1. your cunt 2. Have you ever touched a girl's butt Never ever.

1. Russia.
2. Almost dayly.

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Yes

I even put the tip of my benis on her butthole but not in it because that's pretty gross

1. Don't have one
2. Never

>I even put the tip of my benis on her butthole but not in it because that's pretty gross
I used to fantasize about doing this

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Yes, in 1st grade
Then it all went dowhill from there
>tfw your life peaked at age 6

I have never ever have had ever never ever

Once I was in a wedding congratulating my cousin and her groom, I was so nervous I poked my other cousin's satin-covered butt to make her get out of my way

1.America
2.No but I did (accidentally) touch a girl's boob once. She didn't seem to care at all.

>>67360856
1. Sweden
2. I've touched my sister's butt.

>>67361078
Sick of all these lies about boobs being erogenous zones

Only 1-3% of women can orgasm using boob-play

>>67361143
What's a boob? ;3

>>67361143
I never said that, was just saying that while I have never touched a butte I have touched a boobe :)

and it was a good experience

>>67361034
Did it feel nice?

Aus
No, not with their consent or them being family members

>>67361172
I-I don't understand, am I a metaphorical boob? Are you a hot trap with A-size breasts? Are you a small-boob aficionado

>>67361196
Just sayin' that women who throw hissy-fits over boob-touching are liars

>>67361215
It always does because they're always softer than you think

>>67361143
If you touch girls with all your heart they can orgasm even if you touch her hand.
How to deal with girls?
Love is the answer.

Never ever. I once accidentaly brushed my elbow against a girls boob, felt a lot harder than I thought it would.

Sure, i'm all for the ass.
Can't stop myself from putting a finger in her asshole when i'm fucking a girl. They love it

>>67361251
I love you Russian-qt/bro

>>67361241
sudan come play chess

>>67361254
this happened to me in grade 8 with the girl who developed big tits early. greatest day of my life

>>67361285
I am shit at it because of my ADHD and panic

>>67361315
lol it's fun m8

ive been learning again for the last two weeks, feels good man im getting not shit slowly

lynching niggers metaphorically

>>67361335
Okay I'll download an app and practice then come and play later

I like crossword puzzles alot they're endlessly fun but chess doesn't appeal to my autism

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Never

>>67361335
BTW are you the Canadabro who was concerned about his health? I started a few threads looking for you. Hope you're doing great and the headaches are gone.

>>67361393
Just find prostitution threads in whatsapp and fuck a sharmouta

>>67361386
download lichess app

it's the best, free and opensource and works very well.

True man but give it a shot. I never thought i'd like chess but it gets me a rockhard erection when i destroy some fucking shithead

1. Denmark
2. From 4 different nationalities so far

>>67361425
Done then

Crosswords seem safer, I get anxious when playing GTA missions and things slightly deviate from the script

>>67361460
add me and we'll play it's really fun when you get good

Just focus your autism on learning some openings and lines and it'll get fun

turkey
yes

>>67361414
No I want to touch a pure girl's butt

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>butt
>not grab them by the pussy

>>67360856
Yes
Slapped one too

IM DESTROYING NIGGERS

HAHAHAHA

>>67360856
I touched my mom's... Does it count?

sweden
yes

I love spanking a girl while she's on top of me, feels good desu and I like to hear her moans and grunts when it gets painful

My first gf said that feeling the pain in her butt for days afterwards reminded her of who she belonged to kek. fucked in the head.

>Australia
>along time ago when I was like 8 dancing at the discos.

>>67361571

Did she like it?

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usa
no but a girl and a guy has touched my butt

>>67360856

1. Russia
2. No. Never touched a girl's butt, never touched a girl's hand, never hugged a girl, never kissed a girl.

r8

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>>67361701
I am sorry, Ivan.
One day you will hug a beautiful woman.

>>67360856
Yes
By mistake

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>>67360890
>dayly
I see, successful waste of genetic material dont even have to study masterrace-tier language well?

Flag
I have slapped several butts, and my butt has been slapped by several people. It was a thing in my school for a while.

Yes I did.

>>67361905
Finnfaggot. Now I know.

>>67361905
I slapped my little sisters butt countless times when I walked behind her in the stairs at home.

She gets annoyed every time kek. Feels good man

>>67361905

At an all girl's school? Hot

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>>67361796

Oh, come on Johnny, I know it's not gonna happen and I'll die a kissless virgin. I'm 25, going to turn 26 next month, lots of people in my age are already getting married and I have never been in a relationship.

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>>67361956
not cool

The loneliness even extends to /int/. Of this I should not be surprised.

1. USA
2. No. But I hope that the first time I do, it is nice and firm and muscular.

I am an odd man.

>>67361958
Why did you think it was an all-girls school?

It was a normal school. Teenagers do silly shit.

I thought this stuff was common.

>>67360856
yes, many times

only two girls though

I was at a concert many years ago and grabbed this girl's butt who was in front of me but to the side. She turned around and punched the guy right behind her.

>>67362122

This thread is about girl's butts

>>67362049
I don't know how you can be that bad, though. I am an all-around unattractive 18 year old who never went to a high school with a chance at girls and I have hugged many girls that I could be friends with but both of us knew never a relationship.
Unless you were 400lbs and looked like a total serial killer I don't see how no girls would ever show you affection. That being said, I do not know how women are in Russia but you could at least try and go to a cafe or something. A concert, festival or something. There is hope for you.
If you have any male friends you could at least ask them.

>>67362156
And I slapped butts of both sexes.

>>67362065
Why not

She also used to sit on my butt and give me massages. And we slept together sometimes. But then when she got into puberty mom apparently took her aside one time and said she can't sleep next to me anymore. Feels bad man. We're still really close though and she's given me lots of relationship advice over the years.

>>67362161
>If you have any male friends you could at least ask them.
By this I mean you could ask male friends if they know any girls that might like you. Come on, some girls like the total loser type and want to make them feel warm and welcomed. And my understanding is Russian guys your age are generally good-looking, so why not give it a shot?

>all these hateful bitter comments seem daily on /int/ are done by bitter buttgrabbless virgins/people who grabbed only a few butts in their lives
>I am being influenced by these people

should I move to reddit or is it as sad as here?

>>67362215
reddit is incredibly diverse lad. there's subreddits for every kind of interest and demographic.

>>67362215
Move to /r9k/. It's filled with chad thundercocks.

>>67361650
>no one responds to my post
am i normal?

1. Oz
2. Yes, I grabbed a handful of my drunk cousins arse

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>>67362161
>>67362212

Lolno, I'm not a 200kg landwhale or some grotesquely ugly freak. I just have never had any experience of communicating with girls - my school class had 22 pupils and only 5 of them were girls, my university group had no girls at all and even at my current job there are not female workers either. I don't even know what to talk to them about. And I'm also extremely shy and have low self-esteem/self-confidence.

>some girls like the total loser type

This is probably true for America and Europe, but here nobody likes losers.

>A concert, festival or something.

I don't live in the capital. Good concerts and festivals performed by foreign bands and musiciants are quite rare in my town and the tickets are very expensive.

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>>67360856
Yes

>>67362851
go to the gym,get some tattoos,grow a short beard(cause most russians cant) ...
thanks me later..

>>67363034
>cause most russians cant

why?

Is it just bad genes or lack of testosterone?

France
yes

>>67363034
>go to the gym,

I've tried. Was regularly working out for almost a year, but hasn't gained much muscule mass.

>get some tattoos

I'd still look like a feminine faggot, but with tattoos.

>>67363245
squats+oats

>>67360856
when was eleven
now i'm complete autist

no, never even holded hands or had a conversation longer than 1 minute in friendly/romantic manner.

>>67363363
that's to become a tranny

>>67361701
same, and I'm 25 years old!!!

>>67363245
move to a richer country and get a better job and buy steroids then.

>>67362199
what does she smell like?