Isn't it funny edition
/balt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYUUrarggYA
UKIP?
UKIP???????????????]
BLOODY
Liv Ullman sub-edition
Irish are niggers
We're in here lads
>>67361621
>>67361621
>>67361621
>>67361621
>>67364218
nope not even close
hope every last stupid little kiwi gets splashed by a tsuname wave!
>>67364242
hes right tho
name a better biccy
Hello britbongs
oi oi
>doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs
>doesn't eat pork
>3 wives
>gold toilet
>wants to cut the interest rate down to near-zero
>doesn't like Jews
>doesn't like women and gays
>keeps railing on about the Iraq War
Is this nigga a secret Muslim or what?
>>67365728
Jaffa Cake
want a "relationship" that is just a girl sending me nudes tbqh
>>67365728
custard creams
>>67364261
>linking to the old thread
howling
nice gimmick
>>67365728
digestives
>>67365757
bonjour mon ami
>>67365782
ahoy hoy
How pissy have liberals been lately? 2016 has been a decent year in politics :)
>>67365789
>>doesn't like Jews
Nigga you fell for the /pol/ meme
His favourite daughter is literally jewish.
have you everrrrrrr ever felt like this? where strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec&feature=youtu.be
oh dear oh dear
Remember to vote for our man George in 2020 lads
>>67365810
Faggot, i will hunt you down, i will fuck your leprechaun pussy fight me
>>67365437
you have nothing to show that religion is actual fiction though
and even if it was your little pea brain wouldn't decipher the philosophical side of theology
>>67365518
>master-slave ideology
it does, but again it's what a child need. going to sound like a passeist twat but people need to remember that child are precious, have rights but also have a lot of duties
>>67365798
That's most relationships. Marriage, on the other hand, is just shouting "What?" from a different room.
i would fuck Hillary, would you?
>>67365728
going to be making a mud pie with this as the base later on
>>67365852
no I don't want to be physically even close to this girl
>>67365789
He likes gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=httfJoffl9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y6iCRyRSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umF1kfVujhM
POST BRITISH RAP
>>67365728
Chocolate digestive
>>67365887
sorry i only listen to stromae
>>67365852
wtf me and my mum are married ???
GOAT cereal
theres an old saying around here
that is all
about to go doopin' mental
breaking my back just to know your name
>>67365887
good lad even though SCH is a bit of a nonce
need some afro trap
On a diet
>>67365887
Grime but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w
>>67365913
>stromae
FAGGOT
SCH is for real bangers
There is no purpose to British people protesting over American politics in the streets of London other than getting a decent picture of themselves for social media
>>67365934
rorke
Just bought 3kg of teabags, lads.
Didn't really think this one through.
>that serene feeling you get when you're walking around your city at 6am and there's nobody else about
Nigerian here, born and raised in born in London and raised in Sussex, swept away to the west island, been stuck in this shithole for all of my life. God I hate these English bastards, I haven't even lost my virginity here because I'm too ashamed to even touch these people. I want to go home bros, I want to find a nice girl and hang out and be able to mention Boubou and Eja without being prosecuted. I miss Naija, man. Pls send help.
>>67365956
>British people protesting over American politics
Did this actually happen?
>>67365934
French lad is one of /brit/s greats
*chimps out*
>Corbyn's wife is Mexican
>Farage's wife is German
>Trump's wife is Slovenian
Why do politicians marry foreigners?
>>67365956
groundbreaking insight
cheers mate
>>67365934
shut up rasheed
>>67365931
>SCH is a bit of a nonce
Better than all the other niggers like booba
I'd move to America in a heartbeat but one thing I'd miss is never being more than 2 minutes away from a corner shop or co-op or whatever
>>67365973
nigger
My life is an utter disaster
The future looks incredibly bleak
>>67365995
Alpha male status
>>67365995
stop cherrypicking
>>67365973
>unironically rating black girls
>>67365956
>London
>British
>>67365887
Even you're niggers are inferior to ours
https://youtu.be/GWnMbZV66p4
https://youtu.be/u2H0mXC2Wbs
>>67365986
gfreatest ally
>>67365845
>you have nothing to show that religion is actual fiction though
If you really trust your faith, then read this.
It's not an anti-religion book, but it explains perfectly how the concept was created, why, and how it adapted over time.
>>67366006
I spent a month in America for work and it was hell. "Just popping to the shop". Six hours later I get back.
>>67366003
>Better than all the other niggers
not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hON6WNiHsm4 SCH will never spit like this
>>67366013
>Most influential person in American politics
>Most influential person in British politics
>Leader of the opposition
>Cherry picking
Ahh yes.
I've heard of your ilk.
FUCKing hell lads this 17 year old is mental
do i have the testosterone to satisfy her completely?
find out next time
>>67365992
*gives welfare* good boy
>>67366008
k
>>67364199
Europe was absolutely sex pranked and it's gone absolutely wrong
how do I tell which gallies on interpals will send me pictures of their baps?
>>67366031
>comparing that garbage t to PNL or SCH
>>67366031
>you're
>>67366059
It must be nice being new
I've left 4chan 'forever' 15 times in the last 24 hours
>>67365845
>people need to remember that child are precious, have rights but also have a lot of duties
Definitely won't argue with that. Children with no control probably won't turn out to be all that nice.
Are Nige is about to be live on fox news
>>67366031
>you're
dumb dave poster
once had a dream that I woke up in new york and started posting pics to /brit/ from my phone
need to get off here
Currently listening to Major Lazer. Is this what normal people listen to?
had a thought
what if all aussies jump at the same time and push back the earthquake/tsunami
>>67366097
>Are Nige
Fuck off. /brit/ is a lib dem general.
>>67366010
haha same x.
>>67366036
Never come back:~)
Nobody likes a nagging britIsh person shitting up the place
>>67366049
no that's not what I'm getting at you spoon.
most politicians have a wife of their own nationality
and yet you're cherrypicking those three politicians
young legend
>>67366121
*keeps fucking up the jump on purpose*
to tired too keep up with all of these posts
>>67366121
cbf
>>67366112
audibly chuckled
>>67366117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI3shBXlqsw
>>67366125
/brit/ is a tory general you cunt
>>67366160
gettin a bit gay now
>>67365968
OH FUCK. No I didn't.
I didn't realise I had selected the "6 pack" option. OK, I just bought 18kg of teabags.
What the fuck am I going to do with 7,200 teabags? £154 on fucking tea.
>>67366088
I mean of course I did some really bad (like near illegal) stuff during adolescence but otherwise my childhood was quite strict, all that stuff was protest kinda
reckon those kids born in the 21st century and having everything in the palm of their hand but also no limits will become big time fuck ups instead of doing something great of their lives
>>67366175
Yeah, that's one of the better ones. That and Jessica.
>>67366125
>>67366182
S
U
R
G
E
>>67366125
>>67366182
your both wrong. /brit/ is a BNP general.
>french rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYhuwu614Y
he he
dont care about leonard cohen dying as nick drake is twelve times the lyricist he was
Lotic was very good lads
Reckon VR will drastically reduce male suicides
>>67366191
sell it to school kids as weed
>>67366230
fuck you
>>67366247
I disagree, but Pink Moon is one of about five albums I'd call 10/10.
>spend all day yesterday doing a massive clear up of my house, washing all my clothes and ironing etc
>neatly fold them into the washing basket ready to take back upstairs
>gf comes over
>sees basket
>puts it all in the wash
I am actually fucking fuming lads, honestly going to fucking clatter her
spend fucking AGES doing all that shit
if she doesn't offer to iron it all and sort this fucking palava out I'll be bouncing her head off the floor like I'm in the NBA
>>67366243
>die in hot air balloon accidents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01gnjGrglk
>>67366184
your not a homophobe are you?
>>67366275
what are the other 4
Sneaking into the gfs bed after hours lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
who /comfy/ here
>thiago silva gets posted every thread
please stop now lads
Absolutely despise kids
/brit/ is a Plaid Cymru general
>>67366279
Funny as fuck, mate.
I'd be fucking annoyed too, but be grateful that you have a gf that cares enough to do your washing. Just be polite and tell her to ask first next time.
23 and still can't spell embarrased
lonely
>>67366249
safe
>>67366338
couldn't spell 'necessary' consistently til i was like 20
>>67366305
Joni Mitchell - Blue
Eels - Electro-Shock Blues
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime
>>67366333
bizarro nonce
>>67366370
very good lad
>>67366336
nah fuck that as soon as her fat arse waddles in here I'm getting my studs I'm and 2 footed slide tackling her
I am on the warpath here
that's my entire saturday wasted there
>>67366363
good venue lad should have come
ran by old Portuguese blokes who came into dance and let us smoke inside
>>67366285
>dave poster is a racist middle class fag
kek
Waits mentioned
>>67366388
Thanks.
>>67366394
Sorry, mate. If it makes it better (which it won't) your two posts have given me the biggest laughs this weekend.
>shitterton
LMAO
>>67366370
some good stuff
>>67366411
gonna see perc and truss in one week
>>67366425
who is dave
would someone please validate my existence
alps region is amazing
>>67366445
yanks have worse town names desu
*turns off your life support*
>>67366481
greater london
>>67366206
Mine as well haha. And I don't think there's anyone who didn't try to act out a bit. I'm just question to which extend this religious obedience can be useful or abused, and if it can be done in another way. Not even attempting to hate on spirituality because I love that, mang.
>>67366243
>wear shorts in the winter
Me
>>67366445
As a resident from Shitterton, it is not how you think it is pronounced
>>67366425
I'm a proud working class lad you scumbag
>>67366489
*i wasn't really dying*
nice to know who your real friends are :/
>>67366517
Never trust the potato
controversial opinion: Sydney's night life is shit because of the people/culture not the Lockout laws
>>67366489
did you just kill my dad?
>>67366566
>Lockout laws
what?
>>67366031
Doesn't matter, we're superior to you
>>67366513
>dave poster didn't deny being gay
>>67366566
absolutely agree
>>67366481
good lad
>>67366494
>I'm just question to which extend this religious obedience can be useful or abused
idk as a child it really wasn't tough on me or anything. just nodded my head and that was it. never there was some kind of abuse and they were quite friendly and laxist honestly. also having religion as a common point for the adults and the kids is really good
also it was funny in the school playground when the teachers couldn't run after us when we did something petty because the had robes and we had normal pants
>>67366583
>France
Worst country in Europe by miles
>>67366580
laws that clubs have to not let people in past 1:30 AM, last drinks at 3 Am and bottle shops have to shut at 10 PM
only applies to the CBD area
>>67366609
not bent either but I find middle class more offensive
>>67366445
remember watching Tony Robinson's show a few years ago and they were looking at some old medieval village and there was one place called Shitbrook lol
>>67366642
WHHHHHAT !?
>>67366647
We have that too
just came like a pornstar to the memory of shagging this girl
literally have never fired off this much cum
>>67366642
more like miles from the worst country in Europe, us lmao #self-rekt
>>67366652
t. inbred poorFAG
https://www.interpals.net/petrakokalj
hmm...
Given up learning Japanese. It was fun for a while but now I've got 4,000 kanji to learn it's completely killed it. Oh well.
drumpf has officially won the popular vote lads
>>67366675
>Britain
>European
>>67366707
source
>>67366678
>Latin
>>67366642
poor lad
too brainwashed by your internet memes and completely disconnected from the world
>>67366693
just learn spoken japanese if you want to go on a holiday,play jvidya and watch animu
The British? Not a fan
>>67366678
stop posting this shit you fucking abo cunt
>>67366678
Not bad, Bruce.
Liking her style in that second picture.
Never used Interpals. What's it for?
>>67366662
poor baldrick
20 years on time team and the next bloke immediately discovered Richard III's tomb
gf just sent this
>>67366713
retard
>>67366678
could find a girl like that in any art gallery that had an article about on i-D lad she isnt anything special
>>67366725
>not having a correct level in Latin
>>67366669
yeah people blame that for the shit night life but it was shit before that
only really 1 consistently good club night left imho
>>67366667
>>67366726
big blue cock LOL
>>67366730
That's what I've decided to do. I'll learn a language closer to home and just brush up on "tourist Japanese" if/when it becomes appropriate.
>>67364877
>I get my opinions from left wing """comedians""" on the BBC
The absolute state of you. Bet you've never had a girlfriend or a job you greasy wankstain
doing a stew make
ah yes huffington post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dear-white-people-your-safety-pins-are-embarassing_us_58278b9de4b02b1f5257a36a
>>67366736
Alri Jock
survival of the fittest is obvious when you're the one being bred out of existence
>>67366762
She even changed the language on your phone, did she?
>>67366636
Yeah, my parents never forced me into anything I didn't want concering church. Just did it out of respect and a feeling of community.
>the teachers couldn't run after us when we did something petty because the had robes and we had normal pants
loooool
>>67366762
>my first (and only ;_;) gf was a blonde qt
>his gf is a mudslim
>>67366770
yeah she looks easy is the point
>>67366807
what did he mean by this
>>67366816
think I know who this is
>>67366816
The state of that street
>>67366816
you talking about that parrot? bit mean, they aren''t doing that bad as a species
>>67366845
>>67366340
Would not mind this bint's name at all
don't see the appeal in art hoes with bangs, peroxyde blonde hairs and chokers lads
dress like early 2000s and post pictures of "art" on their instagram
>>67366829
>my first (and only ;_;) gf was a blonde qt
>his gf is a mudslim
>his
The French summed up .
>>67366816
its for the best honestly, my genes carry a ton of autoimmune disease, depression, anxiety and a height deficiency
>>67366885
chokers are great tbqh
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU
>>67366885
they're easy to talk to in my experience
not gf material I agree
>>67366888
t. Abo
>>67366881
don't remember, all i know is she's estonian
>>67365789
He's pro-Israel though, isn't he? That's pretty direct proof that he's more Jew than Muzzie
>>67366880
what country is this in
everyone stop posting so fast
i'm only looking at the thread every 10 minutes or so and i miss about 100 posts
war dogs is /tv/ memes: the movie
it has the voice over thing and it ain't me lol
really want a pet bird
>>67366807
not a fan of this opinion column stuff 2bh
would rather be soundly informed via this thread
>>67366723
https://twitter.com/hashtag/PopularVote?src=hash
a bunch of people are tweeting it. seems legit but the media won't cover it until it's officially official
>>67366913
DELET THIS
>>67366885
I like the trashy look on girls
makes me want to stick my dick in them, strangle them just a pinch and then they can call me daddy before I dump them and leave
>>67365887
That's disgusting. Get some good music into you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2zleGxv7w
7/10 art hoes need to stop buzzing their heads
instantly drop to a 5
>you now remember when you could search fb filenames and find the profile
>>67366930
im white but good effort
>>67366915
yes they are fairly easy and are good friends because most of them are quite interesting
love the straightcut high waist stonewashed jeans fad though, love it
>>67365728
chocolate malt milks
>>67366982
>anglos
>white
>>67366981
i can still do it.
doxed literally everyone itt
wew lads
look how weird Clarkson looks/sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZS8BOAPsyw
>>67366981
you can't anymore
it changed about a year ago
>>67366944
watch it laddie!
>>67366949
keeping birds in cages is awful
>>67367005
fuck off rasheed
>>67366987
yeah looks really good when they're a bit thick too
make their bums look really nice
>>67367012
the pitch of the sound has been increased, that's not his actual voice
>>67367023
I am a Greek
>>67367021
what's awful about it? had some zebra finches as a kid and took them out everyday and they ran around my keyboard and mouse
>>67366991
>his gf
You mean her boyfriend.
The French are gay muslims is the joke
get it? hahaha top level bants
>>67367013
Yes, I know. That's the point I was making you moron
>>67367040
oh, thought they did all sound a bit weird
>>67367012
its sped up you fool
>>67367045
*turk
ftfy rasheef
Hmm so Marine Le Pen got interviewed on Marr's show this morning and it's causing bit of a shitstorm because it's remembrance Sunday
https://twitter.com/MarrShow/status/797738083726684160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
eaten way too many cakes this weekend
someone call me a fat fuck
>>67366978
Yeah, but it increases your chances from 5 to 7.
great clash Tbh
http://www.redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331795769800/midlands-vs-london-cypher
honestly love dressing girls up in my clothes
bit fucked up maybe but not going to stop
>constant noise
>shit everywhere
>spend their entire pethood trying to escape
why would anyone keep birds
>>67367070
>the media who purports to hate the right wing fascists gives them more unnecessary publicity
ah yess
>>67366981
>>67367013
you still can
it's just fb.com/number now instead of the profile.php stuff
love how americans completely broke their third eye over this election
>>67367070
fail to see the similarity between those two events
>>67367050
...dis ain't over
>>67367070
Why does he even need to justify it? Apparently you need the whinging left's permission to interview right leaning politicians now
keep getting up off my chair and walking around the room for no particular reason
>>67367097
Impressive
>>67367096
a cute!
> pethood
lol
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=617110240839958528&uid=615904188580593664&aid=615908860926193665
thoughts?
a lot of potential
>>67367071
*rubs tummy*
>>67367070
they will cry about anything won't they
>>67367104
Go on then, find >>67366933's profile
What do I input?
Went to the old style sweet shop in town lads. Absolute cutie behind the till, weighing out bon bons, might stalk her
reckon free speech has a limit lads
funny how rorkes hold onto free speech like americans hold onto having the right to be strapped
when stuff is too extreme to the point where there's no speech and only hate, it's not free ya dig
>>67367104
how do I do it? which number?
>>67367144
suspicious angle
>>67367144
not in this lifetime mate
>>67366319
here m8
the storm we had Saturday arvo was maximum comfy. I was napping off a slight hangover after a big friday night and woke up in the middle of the storm and just lay there comfy as listening to it
>>67367173
i don't get your meaning
>>67367192
>>67367185
you're not seeing it lad
plus she's 23 and doesn't look fucking ruined so that's a plus
>think i've found a humble new ASMR girl excited at getting 10k subs
>look at her website
>she does online tarot readings for £40 a pop
people actually pay £40 so a girl can draw some cards out of a deck and then email you a bunch of stupid shite about how it's going to influence your life
Any live cams of this impending tsunami in NZ lads?
>>67367192
WEW LAD
>>67367170
Ask her out, lad. Saves you getting arrested and you might get >gf 2016
I believe in you, friend.
>>67367228
link her profile then, she isn't that weirdo german dyke by any chance?
someone last thread called me a "fucking yank twat", who was it? I'm coming back to say I'm not going to stand for that shit anymore. I'm a human being.
>>67367212
read some Kant
>>67367276
not me
fucking yank twat
>>67367276
FOY
>>67367276
alri reviewbrah
>>67364199
Are Farage securing us a great trade deal with the US
>>67367276
ill heem you pronto you chirpy little krill
>>67367262
No she's english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLr9M4RyZ7w
albania looks like switzerland
surprising
>>67367276
wish it was me
stupid yank twat
There may be swastikas popping up, and spikes in hate speech, and major conflcits of interest, but at least they're not using private email
>>67367332
don't understand how people can stand the fucking spit sounds
>>67367228
The sheer amount of girls with asmr channels now is insane
>>67367332
look at all that slap, like shes put it on with a trowel baka
I'll stick to ASMRDarling
>>67367370
ASMR.......DAHLING
>>67367276
me
fucking yank twat
looking forward to pretending that any members of my family know a thing about politics for this upcoming roast :) trump is soooooo evil hahaha
SNP supporters like to tell themselves that they're nothing to do with the nationalist instability that is consuming the West
>>67365799
my man
>>67367337
You should say "wish it WERE me".
Subjunctive mood.
>>67367366
link please
Why is it always women who are into rubbish like tarot cards, mediums and psychics and such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHwqTArd_xs
>literally an ad for cuckoldrty
my fucking sides
>>67367379
such a qt
What is wrong wih this man?
>>67367392
>But m-muh left wing nationalism is different!
>>67367386
spoken like a true 14 years old
Still no ASMR grill better than ASMRAurette.
>>67367416
Dunno but what's stranger is how mediums can shamelessly demean people like that. Literally sick in the head
>>67367430
everything
>>67367413
https://youtu.be/o8Acv1l9jFk
medical exams are the best ASMR
>>67367441
oh do one you obnoxious freak
>>67367250
Not a bad plan but I'm moving away from here in <1 month. >gf 2015 didn't go well, and on the current trent >gf 2016 is looking the same. Shooting for
>gf 2017
I had a wank in the toilet on the 100th floor observation deck of the tallest building in Hong Kong
Well behaved Trump lasted four days lads
>>67367521
had a wank in your mum's fanny
just found out lads:
if you have blue eyes you tend to be attracted to blue eyed women cos it provides some reassurance that you're the father. Like if you have blue eyes, your wife has blue eyes and your kid does too then you can be pretty assured that it's yours
I'm blue eyed and i've always been more attracted to blue eyed women and never realised why
>>67367539
alri niggerlad
>>67367430
not a lot
>>67367468
radical feminist dyke
binned
>>67367539
Load of bollocks
>>67367468
THIS. She just oozes full blown SJW legbeard though, bet she has really hairy pits
i had a wank in the toilet on the 100th floor observation deck of the building opposite the tallest building in Hong Kong watching a runt having wank on the 100th floor observation deck.
>>67366936
100%. His daughter converted for marriage and his son-in-law that toured the White House with him is her husband. Hell I'm pretty sure that having a Yugo wife doesn't make you exactly pro-muslim.
>>67366885
Very few women can pull off bangs. Most look like shit when they try it.
>>67367539
Or your wife got fucked by a dude with blue eyes.