>you will never live in a small town in the deep rural America

>>67337109
creepy things happen

>>67337195
like what

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>>67337109
lel, there was a girl in my year at school called Neola

He was a man of peace living on a quiet farm in North Dakota, untill one day all hell broke loose...

>>67337241
>meth, incest, poverty
>grinding emptiness
>lack of a sense of direction

northwestern/new england small towns are GOAT, anywhere else in the rust belt/south/parts of midwest is just asking for shittiness. its why the voted trump, because he promised an end to the crippling life of smalltown merika.

>>67337241
there arent any black men to fuck your wife for you

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>You will never get some gas from the only filling station in town

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>you will never go the the mass on Sunday morning at the local catholic church

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>you will never go to the small movie theater with the girl you love and you met some days ago

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>you will never go to the small brick-walled bank to get some money

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>you will never get your mail from the small local post office

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>you will never live in one of these nice and little houses

>>67337109
And thank FUCK for that

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>>67337241
Like lights in the sky, people disappearing and black helicopters. Things like that.

>>67338149
this
normal american things

>>67337959
>>67338014
;_;

You're one weird guy OP

>>67337477
>implying we're Catholicucks

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>>67337109

>move to a deep rural hamlet expecting traditional values
>ends up being a hippy commune

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>>67337521
>>67337573
>>67337647
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>>67337959
>>67338014
10/10 would drink sweet tea in

I live in a small town in deep rural Canada

Pretty much the same thing

>>67338572
>Dauphin Rural Municipality
>>>/x/

>>67338547
Brit transplants fucking hate sweet tea

>>67338599
I will learn to love it, Colonel Sanders and Robert E Lee demand it

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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrD4NhTFdo

>>67337959
>>67338014
I'm not a fan of American cities, but fuck that is beautiful.

If only you knew how to built pretty houses.

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>>67337959
>>67338014
Looks like a planned community. I prefer living in a normal village

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>citycuck
>cant even leave my house at rush hour
>will never get to walk around my acres of property
>will never drive down a comfy country lane

>>67337109

It's okay. Gets boring if you aren't into it

>>67337477

I don;t think that's a catholic church

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>>67338917
>he expects me to rate American housing styles
>posts an image made with cancerous flat design, making everything look the same

Get out. Now.

>>67339024
Slovenian cities are nice, but it's your mountains and closeness to nature that brings that 'whoa, that brings tear to my eyes' effect

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>>67339380
>Kranjska Gora
good choice desu

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>>67339024
Slovenia looks max comfy. I must travel there at once.

>>67339459

It's actually shitty. I've been there before

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>>67339459
I implore you to VisitSlovenia(TM)

>>67339515
kys yourself

>>67339588

Sorry your smelly non historical zit on the map isn't worth going to

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>>67339673
It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore any importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

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>you will never live in a forgotten village in Transylvania.

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>>67339782

Wew all this butthurt. Your people have no history and no culture of their own

I live in a town like that OP.
You can come visit. Its nice to visit, but fuck living here.

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>>67339860
This thread alone shows the opposite. What part of the country did you visit btw

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>>67339421
I really hope you're protecting the environment there. But, looking at your clean, well kept cities I feel there's no reason to worry.
Slovenia is a hidden gem here in Eastern Europe. I'd love to visit you guys one day.

>>67339824
reeee

Erdély is ours, give it back!

pls ;_;

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>>67339998
Beautiful man

>>67340057
Ardeal is your's as well ungurbro

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>>67340057
We are part of Central Europe but yes, we recycle and shiet.

>>67337109
That's hardly a town, it's a village

>>67339998

All I see is old Austrian villages and I was in your capital

>>67338149
>real life X Files

Nice

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>you will never get lost in the vast forests of Transilvania and scale its wild peaks

>>67337241

Roving gangs of clowns

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>>67340190
Well they're on our side of the border I'm posting them because this seems the kind of thread

>>67340144
Same, post some more

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>>67340301
>Australians will never understand what true green is

>>67339824
Are there Vampires there?

>>67337109
Thank Dog for that

I wish I could live in a redneck town, shoot opossums while drunk with my ar 15 on my property in front of my big truck and mobile home and listen to country music

>>67337109
why would you want that? Small towns are full of shitty, closed minded people who couldn't even locate your country on a map.

>>67340570
no, no you don't.

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>>67340504
Sure

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>>67340144
>>67340147
>>67340271
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>>67340443
>all these beautiful mountains and green nature
>you live in the biggest fucking flat grassland in all of Europe
>this is what you see everyday looking out your window

Just fuck my shit up

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>>67340844
>His ancestors road thousands of mile from central asia to settle here

>>67340844
really? I always thought Hungary was supposed to be beautiful and hilly. Makes me feel less lonely here in the shitty midwest

>>67339319
according to google maps, yes, it's the Saint Patrick catholic church

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>>67340844
At least you still have cool architecture. Communists destroyed our capital :(

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What a comfy thread

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>>67340587
>the USA are a small town

>>67340844
Living somewhere like that would make me suicidal desu

>>67340948

What town

>>67337710
One think that surprises me about America is that people live in private houses with no fences and a wooden door that can be kicked open with your feet (not to mention glass windows with no graiting on ground level everywhere). I understand that you're supposed to own guns for self-defence, but having so much exposure to the world outside still makes me uncomfortable.

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>>67340907
I know right
>>67340930
Only the western part, across the Danube, and the northern part. The rest is completely flat. In the summer it looks all right, but basically there's nothing to do so it's a giant snoozefest.

>>67340973
Cheer up bro, at least you got to shot Caucescu like a rabid dog, lol. We never could sentence Kádár and his buddies to death.

>>67341538
Yeah it's no wonder why we're among like the top 5 in suicide rankings globally

>>67341579
the same that the 1st pic : Neola, Iowa

>>67337241
like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yeipzl1uZY

I've lived in a small country town for about 5 years. It's a major hub for about 100 miles but the population is only 20000 people.

There used to be quite a few factories here, but one by one over the last couple decades they've all left, but the people stayed. No one has any money. The city is paying hundreds of millions of dollars it doesn't have for a lawsuit it lost about 10 years ago (charging absurd rates for emergency services) so it can't afford to do even basic city maintenance. The roads are something you'd expect in third world countries, but occasionally the state steps in and gives the city money to repave to most atrocious roads. Utilities are unreliable, the water is hard, and the internet is slow.

This town has the highest food stamp usage in the state, and the highest rate of alcoholism and homelessness too. I'm not exaggerating when I say there's probably a meth addict on every block. Most girls dream of starting a family right out of high school, and the guys try to live up to the gruff country boy stereotype, leading to teenaged single mothers and alcoholic minimum-wage-earning men. Midwestern people also love tattoos for some reason, everyone here has at least 3.

So, yes, please visit a dying post-industrial shithole. Live the dream.

>>67337109
I already do and the population is under 400 people so it is hard to get any more rural

>>67342284
Fuckin rekt. That asshole totally had it coming.

>>67344764
Which state? And also what prompted you to move to such a shithole?

>>67337477
Very low chance that is a Catholic church.

>>67337109
So everybody is just going to pretend meth and opiate abuse don't run rampant there? Cool.

>>67346264
Iowa, and caring for an elderly relative.

Forgot to mention earlier, any small towns (basically sub-500 population villages) that DO have the midwestern charm are invariably aging and shrinking in population; the kids move on and the elderly residents are getting older.

The one town in Iowa that I've found reasonably charming was Decorah; in Illinois, Galena dumped money into its downtown area to become the idyllic little midwestern town, there are a surprising number of people that visit it.

How long does it take to get Amazon delivery or so if you were to live in a rural area? Cannot imagine Amazon prime 2-day delivery to work there

>>67337109
The nicest places in America are the relatively historic big towns and small cities of New England, the South, and around the Chesapeake Bay

>>67337477
The small town where I live has multiple churches, but most of them are protestant.
>>67337521
Some counties literally have one theater in the whole county, and it's not always that clean. I know someone who grew up having to drive an hour to go to a good-sized movie theater.

>>67339782
Many Americans have been considering themselves as separate from Europeans since the mid 18th century.

>>67340570
You can't shoot opossums with an AR-15.

>>67340973
Why the fuck do so many old people apparently admire Ceausescu?

>>67337477
>rural americans
>catholics
Hang yourself

Come to Oklahoma, OP.
90% of the state is small rural towns

>>67338599
It's actually the test to see if you are worthy of living in the south. If you adjust to sweet tea then you are an honorary southerner, if you do not them you are forever a Yankee.

>>67348856
or lack of jobs or desperation or decay?

>>67337109
All those small towns are facing a heroin and meth epidemic. I'll take living with potential terrorists in a metropolitan city better than the middle of nowhere with unemployed metheads.

>>67337109
can you please stop this meme, small town life is depressing as fuck

>>67337109
I'm OK with that. They're more biased than based.

>>67337342
>incest
what's the problem desu

I live in a rural area, there's definitely advantages. I can shoot things in my back yard, it's cheap to live here, and there's nothing around but woods. I get to see wildlife in my yard all the time, and it's really quiet most of the time.
But, I also have to drive for about half an hour to buy anything that isn't groceries or farm supplies. There's like two decent restaurants in the nearby small town. The other people that live on my road have this multiple trailer complex with abandoned heavy equipment out front, and their pigs keep getting into my yard and fucking it up.

>>67340844
Damn, it's like East Texas wasteland.

>>67337109
if they are an anything like the desolate shitholes in northern ontario, no thanks

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>>67337109
I sort of do, Canada is close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5e7Nax51U

>>67353075
Arkansas here. Oklahoma is pretty comfy. Even the actual big cities are top-tier imo (at least Tulsa, not huge on OKC). Eastern OK has a nice, idyllic feel to me.

>>67354738
OKC is a fucking shitheap

>>67344764
>>67351150
I'll bet you live in Fort Dodge.

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>>67337109
>he isn't coastal

>>67337959
Looks like a photorealistic-mod of Cities Skylines.

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>>67337109
guess such towns are full of rednecks and white trash

>>67337241
There is always those few creeps in town that really stand out. And something never feels right with their houses.
Not like the City where there are many creeps but you become apathetic to it.

>>67337521
Most people got to the theater in cities.

>>67355360
Depends how big their mobile home or trailer park is.

>>67337342
i lived in a NE town for 4 years they are terrible do not listen to this person's lies.

>>67344764
Sounds like a typical russian town. But they actually have somewhat good internet.

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>mfw soon to be live in one

>>67355450
what you mean?

>>67351150
I visited Des Moines when I was 10 or so and stayed with a family an hour or so away from town. As I remember it was pretty idyllic, with a bunch of prarie to play on and Indians artifacts fucking everywhere. Then again I was in private property and not in the city.

>>67355649
Des Moines is a post-industrial shithole like every midwest city.

So many towns and cities in America are planned very poorly. Inefficient use of space, buildings all over with plots in between, so many parking lots, abandoned warehouses, etc. Also sucks that so much expansion occurred at a time when crappy architecture was popular

>>67354380
Where are all these people taking money to live?

>>67354851
You've clearly only been on the south and east side of the city

>>67355686
It wasn't in 94 when I visited. Looked like your average big city but with some Midwest "flare".

>>67355553
As I was writing the post I was thinking, "man, it sounds like I'm describing a Siberian town." I guess we have more in common than I thought.

Let's get drunk and burn garbage in my yard sometime.

>>67337109

There's really no point unless you have land or money.

I'm from mid-Michigan, forty minutes outside of the state capital. While my town isn't completely isolated, it may as well be - there's forest on all sides, farms, and a whole lot of nothing to do.

People are close-minded and boring and don't do anything except drink, shoot, and smoke - admittedly all fun, but not every fucking day, nonstop, for fifty or sixty or seventy years.

>>67337109
Only thing that sucks about small towns or rural places is the drug abuse

>>67337253
Absolutely beautiful. This is REAL America!!!!!!'

>>67338451
I live in Buchanan, Virginia, and Im a Catholic. You divisive kike cuntboy.

>>67357567
Not also Siberian actually. You can find such towns in all parts of Russia.

>>67337109

Those places are full of insane people, strange cults and religious groups, and weirdness in general.

You would probably get killed by the local butcher, and your flesh sold for consumption.

Or some disturbed teenager could kidnap your daughter.

Then get shot by a farmer...

You know, American things.

>>67337109
T-t-Thanks God

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>you will never go out offroading into big open fields with your trucks and best buds getting drunk and shooting birds

I want to be American

Do black people in USA live in villages?

>>67361451
if by villages you mean projects then yes

projects = government housing, it's like apartments that are real shit with lots of drug dealing and pistol grip pump on my lap at all times and all that shit

>>67361506
No, i mean villages, like 5-10k people that's like 10km away from nearest city

Something like OPs pic

>That butthurt as fuck Slovenc

Made me cringe and exit thread

>>67361536
uhhhhh.... no.

the way america is set up... basically you have large cities with tons of residential spread out neighborhoods around them "suburbs..." interstate and state highways link large cities and along them there are many small towns that usually spread out around them into farms and county roads, or nothingness where you cannot farm (you would be surprised though people do farm in the Sonoran and Mojave deserts with irrigation)

Lived all my life in California so the other States seem like foreign countries to me. When I think of small American towns it only reminds me of disaster movies like Dante's peak and twister.

Living in a small rural community isn't as cracked up as people think.
In my little town, literally every girl is ugly, and half of them substance abusers/power sluts. None are worthy of bearing my seeds and thus i must remain alone and virgin. Not to mention that everyone has be the same or else you're suddenly "the weird outsider" because you don't partake in pritimtive drug abuse like drinking alcohol to obnoxious terrible music.

In the city, there's more women, and greater chance to meet someone who will bear my children and work in the kitchen.

>>67361927
There are many small towns in California.

My favorite is Lone Pine.

>>67362018
Never drove past the bay area so might be why. I live in San Diego. Not big on traveling so kinda living in a bubble as I can only learn about the world through the net.

>>67337241
Strange things come from the corn fields here in Iowa.
Some things I would wish not to revisit. Things I would never want to speak of to anybody.
The thing's I've seen will haunt your very dreams waffle boy.

>>67337241
Dead famous athletes raising from their graves to feed on the flesh of the living.
Why do you think gun ownership is so high?

>>67362131
Children of the corn.

>>67340844
And?


It's beautiful, how I imagine heaven

>>67340844
Literally looks like Iowa.
Except we have some actual geography in the eastern parts.