1v1 no nukes

>>67293755
Everyone

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>>67293785

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>>67293755

You must really be starved of (you)s to even consider making this thread. Actually feel sorry for you baka desu senpai

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>>67293755
Britain. This would be our plan of attack.

>>67293755
dumb people would think UK easily but they dont even notice that polish stealth tanks can warp right into every places in London

>>67293755
can't fight if the 5th columnist plumbers won't work

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>>67293896

SUPRIZE MOTHAFUCKA

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>>67293755
>Who wins?
Poland, because no Polish pilots to defend Britain for us.

Is that what you wanted, Gzregorz? Are you happy now? Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE????

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>>67293995

Stupid potato nigga, we have more then just 1 line that splits into 3

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>>67293896
but no match for brilliant polish tactic developed by renowned polish intellectuals

>>67293995
Someone screencap these battleplans and Whatsapp them to No. 10. Her Majesty's Government must know

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>>67293995
Knew the Irish would fall for it. :^) The battle of Moneymore would prove a decisive defeat and result in the annexing of the Republic.

>>67294044

Whats next, dashed lines? Pie graphs?

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>>67294113

That was just a cunning ruse to lead you away while the shadow army is activated

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>>67294056
This line is thicker and more menacing than the others. It makes me nervous and, yes I'll admit it, scared.

Thank god we have Portugal on our side

>>67293755
Great Britain
+ better armed
+ better traines

Poland
+manlier men

Hard battle, but I think GB wins this.

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>>67294113
>>67294113
You underestimated us

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>>67294396
End of stage one of The Anglo-Polish war
Start of stage two.

>>67293755
>UK never lost
> wtf is poolan ?

>>67294566
somewhat uncommon flag

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>>67294479
oh shit poland is gonna use something

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>>67294850
It's time, lads

It would be closer than people think but the UK would probably end up on top.

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>>67294850
ov vey

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Tbh it would depend where the fighting would take place.
Poland has twice as many soliders, and significantly more artillery and tanks, but it's fleet is almost non-existant compared to UK, and it's airforce is also inferior.
We'd likely be able to defend ourselves, but not launch successful attacks.

Also, we have an ace up our sleeve.

good thread

UK will have upper hand during early stage. But then Polan will use "that" and

The UK never successfully invaded any European country.
Poland has never successfully prevented an invasion.

Tough call.

We'll offer Britain to divide polan into 2 parts.

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After hours of running different simulations and scenarios, I have concluded that pic rel is the most probable way it would play out.

t. Polish intellectual

>>67295637
We'll offer Poland to divide Russia into 2 parts

>>67293755
But Polabro's are one of our best allies!

If the war started in the morning, we'd be having pints in Warsaw by afternoon.

>>67296275
We'll offer Turkey to build new Ottoman Empire with blackjack and serbia

>>67294566
>>UK never lost
UK lost a shitton of wars they are one of the most combatant nation on Earth, they fought hundreds of wars

Just like Poland the difference is we were much less succesful

>>67295611
>Poland has never successfully prevented an invasion.
What about that one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Soviet_War ?

>>67297517
Anon probably means the UK has never been conquered, which is true. England was conquered a few times but the UK has never known that kind of defeat

>>67293755
Did you have a bad day at work? Sometimes I want to fight my boss aswell.

>>67297759
I was under the impression the polish invasion of the UK has already begun

>>67298051
They're our mexicans, they come over and do the low pay jobs and in exchange they get to enjoy the first world.

>>67293995
kek'd

>>67293755
>who wins
No one, not even shot fired to be honest, everybody would assume that the war is not worth the trouble because of distance and geography.

>>67298293
I don't need to go to the UK to "enjoy first world" we have Warsaw

>>67293896
you can really see the perfidy in this pic

if poland wins they would be starve to death because no toilet cleaning =/= no money

if british caliphate wins they would be die of bacteria caused by unclean toilets

>>67293862
well now he's not
>>67293755
here's another

Poland. We already have boots on the ground in britain.