You wake up on Easter Island.

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Easter?

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Not my first timpe

>>67354420
Where's the bunny

set sail for christmas island

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Hmm?

>>67354420
There's nothing there to sustain life so you'd die within like 2 days.

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Easter?

what island?

>>67354601
Except you know a couple of 5 stars hotels and such.

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>>67354662
...?

>>67354601
You're right. I hear the only food there is sweet and rich in fat and sugar, but will kill you if you eat it...

>>67357187
t. amerifat expert

>>67354420
funny name for an island, what tongue is that?