How does one acquire a Spanish girlfriend?

>>67320475

Ligando

spanish girls are for spanish and portuguese guys only, fuck off

>>67320639
ayo little swarthy boi, we be stealing ur wimminz now

>have a BIG BLACK COCK
>literally just walk out in public and watch them flock to you

>>67320676
don't impose your filthy anglo fetishes on spanish people.

why dont you want a polish gf?

Never tried it myself. I only drink water and tea.

>>67320872
they are whores

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I want to have a spanish girlfriend and make cute iberian babies

>>67320475
They acquire you.

>>67320639
For us too!

Serious question though, do they like tall white athletic guys? It seems that they always go for feminine manlets and that that pisses me off as i find them so fucking hot, deffinitely prefer them over blonde bitches that we have here.

>>67321090
if you are poor they dont love you, believe me.... spanish are gold diggers and eastern europeans = romanians

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>>67320995

Such beauty doesn't deserve to suffer in the desertic heat of Spain, we have plenty of space for her in our fresh atlantic beaches.

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if you are a guiri you have to have money and charisma

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Gib :(

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>>67321219
>portuwarm

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>>67321331
a fucking mountain
get the fuck out of here, no princesss wants to love there.

Apart from based Laura

>>67321322
no :(

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>>67321434
Yeah, nothern Spain is very green and mountanious.

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>>67321474
depending of the zone, the meseta have green parts, the problem is that the central system of mountains retains the wind and therefore the clouds and make many dry zones, for that reason there are many contrast betwen green and dry places in the middle of the peninsula...
imagine andalucia that is under the meseta...

i hope that the reforestation make this country more green

Talk Finnish to them.

>go afrikkka
>go mudhut
>see nigger lady
>paint spanish flag on her cheek
>grab her by pussy and take her home

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Be intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>67323247
>Be intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
nice try Aurelia

>>67320475
It´s easy: you only had to be a foreigner, spanish girls are so whores that only fuck with foreigners

What do Spaniards think about Germans?

>>67323916
Can confirm, been to Barcelona

>>67320475
pic related is not spanish.

t. knower

>>67320475
Being lucky. Otherwise, it's not worthy to have a Spanish gf.


>>67321090
>They always go for feminine manlets

Hahahah they will always order a 9/10 guy even if they are 4/10 orks


>>67320988
>Implying Spanish girls are not whores too

>>67324336
Rich + exotic + foreigner = easy for you unless you are an autist, but I've never seen a German with a Spanish

>>67324561
>exotic
You wot

>>67324619
nigger in spain you are exotic

Spanish girls want my dick 2bh lads

>>67324619
Different looks since blonde people are not common here