>you wake up in São Paulo What to do?

>>67338441
Isn't that the nicest city in Brazil?

Purchase the soonest flight back to Europe

>>67338441
Be happy I woke up in the nice part of Brazil and jack off.

post saoPaulolian cute girl

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>>67338441
Screaming like a stuck pig in horror, I flee to the closest European embassy.

I have them put me on the next plane back to any European country, but not before at least half a dozen men armed to the teeth escorts me to the airport.

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>>67338491
yes if you like big cities

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>>67338491
Biggest but not nicest, it's not even in the top 10.

>>67338441
1. Try to find some off-duty cop to protect me.
2. Get to its airport

>>67338441
Have a lunch in Liberdade and come back to Rio.

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It looks like a sunny Hong Kong

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>>67338606

try not to get killed by niggers, or police, or Max Payne

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>>67338606
Typical girl from São Paulo City

get a qt brazilian gf <3

>>67338771
t. Hungry

>>67338441
settle there

is it alright if I speak Portuguese with a portuguese accent

>>67339493
>is it alright if I speak Portuguese with a portuguese accent
Only if you open a bakery

>>67339536
nevermind, I'll settle in the portuguese quarter

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>>67338441
rumba

Migrate to Uruguay.

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State of São Paulo has the best cities in Brazil, not that this is a big deal

Cities are ugly but have many heavy industries

This is a city in the interior of São Paulo (not São Paulo City, It's random City) with 100 thousand inhabitants. It looks like Sim City

>>67338441
Check if I still have my kidneys.

Look for bunda

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I cotinue my daily routine, since i wake up there everyday.

Try to see if my spoken portuguese is good enough to get some ass.

>>67340263
Você faz aula? Ou vai tentar improvisar por saber Francês que é próximo em alguns aspectos?

move to campinas or sorocaba

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Go to Japantown and find a manga shop

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Find a Brazilian cutie.

Are Brazilian girls as cute now as they were in the '70s??

>>67340410
Other than the main square, Liberdade looks like shit desu

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>>67338441
I wake up everyday in São Paulo :3.

Love this city so much :3:3:3

Also, probably I will fap to lolis and stay on 4chan, as usual.

>>67340607
As long as there's a bunch of japs and weebs around I'd be fine.

Find a tranny to fuck

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i would recommend to buy horse first it's mainstream transport here.

>>67340415

I think girls from this generation are so much prettier. They're slutier too.

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>>67341063
>that's the worst spot he could find in Curitiba
First world confirmed.

>>67340927

When it comes to trannies: Rio de Janeiro >>>>>>>>>>>>>> all Brasil.

>>67341168
Lol i randomly tapped 3 tames 2 at centre 1 at south

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>>67341168
WTF Curitiba?

>>67341519
Did you know that Curitiba was the city of Brazil that received the most Russians and Slavs?

Only Poles were 200,000, 300,000 Russians and 250,000 Ukrainians.

>>67341519
>the barbed wire on top of the spiky fence
kek

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>>67341906
no i didn't
wtf now curitiba looks like

wtf i want to cum in Brazil

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>>67342087
Ukrainian immigration memorial in Curitiba

>>67342090
lewd

>>67340789
How's the job market there? I might need a job soon, but I don't speak much of Portuguese so I'm kind of fucked. Hard language to speak, for me. Maybe I can work in a factory like the guy in hulk? Pls respond

>>67340043
looks very 1st world. from a bird's eye view anyway.