/brit/

I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene
And I'm neither left or right
I'm just staying home tonight
Getting lost in that hopeless little screen


t. literally me

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/balt/

think youre a big man cos you go gym

>>67293003
>$60,000 a year vegetarian boarding school

absolutely blows my mind that this exists within a free market

>>67293038
>education in Britain is a free market

really got my gears turning

>>67293035
BULLETS WILL GET YOUR FACE CAVED IN

>>67293003
>mixing meow with anything.

christ almighty.

>>67293003
fucks sake
nobody ever called it "Meow Meow" or "Bubble" or "Meth 2.0" except the tabloids.
It was meph or m-cat

>>67293003
ah yes

shame too, the porn vids they did were alright

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Do you have spar shops in britain lads?

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Not too bad lads

I missed WBA and Bournemouth

>>67292713
yes verge is penis

>>67293048
well private education is, isn't it? Here in canada if a school doesn't accept provincial funding it can give whatever curriculum it wants

>>67293076
can smell her from here

Give me something to type lads.

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Be careful

*happy slaps everyone in this thread*

classic banter

>>67293076
ye also known as the paki shop

>>67293038
Start up funding was [rovided by some weird western version of Buddhists, who had vegetarian diet as a condition of the school opening

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>tfw no skinny emo girl sitting on my face

>Work all year since January
>Take away rent, car fees, insurance, fuel, student loan etc
>Only managed to save 6k

Ah yes, impressive

The poppy has become far too popularised, commercialised and politicised to be a symbol of remembrance.

It's worn by people who are told it's important to wear it, but do not know the reasons why and they do so through fear of being shamed as disrespectful and unpatriotic.

Prove me wrong.

Yeah it's called MCAT not meow meow.

>>67293105
where did these new age wankers raise the funds? do they expect copious donations from all their members?

>>67293076
she has such a pie face

>>67293076
>spar is dutch
mental

actually ive never done mephodrone
might try

>>67293147

you can have a donation from my member if you'd like ;)))

>>67293134
Yeah it's called Mephedrone, not MCAT.

>>67293080
embarrassing desu
try this one
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/premierleaguealltime

>>67293092
damn

would love to see them fight it out

>>67293119

>honouring war mongers

ah yes

>>67293003
>airplane mode
>wifi on

hmmmm something doesn't add up here

>>67293184
Yeah it's called (RS)-2-Methylamino-1-(4-methylphenyl)propan-1-one, not Mephedrone

roses are red,
no more energy,

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off to watch an ice hockey match with the so-called gf lads

super comfy

>>67293164
Have a friend ready and willing to take it off you or you'll blow through it all in a single night

>>67293205
Anon I think you might be an idiot

>Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker
>cohen

ah yes

>>67293089
Not quite the same in the UK.

>>67293240
like coke tbH

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>>67293119
>>67293199
How much of a brain dead piece of shit do you have to be not realise the poppy is remember those that gave their lives in our militaries? Especially the lost generation of young men that were manipulated into signing up for WW1 and never came back.

EVERY canadian child learns this poem on november 11th at some point in primary.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

>>67293252
He was a a good Jew.

paying a chubby milf £300 to sit on my face and let me rim her tonight

>>67293089
went to a school like dat
was fire

>>67293209
alri nerd

really need my willy sucked lads

might explode if someone doesn't sort it out ASAP

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>mfw Brits call chips "crisps"
>mfw Brits call freedom fries "chips"
>mfw Brits call turkey salad a "roast dinner"
>mfw Brits call a grease whisk a "fork"
>mfw Brits call the food hole a "mouth"
>mfw Brits call diet pizza a "quiche"
>mfw Brits call vegetarian meatloaf "bread"
>mfw Brits call a three-storey cream sandwich a "cake"
>mfw Brits call the bathroom a "supermarket floor"

>>67293235
What are you doing in Britland Kev?

How many lads here drink on their own at home on a Friday night?

Got Dishonored 2 arriving in the next few hours and I'm thinking about going out to get some beers

>>67293284
sounds putrid

good luck

I work 9-5 but still masturbate 3-4 times a day

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>whom
>lest
>whilst

>>67293003
I remembering wanking to this cunt a year or so ago. The webms and all

>>67293336
me

>>67293309
top tier post

sick of all this trump shit already

dunno who I'm finding more annoying at this point: the SJWs who talk like he's the second coming of Hitler, or the retards who legitimately think he gives a single fuck about them and is actually going to do pretty much anything he said he would

I'm going for a wank

>inb4 fence-sitter

>>67293275
I don't know, nor care how it is treated or thought of in your shitty non-country, you fucking self-important moosenigger. My remarks were purely based in the attitudes in the UK.

Neck yourself.

>>67293336
me every friday and saturday and sometimes sunday night haha

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>>67293309
>diet pizza
>vegetarian meatloaf

>>67293336
Me

I'll prolly grab a bottle of voddy, watch the USA/MEX game then play some Bioshock

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getting compliments on my sex lads

>People who drink casually and non-socially

wew.

>>67293275
>How much of a brain dead piece of shit do you have to be not realise the poppy is remember those that gave their lives in our militaries
doesn't matter if it's for the innocent. it is a stunt used to the advantage of people who never gave their lives, people who sent others to death

>>67293003
wew I've unironically shagged this >girl AMA

>>67293426
yeh drinking alone is pretty runty

>>67293402
>>67293393
>>67293365
don't know whether to buy spirits or beer or wine

bottle of Jim Beam is on offer atm 70cl for £13

>>67293309
it boggles the mind that the freedom fries controversy I had to actually live through as a part of massive international tension and it's now reduced to a funny meme for youngsters

>>67293119
>>67293199
ah yes edgy communist university students who want to kill all white people

Taking a nap. Thankyou much love goodnight.

Currently on a 2.5 day coke binge myself

>>67293381
It was the same war you fucking idiot.

90% of recruits in the Canadian army in 1914 were born in Britain. We did not even have a choice to declare war on Germany and AH. At least 50 men from my secondary and 200 from my town gave their lives in WW1, WW2 and Korea.

You sound like a disgusting paki
>>67293432
No, to me the poppy is an anti-war symbol. The only war I'll honour is ww2, it was the only necessary one.

>>67293426
FONT

Pinned a poppy on my plums

>>67293448
Jim Beam is shit la
If you can find bulleit bourbon go with that unless you don't care how you get shitfaced

>>67293478
you know that stuff will rot your teeth and give you diabetes

>>67293496
good lad

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>staying in on a friday

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>>67293523

i like the green one

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rate the new specs lads

>caring about the quality of your alcohol

really starting to think this fucking icelandic runt is actually a brit proxyfag

his patter fits in too well

>>67293003
http://sphirex.tumblr.com/archive

His/her tumblr haha madting

>>67293538

um normies leave pls

>>67293580
no he's just a beggy cunt

>>67293527
I can't buy anymore at least

>>67293538

Too old to pretend I enjoy drinking with others. Drinking alone is obviously superior.

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>>67293559
v cewl

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Marina, i'm pretty sure

>>67293436
Have you fuck

>>67293558
That one's good too

>>67293563

underage

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ah yes elon musk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIqHl7b1LY

the gf

>>67293475
Ah yes, the thick dribbling tit who does as he is told without caring to explore it beyond the misguided belief it makes him patriotic

You think Harry Leslie Smith is a "edgy communist uni student" too, you fucking gimp?

Trump wasn’t the only winner in Tuesday’s election. The other was cannabis

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>>67293610
anyone else noticed ian wright is a pepe?

Got called a spacker in greggs earlier lads

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>>67293654
>there will be a NYC-LA hyperloop in your lifetime

>>67293479
It's like you don't understand words.

>muslim mate supports trump
>jewish mate wants white genocide

memes are leaking into real life

legalise rolling machines

nice long set of anal beads up my bum right now

time to remove them with the same force i use to start my lawnmower

>>67293703
It's LA-SF m80

Fuck the Least Coast

>>67293712
>being mates with non-whites

piss off

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bought a bottle of bombay sapphire gonna kill it outside wit a friend gang gang

>>67293590
those tits look horrendous

>>67293747
the state of this rorke

Does anyone think to tell Slade about the ramifications of having christmas every day? Diminishing returns and whatnot.

>>67293747
at least he's got mates

>MPs will block article 50
fuck's sake

>>67293631
nah I actually have, >she was a prozzie doing incalls in shoreditch. surprisingly pretty freindly, although when I saw her >she had some nasty burn marks round her nose that >she said was from poppers

>>67293666
>Harry Leslie Smith
One of the worst human beings on the planet who needs to fucking die.

How the fuck did they get a veteran to constantly shill for Remain, Muslims, Refugees, Clinton, and all sorts of lefty shite?

>>67293726
That's why I said my lifetime, not now.

There's more than enough air travel between LA and NYC to justify a cross country hyperloop.

>>67293764
You mean Wizzard?

>>67293774
They have a right to vote in the way their constituency did

Thinking of starting an order of knights lads.

Who wants to join?

then were going to watch france - sweden at some local
got my Griezmann away shirt on nd shit too turnt

>>67293752
do you listen exclusively to shitty rap? affluent whites in north america and europe absolutely murdered this genre

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Reading Stanislav Grof's ideas on how LSD activates genetic/ancestral memories and that mental disorders are internalised conflicts between many generations of your dead ancestors

>>67293772
have some decent anglo friends though

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wtf! i hate drumpf!!!!!!!

>>67293774
Following a general election in which the conservatives will win again

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>One of the worst human beings on the planet who needs to fucking die.

>>67293723

this post triggered my spirit animal

>>67293791
I knew it was one of those two

>>67293812
Picks of shirt

Can you get me a Giroud kit?

>>67293783
>cross country hyperloop
>tfw something breaks down in Nebraska and everyone explodes

>>67293814
I listen to a bit of everything you mong but I like rap a lot
aren(t you the always angry canadian darkie? fuck off cunt I listen to what I want i could shit on u musically any time

>>67293837
why is he acting surprised at finding a note he wrote and put there

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>>67293837

>>67293860
haha you love your replica shirts and official merchandise don't you

shame you'll never understand the true essence of the football lifestyle

>>67293815
wish I had some acid

>>67293837
The fake stories they're pumping out are even more unbelievable than the ones that came after brexit

>>67293837
>>67293888
you just can't help but think that these things are fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsdAnYLvGe4

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>shame you'll never understand the true essence of the football lifestyle

>>67293893
Yea they're pretty cool compared to the shitty basketball tanks and baggy handegg jerseys everyone around here wears

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>>67293925

>>67293871
Ok so you listen to shit rap? thanks for answering my question

and sure you "shit on me musically" literally all you read about is art and music you fucking poofter

hope all the lefty snakes who browse brit have offed themselves

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I honestly can't tell which are fake and which are ironic

>>67293946
>wearing colours
embarrassing
get yourself some proper clobber

>>67293959
Are there any?

>>67293899
did a load during the summer.

once was at a festival where i took a load and watched these hippies doing capoeira and tai chi. was weird.

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>Lena Paul - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Black

can you imagine anything more humiliating then your gf leaving you for a black man?

>>67293959
they've been more active lately, mouthing off

>get yourself some proper clobber
What does this mean?

>>67293956
could batter you

>>67293987
they all crawled out of the woodwork when it looked like trump was going to lose

>>67293987
>he's not a comrade
fucking state of you lad

>>67294002
hnng

>>67294018
alri young thug

>>67294013
>acquire decent attire

>>67294034
Alri Rasheed.

>>67294013
look mate just stick to baseball yeah?
you'll NEVER understand

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Never tried acid, any advice for when I do?

just got kicked out of walmart because i took a shit in one of the aisles

now i don't want to jump to conclusions but i feel that brexit may be behind this one

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>>67294034
But I am

>>67294063
dont die

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>>67294046
wats poppin blood

friendly reminder that anesthetising your loneliness with the internet is only making things worse in the long run

I can taste blood

>>67294055
I only have one replica kit desu and I don't wear it that often

>>67294061
Baseball is SO BORING though...

>>67294063
My favourite thing to do while tripping is look in the mirror with the lights as dim as possible
Can get a bit spooky

>>67294114
>kit
fucking hell lad this just gets worse
bet you wear shinpads and everything as casual wear

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Think Courtenay/Courtney is a nice name but it has been taken over by chavs desu

>>67294074
really made me think

business idea: get free amazon prime by entering a new credit card every month

>>67294063
Make sure to use lots you fucking junkie cunt

bought the latest soccer jersey

>>67294150

until the age of 10 my parents made me wear shinpads and a bicycle helmet everywhere i went

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>>67294096

This isnt friendly, its passive aggressive

>>67294114
you absolute fucking gumshield

the state of you mate

>>67294103
alri count

>>67294150
>>67294191
I just want you lads to like me!!!

What are some good daytrips lads

Never been to Oxford or Cambridge, don't think I've been to Bath

Stealing syringes from work

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>>67294174
>Waaaaah drugs are the worst thing ever

just farted

Could care less about England v Scotland tbqh

>>67294178
FOY

>>67294251
they're degenerate is what they are

my whole team getting high off sativa

>>67294287
You're a nerd is what you are

couple of people at work keep teasing me and the girl i sit opposite, suggesting we're romantically involved, but it's funny because i'm a KHV

>>67294292
oh man, salvia fucks you up

>>67294306
>KHV

gay?

>>67294287

Ah yes I also support the war on some drugs, fuckin junkies ha *swigs budweiser*

bunch of trump supporters told me to sit at the back of the bus

im not even black, i can only imagine how bad it is for them...

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What's the creepiest thing you've done lads?

>Thinking back to that time my gf left some used underwear at my house and I said she must have lost it
>Spent weeks putting it over my head whilst I walked until the smell of her pussy went from it

>>67294272

take your yank phrases and shove them up your piss hole

unironically having a couple slices of beans on toast before the pub

runt life

The only people who complain about the term "Chav" are middle-class runtoids who think all working-class people are chavs and are offended by the term

>>67294349

found a bird i liked the look of on POF, by chance, found her while trawling friends of friends on facebook, saw she worked in a shop, went in there to stare at her IRL. also printed out her picture and came on it.

Just had a mcdonalds lads, was fucking lovely

>>67294373
slices of beans? didn't know they came in loafs

>>67294416

hope you enjoyed your runtmeal

>>67294354

Go flip off your mom you jerkweed

neo liberalism has failed

>>67294349
creepiest thing I've ever done is snog a bird way more drunk than me at a nightclub

the state of you creepy poofs

>>67293954
thats satire mate

>>67294376
this 2bh
t. non chav working class lad

>>67294420
>loafs
Where are you from :DDD

Just packed a load of poppies into a cannon and fired it at a paki family home.

give me crack
anal sex

>>67294306
play on it if you're not a weirdo lad

2bh unfollow me if you're anti sex work

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>>67294448
we neo nationalism now

You lads listen to the new ATCQ yet?

What is wrong with these fannies?

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/11/aaron-sorkin-donald-trump-president-letter-daughter

they're called cobs

just injected some skag in honour of our brave boys in afghanistan

>Colleagues at work talking about when they interviewed for my job
>The man said he wanted to go for a girl but the two girls who interviewed me with him said they chose to go with me because they thought I was adorable.

What did they mean by this? Do they mean I'm beta or that they think I'm fit?

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feasting on those

>>67294520
friend did but me not

23rd of October I googled Leonard Cohen to see how old he was

i suck balls all day just because i like it so much

>>67294543
They think you're cute, like a little puppy. You're non threatening

>>67294519
*lights britain a flame that the ages shall not extinguish*

>>67294571
Did he like it?

>>67294543
Pity, and the man might be a nonce

realised that I'm unironically a soppy romantic cunt lads

>>67294571
thought they were frog legs at first haha

>>67294526
fed up of all these queerfolk

>>67294609
>>67294596
Tbf they said they rejected a different guy because he looked too nerdy, so can't be that bad.

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I went to the arcade today to unwind and forget about all this Trump nonsense

played some racing games and house of the dead
but my favorite game has always been the punching machine game.

but this time when I went to put my tokens into the machine instead of the normal bag dropping down instead a pair of hairy testicles came drooping out with a little 'MAGA' pin stuck right into them.

I was shocked and started literally shaking, but I didn't want to waste my token so I just went as hard as I could punching that little ballbag, sobbing the entire time.
by the time I left it was little more than a puss filled swollen mess and I thought I could heard quiet moaning coming from inside the machine

if this is Donald Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it

#notmypresident

>>67294571
>those

these*

>>67294520
not yet but heard its surpirisingly good

so cute when she gets excited over how many subscribers she has <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWGT3cFEbQ

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>>67294599
good lad

>>67294582
I came here to be alone, leave

>>67294582
wehoy i seen that

What is head boy or head girl?

Might have a nap but worried about ruining my sleep pattern.

>>67294624
It's not REALLY a bad thing, I'm assuming they're older than you?

>>67294605
yeah told me it was cool

>>67294656
If the Prefects are Congress, Head Boy/Girl is President

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are larry getting stuck in against that bender palmerston

>>67294646
>>67294647
good lads

>>67294690
haha wog cat BTFO

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me

>>67294639
>>67294676
Coo
I'll give it a listen later when I'm nice and sauced up

>>67294670
They are, but we're all young adults though.

They're very giggly fit girls so I was hoping it meant they found me attractive or something.

Ah well, girls always call me cute for some reason, it's a bit shit.

>>67294642
>making a cut 5 seconds in

shant be watching this useless slag

do you love japan

>>67294682
So it's pretty much like class president like here in American schools?

Do you vote for the head boy or how's it determined?

>>67294734
Try growing a beard, worked for me. I get called cute when I have a shaved face

>Irish ""people"" who post in /brit/
>Irish ""people"" who think them being faggots who can't play GAA means the rest of us don't like it and our culture is just rip off of British culture

>>67294656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

is there actually anything more autistic, cringy and embarrassing than thehaka?

who do these actual gimps think they are? some race of warriors? do me a favour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7DzheCeuQ

>>67294741
its a very good country , one of my fav travel place and im not a weeb
don't think life as a local there is good though

THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING BAPS YOU CUNT

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>>67294741
yes

>ohio (a swing state) 52% rep, 43% dem
>texas (a republican lock) 52% rep, 43% dem

noodles my noggin how texas is going to be a swing state soon

>>67294734
cute is good lad

It's getting hot in here

is there a more reddit town than brighton?

>>67294784
Never understood why it gets so much praise
Makes me cringe

>>67294798
SPAFFED ON YOUR MUMS BAPS DESU

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>doing 2 minute silence today
>german colleague not saying anything but still moving stuff around on his desk, organising and throwing stuff in the bin
>have to break silence and tell him to shut up
>he looks angry but eventually stops
>don't talk to him for the rest of the day and he's in a mood

fucking kraut

>>67294811
>noodles my noggin how texas is going to be a swing state soon
Few more years of Paco and Juan immigrating there illegally will make Texas a Democrat stronghold.

Had problems today when I tried to explain in English that I work in what I could call a mail sorting works
Is there an actual English work for the manufacturing site where all the mail comes in and gets tracked, sorted and sent? Thanks for the help lads

>>67293003
what a title

>>67294759
Depends on the school. Might be voted in, might be appointed, might be whoever's parents pay the most

>>67294784
wew lol
this would be like me walking around in a feathered headdress and ghost dancing like some savage

>>67294811
>>67294870
It's almost as if the Democrats have some kind of agenda haha

>>67294879
sorting office

>>67294869
>this didn't happen

"Sorry I'm not looking for a relationship right now"
>in a relationship one week later

What did she mean by this?

>>67294857
>>67294903
DUDE we're so angry haha... look at us... we're like ancient warriors dude are you scared? haha bet you are AAOOOAAAA haha did that scare you? not surprised

>>67294939
that she doesnt want a relationship wit u

>>67294879
we call them letter getter centres

Post the ultimate /brit waifu.

>>67294923
quite literally did

Got banned on psn lads but they won't tell me for how long lmao

>>67294448
watch out the daneJew globalist shill might be about

>>67294869
>have to break silence and tell him to fuck up
That's it you fucked up, you lost time and now you have to wait for another year to make that time up, you'll have to extend next years two minute silence to make up for the time lost.

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>>67294958

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>>67294958

biting whole chunks out of a full block of tesco value cheddar lads

*heavy breathing*

>>67294992
nah I saw a chelsea pensioner at the Tesco metro later and he let me off

just watched the black mirror christmas special from the last series
actually really good

>>67294982
What'd you do lad?

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>>67293003
sphirex has god tier porn videos desu baka senpai
also i recognize shemale pornstars now god help me

>I don't smoke a LOT
dumb shit girls say and I always fall for it

>Elon Musk

Redditt : the person

>>67294636
good twist on the ballbag gimmick desu

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>>67294916
Thanks
So you'd use "office" even if it basically works like a factory, strange

>>67294956
>we call them letter getter centres
mmm

>>67295038
Got banned on psn

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>>67294958

The ex got married lads
lol

>>67294857
>>67294903
>>67294943
It's just white New Zealanders bending over to Maori """culture"""

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ate this this evening. purer fire

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>>67294958

>>67295049
>multibillionaire genius with a 9/10 wife
>reddit: the person
ouch would hate to be reddit right now

>>67295040
so is no mans sky free?
I might grab it then

Lads, what's your favourite thing to do?

I unironically love reading and swimming in the sea. Could literally spend my life swimming in the sea.

doing a poo


this post was gifted a 4chan Pass!
EDIT: wow! thanks for the Pass kind stranger!

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>>67294958
Darjeeling is the ultimate /brit/ waifu.

November 11 is the ultimate /brit/ husbando.

Pakipoo finally got nabbed lads

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-37954990

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>>67295095
hope a shark eats you

went to Whole Foods lads

got to hand it to the yanks, they know how to make a supermarket

was VERY expensive though, also saw Prince Harry's new bird in there

>>67294784
Would instantly chuck my bottle or a stone the moment someone started doing this near me

>>67295038
Called someone a nigger and told him to hang himself haha

>>67295096
np

>>67295135
Thanks vore fetish.

>>67295095
I hate the sea
lakes are so much better its impossible to compare
>tfw just laying on my back and floating out into the middle of a huge clear lake, no jellyfish or seaweed or mean fish to worry about

>These lads who complain about Reddit yet suspiciously know all the annoying traits of reddit as if they post there

rlly makes you think

just did a fart and it stinks

>>67295170
lakes are pretty much the reddit of water expanses
rivers are patrician tier

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Do you know anyone on /brit/ in real life?

it just wasn't like, the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
am i still ill?
oh no
oh am i still ill?

>>67295170
>>67295095
unironically have a phobia of any water deeper than my height so I can only swim in shallow water

good evneing lads one love bredren

>>67295170
Careful of the lake monsters though lad.

>>67295125

>"Clouds of brown dust" billowed from their Audi as it wove across lanes undertaking cars, Birmingham Crown Court heard.

probably curry powder not heroin dumb police lmao

>>67295095
gay bender

>>67295236
Rasheed

>>67295198
rivers are nice, I have property on a river with good fishing

but rivers also have a current and pull you down

lazy slow deep rivers are the best

>>67295198
you only say that because Great Britain only has ponds

The local lake I sailed on is LITERALLY second to none in Great Britain and the only one that would beat it in the UK is that giant lake in the middle of ulster.

>>67295236
Alri Liam

>wake up
>Trump is STILL President-Elect

hahahahaha

fuck me lads, talk about shooting yourself in the foot

>President literally doesn't want the job

crikey

>>67295258
kek'd

>>67295258

i hope that was their defence in court

>>67295254
only lake monsters to worry about here are gigantic snapping turtles, pike, or leeches attaching to your willy

>All these people that hate the sea

Is there anything more natural than feeling gentle waves come over you and feeling the sun on your face and the sound of the waves crashing as you lie there

>>67295220
I'm PS4 friends with a few lads but even on that I haven't actually messaged or played with them