>anon I'm bored what do you do ?

get you pregnant

Get drunk

cum

>>67316255
I mostly sit alone, drunk. Noise in the background in the form of music or Netflix. Wanna fuk

>>67316255
Hi bored,I'm anon xDDDddd

>>67316255

take her furniture shopping.

>>67316255
oi lets go back to your place for a quick root then ay slut

Dude lets smoke some weed and post memes on /int/ :DDDD

*glasses that wog cunt*

>>67316416

leave her alone

>>67316255
Right then lets go somewhere else.
Drink up, chop chop
Jesus. Frog grills. Je ney say pah

>>67316360
>thp

That's the sound of her panties dropping

Who's anon you fucking slut? Is that some other guy you're fucking?

*leaves*

Who are you and what the fuck are you doing at my table?

>>67316255
let's plan another feminist agenda, shall we?

>>67316568
Malaylad, I believe the point was for us to be witty not brutally accurate.

>>67316255
Alright then, finish off your drink. You're going to take a bath, and then I'll fuck you silly till bedtime.

>>67316255
Y-you also

>>67316666
I'm truly sorry senpai because beating around the bushes is not practiced here.

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Hmm

>>67316255
grab her by the pussy

>>67316713
You're my brother. I'm no senpai. I know some jokes about beating around the bush but that's neither here nor there.

>>67316255
>rosé
Go wait in the car, I want to enjoy my meal.

>>67316834
don't think it's rosé, fucking chardonnay most likely and it's a reflection
French wine is all heartburn though, like she would be.
In the car and wait

>>67316255
> I tell you a joke! How many jews can you fit into a car?

>>67316674
rude

>>67316714
you are the Italian

>>67316255
suck my balls and swallow

>>67318611
real prince charming there

>>67318611
Why would you suck your own balls and swallow? are you a "homo"?

>>67316255
>what do you do ?
Sit next to her.
Kiss her neck jently. And say: you are so beutifull.

>>67318796
she replies: go the fuck away untermensch, kartoffelkopf

Feel awkward that she's looking at me. Look down at the table. Avoid looking at anything near to her. Thank her for her time and then make some excuse before walking VERY FAST to my home.

Masturbate thinking about her having sex with many chads.

>>67316255
Teach you how to hold a wineglass like a civilised person

>>67318854
if she already with me at the date she will not

>>67318736

To be fair she wouldn't be bored after watching a guy suck his own balls.

And isn't gay. It's masturbation. If you would call sucking on your own scrotum that

>>67316412
ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD