Vocaroo thread

Clareia manhã
O sol vai esconder a clara estrela ardente
Pérola do céu refletindo teus olhos
A luz do dia a contemplar teu corpo sedento
Louco de prazer e desejos ardentes
Clareia manhã
O sol vai esconder a clara estrela ardente
Pérola do céu refletindo teus olhos
A luz do dia a contemplar teu corpo sedento
Louco de prazer e desejos ardentes
Pérola do céu refletindo teus olhos
Clareia

Post something in english as well, french maybe.

>>67335102
Lyrics of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0_5HfjcGQc

>>67335102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s125cnjfdlXb

Tu vas manger une calice de volée mon écoeurant

>>67335450
Portuguese "J's" sound like "zha's" and not "ha's".
5/10 overall, could understand some words.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12bpnnHffCa

>>67335826
Oh yeah just like French
Your pronunciation is not bad but you really sound latin.
G is the portuguese J in front of i and e in French.

>>67336195
>you really sound latin
French is latin so isn't that supposed to be good?

>>67336305
Nowadays Latin, like in Latin American, implies not-French

>>67336357
>>67336305
Also French is slightly more Germanic in pronunciation. Most Latin languages dont have the ü and ö sounds that French has and a Latin accent would pronounce those as u and ou.

>>67335450
>Tu vas manger une calice de volée mon écoeurant

Top kek, how did I do ?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qOd41FcZU

>>67336731
40 keks, well done cousin friend
The only thing is that the ending sound of écoeurant is closer to a "in" sound.

>>67335102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14tSkuLc1Mj
Finnish btw

>>67336851
Thanks bro. I'm always amazed at the stuff you guys come up with. The repertoire of popular expressions over there is phenomenal.

>>67336854
You pronounced most of the "t's" wrong. You only use the "tch" sound when the T comes before an I or an E, with the latter being only when it is the last syllable. Other than that, it sounds like the spanish T.
You got the "nh's" and "lh's" right though, I'll give you that.

>>67335102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1POiZ19EpxH

I haven't done this in a long while. Want a go a some french brazilbruh ?

I'll just go ahead and post this for anyone who wants to try.

Edition guerrier de la justice sociale.

"La culture du viol décrit un environnement social et médiatique dans lequel les violences sexuelles trouvent des justifications, des excuses, sont simplement banalisées, voire acceptées. C’est par exemple un environnement qui culpabilise les femmes quant à leurs tenues et leur apparence. Dire (ou penser) qu’une femme victime de viol qui se balade seule le soir en talons et en mini-jupe “l’a bien cherché”, c’est faire peser sur la victime la responsabilité du crime – car le viol est un crime, n’est-ce pas (ce petit rappel est important pour la suite)."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hGqYjSVlPY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUQfW2rjTE

>>67335450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10xCsphVyOh
I'm really shit at imitating the quebecois accent so sorry in advance lad

>>67339005
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUQfW2rjTE
Not bad at all, good nasal sounds

>>67339723
Oh nice, thank for the rating

>>67334794

(Catalan)
"No és comparable.
Les paraules d'origen got sí que són nuclears. De fet conformen el fet diferencial de la nostra llengua respecte de les veïnes (estona, guaitar, ganivet, agafar, arreu, arran, boig, esquena, amanir, sopar, rostir, robar, bosc, blau, brou, ...)
A més de mots, a la nostra llengua hi són presents altres elements com el sufix "-enc" (que assenyala una relació). Existeix com a "-ing" a moltes llengües germàniques.
Per exemple, es poden formar gentilicis:
Atenenc > ətənɛŋk
Aþening (acusatiu en islandès) > aθɛniŋk "

>>67341098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14CyYo3VqzC

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning.
ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned,
geong in geardum, þone god sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile.

>>67341347
>Old English
>native speaker

I'll read it anyway
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BiXoc1pjUC

hey folks we got a voc thread skype group going on if anybody's interested. it sorta replaces the poker room we used to spam the threads with :)

>>67334794
Als Dunning-Kruger-Effekt wird eine kognitive Verzerrung bezeichnet, bei der relativ inkompetente Menschen die Tendenz haben, das eigene Können zu überschätzen und die Kompetenz anderer zu unterschätzen. Der populärwissenschaftliche Begriff geht auf eine Publikation von David Dunning und Justin Kruger aus dem Jahr 1999 zurück. In der psychologischen Fachliteratur selbst spielt er bislang kaum eine Rolle, wohl aber in akademischen Publikationen außerhalb der Psychologie sowie in Blogs und Diskussionsforen des Internets.

>>67334794
B-but I don't speak French or Portuguese.

>>67341935

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L5znYwbOcI

And here is some American since nobody has posted any yet.

“It comes down to fine margins,” said Cotter. “I wouldn’t necessarily say the best team won but I’m incredibly proud of the players, who played with immense courage and threw themselves at it. We didn’t get the rub of the green at times. We’re a little bit emotional once again.” Cotter has a point. Scotland were the better side for much of this game and there was much to admire in their performance: Huw Jones’ two tries on his Murrayfield debut, the performance of their two opensides at the breakdown, John Barclay’s incredible tackle count, the fortitude of Scotland’s two young props, and Ross Ford’s evergreen performance on his hundredth cap. Yet when the game entered the final quarter it was the Wallabies who came on strong, and Scotland who leaked the penalties that allowed them to sneak this victory with a late try from Tevita Kuridrani.

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

U moj drušnə so usə jagrə u far; skəp ga pjemo usək dan pu šihtə. Skəp pupjemo več šnopsa, kokr ga u ceumo let u petəh občinah nardejo. Duma mam tri puše, ut tga dve šnelfajərce pa eno pušo z rešpetinəm. Z enmo šusəm uhkə frderbam tri vepre naenkat, auslezvam t jəh pa tuko hit, de tut za pumežikənt nimaš cajt. Ti se kər devej kunštnga, sam de se nauš krvau useknu, pruklet baštart.
Čep ti vedu, s kerga se kle norca devaš, nep tukole guvoru. Tis gutov tak pauliha, de hodəš u gmajno srobret rauhat; jest grem skor usək dan pu južnə u gmajno žagat tuko det puvem de səm že dost takəh pankrtov stumbou, k so pu moj host vandral.

ə=uh (or the article "a") btw

>>67341266
Mostly understandable. This is how it sounds in Central Catalan: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXsJ4hJWfE

>>67342491
If you want a comparison from a native speaker: https://clyp.it/wwekewol

I'll do the english one in a sec. Also, clyp.it is superior to vocaroo, just saying. The sound quality is much better.

>>67337555
Fuck it, I gave it a shot.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12TpuUxXXTU

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>>67337555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13u1P8U9opS

>>67342859
>The sound quality is much better.

yeah, but—maybe it's just my browser—the interface is wonky. not as easy as it as to adjust the volume on vocaroo.

also i dont like change/

Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Ihr wollt wissen, was das ist? Nun, lasst mich erklären.

Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.

Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.

Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.

Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.

>>67342595
vocaroo.com/i/s0rCdhmZQARh

>>67342963
fine, vocaroo it is then.
german: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pLeISkoUop
english: http://vocaroo.com/i/s17IONjn47hz

>>67341935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raipptmCRH

>>67342935
You're not german are you ?

Wenn ihr denkt, Jahrtausende sind vergangen; und vor diesen Jahrtausenden da stand in einem kleinen Engpass in Griechenland ein unendlich tapferer und kühner Mann mit 300 seiner Männer, stand Leonidas mit 300 Spartiaden - aus einem Stamm, der wegen seiner Tapferkeit und Kühnheit bekannt war. Und eine überwältigende Mehrheit griff und griff immer wieder aufs neue an... Auch damals war es ein Ansturm aus dem asiatischen Osten, der sich hier, am nordischen Menschen brach. Gewaltige Mengen von Männern standen Xerxes zur Verfügung, aber die 300 Männer wichen und wankten nicht, kämpften einen aussichtslosen Kampf - aussichtslos aber nicht in seiner Bedeutung. Und dann fiel der letzte Mann. Und in diesem Engpass, da steht nun ein Satz: Wanderer, kommst du nach Sparta, so berichte, du hättest uns hier liegen sehen, wie das Gesetz es befahl. Es waren 300 Männer, meine Kameraden, Jahrtausende sind vergangen, und heute gilt dieser Kampf dort, dieses Opfer dort, so heroisch, so als Beispiel höchsten Soldatentums. Und es wird auch einmal heißen: Kommst du nach Deutschland, so berichte, du habest uns in Stalingrad liegen sehen, wie das Gesetz, das heißt, das Gesetz der Sicherheit unseres Volkes es befohlen hat.

>>67341935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WOjrGDgV0S
Pls r8
>>67342491
Guess what my native language is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f4I8d3DrOo

>>67342916
Pretty good honestly.

>>67343078
>english

that was really good m8! i r8 9/10

only major fuck up i heard was when you said "threw"

but besides that everything was quite fine

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>>67343168
I am, why?

Ich seh den Rassenkrieg beginnen. Ich spür die Wut in unserem Land ich weiß wir werden ihn gewinnen. Was dann passiert ist allen wohl bekannt.

>>67343117

i was getting ready to send you a letter in the mail asking if you were still alive. haven't heard from you in weeks.

>>67343251
Thank you.

>>67343047
One of the better attempts desu

>>67343271
You really don't have the typical german accent. And I know there's a spanish guy who lives germany that posts here sometimes.

Anyway that was pretty good, it was not hard to understand you.

>>67343015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wuRvJkE0WT
>>67343177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovT4NfLDKj

>>67343117
Really, really good. Just a hint of a french accent, very good pronounciation.
>>67343191
Needs some more work, 5/10, but I could understand you fairly well. Your native language is french?

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>>67343191
>Guess what my native language is

pic related

>>67343284
vocaroo.com/i/s1X0evXpP3GB

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Tahtoisin vain nussia miehiä persereikään koska olen puupuhallin.

>>67342595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VLSDucd6qE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0qdF44HC7

>>67343471
Thanks lad I'm glad to hear that.

>>67343534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZbVD8BMKL2
:DDD

>>67343015

I have been in your country for only a few weeks. Couldn't avoid laughing (I understand German better than I can pronounce it). (+ alcohol)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrqeHcXKpi

>>67343534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G8qMdF13pW

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>>67343534
https://clyp.it/b1xa12wa
:DDDDDD

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>>67343633
>:DDD
:---DDD:D:D

>>67343511
Nope
>>67343471
Yeah my German is rusty, I havent spoken to a native speaker in ages.
And yeah it is.
>>67343534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TTzykK9YFc
>>67343284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wm9UqaDXM2

>>67343532
kek thank you polandbro

>>67343581
Interesting accent

Hi ich bin Boxxer, ich bin der Gott aus dem Faden, meine Spotifyempfehlungen sind der Hammer und meine Garderobe ist upper class. Geld mache ich mit links und der ganze Faden besteht aus plebs.
Heil Boxxer!

>>67343682
Besides the persereikä, solid effort.

>>67343594

lol yeah i could understand the little bit you were saying.

>>67343763
WHere would you say Im from?
>>67343792
Thanks my perkele friend, I want to improve my Finnish so send me more if you want to.

>67343765
Don't reply to this ""person"" tbqh

post some text in english i want to talk for you

>>67343819
I can't say for sure, your Rs were spot on half of the time and a bit German-sounding the other half.

by the way, here's my version (missing the second part because I added it later):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fyvJgGpz61

>>67343828
I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

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>>67343828
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

>>67343828

"Knock it off, Julie. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

No? You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

>>67344026
I have to try my redneck accent for this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oRgDdYSUJo

have some polish

Hasał huczek z tłuczkiem wnuczka
i niechcący huknął żuczka.
Ale heca… – wnuczek mruknął
i z hurkotem w hełm się stuknął.
Leży żuczek, leży wnuczek,
a pomiędzy nimi tłuczek.
Stąd dla huczka jest nauczka,
by nie hasać z tłuczkiem wnuczka.

it should sound like this
vocaroo.com/i/s0WG6dsqsRE1

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>>67344114

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>>67344026
https://clyp.it/rarh33mw

>>67344018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YxOjHbcwxI

>>67343534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpEJvKpEue

>>67344123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sJDVkjyNHu

>>67344123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVrY7RcsLv
xd

>>67344209
>>67344210

10/10, lads

>>67344026
vocaroo.com/i/s0RAy5F8zYGq

>>67344026
lel
https://clyp.it/pty3vmte

and seriously, clyp.it is SO much better in terms of audio quality.

>>67344332
requesting some Lithuanian to read

aight, who wants an improvised russian accent from a retarded lithuanian

Los muchachos peronistas
todos unidos triunfaremos
y como siempre daremos
un grito de corazón:

¡Viva Perón! ¡Viva Perón!

Por ese gran argentino
que se supo conquistar
a la gran masa del pueblo
combatiendo al capital.

Perón, Perón, qué grande sos
Mi general, cuanto valés
Perón, Perón, gran conductor,
sos el primer trabajador

Por los principios sociales
que Perón ha establecido,
el pueblo entero está unido
y grita de corazón:

¡Viva Perón! ¡Viva Perón!

Por ese gran argentino
que trabajó sin cesar
para que reine en el pueblo
el amor y la igualdad.

Perón, Perón, qué grande sos
Mi general, cuanto valés
Perón, Perón, gran conductor,
sos el primer trabajador

Imitemos el ejemplo
de este varón argentino
y siguiendo su camino
gritemos de corazón:

¡Viva Perón! ¡Viva Perón!

Porque la Argentina grande
con que San Martín soñó
es la realidad efectiva
que debemos a Perón.

Perón, Perón, qué grande sos
Mi general, cuanto valés
Perón, Perón, gran conductor,
sos el primer trabajador

>>67344342
>gourmet

toplel

rest is 7.7556/10. pretty good.

Waiting for somebody to try this.

Tokat, Kopf ab - Mortal Kombat
Vollkontakt a la Ong-Bak, Komm ran
Opfer, du bist Honda, ich Sagat
Nicht link von hinten, ich hau dich frontal, sakat
Dein Yokuzuna-Sumo ficke ich mit 'nem Pushkick
Was los, du Hurensohn? Komm wieder, wenn du Luft kriegst
Pussy, muck bloß nicht uff hier, du Rudi
Nix mit Hollywood - Frankfurt, Brudi
Du kannst Wing Tsun und Kung Fu wie Bruce Lee
Kampfstil Tunceli, Altmış iki kurdî
Magnums und Uzis durchlöcherten den Tatort, oğlum
Und du liegst danach dort tot rum, Straßenmorde, Tagesordnung
Amina kodum, es geht um schwarze Porsches mit den Magnum Motors
Vollgas, Monte Carlo, Touren à la Formula Uno
Hafti Abi, Baby, Straßenstar international
Biji, biji Kurdistan, ich mach's auf die Babo-Art

>>67334794
Komm, wir fahren nach Lampedusa!

Hurra! Voll entspannt, mitternachts am Strand
Randvoll das Boot eher nicht mit 'ner Yacht verwandt
Was gefährlich, no risk no fun
Über die Hälfte der Boote kommen nichtmal... an

Und direkt anklopfen an die gedachte Wand deines selbst ernannt' Schlaraffenlands
Wem sein Staat egal ist außer er kauft Waffen dann
Der dich ertrinken lässt, denn, wer hat, der kann

Komm, wir fahren nach Lampedusa
Halt dich fit, fang an zu rudern
Komm, wir fahren nach Lampedusa
Halt dich fit, fang an zu rudern

Hurra, fast geschafft. Jetzt nur noch klarkommen lernen mit dem Hass
Vor dem Heim schreien Leute in der Nacht, weil die Politik sagt in Deutschland sei kein Platz
So ein Quatsch, weil niemand ohne Grund flieht
Und unser Lebensstil Grund für die Flucht gibt
Die Kolonialzeit verschwiegen in der Schule
Und jetzt so tun als wären wir niemanden was schuldig

Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht
Festung Europa papperlapapp
Öffnet die Grenzen, schließt die Verträge
Tauscht euren Wohlstand ein gegen Ehre

>>67343177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G6AxPHRMBS

>>67344332
9/10

>>67344427
Kek:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a3F33nGwyj

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>>67344427
https://clyp.it/vpiyd2de

>>67343765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ADRcVOpuzS

>>67344239
bad, could only understand wnuczka

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cyka blyat idi nahui rush be slava putina

griaßts eich mitanand i bin dr sepp,
hoschd heid scho dei milch trunka odr sonscht was guads gessn? die allgeier milch isch nämlich die beschte wo du finda kohsch und mir ham auch den beschte käs.
und wennsch amal an hungr zwischedurch kriegsch hot dr metzgr an guadn leberkässemml der wo nie verkehrt isch

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>>67344685

>>67344700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m9sbbaDxdz

hmmm

>>67344367
An elementary introduction to the letters
Š=sh, ž=zh č=ch c=ts, ą= long a, ę=long e as in Ass, ė= e as in australian Anything, į,y=long i=ee,ea, as in easter, ų,ū=oo
Šiandien susipažinau su vienu ūkininku, kursai mane pavaišino samane. Prigėrėm, išėjom į kaimo šokius, suradom du balvonus lenkus, susimušėm. Išlupau iš tvoros lentą, roviau iš jos lenkui per galvą, kitą išjungė anas ūkininkas. Atėjo gauja rusų, anuos irgi sutvarkėm į vienus vartus, kaip šunis, kokie jie ir yra.

>>67344427
https://clyp.it/spnaqlcr

>>67344625
get me another text and i'll read it in local language (po prostu)

>>67344775
Mein Deutcsh sprache ist Scheisse, ich weiss. Or something like that, been over 20 years since I've studied it. And yes, I'm old as fuck. Had to give it a go though.

>>67344427
Not gonna read all of this but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18G9Zx8i64E
>>67344520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eIXbwI0siY
>>67344584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDQDRd8PFC

>>67344427
vocaroo.com/i/s0xpKEjSYSoQ

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>A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be $6.53. And $3.47 will be your change.
>Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with pictures of food on them.
>Don't need to Skeet. I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head.
Skeet was right. Register entry is used for inventory tracking as well as final tally for profits. Jimmy should have been disciplined or fired.

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>>67344700
https://clyp.it/wcx0idvq

>>67344817
>ž=zh
What did he mean by this?

>>67344910
Your voice is fucking amazing

:-DDDD

>>67344918
you sound like you are from israel

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>>67344584
>mgw

>>67344817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iy2Eon4YbH

>>67344974
Ich rechts im Bilde.

1
An jenem Tag im blauen Mond September
Still unter einem jungen Pflaumenbaum
Da hielt ich sie, die stille bleiche Liebe
In meinem Arm wie einen holden Traum.
Und über uns im schönen Sommerhimmel
War eine Wolke, die ich lange sah
Sie war sehr weiß und ungeheuer oben
Und als ich aufsah, war sie nimmer da.

2
Seit jenem Tag sind viele, viele Monde
Geschwommen still hinunter und vorbei
Die Pflaumenbäume sind wohl abgehauen
Und fragst du mich, was mit der Liebe sei?
So sag ich dir: Ich kann mich nicht erinnern.
Und doch, gewiß, ich weiß schon, was du meinst
Doch ihr Gesicht, das weiß ich wirklich nimmer
Ich weiß nur mehr: Ich küsste es dereinst.

3
Und auch den Kuss, ich hätt' ihn längst vergessen
Wenn nicht die Wolke da gewesen wär
Die weiß ich noch und werd ich immer wissen
Sie war sehr weiß und kam von oben her.
Die Pflaumenbäume blühn vielleicht noch immer
Und jene Frau hat jetzt vielleicht das siebte Kind
Doch jene Wolke blühte nur Minuten
Und als ich aufsah, schwand sie schon im Wind.

Bipo bipo tru, taim olgeta samting i no kamap yet. Tok i stap; Tok i stap wantaim God na Tok em yet i God. Bipo bipo tru Tok i stap wantaim God. Long dispela Tok tasol God i mekim kamap olgeta samthing. Na i no gat wanpela samting i kamap narapela rot. Nogat. Olgeta samting i kamap, em Tok yet i mekim kamap.
Laip I stap long em, na dispela lait em i bilong ol manmeri. Dispela lait i save lait i stop long tudak, na tudak i no bin daunim em.

Have fun lads. My internet is too shit to load vacaroo or clyp right now.

Amor é fogo que arde sem se ver;
É ferida que dói e não se sente;
É um contentamento descontente;
É dor que desatina sem doer;

É um não querer mais que bem querer;
É solitário andar por entre a gente;
É nunca contentar-se de contente;
É cuidar que se ganha em se perder;

É querer estar preso por vontade;
É servir a quem vence, o vencedor;
É ter com quem nos mata lealdade.

Mas como causar pode seu favor
Nos corações humanos amizade,
Se tão contrário a si é o mesmo Amor?

>>67344986
Briddy good, not clean, but fully intelligable, also hear, that you're a french native speaker. A Quebecois, aren't you?

>>67344970
unfortunately not
>>67344869
Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie,
W szczękach chrząszcza trzeszczy miąższ,
Czcza szczypawka czka w Szczecinie,
Chrząszcza szczudłem przechrzcił wąż,
Strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu,
A trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie,
Straszny wszczyna szum…

>>67344959
Haha, cheers mate!

Also:
>>67344700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lkN3F51Lew

>>67344910
Wasn't that bad actually.

>>67344427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B6c399NgmV

>>67345076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DGxmqKOKNM

Tried keeping my toungue in the back, guessing it might help the pronounciation, though you guys do have a hundred languages, I have no idea how it's read, since i don't think I've ever heard it.

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>>67345076
>rare flag

>>67345011
vocaroo/i/s1Bi86qbB4bz

>>67345148
Nice thank you! And how can you tell Im French?
>>67345011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZrffMhAPL6
>>67345076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lvU8ThwW9C

>>67345166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gVtKbWEcKZ

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>>67345076
https://clyp.it/yfhzhu1d

>>67345343
pretty good

>>67345343
I have musical background, I can hear certain small elements, since I've watched french movies and so on, most languages in Europe have a distinct tonations, and you did show the guttural R :>

>>67345396
good enough to understand

>>67345211
Danke schön! I think it was rather hmm...Finnish.

Und wenn die jüdischen Zeitungen heute noch glauben, durch versteckte Drohungen die nationalsozialiste Bewegung einschüchtern zu können, wenn sie heute glauben, unsere Notverordnungen umgehen zu dürfen, sie sollen sich hüten! Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein, und dann wird den Juden das freche Lügenmaul gestopft werden.

>>67343661

blease rate

Perkele, että vihaankin kaikkia. Varsinkin itseäni, mutta samalla tasapuolisesti kaikkia muitakin. Paitsi neloskannua, joka on makia.

>>67343661
Spanier?

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Hey ihr goilen barebackvoetzchen und pozzbesamungsstuten, euer godofpozz bringt euch ein seimiges spermapozzgeschenk!!!

Ich Pumpe schon lange goilen technoboys meinen Pozzsamen in die zuckenden pulsierenden spermagierigen enddarmfotzen!! Ich hab schon viele willige (und auch unwillige) Bottom-Boys mit meinem HIV-seim befruchtet und ihnen den HIV-Semen tief in den Mastdarm gepumpt wie eine hochleistungsdampfpumpe!
Das war geil und ich hab die Erlösung schon vielen eingespritzt!!

Ich muss garkeine geilen pozztricks verwenden weil ich meinen harten pulsierenden riesenschwanz direkt hart in die arschfotze reinpruegle bis der enddarm schwillt und einreisst mit Blut.

Jetzt Suche ich überall in Deutschland kleine geile feuchte pozzwillige fickopferstutenarschfotzen!!! In die ich meinen Semen einspritzen kann wie ein Geschenk des spermagottes!! GOIL!!! Ich will mein zähflüssiges, dickes, gelbes hivbeladenes schleimpaket in eure tropfenden, blutenden analfotzen schleudern (lüstern).

Vorm besamungsvorgang Ritze ich eure nasse afterschleimhaut ein damit sich mein HIV-Baby in euch richtig geil einnisten kann!!! Euer leben für das HIV Baby seim!!!

Ich will mein glühendes Sperma so tief in euch pumpen bis euer gesamter Mastdarm birst und reisst und euer darmtrakt übervoll isst!!

Ih bin grad so geil und will es wieder tun und wieder besamen und euch mit pozzrotz besprotzen!!!

>>67345645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jCBkGIOCq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1w9nA6b5U

try this, too lazy to type it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18N8Xn2jDxz

>>67345755
Good effort mate! You sound similar to English people speaking Finnish for some reason.

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>>67345645
https://clyp.it/hrzgdfzn
:-DD

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>>67345674
yes

I am only here for a few months, I promise.
You should get control of your country back. I see way to many "antifa" shit around the city I live in. Even more than in Barcelona

>>67345865
fuck, gimmie more

>>67345908
:-DD A valiant effort at our meme language. I hear a Swedish accent there as well as German.

>>67345979
Olen liettualainen joka tässä nyt koittaa puhua suomea vocaroossa. Osaan muuten jo lausua aivan hyvin.

>>67345865

any feedback on my pronunciation would be most appreciated thanks!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ZKbdATW7J

>>67346063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x7gzF2gW65

>>67343534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m9rvWV9BbK

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>>67346063
https://clyp.it/xan0tnfk
mämmi :-DD

>>67346165
> mayonnaise

disgusting

>>67346063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3VLHXyDKw
:DDDD

>>67346198
an ami labert über nen deutsches fastfood der soll ma die fresse haldn

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>>67346198
t. burger

>>67346288
The lithuanian accent knocked in quite strong in the start :DDD

>>67346347
Currywurst is legit good. I looked at it skeptically at german lessons, but I tried it at a cafe in Neuschweinstein once and it wuz breddy gud.

>>67346084
Hahaha, nice frases! :--D It was all understandable, but there was a thick accent in there.

But who cares really, I got it all. :-D

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>>67346424
The world will recuperate in the face of german foods!

>>67337555
Please rate!!! ou c'est rate??? please tell me which sounds I should work on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XmKza6KJ1G

Again a good effort with a thick accent.

>>67346165
Sounds Russian :-D Nice though.

>>67346288
This sounds again English. Sometimes it was rather hard to get, but not a bad effort at all.

>>67335102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19CI3HKxSIK

>>67346846
Fugg, I managed to loose >>67346132 from the first comment there.

>>67346846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJ81AsHmY2

>>67346579

:D awesome

>>67346958
A really thick accent, wierdly sorta southern european. But still just good enough to be understood.

>>67346735
Not bad!
You can work on the sound that seems to came from your nose (typical japanese accent so it's normal)

>>67347095
thanks! yes i am confused about nasal sounds en an un etc, and sometimes not sure when to use them and maybe it is too "nasal" than it should be.

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I sound so autistic
>>67342491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4tK0MgHcq
>>67344026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJaGwxfj4C
>>67344427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xqIqrTUS41
>>67337555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmYzdZPXz6

rip nigel babs and pierre
i miss you guys

t. herrmann

>>67347673
Ex: ennemi (é ne mi) here not nasal
Ex: enjoué ( en jou é) here yes.
I can understand it's weird.

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>>67345110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NbVkGCQoeL

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>>67347975

>>67348252
Put something shot in French to try, and I'll humiliate myself.

>>67335450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfc1e0gVEI
>>67337555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CYzaRE7oCY
>>67347975
rj?

>>67348400
Yes of course give me five minutes to find something.

>>67348400
I want to hear Québécois with a Finnish accent so do this pls>>67335450

>>67348429
Oh and by shot I meant short. I've had a few...

>>67345110
>>67347975
>>67348419

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZZeXgPG5Rp
rate pls
i find portuguese hard to pronounce even though it is easy to understand with spanish

>>67348465
Ainsi, au titre des recommandations, les participants demandent la mise en place d’un « fond d’assainissement » qui prendra en charge le coût des mesures conservatoires, de sauvegarde et de liquidation des systèmes financiers décentralisés (SFD) ;

Brazilians, rate my Portuguese please:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RoiePlAZ2g

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>>67348252
Rate my french pls >>67347692
>>67348419
Yes.

>>67347745

here's a song about a greek prostitute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WLs2tp0hLP

>>67348511
Not bad, but i can hear the stress in your voice, relax, it's ok.

>>67348454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LcwYbY2079
>>67348479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcZqt6LAy7

Please forgive me, I've never spoken or studied French.

>>67348663
Oh gods your voice! You're a viking from the past!

>>67348474
>All "te"s at the end of words were pronounced like tchi
Noice. You're speaking with our accent though. Not bad tbf, it was fairly understandable. You couldn`t pronounce the "não", but all foreigners have problems. Cool accent but you sounded spanish speaker for some reason.
>>67348492
Couldn`t hear a thing lad.
>>67348511
People say my state`s accent is similar to rio`s, what tcha think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d8Z5FkZ0Ek

Kaitautoko o 'whakahohe' aramona titau e roto aramona raw etahi phytochemicals e ārai koutou tinana i te fariiraa i te painga tonu o te matūkai roto aramona.

Titau te tukanga whakahohenga aramona ki haurangi i roto i te wai mo te wā o te 12 haora. Kaitautoko whakapono tenei deactivates te inhibitors whākōkī me hopoi te nati ki te ora. Kia kua haurangi nga aramona, he ka dehydrated i pāmahana iti (40 nekehanga) i runga i te wā 24-haora ratou. aramona dehydrated i te hā rite, me te kakano ki pahuhu.

Kahore he tata kahore rangahau e tohu ranei "whakahohenga" mahi e kore ranei.

>>67348663
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcZqt6LAy7
AHAHAH QUARANTE KEKS
>>67348839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nagbctKlmX

>>67348732
Haha, cheers mate!

>>67344685
top kek

>>67348928
>>67348989
Pls no bully

>>67348788
I hope to learn a Brazilian accent, I briefly dated a carioca girl and I thought they speak a pretty nice version of Portuguese. Have been taking classes for a month now in uni but it's mostly just getting the words that are different from Spanish.

>>67349107
> I briefly dated a carioca girl
Reee normies out.
Just kidding my man, that's actually kinda cute. Good luck

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>>67348474
Heheheh, nice. You sounds like a serbian footballer called Petkovic who played most of his life here in Rio, I understand that most words you won't be able to pronounce properly, but it isn't that bad for someone who doesn't speak the language,
>>67348578
I studied french in school, but I ended up not continuing after leaving to university, I will go back asap tho, I still remember:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s120dxwmHKZm
:D
>>67348492
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
You are ready to be a federal deputy. Rate my english pls ameribro.>>67347692
>>67348788
I wouldn't be able to tell the difference from this sample, sounds the same to me :D Where are you from?

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>>67349107
>I briefly dated a carioca girl and I thought they speak a pretty nice version of Portuguese.
Nobody in Brazil likes our accent.

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>>67349269
>>67349446
>>67349479

C-Can you guys ship me some Açai please? :^(

>>67349446
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s120dxwmHKZm
That song, you made me crying. kek.
If you have more of this go on! Thank you, it's a good night i'm having now.

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>>67349717
I grew up listening to those songs :D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O73H7RhMEr
I used to speak a good french, but I lost it :(
>Thank you, it's a good night i'm having now.
I'm glad :D
>>67349692
I would if I could

>>67349446
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>You are ready to be a federal deputy. Rate my english pls ameribro


Your English is good. One thing you could improve is articulation. I listened to you without reading the text and some parts were a bit unclear. But is is a common problem for many people. Try to "separate" syllables more. Other than that very good!

Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the streets
In my kilt, I'll go
All the lassies say hello
Donald, where's your troosers

>>67350788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EN5p5OHgY1

>>67350881
kek

>>67350964
Please tell me what are troosers?

>>67351005
Trousers in a certain Scottish accent.

>>67350741
Thanks for the feedback ameribro :D
>>67350788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwNsERwAfL
I know this song! hehehe

>>67351100
Oh okay, I suspected that. Apart from the troosers, how thick was my meme-accent?

>>67351137
top kek. Good show.
>>67351159
Pretty thick.

>>67350788
let my try that, no laughing

>>67341098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17x5I6nDret

>>67350788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05PbbfONiRg

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>>67345645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AryJJGIbaH

>>67346063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06PKQloTCWD

>>67351537
Mycket bra! The accent is there, but it can be understood.

Bra gjort eller något so vidare...förlåt min svenska.

>>67351615
This was better than the first one, this would easily go as a finlandssvenska bättre folk.

>>67351471
Where are you from? Sound American.

>>67345645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L63NEef33M

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>>67351665
>>67351712

>>67351771
2bh this was rather incomprehensible. Nice that you tried anyway.

>>67351792
Throw something in Swedish so I can humiliate myself

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>>67351820
>this was rather incomprehensible
Get this every single time I try Finnish.

>>67352008
No worries mate, you'll get there eventually. Our meme speak is just so different a language that it takes some practise.

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>>67345645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h0FFwSliZk

>>67341935
warning, it's quite fucking loud for a whisper. apologies.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12jKIIqXNsv

>>67343015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16jT4ZZ4iEb

Rwy'n dwli ar Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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>>67352392

>>67335102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oiPJ6dSghb

Rate

>>67345011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JxbfPXmq3

>>67352747
black tongue of mordor pls go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xrYIntGpRX

>>67352866
It wasn't that bad to be honest, completely incomprehensible for conversation but you'd nailed about 30% of it.

>>67352900
Grianghrafadóireachta le haghaidh sceimhlitheoireacht

>>67352970
Christ, I learned a little on Irish but this'll be awful.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4AD6t3Zi3

One for the slavs - Thirty thousand thoughtless boys thought they would make a thundering noise. So the thirty thousand thumbs thumbed on the thirty thousand drums.

sudacas or Españafags, where you at?

>>67353107
You got "le haghaidh" right, the two main words you kinda skipped over though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ihkvfOzbsF

>>67352970
>>67353107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QOha49xgte

>>67353738
>chucky ug ar la
what was the ug sound?

>>67353814
Sometimes I hear an "ug" at the end of "Tiocfaidh", so was testing.
Is it really just "Chucky ar la?" Or is it "air la"?

>>67353539
Aquí

>>67353877
Awr law. I've never heard the ug sound before, it's just ty-uckee colloquially (it sounds more like tyuck-faye if you're following the spelling rules).

>>67353922
Gotcha, thanks for the advice, shitposting irl will be easier now.

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For once, the vocaroo thread made it past 200 posts

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>>67354135

>>67337555

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kXicS1HZsV

pls no bully, r8

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>>67355819

>>67351401

Catalana? O potser Valenciana?
Què hi fas a Suècia?

>>67342622
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXsJ4hJWfE
Estas un poco resfriado.

>>67360231

Si

>>67337327
Good one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ypKTaIdmy6

>>67337555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YY9OyRXoxu

Mesiačik veľký, zlatistý
bozkával brezu na listy:
„Brezička, breza, riekni mi,
prečo tak plačeš noci, dni?“

Pozrela breza do neba,
otriasla slzy zo seba,
pritisla lístky ku perám:
„Mesiačik, druh môj ... umieram!“

„Čo?“ skríkol mesiac na skaly.
„Čo??“ skaly trikrát zvolali.
„Či sa ti dobre nedarí?
Veď si najkrajšia v chotári!“

Zastenal pníček spanilý:
„Deti mi srdce zranili,
sekerou ťali do dreva,
krv sa mi zo žíl vylieva!“

Mesačik zašiel – nastal deň,
plakali listy – plakal peň.
Keď svitla teplá nedeľa,
ranená breza umrela.

>>67341561
Who are in the group?

>>67362813
Cute

>>67349479
Maybe it's because we (wrongly) correlate it with Brazil as a whole, but the Carioca accent to me sounds the sweetest and most honest one. Other regions of yours might have opinions about it that we don't know enough to have, though.

It's not even the closest to Euro Portuguese, afaik, but it sounds like the cleanest Brazilian. To me at least. People who have stereotypes might have differing opinions.

>>67336854
Forced T's aside, Finnish speakers always end up closer to Euro Portuguese than Brazilian Portuguese, for some reason.

It's the closed 'o's, I think.

>>67363426
Brazilians are extremely butthurt with Rio >>67350704

>>67364912
We also hate Lisbon. Comes with being the biggest city/image of the country. Aside the way they say "Vermelho", we can't really fault their accent.

Bahia accent is also pretty good. I mostly go by Bossa Nova singers.

>>67344915
Based Blatt.

>>67334794
>Post something in your native language
>Others try to pronunce it on vocaroo
Only native arabd can pronounce arabic desu

I just want to hear "Thomas I love you and everything will be fine" ;_;
...

Ey Julian du Pisser, verpiss dich wieder zu den discord schwuchteln sonst kriegst du gleich richtig was auf die Fresse.

Interessiert keinen du dummer Hurensohn. Deutsch ist nicht dein persönlicher Blog

>>67365795
Just post something habibi, with latin characters.

DER FADEN IST VIEL ZU SCHNELL (angry voice)

Az sym evro gei ot zapadna evropa i mrazq belite hora i jenite

>>67365822
r8

>>67352820
>>67352726
>>67352692

>>67365822
>>67365941
>>67365851

>>67366020
do them pls, very important.

I will rate btw, give me time to listen

>>67366066
why you bully julian on his personal blog?

>>67365851
Gave it a shot

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YaVR0PUsb3

>>67366134
Just banter between good friends.

>>67366020
German is solid tbqh, some minor mistakes tho

>>67366146
Thanks, very good can you do the other ones too?

>>67366146
Perfect.
Could you also do this one "Al-joghurt bitte verlass uns und nehm deine Scheiße Posts mit"

>>67365811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXtgEqvDF5
>>67365941
I have never spoken german before.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xwS7VTC7XC

>>67366066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZZWknNP62D

>>67366212
based brazilian optimism

>>67365822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wzPQfBgAXt

>>67366212
>>67366215
10/10 thank you for your help.

If you have time it would be nice if you could do this aswell:

Suchst du Stress? Morgen habe ich wieder Uni. Komm ruhig her, dann kriegst du ein paar auf die Fresse du dummer Hurensohn

>>67366281
10/10 I love you guys

>>67366212
>>67366215
>>67366146
do you even realize that these will be used in /deutsch/ over and over?

>>67366189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aqyvHZL5cx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uwKOTJEyoY

>>67366204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jxcMPUrTAX

Can you guys tell Australians, Brits, and Americans apart when they (try to) speak your language?

>>67365955
I fucked it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Avyou9PcAY

>>67366293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vTB7BMugfr

I'm never going to be able to pull off the German R, it's just horrid.

>>67366346
so?

Turku on Suomen perseenreikä

>>67366382
>>67366365

Great, gonna have much fun using them

>>67366365
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jxcMPUrTAX
That's really great.

I can tell apart Brits and Americans. Brits sound really classy when they speak German.

This is what Americans sound like (be aware that his German skills are very good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5T06FgV3yk

"Moooooooooorrrrrrrrrde? Sie sind ja ein schäbiger Lump! Zerbrechen Sie unter der Gemeinheit? Ja oder Nein? Zerbrechen Sie darunter? Ich will eine klare Antwort. Nein. Sie können ja nicht mehr zerbrechen, denn Sie sind ja nur noch ein Häufchen Elend, das vor sich selbst keine Achtung mehr hat."

You need to be very angry and shouting the whole thing. Especially JA ODER NEIN

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>>67346063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdi301oBP9

>>67366346
It's okay. Kek.
>>67366255
:^)
>>67365851
I have never spoker german before, keep that in mind.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XArhpbih4a

>>67366474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4SeSWzAiQ

>>67366365
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aqyvHZL5cx
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>67366541
>great
Cheers. But did you mean great pronunciation wise or just that it was funny?

That video's pretty interesting. You can still really hear his American accent through the dialogue. I feel like when people learn other languages, they often try to adopt their accent to help with pronunciation. However, that guy is very happy to be an American speaking German.

>>67366575
top fucking kek

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>>67366474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpibtzABiB
rate this one too please >>67352392

>>67366575
tried to do it in my first foreign language

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Izpg9FdSKI

>>67362813
I need someone to give this a shot τbh, lads.

>>67366655
The pronounciation was actually ok.

>>67366474
Eipä ollu

>>67366655
What do you think about his pronounciation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrEQ8Ovw-Q

>>67346063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uUFMTGigon
kek

>>67366696
10/10

Quiero decirte al oído, tantas cosas preciosa, que estoy sintiendo por tiiiiii.
Que te quiero que te adoro, tu eres la mujer que eh soñado, que me haces muy feliiiiiiiiiiiiz.
Que cuando no estaaaaaas, me falta el aireeeee.
Tu eres la razoooooon, de mi existir
Amor por favoooooooooooor, nunca me faltes, porque tu eres todo para miiiii

>>67366655
You should ask Germans to pronounce squirrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejuK8_12Fmg

Your pronounciation is pretty good

>>67366841
Is this from a song?

>>67366717
It's mostly good, but there are some words that stick out: activity, psychology, initiative, quit, justifiable, decisive, stabilisation, etc. It sometimes sounded like he was trying to rush a word out and would skip some vowels or syllables to do so - but that's pretty common for English speakers anyway.

Admittedly he was probably nervous giving a speech like that and the subject matter was difficult too. His casual English could be a lot better.

>>67366717
low quality subtitles uezs

>>67366594
Your german is pretty good then desu (serious).

If you have time do them pls (seperated if possivle):

"Fetti was geht?"

"Verpiss dich SAE du dumme Hure"

"HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Angry voice)"

>>67366924
>It's mostly good
O____ô

>>67366858
One of my professors is a German speaker. She can't say the words sheep, phenomenon, or better.

It's actually adorable listening to German/French try to say things like "better".

Could someone do

MJAM MJAM LEKKER DEUTSCH ÜBEN MIT DIE AUSLENDERS

for me? You'll be my hero.

>>67366862
yes https://youtu.be/i6qQeXLLdY0

>>67367011
Well it's understandable. On average, foreigners come here with far worse English than that guy.

>>67367026
i'd be in tears if that aussie guy did it

>>67367024
Ask her to pronounce squirrel

>>67367028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUOOFsqJBA0

Why are the best songs in Spanish?