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no fucking yank twats allowed
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cara
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if you read this post just know you're a mong
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hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOISZPD0do
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what's going on big guy?
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ASMR darling has the most symmetrical face ever.
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cant say ive enjoyed any of the posts so far
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>>67367539
its just because blue eyes are more attractive lad
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>>67367558
karen
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>ywn go to Venice and Japan with AJ Tracey & Dave
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in brum lads
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have no intention of going to the observation deck in the shard
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>>67367576
>mong
Jackeen
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yanks in please
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>>67367588
is that nic cage?
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>>67367627
it really is an abomination
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good thread
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>>67367627
Just in time for afternoon prayers lad
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>>67367588
CHELSEA, CHELSEA. I'm here to see CHELSEA
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>>67367627
>£530m
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ngl not particularly attracted to asian girls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooBmaKSWGuo
the second bloke in this is my height but 10lb lighter and looks way more jacked
what the fuck yank bullshit magic is this
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https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-nigel-farage-photo-trump-tower-7414581

had the neurons fire off at 1 billion a second
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>>67367679
muscles injected with high fructose corn syrup
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>>67367673
yellow fever is literally an illness so that's good
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>>67367685
pot kettle black
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/08/10/bernie-sanders-buys-a-half-million-dollar-vacation-home-and-the-internet-cries-hypocrisy/
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>>67367700
delete this one mate
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>>67367685
really makes me happy seeing how much these two get on
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Girl I like doesn't have any social media profiles. What the hell do I do now?
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>Ywn get onto the diplomatic stream in the civil service and live in London before being posted abroad
>Ywn be in the foreign office responding to routine media enquiries whilst waiting two months before you get flown out to an obscure country to work on the UK's mission there
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how much do parents need to hate their children to use one of these? makes me sad just thinking of putting a baby in there. genuinely looks like the detachment would cause learning difficulties or autism
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really makes one ponder
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>>67367720
surprise cumshot
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>>67367575
stellar post
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>>67367627
grim
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>>67367627
lol
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>>67367703
>I advocate a fairer and more equal society
>WAHHH YOU HAVE TO BE A LITERAL COMMUNIST THEN AND NEVER BUY ANYTHING EXPENSIVE OR ENJOY THE MONEY YOU'VE EARNED

God I hate the disconnect.
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>>67367739
why is working out tourist passport concerns so much of a big deal for you?

I don't get it.
is this your dream job Lol
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https://www.indy100.com/article/us-election-donald-trump-2016-nostradamus-7413801

neurons exploded
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>>67367627
>going into the city centre
>ever
lmao
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lads
Rate my American accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uyDl5rngFH
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can someone please explain the song "she wants a man from brum"? what is so special about brum
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>>67367755
i'm the same guy who was talking to you about dub techno a few weeks ago and memphis yesterday

southern hip hop really is the pinnacle of all hip hop
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>>67367750
>Green party
>Sex
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>the two discussed "freedom and winning"
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Haven't spoken to a girl in a situation where she wasn't forced to speak to me for like 5 years
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>>67367772
that argument can be used for trump then
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>>67367703
>575,000
ah yes truly a billionaire
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>>67367739
every day you autistic little rat

here's a tip: start applying to the civil service rather than doing this shite
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>>67367775
Yes, because although that's where you start, it's the road to becoming an ambassador.

Andyes, it's my dream job.

You all laugh at me, I've been rejected three times before, but I will never give in, whether I'm 25 or 35.
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>>67367787
scrannic phliddy yank, cobain yerself
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>>67367788
thought you meant english hip hop for a second and i was going to smack you
there is no genre more repetitive
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>>67367806
Howling at how much this upsets some people.

(I am awaiting test results btw, I have)
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>>67367806
that job is the civil service though. it's the same fast stream
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>>67367772
>THE MONEY YOU'VE EARNED
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decided to cook a different British classic today instead of the usual roast.
Going to put smoked haddock, salmon and prawns in it.
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https://twitter.com/yokoono/status/797187458505080834

she is batshit insane
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>>67367795
not something I'd expect you to know too much about 'sheed
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ah yes, christianism
impressive
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>>67367831
>there is no genre more repetitive
than dub techno? yeah it's music if you like it when things happen for 30 seconds, stop, then start again later, which i do
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>>67367863
MANCHESTER
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>>67367805
>>67367772
how many working class people have a holiday home, and one that's $500,000+?
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>>67367867
nice thumbnail
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>>67367824
I'll put you in a stone cold stunner in real life you fucking pom twat
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>the weird lad from school has a gf now

when did this happen, just last week he was bitching because he had no gf
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>>67367882
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>>67367558
Am I allowed?
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>>67367842
that's what I'm saying, you can get into the same line of work other ways than the fast stream
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>>67367863
that fucking hair

what the fuck
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>>67367889
he took initiative and solved the problem
his ancestors are smiling at him, can you say the same?
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>>67367894
Are you a "refugee" and brown?
If so, welcome!
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>>67367858
Serious question: what is wrong with the mental faculties of left wingers?
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>>67367878
Not many, but where does Bernie say rich people can't have holiday homes?

He just advocates them having a more equal society and being taxed more, he doesn't stipulate that they have to never buy anything they enjoy again.

He gets paid well, he is allowed to spend it, it's not being hypocritical at all.
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>>67367878
Sanders has worked in politics for 40+ years. If anything a 500 grand house is extremely modest.
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>>67367883
go do some supinated cries, i'm 6'2" and built like a brummie miner, i deck dinlos on the daily and you'll be next you gyppo gremlin
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>>67367910
Sadly, I am not brown, unless brown hair/eyes are sufficient enough.
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>>67367856
top lad
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Wew
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>>67367914
EXTREMELY un-selfaware, even more so than ""alt-right"" morons
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>>67367914
I'm left wing and I hate those people too. Please don't lump us all together.
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>>67367914
>left wingers

stop
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>why yes, i am from france
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>>67367910
>>67367931
I guess i'll also have to point out that im not a refugee, in case that was unclear.
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>>67367931
fuck you
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>>67367942
Rasheed
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>>67367899
No you can't, they've all but frozen hiring for the foreign office except for very unique jobs that require a very specific set of skills.

Fast Stream is literally the only way in.
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>>67367921
>He gets paid well, he is allowed to spend it

You can make this exact claim for any person wanting to avoid paying tax you bellend
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>>67367961
Thats pretty mean, Dundee.
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impressive
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friendly reminder DO NOT reply to yanks
their posts are as arbitrary and well thought out as their borders
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>>67367926
Listen up, runt. There isn't one mine in all of birmingham. Had you a smidge of decorum, you wouldn't have opened your mouth and embarassed yourself in front of I. Now please, shut your piehole before I force my hand.
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>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads


>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
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>I'm left wing and I hate those people too.
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>>67367988
couldn't care less to be frank
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don't fedora, it's what he wants
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my borders
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>>67367914
>picture
He's not wrong tho.
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>>67367949
>heheh liberals aren't left wing! only us marxist-leninsts, those familier with the works of Mr Zizek and Mr Picketty and with /r/socialism bookmarked can be called TRUE leftists
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>>67367996
Do you know what the word arbitrary means?
There are plenty of geographical and historical reasons for our borders. Except out west.
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>>67367982
that's why I'm saying get into a different department and transfer you spanner rather than just sitting in your arse and endlessly applyin
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please fedora, it's what I want
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>>67367985
Right? What's your point?

He thinks they should pay more tax and other rich people want to pay less.

He wants to use what's left over to buy a holiday home, don't see the problem. It's not hypocritical.
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>>67367926
Mate I'm 4'7" and built like a victoria sponge but I'll be the one having YOU for dessert
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>>67368030
me in the south
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>>67368025
>to be frank
But are you frank tho
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>>67368014
>about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
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>>67368030
good aside from Victoria and that one bit of Queensland
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>ywn work a clerical assistant position for £15,000 pa

fml
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>>67368014
this is why I could never imagine writing a song
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Trump said he is going to grab May by the pussy
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>>67368030
Now fix them.
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>>67368021
>right wingers angry at being called racists
>left wingers angry at being called tumblrites

goes both ways
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>>67368048
He thinks rich people should be taxed more, yet as a rich person he is using the money he believes the government has the moral duty to collect to purchase something for himself
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>>67368044
You can't, already considered this route.

The FCO and one other department (can't remember which) don't allow for internal transfers once you get into the CS because they're so popular and don't want people doing just that, applying for the sake of swapping there.


I'll get in one day, years from now, don't worry, I'll just keep posting here until I do.
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I feel like my more casual friends like me much more than my so called close friends
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>>67368030
christ
The State of Northern Territory
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>ywn work as a machine operator for £20,000 pa
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>>67366191

start a tea drinking society

or get a refund
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>>67368077
both of those are correct though
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>>67368077
no it doesnt
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>>67368052
RE: couldn't care less to be frank
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>>67368014
>semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
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>>67368077
both have their own echo chamber too. for right wingers it 4chan, for left wingers twitter/tumblr (although tumblr is actually a good website)
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>>67368043
I like Colorado

it's just a box
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>>67368078
But how do you know that you retard? He's not advocating 100% tax, just more tax, so that doesn't mean he wouldn't have any money left over to buy a holiday home.


Fuck me, imagine being this fucking thick.
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>>67368039
>infatuated with identity politics
>idolize Mao
He would have been put into an asylum under Mao, at best.
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>>67368077
I'm not angry at being called a racist, I'm angry that leftists think their so-called arguments have to end there
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>>67368088
northern territory is literally just land that none of the states wanted to deal with
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>67368091
Can't get a refund. It's too late. Oh well. I'll sell them to the local shelters or something.
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Had a a dream last night where I NEARLY slept in the same bed as a girl

Got too excited and woke up

>tfw 21 year old kissless virgin
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>>67368077
>radical centrists never angry about anything
based
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>>67368014

That's like that Tom Hanks movie, lad
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>>67368095
So you ARE Frank but you just dont care about yourself being Frank?
Thats not the way to go about your life, man.
Stay safe, Frank.
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I know it's a massive meme but I honestly find this very motivational.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
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>>67368110
>tax them up to this convenient arbitrary point where I would have enough left for this house I don't really need, but others wouldn't have enough to do the things they want to do

ah yes, very rational argument indeed
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>>67368139
im handholdless and 23 in a few months
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>>67368151
It really is. I joined the gym the day after I watched it.
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>>67368140
us radical centrists get angry at everything
that's what makes us angry
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america looks so iconic

everything looks like its from a film
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>>67368130
>sell them to the local shelters or something.

>selling to a charity

baka lad
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>>67368160
Same but I'm fat
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>>67368106
**TRIGGER WARNING**
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>>67368178
that's because its literally always in a film
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>>67368139
Don't feel bad, mate. I was like you at that age. Now I'm 28 and no better off.
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>>67368156
But that's not the argument though and now you're just being a meme lord.

What a fucking spastic.
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>>67368149
The name isn't Frank to be frank, although I couldn't care less to be frank as I am a Frank
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>>67368139
do you put in effort?
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>>67368194
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>>67368184
same, nearing 90kg as a manlet
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>>67368236
state of you
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Ah yes, the BBC.
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>>67368227
I have no friends with which to meet girls
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>>67368254
don't tell me you're one of those racist sexists
baka
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>>67368263
tried online dating?
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doing think
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>>67368251
yeah well I hate most food so i end up left with bread and chocolate.
and i don't have an ambition to live anymore so whats the point of eating shit i don't like
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oneitis told me her fav song is sex metal barbie. is this a red flag?
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reckon racists are the ones who almost never travelled to explore other cultures, yet act like they know everything about it because they saw a black guy in greggs once
pondering a thought to this
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chatting to some proper plastic Korean bird lads, told her we should meet and she was like 'yeah haha do you have facebook'

reckon she's keen? I don't feel she is desu
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reckon le pen's party will win the election in france this spring and france will leave the EU
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>>67368263
Same situation here. I have friends though, but they're all in relationships, which, at the age of 28, is pretty awful for me because they're having kids and getting married.

Online dating or being bold and going out alone is all that's left.
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>>67368139

I had a dream last night where I survived a building collapse caused by an earthquake, and became an alcoholic to deal with my trauma after. The allergy medicine I use to fall asleep sometimes always gives me weird, vivid dreams, 2bh
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>>67368292
>(((Stein)))
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>>67368293
>i don't have an ambition to live anymore
everybody dies, you can either choose to die early as a disgrace or die later and inspire others to do the same
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>>67368322
what platform
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>>67368307
multiculturalism and globalism will make everywhere look the same anyway
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>>67367582

Would like to HUFF and PUFF those SOLES.

Thank you for reading.
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>>67368140
Liberals are centrists

>>67368039
me haha
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>>67368293
>yeah well I hate most food
you deserve to be a virgin
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When will they learn?
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>>67368328
Na, their system is retarded so it will be a run off between her and another right wing candidate, but all the lefties will vote for the centre right candidate to stop her getting in.

She'll come a close second
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>>67368348
originally tinder but I deleted it so now it's on the gram
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>>67368307
I've travelled quite a bit in my life and I don't mean a weekend in Amsterdam or two week in the Canary Islands
What's great about other countries is that you get to experience the culture properly. It's not like European capitals which are all basically the same but just speak different languages
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>>67368350
Good. Then there will be no more wars and no more inequality.
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>>67368372
>australians
>that

really gets the neurones whirring away
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the buildings a lot nicer up close and personal lads
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>>67368372
Fucking WHITE MALES >: (
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>>67368372
would unironically fuck that dwarf
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>>67368364
you foodies are the worst
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buying russian clothes lads
they're really cheap
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>>67368395
there will always be excuses for humans to fight each other
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>>67368200
>We all have to pay our FAIR SHARE
>it just so happens this fair share allows me to purchase this house, but not you to buy some other superfluous luxury

ah yes, critical thinking has never been a strong point of left wingers but you take it to another level
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>>67368407
JUST
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>>67368307

Would I be justified in being racist if during my travels to Africa I see them use a tire full of gasoline to burning someone to death accused of being a witch? What if during my travel to beautiful Iran, I see them throw someone accused of being gay off a roof? What If during my travels to China I see everyone just ignore someone who just got hit by a car? What if when I'm in Brazil I get stabbed by a drug addicted 12 year old and have my wallet stolen?
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This is /luso/ now.
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>>67368292
Ever been to Washington? Literally one big ghetto full of niggers, it's disgusting
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>>67368437
Culture is not race. The spanish used to chuck Donkey's off church towers. That doesn't mean white people are that barbaric.
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just realised i'm a bit fat hehe
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>>67368457
*throws banana*
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>critical thinking has never been a strong point of left wingers but you take it to another level
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>>67368472
*rubs tummy*
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>>67368372
So-called great British institution
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>>67368478
*catches and eats banana*
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>>67368459
washington ≠ washington dc
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>>67368423
What are you on a bout? I'm not even left wing, I just can't stand disingenuous left wingers who whine when they know that's not the case.

You're literally as bad as them.

He's not picked a set tax rate because he DOESN'T FUCKING SET IT, so the tax rate he wants isn't what's in place, hence why he has enough left over.

Even still the tax rates are rarely arbitrary, they have a lot of research go into them to help them set the limit to fund certain projects of services.

Thirdly, his tax bracket would probably still allow him to buy a second holiday home, even if he was on a much higher bracket BECAUSE HE'S A US SENATOR KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD.

If he advocated a ban on rich people owning holiday homes, that would be hypocrisy, but he doesn't, so it's not.

Stop whinging, you're turning into a leftie that spouts incorrect nonsense for the sake of having a whinge.

People see straight through it.
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>>67368468

My point was traveling has nothing to do with being racist or not
>>
>>67368414
Do dwarfs have tight pussys?
>>
Someone tell me why globalisation is bad?

Why should someone in this country be paid 10x as much to make something and take 10x as long doing it.

Are people entitled to shit manufacturing jobs?
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>>67368423
>ah yes, critical thinking has never been a strong point of left wingers
Ah yes
>>
>>67368496
>>67368459
Yes, that poll was from Washington DC you bellend, which is literally one big ghetto full of niggers. Never been to Washington state but from what I've heard it's majority white but full of nu-males and virgin neckbeards
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>>67368207
Well, what can i say.. Fuck you, Frank.
>>
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

JUST DO IT


JUST FUCKING DO IT
>>
>>67368437
no
just that this doesn't have anything to do with culture
>>
>>67368474
looking for dubs mate?
>>
>>67368536
it benefits the elite rich at the expense of the working and middle classes of the west
>>
dread to think how bitter and lonely i'll be at 30, 35, 40
>>
>>67368423
Not that guy, but attacking the most tenacious socialist in the entire US government on his equality values makes you automatically retarded and your arguments void.
>>
>>67368532
yes
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>Communists and liberals can't stand the Capitalist meritocracy, where only the strongest, most virile men such as myself can succeed.
>>
>>67368468

>Capitalization of donkey
>'s

Are you refereeing to Donkey from Shrek?
>>
>>67368539
>Complains about reddit

>Knows how it's formatted

Interesting
>>
>oy gevalt I m-mean look at Trump! He has a gold plated lift! Such unacceptable behaviour from a multimillionaire!
>now I'm finished here, let me retreat to my second holiday home that I bought because I'm living within my means
>>
>>67368574
have you ever fucked one?

where do i find one?
>>
>>67368584
>refereeing

We'll call it a draw.
>>
>>67368593
i'm sure there are a few pygmy tribes living in the amazon
>>
reckon life would be quite good in buenos aires or montevideo, maybe rio even. a bit more laid down and tranquilo than paris, where everyone is stressed and unhappy
>>
>>67368014
I saw a very spergy novel idea in a /tg/ thread the other day, reckon it was you after reading this
>>
america is the most fascinating, relevant, interesting, powerful country in the world

nothing else matters
>>
>>67368593
you're all deformed dwarfs over in shitzil
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We need to protect the beeb from savage tory cuts
>>
>>67368577
me in the pic
>>
>>67368559
Are you saying if you ran a company you wouldn't get your stuff made in the cheapest way possible?
>>
Commies and socialists hate capitalism because they they believe they can't succeed in a fair system.

It's the reason lefties have statistically lower self-confidence.
>>
>>67368628
ok, i'll go there look for them

>>67368645
:(
>>
>>67368650
racist detected
>>
>>67368650
god london needs to fuck off
>>
>>67368625

deal
>>
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>>67368655
Good post
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>>67368668
Fun fact, petitioners in London actually wanted to branch off from the rest of the UK after the referendum because people weren't progressive enough.
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>when a northerner enters the south
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Does this slut so anything else besides look like a 3/10 andro?
>>
>>67368653
well that's an understandable path of logic to take, but it completely undermines the production basis of the west for the most part, which isn't good for people in the west

every single working class and middle class person in europe and north america should be in favour of outright glassing most of asia
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epic memes lads
>>
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>>67368655
have no idea how a post starting with "commies and socialists hate capitalism" would end up with "lower self confidence"
>>
>>67368655
>can't succeed in a fair system
Wasn't the entire point of communism to BE fair?
>>
bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no
>>
>>67368653
>rich people should pay taxes because without the roads and stuff they wouldn't be rich in the first place!
>businesses who rely on domestic customers to buy their products don't have an obligation to the welfare of the people in their communities because reasons

ah yes, the inconsistent Left
>>
>>67368729
good choon tbqh
>>
>>67368713
what happened to pooaboo. haven't seen him taint /brit/ for a while
>>
owe £20,000 to this chinese family

at 7am this morning a 4x4 with tinted windows pulled up and all my front windows were bricked

scared lads
help me
>>
>>67368705
Erm, who is she?
>>
reckon rape isn't caused by the women being drunk, dressing in a more light manner, being in the wrong place at the wrong time
think its actually caused by rapists
all of that is just another thought though, might not be accurate as its still the simulacra of an idea
>>
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ahaha
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>>67368757
why do you owe it
>>
>>67368655

for them communism is a religion. it's their path to immortality, they all fantasies about being a leader, being part of the vanguard party who has finally led the poor proles to salvation.
>>
>>67368757
fuck chinks
Throw them away from your country
>>
>>67368755
he stopped posting here and posts in britfeel most of the time

usually because he gets reported and banned quite quickly
>>
>>67368724
Capitalism is fair because everyone is competing based on their own merits.
Communism is unfair because it forces people who deserve more to give to people who deserve less.
>>
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gf lives on here haha
>>
>>67368783
>more to give to people who deserve less
except people didnt give shit to people, the state did and did so fairly.
>>
>>67368767
reckon when godard made a whole film about this "mariage à trois" situation in Une femme est une femme angry nerds were keeping their mouth shut
>>
>>67368773
inherited my dads company when he died and there were unsettled debts, two i've sorted but this one i can't raise the money for
>>
>capitalism is fair
SCREAMING
>>
>>67368767
holy fuck the dude on the right is raising the guy on the left's baby ahahah
>>
>>67368766
>I'm not even remotely responsible for the theft of my car if I leave it running with the door open in the middle of brixton overnight

this is what you're saying
>>
>>67368803
hahahah *opens image* HAHGAHAHAGAHAH
>>
>>67368767

Maybe she's just really into DP and that's his bestie?
>>
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*honours the dead*
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>>67368759
idk I just see her everywhere and it pisses me off, Shea not even "hot" or qt.
>>
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normables roooooooo
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>>67368815
How is it fair for someone who grows 10 bushels of wheat to be forced to give 8 bushels away to people who did not grow anything?
>>
>>67368655
>fair system

H O W L I N G

Thatcher literally forced millions into unemployment, took away their workers rights and slashed the welfare state. You reckon all they needed was a bit of positive thinking?
>>
>>67368829
This

It annoys me that people mistake capitalism for meritocracy

>Ah yes, I inherited my dad's company and the wealth to go to private school and live off of his investments
>This is completely as fair as people who are doctors who will never earn as much as me.

REEEE
>>
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>>67368783
>>
>>67368844
>it's completely acceptable if people steal or rape
is this what you're saying? haha mate what the fuck
>>
>Eagles Of Death Metal Frontman Jesse Hughes Banned From Entering Bataclan Gig

agles of Death Metal frontman Jesse Hughes was turned away from the reopening of the Bataclan concert hall on Saturday night after the venue’s management said he was “not welcome”.

The US rock band were on stage on November 13 last year when it was stormed by so-called Islamic State militants, resulting in the deaths of 90 people.

British pop singer Sting, 65, performed at the venue’s reopening on Saturday, but Hughes and his manager were not allowed in, the Bataclan’s boss said.

Jules Frutos, manager at the theatre, said the pair were turned away at the door.

Frutos told the Press Association: “They tried to enter the venue and they are persona non grata.

“They are not welcome after what he said about the security.”
>>
still trying to wrap my head around how the current student loans system in England isn't essentially free University with a graduate tax and you know how much money you're going to pay for that tax
>>
>>67368867
Where is "everywhere". And do you know her name?
>>
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WALES
A
L
E
S
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>>67368895
>Blame security and say they were the ones linked to the terrorists
>Say straight after the event that what was needed was more guns so people could shoot back
>Get banned and wonder why

?????

Do like EODM though
>>
>>67368895
mate they said the people working at the bataclan HELPED the terrorists while they were busy saving lives
the people from that shitty metal band dipped through the back door in a matter of seconds like fairies
they don't deserve to go back the cunts
>>
>save someones life
>they die at a later date anyway
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>Do like EODM though
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>>67368900
>paying for university
>paying for education in general
Stay away, barbarian!
>>
>>67368915
Almost every board, and no.
>>
>>67368895
Good. He can't expect to slander innocent people and get away with it.
>>
>>67368895
poor showing

also,

>reopening a venue where 100 people were slaughtered

disgraceful. demolish it and build a memorial in its place
>>
>>67367558
Colony collapse disorder is rather concerning
>>
>inheritance tax

should abolish this
>>
>>67368894
Answer me you smelly onion wearing frog cunt. Do you think people who live their car running with the door open in the middle of a shit neighbourhood overnight are partially responsible for the theft of their vehicle?

If you do (and unless you are a genuine retard you do accept this), then you accept that there certainly can be circumstances where rape victims are partially responsible for the mess they have put themselves in
>>
screamed "nigger" in the cat's ear
he was not impressed to say the least
>>
>>67368919
VERY good post
>>
>>67368895
Love how the media completely dropped him as soon as he started telling the truth about what he witnessed in the concert hall because it doesn't fit their narrative
>>
wtf war dogs ends with leonard cohen.

pure poetry
it's like they knew
>>
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>>67369001
Ah yes, the truth which he definitely witnessed after running off like a pussy, very good.
>>
>>67368820
what kind of company is it
>>
JUST DO IT

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

JUST DO IT
>>
I still watch Family Guy tbf. It's shit but it's good to have on just before you go to sleep
>>
Left my back door unlocked and front windows open when I went on holiday the other week. Came back to find my house burgled and ransacked, can you believe those bloody victim blaming police told me I shouldn't have left my windows open?

Who do they think they are?
>>
>>67369033
material trading
>>
>>
>>67369028
corrr

the (second) BEST commie slag
>>
>>67368963
what if the driver doesn't expect his car being stolen
and the woman walking in an alley, just walking like a normal person, doesn't expect some lad raping her?
I feel like you think that with the right circumstances crime is totally acceptable, well it's not
>>
>>67369052
how old are you

how did your dad die

how old was he

why isnt your ma in charge now

what the fuck are you gunna do
>>
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>>67369028
she's beutiful
>>
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>>67369079
>>67369028
quack
>>
>>67369077
27
car crash
59
mum died when i was 4
trying to raise the money from any remaining assets so i can pay off the final debt and cease the trading policy on the company to shut it down
>>
>>67369061
>acceptable

I did not say this. I said that people should be responsible to mitigate crime against them, yet ONLY in the case of rape do we not accept this as normal behaviour and stupid retarded legbeards can get upset over it. Why is this?
>>
REAL beauty
>>
>>67368820
i thought debts were settled on death .

you should have put the company into administration
>>
>>67368960
Nige is for it
>>
>>67368927
>Say straight after the event that what was needed was more guns so people could shoot back
Objectively true though
>>
>Tfw dad has saved enough and invested enough to look after me and my siblings when he dies

good, good lad.
>>
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>>67369113
>>
>>67369112
because the violation of someone's will is real cruelty
>>
>>67369143
give me some of her post-election day tweets please
>>
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howling
>>
>tfw used to feel sorry for my dad because he killed himself but now all I feel is anger that he never told me why or said goodbye

hmm
>>
>>67369141
>tfw want my parents to spend all their money before they die on holidays

I'll always be a lazy degenerate who doesn't deserve it
>>
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>>67369176
>>
going to bed xx.
>>
>>67369184
he probably wasn't satisfied with the life he led. that's not stuff someone can openly talk about
>>
>>67369143
aesthetic scottish woman
>>
>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244

>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244

>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244
>>67369244
>>
>>67369047
false equivalence

victim blaming would be giving you shit for buying a house in a high crime area or leaving your curtains open in view of your nice telly
>>
rgars r ahahahhahhahaa
>>
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When will women stop the "I'm oppressed, shitlord" expression?
>>
>>67369260

BTFO
>>
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HE'S HERE
>>
>>67369262
It's not a false equivalent you spaz
>>
>>67369280
tbf she literally went to prison for a murder she didn't commit i'd say she was oppressed
>>
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>>67369280
when you stop oppressing them?
>>
>>67367914
>Theft is cause by:
>INSTITUTIONAL TOLERANCE
>STRUCTURAL ROBBERIES
>THIEVES
>not by forgetting to lock your door, leaving the window open or "not being careful enough"
>>
>>67369315
it is i'm afriad
>>
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>>67369326
hehe penis
>>
>>67369319
>didn't commit
kek
>>
Paying tribute to the troops
>>
business idea: live in a 80% red state
>>
amanda knox is quite cute
>>
reading the NHS constitution
>>
>>67368844
>>67369345
Fucking hell, lads.

>>67368875
m8 you should do some actual research and reading into communist theory and thought before.
>>
>>67369365
fuck the troops
>>
>>67369353
other way around lad
>>
PUT THE MPS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD AND SEE HOW QUICK THINGS CHANGE
>>
had a dream there was a windows update and it actually looked really nice

i could draw it out and it would be a big improvement
>>
>>67369391
nerd
>>
got really drunk last night and texted my work oneitis confessing my love for her and asking for nudes

got told to "Fuck right off" and my manager just called me to go in for 7am to have a meeting with HR

looks like i'm losing my job
>>
>>67369395
Rasheed.
>>
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>>67368983
BALES :DDD :D
>>
>>67369407
'sheed
>>
>>67369346
erm, it's not. Victim blaming is [literally] blaming the victim of a crime, saying they should have done something differently to avoid it. It's not a false equivalence, your attempted wriggling and mental gymnastics aren't going to get you out of this one
>>
>>67369110
good luck pal

hope it gets sorted out
>>
the dream is to move to newton abbot
>>
l'measkusummin
>>
>>67369440
don't go in if you know you are going to get fired, just stop going to work and ignore all calls. that's what I did
>>
Need a new mouse lads, what're you using?
>>
>>67369460
finger up the arse whilst getting head is quintessentially white
>>
>>67369077
fuck the company off and fuck the tiddlywinks lad

I'll come down in a rented transit if you get anymore shit
>>
>>67369465
yeh
might kill them then off myself, suppose it would make the news
>>
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>>67369440
>>
>>67369420
the thing i found most interesting about this post is the fact you thought i'd care to read it
>>
Love Wales, wish we could've had a union with Wales rather than Scotland
>>
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>>67369462
I can only assume you're attempting to compare being raped with having your house burgled

in which case, wearing a skimpy outfit or getting too pissed are not equivalent to leaving your back door unlocked and your front windows open
>>
>>67369440
say your phone got taken off you
>>
>>67369440
hehe

I almost got kicked out of my uni for confessing my love to a girl while drunk
>>
>>67369525
could you do one for kev?
>>
>>67369525
howled
>>
>>67368820
What a wanker.
>>
Remember Zzzap!
>>
>>67369440

none of this is true
>>
>>67369494
whats your initials incase i see it in the news
>>
*sticks cock out of letterbox for like 2 seconds*

;)
>>
>>67369536
>or getting too pissed are not equivalent to leaving your back door unlocked and your front windows open

It is though. It literally is
>>
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>>67369609
>yfw zzzap didn't have any words in it because it was designed to be accommodating to deaf kids
>>
>>67369440
7 lies in one post
impressive, truly impressive
>>
>>67369621
C. O.

north east
>>
>>67369047
Why do you think insurance companies are so strict on the exact state of your house during an act of theft? Shockingly it's because the vast majority of people who get burgled are idiots who leave their doors and windows open.

Why should they and the police have to deal with and support so many cases that are the result of simple incompetence? You're not a baby.
>>
>>67369663
porridge?
>>
>>67369679
>>67369679
>>67369679
>>67369679
>>
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ah yes
>>
why is this madman still going at it making an analogy between a house and a woman
>>
drinking already
>>
>>67369652
Daisy Dares You was the patrician choice, as well as the artist guy
>>
>>67369655
every post you make is a lie, pretending to have a gf etc. when it's bait you're a shut in. probably a virgin too

OH
MY
DAYS
>>
>>67368820
why the chinese?
>>
>>67369678
>people who leave thier windows open were asking for it!

you are a sick fuck, gtfo you victim blaming fuck. wow, I'm literally stunned that even on 4chan of all places someone acts like this
>>
>>67367863
I am triggered. What the fuck is tht cunt doing holding a placard that says the peoples republik of mancunia for?
I'll guarantee two things
1) He's not a Mancunian and neither are the other morons with him.

And

2) He has no allegiance to Man Utd who adopted this slogan to represent themselves
>>
>>67369031
Because you definitely know he witnessed nothing before,during or, after running away?
Thanks. It's goood to know there is informative posts like yours
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