1. Your country? 2. Your dream job?

>>67344897
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sleep at work

Guitarrist of a japanese post-hardcore band.

Fluffer in gay porn

>>67344897
Mike Adriano's job

model fucker

>>67344957
Holy shit, this
Where can I send my application?

Swim coach for 12yo schoolgirls

>>67345140
Work for the government.

>>67344897
1. Flag
2. Programer (video games)

¿And you dream job OP?

Water taster.

>>67344897
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do anything for money (that isn't lewd or will get me in shit)
[spoiler]though i'd like to work on games/playtest them[/spoiler]

professional neet

>>67345140
greece

burger king chef

>>67346590
Have you seen Chef?

>>67345245
white males need not apply

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>>67344897
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I wish I could be a middle class officer in the British army of the 1750's who would be unable to progress through the ranks due to being too poor to afford the commission.

>>67344897

nuclear weapon generator

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Biologist

Studying the fauna of places like Yukon, Alaska, Yellowstone, Norway, Sweden, Brazil, China, or Japan, was always my dream. Specially study animals like wolves, whales, bears, and monkeys. Imagining living a life like that?? Even better you wouldn't need to interact with people, not as much as having a government job, at least.

I would like to be a human toilet paper for females.

Shopping malls and other places with public toilets would hire me to go to the female toilet to lick pussys after they piss and the anus after they poop, so they would save costs and the environment, with the toilet paper

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i already have a dream job.
i make money renting two homes.
i am nice and fair with the price.
i only have to work twice a month, and its just collecting rent money from each home.
i make twice money the national average just for that.

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usa
yes

>>67347428
I forgot how expensive rent was in Iceland, or at least in Akureyri. Iirc it's absurdly expensive.

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>>67347211

stay at home dad but actually do >>67344957

I dunno. Maybe a cop, SWAT or Border Patrol. Or worse case scenario stay in the military and be a gunner's mate.

Something dangerous, or something to do with guns. not indoors in some shitty office or some lame shit like that.

>>67347543
Rvk 101 is like 4-5 times higher

>>67347608
Gay

The reason some people are irrationally drawn towards feet and specifically licking them, up to uncontrollable sexual urge to do so, is because a parasite has hijacked their brain and is manipulating it to procreate.

The parasite is found in the dirt, after which (primitive) humans walk over it barefoot and have their feet contaminated, and finally, transmit it via the illogical sexual fetish to their partners. The parasite then proceeds to relocate in the brain, and much like Toxoplasmosis does for anal by creating an irrational urge to lick one's asshole (since it spreads through the feces), this parasite rewires the sexual sector and creates an attraction towards feet smell, so humans proceed to lick the feet that got them infected and re-populate the parasite inside them.

People no longer walk barefoot, but they still do get infected by the parasite from poor hygiene, which leads to the unexplained fetish appearing anyway.

>>67347998
that sounds like an incredibly specific adaptation that limits them to one species

I'm studying design at the moment, but i will most likely drop out this semester.

My dream job as a designer would be creating some sort of mechanisms. Factory equipment or so.

Professional shitposter

>>67345090
you just need enough money and know the right agencies

>>67344897
Being paid for doing nothing

Worshipping Kate Middleton's feet

Fucking astronaut

Game developer

>>67344897
University professor teaching musuc.

Image board janitor