/brit/

Beans on toast

shia spittin bars

KILL
HIS
UNCLE
lads

>>67324949
fuck off i just posted and want (you)s

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Best city in the country

>>67324953
great post

imagine that bugzy BUGZY of all people got buried by fucking chip

boggles the mind, Bugzy didn't try hard enough

I like Chip's music though, he doesn't pretend to be a badman

>>67324949
all me

having some clean water

recommmend me some albums

>>67324949
based ukip rooting out degeneracy

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Me.

>>67324997
British cities are so shit lmao

>>67324997
that's not sheffield

>>67324949
LABOUR A FREAK

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me exhausted (sooo tired) after a quick blade sesh

desu i wish i gave up cancer sticks sooner but argh fugg it.

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Morning tea

it's time, lads

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

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>Br*ts

unironically a good watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNIH-k5s8Lo

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just landed this ama

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>degeneracy

*dips my bollocks in your microwaved water*

>>67324886
VERY good lad.


>>67324948
>Having your parents fuck you over like that

>Tfw dad literally doubled his salary and we're now leaving out shit house for a detached 250k house and he's got tens of thousands locked up in bonds for me and my siblings when he dies

based

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>>67325006

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>>67324997
Didn't know there was all that stuff on selfridges roof

want to go up there

Will Trump ban nu-males?

>>67324997

that looks appalling
embarrassed at british towns aside from oxford, edinburgh, bath, york

>>67325073
No, but he'll make their continued existence a difficult one

Memes aside, lads who live in London, how often do you get into the countryside?

I don't mean, you walked into a park with some grass, I mean, you actually get to walk into the countryside where it's quiet.

Not memeing, just curious

cara

post good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4ZQcZSGA4

>>67324997
that redbrick building in between new street and bullring needs converting into apartments
would be a cool building

>>67325036
morning

>>67325073
WITHIN HIS FIRST 100 DAYS

bought a scratch and sniff lottery card

got cherry cherry mule. was a bit peeved 2bh.

having beans on crumpets

>>67325006
wiley - treadin on thin ice

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>there are people that think their meme medieval viking shithole towns can compete with the architectural wonder of Brum

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things are getting worse everday

>>67325067
>flooded

fitting

BOY BETTER KNOW

>>67325136
>someone signed off on this
>an architect was paid to design this
>someone thought this was well worth £530m

What British towns would you lads bulldoze and start again with if you could?

>Dewsbury
>Doncaster
>Rochdale
>Glasgow
>Birmingham
>Blackpool

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>parents bought a semi detached in the mid 90s for 60k
>didn't even pay the mortgage off until 2012
>now worth approx 400k
>they can't understand why i'm reluctant to take out a 140k mortgage for a one bed flat by myself

>>67324949
Lib dems are disgusting

https://www.indy100.com/article/all-americans-must-be-accompanied-by-an-adult-goswell-road-coffee-shop-sign-donald-trump-london-7411521

banter

>>67325165
DROP TO THE FLOOR DO A HUNDRED PRESSUPS

>>67325165
fuck u

r u a meth head or does everyone there just listen to that kunt

>>67325180
Howling, your parents aren't that detached from reality are they?

My parents did the same (Got a 40k mortgage on a house in the 90s, now worth over 200k) but they sympathise with me.

Can honestly seeing myself living at home into my 30s so I can afford a mortgage.

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>>67325176
Birmingham is so Paki even the buildings wear burkas

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The fact that they don't fit perfectly together triggers me to no end

reminder Cheltenham is objectively the nicest town in the UK

although it's currently filled with loads of cunts pretending to be posh for the races

You'd think British town planners would come up with designs that attempt to look good in the 90% grey weather we have. Everything looks so depressing

>>67325179
anywhere north or east of bristol desu

>>67325100
countryside walks are for gays

rather go down the king's arms for a few with the lads and onto batter some gooners

>>67325216
what did he mean by this

a rather excessive 4 wanks today

>>67325225
they only need to tessellate with themselves
they don't get shipped to shops together

>>67325258
there are pubs in other places you know
they just don't only serve morretti for 5.50 a pint

>>67325272
yeah, it is. Why don't you go get a life you fucking cretin?

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>>67325136
>meme medieval viking shithole towns
Rude.

>>67325225
>dazzling shine


aye they're almost as bent as you are

>>67325294

feels nice

>>67325100
never

Fucking Domino's back home increased both the cost of pizza and the minimum spend

Babylon business

had to wash my hair with shower gel
feels weird

if given the opportunity would you lads completely relocate to america

*vapes*

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>>67325310
that looks shit compared to brums Christmas markets

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DON'T LEAVE ME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIcheers mateEIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

DON'T LEAVE ME ta mate DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Libdems makes my wallet ache

>>67325356
>yankland
nah

canada or nz definitely
australia maybe

>>67324949
Green Party:
Bollock busting

shirley temple

>>67325310

one of my favourite cities

>>67325310
quite comfy

Berlin still has the best christmas market I've ever been to

>>67325372
kek

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>>67325356
This. People are just jealous that their ancestors didn't move to America and others did

>>67325061
>tfw dad's a multimillionaire but I'm one of six kids

>>67325312
*runs my fingers through my gorgeous hair as your girlfriend slides off her seat and into a puddle of her own minge broth*
You were saying?

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>>67325370
i wasnt pointing out the market, but instead the architecture.
Also dont bully, Tallinn is pretty neat.

>>67325310
really want to visit the Baltics desu

>British """"""Cities"""""
Just rotting old towns that got given a grant to build a big shopping center in the middle of it

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>>67325370
>>67325435
Also..
>Christmas market
>No snow

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>Shitterton

lmao

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the gf

>>67325416
sheffield absolutely btfo

to be fair they could have chosen an actual average yank city, even tiny ones still have skyscrapers

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post lewd rosys

>>67325416
>skyscrapers

no thanks. seeing nothing but concrete all day would be shite

*kicks down your front door and begins assaulting you*

>>67325266
r u addicted to methamphetamines bro only ppl that listen to that music here are

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>>67325179
Glasgow's a lot nicer than the rest of them tbqh

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>>67325499

>>67325356
probably not permanent but I can do a few years out there all expense paid with work, might try do it

>>67324949
>Lib Dems

JUST

>>67325416
>manhattan is an average american city

ah yes

i lived in austin texas for a few years and thought it was absolute wank, prefer it here desu

america is so different

well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.

>>67325225
Herbal Essences is shit now desu

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>>67325533
don't look like meth heads to me cunt

>>67325310
Comfy

>>67325370
Not comfy

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>>67325445
Go ahead.

>>67325591
could honestly fart on them legs and turn his bones to sherbert

>>67325591
do aussies actually listen to grime lol

>>67325591
what the fuck is up with his legs

>>67325575
top jej bong

>>67325591
r u daft cunt look @ that skinny fagit and the women here eat like fucking pigs so its not surprising she didnt lose any weight

>>67325619

meth heads do

>>67325619
Imagine not listening to grime

>>67325631
>bong
fuck off back to /r/4chan lad

>>67325641
can't imagine non-brits doing it really

*saunters in*

alri lads just gonna make a brew

*boils kettle*
*pours myself a cup without letting the switch click*

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>>67325664

Statement: skyscrapers are all utterly revolting and unnecessary. Any city (for example London) looks better without skyscrapers than with them. This is multiplied tenfold if they are designed in a "modern" and "new" fashion, such as the ones in London.

Thoughts?

>>67325619
it's a worldwide phenomenon

https://youtu.be/4AFAy_jHy2I

>>67325687
>i just copy my dad's opinions: the post

>>67325661
must be joking lad, yanks love that shit

absolute fucking floorfiller boys

https://youtu.be/XAi3VTSdTxU

>>67325687
Is a city even a city without skyscrapers anymore?

Basically just a town, towns have become villages and villages have become something we don't talk about so the pakis can't find them.

>>67325661
You best believe

>>67325711
my da don't agree

>>67325759
>da

FOM

>>67325755
shan't

>>67325687
london has a big black butt plug

What does "sovereignty" mean to you lads?

https://twitter.com/LowkeyMo_/status/797194786566533122

ahh yes, London rush hour

Make Cities Great Again

>>67325793
kicking the pakis, jews and niggers out of my country

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>>67325687
I have to disagree

>>67325793
the authority of the state to govern itself without foreign intervention

>>67325793
telling the globalists to fuck off

Statement: Businesses should stay out of political opinion

>>67325797
Greater London filming

marmite soup for lunch lads

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>telling the globalists to fuck off

>>67324949
conservatives are no fun

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>>67324997
nope

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>48 out of 50 states declared

I'VE BEEN UP SINCE TUESDAY NIGHT JUST TELL ME THE NUMBERS

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>>67325797
ah yes thank fuck i can drive now

https://twitter.com/MADIHVH/status/775452479727214592

ahh yes

>>67325787
exactly my point

you know the "walkie talkie" as well?

>>67325833
weird how the best part of that picture is the bit without the huge buildings

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/parents-of-missing-schoolboy-plead-with-facebook-to-reveal-his-l/
some opinions on this:
1. bit of a prat
2. waste of resources looking for him
3. isnt it weird how he puts his head on his dads shoulder all the time i mean isnt that a touch bent
4. facebook shouldnt release anything, privacy is very important and it could set a precedent
any other thoughts to add to the list?

>>67325927
what car do you drive

what car does /brit/ drive

>>67325797
absolute blew her the fuck out

top lad

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Oh...

>>67325924
They won't reveal them because they want to push the "Hillary won the popular vote" meme

432 park avenue is aesthetic af and if you don't agree you are a pleb

>>67325963
peaugot 207 sportium

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>>67325687
What London needs is some modernist architecture.
Pic from Tallinn.

>>67325982
fatty

>>67325963
any of my parents cars :^)

>>67325687
>t. telegraph reader

>>67325797
I don't get it

Honestly don't know how you can post any of these British cities and feel proud or be impressed in any way

>>67325927
how does nobody get pushed in front of the train

>>67325982
pudgy cunt

You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.

>>67326008
There is nothing modernist about that building you cretin

>>67326008
what london needs is to be obliterated with high explosives and rebuilt under the directive of prince charles

>>67326060
shall not be reading thus

>>67325797
holy fuck I hate london black chavs and parkis

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best city in britain coming through, make way

People are burning their New Balance shoes after the company made a pro-Trump comment

bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a spot of tea

>>67326060
>You
Stopped reading there.

>>67326002
very nice

>>67326016
yeah but what is it

>>67326060
missed posts like these

>>67326060

quite glad i read all of this

Not sure whether I actually want a gf or not

>>67326089
i endorse this post

>>67326008
That's cool as fuck

>>67326060
>eggs.
stopped reading there

>>67326060
gave it a chance and it paid off, good stuff

>>67326093
by "pro trump comment" the media means "praised his plans for improving american manufacturing like they had done with other candidates during the campaign"

>>67326060
boiled eggs dont pop

>>67325687
Depends

Historical skylines look better without skyscrapers (so London looks shit) while modern cities generally look better with a fuck tonne of skyscrapers (so HK, NY etc. all look pretty cool)

Paris probably did it best - the traditional Parisian skyline was preserved 'cause they build all the skyscrapers out at La Defence, and La Defence looks cool as fuck when you see it from the centre of Paris

>>67326093
>your mind on liberalism

>>67325922
MAN SAY THAT THEY NEVER BEEN NOTTINGHAM
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE IN NOTTINGHAM

actually howling

https://twitter.com/LowkeyMo_/status/766058417316302848

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is he autistic?

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>Mate gets placement to Portugal for a year
>Finally have the time to visit him
>Ignore /int/ memes
>30 minutes off the plane I get ripped off by a taxi driver for €20, paid €60 for a half hour cab
>Have to spend time in my chad friends flat because he doesn't like Portugese people while he bring other internetional placement girls to his bedroom at night

H..here until Teusday haha...

>>67326210
>he

erm no sweetie x

>>67326165
STOP TRUMPSPLAINING
RACIST FUCKS

Does any fellow Brit here speak a foreign language fluently? Immigrants and the like need not apply.

>>67326210
its true tbf they just sort of contuse and leak

>>67326089
S K I N S

>>67326230
im fluent in the language of love

>>67325435

saw an anti putin protest by some ukranians in tallinn

"PUTIN...CRIMINAL"

>>67326230
ye

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.

>>67326210
>three flags
Top yourself

>>67326230
I speak roadman

>>67326198
roadman comedy is genuinely quite entertaining

>>67326060
was really hoping this would end in bollock busting

wasn't disapointed

>>67326218
Where in Portugal are you lad?

Lisbon's a 10/10 city

>>67326310
black people are sound tbf it's just rorke doesn't like people with black skin (his stepdad was black)

>>67325687
skyscraper wanker loves his skyscrapers

im bent
yeah
im really really gay
yeah
yeah
i love it when things
are shoved up my bum
im such a fruity queer
that id like to fuck my mum

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the utter state

trump is already flipflopping

illuminati confirmed

>>67326345
bit gay

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https://twitter.com/LowkeyMo_/status/720732319699611648

REALLY want more bollock posting

>>67326341
>black people are sound
Spotted the nigger

>>67325956
>privacy is very important and it could set a precedent

Based Apple fighting the US government over user security

I don't know Facebook's views but I assume it's in the best interest of all tech companies to maintain privacy, ironic when most make their money selling user data to marketing firms

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>>67326337
I'm in a really rich part of Lisbon.

Knocked on some random persons door (lucky he was fluent in English) because my mate gave me the wrong address.

>>67326412
picture the scene: it's midday in Navarre, the sun casts a blazing heat over the narrow streets of Pamplona, not a soul in sight.

in the middle of a dangerously narrow residential street, a midnight black 330lb bull stands proud, frothing at the mouth, a near insatiable bloodlust that has claimed the lives of over 50 men and women that day, crimson red running down its ivory white horns

suddenly it freezes, and turns to face down the street, it has sensed the presence of another, perhaps this shall be the one to quench its thirst for blood?

a gust of wind blows dust and flyers advertising the annual bull run into the air. As the atmosphere clears, the bull meets eyes with our protagonist, your humble narrator.

The bull is seething with anger at the arrogance of this latest challenger, not a whiff of fear can be detected from this man as he strikes a match against the heel of his boot and lights up a cigarette, extinguishing the match on his scrotum.

Our protagonist stands proud, cowboy boots polished to a fine shine, his cowboy hat passed down through generations of his family sat proudly atop his head, and a red neckerchief tied liberally around his neck.

He takes the neckerchief and unties it, holding it aloft in the wind to catch the eye of his opponent, and proceeds to tie it tightly around his ballsack, turning it a vibrant scarlet colour.

The bull loses all control of rational thought and resorts to its primal instincts, breaking into a sprint at over 35mph, horns leading the charge, hooves pounding the dirt

our protagonist lifts his head slightly, throws his cigarette on the ground and smiles at the corner of his mouth, arms outstretched and goolies presented proudly

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>>67326341
>black people are sound

>>67326423
>black people aren't sound
spotted the rorke

>>67326362

corr them simcity games have good graphics nowadays

https://twitter.com/Kamzzy_UK/status/797034152574980096

London simply isn't British

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just watched this kino

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At the foot tay lads

Ahh lads, I just placed me bollocks besides the kettle again, literally scorched earth. Basically like that scene from 2012 except instead of rocks I shat myself immediately repeatedly right on the counter. Roaring red right now.

>>67326477
that's bants

if black people are so sound then why are prisons full of them?

sometiiiiimes when i do a poo yeah
i take iiiiiiit and sniff some glue yeah
then i listeeeeen to the who yeah
on page seveeeeeeen ill post a new yeah

>take a poo
>the poo lands on my bollocks

>>67326470
Is 'rorke' supposed to be an insult, Jamal?

You think I'm going to be offended for pointing out that you're a thick, violent nigger?

>>67326526
delete this at once

>>67326337
>Lisbon's a 10/10 city

lmao

the tourism fueled centre is. rest of lisbon is a complete dump

>>67326526
RUDDY NORA

>>67326526
>feet still blurred
nah, you're alright

>>67326526
Literal Perfection

>>67326556
Is 'Jamal' supposed to be an insult, Rorke?
You think I'm going to be offended for pointing out that you're an autistic, arsehurt alt-rightist?

>>67326526
perfect

>>67326518
the mandem

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*shakes it*

>>67326481
>bin with a sign telling you to put rubbish in it

ah yes, football fans

D E V O N
E
V
O
N

>>67326440
>720732319699611648

You been out lad?

The nightlife's pretty good

If you're that annoyed at your m8 there's a few really good hostels in Lisbon as well.

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>>67326615
GOOD post

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>>67326555

its the /brit/shack

>>67326556
>>67326423
He's the half-black spongehead from london

>>67326574
Rosy has monster trotters

>>67326602
Clearly you are offended hence your crybaby response.

Is WSHH down, you simple shitskin cunt?

the asian markets, runt. know anything about them?

>>67326559
Quite like the decay desu

Prefer a bit of faded grandeur to places like Edinburgh and Oxford where everything's a bit too well preserved

most of my "porn" comes from youtube

it's both a blessing and a curse to be able to wank to what other people would call trivial stuff

>Donald Trump Likely to End Aid for Rebels Fighting Syrian Government

>>67326647
>no transparent background
Come on

tasmanian abos

>>67326684
Calm down rorke. No need to be upset

>>67326705
like what lad

>>67326407
>https://twitter.com/LowkeyMo_/status/720732319699611648

Howling

>>67326711
good lad

>>67326711
Thank fuck for that

Would have thought that '80s Afghanistan or even Libya would have taught them that lesson anywaya

>>67326711
syria will be cleaned up within a year desu

>>67326705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xODnqlE2CGA

this is better than porn for me

>>67326725
I'm assuming he's an ASMRGF2016 cuck

>>67326660
It's the same beast who thinks everyone who dislikes London is an alt-right Trump trooper.

He's easily triggered.

>it's a middle class white brits all calling each other pakis episode

ah yes, a personal fav

>>67326742
Thinking obviously isn't your strong suit poorthener. Back to the mines.

>>67326762
paki

>>67326762
rasheed

>>67326757
don't know what that means

>>67326762
'ri 'sh'ed

>i "masturbate"
a hat, margaret, fetch me a hat

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>>67326718
just fixed it for him and you xx

post more saras

>>67326725
Plastic raincoats
Girls getting their hair cut/washed
High heels/skirts in public

I don't think I've ever wanked to vanilla porn

>>67326762
Rasheed

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>tomorrow theme

>>67326762
Rasheed al-Paki

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>>67326805

>>67326818
exceptional post

>>67326407
Very good post

>>67326806
odd

mostly harmless i suppose

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>Tomorrow? Pah, sophisticated men like myself use Photon m'lady

not being funny here lads but how the fuck did Michael Jackson actually change his skin colour?

>>67326863
exceptional post

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remember the smug clinton pakis

>>67326806
WOT DA FUCK LOL HAHAHA

Just watch all of rick and morty


it's a good show. don't let reddit ruin it for you

>>67326840
Reckon I could turn her to capitalism and make her my loving wife of a nuclear family

Blue Tone 2bh

>>67326777
>America doesn't have a tendency to support its future enemies

>Soviet Union (although lend lease was a bit different 2bh)
>Viet Minh
>Saddam Hussein
>Mujahideen in Afghanistan
>Rebel forces in Libya

Get back to your shitty meme degree work kiddo

>>67326895
good lad

Thinking of getting into politics and eventually running for election hahaha

>>67326879
hmm yeah i remember this

i was laughing t-b-h

t. pollfag

>>67326645
It's hard for me to get annoyed with him I've known him for close to a decade now.

I just share my awkwardness with /brit/ because I know people would find it funny.

>>67326895
it's funny in parts but other parts just *burps* annoy the shit out of me

>>67326876
fantastic post

>>67326840
doesn't trust her flatmates so she keeps a warm can of fosters in here room

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>spongehead

>>67326946
Also, have you been stung with the shitty card thing in clubs?

>>67326916
Back to the mines. They'll probably appreciate your musings down there.

>>67326926
reddit is unironically better than 4chan . wish I lived a productive and happy life of a redditor. listening to podcasts and reading illuminating facts all day sure distracts from meaningless office work.

anyone up for a blade sesh?

came across this gnarly look hand rail earlier

Non-whites CANNOT be British

>>67326954
>Fosters

Non-freshers actually drink that pish?

>>67326997
my blades are in the mechanics

how much does a night out normally cost for you lads?

>>67326879
i was a rorke and a rasheed that night desu

Donald Trump is anti-semitic for saying the media is unfair

>>67327054
>>67327054
>>67327054

>>67326711
>Aid
Why wont they call it what it is?

>>67327004
Fuck off. I'm non-white and more British than you. My great grandfather fought in WW1 for the Queen.

fucking early thread runts

t. Devon but not the jan

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>boy better know tshirt exclusive to aus/nz
>set shipping at £900 to the UK
>someone actually pays it
ahh yes, the grime jew

>>67326988
I'm a med student senpai so I'm 100% bona fide confirmed more intelligent than u :^)

*saunters in*

alri lads just gonna make a rustlers

*puts in microwave*
*opens the microwave without letting it finish beeping*

>>67326981
Don't know what that is tbqh.

Nigel is on Fox news right now bragging about bringing the brexit revolution to the US lol

>>67327690
Really liking this Nige in US politics meme

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>>67327764
meme?

>>67327790
Hope he stays 2bh

FOY