/brit/

why do JFs post in /brit/ instead of their own threads

>Whilst with my ex gf I fiddled the location for tinder and matched with a korean britboo
>stopped talking to her
>started talking again but I got bored
>got a new gf
>just found out said korean is in London for a month

slid right into the old dm's, hoping I can sneak a night in and shag her one

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hmmmmm

>>67289453
prefer yours

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>lamestream media

When does the Scotland game start?

>>67289460
definitely needed to see this boring and completely irrelevant thing again

>>67289404
the guardian is such a joke

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ninth

>>67289434
jelly as fuck mate

breitbart is less biased than the guardian

>>67289453
because british culture replaced ours

>>67289519
what is this, a Schrodinger for ants?

>>67289539
no.

you just happen to agree with Breitbart more than the guardian

you sir are the one who's biased.

What time does the Scotland game start?

>>67289453
Because I'm not autistic enough to post in /eire/

>>67289577
1. you are british whether you accept it or not
2. you never had any culture of your own n e way

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jelly of me lads?

>>67289627
>you are british whether you accept it or not
then why call us jfs?

>you never had any culture of your own n e way
there are still differences, just like theres differences between scots and english. But we're not as different as most irish people make out

>>67289581
i was limited on time, so downloaded the thumbnail instead of the full image.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhpG6apCo0

so glad trudeau increased taxpayer funding to the canadian broadcasting corporation

>>67289614
>So the greatest numbers of MPs than any county.

Well yes because London is actually the capital and has 11 million people in

Why should somebody from Londons vote count less relative than mine? (pakis aside)

>I believe in representive voting
>America is notna demlceacy

>>67289692
Hitler and Trump are both fucking white males

want to do some urban exploration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUUHQZ8sqzY

got no mates though

anyone in London?

>>67289692
the reason why the hitler comparisons are wrong is that hitler won in a landslide

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imagine getting microscopically tinier to the point that your atom prolapses into a parallel universe

Am I just a sociopath or something?

Why are people getting mad at trump winning the US election?
Why did people get mad at brexit?

I've lost plenty of things but I never get mad.

maybe everyone else is insane and I'm sane.

hmm yes

Lost my virginity last week

It was with my cousin's girlfriend they'd just broken up. I was in the right place at the right time; he'd stormed out and I happened to be staying over.

Couldn't stay hard and couldn't cum so as you can imagine it wasn't great. But if the alternatives either that or remaining a KV at 24 years old I'll take it.

I want to start a self-improvement forum so that men can embrace their masculinity. But where do I start, lads? Give me some outside perspective

>>67289794
because for the first time in a long time things aren't going their way

>>67289794
I bet you do though

>>67289670
who said i was calling you JFs sweetie (:

>>67289637
could heem u and ur bint

>>67289798
>Couldn't stay hard and couldn't cum
This counts as losing your v card? not sure what constitues it really though desu

>>67289834
Obama's only been president for 8 years though.

>>67289794
I'm pretty good at controlling my emotions and just pushing them down
Who knows, maybe one day I'll just explode and kill a load of people

>>67289823
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/
Your forum will be overrun with whiny neckbeards within a week.

>>67289861
i'd call 8 years a long time

white males need to leave brit

>>67289794
People forgot the Republicans have a large voter base with high turnout.

>>67289692
what the fuck are ties even for anyway and how were they invented

>>67289794
Maybe you're just not a fucking retard who throws their toys on the floor when things don't go your way?

anyone a beta manlet here? I am

Bit mad Ireland has a population 14 time smaller than ours

>>67289794
Because your a FUCKING WHITE MALE who benefits either way

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I'M A VIRGIN

>>67289798
first time I had sex, I came in like 2 minutes.

vaginas feels different than your hand, it's like a sort of warm smelly sieve

>>67289879
That's what I don't want. I want a network of people who are willing to improve themselves instead of whiners who blame everyone else in their sad tales of woe. Is it absolutely guaranteed that I will never attract a good community when trying to build one in the self-improvement field?

crashing the (You) economy

(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

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>>67289953

>>67290001


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1XMdVWEKR

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>smelly sieve

>>67290001
Get a slapper?

>>67289908
Before modern collars they used to keep the shirt on at the top.

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"Complacency is the sign of a dying nation" - Me 11/11/16

>>67290012
so you want a less autistic /fit/

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>>67289953
>ireland
imagine living on a literal island

>>67290030
they're right about being beta but im not a manlet

honestly though this vocaroo is turning me on

Honestly we should start lynching white males, see how they like it

>>67290012
If you want to avoid it then your best bet is to start a gym and setup a private chat room for the members (or make one for an existing gym). Doing it purely on the internet won't work.

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me in every single one of these shots

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>>67290075
comfy :)

"in our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties."

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>>67290075
It's alright, bit windy 2bh

>>67290012
actually meet up with people, the internet won't get you too far

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>>67290127

>>67290115
>men crying because they lost
the fucking state of yanks 2bh

>>67290127
karl marx?

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>"in our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties."

>>67290115
cringe when people care about stuff desu

* tips fedora*

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If I was a normie I wouldn't think Trump was backed by racists and white nationalists. But because I have wasted the last year on the chon I believe he is.

>>67290127
Wrong

t. Socrates

>>67289727
Because as a said FPTP voting is cancer.

County/state voting for the government is suuperior as it effectively prevents tyrann bof the majorirty, and again, states with the most people have the highest electoral vote nunber so tyranny of the minority is mitigated.

America is a republic. The state unions formed an alliance to create a general nation. This is why state rights are a big thing.

Our anglo founders spoke heavily against the problem of FPTP and direct democracy. Hence the college.

aa farmer in Cornwall or Cumbria should have his vote be representative and matter as much as a Londoner vote.

County rights in the UK are not a thing.

I'm glad the ckllege exisys and calishits and kike yorkers don't dictate the politics of our country for enternitym

Literallly nap time
All the RC benzos are making me drowsy as fuck.

Have a good one m8

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>>67290115

wish I could cuddle with a cute lad right now tbqh

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>>67290115

Chebs girl was not interested

>>67290191
Schopenhauer

http://www.joe.ie/news/apparently-british-and-german-leaders-are-pissed-off-with-enda-kenny-and-donald-trump/566924

Everyones mad at us again lads

>>67290115
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

opinion on this yank that

types

his

statements

like


this?

>>67289879
That board is actually incredibly interesting. I've never in my life seen such a blatant, desperate display of projection, inferiority complex and general tragedy mixed into one.

Why do they all pretend they're absolute hardnuts?

>>67290256
>May
>furious
>after Trump said "shes going to be my Maggie"

Last class of the day canceled, going to head home and have a quick shower, some lunch, and then maybe even a nap

>>67290256
Enda kenny is still around? Fucking hell haven't heard of him in a while

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>>67290288
Its really a fascinating sub. /r/hapas is similar

Its funny that you can almost guarantee they are completely shy and reserved in public, yet they act like they are confrontational and confident

https://theintercept.com/2016/11/09/donald-trump-will-be-president-this-is-what-we-do-next/

ahahaha jfc pipe down runts

>>67290233
CUMBRIA MENTIONED

>>67290288
On the internet, nobody knows you're a scrawny loser.

>>67290310
Well I haven't seen any info on how she took that remark.

hello lads

>>67289453
Some JFs are fine, mainly the non-Anglo ones.

Ah yes
https://mobile.twitter.com/realVivaEuropa/status/797066325030014977/video/1

>>67290414
This.

t. 6.5 and built like a brick shithouse

Laci Green is a sexy bitch

>>67290351
>that image
surely more testosterone would lead to more baldness?

>>67290351
>anybody who is any kind of liberal/progressive/against trump/ whatever. I honestly have had a change of heart. If you see somebody who espouses racist sentiments, call their bosses and provide evidence to get them fired. If they approach you, make sure you know self defense or carry a gun. Gone are the days of being "weak liberals" time to show some strength like the old days of the Civil Rights era. They wanted 4 years, we will give them 4 years of hell!

I'm howling at it, I'm pretty sure I know of Asian guys who at least lurk the sub, they're all mad quiet in person and wouldn't say shit. The way they try to pretend they're all ready to fight is pretty funny too

Chebs girl wanted to have sex with my housemate. She had some "boy next door" thing in mind since she was his younger sisters friend.

Was not interested

>>67290438
Where's the father?

If I'm average looking why should I not have loads of sex?

I feel like I have too high of standards and should just fuck any girls thats interested that isnt a landwhale

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>>67289404
remember senpaitachi, wear your poppies, its a lot less than others had to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl8u7FwcyX0&t=30

GOD BLESS THE COMMONWEALTH
GOD BBLESS THE GOOD FIGHT
GOD BLESS THE LADS WHO MADE IT BACK & THE LADS LEFT BEHIND

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>>67290351
Wish an asian lad would say some shit like that round me
confident I could batter any asian on earth not even memeing

i said hello lads

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>>67290577
>Wish an asian lad would say some shit like that round me
>confident I could batter any asian on earth not even memeing

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turning off my dubs

but you should still beware my vampiric powers because it can strike at anytime and anywhere

t. not a gay sparkling twilight vampire

>>67290570
I let out a loud fart at the tram stop at 11:11 today

So I says to Mable I says...

Thinking of flying to china and immediately decking the first manlet chink I see

How many could I take out individually before I'm overwhelmed?

Imagine a few hundred. Just heeming every which one I see.

I imagine i'd have their birds soaking.

>>67290668
the chinese aren't manlets anymore
I've seen chinks way past 6 foot

>>67290577
Currently seeing a Chinese girl, off to China next month. I already know some fucking gimp will say something to me in broken English

>>67290719
one bell me if they start shit lad

would love to deck some chinks

>>67290747
>one bell me

alri dad

>>67290716
they have some of the tallest people on earth as well as the shortest

>>67289404
I can see it now. There will be a new culture of "Neo-Sexism" where men are taught to engage in playful amounts of banter and flirtation in public in the ways that women like it. Men will be encouraged to whistle at women in public again but only under certain circumstances with this, that, and the other, and this third thing limitations.

I think it is actually not a bad idea. It's sort of like how it was supposed to have been in the first place. You know, showing some restraint and thinking about when it's appropriate and when its not.

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FANCY SOME GINGER BEAVER, LADS?????????????????????????????

>>67290668
they all know kungfu m8, they'd fuck you right up

>>67290786
only if shes got a full on growler

>>67290747
ill have you on the line pronto mate

if there's a group of them you go for the left ill go for the right

It would be a good thing to buy books if one could also buy the time to read them

>>67290115
Has the woman who flipped the bird been interviewed yet? I suppose she will become a minor celebrity.

>>67290773
surely thats just a statistical probability because of the sheer amount of people they have aswell having diverse regions will aslo help I imagine

is the phantom typer about

Big bro is marrying some posh totty and I've got to meet her family for dinner. Got a dinner with a proper marchioness or something.

Anyway, what's the proper etiquette? Am I going to make a twat of myself by using the wrong fork or asking to go to the toilet?

>>67290850
na

the chinks had a breeding program back in the 70s and 80s to try and make people taller

and since the 90s they've been putting hormones in the water

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amerisharts are protesting still

>>67290887
>marchioness
>Am I going to make a twat of myself

Yes, but it's fine. Commoners make twats of themselves around these people every day. You'll be just another poorly educate pleb to them.

the LEFTY LIBERAL MAINSTREME MEDIER

>>67290909
hmmm

>>67290909
ah yes, yanks

>>67290909
so this is american culture

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said "pub?" in the group chat and all the lads ignored it

>>67290909
hrm
ah yes
I take these people's opinions very seriously
not overgrown babies at all.

Start work in half an hour lads

pub?

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>Are you sure you want to change to delivery? You'll lose your basket and will have to start again.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *breathEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67290990
You have a group of friends, there is nothing to be sad about

>>67290887
fish fork for fish
normal fork for normal stuff
knives don't really matter

hmm

soup spoon is round
dessert spoon is more pointy ish

don't rest elbows on the table

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>>67290990
>been 2 months since i talked to my friends

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lest we forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl8u7FwcyX0&t=30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxR-Q2VoBE

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https://twitter.com/lfimdancing/status/796852034230071296

>yanks

talked all the way through the 2 minute silence today

>>67291045

Don't use a knife for fish. Fishknives are a modern Victorian invention. The Georgians just used forks.

>>67291006
>>67290990
Pub.

>>67291081
hmm, very interesting

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>It's a Jennythevixenryan episode

So I'm listening to the part about why asian guys don't talk to asian girls about WMAF couples. I talked to my asian girl friends about it once. I don't think I would ever do it again to be honest. It was a very emasculating conversation.
It was just me and 3 girls. But we basically started talking about Tinder and compared tinder experiences. I mean, we all know that Tinder is better for girls regardless of race. And Tinder is terrible for ESPECIALLY for Asian guys in the US. When I brought this up, they all started shitting on me and bringing up my flaws for why I don't get girls. I wouldn't say I'm super good looking or a casa nova of some sort, but I can get dates. Since it was at a restaurant, I felt like they emasculated me publicly. They probably thought they were just "teasing" me. But even if they were, it didn't help that there was a white couple sitting 2 tables away from us.

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*enters /brit/*

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>>67291072
>At 8:45 a.m. the Newfoundland Regiment and 1st Battalion of the Essex Regiment received orders to move forward.[16] The Newfoundland Regiment was situated at St. John's Road, a support trench 250 yards (230 m) behind the British forward line and out of sight of the enemy.[17] Movement forward through the communication trenches was not possible because they were congested with dead and wounded men and under shell fire.[18] Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Lovell Hadow, the battalion commander, decided to move immediately into attack formation and advance across the surface, which involved first navigating through the British barbed wire defences.[17] As they breasted the skyline behind the British first line, they were effectively the only troops moving on the battlefield and clearly visible to the German defenders.[18] Subjected to the full force of the 119th (Reserve) Infantry Regiment, most of the Newfoundland Regiment who had started forward were dead, dying or wounded within 15 to 20 minutes of leaving St. John's Road trench.[19] Most reached no further than the Danger Tree, a skeleton of a tree that lay in No Man's Land that was being utilized as a landmark.[20] So far as can be ascertained, 22 officers and 758 other ranks were directly involved in the advance.[20] Of these, all the officers and slightly under 658 other ranks became casualties.[20] Of the 780 men who went forward only about 110 survived unscathed, of whom only 68 were available for roll call the following day.[20] For all intents and purposes the Newfoundland Regiment had been wiped out, the unit as a whole having suffered a casualty rate of approximately 80%. The only unit to suffer greater casualties during the attack was the 10th Battalion of the West Yorkshire Regiment, attacking west of Fricourt village.

>>67291136
its just banter you poof

>>67291112
we got an email saying we were having it then it got to 11.30 and I realised it went past and nothing happened

guessing I was talking too

>>67289460
>They hate Trump because he's arrogant, born rich, fucks around with models/actresses, overtly masculine, loud, says incendiary things, has been caught in inappropriate situations/conversations in the past and is overall right wing.

Phillip is 900x worse than Trump and Harry is going that way too. Seen saluting Hitler, wearing a Nazi uniform and is now dating some yank tv slut.

>get home
>realise I forgot to do some work that needs finishing today

oops

>>67291136
where is this from?

either way, East Asians suffer from the same shit slavs do.
Their women can look hot as fuck, but their men with their wide pie-faces look gormless little shits

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>>67291072
>>67291170

(alri flin)

Lest we forget

>>67291081

hmm

>>67289798
I "lost" mine recently as well. Started texting this girl I knew who was a bit of a loon, anyway she invited me over for sex and we started but I had to pull out basically as soon as I put it in because we thought we heard her roommate coming home.
Does that count? She sucked my dick but neither of us came and I was only in her for maybe 20-30 seconds, max.

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rate my nipple

LADS

one of my mates replied
looks like I am going the pub after all
enjoy your night in LOSERS

>>67291170
>the Danger Tree, a skeleton of a tree that lay in No Man's Land that was being utilized as a landmark
i've actually been there, theres a massive moose statue to commemorate the canadians who died

>>67291177
>>67291205
fresh from asian masculinity lad

I've noticed that a popular method of consoling themselves with their insecurity is by saying whites only get ugly asians

>>67291250
haha
have fun dickhead

>>67291250
coming out

if i see you i'll kick you and your mates teeth in

>>67291253
>theres a massive moose statue to commemorate the canadians who died
fucks sake

>>67291286
is that a tampon string

>>67289776
That's only cause he was the first

he was the entire reason the world went against that kind of person/those kinds of ideas

>>67290909
What city is this in? Dont recognize that building at all

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Rate my new jacket, lads.

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>>67291253
oh WEW
that's the Royal Newfoundland Regiment Memorial, also the largest piece of preserved land from the war
>>67291223
wew pham

would love to be a cute girl

i'd play around with my female friends and take lots of dicks on the reg, i'd settle for a beta provider later in life and let him shag me while i cheat

going to have to work from home to get this done lads

give me some music to help me along please x

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LITERALLY EVERYONE IS GETTING RAPED NOW!!!

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you reckon it's the round faced dorky looking international students that post on r/asianmasculinity?

>>67291354

Fuccboi/10

>>67291286
I need a poo

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>bwitiss press?? i-i-is that you?
>stop picking on my mixedfu
>ty

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>>67291365
bit fucked how the tree survived while all the men around it fell dead

You should be required to post with your own name and picture before being allowed to post screencaps making fun of other people.

>>67291431
I have glasses and never had these issues
but I'm not asian

its amazing what a change to your tinder pic can do for your matches

>>67291460
the tree looks dead bud

>>67291468
haha speccy four eyes

alri harry potter

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Can't Believe This Is America Now

>>67291411
funny how in the age of the smartphone there's no proof of any of this happening, yet all the documented proof of niggers beating the shit out of trump supporters is conveniently ignored

>>67291292
would say I've got the hardest group of lads in this general comfortably

>>67291431
HOWLING

I changed mine to manila and literally got like 90/100.. Ignored them all though, grim

Did the same for Seoul and got around the same result. Love being white desu

@464
[picture of a scruffy looking obese teenager wearing a hat]

>>67291532
we'll find out when your noggin goes through the window

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>In 2006 Rees-Mogg was approached in a Bristol street by three men who menacingly demanded he handed over his wallet, watch and phone. Knowing he couldn't match them in a physical confrontation, he began reciting Troilus and Criseyde whilst interjecting randomly with "Do you desire mulberry cordial and figgy pudding?". Deeply confused, the would-be assailants called him 'mental' and left without Rees-Mogg's possessions, no doubt wondering what became of the titular characters of Chaucer's work.

>>67291431
these sorts of things is why I think multicultarism will never work unless we go full socialist.

racial tensions and insecurity will always be there as long disenfranchisement and anxiety based your socioeconomic status will exist and simmer. it's always going to be butthurt whites and butthurt non-whites pulling a friendly face in public but going to their niche internet cliques in their own rooms to soothe their own insecurity.

even america couldn't fully reconcile it.

>>67291577
lol "TITular"

What the fuck have they done to the iphone OS? I just updated and everything is all fucked up.
>in before crowing android autists
if you don't have an iphone you probably don't regularly have sex

whats a negation of a numerical proposition lads

eg. 1+2 = 3

>>67291507
absolute disgrace
#notmypresident
#imwithher
#imstillwithher

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He's wearing his poppy

Why are you lads so unpatriotic?

fucks sake lads I'm such a clumsy cunt

hand slipped and I accidently killed 3 mandem

nvm got it

Daily reminder heem means analingus

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Seeded something on a public tracker to a ratio of 5.2

>>67291630
ah never mind lad accidents happen

>>67291609

2 - 3 = negative fun

oi is the phantom typer about or what

>>67291604
I have an android and I get plenty of sex
almost everyone I know has an android and a fair number of them have regular sex

iphones are shit and are for dumb people

>>67291411
>>67291509
Wait.. are normies realising all the #notmypresident posts are fake?

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ah yes

>>67291609
3-2=1

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What are ya doing tonight lads?

>FWIW, it should make you feel better that she cheated on you with an Asian guy - it means she sees Asian guys as sexually attractive (ie not just relationship material, but as hookup material too). Well, better in a relative sense.

Fucking hell lads

2 bongs lads
2 bongs

>>67291354
How many dicks have you bounced on?

>>67291709
wanking to niggers apparently

alri

>>67291709
vidya, fap, Chinese cartoons

not necessarily in that order

wife's 2 year old son just obliterated my goonies because i voted hillary

>>67291627
Don't you go bashing Moeen lad, he's from my area and I've met him a couple of times, lovely chap.

>>67291735
what part of England or Scotland are you from?

>>67291697
surely its 1+2 != 3

if you speak it

1 plus 2 is equal to 3

so is becomes 'is not'

>>67291750
I'm sure he's a great lad

It's the fatties itt without a poppy on poppy day I'm bashing on

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>>67291746
How did you know what I'm doing tonight?

>>67291764
The part without wankers like you

>>67289637
>tfw a girl will never EVER look at me like that

>>67291746
I'm starting to consider watching anime. I'm so bored of being unemployed and have nothing to watch any recommendations?

>friend and mutual friend come over
>they talk about losing their virginity at 14
haha yes lads very relatable

>>67291779
-1-2=-3

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Looks like I'm moving to the non-French part of Caneeda

>>67289776
>hitler won in a landslide
no he didn't

>>67291840
don't believe you

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Any man here not showing #respect? Ill heem you pakis and arrogant leftist students into oblivion

>>67291811
Hellsing Ultimate
Cowboy Bebop
Jojo's bizarre adventure

>>67291709
practice a bit of video editing
get a takeaway
listen to some music
have a wank
have a think

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>>67291843
yeah no probably not

remembering that one time I ran through a cornfield in the purple sunset after a long hike

felt like a film

imagine my surprise when i find out that there's a whole /int/ board just outside of /brit/

won't go there though

>>67291805
haha get to fuck
you will NEVER understand football

>>67289776
The reason that the hitler comparisons are wrong is that he stuffed the police and law enforcement with his loyalist before he took power

>>67291941
you're like those chavs who have never left hull

>People are terrified of Vice President Pence because he supports gay conversion therapy. Just a reminder that the founder of modern conversion therapy is a formerly gay White man that married a Korean women and has hapa kids.
ah yes

>>67291917
Why do you have so many chinks and pakis then?

>>67291958
lucky there isn't a powerful federal law enforcement agency that supports trump then

whats your favourite porn site?

>>67291989
a lot of them have family here and "degrees"

>>67291969

women are a bit grim tbf

would rather be bummed by the lads than listen to some bint harp on about hollyoaks

>>67291989
points only apply to white people silly

any anime grime man in

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my brain has overheated lads

>>67291863
Refuse to wear a poppy every year desu, simply don't buy into any of that nonsense.

>>67291848
yeah but i trick at least someone

>>67291746
>>67291746
>>67291746
>>67291746
>This is what british men have become

Oh how the mighty have fallen

>>67292041
rasheed

>>67291989
it's really easy to get a degree in india/china since everyone cheats
and the french test is really easy
also you can just spend some temporary time in canada and work for a bit, and then you're sorted

>>67292005

mumsnet

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put it as my tinder pic. my bio asks if i should shave

Yeah fuck you lefty cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

>>67292056

>British
>mighty


We, a group of poor farmers, conquered them in 1776

>>67292005
mless

>>67291989
most of them were rich in their home country, a lot of them got their degrees here or got jobs through their family

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seen this man in Wolverhampton this afternoon

>>67292092
to be fair, we have a lot of chink students here because they pay massive tuition fees so they can get a nice credible degree, and their studies won't be as nerve-racking as the regimental and cramming way of teaching and studying they do in their home countries.

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>>67289404
>mainstream media

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>>67291690
its getting out of hand here
Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub

the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy


if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.

#notmypresident

how is simply saying that you will renegotiate without saying how you will renegotiate or what you want from renegotiations pro business?

>>67292117

>conquered

ah yes excellent word comprehension very impressive

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>>67291917
>tfw have canadian citizenship

>>67289788
You OK there m80?

And rather than embrace it, rural and white working-class Americans are twisting and turning, fighting it every step of the way. We will never return to the days where a white man could barely graduate high school and walk onto a factory floor at 18 and get a well-paying job for life. That hasn’t set in for much of the Midwest

>>67291917
all in all, I think the points system is pretty decent.

we've largely avoided the nuisances the pakis inflicted in Britain and Lebos did in Australia

Leonard Cohen died so that we may be reminded and find inner peace in tumultuous times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqyZ2JX7Bs

>>67292214
australia has the same system, they just have to deal with the boats

>>67291917
Surely you could just be allowed to live there permanently by marrying a canadian and you'll get citizenship via that (eventually)?

>>67291917
>Literally have been offered a consulting job in Toronto before
>Literally have multiple degrees
>Never worked in canada
>Cant speak frog

I'm close. I could probably easily move if I applied again desu

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what was meant by this?

>>67292218
good post

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>>67292168
>tfw have irish citizenship

>>67292259
We came, We saw, He died! (haha)

>>67292178
t. my 8 year old son

>>67292243
its easy for Americans desu since you can just cross the border no problem and star job hunting

its only hard for Europeans

>>67292259
Caesar as in Julius Caesar? one of the mos successful and the most well know roman emperor

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Quick turn on BBC!!

It was a good day. I don't know. It was a good day.

my 8 year old daughter just heemed 8 mexicans at breakfast

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>>67292259
>Caesar is bad now for Liberals
>>67292314
he was never Emperor

>>67292314
>emperor

Imagine being a baby boomer lads. Or whatever your version of this was

Graduating high school or secondary school, not having to go to uni, and just being given a job that pays well for the rest of your life.

just got a message from the proto-gf asking how my day was lads

>>67292359
stop whining bitch

>>67292341
>>67292356
Consul then, pedantic wankers

>>67291917
>Most people on temporary visas get some sort of nomination from an employer if they keep looking, so I should be alright there.
>Have worked in Canada before at a summer camp.
>Have two degrees.
>Don't speak French (only idiots do desu).

Looks like I'm on the next boat to Canada lad.

>>67292314
>emperor

would love to see if a yank posted this

in my long johns and comfy cream woolly sweater playing with my big hard willy

>>67292381
>t. virgin NEET on bennies that will stay in tonight

>>67292410
gay

my 8 year old shouted "HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME" as I was tucking them in (hasn't chosen gender yet)
I burst into tears after I left the room

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Why do people wrap their suitcases in clingfilm?

hate the kike media lads

>>67292432
so its obvious if someone breaks into them

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>>67292432
That's a big hole

>>67292433
Post fucking machines

>>67292427
;^)

>>67292432
i wonder what abominations lurk in those cold depths.

>>67292422
haha at uni nice try

is there any chance Le Pen wins?

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>>67292428

fantastic post

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>>67292510
We must hope so

Didnt know rasheeds sold drugs

Is that common?

https://twitter.com/Wdechan/status/794245928903385088

going to get a pack of stella, fuck it.

>>67292510
well trump won so at this point anything can happen

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>guy on the left is 15 in the photo

Even when I'll be 25 I'll probably look younger and runtier than this guy

going to a PozParty tonight
wish me luck ^-^

>>67292612
cornetto thanks mate

going to naples to the original cornettos factory

anyone want anything?

Farted during the 2 minute silence

lads im completely zooted off me head right now
also some crazy shit happened todfa

>>67292578
Buy something better

>>67292675

does 'verges' mean penis in french?

>>67292675
tried to call but I got the answerphone
zooted out my nut I need to leave the plants alone

>>67292510
Think if that were to happen it would be the final wake up call for the elites to change their ways

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just ate 3 packets of crisps and 3 chocolate bars

>>67292754
tubbs

>>67292769
only weigh 10 stone but am skinny fat