokogo-dekolte
She's got an amazing body

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>>67373197
>that smirk

>>67373256
wtf I love Brazil now

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you guys better watch the FUCK out

>>67373199
neat

>>67373362
>China made products are better

lost

>>67373362
>GoT fan
>acting like some tough faggot

>Coworker had a baby
>Named the kid "Katie Sophia" because she couldn't decide on one name
Not a bad idea desu

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>>67373362
>China made products are better
>Just don't speak to me unless it's through my joy from your bloodshed

holy fuck this is gold

>>67373362
This guy got some serious issues

>>67372076
Umm you didn't get permission to use my picture

>>67373462
I have two names and two last names, get with the times, America!

>>67373462
this is what happens in mexico everyday

>>67373564
>>67373640
Well she is a CHI so I guess that would explain it

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>make fun of americans for sharting in mart
>i now have swamp ass
i-im sorry ameribros c-could you send me some gold bond ;_;

CHI

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>>67373564
I have four names, fight me

>>67373462
>a second name is something special

what

>>67373715
>>67373715
kys turkroach

>>67373676
How old is she?

Do you think she deserves to be breeding?

>>67373727
3 first names , fight me phaggot

>>67373715
have you ever eaten turkey?

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Why do Americans keep their Mountain Dew in the microwave?

>>67373727
Prove it

Awkward

>>67373807
are u a girl ?

>>67373715
You made your bed, now shart in it

>>67373462
Is she hot?

>>67374037
y

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HICKOK45 HERE AND TODAY WE GOT A LITTLE AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>67373548

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Bored like wood, buds.

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What's he thinking?

>>67374431
thicc

>>67373771
fuck you won, the others are my second names
>>67373812
fuck off I'll not say my name

>>67374431
my instincts are telling me not to eat this because it looks like a mushroom and it doesnt look like meat but i see humans eating it so maybe its good

>>67374419
gas the crabs, crustacean war now

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>>67374348
>2-Liters?

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>BUILD
>A
>fence

>>67374481
>fuck off I'll not say my name
That's because you are lying faggot

>>67374648
>backtracked on Obongocare
>backtracked on the wall
>backtracked on indicting Killary
trumplets got played so very hard

>>67374676
but it's true ;__;

>>67374706
Not even a WEEK after the election either. I'm expecting him to backtrack on the Muslim ban next week.

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How are you doing this sunday?!

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Reminder that Japan is still our enemy.

>>67374724
Prove it

Wonder if the pizza place is open

Daily reminder that this continent is a fucking shitty meme.

>>67374799
Could be better

>>67374893
This whole planet is a meme

>>67374893
it could be worse

I swear they put a gun on Trump's head during that Obama-Trump meeting and told him that if he cares one bit about the life of his family he better starts dancing to the Jew's tune.

>>67374799
>Icelander among us
waw

>>67374893
How so?

Why do weebs tend to be suicidal?

>>67375021
they can never truely be with their waifus

>>67375021
It's nature's way to cleanse off the nasty

>>67375021
autism/various mental disorders

>>67374799
very good, what about you Iceland?
>>67375021
we are not qt anime grills

>>67375021
i think its more the case that suicidal people become weebs instead of weebs becoming suicidal

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>>67375089
> Wanting to be female
Begone with you

>>67375094
wrong. anime causes depression and suicide

>>67375220
This anime should be made illegal.

>>67375220
That's only if you watch girly anime instead of manly anime

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>>67375153
qt trap boys*

>>67375021
Modern Japanese culture is some whacked-out turbo degeneracy, obviously autists with screws loose will be attracted to it.

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What anime is this?

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>>67375089
comfy and fine, thank you very much

wew
https://www.crowdpondent.com/2016/11/13/hacked-in-60-seconds/

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What does she means by this?

>>67376051
Means men are superior drivers.

Gonna call the pizza place and ask them if they are open

Wish me luck

>>67376281
make sure its pedosta pizza to get a free loli with your order

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>>67375220
Here have a DIO

Pizza place was indeed open and now I'll be waiting for 40 mins till they bring my food

Girl on the phone had a cute voice :3

>>67376604
Did she speak qt Spanish?

>>67376604
call again

>>67376742
Absolutely, my dude

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>>67376604
What kind of pizza did you order?

>cannot make post of anything without russian shitposters thinking is some sort of cryptic message

dat narcissism. shit not written here for your benefit

>>67376786
But I already placed my order?

Got to use the torches at work and work with a crane last week

was kinda cool

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>>67376793
So what kinda pizza did you order?

>>67376816
i LOVE you ukraine!

>>67376812
>>67376864
None of your business

>>67376936
>Pineapple Pizza

>>67371047
But can he poo in loo?

>tfw you will never be a teenage chicano tagger in the 90s
why even live bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJIYfAMgHw

this is the funniest shit i have seen in the past few days
that monkey drum shit in the back and her crotch tapping hand, literally LOLing as I type this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W31iZSg8Dec

>>67377016
i hate vandals

>>67377088
I'm sure she'll make a great mother someday

>>67377088
Those legs though

oi /ccum/

>>67376992
Literally nothing wrong with this

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>>67376892
ok

pls send love by way of money transfer to forces of Donetsk People's Republik

xaxa

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>>67377320
>pineapple pizza
>Literally nothing wrong with this

>>67377364
why putin hates us

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>>67376992
how about piNYApple pizza?

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>>67377320

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German basketball teams are 90% US niggers drafted from college teams

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>>67377448

Official rankings of non /cum/ countries that pollute our threads. From most terrible to least.


Germany
Chile/iceland
Luxembourg
Brits
Ukrainians

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>>67369531
Not being racist bit me in the ass again. I share a suite with a bunch of people and one of them is a black guy. Last week i had to leave college for a week because i had some business to attend to and as I have a bought out double room the black dude in my suite asked me to let him use it so he could have his friends sleep over while I'm away. I thought why not to myself and let him have my key. I had 7 chocolate bars in a box on my desk next to my desktop. When I came back today there were none, it was just the box. There was one wrapper in my trash. I swear to God if those chocolates were worth any more than $15 and I had any sort of evidence I would be involving the cops. Seriously what the fuck? I'm still thinking whether it's worth confronting him or whether I should just mention it next time he asks me to do him a favor. He sure isn't getting my room ever again (nobody is for that matter, I'm trying not to make it about race but it's hard when /pol/'s been spouting this shit forever). I fucking hate people seriously.

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>>67377683
switch brit and ukraine

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>dad is grilling fajitas
>mom comes back from the store with everything else we need
>forgets my guacamole de salsa

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>>67377683
thanks america

>>67377683
we are honorary /cum/ members so fuck off

I just remembered the feeling of having fun and now im upset because I will never have it again.

>>67377683
i dindu nuffin

>>67377686
It was entirely your fault

>>67377762
fuck you and your cuckamole
the avocado meme is killing mexican nature and people

>>67377733
Wife material
>>67377762
salsa de guacamole*

>>67377686
why would you do that?

>>67377856
I hate this stupid fucking gimmick of yours, and no bitch, I've been eating avocados since I was a baby in the 80's. This is a staple of my families diet.

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Lets say all outsider visitors to /cum/ are cute girls.
Who is best girl?

>>67377777

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ganamos

>that glorious bishop blockading his pawn on e5 and thus cucking his bishop
>that glorious queenside pawn chain cucking his knight
>that knight jumping all over the place and cucking his isolated pawns
feelsgoodman

>>67377883
>salsa de guacamole*

Whatever.

>>67377931
>baby in the 80s
>still lives with his parents

whew

>>67377856
Shush

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>>67377427
Putin hate ukraintsy? If believe such a thing, you have a brainwash.

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>>67377683
I'll take it.

>>67377998
I'm at their house watching football with them you dumbshit. This is American culture during football season. Stupid fucking kraut.

>>67377968
that was a bad move sempai

>>67377972
Just trying to help

>>67378058
>watching commercials is american culture

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>>67377832
I know. I shouldn't trust people.

>>67377897
Because he's a nice guy (or I thought so). I didn't think there'd be any harm in it, everything else is intact it's just my box of chocolates. And I'd understand them taking one or even two or more, BUT SEVEN FUCKING LARGE CHOCOLATE BARS. DUDE. IM BEYOND FUCKING FURIOUS NOW. I WISH I HAD SOME SORT OF PROOF

eating zesty cheese doritos as i type this

>>67378082
>diving, grabbing cocks, and hamming up injuries is yuropoor culture

Had a dream i was fucking a girl who had a boyfriend. Somehow I ended up fucking him to when he found us and started crying.

when we going to deport women and blacks and mexicans back to their own countries?

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>school

>>67378060
how do you figure?

I just checked with the computer after reading your post, and the computer confirms that it's the best move in the position.

>>67378137
>deporting women
Hold on faglord we all cant just rub dicks together and sing

>>67378083
idk man but if you're so angry over fucking chocolate bars chances are you're an autist
just confront him if you're so pissed, or are you afraid?

>h..hey I...there was...uh..did you..choc...I had chocolate bars and..uuh never mind man haha have a nice day

>>67378137
why countries? you could just put them on boats and tehy'll be on their way as quicker than you can say "job application form"

>>67378022
putin hates america

>>67378083
good no more chocolate for you fatty

>>67378137
(You)

>>67378217
we need to send them all to Islam with all the muslims and that jew country

>>67378215
Are you retarded? you don't eat other's people chocolate, it's sacred

>>67378217
Liberia

>>67378306
it's like 7$ who gives a shit

burritos are supposed to have beans right? i like the idea of burritos but i dont like beans

>>67378294
that would be a good idea for the blacks but not for women because mudslims are inevitably going to rape the women which will create more mudslims

>>67378409
I usually get my burritos without beans

>>67378344
We're talking about chocolate here

>>67378215
It's under $15 worth of chocolate, I don't want them to think I'm poor. Also I have no proof. What if all of them turn on me and say I'm lying? I should just be thankful that they didn't steal anything worth more than that and consider this my lesson for the future. Also it's not just about the chocolate, I share a suite with this guy and he seemed like a real bro, this is a giant breach of my trust. Chances are it is probably not even him but one of his friends. I don't wanna make the rest of this semester awkward. Either way it's not worth it.

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>dad got a twitter to keep up with the election
>started sending me trump memes
>literally sent me a pepe video
>called me a cuck
what the fuck is happening and how do I stop it

>>67378409
they typically have beans and rice, although there's really not much "supposed to" in americanized mexican food

children are the scourge of the earth.

We need to put them in line with hard labor and severe spankings.

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>>67378411
Can't we all just get along with each other instead?

>>67378409
>burritos are supposed to have beans right?
No, burrito is anything you wish to wrap with a tortilla

>>67378503
you have to kill him now.

*sucks your dick*

>>67378503
fuck Kennedy

>>67378503
>and how do I stop it
Stop being a cuck

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THEY TOOK MY CEREAL BOWLS

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>>67378542
for this one time yes

>>67378561
i see

>>67378629
>>67378542
Do we seriously have two posters from Luxembourg?

Oh my

>>67378626
Did they have the little straw built in?

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>mfw an american woman existed near me

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How true is this?

If it's true, I'll be happy. I hate Mexicans.

>>67378626
STOP BEING OVERLY NICE TO PEOPLE

>>67378700
Hyperbole in action. This is a good example of Poe's law.

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>>67378677
Apparently

>>67378700
HAHAHAHAHA

All bullshit

My classmates were and are still joking about building a wall

It's a big fucking joke to us, everything is

>Canadians think they're not getting a wall

>>67378167
Finally gonna start taking some courses related to my major next semester. If I can't hack it I'll go either History, Sociology or MIS

I need new bed pillows

how much should I spend on them?

>>67378842
>It's a big fucking joke to us, everything is

Such is life being Hispanic.

>>67378483
pussy white boy afraid of a black man

>>67378918
Buy the most expensive ones you can find

>>67378918
>how much should I spend on them?
As much as you need. Get a good pillow, trust me. It's better than waking up with a stiff neck and not well rested. Especially if you are a student.

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who should trumps cabinet be /cum/?

https://gop.com/survey/cabinet-survey/

>>67378700
>actively encourage all of your lowest and poorest scum to emigrate illegally to the USA to take advantage of their generosity and of the system
>commit insane amounts of crime in the USA
>create a fuckton of problems with drug trafficking across the border
>ghettoize, refuse to learn the language, and spend your time burning American flags and bitching about (((oppression)))
>be surprised that people want you out

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>>67378861
walls only work if the enemy isn't already inside

>>67378344
dumb retard

>>67378918
try a mediflow water pillow, they're seriously comfy

eating peanut butter crackers

>>67378829
Kind of a boring question, but what's the time over there?

Here it's almost 1pm

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>I eat anything made with non crunchy PB

>>67379037
20:49

>>67379037
Almost 9pm

>>67378991
>>actively encourage all of your lowest and poorest scum to emigrate illegally to the USA
We are not

>>67379073
dude youre ripped

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>tfw no up north estate to vacation at during the summer months

>>67379073

that crosses out just about every peanut butter candy, doofus

>>67379088
Your government printed booklets on how to safely and easily cross the American border without documents. Mexicans politicians and elites bragged for years about the types of lowly people they we were receiving.

You may have not been paying attention to this, but we were. We will always remember.

>>67379084
>>67379085
Two replies from a tiny ass country

Oh my

I don't deserve this

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>>67379208

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me and the gf

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Good morning /cum/

>tfw no gf to run around on my dick like its a pool deck and then ill yell at her to slow down becuase you cant run near the pool

i strictly consume smooth peanut butter

>>67379260
Holland

>>67379123
If there's chocolate then it's okay

>>67379332
What's that

>>67379164
>Your government printed booklets on how to safely and easily cross the American border
They did this not to encourage people to cross the border, but to prevent unnecessary deaths
People have their own free will and ''my government'' acknowledges that

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>got a 98 on my psych paper
>presentation has been moved to next week
>vending machine gave me two packs of twizzlers

How's the start of your week been, /cum/?

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>>67378829
we have 2 countries that the average person doesn't know, should we be happy?


also what is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94

>>67379407

>start of your week

its sunday

>>67379298
Almost 1pm my man, what are you doing

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>>67379332

>>67379407
i tried twizzlers once and they were absolute garbage.
was expecting something different.

reese's peanut butter cups are GOAT tho but too expensive in germany (almost 5€ for 4 little cups)

>>67379385
>be mexico
>print information on how to illegally immigrate
>i-its just to stop unnecessary death!
>Mexico
>preventing
>death
HUH?

>>67379407
>>presentation has been moved to next week
I don't like it when this happens, I like doing my presentations as soon as possible

>>67379531
>>67379531
>>67379531

>>67379510
Yes

I'm going to stop this conversation btw