Merry, Marry, Mary

>>67356673
No it doesn't. But I see what you are trying.

That and spelling are the only things that distinguish American and Canadian English tbqh

>>67356673
it's the language that's stupid, bro, not the users

>Happy; Joyful
>Completed engagement
>Female name

?

>>67357064

He is referring to the pronunciation.

In american english "Merry, Marry, Mary" are all pronounced the same.

>>67357064
American English pronounces them all the same way, while some other dialects pronounce them slightly differently, leading to this splendid case of British banter.

When yanks pronounce craig as creg it really triggers me desu why cant they say it properly?

>>67357093

>craig as creg

Give me an example of how you pronounce it?

Vocarroo

Here is me pronouncing Craig

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rqjbwg69V4

>>67357093
"Cray-g" sounds forced. American English tends to shorten vowels quite a bit.

>>67357089
>>67357082
Its nothing to do with "american" English. Its your shit accent.

>>67357201

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18MR7SD1jS9

MARY MARY MARY MARY

>>67357201
Which is American English you spastic

Still better than Cockney and Estuary """English""", though I think we can agree that Received Pronunciation is aesthetic, if a bit prissy.

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>>67356673
I pronounce them differently

Haha. Get good noobs.

>>67357253

Post it on Vocaroo!

I actually cannot fathom that foreigners can pronounce these words differently! They are all pronounced the same !

>>67357273
Mary - /meri/
Marry - /mæri/
Merry - /mεri/

Only Canadians care enough to maintain such a distinction.

>>67357273

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRUBEt9i6b

>>67357238
There is no such thing as cockney English. There is a cockney accent but not a language you fucking moron.

>>67357315
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRUBEt9i6b

Ha! Cool!

Much like other Europeans you speak English with a British accent! I would have never guessed you are Albanian! Bravo!

>>67357201
https://youtu.be/HpVhSx0fZwM

>>67357328
We're talking about dialects, given that all of them are part of the broader English language.

New sitcom idea: a man lives with his wife named Mareee. Big bang style laugh tracks when the wife discovers the husband doing some ungodly neet shit. He then screams her name.

Gib money pls

>>67357340
>!
kys

>>67357440

Rude

>>67357424

U high bro?

>>67356673
No
Marry someone
Feel merry
Name your daughter Mary
Fek off
At least we dont call every fucking object an old squiddly dumptious twizzle sizzler