sophie edition
first for islam
talking heads edition
it's very simple
it's called tuna fish because not everyone knows that tuna is fish
best film I've seen in a while
Ello.
I don't even know what a tuna looks like.
>>67317022
ah yes will definitely be watching heartfelt coming of age indie movie #3225656
>>67317019
Well tbf it can be quite confusing considering one of the most popular brands of canned tuna is "Chicken of the Sea"
I'm a store-brand tuna man myself
Really can't beat 60¢ a can
>>67317044
i don't care what i eat as long as it doesn't give me cancer tbqhwyf
odds wank evens get out of bed
H I G H T E S T
https://youtu.be/NUsoVlDFqZg
posting the biggest spanish banger of the century
>>67317037
It's not really a coming of age film so much as it is a critique of modern culture and a look into how unconventional living is essentially written off by society at large without so much as a thought to why
*walks into /brit/*
*no one notices my entry*
*slams my willy on the table*
*everyone looks at me in awe*
We got a proble---
*suddenly the table crashes to the floor due to the sheer weight and size of my willy*
*smirks*
>>67317057
Poor little kitty
>>67317064
https://youtu.be/hXI8RQYC36Q
contributing
>>67317064
shite
Proper tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4tyDRhU_4
doing a post from my kitchen
>>67317104
mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ
>>67317075
Poor little watch band.
>>67317099
this isn't in spanish
>>67317068
Oi, you're paying for that!
>>67317124
una vela
why do so many americans have black hair lmao
i thought they were european
some called me gingerbread the other day lads
absolutely fuming
ded thred
>>67317249
it should be prime straya hours
>>67317191
brown/black hair is dominant unlike cuck blonde hair which is recessive
called some pommy cunt a gingerbread the other day lads
was absolutely hilarious
>>67317242
should have said something mean then ran away as he wouldn't be able to catch you
>>67317261
i said black not brown
pure spic black hair
perpetually dehydrated
>>67317127
Aright son, don't worry. We've locked the doors.
He's paying, one way or another.
>>67317275
I never see that but then again I live in a 95% white town
>>67317268
let out a hearty laugh mate
On a date haha
*places his hand on yours and smiles at you*
>>67317302
>accidentally do something smart
>pass it off as something I did on purpose
people think I'm cleverer than I really am.
>>67317319
Watch out boy or I"ll sic the Irish on you
>>67317314
I will tear your jaw asunder you filthy bender
*clicks on every girl's profile on the event list*
>>67317314
*kisses you the cheek*
>>67317335
fuck off, go bully statsgook on /sp/
>>67317341
*pushes you away*
wasn't talking to you, you disgusting seppo
>>67317344
*rests his head on your shoulder and gets close*
Having a NYE party at mine tbqh lads
I purposely act dumb so people will expect less of me and not give me responsibilities
So far it has only backfired
>>67317370
wanna play Kings Cup lad?
>>67317364
*puts hand on your thigh and kisses you on the lips*
whoops haha.
Aussie shitposting thread
>>>/pol/98075100
>>67317386
not sure what that is hehe
can someone +1 me to that lad's party?
normie memes are becoming better to be honest
>>67317400
ring of fire but for faggots on the wrong side of history and the world
guess my invite got lost in the mail or something haha
>>67317364
*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
>>67317392
*glasses you in the face*
the 'chon is having troubles again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HP1TTF6f9E
absolute BANGERS
if you don't like it you are a fucking grebo or a skater and are gay
In Rainbows it such a GOAT album desu
I never knew Croydon had a tram.
>>67317451
possible plot for new peep show episode
>>67317436
Umm sweetie, that's illegal.
>>67317392
*pulls the blanket over us and puts the telly on*
what a wonderful day darling
Can Shakira actually dance?
She does this arse shake thing in every vid. I remember her at Glasto and she was rough looking af but, can sing no question.
Just saying, she's not like this amazing flamenco dancer everyone makes her out to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C6xDjQ66wM
>>67317451
then you are a normie twat who doesn't know the all rail map of london
>>67317475
Shaking your arse counts as dancing these days have you been living under a rock?
>>67317475
this is the sort of issue a female would be concerned with
>>67317481
I'm a northerner.
We have trams, but we figure that once you go south of Birmingham there's no trams
>all these qt women that I will never do a sex with
Croydon is barely in London desu
Shit hole too lel
b b b b b burgaboy
https://youtu.be/1sxSiyjA9NM
Did a 4 hours of sleep and I feel really hungover/ill lol
Got kicked out of McDonald's like
>>67317475
>this being on your list of things you care about
Jesus wept
>>67317511
>I'm a northerner.
i'm really sorry about that lad, must be terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs
le angry correct shouty rant man has a point
>ywn live in late 80s Manchester
>>67317515
like the rest of london then?
life imitates fart
>>67317555
thank god
>>67317554
>drumpf is racist!
>FUCK YOU WHITEY
>ywn live in mid 70's New York City
some tight little slices going to tonight's event
shan't be even making eye contact with a single one
>All of London is a shit hole.
t. went on a day out to Oxford Street once
>>67317573
thank god
I NEED instant willy release
>>67317519
Quite low on the scale. I do enjoy her singing Spanish. Like you lads enjoy nips and Koreans singing about dragon ball zed etc.
>>67317554
i dont know who he is but I dont like him
>>67317585
i'll release your willy all over me.
>>67317559
life is not deeply satisfying
Today the BBC's launching #blackbritishhero – a month of shows, videos, debates and more that celebrate black Britons who have made a positive impact on our society. Get involved by nominating your #blackbritishhero throughout November! #blackandbritish
so lonely
so alone
https://twitter.com/william94299364
could I get a follow?
>>67317607
wouldn't mind sodding well doing in this bender right here lads
>>67317616
rorke.
>>67317622
Bet you have friends
>>67317599
I don't live in the Midlands m8
>>67317626
https://twitter.com/william94299364/status/793575800884846592
howling
>>67317616
they wrote an article about how the irish have to change our views because a lot didnt see blacks as irish
Why are they even getting involved with us?
CORR BLIMEY I BE QUITE THE LONESOME SOUL THESE POPE BLESSED DAYS AFTER I HAD ACCIDENTALLY BEATEN MY CATHOLIC WIFE TO DEATH IN A DRUNKEN ROW
>>67317574
how are you this gray af morning?
>>67317626
this has to be a mental illness
>>67317649
because we're British.
>>67316997
hideous thing
>>67317643
no u
fuck off billy has-mates
>>67317644
no you live in london, where the 40% of the muslims in the UK live
Going to need you to weigh in here lads
I pronounce it like plant, got called a posh dafty for it though
http://www.strawpoll.me/11632416
http://www.strawpoll.me/11632416
http://www.strawpoll.me/11632416
>>67317666
funny how you are irish since your da was
I am going to be castrated soon I saw a castration doctor
>>67317674
but we're not in the uk so why are they getting involved?
last night my girlfriend stuck her finger up my arse and was very violent about it
I honestly couldn't help but whimper to the point she covered my mouth I feel so embarrassed haha
>>67317695
this question will confuse the northerners hahaha
its almost definitely a hard a though
>>67317695
plant and decant are said with the same exact a sound
>>67317666
tell us how your unlce died lad?
>>67317695
fucks sake I accidentally clicked plant
meant the other one
pic of me
>>67317695
but plant is pronounce "plunt"
>>67317721
>yanks
hehe
hmm...
>>67317715
qualifies as rape
*hakas at you*
sorry if you're scared, it's just like, a REALLY important part of my rich culture x
>>67317677
delet this
>>67317762
it's just a 3 time world cup winner thing, sorry love xo
>>67317695
but plant rhymes with rant and decant
>>67317717
fuck off
dreamed (dreamt?) that i was playing assassins creed and now im in the mood for it haha what is my conscience up to xxx
>>67317788
okay 'aunt' vs 'ant' would have been a better way to do it.
>>67317666
>CORR BLIMEY
cockney
Otherwise accurate stereotypes. Irish and, Strayans.
Elevate yourself by stepping on your brothers. Almost Brit again. Good lad.
>>67317761
>rainy weather is comfy weather
No rain. just snow and a gray sky.
>I might invade estonia
Thats pretty scary desu
>>67317818
hes upset because the IRA stepped on his family
business idea: read books instead of posting on 4chan
*beats chest*
AAOOOOAAAA
hm? oh that's called the haka, yeah its because we kiwis are an ancient warrior race - are you scared? you should be, but don't worry, stay on my good side and I won't have to score any tries against you
AAAOOOAAAA
sorry if that made you jump, but the postman just delivered a letter. You see, the haka is the ultimate sign of respect, and we perform it whenever we greet/say goodbye to someone. I don't expect you to understand the complexities of this ritual, it is something that runs through the lifeblood of all pure Maoris
>>67317816
there is no difference is the pronunciation of these two words
>>67317816
ah but those don't rhyme exactly
Aunt has a long A, ant has a short A
t. northerner with a southern mother
>>67317857
in the south aunt is pronounced 'arnt' and ant 'ant'
>>67317846
did not brush my cornea
sort of need to poo but don't really want to
snoopers charter is about to become law
your ISP will now have to retain your browsing history
>>67317857
fuck off yank, this doesn't concern you and your looney interpretation of the English language.
>>67317865
that's what I mean.....do you pronounce 'rant' like 'aunt' or like 'ant'.
I pronounce it like 'aunt'.
>>67316997
You let her down America.
Apologise.
Okay then
>>67317849
>the invasion will be fun
But can you do it? W-were not that weak you know...
>>67317876
nothing to hide nothing to fear
>>67317891
Fuck off emu fucking kangaroo rustler
>>67317882
>British people that post stuff like this
Binned at the speed of light.
>>67317879
If you say rah-nt you should just kys now
>>67317879
ah right
rant like ant, not aunt
>>67317876
if theresa may wants to look at my scat porn collection shes welcome to it
>>67317876
*downloads hundreds of images of dubitable-aged women*
haha track THAT fuckers
achieved climax twice
>>67317879
hahaa just baited you
>>67317876
is it retroactive?
not posting in this thread
>>67317915
youd never see an american posting about brit or other euro election like this
im alt right
>>67317870
Yanks pretend to be posh and do the aoh for an A instead of an honest ehh A. West coasters do it most but some pretentious east coast lads try it too. Makes some words hilarious when they do them.
>>67317876
oh no, they'll know about all the tranny porn I watch
oh nooooooooo
can an american please reply to my post?
should probably go to sleep
>teenage years are the best years of your life
will absolutely annihilate anyone I catch perpetuating this meme
>>67317999
underage runt I can tell
>>67317990
hmmm
maybe
>>67317999
playing WoW hardcore to the detriment of my social life and education was pretty great ngl
>>67317978
their insularity is not a desirable trait that should be emulated, they are merely ignorant of the world
>eat more food at night
>always have a big shit first thing in the morning
>NEVER flushes
>stood there for 10 minutes flushing and pouring water down the loo
>eventually goes
Not how I like to start my days desu
>>67317999
it's ok lad, I wasted them on the computer and wanking too
miss the ol' runt meme
>>67318021
get a better toilet/cistern
>>67318033
same desu
bit runtish to say, but it was possibly my favourite one
Imagine actually being a normoid and being slave to your normoid thoughts.
>>67317999
it might be true for normies tbf
considering most of them are so social and after their teen they usually have to dedicate most of their time to work or marriage
>>67317897
eesti vajab uusi tanke..
>>67318007
Saturday, the rebbit meme is in. Runt away.
>>67318063
I literally cannot comprehend getting so mad at things.
I never get mad, or if I do, I just silently sit and cool off.
fackin L
Derby will win the Red Bull Grime-A-Side
screencap this post
>>67318099
they aren't that mad, it's just attention seeking/virtue signalling.
Social Media is just terrible.
>>67318099
same
if i ever thought to do something like that I'd just think 'what a sadcase I am' and would stop
>>67318113
ah so they're just vapid cunts?
lovely
Need to do some shopping today. Only really shop at Asda, Morrison's or Tesco.
Fancy a change. What's M&S like? Are they expensive?
>>67317597
Want to learn Spanish but i'm worried it's for equivalently weebadoo reasons.
thinking about links between jungian synchronicities, quantum non-locality, retrocausality and buddhism
>>67318074
We got these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9JV-JZLHA
Not really tanks but its something.
I'm back from my laser session
Running a bit late so ran part of the way there, still 3 minutes late
My main bank card is damaged so I had to use my backup, it had less money so I couldn't purchase a course of session
My technician was from Rochdale, she often tried to engage me in conversation but I failed to give her anything
Lots of attractive cis women around, really triggered
>virtue signalling
is this the most irritating meme term of 2016?
>i express cynicism about anyone expressing any opinions that seem "good" or wholesome
ah yes very interesting
>>67318111
would have thought staines would be the winner by default
do not engage with the bhajiwog
>>67318144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CNeDtZmpjU
I used this to learn British. sorry for bad brexit
>>67318150
jaaaa ma tean
aga eesti peaks ostma tõelised uued tankid
>>67318153
express
>>67318148
third eye rejuvenated just from reading those terms
ALERT
A pakipoo has been detected in the thread
Please remain calm
hell is only a tiny perception shift away, reality is pure mind construction
>>67318137
M&S is pretty shite honestly. They don't sell any named brand foods, all they sell is M&S brand crap.
>>67318137
Waitrose is better desu
M&S is expensive and quite focused on ready meals desu. Their bakery is GOAT and they have a good beet/wine selection though. Their Bombay Mix is god-tier too.
Would probably shop there more if I was minted.
are you lads actually unironically pro-Trump, or do you just enjoy the arseblastage his election has caused?
>I'm not even following the news Trumpwise but I'm already hearing that he is backtracking on half the shit he ran on
>>67318182
>1:21:49
see you boys in a bit
>not realising rollerblading is the thinking mans freestyle sport
do you even try to be cool?
>he buys name-brand food
>he doesn't just buy ingredients
loooool found the pleb
>>67318236
did NOT expect to see this in /shit/
do you actually blade?
>>67318153
it may be a meme, but there is merit to it. Do you honestly think people post half the shit they do without motivation from how it will make them appear to others?
>>67318225
I unironically wanted him to win but only for arse-pain reasons. I wanted him to win because it would be amusing. Same reason I voted Yes in the independence referendum.
Don't really care about politics or policies or how they affect me; only care about watching normoids get upset.
>do you actually blade?
would screech with laughter if I heard anyone say this
>>67318225
>are you lads actually unironically pro-Trump, or do you just enjoy the arseblastage his election has caused?
both
funnily enough he's not extremist enough for my taste.. but i'm a bit edgy
>>67318236
skateboarding >>>>> in-lining
>>67318234
I usually fuck off to /fr/ or /deutche/ when weekend /brit/ checks in. I don't see them up for fucks sake.
>>67318273
Why I plan on voting for Marine.
>>67318236
t. lad who hasn't had two broken elbows... yet
The 10th dimensional deities that I've met several times during acid trips (thebrrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns) look a bit like the 40,000 year old Löwenmensch figurine
>>67318281
>roll
>blade
>inline
theres not a lot of good terms desu
>>67318236
fraid i cant blade at all m'dude
>>67318236
oh nice dude, you blade brah?
>>67318225
He's not backtracking. Heard him say in several speeches that he wants universal coverage but obamacare is the wrong way to achieve it. You're the typical BBC propaganda fed smug liberal normie drone.
best crisps these are
>>67318225
I thought they were both dreadful candidates.
Anti-Hilary because she's 'establishment' incarnate (Former-first lady, funded by corporate interests, SoS, hawk) and the emails revealed some pretty shady things about her.
Think Trump has said some idiotic things, isn't qualified, and am scared about his climate policy but I believe he's more moderate than his campaign rhetoric would suggest. At least he'll shake things up a bit, and it's not like I'll suffer any major consequences (as a brit).
>>67318297
>implying i don't wear pads and a helmet like an absolute sperg
>>67318288
ah yes.. let me spend 6 months learning how to go forward and jump a bit
>>67318325
>universal coverage
ah yessss
the so-called "republican" party's candidate
>.. but i'm a bit edgy
-pops an earphone out of one ear, POD can be heard coursing through it's feeble speaker-
yeah i fuckin blade man
>>67318325
really annoyed at the anti trump agenda our media has and i dont even like him
>>67318322
yep have been doing it for about 4 years
rock a pair of cheapo usd's atm, might upgrade next summer if i get my head over my massive bail from a while ago cos im just fucking around in the park and not hitting handrails atm
>>67318328
why is it worcester sauce when it's used in crisps but when it's a sauce by itself it's worcestershire?
>>67318328
nah
>>67318225
he's not really backtracking
but the (((mainstream media))) always report what he's previous said with a bias, so they're further skewing what he's said and are now saying that he's backtracking
Put on a bear suit and convinced some mong I was a creature from the 10th dimension the other day
pic of me last january after a traumatising blade accident which left me faceless
>>67318357
well they did try and sabotage him
>>67318325
and he's definitely following through on that wall yeah?
>>67318374
those are garbage and are mostly potato
fuck off
reminder to use the term "rollerblading" otherwise i will bully you
>>67318292
>>67318273
If both of you make it to age thirty you're going to list this behaviour as "stupid shit I did in my teens/twenties"
>>67318359
seems like you've forgotten to (You) me m'anon
>>67318342
>6 months learning how to go forward and jump a bit
exactly why it's cooler lad. any old mong can strap a couple of rollerblades to their feet.
HOWLING at this new blade meme
>unironically rollerblading
fucking embarrassing mate, christ...
>>67318328
Good but, the antithesis being Prawn Cocktail Walkers.
Who likes them? and, they're still made.
>>67318406
Also why I plan on voting Marine.
>>67318225
he isn't backtracking on anything. that's leftist media spinning things to make him look bad
and yes i unironically support him. i'm going to try and get a job working for him
my katana 'soul harvester' is the only blade I need Tbh
>>67318418
grinding is the long bit on the blading learning curve 2bh, takes that long to get on top of grinds and get low on them and stuff
What is Trumps economic plan
How does he rebuild all the infrastructure while cutting the taxes
>>67318440
>Marine
lel fuck off environmentalist
>>67318406
>thinking a single vote (i.e mine) matters
When was the last time a big election decision swung on the merit of a single vote (i.e my vote)? Hint: never.
Doesn't matter in the slightest what I personally vote for. Jog on bellsniff.
>do you blade?
>>67318462
Plan is to Make America Great Again, man!
Haven't you heard?
Mexico WILL pay for that wall!
Haven't you heard?
We will get RID of Obamacare!
Haven't you heard?
>>67318464
want your hippie boat sunk again, Frodo?
>he (You)s
>>67318362
We have 4 years to get used to it.
What a time to be alive.
meme magic.
>>67318462
He's going to slap huge tariffs on companies that do business overseas to try and make them come back to the US and then resign/get impeached once they all either refuse or collapse after losing competitiveness
Or he'll deregulate the banks and let them take care of it
>>67318462
>>67318462
think he's wondering the same thing lad
>>67318462
theoretically industries which use tax havens will flood back to America
doubt it'll happen, it's too much of a hassle. Apple's got a pretty comfy position in Ireland.
>>67318465
This is very flawed thinking, although if you want to vote tory in an 82% labour constituency then probably yeah
>>67318362
He's an evil racist how dare you say otherwise you monster.
oh don't mind me
just poppin a disaster back sav
>>67318462
could easily sell US infrastructure bonds, they'd get hoovered up.
>>67318532
>This is very flawed thinking
It's not though. Literally every vote or election I have voted in would have had the exact same outcome had I personally voted differently or not voted at all.
My personal votes literally do not matter AT ALL.
>>67318542
skateboarding will always be cooler lad
-goes to take a sip of a redbull but spill some on my shirt-
yeah i fuckin blade
>>67318499
all my good deeds will come back to me as internalized power when I can unleash my demons and take it out on those that have wronged me
literally have never voted in my entire life apart from at work when we decide what we have for lunch on fridays
is Dave x AJ Tracey the greatest grime collab of 2016?
going to have a bowl of cereal
>>67318596
what did you vote for yesterday lad?
>>67318574
you look like an absolute sperg on rollerblades 90% of the time, waving your arms around like a madman and whenever you bail it looks VERY stupid
it's just more fun imo
-masturbates but can't cum-
yeah i fuckin blade
why are people so scared of a completely free market?
if everything was deregulated it wouldn't be that bad 2bh
once you step out of the dependent sheep mindset you finally see the truth
*atlas shrugs*
>>67318620
weatherspoons
though the indian cafe near us ended up winning, which I'm fine with since that's cheaper.
>ywn go on a date wtih AJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rft25dmCa8Y
>>67318574
Know rebbit when you see it. They hate /brit/lads They're not our natives lad.
Enjoy their anger, feed on the tears.
>>67318199
Kas sa oled see eestlane, kes elab ameerikas ja postitas /balt/-is sellel ajal, kui veel ausnz polnud sekka segatud?
>>67318683
feel like it's being implied that i browse /r/, not sure if i agree
>>67318665
ah yes Ayn Rand
>hates bennie scroungers
>is on bennies
hhhmmmmmmmmmm
alri
>>67318665
lol
>>67318733
haha was she actually?
>>67318746
alri
starving lads
>checks fridge
>bag of spinach
>lidl mars bar
gonna have to mcgyver the SHIT out of this one lads
thinking about picking these up for a cool £300
thoughts?
>>67318759
she collected social security yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLNAF4MWMpQ
tim needs to clean his camera
>>67318795
classic kike behaviour
>>67318791
What do you plan on doing with them? Tricks, speed or just rolling around?
>>67318674
wew she's bad
>loooool i'm ironically acting boring and awkward (note: it's not an ironic act)
>>67318689
jep, aga ma olen mingi väliseestlane
olen nimetatud "traitorbro" või "reeturvend" ja ma ei oska eesti keelt eriti nii hea veel lol
>>67318834
tricks brah, dyeb?
big club night tonight but it's at a Portuguese cultural club
quite strange
>>67318850
I did some years ago. Rolling around at night in Bordeaux. Good times.
>>67318791
>£300
can get some rollerblades from argos for like 30 quid lad, try em out
>>67318846
jap, mäletan küll sind.
Sa vist kunagi veel näitasid pilte või rääkisid oma vana-vanemate talust eestist vms.
do brits even have cultural clubs?
sh0eonhead is the most annoying cunt
alt-right youtubers are getting on me nerves lad
>>67318896
>10 posts early
he will not be pleased
>I blade
>>67318571
Yes, you are technically correct in that your vote won't have changed anything but that isn't the point.
Democracy must be perceived as a whole otherwise it isn't a democracy. Your and many others' ignorant attitude is the reason why turnouts are so low.
>>67318897
ei näita 4chanis lol
aga see on pilt rõugest
~3 aastat pärast ja mul pole veel eesti kodakondsus :p vaid ikka üritan
..
>>67317608
1. Just learn to enjoy farts.
2. Problem solved.
There has NEVER been a cool rollerblader.
>>67317958
How could it be retroactive? You can't force someone to have done something in the past if they haven't already done it.
hi