/cu|m/-bunda bunda bunda bunda

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>>67314561

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>>67314561
asian bunda is best bunda

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A stylish and informative map

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>>67314645
bretty hard to read iibh(if im being honest)

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>My mom overheard that I was just waiting for her to die so that I could kill myself

Life is one hell of a thing

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Americans seem to have an obesity problem

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>>67314633

>>67314645
>tfw low class inland north accent

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>>67314703

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i'll just get banned again probably but i love my /cum/ brothers

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>>67314679
what did she say?

>>67314728
inland north is unironically my fav accent, i live right on the border so i encounter it frequently but dont have it myself

>>67314728
same, no one outside the south seems to notice it though.

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>>67314746
She cried while I tried to convince her it was a joke she overheard out of context

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>>67314781
>>67314781
time to expedite things, don't you think? giver yer mum the ol one-two through and through as it were? a quick shag before the bag? ya know what i'm sayin?

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>>67314802

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>>67314802
Yeah, sure dude.

>>67314777
Having an accent is exotic. It's something that more people should pursue. Most people don't really care, but it's possible to develop your own accent in order to make it more pronounced if you are attentive to your own speech.

>>67314802
Head hair in the ass crack is my fetish.

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>>67314860
are you sure you understand, though? because i'm suggesting you rape and kill your mother before offing yourself.

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>>67314878
what a weird fetish

>>67314902
>These pancake ass bitches pretending they have ass
Anyone has an ass that phat if they kneel in that pose

>>67314970
>blue board
MODS MODS MODS!

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>>67314944

Good thread
I already jacked off an hour and a half ago but now I'm going to jack off again in a bit

>>67314995
i fucking hate you faggots more than anything.

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>>67314970
>posting this on a bitch board

WITNESSED BROTHER

>>67315030
i support you anon

>>67315030
He's just ironic memeing

>>67315030
Leaf him alone.

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>>67314970
Great post

>>67314645
I like the deep Southern accent with the drawl

>Pandora tries to make me watch an ad after switching stations
>Kill the app and restart it
>Music starts playing
Get fucked

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>>67315175

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>>67315175

>>67315195
I'm sorry but he said YOU'RE gf and that is MY gfso back OFF

>>67315195
Why don't we make statues like this anymore?

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>>67315175
>posting this on a bitch board

You're going directly to Valhalla, we will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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>>67315228
>YOU'RE

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>>67315245

>>67315245
Stop embarrassing yourself, leaf.
Jesus.

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>>67315229
This is a modern statue.

Close enough?

>>67315361
Not even a very good sculpture. Lacking detail, retarded pose and color, bad proportions, poorly cast hair, can't even see inside the vagina, no tits.

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>>67315348
>embarrassing yourself
>coming from the nation outsmarted by a potato blight

wew lad

Is Trump really reneging on the wall?

>>67315400
>no tits

It's based on Kate Moss, so that's to be expected

>>67315152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caTUlgqzU5w

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>>67314561

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>>67315479

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>>67315495

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>>67315518

>>67314645
CT's accent is basically general american but they pronounce "quarter" as "quarder".

>>67315479
>>67315495
>>67315518
>>67315532
not ada compliant

>>67314645
Which accent(s) pronounce 'Marry, merry and Mary' all the same?

>All these posts of sub-par average asses

This is a bunda thread, not generic white girl ass #1231243124

I'm drunk right now. Ask me anything.

>>67315576
german.

>>67315593
Squirrel
Rural

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>>67315589
>he's fishing for more bunda pics

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=4753

a "black hole flare" was just observed. basically science was wrong about everything and god is real. discuss

propose an alternate reality

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I don't have any more fapkins

>>67315606
>skwirl
>roohral

>>67315630

I have a girlfriend and I never decided to go to this shithole university

>>67315576
all of them
>>67315593
the rural juror painted a mural for the squirrel. i want you to vocaroo that shit.

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>>67315626
>a "black hole flare" was just observed
>god is real

Very nice, might even wake this thread

>>67315576

the civilized ones

>>67315630
I'm socially competent and lost my virginity in middle school

>>67315592
Please, guys.

>>67315664
how fat is your dick?

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>>67315660

the second one can be arranged

>>67315649
not b8 m8 just a joke. but it is pretty interesting and "flare" is the best word they have for it. something was observed leaving a black hole.

"...The two space telescopes caught a supermassive black hole in the midst of a giant eruption of X-ray light, helping astronomers address an ongoing puzzle: How do supermassive black holes flare?"

>>67315647
I don't have a microphone.

>>67315678
but I'm in college

>>67315672
I don't have one.
>inb4 tits of gtfo
Stale meme, go away.

>>67315683
what a fucking waste of stem cells you turned out to be.

>>67315691
>stale meme
>is the one to bring it up
hmmm

>>67315694
I'm so sorry :^( no need to be that rude.

>>67315712
run off to the shop and get a microphone. i'll wait.

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>>67315689

shhhhh

>>67315710
Because every time I mention it, people post it.

>>67315732
you're the only one that seems to care.

>>67315479
Literally drove by here today. Hi fellow Newfiebro

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>>67315729
1-10 feet away please
>>67315732
>making assumptions
typical

>>67315745
>>67315754
Ask me questions, instead <>;(

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this isn't the be boring and not post asses edition, boys

>>67315765
why are you so defensive?

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>>67315765
no way, the woman wants attention what a surprise

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>>67315630
>America lost the Revolutionary war
>It's large size and importance to the Crown meant reforms were made to prevent it from happening again
>America becomes a Dominion in the Empire
>Britain becomes dominant around the globe
>America's large population earns it representation in Parliament
>White dominions get representation
>Britain becomes an Imperial Federation
>Imperial Federation conquers and unites the world
>rapid technological advancements
>fast forward a few centuries
>fighting Xenos scum for the Emperor in the Imperial Space Navy across the Galaxy.

>>67315780
because I derenk myself into depression every 4iday night and you not hellp me hhapy agin

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>>67315774
I find a woman's religious devotion to be their sexiest quality

>>67315794
ever think about just ending it?

>>67315791

/tg/ pls go

what is the point of working hard

>>67315818

to make money so you can survive

>>67315794
>pretending to be drunk by typing like an idiot
i remember when i was 14

>>67315789
this, woman and traps make every thread about them.

>>67315806
i ddd tr ylast week but my bofuriend messagdd me somethinnnn an he seemd so happy s
is waht i strivenfor

captha is really hard, i overdid it

>>67315824
straint llvvodka

>>67315818
To achieve more.

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>>67315835

>>67315852

t. foolhardy optimist

>>67315858
ANieme is a fucking gay, kill yourself yourself you fucking meme

>>67315879
>a "woman"
>calling something else a meme

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>I ahte anime

>>67315893
fget fucked in th e ass yuo no good tiny dicked eprmavirgin

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>>67315879
>>67315835
>>67315851
>>67315794
>>67315765
>>67315732
>>67315691
heres a (you)

goddamn i wish my typing wasnt so bad

15 ought years of being a shutin and Im still dyslexic on the keyboard

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>>67315908
(you)

>>67315924

>>67315926

thiat isnt'a fucking question you dumb shit stain

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@67315929

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Hi,

Is this /bundes/ ?

>>67315964
idont want yrou damn yous)* i just want questons

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so... trump already gave up on the wall, we're getting a fence. and he's not repealing obamacare. what else is he going to not do?

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@67315979

>>67315978

Pulisic?

>>67315978
>>67315978
its w/e you want it to be big boi.

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>>67316002
He's got some guy who used to work for Soros Management and Goldman Sachs in a cabinet position.

>people still doing this clown meme thing
There was one by my driveway way out here in the boonies, not even going to bother calling the police. What is so scary about a clown anyway? I loved them when I was a kid

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>>67316040
that sounds safe

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>What is so scary about a clown anyway?

Nothing, it's a shit meme.

>>67316046
huck rocks at him. i wish they were around here so i could throw shit at 'em, or just point a gun at them and watch em shit.

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>>67316074
It wouldn't surprise me if half the sightings weren't even real tbqh.

>>67316087
If it's on camera I'd be suspicious of it immediately. Just a quick way to get views/publicity online

>>67316087
>>67316087
thats what i figured. my guess is that most are outright lies, some are people who just saw a guy and assumed it was a clown and others are just people dressing up as clowns and taking pics to freak out their friends.

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It's dropped posts time again!

what's rural washington like

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>>67316145
cold

>>67316145
Still too close the white house

>>67316193
>he thinks the white house is in washington
laughinggirls.jpg

>>67316219
I think that was his joke.

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>>67316227
w/e you say, bud.

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Only 3 today

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>they still haven't called Michigan yet
>Trump's percentage of the popular vote keeps going down
>All the sites saying he was projected to win the popular vote don't say that anymore

I-It's nothing, right guys?

is there another thread i don't know about? and why mexico always ditchin us these days?

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>>67316393
>and why mexico always ditchin us these days?
>t. lives under a rock

why cant I remember like half the animes I watched on TV as a kid

fuck you, /a/

does gook moot shut down /v/ and /vg/ in the early hours of the morning now? this is fucking gay i cant post

>>67316459
>/v/
just kys

>>67316459
At 3:00am EST half the boards won't let me post.

/pol/ is also one of those

>>67316459

yah same

I wonder if this is why /sp/ always seems to die after midnight

testing

>>67316660
this is your best post yet

>this thread
madonna mia

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i just wanted to look at bunda and shit post. why does everyone leave me.

>>67316672
thanks, are you familiar with my work?

>>67316699
>not pictured: Bunda

>>67316706
I am an aficionado of all your literary classics

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How's it going tonight buds?

What are you listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOkaOU1T0U

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>>67316720
i only have so many pics. most of this thread is shit i posted, how about helpin me out, fagatron?

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>>67316754
>tumblr

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>>67314633
lmao

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>>67316758

>>67316775
lmao get out of here

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Contributing.

Elizabeth Barela on instagram

>>67316794
One guy in here regularly posts Japanese ass shoops.

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>>67316794
me still likey

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>>67316799

hello, Im here to take the new 2017 gf model out for a test drive

>>67316819
probably me, its not intentional. i went to bing and just started grabbing ass shots one day for a thread. kept posting them in here, post the real ones and i'll swap em out.

>>67316827
Equestrian/10

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>>67316844
I agree, but she's a regular grill which is what makes it special imo. (pic is not her obv)

>there are people here who don't also use tumblr and reddit

>not being an idort

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>>67316857
The convincing ones are good anyways, 99% slants have no ass so it's good to see it.

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>>67316799
wow this is really weird. i could have sworn that this was the /cu|m/ thread. ya know, the one for canada the us and mexico? but that can't be true because here i am, totally sound mind, looking at some womp daygos post. so tell me, am i crazy, or did you maybe fuck up?

>>67316905
More of this please!

>>67316887

thats not what an Idort is, you iDORK

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>>67316912
ones already been posted up top somewhere.

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>>67316905
No, his eagle flew off looking for another snake to eat. Nothing to worry about he's Mexican.

>>67316913
>thats not what an Idort is, you iDORK
>An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot. 1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars.
lmao you're a dummy

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>>67316931
>spoonfeeding

You're just as bad tbqh

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>>67316928
i lied, guess i posted two earlier.

>>67314854
what a cute boy

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>>67316932
>No other sizes of this image found.

sauce

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>You're just as bad tbqh

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>>67316991
https://www.instagram.com/alisamarie_tarsa/

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>I use tumblr and reddit

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>tumblr, redddit? By science I would never post on those sites

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>>67316999
Thank you based anon, may your digits always be check'd gets.

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>

I am 3 posters here

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>>

gonna try to fall asleep """""early""""

wish me luck

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>>67317095
>I am 3 posters here

dame narcocorridos duros por favor

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I really want some hakata style ramen

>>67317145
I didn't understand any of that
british """english""" is awful

>>67317170
seguro que no me entiendes? es tu lengua nacional...
"""educacion"""" estadounidense

>>67316897
I just wish she had at least one scene that wasn't gangbangs, anal, toilet licking or nonstop shouting SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK MY SHIT.

>>67317145
I'll give you some if you give me some good old school garage

>>67317189
Ye, she was always a little too filthy for my tastes. She made a handful of vanilla scenes.

>>67317221
I don't even mind the filthiness from time to time but her "acting" is just so bad. Can she not shut the fuck up for one second without having a dick in her mouth? Porn is fantasy, yes, but no one has sex like that.

>>67317210
garage is actually shit, either way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo
https://youtu.be/4e89v2PfVWs

heres two to get you started, i wanna test ur product before i get a full batch

>>67317210
https://youtu.be/qJX72gEEo68

also a banger

>>67317282
jokes on you I don't know any narcocorridos

I'll text one of my cousins they have to know some

i'm sick

>>67317333
jaja claro que si putaso

have more garage though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Fl_xGpyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR3Vw8J8vUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

>>67316335
>Vote rigging in one state when the candidate has been the clear hands down winner for several days and their opponent already conceded

Think before you speak ya mouth-breathing canuck

>>67317396
They're all sleeping

but all I really know are Los Tigres del Norte and Chalino Sanchez even then I couldn't name a track to save my life
sorry bud

>>67317553
thanks buddy-o

have some bassline
https://youtu.be/1sxSiyjA9NM

>>67315129
Who the fuck is this I love her

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>all this booty ITT
sorry penis... I've got a Sabbath to keep.

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Et tu, Boote?

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its 2am and i'm finally out of booty pics

>>67314645
>tfw no gf with thick southern accent

>>67318313
>tfw no thick gf

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FFS... I lost my pet darkling beetle. This is the worst day of my life.

>>67318677
That would've been the best. But no luck in that regard. Never had sex with a thick girl :c They're rare gems.

When I was in 2nd grade each student was assigned 3 mealworms to to take care of and raise into beetles.
Most of them hatched at the same time so we came to school one day and were all very pleased that our pupa'd mealworms were now scurrying beetles.
I remember I was playing with the first one of my meal worms that had become a beetle and I hand him on my thumb over the large classroom vent/fan. He tried to fly off and ended up falling into the fan while it was on, never to be seen again.
I felt really bad but the teacher told me it wasn't my fault. I hoped that he survived and would come back out of the vent, but he never did.

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>>67319118
>When I was in 2nd grade each student was assigned 3 mealworms to to take care of and raise into beetles.
would've been cool, my 1st-grade class did something similar with caterpillars. We released them once they became butterflies, it was fun to watch.
>He tried to fly off and ended up falling into the fan while it was on, never to be seen again.
That blows, at least it's not as shameful as being responsible for the death of your childhood family dog.

I currently have some pupae that will be released once they become beetles. That's how I'll try to make reparations for the lost darkling )=

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>>67319637
>That blows

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>>67319706

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2 so far

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AWAKEN, MY /cu|m/!

>>67320072
It's 3:34 AM bitch nigga

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You gotta wake up, /cu|m/... you gotta...

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Chile?

Slovania?

Brits?

Anyone?

>>67320376
nah

got the breakfast out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIn5AYR1t-s

>>67320557
>Steve
my nigga

>>67314679
Well she should have realized the chance for that when she signed that contract back in the days...

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>>67320376
I wish
I'd hibernate for months given the opportunity
The highlight of my days include getting tired, lying down in bed, drifting off to sleep then having dreams more interesting than reality

Tried to feed my cat a baby carrot. She was NOT having it.

>>67321251
My sleeping schedule was fucked up for awhile because I kept being in the late stage of sleep and having vivid dreams. I'd wake up to my lonesome nothing and intentionally not wake my mind up too much so I could go back to my dreams.
I'd wake up, think "shit" and then go back to sleep for an hour and repeat until it was too damn late in the day. It's therapeutic to be out of your mind and watching the flow of your consciousness. I hate being awake too, anon.

hey guys

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>>67321611
My orange tabby cat likes cheese, she's eaten it from my taco salad while I was away from the table, and has licked dorito cheese off my fingers. My Russian blue one has eaten salmon off my plate while I wasn't looking, and has licked BBQ sauce off a finished plate.
They're both disgusted by bananas for some reason, they don't want them anywhere near them. In-fact, the tabby one is scared of bananas and most other fruits, she'll run away in a panic if I put them near her.
I'll have to find out how they would react to carrots.

>>67321969
I have two cats and they're fucking obsessed with cheese

the 16 year old pukes seconds after eating even the smallest amount of actual cheese, but she still tries to eat it. she can handle things like bits of goldfish, cheese its, and chips

the younger cat would eat half a pound of cheese if we let her, and she'd probably be just fine. whenever we eat a meal that has a creamy or cheesy sauce she will lick the empty bowls clean

most cats should have the reaction that my older cat does, but I guess some of them can properly digest cheese.

>people get into over 100k in debt for a piece of paper that tells people you know something that you could have learned online just to be forced into wage slavery for decades because loans for profitable investments are now inaccessible to them due to their existing debt
WHY

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>>67321702
I can relate to exactly that. Keep a dream journal if you don't already.
I look forward to sleeping more than being awake now due to remembering my dreams more frequently. It seems that after a near death experience 2 months ago, my dreams became much more interesting and vivid, although that likely has to do with remembering them in greater detail. It's not exactly like remembering every minor visual detail, but more about retention of the feelings associated with your dream environments (if that makes sense). But that's not a good thing when the dreams get eerily demented, I'll wake up feeling confused/disoriented or 'dirty' after some.
People have 3 – 5 dreams per night on average, but we can occasionally exceed that limit. I remember 6~7 distinct dreams from a few nights ago, though remembering 2 – 3 seems most common.
>It's therapeutic to be out of your mind and watching the flow of your consciousness.
That's a good way to put why dreams states are so appealing.

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>>67322266
The 16 year old one probably doesn't have the right digestive system for dairy, it's probably best to keep it away from lactose intolerant and older cats. I guess bits of cheese crackers wouldn't be too rough on the stomach, though. I had a Siamese cat who lived to 16 and loved milk, but her stomach reacted so horribly to it that I had to stop giving her any. Even tuna gave her explosive shits, maybe that was just due to her age.
>whenever we eat a meal that has a creamy or cheesy sauce she will lick the empty bowls clean
That must be a Caucasian breed of cat, like my orange tabby.

>>67321969
>>67322266
One of my cats is 12 now but is alpha as fuck and used to eat everything. He loved chips, goldfish crackers, all meats, egg Mcmuffins, guacamole especially, fucking spiders, those are the foods I remember him eating multiple times.

>>67323070
That's pretty cool man. I just might start keeping a dream journal. I usually don't prioritize remembering them because every once in awhile I will have a dream that stays on my mind for days and that I could not forget.
Sadly, have not have any dreams that I remember at all the past week or so. I will start writing them down when I wake up.

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>>67323439
What breed? I had a fat, easy-going and incredibly cool Persian cat that was the boss of his area without trying. For example, while he was relaxing once in my front yard and minding his own business, a cat from a few houses down approached him and started hissing like it wanted to cat fight. He didn't flinch, move, or hiss back, but just flat out slapped it and it stormed off. I was damned proud, fat cats = best cats

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>>67323853
I think he's a tabby mix. Here's a pic.

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>>67316758
qt

>>67314561


>TFW NO BUNDA LATINAS IN THE UK

REEE send them here please, You guys hate latinas so much send them here!

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Come home, white man

http://www.emigrateme.com/

>>67324380
I'm not white...

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>>67323530
I figure a considerable portion of our lives are spent dreaming, so it's worth making an effort to remember as many dream events as possible. They can be stored like memories from real life, and sometimes they're far better.
Many vivid, pleasant ones I've had recently in particular are ones where I'm staring up at the sky, either a daytime or nighttime one, and strange but amazing 'light shows' and 'formations' take place, it's almost as if everything around me were rapidly progressing in time but I'm standing still. It's a bit hard to put into words, but it's been really fascinating. I don't recall having these kinds of dreams before, but that could be because they've slipped from my mind in the past. Ones like these that evoke a feeling of wonder would be a shame gone to waste. Dream journals help train your brain to prioritize remembering dreams, worth it, even for the bad ones.

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good morning /cum/.

>>67324398
As long as you're not a muslim or a leftist you're good in my book 2bh

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>>67324035
he looks like a cat a friend of mine used to own, he was also a cool cat. do you stick your finger in his mouth when he yawns like that?

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>>67314561
Alguém disse bunda?

>>67324509
1. that's gross
2. that's weird
3. I like having 10 fingers

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>>67325044
>that's gross
Says who? Your mommy?
>that's weird
That depends on the intent. It's only weird if you get some sort of sexual satisfaction out of it. I don't know if your cat bites you playfully, but mine likes to gnaw on my finger for some reason
>I like having 10 fingers
Don't be greedy, cats only get 18 toes.

>>67325593
My cat ain't a lightweight. I can't let him gnaw on my fingers for fun.

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>when you break a rule and your post is deleted but you don't get banned probaly because of a certain trait

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>>67325692
Cats don't have that strong of jaws. Is your skin made of tissue paper? Are your bones like brittle chicken bones, or are you some kind of pussy?!

I found out that dipping cheetos in mountain dew is actually tasty.

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Day 1 of being a NEET. So far so good.

>>67326157
I've been a NEET for my entire life
# it brotendo

>>67326157
I'm at roughly day 1640

send help

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>>67326157
Nico Nico nigger lives matter

>>67326384
Don't use the n word here.

>>67326404
I identify as a nigger

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>>67326157
Take the redpill.

i am very proud to be american

>>67326817
have you ever fucked?

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>>67326817
Me too bud

what time is it in the US?

>>67327166
10:15 on the east coast, 7:15 on the west coast

>>67327228
basically morning?

>>67327274
I don't know, I'll find out one day

>>67327166
>>67327228
Ummm it's 9:40

>>67328205
yes it is, but I was giving him the range of times it is

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And some I imagine are good people.

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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/1.4-million-obama-amnesty-applicants-on-deportation-hit-list/article/2607171
>Obama makes a list of 1.4 million illegals
>Trump turns it into a deportation list
Thanks Obama!

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Good morning... /cu|m/?

Whatever.

Canada should allow completely free unrestricted immigration from Mexico

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>>67328819
good morning, baja chan

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>>67329053
Hello, Chile.

How are you today? Feeling better now?

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the fuckinf Wall of Mexico pranked me

>>67329056

>>67329175
still sad, about it, but i'm starting to feel better

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>>67328819
Morning!!

>>67329314
Sounds good.

Good luck, Chile.

I got memed into shaving with olive oil instead of shaving cream. It makes a mess don't do it.

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>only 6 days till another session of patriotic drinking

Ass
>>67330646
>>67330646
>>67330646

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ass

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Give us the nuclear weapons, mister Trump.

akariiiiii~n

>>67331842
Fuck off and don't ever talk to Texas-chan again.

>>67329056
>>67329056
>>67329056

new and searchable edition

stop putting the wall in the op, it makes it impossible to search in a catalog

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>>67331842
hi denmark!

>>67314854
if i could bury my face in this ass i would die happy

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>>67331874
>chile-chan is using my pic

Waaahoooo
>>67331870
i can talk to whoever i want and if she wants to talk to me, so fucking be it

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>>67331874

Why to slants like to make the peace sign so much? Or do they just like to celebrate their own nuking with Churchill's victory sign?

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>>67332348
>she
woa woah, slow down partner, I've never said if I'm a man or a woman

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>my college subreddit is buttmad because someone posted race realist flyers around campus

the fire rises

>>67332689
Stay MAGA