/brit/

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cara

the caretaker

>>67308141
Rorke

The free lancer

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Neurons.

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>>67308141
i'm not racist but the nazis had a really good aesthetic going on uniform-wise, really clean cut. not fond of the flag or their roman architecture though

>>67308205
rasheed

the unpaid forum clerk

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you will NEVER be this happy

Mexican """""""""""intellectual""""""""""" el chapo says he will knock down drumpf's wall LOL

>>67308228
I see we've met before

>>67308226
hugo boss knew their shit

>>67308247
tell me about the alex meme please lad, i only know he's supposed to be some conspiracy guy

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>this triggers the canadian

if you don't like this thread, the janny's letting us have another thread as well so you can choose which one you would like to be in
>>67308149

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>>67308313
>conspiracy guy
that's an odd way of spelling 'humble water filter salesman'

am a pathetic waste of space imo

>>67308401
come to london mate and I'll sort you out myself

could have your head caved in this very night if you're quick about it

>>67308388
As flattered as I am, he's gonna ultimately discontinuite that thread.

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sister sent this

just watched Captain Fantastic

not worth the time

The Episode Where Anon's Laptop Has Suddenly Slowed Down And He Worries If He's Got A Virus From Torrenting

>>67308468
HATED that film. No idea why it got great reviews.

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MORRISSEY

Might do a watch of Captain Fantastic

>>67308466
Your sister gets shagged rotten at uni m8

>>67308466
now then again shes sent it this to me from as was well awks

>>67308466
i'd love to hold her breast in my hand honestly

shall be brewing some tea even though it's getting on 8:30

>>67308492
cause 'muh feels'

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haven't showered in two weeks lads

i'm smelling pretty spectacular haha

Can you even IMAGINE having a kiwi bf?
Get to walk around the country doing nature.

having a thought

can you imagine having a kiwi gf

haha I can't ahaha

listening to new order

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>I drink tea despite not being a briton, irishman, aussie/NZer, or a rasheed

>>67308557
i can imagine i'd make fun of her stupid accent a lot

>>67308560
How does it feel? Haha

tfw no gf with smelly feets

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478771097112.webm
actually haven't had a sex wee for a while
might try to do one before bed

tried to wank but my willy got sore before I could shoot off

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>>67308603

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>>67308588
Then she beats the absolute shit out of you

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>>67308603
Home of the free.
>>67308218

>>67308670
he's a big guy

decided on english breakfast, even though it;s night

hope I'm not violating any laws right now

>>67308670
tbf he is fat himself

>>67308665
>she will NEVER turn my bollocks into fois gras

>>67308613
majority of girls have smelly fannies, won't that do?

>>67308690
I'll violate you by holding your fucking hand.

can bint refer to any girl?

>>67308665
i always preferred buffy the vampire slayer over xena

>>67308466
>sister
>she

>>67308719

bit gay that

just bought a cumeatingcuckolds.com account

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>>67308733
Yes

>>67308739
Nothing wrong with being a pleb.

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>>67308141
Doing a beer desu lads.

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wish texas was still white 2bh

>>67308764
we don't care about your politics anymore la

>>67308760
get help

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Would let young Joe Biden fuck my tiny little arsehole desu

>>67308739
Buffy was a bit too yankified for me, a lot less yanks in Xena and filmed in New Zealand

>>67308670
He ever claim to be thin though?

>>67308764

>in this classroom there are no walls

not sure they've thought this one through

>>67308804
'dit

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>>67308796
>we

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>>67308819
Then what's holding up the roof

>>67308797
oh fuck off

>>67308764
absolute state of yanks

who /not gay but would suck a willy/ here?

>>67308827
:^)

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Given up trying to get drunk. x

>>67308847
splendid post

>>67308764
Where is the "Dear Whites, you ARE bigots" sign

dumb fucking bint

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>>67308867
FOB (Bisexual)

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

>>67308847
There's no glass ceiling either.

>>67308815
Nah just people looking for any excuse to hate on him.

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>>67308764
>no walls
>but there is a door
We APA now

>>67308796
maori are fukken based m8 they sung a song to our royal family in dutch

>>67308867
/not gay but would get bummed/ here

couldnt imagine putting my cock in another man though

>>67308814
at least buffy was overtly yank, with xena they made her fake a yank accent so yank audiences wouldn't be confused at the existence of foreigners

>>67308928
lol no they're fucking not, vast majority are one very small step above abos

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ree

sorry lads, but all the libtard SJW butthurt (which usually entertains me to no end) is NOT enough to make me think DONALD TRUMP is going to be a good president

inb4 you sad alt-righters call me a cuck cause you know WELL he can't deliver on his promises and you have nothing else to call me in response

Just got home from work lads, AMA.

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Me and the lads coming home from the pub last night

>>67308958
Rasheed

>>67308948
yeah we send you all the crims :^)

>>67308954
yeah try to move to new zealand you fucking idiots, you don't need a visa or passport or anything to go lol just hop on a plane and escape the trump dictatorship :)

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had a sick morning, did soome excercise then found a little river gully in the middle of the city that was completely wild and in it i saw a species of skink that only exists in this very small patch of land

sick morning pic related

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>>67308971
>Joe Biden

>>67308994
Pfft it's the same there

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>>67308958

it's the 11th

remember to salute those who paid the ultimate price for our freedom

>>67308958
just wait

it's gonna be great

>>67308940
Yeah, yanks do their best to ruin everything

>>67309003
ok

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>>67309001
>

>>67309020
It's the 12th you worm

>>67309001
we have pretty strict laws lol

heaps of indians just got deported for outstaying student visas

>>67309036
oh FUCK off

genuinely don't understand the left, i was like a typical liberal when i was a kid but i literally grew out of it, no fedora intended

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It's the 12th you cuck.

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>Doesn't fedora your post

>>67309064
they're to busy whinging about how sushi is cultural appropriation, rather than actually tackling real issues

liberal basically means middle of the road at this point

Got a 'mate' who specifically makes a point of showing he's not laughing at anything anyone says and can't take a joke, ruins the atmosphere whenever we go anywhere but always tags along

Doing my nut in

>>67308954
Oh fuck we just lost the founding members of Sauce Bros. Inc and a most likely gross hobbit is going back to New Zealand. America is fucked.

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>>67309049

What's a good salary for a 24 year old?

"Yeah haha yanks really ruin everything"
*gets saved in two world wars by yanks*

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>>67309091
I thought that was a fedora pic

whyte ppl i hate u cuz
1. u all racist
2. u pale as hell
3. u fuckin stupid
4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
5. ur fat
6. u look like marshmallows
7. u look like gluesticks
8. u close minded
9. u jus straight up bitch
10. u make me sick
11. u all like fishin for sum reason
12. u all have dogs
13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human
14.u look ugly as hell
15.u a disgrace
16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't
17. u all got faggot ass voices
18. u speak like British ppl
19. u all gay
20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

>>67309101
very relevant a year ago when drakeposting was still a thing

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>I thought that was a fedora pic

>>67309141
wait is that actually the iceland poster

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>>67309044
The state of americans understanding immigration.

>>67309134
don't talk about drakeposting or it might come back

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>>67309131

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>yanks genuinely believe they didn't just join the winning team once the wars were already over

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>>67309149
Yes of course

>>67308141
Rorkesheed

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67309183
we were attacked at pearl harbor

and we cleaned up the pacific front REAL QUICK

the war would have lasted a lot longer if it weren't for us

we also helped the russians fight by giving them thousands of tanks and supplies

Lads I'm fucked on ritalin desu

>>67309206
NOT a fan if I'm being honest

i swag
i cook
i swag
i cook
i swag
i cook
i chef
i chef
i chef
i chef

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Who did he vote for?

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>drake posting was a year ago

Every member of the """commonwealth"""" wouldn't dare say shit to an American in person. They are pussies who know we're the only thing allowing their pathetic little countries to survive

>>67309232
You mean you attacked Japan for no reason because you were feeling left out that Europe had been at war for years already

>>67309256
evan mcmullan

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>>67309269
alberto barbosa was a year too

I've accomplished NOTHING hahahah

>>67309277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paPrAG6IY_8

>>67309269

my penis in your mum was last night

kiwi ignores my advances
fine, thats ok.

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>>67309256
PEOTUS Donald Johnathan Trump and VPEOTUS Michael Volgin Pence

>>67309277
American """"""""""men"""""""""" are absolute pussies who never scrapped in the garden growing up and think owning a gun means you're manly

>>67309293
t.Alberto Barbosa

>>67309293
I dreamed about you, baby it was just the other night

>>67309327
OH FUCK OFF

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>>67309247
Hm?

>>67309340
FOY

>>67309277
>we're the only thing allowing their pathetic little countries to survive
>plz plz come to war with us in Vietnam
No
>plz plz come to war with us in Syria
No
>plz plz come to war with us in Iraq
Fine, stop your whinging
>thousands of us die

i am cut hahahaha

I'm VERY mad that no one told me what 'alri' means so I'm going to bully everyone about American supremacy for the next 12 hours

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>67309367
it means "alright" but with what's called a glottal stop at the end

will be doing a cheeky bit of alprazolam is a few hours

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>>67309359
>when you realise a jew stole your foreskin

>>67309389
Shan't be reading one letter

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bit worried that the gf has really started to like me and I'm going to ruin her when I inevitably fuck it up

i'm a fucking scumbag 2bh

should i have a line or not?
/brit/ decides

been a week since my last /dude/

hmnmm

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>>67309401
i feel more safer and clean

starting pronouncing my 'th' properly instead of 'f' or 'v'

willnever hsve a gf 2bh

>>67309401
oh fuck off

i am an anarcho-communist and a staunch anti-capitalist

>>67309423
>i'm a fucking scumbag 2bh
And she chose you. What does it say about her, anon?

>>67308141
*"o.p. to the Tower for national treachery" edition.*

>>67309391
But you say it as a greeting?

>>67309438
shut the fuck up you kiwi cunt

>>67309463
good lad

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>>67309477

Lol in a taxi on way home right now and this fuckijng pski bell end was doing about 60 on a 40 zone and just fucking anchored on when he saw the speed cameras and I fell on floor lmao

>>67309454
JFs out

>>67309463
are you also jewish by any chance?

>>67309485
contemplating this post

hmmmmmmmm

>>67309480
alri

>>67309472
she's not had a bf before mate, she doesn't know any better

>>67309429
Lad I'm about to do one, you should too

>>67309494
ask him 'WHAT TIME D'YOU FINISH?'

>>67309491
where did you get this photo?

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maisie

>>67309480
it's a question greeting, as in, "are you alright?"

What happened was, I was coming back to study hall after 7th period, and put my head on my desk and took a huge sigh because my stomach was hurting incredibly.

This might seem normal, but take a few things into consideration:

- My desk had a blob of hand sanitizer on it the size of a small paperback book, left by a kid with OCD. - I was lying in it without noticing it. - It can be used as an inhalant.

So, after I inhaled, I felt normal for about five minutes other than the intoxicating stench of the sanitizer. Then, something odd happened.
People's faces started melting/warping in a way I can't even begin to describe.

I kid you not.

I was terrified, but luckily enough it only lasted for a few minutes.

I still felt dizzy and sick to my stomach, and picked up my violin and went to orchestra. The entire time I couldn't read my sheet music.

>>67309491
>that man is literally an international playboy

How does he do it lads?

>>67309496
you don't know what you're talking about

>>67309441
>safer
u wot?

plus your wanks are rubbish

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I like boys.

>>67309510
Are you sure?

>>67309463
rasheed

>>67309514
yes brudda!!

>>67309539
in skirts?

Found out that a girl I knew at uni, who graduated with an average degree and then spent 2 years as a party rep in Australia, has just walked in to a job paying £48k. Don't know how normies do it desu.

Leonard Cohen deserved the Nobel prize for Literature over Bob Dylan.

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>>67309526
GREAT post

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>>67309525

>>67309550
dead certain mate

her kissing was enough of a giveaway

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fanny

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>>67309560
Ew no.

>>67309530
>doesn't end in your nads getting smashed to bits

waste of time reading this post

ring alarm
dem boys in town

>>67309562
nepotism, also a nice face

>>67309503
yes why do you ask?

>>67309563
Haven't listened to a single song by either of them desu, don't care

gonna chase the devil out the eart

*lets out a deafeningly loud fart*
*inhales deeply*

>>67309577
you couldn't pay me to fuck that

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>>67309564
why are they such slags?

>>67308877
i was vegetating hard on LOTR wikis earlier today my dude.

dat incredibly rich and detailed world is just too good

>>67309579
why not?

>>67309607
>listening to reggae
put the bong down m8

:(

>>67309539
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478771028167.webm

>>67309565
Didn't know Nassim came here as well.

Water

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>>67309644

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>>67309625
I'm sure they've experimented at some point desu

Earlier during class I excused myself to go use the restroom.

When I got there it was the usual cigarette butts in the toilets and ashes on the floor. This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. "I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said.

I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to shitty classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys.

>>67309642
*picks the bong up*

>>67309632
Cause I said I like boys, and that means stereotypical boys.

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they are chosing canada or a nordic country but never here :(

>>67309612
interesting, I would do it for free

sophiet too
>>67309625
>>67309564

>>67309595
As far as I know she comes from a pretty ordinary rasheed family, and her face is fairly nice but nothing special desu.

what's your favourite song in the world lads

>>67309576
If she doesn't learn with you, she'll learn with another.

got a good joke lads:

my liver

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

hope that hillary gets locked up

she's a criminal plain and simple

>>67309683
>rasheed
extreme nepotism then

>>67309652
What's that even supposed to be?

>>67309660
Tell me about him

Salutations good sirs. Within a fortnight I shall set forth, with my Queen's congee of course, on a voyage to the Southernmost Colonies. In the Southland I design to retrieve a large shipment of these newfound creatures called "Negroids". Upon my return from the colonies I would be happy to bequeath you one or two for your sport. However, an exchange must take place. I require several daguerreotype depictions of bantam youngsters in "salacious" poses to add to my quite substantial collection. I propose we form a gentleman's agreement, if you could supply these daguerreotypes in advance of our exchange I would happily supply a half-ape-half-man creature at the time of our meeting. Do respond in haste my good sirs for I dare say my interest has been piqued. I have included a related vignette of my cargo for your appraisal. If the benevolent proprietors of this fine establishment are to find my libidinous requests deviant, then I suspect a ban from the premises and an assemblage of celebratory buggies outside my residence may be in order.

Sincerely and with great respect, Sir David V. Thomas

>>67309692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q572T0MpLbc :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOr12AQpnU

one of the best pop songs ever

The Mexican poster is part of Los Zetas

>>67309692
Not *the*, but one of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT5xvv_liJ8.

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>hope that hillary gets locked up

>she's a criminal plain and simple

>>67309692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12juRt1_yo

>>67309692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxwKEuy-pM
was about to post some meme answer but I chose to drop the mask for you instead

everytime a normie asked me about the election I would give a vague non-answer and then talk about how shit hillary is

I wonder if that was enough to give me away or if they didn't put two and two together

>>67309700
never want to see her again unless she's sitting in a court room

there will be a yugoslav communist in the White House lads

>>67309692
atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alD4uGj6rQ

>>67309695
mate, is that supposed to make me feel like less of a cunt

And she says. I can feel my toes.
She must belong. And far too gone.

>>67309706
over excited boy sitting on a couch

*taps the /brit/ sign above the door*
If you want to talk about yank politics, go to /cum/

And he says. Like he doesn't seem.
He must be scared. For far too long.

>>67309787
*slaps the sign, sending it flying*
*walks in*

>>67309713
Travels a lot, picks up women. Works in computer related field I think.
>>67309779
Yes.

>>67309787
I'll make you /cum/ all over me, stupid aussie.

it's going down
I'm yelling timber
you better, you better dance

scalp is bleeding

>>67309841
ill poz ya neg ole m8

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>>67309692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL62Bx9zuE

>>67309097
got just one of these myself
dont want you to know that so fuck off

>Trump sometimes brings aboard people who he thinks just look the part. In 1981, he saw a security guard at the U.S. Open tennis championships who did a nice job of ejecting some hecklers. Trump asked Res to hire the man. “But you’ve never even met him!” she protested. Trump said he liked how the man handled the situation.

>That security guard, Matthew Calamari, has worked for Trump for 35 years and is now chief operating officer of Trump Properties. (His son, Matthew Calamari Jr., started with Trump five years ago as a security guard and is now the Trump Organization’s director of surveillance.)

>>67309787
*taps the /brit/ sign above the door*
Forgot Australia was British.
*waits for your reply*
*notices your internet data cap has been reached as you try to upload a 3KB pepe*
*laughs*

I'm only worried about Trump cause he might lower taxes in HIS country potentially putting my job here (I work for a yank company) at risk

couldn't give two fucks what he says about mexicans or kebabs (the latter shouldn't be fucking welcome anywhere, but whatever)

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the pornfu

>>67309897
LOL

in a right state 2bh

>>67309924
thanks mate

>>67309892
You can tell a lot by a persons face

>>67309892
being able to see talent is a talent unto itself

>>67309910
>oh no my tax haven might be about to be replaced with another tax haven how will i feed my horses now
smash the fash imo

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>pornfu

starting to think Barron might be the man behind the curtain

think most of my friends gave up contacting me because i dont have my face glued to whatsapp all day, feels a bit bad man

>>67309935
are you off ya chops

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>67309914
would fuck her till it fell off tbqh

>>67309910
>I'm only worried about Trump cause he might lower taxes in HIS country potentially putting my job here (I work for a yank company) at risk
I think it's more likely that he persuades a few companies to relocate altogether.

I am Irish man and very happy. We taking all your money Britain, Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Irish man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like USA? Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

>>67309943
like fucking what you spastic

>>67309972
she's p perfect desu

>>67309897
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>67309910
oy vey it's another famine

>>67309994
personality and what they're like

do you fags just sit here and write blogs all day

>>67310014
*doesn't read your pasta*
*farts*

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Hotpockets is gonna ban me for sure, but bf sent me this.

>>67310014
holy shit this post reeks of fucking reddit. do you legitimately have aspergers? i hope to fucking god you're trolling right now...

>>67310029
what's your problem melbourne

>>67310029
No i also post (You) bait sometimes, feeling a bit down today though cause of some shit going on, please subscribe.

cucks the lot of you

>>67310040
fairly certain it is you who is reddit/underage if you can't detect that common pasta

>>67310006
It's a pity she fucks niggers for money though

Saturday 12 November, 2016.

Dear diary,

Someone just called me a fag on /brit/. Am NOT pleased by this personal insult.

I chose not to respond, as the poster could have been a homosexual himself and was just trying to stay in the closet. I didn't want to really hurt his feelings.

Until next time,
Mortimer.

after glancing through /pol/'s catalogue I think the average IQ there is something in the 80-90 range

>>67310035
bit gay

i dont blog i just "jog" hahaha

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

just coming up on some MD boys

ask me anything

fucking hell this is amazing

You should probably read this.

Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the BBC is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse /brit/ by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site 4chan is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.

>>67310063
as opposed to for free?

>>67310027
while you might be able to gain some knowledge of someone through a shallow interaction like that people are far more complex than just that dummy

a persons facial appearance is like a visual representation of their personality

its strange

potato famine

https://xhamster.com/movies/6180801/girl_masturbating_to_orgasm_on_phone_camera.html

>>67310040
*grabs you by the throat*
come here runt
*slams you on the floor*
*rests my boot on your chest*
SQUISH

My my my, another yankrunt has ruined my boot.

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>aussies

>>67310117
It's a shame either way

>>67309044
if you met a yank here who claimed refugee status from trump, you'd probably end up getting heemed

>>67310063
she also has a big nasty tattoo

shame such beauty holds a clearly diseased mind

>>67310124
>this retard again

won't even bother replying to whatever the fuck you decide to respond to me with next

potato famine

the british isles need to speak english for some reason
otherwise the english get triggered.

*taps the /brit/ sign above the door*
My great grandparents came from Britain

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>>67310136

>>67310126
Maybe it's the other way around? I'd be pissed off/sad all the time if I was a munter

you lot are pricks for doxxing me tbqh

not a happy man

love aussies hahaha

>>67310150
I wish aussies would fuck off desu

>>67310159
t. pintle

maldita lisiada

>>67310173
I mean their facial structure, their physical face, not their emotions

NEW

>>67310169

>>67310169

>>67310169

>>67310169

>>67310169

NEW

>>67310161
so you've never actually met any of your british family or visited britain?

>>67310126
oh god not this shit and your "gift" again

yes, yes....that's all very good and interesting....but what about the thingy?...you know, the potatoes and all that?

eh? how about that potato famine then eh?

>>67310197
there are fucking FOUR /brit/ threads on the catalogue. It's idiots like YOU who make the janny go crazy with power. Use the old one.

>>67308085

>>67308085

>>67308085