/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

who pakistani here

>michigan
ah yes nice borders there

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>67323002
BRUH

SAVAGE

>>67323002
savage mexican banter

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enemy of my estate

I like Ireland.

>>67323027
miss the border autism of old /int/ desu

last two digits are my height in my next life

to borderslad:

have you seen the electoral districts
oh my dayz the absolute state

>>67323044
/sp/ has better mexicans than /int/ tbqh

Lads Trump is just a power hungry ego maniac desperate for power that's why he's trying to divide the nation against him by legalizing racism and rape

>>67323072
72cm is really short

>>67323104
one might even say runtish

>>67323083
im assuming /sp/ has better ausies too? because the situation here is dire, my god

>>67323102
>legalizing
>z

FOY

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>>67323029
KILL
HIS
UNCLE
lads

>>67323129
why don't you fuck off over there then you cunt

>>67323111
>aberdeenshire
Fuck sake Scotland have some balls

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>yank borders pt. 3

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Why are northerners so fucking retarded?

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>yank borders pt. 4

>>67323187
rasheed

>>67323168
>north carolina
>its in the south-east
Hmmmm

>>67323054
>Russian in denial with a victim complex likes Brits in denial with a victim complex

makes sense I suppose

>>67323168
Do Minnesota next

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>>67323083

>>67323168
they name that state after you?

>>67323192
Not sure why Oklahoma has that stupid handle

>>67323192
and? there is absolutely no natural boundary in the mid west to base the border on so they use latitute and longitude lines

>>67323215
>lmao the Irish arent human, go stave paddy you're a white nigger
>ahh the Irish are just Brits in denial
Pathetic

got lunch with a friend lads

turns out she's pregnant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22CiKMPpaY

Literally everyone ITT would move to America if given the chance. FOY-posting is just jealousy

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>yank borders pt. 5

>>67323225
all me

>>67323231
slavery was prohibited above a certain latitude so texas had to stop below the border

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>>67323225
>more like no era of mexican dominance

every time

>>67323204
says the boro paki

>>67323265
Fuck Off Yank

>>67323161
why dont you fuck off to australia m8

>>67323256
I'm an Irish-Angloman though

*abolishes Prussia*

how to acquire drugs

>>67323265
I've gotten used to it. It gives the thread flavor.

Why do I keep getting called a Paki lands?

>>67323187
Some people have no shame really and others have no understanding of tact, or what the poppy actually is a symbol of.

>>67323270
Post Colorado

>>67323308
either get friends or get arrested trying to order them online

>>67323321
are you Pakistan?

foy

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>tfw your mate has a Jap girlfriend so now you have to refrain from making chink jokes with the lads.

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>yank borders pt. 6

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Mood Indigo, Pepe.....

...BRRRRrrrrrrT.... SKarOOOOT et ET ETtARoooooAOooooooo.......YAAAAAAATRooOOOP..........

>>67323342
I'm a Pakistani

>>67323321
Rasheed

>>67323352
I thought japs hated chinks

how to acquire nitrogen or helium gas

>>67323305
So a mutt? Good for you
>>67323354
Oh for fucksake

wish a paki lands would fuck off desu

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>yank borders pt. 7

>>67323356
not a fan of freeform jazz 2bh

>>67323352
You can still make fun of the Chinese and Koreans, she'll probably join in

>>67323354
meat clever

>>67323391
>las animas

ah yes

>>67323393
protip dont care x

>>67323192
>>67323391
you posted Colorado twice you dumb fuck

>>67323391
>bent
that's where im from haha

>>67323129
good bants

>>67323265
Greater London

>>67323454
not the same person

>>67323454
192 is not the same anon as 391

>>67323391
baca mesa sedgwick

Why are so many yank placenames still in Spanish? Why didn't they give them English names?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

Just uploaded this. Can't believe the camera just caught me, lol, had no idea it was recording haha

>>67323187
Jesus. Did they fly this at a match?

>>67323497
ran out
not that many places in england

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>yank borders pt. 8
screeching

>>67323497
because they used to be Spanish places

>>67323504
ah yes the russia shill
very good

back from le gym

rustling up some sardines w/ rice & broccoli lmao

literally nothing to do until I go drinking later baka

>>67323516
>rich
yep, that's where im from

>>67323541
so why not rename them

>>67323516
Jesus
What a fucking mess

Doing a look at London property prices lads.

It literally fascinates me. Is Brexit going to have literally 0 effect?

I thought brexit would have all the businesses leave which means London would become irrelevant but then people woulda actually be able to afford to live there again.

Who /secretly hoping London goes to shit/ here?

>>67323504
>where was sanders

ah yes, Sanders definitely would have won

whats the prettiest yank state?

Virginia here

wish the mexicans had won that war
FUCK yanks desu

https://twitter.com/Ahmed_Sarraf/status/797186657166442496

lel

still in bed

>>67323556
Why are you so rorke? You get triggered by original names of places?
Jesus christ.

>>67323558
>goes to shit

>>67323561
>where was sanders
A plant by the Clinton campaign but lets all ignore that lol

>>67323556
because they are classic and aesthetic

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>yank borders pt. 9

>>67323558
we haven't left yet fám :)

>>67323563
Wyoming

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>british borders

oh wait these are actually pretty nice

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New John Lewis xmas advert lads

still can't believe trump won lol

mental innit

>>67323629
BURY MENTIONED

>>67323593
I'm not triggered, when land is taken in war its usually renamed, look at Constantinople

want to fuck zara larsson

>>67323504
he's got a point Tbf

>>67323629
mentioned

>>67323558
ah yes, the famous london manufacturing and export industries

Daily reminder that the present is a foreign country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>67323629
>failsworth
aha..? me?

>>67323654
seen her nudes lad?

>>67323662
you know most trade is services yeah? just checking

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>dorset place names

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ah yes

calle calle

>>67323727
callate

Howling

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3928436/Was-nuisance-neighbours-Terraced-house-door-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-Islington-home-sale-925-000-real-Champagne-socialist-afford-it.html


1million for that council flat to live next to Jeremy Corbyn.

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>>67323620
What did they mean by this?

>>67323688
I'm from there.

It's wonderful to have "Failsworth High School" on your CV.

nice town, very white.

>>67323215
>Russian in denial
More like finn's in denial. Go educate yourself.

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>>67323723
ahh, my hometown

>>67323723
me on the left above beer and next to dusty

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>>67323723
>fugglestone

>>67323371
>>67323399
Nah nah boys, we made jokes about flamethrowing Japs anytime we'd see a pack of Asians. Not anymore haha

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WE LIVE ON A LITERAL ISLAND

digging out cocaine bogies again lads haha

gonna have a sausage sarnie

>when he doesn't eat clean

laughing_patrician_whores.jpg

>>67323803
>london is the brown shitstain on the back

fitting

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found in hampshire last weekend

>>67323825
good lad

>>67323751
The Mail is autistic

>>67323674
>anime poster in the video
HAhahahaha, you can't help yourselves, austistic rorkes can you?

post yummy mummys

>>67323803
Have you only just realised this?

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>he hasn't disconnected the cam on his laptop

>>67323803
islands are a social contruct

>>67323803
OUR aesthetic

hnnnnnnnnnng

>>67323827
looks like a butthole t-b-h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBA75ySaN1E

Just uploaded this

>>67323723

>Pound Bottom

No ta

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anyone else like to watch decapitations and other gore when theyre feeling angsty

>he lives in the """"United"""" """"King""""dom

>>67323674
Listening to undercover vampire police, good piece.

Really don't get this 'London is shit' meme

Is it jealousy?

>>67323803
>northern ireland
umm don't think so, sweety.

>he cannot accept that london is the best city in the uk by a considerable margin

haha yeah people come from all over the world to live in sheffield do they? yeah, no, they dont
no one wants to live in your irrelevant shithole, thats why it's cheap there

>>67323895
>he lives in the """United""" """Arab""" Emirates

>>67323905
London is a bit shit desu

t. lived there my entire life

>>67323907
rasheed

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>address please?
>number 69 tickly bottom lane
>unfit for HGV
>DO2 4UN

ah yes, dorset

>>67323907
>wanting to live in an overly expensive city full of foreigners and tourists

ah yes

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>>67323841

>>67323870
looool what a wetty boy

Feeling sexually frustrated

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>>67323908
>""""he""" """lives"""

>>67323946
**full of well-paid jobs and qts from all over the world

ahh yes

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>>67323951
>vorderman

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Ah yes, London

How long until there's another major terrorist attack lads?

Feel like the cunts are ready to ruin Christmas. I got a bad feeling I'm gonna turn on the tv soon to see that breaking news and shaky phone footage.

>>67323975
I don't need a job in london, I have a property business in the north
easy money

>>67323982
bedner

Just coming to terms with the fact that I'm not a teenager any more

>>67323960
*does a wank for you*

>>67323988
We should have more next year.

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>The hamlet's name has resulted in its sign repeatedly being stolen, requiring costly replacements to be acquired each time, to the increasing reluctance of the local council
>In 2010, the inhabitants banded together to purchase a 1.5-ton block of Purbeck Stone to place at the entrance to Shitterton, carved with the hamlet's name. A truck and crane were hired by volunteers to put the stone in place, at a total cost of £680. Ian Ventham explained: "We thought, 'Let's put in a ton and a half of stone and see them try and take that away in the back of a Ford Fiesta'."

>>67323990
ah cool, i get paid next week so might pick up a few of those cucksheds meself, literally pocket money

>>67324013
People are willing to pay £500 per month for a shitty terrace

>>67323983
don't understand this post

gonna do a poo and a shower

>>67323923
on what metric though?

In this country there is no better place for nights out, education, art, music, restaurants, parks, shopping, careers...

The only shit part is the cost imo.

>>67324033
lycamobile is used by south asians to phone home for cheap
and thats a train in london

How long till I have another orgasm lads?

>>67324048
Ah I see.

Imagine paying £120,000 for a shitty 2 bedroom terraced house in Britain when you could pay £120,000 for a nice spacious 4 bedroom house in America with a nice front lawn and back yard

Honestly lads London feels like a different country to me. I don't mean that with racist undertones I mean just because it's so different.

>Everything is really expensive
>The people are weird and rude as fuck
>Nobody really likes any British culture there outside of cliches such as Harry Potter and 'le bad fish and chips'


It's a weird, weird place.

>>67323998
you're 35
get a fucking job
t. mum

>>67323996
She's fucking revolting.

If you're going to most MILFs, post someone attractive like Nigella Lawson, Liz Hurley or Sandra Bullock

>>67324052
when you are married
that's if youre not stoned before then

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>>67324012
>shitterton

>>67323907
Sheffield is fine you paki wanker. Not as good as chester tho
C H E S T E R
H
E
S
T
E
R

>memorizing porn stars
beyond runtish

>>67324085
>implying I'm not stoned right now
DUDE

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Feeling very thoughtful

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On the train, quite mental.

>>67324079
New York is the same. The people, attitude and culture is completely different to the rest of America.

>>67324104
He's thinking of a different kind if "stoned", Ahmed

>>67324111
ah yes, now the blue spots in ohio and florida get to decide the election instead

>>67324111
C I V I C

M E N T I O N E D

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Banksy said he put something in my coffee this morning that would REALLY wake me up

>>67324127
you're thinking of a different Ahmed, Rasheed

>>67324147
legitimately spooked me out reet good there clart

what's in the deep down under bit????????

>>67324046
ye there's that but it's just full of cunts

>>67324175
Mohammed?

>>67324191
Salman?

>>67324180
water

>>67324191
>>67324207
ed?

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>>67324180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw

explain this lads
EXPLAIN IT

Don't get it lads.

Do people really spend their lives working in London to buy something like this?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61330742.html

>250k on the outskirts of London for half of a downstairs house

I just couldn't imagine getting to my 30s and then thinking 'ah yes, will start a family here one day'

London has to crash at some point

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done nowt all day

>>67324228
edd?

>>67324079
Have you ever lived in a capital or largest city in a country? Of course it's different and everyone will look down on the outside. That's literally the same in every country.

Listening to Zara Larson

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https://www.yahoo.com/music/azealia-banks-trump-am-truly-132004634.html

is she our girl?

remind me why we live in a country where it's shit and cold and rainy and gloomy and miserable out two thirds of the year again

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-37955748

Why don't pakis like banter?

>>67324251

Yes, I lived in Beijing for a bit. Everything was still Chinese, everybody was relatively normal and it felt like the rest of China, just more built up.

London is nothing like that, it just feels like a hyper capitalist breakdown

>>67324247
why are alt-right autists so obsessed with vapourwave?

>>67324284
i don't though

>>67324310
haram 2bh lad

>>67324286
>That includes two marriages, three engagements and a move from London to Cornwall.
REEEEEEEEEEEE EMMETS OUT

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>>67324284
because every once and a while it's really beautiful

>>67324321
Aesthetic

>>67324284
need something to moan about

>>67324352
*A E S T H E T I C

>>67324347
>every once and a while

>>67324321
obsession with false nostalgia and an idealised caricature of the 80s is rorke central

>>67324272
no she's fucking mental

done nowt all life haha

*smiles at another successful /brit/post*
*the smile turns to a contemplative stare as he realises there is a nugget of truth in what he's just posted*

hmmm

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eating some of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v63MiRIShkg

Lol who the hell recorded me?

>>67324246
don't bash the ting coz you don't understand it

>>67324415
Shia is a e s t h e t i c lately

Is this the biggest runt in the UK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bezynNROPs

ABOUT I TOOK LONGER THAN MEEK

SONIC BOOM! HOLD 2 IN A WEEK

>Tfw live in suburban town about 40 minutes away from major city
>Tfw nature and countryside at my doorstep
>Tfw can drive 10 minutes and go walking through a forest with my dog before having a pint at a local pub
>Tfw Londoners will literally never know this feel.

I think London is an amazing city but people who pay 500k for a part share of a flat on the outskirts and think people are too stupid to understand need to off themselves.

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feeling the saturday vibes lads

https://youtu.be/C1kHeeEMe-s

if it doesn't rhyme it's not poetry

>>67324504
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

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>>67324246
what the fug

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>>67324498
Mmm these are good vibes

'Cause once this land was heaven on earth, green hills were all I could see. But now it's steel, and pakis and brick so it looks more like hell to me.

I'm ready

>we are going to increase govt spending
>we are going to cut taxes for everyone
>we are going to reduce the national debt
ah yes
nice policies

>>67323911
essex spotted

>>67324545
you bashing trump? he's done more in his first three days as president-elect than obama has in 8 years as president

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>>67324498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXSBk_ebq-A

lel

>>67324572
do you mean reversing numerous policy positions? very impressive

>>67324573
U N A
V E L A

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1.4 MILLION illegals who signed up for Obama's amnesty are now first on the chopping block for deportation.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/1.4-million-obama-amnesty-applicants-on-deportation-hit-list/article/2607171

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>>67324573
Get this coon tune out of here you drongo

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>>67323911
>"""Ulster""" """"Scots"""" flag

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>>67324611
bueno

>>67324626
I thought she lost weight

CHOOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afVcgmoloeM

hmm

>>67324630
rorke

>>67324469
I'LL SPIN YOU OUT OF LOAFERS

SPIN YOU OUT OF MARGIELAS

>>67324655
nevarr

>>67324531
>Spacious room big enough for a double bed for two people and walkaway alongside accessories.

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hand over the memes now

>>67324493
wew lad do you live in the same place as me? (essex)

>tfw also have an airport 10 minutes away from me so I can get to the continent with ease

it's quicker for me to get to Amsterdam than it is Kensington, already been 3 times this year, twice to Paris and once to Prague

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>>67324694
No

>>67324672
(that won't save ya)

can't wait to see trump ruin the credit rating of the usa

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*loading meme*..........done
*calibrating banter*.....done
*tuning gimmicks*.................done
*adding modules chebs, slags, smeg, kipper, FOY FOY FOY*...done
*promoting -ise for -ize*......done
*clearing runts*....done
*entering /brit/*.......

Smoke me a kipper, lads, feel like a full English this morning

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The much beloved BBC

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>>67324694
*avoids eye contact and walks away*

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>>67324498
Feeling the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWMGv2_L2o

>>67324708
Dank
Mind if i save?

>>67324697
No lad I live near Manchester.

People give it loads of shit but the surrounding towns (minus Rochdale, it should literally be nuked) are all just commuter towns with loads of countryside and non-labour voting rich people.

It's mega comfy. Can literally get public transport right to Manchester airport in about an hour.

I genuinely feel sorry for London lads who think they've got it all who won't spend their weekends walking through the countryside and finishing at a comfy pub in the middle of nowhere.

London scares me, the fact that people aspire to that lifestyle scares me more.

>>67324641
brazilians are odd lads tbqh

https://youtu.be/dwEm-rU5sAE

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just went on a run lads

used to be able to do 5km with ease which is by no means an incredible feat but I was still happy with it

just got to 2.5km and felt like I was going to keel over

fucking hate that I started smoking, what a stupid cunt, at least I've binned them now


bit gutted lads

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>>67324746
Sure lad

>>67324640
no need to now since she married a bloke whose career depends on it

>>67324779
Who's that?

>>67324545
Why is this not viable? He's a good businessman, he knows how to run things efficiently

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*walks across you*

*bonks you on the head with a really large club*

>>67324777
Don't get smoking desu

>Ah yes this cancer stick
>Ah yes yellow teeth, fucking up my internal organs and making me smell like shit
>Ah yes it also costs a fortune

???

>>67324809
me by the taxi

>>67324777
what is this ''Km'' you speak of?

>>67324793
Brian the dog from Family Guy

>>67324797
running a country is vastly different to running a business

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REALLY makes one ponder

why dont yanks wear poppies?

>>67324777
*brisky laps you*

>>67324850
They didn't fight in WWI

>>67324828
>inhale
>feel good
>repeat
literally all there is to it

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>cancer stick

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My best hope of owning a home in modern Britain is waiting for my parents to die


Hmmm, rlly makes you think

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>President-elect Donald Trump

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>>67324752
i know this feel

Marple Bridge billionaire reporting in

>>67324828
if you've never had a snout after a pill, a booze or a stressful day then you wouldn't understand

>>67324840
easier than saying 3.1miles

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>>67324640
she had gastric bypass surgery

she is a walking contradiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTiHVzOH9B0

>>67324828
It feels REALLY good

>>67324848
>conservative voters are prudes and repressed sexually
no surprises there then

>>67324885
>Prime Minister Theresa May

MAY LIKE THE FIFTH MONTH????

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>a semi-autobiographical novel
>internet gf

>>67324897
like are Lauren but I hate the rebel

>>67324903
Nothing wrong with any of that

had a storm this afternoon that lasted about 15 minutes but knocked out the internet and it's still offline now at midnight so i have to phonepost like a normie peasant

not happy jan

>>67324929
fascinated

>>67324875
>tfw parents are still renting in their late 50s

the future looks bleak for me haha

>>67324937
rasheed

can't believe there are people out there who think bugzy beat chip

even more surprising is that there are people out there who think yungen beat chip

>>67324949
>>67324949
>>67324949
>>67324949

>>67324953
yea, how about that....

*pretends to take a phone call and walks away*

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me exhausted (sooo tired) after a quick blade sesh

desu i wish i gave up cancer sticks sooner but argh fugg it

>>67324886
VERY good lad


>>67324948
>Having your parents fuck you over like that

>Tfw dad literally doubled his salary and we're now leaving out shit house for a detached 250k house and he's got tens of thousands locked up in bonds for me and my siblings when he dies

based

>>67324797
>He's a good businessman, he knows how to run things efficiently

aside from the numerous failed ventures writing off over a billion dollars.

trump's success is built on branding and image, he's mastered it as evident from the election. he is not a great businessman and would be nowhere if not born into a corporate family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozbhIX5Y0E

American geographers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

American food critics

>>67325070
just watch Ollie's drumpf video, eh?

>>67325365
joey'sworldtour is a national treasure

>>67325472
don't know who you're talking about but you can't deny the facts

he was handed the keys just before a real estate boom and made a fortune by networking and presence in the industry. everything else has pretty much failed.