/aus/

Off to a good start, lads

hi lads

got called a pom twat in walkabout lads

yes hello i heard this is the new balt thread

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Have you ever, ever felt like this...

>>67345725
Strange things happen goin round the twist

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Did OP mean /v4/ general perhaps?

>>67345593
NIGGERS SUCK

Facking grouse fukin thread ya fkn cunt. Can't fokn wait to fcking tell my fookin mates about this one. Feck.

>>67345850
R A R E
A R E
R E
E

>all these flags
Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney

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>>67345593
You're country is going to be full of water when your outback turns into one giant ocean ripping your country in twain!

Glug glug UK down under!

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>>67345593
Fuckin roight o, bruce

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>>all these flags
>Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney

got some family in Queensland, how big is it?

might just have a walk around until I spot them

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How's AUssieland?

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>>67346414
It's fucking GROOOOOOOUSE

>>67346386
It's pretty big moite, where is your senpai(ily) located?

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>the absolute STATE of that thread

>>67346566
>that thread
which one?

>>67346624
made a mistake

>>67346560
dunno, a few of them have come to visit us though. great uncle was literally a multi millionaire until he spent it all on a round the world trip ending with fucking yorkshire, he actually got got a book published about moving to aus as a "pom"

Reminder that if you're from a town bigger than 1000 people, you're not a true blue Aussie.

>>67346815
Oath

>>67345593
Feels like something the aborigines would've said to us.

Haha

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good thread
i'm sure it will last

Should I say true blue a lot when I come there to seduce your women?

haha reply to me on facebook jordan

>>67347795
You true blue should

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>>67345593

>>67345593
I read "we're full of fuck-ups"

eyy ladies

>>67347795
Fuck oath ya should

smeg me arse, lads! got a ton of work to do and got all caught up in this election business. crikey!

>>67349922
>smeg
You were so close to speaking like one of us

Australia sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you live there.

>>67349995
strewth, ya cunt, I spell colour with a 'u'!

>>67350083
There ya go cunt

>>67350031
Nah cunt I heard ya had so many dicks in ya mouth it tore

>>67350225
Get that cock out of your mouth, faggot. Or whatever you fags call fags, poofter.

>>67346566
>Not realising we're just a parody of /brit/

>>67350693
I prefer to think of it as a new and improved version.

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Bf just sent me this

having some clean water

https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI

scarn

>>67345593
How can you be full when you have so much empty land?

>>67351679
That's where we store our boomerangs

>>67351679
emu territory is off limits to h*mans

>>67351679
you're welcome to live out at bumfuck nowhere

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who else here workin for the dole?

>>67345593
Just watched The Odd Angry Shot, thanks to the fucker who recommended it. Seemed pretty accurate as far as friends and shit goes.
The Aussie US drunken brawl was my favorite part t b h.

Oh and thanks for that email shit your shitposter did, really helped with the election.

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>>67346386

>>67345593
NO!!!
Your country is empty!!!
I go to Your country and I get Australian citizenship right nau!!

>>67353624
So glad I'm working at Maccas instead of doing this shit

>>67353656
imagine being forced to live in the UK

>>67353727
wow what a soft cunt rofl

u think its hard doin thast shit? get smoko whenever u want at maccas wat u get a break every hour or some bs

i walk off whenever the fuck i want tell my supervisor to get fucked every day

>>67353751
i know this is b8 but these people should be purged from this country underclass scum

>>67353751
No, it's not hard, it might be tedious but I'll take their money instead of (((Centrelink's))) shitty handouts

>>67353775
fuck off u stupid little shit u gonna have a bitch cos im too lazy to type out proper english or some bs huh would that make u feel better u monarchist faggot

>>67353790

its easier than workin at maccas i can tell u from experience lol

u end up only workin about 2-3 hours a day unless ur stupid and go to a stupid site or some bs

shiet i turn up 2 hours late evetry day and leave half an hour early every day... n one says dick lol

>>67353751
We told you before, don't post again until you learn manners.

anyone got a spare gf

>>67353838
fuck off no one cares about papa new guinea go eat each other u poof

>>67353669
why no one care my post??
I tried to troll at least

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this thread represents a rug, and I just shat on it
:^)

>>67353861
Papua*

>>67353840
yeh m8 by when do you need her

>>67353888
>888
noice

all non-australians need to leave RIGHT NOW or I'm calling security

>>67353840
Nah mate but if I get one I'll let you borrow it when I'm not using it

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>>67353861
Y-you're r-r-rewd.

>>67353935
new zealander ok?

>>67353951
r u tryin to imply im chinese? cos u r wrong

>>67353966
No

>>67353903
as soon as available

>>67353834
ahh yes, so this is the so called republican

>>67353971
These shitposts are too shit to be real shitposts.

>>67353976
nothing personal

>>67354038
go catch kuru you people-eating nigger

Hi.

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Reminder

>>67354187
das deep

>>67354187
proper bantz desu

SCAUSSY DOO WHERE ARE YOU?

>>67354187
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67346362
me on the left

>>67346815
How bout Kalgoorlie mate? Ate more fucking red sand than proper tucker growing up there

the absolute state of this thread

dead thread ;(

>>67363180
Have a long week of wageslaving ahead :(