Memorable moments in history thread?
heh
Also
Memorable in what way?
Just anything?
>>67316072
>kill 200 of your own men
>the Germans think we fought huge battle
>get our share of the cake
What's so bad about it, it was a good plan after all
>>67316072
>9 Prisoners
Other nations would have not taken prisoners.
Shitpost about the Italians all you want, but after all they are decent people
just imagine. A bunch of people land on your beach and turn your whole world upsite down.
>>67316214
"Scandal Friend of Özal"
Media introduces president Özal's billionaire American friend. Now, It is a memorable moment in history.
Let the decolonisation begin
>>67316112
Yes
>>67316072
>>67316214
What did the Bulgarians expect to achieve declaring war on Greece, like they got massively butthurt over a relatively small piece of land compared to what they gained from the first war.
Some more Italian bashing
>>67316237
Our boys at the front were nice fellas, the officers, the generals and the politicians were scum.
>>67317859
But italians are nice.
And pasta
And pizza
And lasagna
And garlic
>>67316294
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>67318916
I agree, but warfare juste hasnt been their forte.
>>67319097
>we wuz spartans and shieeeet
>>67319301
no wonder you did win with the United Irishmen on your side
>>67319301
ahahahahahahahahahaha get fucked
>>67319301
OUI WOUZZZZ REVOLUTION N' SHIIITEUH PIERROT
>>67319406
True, the Potato Legion dealt unbelievable damage to the opposition, making significant contribution to the victory.
>>67319301
You only fought Russia, Austria and the Royalists, let's be honest.
shitaly
>>67319610
>you
Then shitaly became part of France, and we started loosing battles.
>>67319132
Actually this battle is pretty funny if you think about it.
>Be some fatty noble that have enough money to become Hussar
>Crimean raids Southern Poland. Again.
>Get sended to fight them with 99 other nobels and 300 heavy infantry
>Fight and won with tatar vanguard
>Oh shit nigga, the real army is coming
>Go to village and make barricade out of everything you find
>After six hours bullets are out
>Get a briliant idea
>Use arrows that Tatars shoot at you as an ammunition
>Somehow it worked
>Tatars are so raped that they send they polish cousins to negotiations
>That didn't help
>Tatars flee
>You still have no idea what just happend.
I don't understand how Italy beat Austro-Hungary, and then this shit show
>>67319782
in WW1?
>>67316099
nevar 4get
>>67319782
They didnt, see pic related
>>67319955
yeah they grabbed clay when AU was falling apart.
Evem more embarrasing because AU had to fight the Russians and Serbs at the same time.
So Vittorio Veneto is not so impressive then.
>>67320043
The war was ending, the austrian morale was at an all time low, and it doesnt counter balance all the fuck ups during the rest of the war.
never forget
>>67316099
>Not posting the real article
>>67320304
Lithuania a best!
REMOVED
First of a unending series of victories against Peru and Bolivia
>>67317859
To be fair the Italians ended up crushing the ottomans in the Italian-Ottoman war and the ottomans had Ataturk leading them in that battle from your picture
>>67320620
the king died so the army started to flee
>>67320729
but it is still amazing that they had only 8 casualties
>>67320869
That's the power of panic and confusion.
Remember that when you're warleader.
>>67316072
How can you lose against France?
>>67320698
It's good to see our fellow primates try to copy our ways.
>>67320924
All Turks are warleaders due to the ancestral memory of being Mongols. They only need a trigger to activate the power within.
That anon you're replying to might be posting on a forum for Chinese girl cartoons today but tomorrow he could be drinking blood from his enemy's skull
>>67320991
thats what im wondering
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bir_Hakeim
>>67320869
if you see that wiki page in other languages the casualties change. Idk why in the english one is so high
>>67316099
>>67320991
If it wasn't for their absolutely arab-tier performance during WW2 France would be the one of the few countries with impeccable military history.
It's such a shame that all this heritage was flushed down the shitter because some cocksuckers were too busy munching on baguettes to intervene.
>>67319301
La république tombe
J U S T
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>>67321194
>If it wasn't for their absolutely arab-tier performance during WW2 France would be the one of the few countries with impeccable military history.
Paris was occupied by foreign armies in 1814, 1815, 1871 and 1940. They went downhill long before WW2.
>>67320698
wat
post moar animal wars
>>67316072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cádiz_expedition_(1625)
>When Cecil landed his forces, they realised that they had no food or drink with them. Cecil then made the foolish decision to allow the men to drink from the wine vats found in the local houses. A wave of drunkenness ensued, with few or none of Cecil's force remaining sober. Realizing what he had done, Cecil took the only course left open to him, and ordered that the men return to their ships and retreat.
>When the Spanish army arrived, they found over 1,000 English soldiers still drunk: although every man was armed, not a single shot was fired as the Spanish put them all to the sword.
>>67320735
>>67321194
The French army went to shit after War of The Sixth Coalition. They wouldve been fucked if Britain didnt join WW1
>>67319406
Don't forget Mysore
>>67321302
I don't think this is a real thing
>>67321302
>13000 frozen
Nobody told them that the desert nights are cold?
>>67321499
Italians are incompetent as fuck and spend all of WWII failing to defeat Australia in Africa.
>>67321616
that's clearly a kangaroo with a pipe not a rat
>>67321597
Spain strong!
>>67321532
We went to russia too without proper jackets
fugg :D
>>67321782
nice
Rapiers against katanas.
>>67321782
Robot lives matter
Our army is a joke
All dem commies being executed.
Pathetic that we don't teach kids about this in our schools.
>>67321855
Some days ago I watch a Spanish comic about this in the comic store.
https://www.verkami.com/projects/12315-espadas-del-fin-del-mundo
>>67321773
E se non sbaglio i soldati in russia dovevano pagare per i mitra
>>67320206
Oh man those days were great.
>>67321726
Spain were the coolest guys.
>>67322060
>https://www.verkami.com/projects/12315-espadas-del-fin-del-mundo
>>67321855
Matt Easton said the Rapier is the ultimate duel sword. No shit the gooks lost with their shitty weapon.
>>67322205
>Matt Easton
who the fuck is that
>>67322074
Infatti sono morti in 20 milioni
>>67322171
The guy radiates germanism by everywhere
>>67321964
They used to be good at war.
>>67322011
Always piss me we're listed in the belligerents
we just sent those dumbass there and since they're cuck they lost
>>67322316
Not as good as you desu.
>>67322316
>They used to be good at war.
when?
Roman times, yes.
>>67322344
Shhh....We look more based that way.
>>67319301
you only won because mysore support
>>67322205
Rapiers were forbidden in Japan for a while because japs were not able to do shit against them.
>>67322405
>not knowing about Italian city-states
>>67322439
kek, the butthurt was real
If this ship had been anglo it would have movies about it, but obviously since it's spanish nobody knows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyage_of_the_Glorioso
>>67322405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condottieri
>>67322733
- Qué barco más glorioso, ¿cómo le ponemos?
- El glorioso.
>>67322752
I love spain now
>>67322733
>>67322819
>>67322752
I love Italy and Spain
>>67322384
Farnesio was based as fuck and he fought european armies.
>>67322804
La imaginación no es nuestro punto fuerte, no.
>>67322733
It's funny how they adressed each other with politness while anons use those battles to troll each other. Like when Nelson was defeated in Canary Islands and the spaniards let him use some spanish ships to return his crew to England. Even later Nelson sent cheese to the spanish leader of that battle as a present.
>>67322863
Zitto-animale
>>67323018
There's loads of that during the Peninsular War too. This article is good:
>If you thought Brits in Spain behaved badly mainly on the beaches of Benidorm, think again. British troops, described by Wellington himself as ‘the scum of the earth’, massacred and raped the inhabitants of Badajoz and set fire to San Sebastián, destroying most of the old city. You don’t find many memorials to Wellington in Spain, though he is arguably one of the country’s greatest benefactors. And he behaved with exemplary honour — a story surprisingly left out by Courtauld — when he offered to return the paintings, including four by Velázquez, pillaged from the Royal Palace in Madrid by Joseph Bonaparte, which he captured after the battle of Vitoria. His offer was refused, with grateful thanks, and the paintings now hang in Apsley House.
>The one British general who is remembered fondly in Spain is Sir John Moore, who led the long retreat to La Coruña in 1809 and was mortally wounded while presiding over a Dunkirk-style evacuation. Maybe the Spanish share our own taste for gallant losers (though Napoleon himself acknowledged that Moore’s skilful retreat had played a key part in the eventual French defeat). Moore is celebrated in a remarkable elegy by the Galician poet Rosalía de Castro. One of the most touching moments in the whole book is the description of the beautiful garden — the Jardín de San Carlos — devoted to Moore’s memory in La Coruña.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/why-has-the-peninsular-war-been-so-readily-forgotten/
>>67323074
Zitto animale ;3
>>67323135
I visited his tomb in Coruña. It had some british army ribbons from veterans. Also there are some letters that dutch and spaniards crossed in somehwere around Phillipines being extremely courteous.
>>67323320
I was wrong, it was in Taiwan.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Formosa
The battle of Krasny Bor allowed the nazis to maintain the siege of Leningrad for almost another year. I'd say is relevant enough.
>>67323320
The senior military class of that time had more in common with their foreign (including enemy) colleagues than with the men they led into battle, and they developed mutual respect because they were often present in the battlefield and often the fighting (sometimes being killed in battle like Moore, Nelson, etc)
War... war has changed...
wew
>>67323425
Yeah, that makes sense
>>67323509
Fucking partisans, brazilian soldier were considered good guy