Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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/balt/

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>tfw no キクヒメ

>>67321337
Rare flag

>>67321337
スマホだから国旗名見れないけどマルタ?

>>67321454
カタールじゃね?

Toyama first

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Can someone please tell me if this says anything interesting?

>>67321454
>>67321480
It's Malta.

マルタはイタリア系なのに公用語が英語の島国だね

>>67321507
the sword is registered in Okayama on 02-Sep-16.

>>67321541
Posso parlare l italiano ma sono maltese ;)

>>67321523
やったぜ。(I did it.)

>>67321594
Fug. It doesn't say anything about it's age or place of origin?

Where can I buy a fundoshi?

>>67321627
>age or place of origin?
no

>>67321655
Do you want mine?
I will send you.

>>67321655
アマゾンは全能
アマゾンは神

>>67321609
>>67321607
>>67321541
Why do you talk about my flag and not oyabin?!

>>67321659
Oh well. Thanks for helping.

>>67321692
Do you love Japan

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>>67321770
Not particularly, I just wanted to post about my waifu.

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>>67321193
やめい
>>67321279
そう
お前の知らない世界
>結婚生活

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>>67321279

>>67321797
What point do you love her?

>>67321770
I'm really fed up with this sentence

>>67321770
お前生きてる価値ねえからさっさと死んでくれないか?

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>>67321797

>>67321840
What do you mean?

>>67321674
Is it washed?

>>67321691
Amazonian fundoshi? Is it tribal?

>>67321870
ミドリセーブザワールド姉貴オッスオッス!

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>>67321829
後ろから
前から
どうぞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjRDK4kQjfY

>>67321507
So you are not the one who registered the weapon, right? Where did you get that from?

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>>67321797
Who is your waifu?

>>67321899
>washed?
Of course not.

>>67321891
え、お前のwaifuのどこが好きなのか聞いたんだけど

>>67321842
me too.
便乗して他の国までそれでスレ立てしだしてる始末
meme になってる?

>>67322067
Ok, can you send to Portugal please?

I really want a fundoshi.

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>>67321996
Kikuhime!
>>67322075
I dunno, I just like her. She's a tough girl.

USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
SHOCKING VIDEO: California High School Student BRUTALLY BEATEN For Suppo... https://youtu.be/V6MDq9y8xoc

>>67322131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0mYy2x3SI&list=PLF73DC656E5B2ACFC

old one.

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>>67322246

>>67322246
cool...

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>>67322131
メダロットのキクヒメね

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>>67322333
フンドシ
好き?

>>67321992
Just some guy who sells 'em.

Please, I really want original Japanese fundoshi.

How about we make trade, like old times?

What do Japan want from Portugal?

>>67322403
How do you mean, on girls?

>>67322440
5~15 years old girls and traditional architectures

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>>67322488
Isn't a little too much for a piece of loin cloth?

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Has any of you fellas bought this? Or plan on buying?

>>67322563
I already have a real AV Famicom with an Everdrive.

>>67322488
I can't give you girls for a fundoshi.

But what type of traditional architecture do you want?

How about some Castella cake instead?

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>>67321337

>>67322440
lol
Why the fuck do you want fundoshi?

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>>67322637

>>67322609
It doesn't seem so complicated to make one for yourself. It's just a piece of long cloth.
六尺褌の締め方 一人 付け方 / How To Wear fundoshi(hundoshi) Solo https://youtu.be/tJrpfqgyGjo

Is your life interesting enough to be represented on an anime?

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>>67322792

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>>67322841

>>67322563
おっさんらが内蔵されているゲームの数を見て安いと思って買ってるみたいよ

>>67322698
Fundoshi seem very comfortable.

I like to have my dick always secure instead of bouncing around.

>>67322776
Thanks! Obrigado!

I will try this, may you have many Nekos and pray to itadakimasu.

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>>67322914

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>>67322892
what would you do to her?

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>>67322465
lol
i have not any intention but service to you

>>67322563
>plan on buying?
Maybe
I wanna play 'ice climber' and 'Dr.Mario'.
but, the game controllers seems too small for us.

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>>67322964
>>67322977

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>>67322563
i have emulator

>>67322792
yes

>>67323008
Kikuhime loves Ikki not you.

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>>67323008
秋田
http://blog.livedoor.jp/seisyunerosu/archives/49198857.html

>>67322563
Honestly,I don't want to play FC games even if they are free

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>>67323052

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>>67323077
I already have all those pics.

>>67323125
お前はイッキだった・・・?

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>>67323170
I wish.

>>67323155
Why don't you draw kikuhime pic?

>>67323212
I can't draw for shit unfortunately, I wish I could.

>>67323001
Kugelschreiber

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>>67323288
i drew this
please don't fap to it

>>67323039
>yes
Who wants to watch it? None of life people spend are enough to be represented on an anime without Trump's. His life is not just wonderful >>67323419

>>67322563
Do you like to play video games?

>>67323485
Trump is a completely fantastic man.

His son Barron is really cute btw.

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>His son Barron is really cute btw

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>>67323534

>>67323571
>trump's father gave him 200 million usd
>interesting life

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>>67323494
Not really massively, but sometimes I do.
Played some Ninja Gaiden today, I'd say it's still holds pretty well.

In general, when I was younger, I used to play on handhelds much more, and now I don't own any new console and play more on my phone than on PC.

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>>67323731
Ever had a Dendy?

>>67323647
ケック
トランプ死んでから兄弟戦が起こる

>>67323914
Yes, my uncle got it for himself and gave it to me and my sister when I was about 4-5 yo

Has anyone been to Roppongi?

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1945

>>67324096
>Best Guy
Is this a good movie?

>>67324096
アメリカからアイディアを全部奪ったということですか?

>>67324057
イエッス

>>67323914
How do you know about Bendy btw?

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>>67324187
主にアメリカからですが、それだけではありません。
すべては中国を真似することから始まりました。

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ええ
おぱんちゅより告知
先ほどredditをみて
この写真の出どころが
madなfanによるstalkingである旨
判明いたしました
https://www.reddit.com/r/BABYMETAL/comments/5chez4/moa_or_not_moa/

He told me that one of them where here with their school, and there was an incident with super fans trying to get pics of her, and had to be escorted from the property.

謹んでお詫び申し上げまつる

しちゃいけませんね
こういうことは!

>>67324252
ほとんどの文明は先行する文明の影響を受けている
君が親を真似たようにね
アホですかチミは?

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>Japanese guys trying to hit on girls
>foreigners come in
>Japanese guys feel uncomfortable

w

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>>67324252
left: Hiroshige Utagawa
right: Van Gogh

>>67324229
I've watched Kinamania's videos.

>>67324554
>tfw that foreigner isn't me

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>>67324710
Thats me

And i fucking hate it

>>67323731
>now I don't own any new console and play more on my phone than on PC.
最近は、皆、そういう感じの流れだよね。
スマホゲーム好きな人が多いね。

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>she sees foreigners dicks

3度寝しとったわ
ニート最高や

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>>67324502
しかし、この写真はプロによるものやね
アマチュアでは撮れない
>>67324707
モネも
貼らなきゃ
例のバカ騒ぎの元になったやつね

しかし、よく在日>>67324252の湧く板や

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>>67324955
今日は土曜日
曜日もわからん真正ニートすか?

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>>67324955
だよね

>>67325037
毎日が日曜日やぞ

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>>67324707
Lel

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>>67325059
うっ
うらやましい
ねたましい

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>copied china
>copied korea
>folded steel 1000 times
>copied europe
>did war crime
>got nuked
>got nuked
>copied america
>made some cartoon
>got nuked
>dying now

wwwwwwwwww

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>>67325123

>>67324200
>>67324057
was that all?

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>>67325151
えっへんやで

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>>67325267

Christianity is the core of traditional culture in the Europe and America.
Islam is the core of traditional culture in the Middle-East.
Shinto is the core of traditional culture in Japan.
China and Korea don't have Shinto.

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>>67325375

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>>67325532

>>67325532
I have an ISO rip of the DVD of that show.

>>67325446
Confucianism & Taoism are the cores of traditional culture in China and Korea
Why don't you know?
Are you stupid?

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>>67325446
Your culture is shit anyway. Convert mate.

>>67325605
don't rip DVD

アメリカ大統領選をアニメを混ぜて表現してみた
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsPDJfRY9u4

Is Japan going to be better or worse off in 20 years?

>>67325675
There's no better release.

Japanese anons please explain this. Is it normal there?
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/4862551/dutiful_japanese_nurse_services_patient_in_public_hospital.html

>>67325735
ワイもよくやってもらったンゴねえ・・・

>>67325735
>professional camera and editing
>normal

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>>67325446
>japs in charge of judging other cultures

>>67325798
in japan, even elementary school kids have professional camera and editing skill

>>67325628
I know it. It's well known in Japan.
I said just "China and Korea don't have Shinto".

>>67325843
Fuck you, you are not helping

>>67325798
It's a cut from some documentary in fact.

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>>67325735
Its real. I posses many other 100% true documentaries on similar subjects.

>>67325735
rare flag

>>67325801
How was it in America in the 6th century?

スウェーデン語話しましょう~!

>>67326015
あっちIKEA

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Was it aliens?

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>>67326000
was good era

>>67326051
It's ancient Japanese

>>67326051
your mom

>>67326051
moe doll

>>67326015
お断るでござる

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>>67325801
なるほど、これがアニメの起源なんだ

>>67326015
surströmming!!volvo!!!IKEA!!!!

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>>67326059
Korean was Japanese in the era

>>67326147
>surströmming
Only fucking west coasters eat that.

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>>67326015
たぶん私はVolvoを購入するだろう。

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>>67325801
Stop fact violence

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>>67326147
snopp
fitta

How many of you are interested in puroresu?

>>67326199
Fuck, meant east coasters.

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>>67321193

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Could you reccomend me any Japanese short novel?
Currently reading 蜘蛛の糸

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>>67326051
アラハバキ(脛巾)神
>>67326284
来たなヤンデレ

>>67326048
アイキア?

>>67326391
イケア

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>>67326354
芥川龍之介
河童

>>67326284
Herro isac

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>>67326220
ばか(´・ω・｀)

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>>67326284

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>>67326478
hello

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>>67326391
北欧家具のブランド名
>>67326220
>>67326483
keekaroo

>>67326608
あいきーあ is how they pronounce IKEA in English speaking countries.

I just wanted to trigger some Swede with アイキア pronunciation that's all

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>>67326608
what does POANG mean?

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>>67326675
How do they pronounce it in Sweden?

If they pronounce it incorrectly, maybe we can teach them how to say it properly.

>>67326748
hmmm...your super power to manipulate others works only on TheF.

>>67326839
They pronounce it as IKEA.

>>67326354
Hoshi shinichi's novel.

>>67326839
Have we ever successfully learnt to pronounce anything that you taught us?

>>67326675
>>67326748
>>67326771
keekaroo is the Chair for children
kekaroo

>>67325532
Är inte hon den där rika tjejen som är med i jerry?

Birth rate?

>>67327073
Jepps
Vad händer i den stigande solens rike?

>>67326748
>アイキア
>a-i-ky-a
What does Japan mean by that? Why not just イキア?

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>>67326930
Yes, in a successfully cute way.

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>>67327099
出生率

マサチューセッツ州

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>>67326354

>>67327131
Because "eye-key-ah" is the English pronunciation and they copied that.

>>67326839
It's pronounced exactly as it's written. The closest English approximation I can think of would be "icky-ah."

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>>67327073
>rika means rich in Swedish

>>67327183
That's not quite what I was trying to convey by that post but I still appreciate you.

>>67327131
In fact I'd assume イケーア or イケーハ to be even better suited to the Germanic pronounciation.

>>67327226
They pronounce it >>67326413

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>>67327226
>The closest English approximation I can think of would be "icky-ah."
I was unaware of this. I wonder if they pronounce it like that across the rest of Europe.

Or if it's like "Hyundai" or something, where every country seems to have its own pronunciation.

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>>67327206
発音しにくいから嫌い

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>>67327313
>High-yoon-day

>>67327297
That's correct, but I said ENGLISH approximation.

>>67327313
>I wonder if they pronounce it like that across the rest of Europe.
Probably. In Swedish i's don't make an "eye" sound, they have an "eeh" or "ii" sound. For all intents and purposes, a Swedish i works the same as a Japanese い.

>>67327131
>>67327226
No IKEA in Japanese is イケア, アイキア doesn't mean anything.

>>67327206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkmLs2NQ7Bk

>>67327206
Machachuuchecchuchu

>>67327361
I was answering to
>Because "eye-key-ah" is the English pronunciation and they copied that.

マラチュッチュ

>>67326048
www
>>67326391
英語圏では、IKEAの事をアイキアと言うんだな。知らなかった。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFAy_jHy2I
・・・

>>67327393
>>67327367
Then I apologize for being stupid.

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>>67327372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69iSXks1bes

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>>67327350
In America, they pronounce it "hoon-day".

It's rather concerning.

>>67327313
the last e in Nike is silent for you?

>>67327437
The correct pronunciation is "hon-dah" I think

>>67327437
I pronounce it Hynn-dai.

>>67327415
クライマ?

大好き?
愛してる?

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>>67327131
http://www.ikea.com/jp/ja/catalog/allproducts/#
>>67327248
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_rate
I have only one child.
I have not yet contribute to it.

>>67327503
I will contribute 200 children!

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>>67327398
へんたいだー!

>>67327463
>the last e in Nike is silent for you?
Yes, if you're talking about the brand, but otherwise no if you're talking about the Greek goddess.

>be a slav
>be in Tokyo for 15 hours on a sunday night
wat do?

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>>67327122
Roligheter och Jobbigheter

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>>67327503
Still good work. I hope you make more children, and then you can make family trips in a bippu van.

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>>67327533
チンチンが擦り切れるぞ

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>>67327475
>The correct pronunciation is "hon-dah" I think
Mayuyu, are you trying to cheat me again?

So when I visit Japan, where do I apply for my anime wife?

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>>67327548
kawaii

>>67327206
その言葉、舌がもつれるから嫌。
ところで、「呪術師手術中」って言える?

why is japan the only quaint asian country? why are all other asian countries retardo giganto?

Apologize

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>>67326771
poäng means point

>>67327669
two nukes

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>>67327695
Thank you Suomiman.
All the other Swedes ignored my post.

>>67327617
at the immigration. there's a long wait.

>>67327415
My mental is not so strong that I watch this shit till last

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>>67327564
>man du aldrig berättar några historier

>>67327684
apologize for what

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>>67327684
I'm 総理

>>67327789
What waiting line is longer, 3D girl or 2D girl?

>>67327501
楓?好きだよ。
日本では、そろそろ紅葉狩りの季節です。

>>67327872
It's always for 2D girls. All tourists come for 2D girls.

>>67327501
Sorry but I'm not gay

I only go for 4D.

>>67327971
>I'm not gay
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwPLwX9aluY&t=64s

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>>67327997
>4D
一体どういうこと?

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>>67327997
>3D + time dimention
You mean BBA?

>>67327997
Is that a code word for a tranny?
3D girl + one D

>>67328042
The first 32 years are totally worth it.

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>>67327842
Nja, ganska mycket drama bara, det handlar om i stort sett att jag är så pass snygg att varenda jävla tjej i min närhet dras till mig som om jag var en magnet vilket inte alls är poppis bland killarna om jag ska säga det minsta

Annars så finns det inte så jättemycket roligt att säga, mina dater som jag hade förut var ganska normala så jag har direkt några roliga historier att berätta

Liksom, Jag träffade en tjej på tinder, vi gick på bio, vi gick hem till henne och knullade, lägg nu in andra valfria aktiviter och du får i stort sett mina andra dater, inget direkt intressant i det

日本では5次元の女の子が人気です

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>>67327997
Girls with too many dimensions intimidate me.

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>>67328122

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>レクサスは保険で高価すぎる
>トヨタと日産の高級車はヨーロッパにはない
私は解決策が見つかるまで泣き続けます。

>no 1D girlfriend

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>>67328088
>jag är så pass snygg

>>67328228
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>>67328199
ドイツ車があるじゃんアゼルバイジャン

Are Tsundere maid cafes a thing.
My entire Go! Go! Nippon! trip hinges on this important question.

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I love 1D girls.

>>67328041
This is a hyperdimentional Nep.

>>67328055
Or maybe 2D + 2D.

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>>67328199
なぜドイツ車という高級品が身近にあるのに選ばない?

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>>67328247

>>67328290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4VOx9EEic&t=16m

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>>67327669
Because only Japan is Great Powers country and is the most developed country in Asia.
Japan is proud of the its own tradition.
>>67327697
North Korea will give them to south Korea
>>67328041
四次元は四次元
>>67328042
over 25
>>67328122
お前の面だけが誤次元だろ

>>67328260
This line segment is so moe!

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>>67328088
Jag vill till Japan...

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>>67328324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0W2hZip4E

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>>67328417

>>67328274
>>67328324
ドイツの車は良いことではありません。
メルセデス・ベンツは修理に高価です。
BMWはやつめの所有です。
アウディには複雑な整備士がいます。

>>67328417
I'll be going there this December.
No need to be jealous.

>>67328633
good morning/afternoon i just got out of bed and its 4pm now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luamKosCWuY

>>67328809
Good morning, do you love Japan today?

>>67328487
そうなんだ
日本ではいい評判しか聞かないから驚き

>>67328931
You are creepy as hell

>>67328941
私は誇張しそうです。

私も普通のことは避けます。 ドイツの車はドイツでは特別ではありません。

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>>67328931
I love Japan!

>>67328633
For how long

>>67329024
Not quite sure yet. A bit more than a week perhaps. It depends on how much money I have at the end of this month.

>>67328350
>draw a dick on it
I love Japan.

>>67329057
I'm not jealous then
Have a good time
Are you the guy with atuismo btw?

>>67328941
フォルクスワーゲンが「走るアウシュビッツ」と呼ばれてるな。

>>67329020
You love Japan

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>>67329086
Yes.
Don't worry, I won't try to sleep with any women that you, Nihonjin deha arimasen, or Thai have called dibs on.

>>67329057
>paying thousands for plane tickets to the other side of the world to then only stay for a week
Save up until next year and stay longer, please.

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>>67328996

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>>67329088
うまい冗談!

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>>67329132
dibs on selena

>>67326354
"allo,toi,toi" written by 長谷敏司

>>67329138
But for what? I don't have that many things I want to do there.
Visit a few sights, go to Comiket, sure. But I don't have any big plans and I don't have a lot of money. Plus I promised some people I know that I would go there this year.

>>67329108
Does he love Japan?

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>>67329132

>>67329243
dunno

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>>67329243
I want to stick my penis into the Japan!

doesn't that artist draw Miku with a bepis

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>>67326450
thank you! that looks asewome

>>67326923
I've been meaning to read some of his stuff for quite some time now, but I can't find any of his work for free

>>67327222
so this is what inspired Edge of Tomorrow huh

>>67329188
what is it about?

TLs note: bepis means chinpo

>>67329535
Hur gammal är du nu igen?

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>>67329711

i will make new thread

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>>67329759

NEW THREAD

>>67329800
>>67329800

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>>67329796