high fashion edition
coro
bepis
midday drinks to be quite honest with you
Nice edition
What's this draconian fantasy land where you just ban stuff and it solves the problem
Society doesn't work like that
cere
>>67345866
I cant it took my shoes ;_;
watching the telly with my headphones on
>>67345899
Not the same guy but I got a reply from it so clearly im alri
>>67345917
awful thread, won't be posting there
only done one poo today lads. i'm usually a 3 a day man. bit disconcerting iiabhwy
ciri
>it's a 'Bruce thinks he knows about fish and 'chips' episode
>>67345926
tories la
>>67345948
awfulpost, won't be reading this
got a strong desire to suck a giant cock or get fucked by 2 or 3 men
just want to be abused
wasn't really a fan of evangelion 3.0, massive plothole where all of that shit could've been avoided by telling shinji what was wrong instead of being collectively ragingly autistic and showing him the cold shoulder
had sex with cara once
alri
There's nothing posh about putting some lemon on the fish
>>67345960
Did 3 solid ones before lunch
Worked all the alcohol out
I said, PICK UP THE SOAP
>>67345970
>curry sauce on fish from the fish and chip shop
alri 'sheed
>>67345997
wat fish do they use in australia
in england we eat cod
My willy is much too small to ever have sex with a black girl
>>67345993
Ahoy hoy
>>67345976
sleep tight
Not even memeing or baiting or anything like that but i unironically think Im a cuckold
Luckily I have no gf or anything, but i almost exclusively wank to cuckold porn and it turns me on picturing the girls I fancy getting fucked by fit guys more than it turns me on thinking of me fucking them
>>67345926
it would work if our police were militarised like switzerland
nothing wrong with a bit of law and order to keep runts at bay
>>67345990
i once fucked her for a can of coke and strawberry boot laces
>computers been being repaired for 4 weeks
>been using my dads old old laptop
proper doing my head in lads.
>>67346028
>in england we eat cod
Not as much as you used to ahaha
back it up pon the don me work fi long
>Farage becomes first UK politician to meet Trump
isn't it funny
>>67346028
haddock is better
fuck off having two threads
>>67346023
>every chippy sells curry sauce in England and it's nothing like paki curry
Stick to your lemon you poofter
>>67346067
DELETE THIS
>>67346065
>4 weeks
No computer problem should take more than a couple of hours to fix. If it does then it's worth just replacing. What was wrong with it?
>>67346070
Farage isn't a UK politician, he's an EU one.
>>67346065
>not phone posting like a true millennial
C'mon gramps
>>67346070
funny isn't it
>>67346087
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
>>67346105
>leader of UKIP
>>67346087
>curry
>not gravy and cheese
>>67346070
>>67346114
Funny, is it not?
any bent lads in? want my arse drilled
>>67346098
not much actually
fan needed replacing
the company decided to replace the casing, which means they have to wait for the case from taiwan to arrive, which is taking a piss-take.
>>67346109
my phone is proper shit
>>67346065
> 4 weeks
Literally nothing takes 4 weeks to fix.
It's been to MI5 and back. Be worried.
just realized i'm a full blown cuck lads
I know you southern puffs don't have chips and gravy
do you get scraps though? an a dont mean having a fight outside the chippy
Do east mids, Nottingham, Derby and Leicester call it a cob or bap?
>>67346126
it's chippy, you bed wetting lunatic who headbutts walls
any melanin in? want my country ruined
>>67346126
>>67346195
cob
>>67346195
roll
Want to get into urbex lads but I've got no mates that would want to do it
Anyone here in /London/ want to do urbex?
Remember back when I was more social, I was about 17 at the time, a group of about 10 of us broke into this abandoned pub through the roof. You had to climb up a tree, onto the roof and then into the window. It still had the cutlery laid out on the tables, alcohol behind the bar, condoms in the bathroom
Was a good night
>>67346185
no
southern chippies are far less eloborate than northern ones.
the chipgrocers
>>67346028
Local shop does hoki
>>67346185
Southerners don't do scraps; they chuck it in the bin.
Disgrace.
What should I take out lads?
Hi Brits! I personally like your culture. The only fact that your culture and yor country gave birth to the American nation is amazing. Nevertheless you are still like a superior to all the other anglosphere. Britannia will rise again I believe.
>>67345593
>>67345593
>>67345593
let's take the empire back yet lads
>>67346220
no one cared the first time you posted it you fucking annoying paki
fuck off
>>67346065
Why didn't you just repair it yourself?
>>67346045
stop wanking to cuckol porn you munter
off to the chipskis
Been to a dismal 24 foreign countries
>>67346206
underrated post
Lads, lads!
Should I wank before I go to bed?
>>67346067
delet
>>67346242
These aren't seen as good cars here sorry mate
Truly a saint
>>67346195
Bun masterrace.
It literally is a 'bun' though.
>>67346142
>didn't win a seat
>represents nobody in the UK aside from in the EU
>>67346278
yee
anyone want anything from the chippery
>>67346257
Guess I think thats the first step. Im worried that itll ruin my sex life or relationships
>>67346067
You lot must be bricking it now that we are about to tear up that bullshit eu fishing directive.
>>67346242
Wrangler
eating these
>>67345876
>cara: vacuous dyke with no intention of reproducing but gets fawned over ad nauseum bu the liberal media for being a 'rebel' or some shit
>kate midleton: hyper-reproductive saint with her third along the way and gets blasted for perpetuating the 'house-wife' meme
all the while muslims are breeding like rats and infecting every aspect of western society and thats apparently a good thing ...
>>67346050
go and live in north korea where you belong
>>67346253
Only ever posted that story once
Have posted about looking for people to urbex with a few times though
I'm literally the whitest person in this thread btw end yourself you little runt
>>67346255
my dad bought me it like 4 years ago and it had some long ass repair warranty thing.
i will build my next computer once i save up a sufficient amount.
>>67346242
3rd is easiest to hotwire but you'll never get away before the cops show up
lads
don't think I can be arsed to go out
should I ?
Would literally destroy any runt itt, no one is jacked like me
Should I go to a Protestant, Baptist or Catholic Church tomorrow morning lads?
I'm looking for a qt
Any lads LOCKED IN?
>>67346283
I dont like them either
They are my siblings desu. I had a jeep and it was complete shit.
The audi s7 in the far is nice though
can feel todayis gonna be a productive one
sundays are secretly the nicest days
not drinking rules
>>67346242
aw shii nigga u finna ghost ride tha whip 2nite yeh? iiight iighhht truee true....
a succulent chinese meal
and a can of fanta
>>67346351
rinse fm
>>67346349
Orthodox
>>67346346
Literally every lad who looked like this in primary was a manlet-in-waiting
>>67346195
i can confirm cob
>>67346359
this weekend has been nothing but overcast and rainy shite
thoroughly not a fan of it
>>67346351
yeh theres been a few robberies in the area recently
>>67346299
I like Britain, but I most certainly don't want to lose our cod
gonna close this tab and read my novel lads before hitting the sack.
>>67346373
There are no orthodox churches in the UK you utter spanner
Trump is President fucking hell
>>67346332
>cops
FOY
>>67346407
of the UK?
>>67346394
take back our fishing waters make the sea great again
>>67346389
BRUH
>>67346289
UKIP do have a seat and he represents UKIP
gg yurocuck
>>67346195
they call them buns or baps (proper working class thingto call them) in birmingham, breadroll would also be understood
You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: I've been watching a lot of Rick and Morty.
do the breadmongers open on a sunday?
>>67346398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Orthodox_Church
>>67346397
curry sauce too chief?
>>67346448
*fart burp reddit*
>>67346394
Tough titty, it's our cod now.
>>67346389
really can't justify the fact I chuckled at that
I'm going to bed
>>67346195
heard they call them breadcake in bury
>>67346408
That guy is a yank though
new laptop stickers
anyone else call these bin lids
>>67346453
love this gimmick
>>67346220
r/urbanexploration
guess it would be a bit harder in London but there's loads of abandoned buildings in brum to explore
Why do blacks have more rhythm?
>>67346493
why is mega man killing reddit??
>>67346413
>Thinking we have a president
FOY
>>67346493
I remember when I was 12 too.
>>67346453
>breadmongers
now then 1885
>>67346448
>/pol/ buttblasted their writers so badly, they had Rick and Morty beat up Hitler to get back at them
Howling
>>67346496
bin lids are the massive barms you can fit shitloads on
>>67346525
oh so what does Trump have to do with /brit/ then??
Business idea:
Rig the North Sea's cod with explosives
Work tomorrow, have to go to bed. Might leave early though
>>67346464
yes, of course
Do you even blade?
>>67346468
Yeah meme it up d-bag, I would write a longer response but my wine is about to hit that critical point of oxidation that turns it into a viscous vinegar. So as they say in Canada, peace oout!
>>67346547
leave early tbqhy
>>67346516
low iq/self awareness = no inhibitions
Stottie is the best bread. Fact.
don't think I'm gonna go out lads
too much effort and I'll just feel like shit again
>>67346516
It's spelt riddim bigot
>tfw to smart too be smart
the worst thing about having recently got a gf is that all my self-improvement efforts have been comrpomised
i have less time to go to gym
i've lost a lot of progress on langauge learning and teaching myself music
i haven't opened my book in weeks.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57463d0b29bfa
wonder if id cum from this
>>67346591
looks a bit like ciabatta, is it?
Can you deal with this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
I've gained exactly 125lbs in the last year HAHA
>>67346611
Do you feel happier?
>>67346603
The pubs are already shut, my millennial friend.
>>67346448
Upvoted xd we did it reddit.
>Donald Trump, President of the United States of America
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478838139871.webm
babestation bum
>>67346351
yeah course bruv you know me
>>67346636
hey fatty bum bum
>>67346537
>Thinking Abradolf Linclher has anything to do with /pol/
You really pat yourselves on the back way too hard.
>>67346640
i'm not sure
its a mix of feels
there are definitely aspects of being a shut-in loser with no female prospects that i miss strangely enough.
>>67346611
who cares the only reason youd do self improvement is to get a gf
>>67346642
>pubs
don't care
>>67346620
Stottie isn't a crusty as a ciabatta; it's soft throughout, and much larger too, about a 12 inch diameter.
some trump supporter yelled "cuck" in my ear in the lecture hall
copped untrue and campfire headphase
>>67346546
>denmark's fishing monopoly literally btfo
i like it
>>67346613
>tattoo
doubt it
need a fertile irish lass
>>67346611
Yup and thats just the beginning of the sacrifices you will have to make.
>>67346690
would take a ridiculously large bit off to the point i can barely even chew it/10
>Half of you listen to Chink music
>Half of you listen to nig music
Ah yes, /brit/
>>67346642
>His pub shuts at 11
Mine are open till 1
>>67346676
hes on about a neo nazi that got beaten up in a credits scene, the writer talked about it in a commentary
>>67346739
all me
>>67346537
I thought that was a meme until someone linked the commentary on youtube.
That is one triggered jew.
should I shave?
>>67346676
Sorry Reddit, they literally admitted it in the episode commentary
Turns out one of the lads from school is transgender now. Bit of a weird chap. Looked like simply red.
>>67346661
was expecting a trap desu
>>67346752
Link it then
>>67346739
i listen to metal
>>67346757
shave your fingers off so you can never use a keyboard to post this shite here again
>>67346739
i listen to anime music exclusively
>>67346407
really, really dumb
>>67346434
>they call them buns or baps (proper working class thingto call them) in birmingham, breadroll would also be understood
what the FUCK are you on about you false flagging cunt. you are NOT a brummie
It is a cob, only a cob and nothing else but a cob
lads what does women's skin feel like
>>67346732
Southern English will never experience the joy that is a ham and pease pudding sandwich.
I don't know why they continue to live, to be honest with you family.
>>67346747
Oh so the writers did it to piss off /pol/ but they just took it as a badge of honour that no one likes them?
>The first Slovene American First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
>tfw you pull a long string of cum out of your japs eye 10 minutes after you wank
>>67346803
like a warm snake
if you haven't experienced a mixture of existential dread, loneliness, and anger at the modern liberal system you are simply not living.
>>67346739
not me i only listen to absolute bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjnZQdGwP8
>>67346742
Not proper pubs; yours is some chav-infested hell hole with too loud music and 'alcoholic test-tubes' or some shit.
>>67346803
salty sand
>>67346811
pretty much, also the fact that they managed to trigger someone so hard he spent actual production money trying to get back at them
>>67346803
soft
>>67346765
met 3 benders from school since leaving now
one is normal the others turned completely camp. proof that it's all an act
feel my confidence would skyrocket if I didn't have forward head
>>67346761
Huh, another mention of the source, yeah I can really tell they failed to get to /pol/.
I just did a fat line of cocaine and I'm buzzing tits
>>67346802
never heard anyone call it a cob 2bh
what part of birmingham are u from
>>67346857
underrated
>>67346889
good lad
whats everyones "local" called?
>>67346811
>they just took it as a badge of honour that they triggered leftycucks?
Yes
>>67346823
great, isn't it?
>you can see the first lady of america's tits and arse on the internet
>>67346878
its fixable through exercise.
>>67346739
>not listening to anime grime
smfh
https://youtu.be/u4Dno4TDBoU
>>67346924
it is
>>67346914
The Last Post
Seriously
>>67346873
3 seconds of cartoon animation? During the end credits? Trust /pol/ to make a headline out of a footnote.
>>67346914
the chilean trap is posting in mammi
>>67346927
can't speak proper english either
wonder if we'll ever see her 2bh
>>67346891
east but I work in the city centre
>best looking
>most charismatic
>shagged the most girls
>most intelligent
How do you lads put up with me?
Pic related
u aint no muslim bruv
>>67346878
unlock your desk chair and balance yourself out sitting as straight as possible and it'll sort itself out
>going to the pub
rorke
>>67346914
the bloody anus
>>67346195
any answer other than bun is wrong
>>67346914
spoons
>>67346739
i only listen to techo live sets from between 1994-2002
>>67346980
Whens season 2 of stranger things
>>67346980
by being me
>>67346757
>>67345876
now i understand why western model agency reitire at them 24, based
>>67346811
No, the jew admitted to going to /pol/ and getting so triggered that he dedicated hundreds of thousands of the production budget to one up those nasty people on a Malaysian McDonalds menu.
It was truly pathetic.
>>67346980
>>67346980
how do canadians deal with americans
they are so much cooler
>>67346811
>>67346968
And now they are triggering you. Their power knows no bounds
balls always itch unless i shave the hairs off them
its like the hairs bend back onto my ballsack and then end up scratching the skin
very irritating
>>67347014
Good lad.
I'm partial to Sven Väth and Dave Clarke myself.
got kicked out of mcdonalds last night lads
>>67347056
wax them
>>67346974
she speaks fluent English as well as 5 other languages. It's really respectable, I get get a bit frustrated just learning español
>I'm partial to Sven Väth and Dave Clarke myself
>>67347079
Don't tell us what happened lad
there's a model in one of my classes lads
>>67347056
cut your ballsack off to save a problem
>>67346980
can never get over that chin
the state of it
Trump is so thick and such a heritagefag he will do whatever we say
Do you think people have talents that they aren't aware of or would that naturally come out?
Ive never held a guitar in my life, maybe im the best guitarist in the world and will never know.
israel will be the death of the jews
ritsu-chan
>>67347129
What would make sense if it was an arts class
>>67347120
What's wrong? Too spicy for you millennials?
>>67347121
I won't
just text the weedman saying
>yo you about bruv
>>67347140
very much doubt that
>>67347140
nice chairs. bit gaudy, but quite nice.
>>67346739
I'm a man of refined taste 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxVBziFvtU
>>67347200
screenshot for proof
any tips on deepthroating? can only do about 5 inches
>>67345876
This 2bh
and thats it?
>>67347186
fucking george soros...................
redpill me on this guy
is he a mental?
>>67347054
>The word 'Triggered'
Ah yes, the nuclear weapon of keyboard warriors, but I'm getting a lot of responses from people claiming it's someone else who was triggered and not them. It really makes you think.
good night
>>67347231
yeah pull the trigger next time its in your mouth
any tips on lasting longer while shagging lads?
unironically last for about 10 thrusts before unleashing my daddy juices
im LITERALLY shaking
>>67347224
lied about saying bruv to look cool
sorry
>>67347278
Good night
tried mead for first time
very nice desu
>>67347256
he took the redpill and he couldn't handle it
>>67347231
More than enough for me
*unzips pants and presents a throbbing 2.73'' penis*
>>67347300
runt
>>67347231
Press your index finger into the heel of your hand, it suppresses your gag reflex so you can take all of that dicc
>>67347295
wank with death grip
>>67347186
absolute state of the mainstream media
>>67347295
Have a wank 10 minutes before.
But NEVER tell her about it. (I presume it's a 'she'.)
>>67347300
knew it
>>67347231
smile
it suppresses the gag reflex iirc
>>67347314
Why do people keep saying this
Where is the proofs hes a /pol/tard?
I know he comes to /brit/, or atleast has in the past
>>67347343
you presume wrong
>>67347231
bit gay lad
I had one good thing in my life: I really liked these new headphones
And now they're crackling and I can't fix it and using them feels like stabbing myself in the foot repeatedly
>>67347140
So this is how the spuds feel with the muh heritage yanks.
>>67347324
>2.73''
>imperial and decimal system
why?
so so sorry
>>67347249
soros is one of the most obvious devious bastards, there are many like him that are better at not leaving a trail
>>67347231
relax the muscles of your stomach itll help you release tension in your face/throat muscles as well
you need to be as limp as possible to fit it down there
at my 'rum shot clean + sup of coke afterward to mask the alcohol (as oppossed to rum + coke') stage
only danger lies ahead now
>>67347367
>Where is the proofs hes a /pol/tard?
comment on one of his videos, some guy asked him if he wen't to /pol/ and he said yes and that he doesn't like the direction the world is headed
>>67347116
She speaks English the same way all longterm adulthood migrants do, understands perfectly but speaks jarringly with a load of pauses.
Doesn't really matter anyway, she's become the most successful gold-digger in the world and will do just fine.
>>67347263
cannot believe it actually happened
REVIEWBRAH DOESN'T BROWSE /brit/ YOU FUCKING MONGS
>>67347404
didn't read a word
>>67347404
>he isn't at the rum straight out of the bottle stage all the time
>the media, celebrities, and pop stars, all spoke in favour of clinton ... she lost to a man who said he's going to build a wall
I fucking love cocaine. Only problem is its so expensive
crazy how there are so many large multi-billion dollar organisations, people, companies and corporations in the world, yet they barely have 5 words to them on Wikipedia
>>67347273
So in summary, you're triggered
>hater (noun)
>Term used by millennials to condescend opposing opinions.
>"This guy thinks I'm wrong, I couldn't possibly be wrong, he must just be a hater."
>>67347433
t. reviewbrah
>>67347441
same lad, same
anyone want to go chill with the bilderberg lads with me
Zac
>>67347433
he browses /pol/
>>67347433
Yes I do. Just not very often. Have been linked here before obviously.
like the gimmick where charlie sloth makes yank rappers spit over grime and they can't hack it
>>67347441
meh it's overrated
>>67347368
> Yanks and the absolute state of their inability to use adverbs.
>>67347444
such as
>>67347480
alri reviewbrah haha
>>67347418
heading*
the fuck even is this?
>pic related
>>67347425
>gold-digger
she was fairly famous and rich before Donald and long long before he became political
>>67347488
>t. Guy who's only ever had shit stuff
>>67347488
you're sniffing washing powder and paracetamol
rate my new haircut lads
I like the gimmick where Callum Cronin pretends he is black
Death Grips is so fucking awful
>>67347445
Yes.
fucking love paracetamol and fentanyl
not gonna go out, gonna go sleep instead haha
>>67347425
Most of those kinds of couples who ascend to political power are fake/extremely fucked up anyway. Melania is an incredibly obvious gold-digger but it's no worse than most of them desu
>>67347441
>expensive
>short lasting
>always cut no matter where you get it
avoid that shit lad, besides smack it's the worst drug to develop a habit
shan't be replying to that
If Trump divorces Melania would Ivanka become the first lady?
muslims and gays
boy we hate your ways
>>67347439
>The already successful overlords of modern day society all favour one candidate
Hmmm yeah really making me think
night in with the best friend a mate can ask for
>>67347633
Rorkesheed
photo of my street
>>67347679
>the state of american pavements
im gay hahaha
>>67347244
Literally this
>Trump says the election is rigged
>Wins it
What was meant by this?
>no offense but
>and then proceeds to say something offensive
>>67347256
>CNN money
wot
>>67347525
Still a billionaire is the ultimate goal for supermodel golddiggers. Classic sign of having a kid asap too, gotta have some way to work around a prenup if it all goes tits up
>>67347723
he managed to beat the rigging obviously
>>67347711
what's wrong with them? better than what we have
>>67347723
They didn't rig it enough
>>67347656
>Reddit file name
>>67347716
bit gay
>>67347716
bit bent batty bucks
r8 my new boots lads
noticed that people say "i'm gonna cum" about a second before they actually do. bit of a short warning time frame 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KxE_NV8R4Y
makes me want to adopt every mutt in the local kennel
>the media is bad dude... they're like... feeding you rubbish.... you can't even have your own opinion nowadays man its like everyone are like sheep!
>drumpf? oh yeah that motherfucker!!!!!! i hate him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK DRUMPf
im a nonce hahaha
>The media was on Trump's side
>The FBI was on Trump's side
>The police were on Trump's side
>The Russians were on Trump's side
>Wikileaks were on Trump's side
Ah yes, but Jay Z was at one of Hillary's rallies so she is the one backed by powerful people
>>67347824
It's porn.
Might cum at some point during the next few hours
isn't calling non-murderous muslims "moderates" admitting that the ideology is a bad and dangerous one?
>>67347762
don't think she needs him. especially being as controversial and as influential as he now is
>>67347868
>>The media was on Trump's side
>implying
>>67347868
>The media was on Trump's side
are you retarded
are you currently having an aneurysm
>>67347880
you are a racist
i am a bent nonce hahaha
>>67347868
>The media was on Trump's side
>>67347868
I look to Jay Zed for all my political opinions
>>67347868
>False
>Debatable
>Citation needed
>Didn't impact at all
>Maybe
>>67347876
Thanks for the warning m8, I'm preparing myself
i will win the election dudes
screencap this post
>the media
ah yes wonder who owns it
i fail to believe that the world can profit from a mans dick
seeking a new
>>67348030
you should be really ashamed of yourself
anyone watch this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4Qc9Q2xtM
>>67348056
and who are you?
>>67348016
Did he have any endorsements aside from le water filter salesman?
>>67348076
i'm the dude
>>67347530
I've had pretty pure stuff
it's shite unless you're also drinking, all it does is agitate you and makes you a fiend to keep snorting loads
>>67348085
He had loads of endorsements during the primaries, they were flooding in
>>67348091
>>67348091
>>67348091
Virus do not click
>>67348085
>implying he needs anyone else
>>67348109
I mean from the media
>>67348085
He had some b-list celebrities and some athletes, but the media mostly ignored them.
>>67347656
meth and heroin hahahah bet you're really going places buddy