/brit/

janny wont like this

>>67295811
but i have to watch the kicks and imagine her demolishing my bollocks with her bare feet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

!!

modified my beekeeping suit so my plums sit outside the material

time to go agitate the hive

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478822362144.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPs17_AkTI

CMON SCOTLAND
CMON SCOTLAND
CMON SCOTLAND

>>67295871
are you allergic?

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Is this good advice?

>>67295877
HOW DO THEY DO IT?!

>>67295871
excellent post

Back from sainsbury's, bought some vodka and coffee liquer and ice and cream so I can drink White Russians

Dishonored arrived. Realised I could have saved a tenner if I bought it from Sainsburys. Fuck sake

trying to formulate a comprehensive theory of mind

>Waiting for a letter for a scan
>Doesn't arrive
>Call hospital
>"Ah yes, you are in the system, your appointment was labelled as "non-urgent""
>Tendonitis
>Not urgent
>I can't fucking walk

the bloody NHS
and this is only for a scan to confirm, after they've got 2 diagnosis wrong already

>>67295898
I bet you thought I'd read all that, leaf
guess again haha

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>>67295863
http://www.dailystormer.com/ron-paul-warns-glorious-about-greasy-kike-rats/

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>>67295853
Fair enough then.

>>67295921
dreadful """""gimmick"""""

>>67295938
why all the extra stuff?
white russian is vodka + skim milk

>train leaves Birmingham new Street
>see big metal bubbly dome thing
>throw up in my mouth a little bit

>>67295938
Dishonored 2? let me know how it is lad, I really enjoyed the first.

>>67295938
WRs are with half&half but ice cream sounds pretty good

>>67295975
>train leaves Birmingham
stopped reading here

Trying to get someone to put their willy up my bum

How come the leaf posters on here are utter fucking cunts?

tfw to intelligent too not have a foot fetish

>>67296008
was just stopping through
train also got a lot more ethnic at that stop for some reason

>>67296016
Fucking awful gimmick

Why dont you go to the gym, /brit/?

waiting for my fucking pizza

doing a poo

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>my hobbies include rating gimmicks on /brit/

any lads in birmingham wanna be my friend?

>>67296064
Going to a climbing gym this weekend

>>67295819
Isn't every /brit a K-pop edition? Also, /mämmi

You are cordially invited to the Northern Powerhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOt4ICcAdQ

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ah yes

>>67295970
>>67296002
wtf is half and half? White Russians are vodka, coffee liquer, on ice with some cream on top then mixed in

Having it with vanilla ice cream would be nice though you're right

>>67295998
In typical NEXT-GEN fashion it's currently downloading a 10GB update. I'm playing through the tutorial atm. Actually feels a bit slow/low fps but I'm hoping that's because of the lack of an update.

>>67296054
not my fault that you don't appreciate a nice foot

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*barges into the thread*

lads

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>>67296064
i do

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>zero tolerance for barbaric cultural practices

what did she mean by this?

>>67296123
>wtf is half and half?
half cream/half milk

We usually put it in coffee

>>67295898
no.
Never volunteer unless it means certain death to do so. Never refuse.
No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Do everything that's important like your mum will die if you fail.
Chin up, stiff upper lip, confidant stride and don't shoot until the sergeant gives the order.

this is preety much everything you need aside from read one book every month for the rest of your life and make that book one that is still in print after 50 years or is about something that happened more than 50 years ago. It will pay off in the long term more than anything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

Well worth watching desu

lads night out tonight

>>67296166
>Set phasers to REKT

just discovered this really great site lads. its like this place but even funnier, irreverent, more laid back and even a bit raucous at times

its called Reddit. you should give it a look lads. reckon you'll like it a lot

>>67296221
high quality slag

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>>67296159

looks like Hugo Weaving to me

Pretty cool that brits and americans both came together and told the lefties to fuck off

>67296236
what're the gimmicks like

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>>67296236
Hello William

i miss sixth form

whos watching the match? Fuck Lallana right?

>>67296284
Me :3

>>67296281
*upvoted*

>>67296166
>>67296212
love this dude, went to the same primary and secondary as him

he came and gave a talk at our secondary too, nice guy

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>>67296103
of course

>>67295975

interrailing lad? just been to paris? make sure you visit magaluf

>>67296312
>>67296281
>He's 85

jesus. about dead desu

currently studying for chemistry, physics, biology, and maths A-levels

>>67296159
she spoke at the young tories here at queen's last year. i didn't go, i maybe should have. i'm not really involved in any of that shite but it might have been interesting. i'd like to know more about her.

might do a little cry haha

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are Don, are Nige

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does it become easier to accept death when you're old and falling apart?

>>67296365
England aren't losing just yet

>>67296312
>Primary
>Secondary

Shatner attended two schools in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce, Willingdon Elementary School[10] and Westhill High School (NDG, Montreal


Yeah fuck off. You'll never be british

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37957673

>Trump election: Juncker warns Trump presidency may upset US ties with Europe

>Donald Trump's election as US president risks upsetting US ties with Europe, EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker has warned.

YES.. YESS.... FUCK YOU JUNCKER! PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THIS BE THE START FO A DARK CHAPTER IN US/EU RELATIONS

>>67296123
>10GB update
Wew lad, I'm running out of space on my ps4 as it is and I've only got 13 games, with only about half of them even installed

>>67296267
I do feel an affinity for yanks atm desu

Would very much like to get a secondment to the American equivalent of my office

Saw two eyes drawn on a tree on my way to work this morning near some houses, did I uncover a homeless person sign or some creepy paedo shit?

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Fuck the UK.
Ireland is cool.

>>67296390
what
is there a sports thing on

>>67296391
Theyre anglophone schools? Montreal has an anglo minority

>>67296428
theres a bunch of lads kicking the ball against some barbarians from beyond the wall

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>>67296419

>Hendo is still getting called up
When will the learn?

A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media.

I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it …"

>>67296418
What do you mean drawn on a tree. With what?

>>67296419
dont talk to me or my son ever again

>>67296442
ah
was unaware of this

might do a slightly bigger cry

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>born just in time to fight in a US & UK & Russia vs EU WW3 in which the entire cuck establishment is dismantled

>>67296432
>HIGH SCHOOL

Just bought some Veet for Men hair removal cream.

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing.

I can happily say that this was one of the most climatic moment of my lifetime.

>>67296468

Just two eyes on top of one another on the same tree drawn in a black, possibly with charcoal, it was fucking bizarre.

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>>67296477

>>67296418
were they set like eyes next to each other or split apart facing different directions?

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>>67296448
>>67296470

Oh yeah? How about you fite me, """lad""".

>SHITLAND

>67296482
>Copying amazon reviews to get (You)'s

Not this time.

Just unironically sent Elon Musk 2k (all I have) in order for a chance to go to space

and now we wait

>>67296509
this could be either

>>67296495
why are you doing this

>scuckland

>>67296391
in ontario it's called primary school, it can be either secondary or high school

>>67296488
It's a pagan/wicca symbol, I think it's a protection spell or something

>>67296522
I'm using >POOGLAND for England

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>>67296526
for you

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>>67296502
already got my mates to invade your country

consider yourself annexed

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Check out what I'm drinking, guys.

Am I cool yet?

>>67296547
o-oh

Is everyone drinking alone tonight then?

>>67296382
reckon most of them still kind of think they're living 50+yrs in the past and don't realize they're hitting 90, or are so far off in lalaland they don't even know whats going on whatsoever

the man hit the ball and it went in the net

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>Scotland

>>67296478
>US+UK with Russia

I don't think you understand the deep distrust our countries have of Russia and vice versa. Relations with Russia cannot be reset.

>>67296391
>>67296534
>>67296481
Anglos in quebec say primary/secondary because of Primaire and Secondaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO2DCAF_aGo

>>67296583
ask my brother to get my beers but he wasn't getting any so I haven't got any

bit ill anyway

my plan for the evening:

8:30 shower
9:00 glass of water to keep my hydrated
9:05-10:30 browse the chon
10:30-10:45 poo
10:45 go to bed

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>>67296557
Well shit, cant argue with that. Better the UK than russia.

But if you fucking brits come to the baltic states and start saying "Its baltic outside" then I swear you're going right back.

>>67296583
I live alone and have no friends (at least not day-to-day friends) or any desire to have any friends so yeah

>>67296634
what if i call people from the baltic states baltic-lers (as in ball ticklers)

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>>67296496

On top of one another, like this, best of my drawing abilities.

>>67296535

Is this one of them? I'll see if I can get a photo of it with my phone next time I walk through there.

just remembered both teams are wearing poppies despite being told they're not allowed, wonder what the punishment will be

>>67296583

Yes as I do every night

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>>67296634
*sells your country to russia for a crate of tea*

maybe you'll think before you speak next time

Just practicing my touch typing lads don't mind me

What to type, what to type. Hmm.

>>67296609
we didnt trust the russians in the last two world wars either, didnt stop us using them as cannon fodder each time did it?

>>67296396
You do realise he just wants to push this narrative to justify an EU army don't you?

>>67296685
Sodomy

>>67296634
cant help imagining this poster as a short runt making trouble then running off to his big brother finland for help. embarassed on your behalf

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>>67296660
I'll be your friend. Are ya havin' that?

>>67296701
>>67296677
>to Russia. History will repeat itself.

*puts my arm around you and holds you tight*

laaaaad

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http://news.sky.com/story/front-nationals-marine-le-pen-aims-to-emulate-donald-trump-10653466

>>67296563
Americans love that stuff don't they

Not as cool in the UK

>>67296692
It's Pinky. It's Pinky. It's Pinky and the brain brain brain brain.

>>67296753
*my nipples become erect*

lads im still waiting for my fucking pizza

Is the phantom typer about?

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Lest we forget lads

Unironically tempted to take on a phd

>>67296807
Forget what?

>>67296807
my grandfather fought on the somme so i do remember them tbqh

>>67296820
the brave british men that laid down their lives in service of our great country you paki ingrate

>>67296742
>running off to his big brother finland for help.
We helped finland during the winter war.
Finland never helped us.

w-who's running for who now?

>>67296849
so you could sit at home and wank to anime? useless NEET

modern men are a disgrace

why is it so important to remember people who died in world war one and not people who died in like 1923 of cancer or whatever
not being edgy but world war one literally didn't achieve anything, seems a bit arbitrary

>>67296750
ok, but no *funny* stuff

If I were a Sims character I'd be red across the board right now.

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>>67296820
The honoured dead

Of the past and the present.

>>67296887
im a hard working anglo man with a 9-5 and i wank once a week

>>67296893
literal paki

Anybody else not arsed about being rich but just wants to be stable?

Literally couldn't care about being loaded, but I dream of the day when I have 10 grand invested in stocks, 10 in savings, 10 in bonds and just a bit of spending money.

I literally just like the idea of being comfy and not having to worry about money. So jealous of people who already have that.

>Massachusetts was the only state where no county voted Republican

doing a think

>>67296908
*Makes you enter a swimming pool*
*Deletes ladder*

That ought to put you out of your misery

So nothing interest to think about on the creepy eye symbol I found drawn into a tree this morning?

>>67296908
*traps you in a corner with wooden chairs and places a fireplace next to them and watches you burn alive while you frantically try to escape*

>>67296873
dont care

>>67296953
good argument

How much do you have saved lads?

I literally have 6k and about 1k in a pension.

Fuck sake I'm 22 as well

>>67296893
if it wasnt for world war 1 we wouldn't have had world war 2

if we didnt have these 2 wars to think about we would've probably nuked eachother already

*my arsehole explodes*

>>67296962
>30k in savings
>plus disposable income
>presumably also own a house

>not rich, but stable

Kill yourself middle class faggot

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Give me ONE good reason to keep on hanging out with you losers

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are we still allowed to go to eurovision?

>>67296962
Just want enough for a nice little 2 bedroom house with the second bedroom converted into a recording studio/guitar storage room

>>67297022
*sniffs it*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>67297038
You've got no one else.

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>>67297001
Well shit mate. Neither do I.

>>67297001
only a paki wouldnt understand

>>67297038
you have nowhere better to be

>>67297034
What? I'm working class as fuck, that's what I aspire to though.

Just enjoy that idea, it's like a dream to me.

>>67296893
It's not only world war one you utter spacker

It's in memory of anyone and everyone that died defending this country from those who would subjugate and destroy it

>>67297022
*I wipe the residue of my knob*

that's what I call up the 'ra

oneitis just texted me

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>>67297060
what

with this irish runts oneitis

she let me use her phone after blowing me so that I could make fun of the beta poof

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Would you say you're an Alice or a Karen?

pizzas stuck in denmark

>>67297073
but world war one was nothing to do with people trying to subjugate and destroy us
might as well commemorate the napoleonic wars, they were more of an existential threat

>>67297149
>big feet
binned

>>67297137
was she any good

>>67297149
coorrrr

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I don't want to die lads

>>67297099
post convo

>>67297172
nah, her pussy like a swamp in a rubbish sack

had to wear two condoms because I was worried about stds

>>67297154

I'd say I'm either a Shinobu or Kuzehashi person

>>67297222
can I have her then

I am off downstairs to see food there is to eat this evening. I believe there is a pizza of some sorts but I'm not sure of the topping so hopefully I like it.

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>>67297219
alri fine

>>67297165
>world war one was nothing to do with people trying to subjugate and destroy us
should have told that to the 13 million krauts fighting for the sole purpose of making us surrender our arms

>might as well commemorate the napoleonic wars
well my entire point was that we were commemorating them AS WELL you weapon

>>67297255
thats my pizza

>>67297219
Don't ever tell what to do.

>>67296583
I'm drinking cherry coke tonight.

>>67297284
ya fucked it

>>67297284
Hmmmmm.......

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doing a draw x

>>67297290
Dirty stinking man child. You make me sick to my stomach.

>>67296962
The thing is, "not having to worry about money" changes as your circumstances do.

I'm still having an internal conflict about whether I stick in my public sector job, where I do really cool work that I enjoy but don't earn much money for it (30k atm, never above 80k unless I get into senior management); or go into the private sector, where I've been offered jobs at 80k already. I'm 22, so it's quite a lot for me.

From 17-18 I was unemployed, living on JSA and housing benefits, and I actually enjoyed it. Then, I was earning £400 a month as an apprentice, then £18k a year as a higher-level apprentice, now £30k. I thought about it a bit and I realised that I'm actually no happier now than I was then.

But I want a family, and if I want to provide that family with a good life then I need money. And is a public-sector job going to pay enough for that? Also, the job I do at the moment doesn't really go well with having a family. So if I have one I'll be better of transitioning into management, which I don't particularly want to do yet.

>>67297219
"Hi anon how are you"

not responded yet

>>67297270
Did this really happen to you?

>>67297326
Bit rude desu.

>>67297274
but we clearly aren't, no one ever mentions soldiers who died in the napoleonic wars
and the germans were never out to conquer britain in world war one you doughnut

>>67297184
then put it away

>>67297304
Just pumping out posts to improve my new typing method. Yes, I have a method.

>>67297385
(Have a method)?

>>67297270
she seems like a lovely girl 2bh

>>67297344
>filename
how new are you

the proto-gf said she likes me lads

>>67297403
Yes. I have a method.

>>67297457
Not new at all desu.

how much do you guys spend on food per day? I'm spending around £2-£3

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'ebs

pakis on the train are playing nasheeds lads

I think it's over for me, I love you all

pizzas here

>>67297426
Yes but she should give me sex. Especially if shes just going to give it to these BRUTES she hangs out with

>>67297103

>>67297060 meant for >>67296978

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Have the chance to shag this woman from work.

Should I do it? I'm a virgin.

>>67297532
just to be clear, I don't in any sense believe she texted you.

just that whoever that lad is, he let her down very nicely.

applied for yet another tesco job lads

pain in the arse with all the questions

>>67297502
'eaven 'elp 'e

>>67297582
yeah go for it you stud~

This is a nazi controlled general

>>67297502
god damn

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>>67297617
Runt life!

>>67297667
ey up lad at least i havent applied for mcdonalds (yet)

>>67297504
you UTTER racist

they're obviously just singing the songs from Aljaldaldlad Yi-S'Hrirhama-Shnrazi H'lajawad (Pakistan's biggest up and coming pop star)'s new album

*reports you to police via twitter*

>>67297531
Pics.

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>>67297582
She would be like this when you are bumming her

>>67297700
Ate it already

>>67297583
I found it on /r9k/ but I saved it because I had basically the same exact text sent to me a week before.

>>67297687
Good for you lad, I respect anyone who does a hard graft and pays their taxes - doesn't matter what their job is.

>>67297721
Okay.

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>>67297714
Good post.

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>>67297687
Mate, McDees is quality bants if you get on that night shitf.

>tfw half my stores night shift is on final warning because customers can't handle the bants.

>>67297582
I don't know how people can just shag other people who look like that, I wouldn't be able to get hard.

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What is this redditor talking about?

Really causing me to ponder.

>>67297687
>tfw did numerous times and failed

Why aren't you watching Citizen Khan? You're not racist are you?

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- I've been researching. This Chinese Room experiment... it is flawed.
- Really?
- If we made a synthetic brain, we could synthesize a duck's behaviour 100% accurately. That brain would be indistinguishable from a duck's brain. If it swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is probably... a duck.
- Okay, Tom.
- Listen, Mikhail, I know the difference between a house and a home.
- Yeah, that's good.
- Do you think you're better than me?
- No.
- But you think I am different to you.
- I am conscious.
- Me too.
- No, you're not. You just arrived to that conclusion because that's the idea your programming converged on.
- I am conscious. How about you prove to me you are conscious?
- Ah, I'm not arguing with a robot.
- You're not better than me, Mikhail.

Also I made some pizzas again. x

>>67297687
count your blessings lad

I only made it to the 6th stage of my maccys interview before I wound up in a coma from the sheer physical punishment involved
>only regained the use of my right hand the other day

>>67297874
because its really fucking shit

to those of you that didn't go/aren't currently in university. Was it your choice? Weren't you accepted? Couldn't afford it?

rate my beliefs:
- anti state
- anti war
- pro free market

>>67297348
>no one ever mentions soldiers who died in the napoleonic wars

it's clearly about every war, I can't believe you never encountered this, look anywhere

>and the germans were never out to conquer britain in world war one you doughnut
not necessarily conquer, but subjugate much like the triple entente did to germany at the end of ww1

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>>67297916
Thanks for the laugh. We really wiped the smile of their smug entitled faces this year.

>>67297930
no atheism/10

>“Trump likes the UK, talks about his mother’s Scottish birth, owns golf courses here and is entirely comfortable with our culture. More importantly still, he supported Brexit and he says post-Brexit Britain will be at the front of the queue when it comes to trade relationships. What a pleasant change this will make from Obama and Clinton who have looked down and sneered at us.

- Farage on Trump

>“The man behind Brexit. And a man who who led, brilliantly, the United Kingdom Independence Party. Ladies and gentlemen, Nigel Farage.”

- Trump introducing Farage

How good is the new UK-US relationship going to develop? Do you think the tories are going to sabotage it or will Trump (with Farage as an adviser or similar) be able to form that Reagan/Thatcher bond?

>>67297972
>we

Not for me Clive.

>the ransom demand is one billion dollars!!

>>67298024
That's nuffin! I earn more than that in a day, probly.

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>>67297916
mmm... yes... tell me more please

>>67298008
>this year

Fairly sure he's referring to BREXIT alongside Trump

>>67297995
>Reagan/Thatcher bond?
Trump already said "May will be my Maggie", its looking good tbqh

Good header that

>>67297922
Never went to university because I dropped out of A levels. This was about 5 years ago. At that point I'd already realised that uni isn't worth it, and I'm also not very social so the "social aspects" that people were telling me are the real reason you spend 9k a year on it didn't buy me over.

I'm now the most successful of all my peers, including the ones that went to good unis.

>>67297995
Nigel Farage is not our Prime Minister and never will be, he is completely irrelevant now that we have voted to leave the European Union.

>>67297916

literally religion

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>>67298024
2-0

Scotland's lost it now, haven't we lads?

>>67297995
remember Trump was a big IRA donor

may like him now but I will never forgive him completely

>>67297922
I went, then dropped out because I started to hate what I studied and got a real job instead.

>>67298083
he literally wasn't though you absolute weapon

>>67298082
>we

Hendo will be happy for his bezzie no doubt :3

>>67298082
SHAT YO MOUF

>>67298119
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-attended-sinn-f-in-fundraiser-months-before-ira-attacked-london-a6767601.html

whoa google really got my back on this one

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Really gets that soy milk activating your almonds.

imagining lallanas boot hitting my gonads

>>67298141
>He doesn't know I'm Gordon.
Mate, look on the screen, I'm playing on my phone, why do you think I let two goals in.

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>watching England

>>67298057
He did?

Fucking brilliant news. I don't like America too much. Warmongering loud obnoxious idiots with terrible taste but the state of US-UK relations under Obama was worrying, especially when he threatened a trade war.

>>67298080
Never said he was but Trump said he was a friend for life and also

>Nigel Farage to be Donald Trump's go-between as Boris Johnson rejects 'collective whinge-o-rama'

Farage isn't PM but he is in Trump's inner circle, or at least close to it. He is going to be Trump's go between with Europe whether we like it or not. He is far from irrelevant to my question regarding US-UK relations

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>>67298082
He posts under a flag other than his country's

>>67298181
wtf I love drumpf now

>>67298193
I never got this pic.
He never once claimed to be thn.

>>67298071
honestly the social stuff is overrated

if you're doing a real degree you can expect to find a job even if you never left your room during uni

Do you shave your arse crack lads?

>>67298193
He's not wrong

You people make me sick.

>>67298225
>He is going to be Trump's go between with Europe whether we like it or not.
He really isn't

>>67298181
yes I'm well aware he hosted a Sinn Fein fundraiser but so did half of new york and boston

>>67298244
Get out of my thread

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>>67298228
I voted remain, I've earned this right ya melt.

would you rather live in haiti or north korea

>>67298258
I veet'd it once
wouldn't do it again

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>>67298181
I love how you see a picture of Trump shaking Gerry Adam's hand at a fundraiser and turn it into

>Trump was a big IRA donor

could do with a gf 2bh lads

>>67298258
don't want to shave it and have an itchy as fuck arse crack for the rest of the day

>>67298258
sometimes

>>67298282
I think I'll trust the President-elect over you on this issue desu.

just got told I'm 95% arsehole

really made me contemplate the if's

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37951059

Thank you based Drumpf

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ur a virgin if you wouldnt bang this fuckign sandwich

>>67298193

he does weigh 236lbs

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>>67298294
>I voted remain
kek what a kuk

>>67298331
so can we fix the toblerone now please

Cat's just way braver than I am. He goes out the front door now. It's like 9pm on a Friday. x

>>67298333
Why has someone shopped Hope Solo's pussy onto that sandwich?

>>67298343
based Esti

>>67298333
llf

excuse me,,,,, drumpfet is not my president!!!!!

uNAZI states of america!!!!!!!!!!!

Who /hignfy/ here?

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>the gf typed in 'a' on my phone and the first result was ashemaletube

>>67298287
How does that mean he wasn't an IRA supporter though?

>gets fewer votes than Hillary
>elected president
hmmm ahhh yes

>>67298388
you deserve that you cretin

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>>67298388
LOL

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>>67298362
Thank you, I'll be here all night.

>>67298343
>kuk
why? Because I want the best of both?
The lovely free scottish education and benefits while England pays for the majority of it.

Nah mate, I'm the wife who takes the rich mans money while seeing others on the side.

My youth has passed
I have not really lived fully my youth
I didn't want a wild youth
I wanted to be blessed with a partner witnessing the passing of my youth
A partner for permanent.
And I still want that,
for the passing of the rest of my life

>>67298388
>letting the gf use your phone
you fucked up badly

>watching shemale porn
really badly

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>>67298428
>Ritsu

Good lad, if Russia invades just let us know.

>>67298388
was showing my mum something before and it brought up traps in the search history, don't think she noticed or knew what it was though

Cahill is one of England greatests desu

>>67298462
Probably thought it was traps like bear traps or something.
>tfw your mum thinks your going to trap girls in the woods.

I am disgusted by 'casual sexual encounter'. That ideology of hedonistic sexual liberation makes me feel alienated from the adult world.

>>67298509
FOAL

>>67298181
citizen Trump was a sycophant who would attend the opening of a shoe-box. he probably didn't even know who or what SF was, only that his assistant told him he was a big deal amongst the Irish-Americans in NY and was good for some vaguely-related business deal he was trying to do

>>67298517
FONT

>>67298509
It's ok lad, they'll be the ones who get super Gonorrhea

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>>67298461
Sorry to burt your bubble, but Yui is best k-on.
Ritsu is a very close second.

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>>67298461
IDIOT

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only oldfags will remember the bait meme

>67298509
really need to make your hatbait more subtle lad

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>>67298331
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37951059

Trump told May in his phone call to her that he wanted a free trade deal ASAP. Gunna bolster the GBP even more.

>>67298545
you are in fact wrong
it's mugi

>>67298509
Had a one night stand before, it was terrible