Ass Cleaning

>>67368790
Wipe until bleeding
Thorough clean when you shower

>>67368850
This
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>>67368790
> Wipe until paper is clean
> Water+detergent
> Regular daily showers
Out butts are cleaner than our hands.

>>67369140
>> Wipe until paper is clean

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>tfw to intelligent too shit

>>67369199
> Wipe until paper stops getting shit on
k?

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>>67369311
>shit makes paper clean

>>67368790
I purchased one of those bum gun bidets. It has changed my life. I now only shit in my apartment because that is the only was i can feel clean after taking a shit.

Bidets are only $30 online and really easy to hook up. I don't know why so few people use them.

>>67369387
if youre wiping and the paper comes up clean, it means theres no more shit to wipe, so youve succeeded. understand?

i know most of your shit ends up in your pants, or comes out of your mouth

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>>67369458
>wiping with paper

>>67369458
holy fucking kek!

>>67369419
How to get Italians a boner.

>>67369495
Strayans don't use toilet paper. They use emus.

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>>67368790

>>67368790
Bum gun is best imho

>>67369697
no, emus use them

>>67369419
HOLY SHIT BASED BURGER, YOU'RE A HONORARY ITALIAN

>Wipe with paper until there's no more shit to wipe
>Wipe with wet paper to get the last shit away
>Take daily showers

There.

>>67369767
do you have them on the streets?
:^)

>>67369893
>Wipe with wet paper
This way, don't pieces of paper get stick?

>>67369968
Only if you swipe. But if you dab it on your anus then it won't get stuck.

Also it helps if you get 3-4 pieces of paper and fold them to make it thicker.

I used toilet paper only until I moved to SEA and discovered OP's pic.
Took me one year thinking it would be weird and gay to give it a try but todayn I cannot take a shit without it. Hygiene, ho!

>>67370102
TIL how to get rid of those motherfuckers when abroad.
Thank you, Swedie!

>>67368790
Anyone who doesn't use a bidet or otherwise cleans their ass with water is a subhuman. I cannot fathom how people can comfortably walk around knowing their asses are coated with un-wiped shit crumbs and streaks.

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>shit in toilet in bathroom
>out of toilet paper
>SHEEEEIIITT
>Desperately make the most out of the cardboard roll by taking it apart into the 2 little rhombic pieces of cardboard
>not enough...
>get in the shower
>make myself a ghetto bidetto
>feces is currency

>>67368790
bidet
>>67370944
you need more than just dry paper you filthy swamp savage

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>>67368790
This.
>>67368850
>>67368924
You are disgusting.

You know, with all the shitskins in this country you'd think bidets would catch on.

Make sure to finger your anal to check if you've pooped properly

>>67368790
My bf does that for me

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>>67369754
This with picture related

>>67371036
i wonder how the hell could you do it like this. doesnt it splash water with shit around?

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water purest matter

>>67368790
I'll use this one along with berry scented baby shampoo to rinse. Sometimes the toilet with bidet type.
>the feel of water spray licking your butt
If there's no toilet around (long journey in the country side), a small scoop to dig hole and several bottled water to clean my arse with.

enema

>>67368790

Exactly the image you posted, OP.