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Jew here. Are Mormons Christian? I hear conflicting information.

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Jew here. Are Mormons Christian? I hear conflicting information.
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They consider themselves to be. It's like how Christians have the Old Testament that Jews read.
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>>67351891
>Jew here.
>Are Mormons Christian?
No, they are braindead morons following a literal cult. Just like you.
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>>67351891
No they arent. Every time i lived in a poor neighborhood them or jh would come to the dor. Makes you wonder if theyre usually poor. Then why.
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Yes, they worship Jesus Christ so they are by definition christian.

But baptists and catholics get their shit pushed in when you mention this.
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No. They're about as Christian as Muslims are.
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>yurop has muslims
>we have mormons
Another win for America.
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Is it true they believe certain US presidents, senators and congressmen are prophets?
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>>67352287
>yurop has muslims
it's not too bad if they are outnumbered by standing towers
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Mormons are good people. They take care of their communities and have large families.

And their wacky take on the bible and Jesus is no crazier than any other of the Sky Fairy religions.
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>be mormon
>come to USA
>say some shit about golden plates
>get massacred in missouri
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They are the middle term between the average american farmer and the amish.
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They're "Christian", but they have an extra book.

You know what, just watch the South Park episode, it explains everything.
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>tfw friend is mormon
All he does is play vidya, work, and fap to ecchi.

I also have a book of mormon on my desk right now.
Why haven't you thought about mormonism?
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>>67352439
>tfw live in Jackson County, MO
>tfw ran the Mormons out of their "Eden"
>tfw had BBQ for dinner again
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>>67351891
They believe that Jesus was the son of god but they don't believe in the trinity, which I guess is what disqualifies them from being "Christian".
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>>67351891
Objectively no

>>67352007
Edgy
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>>67351891
Mormons are not christian as they do not believe in the trinity
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I'm a Mormon AMA
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>>67352509
>After the destruction of the press of the Nauvoo Expositor, Joseph Smith was arrested and incarcerated in Carthage Jail where he was killed by a mob on June 27, 1844.
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>>67352601
Why did Putin shoot down the plane carrying half the Polish leadership?
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>>67352048
Except their God is hanging out on a moon that they'll all go to when they die and are good
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>>67352410
German humor, folks.
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>>67352048
They aren't Trinitarian
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>be mormon
>get massacred in missouri
>your leader gets killed by a mob while in prison
>the government sends armed Native Americans to kill you in Utah
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>>67352601
How's that white horse prophecy coming along?
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>>67352660

Yeah, and the whole "talking burning bush" and "magic parting the red sea" are completely reasonable.
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>>67352601
Where do you get the special magic underpants from? Is it a church thing or a special store..?
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>>67352733
Never said regular Christianity was any more sane.
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>>67352749
Not him (and not Mormon) but it takes almost no research effort to find out that the 'magic underwear' label is somewhat of a misconception. According to Mormon belief the underwear itself isn't "magic", it simply represents and symbolizes some spiritual thingy.
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>>67352749

Stores. https://store.lds.org

You can also stock up on survival food there as well.
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>>67351891
>jew here

...aannnndddd stopped reading right there
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>>67352806
Also, apparently the only Mormons who can wear the underwear are those who have participated in temple rituals, which don't make up a lot of the Mormon population. It's a super secret and super sacred thing.
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>>67352808
What the fuck is up with Mormons and preparing for the apocalypse? Normal people would just freak out, stop being weird
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Jehovah Witnesses > Mormons
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>>67352937
No
at least Mormons have a unique and wild theology to accompany their weird blandness. JW are just boring.
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make for good telly tho
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>>67351891

no, they are a new religion born out of Christianity.

The perfect analogy is that Mormons are to Christianity what the Bahai Faith is to Islam.
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>>67352937
>that fucking "take it to the paint or die" stance

Take my money!
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>>67351891
Wow what the fuck
I talked to 2 Mormon converter cunt last week
One blond, one darkhaired
Is this some sort of strategy
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