/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

do a poo

have a wank

bruh look at this dood

would chin every single one of you if given the chance

doooooooooooooo doooooo dooooooooooooooo

>>67283180
no thanks

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Check out this rare pepe

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>>67283150
tfw on Bangladeshi hijab waifu to lick my feet

would methodically flykick each and every single one of you so hard in the ass, you get propelled into orbit

sippin on mud

cara

>>67283266
i'd implode you with my brain waves

When I say garlic, you say bread!


GARLIC

BREAD!

>>67283220
how do you work that one out?

>>67283291
piss off

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>americans pronounce niche as nitch

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the gf after i've successfully taken her virginity

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>>67283245

>>67283350
biche

>>67283375
lol

The boss has just said that all female staff will be expected to work full hours but will receive no pay until the end of the year, what an absolute madman.

>>67283350
what's the correct way to pronounce it then

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need a yank gf pronto

>>67283357
can guarantee she has gross looking nips

>>67283350
>americans pronounce Nietzsche as nitch

NEED the means of production 2bh

>>67283428
niamh

Gonna play some Hearthstone then Pokemon Moon later

Excited for laser tomorrow

Gonna go and buy Dishonored 2 from Argos

Also probably gonna buy Watchdogs 2 next week haha what am I like


Never do anything with other people on weekends. Went to the Natural History Museum on my own last week.

Got no mates

Have had France and Germany filtered for nearly a week. Have they improved their post quality enough to unblock them

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Ah yes, Buckinghamshire

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>>67283461

>>67283350
>Americans pronounce "Australian" as "bitch"

>>67283472
>Playing games after early adolescence

Runt

>>67283245
hmmmmm solid filename and little downscaling however .jpg with no transparent background is a real killer. nontheless a lovely little pepe that should fetch at least two (You)'s

>>67283472
laser eye treatment or laser tag

>>67283428
Knee
shh

>>67283428
like quiche

>>67283180
Good post.
>>67283232
You don't get a say in this.

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>>67283516
laser hair removal

i keep washing my hands but they never stay clean

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>>67283280
very good post

*cuts myself a slice of cake*
*you glance up at me and raise your eyebrows as if to ask for a piece*

oh sorry lad, this cake is just for me

>>67283488
No one knows this but under the veil of fascist dogwhistle language, Trump has actually been using socialist dogwhistle language. It's about to HAPPEN

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/10/no-joke-spanish-prime-ministers-party-suggests-ban-on-internet-m/

>>67283472
>Pokemon

have never understood the point of those games

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>tfw when an american says he likes quiche art

>>67283579
>the political bourgeois are keeping us down!
>make America work for the workers!
Politics is getting really weird.

>>67283572
t. lady macbeth

>>67283590
what's the point of any fucking game?

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>You've shit on the President Elect so much that the only emmisary you have is the guy you collectively hate for ruining you OWN country

>>67283590
something about catching them all, I believe

>>67283488
>seize by the the means of reproduction
what dyou reckon he meant by this

>>67283660
entertainment

from what I can tell, pokemon is not fun

>>67283702
you must have had a shite childhood

>>67283660
challenge

pokemon is 50% walking and 50% of a 1990s combat system

ahh yes, trump, hmmm

>>67283590
hello underage

if you've never taken a girl's virginity I feel sorry for you

does /brit/ consider northern irishmen british or irish?

>>67283713
No.

I played games like Half Life, Quake, Doom and Deus Ex.
Other stuff just wasn't to my taste (and still isn't)

>>67283762
i'm waiting for a girl to take mine

girls find virgins attractive right? i'm pure and innocent

>>67283762
t. nonce

*creates a rock so heavy I can't lift it*
*lifts it anyway*

just another day in the life of this 6'4 brick shithouse of a deity

>>67283781
Irish, I honestly don't care so unless they correct me they're all just Irish

reading a critique of edmund burke

>>67283573
cute, thanks toothpaste

>>67283762
never even taken my own lmao

>>67283781
indifferent, it's like 1 million people who I'll never interact with ever

if they want to be british and piss off paddies at the same time then whatever

imagine the notoriety you get from being a serial killer

all that news coverage, everyone knowing your name

24 and never taken my own life lmao

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>>67283854

>>67283787
>>67283846
state of it

it's easier to get fanny now than at any point in history, what exactly is your excuse? I'm autistic, average looking and have no friends and I get it almost every weekend

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>I played games like Half Life, Quake, Doom and Deus Ex.

>>67283688
pretty funny twobh

>>67283893
i'm not good looking

>>67283893
don't like going outside and i have phimosis so wouldn't even want to show a girl my cock :^)

manchester and liverpool vs leeds and hull war

>>67283781
Prods are Brits, Catholics are Irish

That's generally how they'll identify themselves

>>67283688
what?

>>67283904
oh smeg off Lisicki

>>67283931
neither am I mate, but there's some steps you can take to overcome your natural ugliness, get muscles, dress well, clean up your hair and skin, lose/put on weight if need be
>>67283934
turboautists like this are beyond help tbqh

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>>67283150
LITETALLY forced my 14yo cousin to use snus
Gave him enough to make him puke. Just because I think he is a fuccboi loser that talks tough but shits his pants when you try to convince to help you steal an alternator from the junkyard

also made him drink moonshine lmao

>>67283893
>it's easier to get fanny now than at any point in history
not true

anyone want to give me belly rubs :3

>>67283968
Mays cabinet has nobody who can talk to Trump so they're sending are Nige to mend fences

unofficially of course
Mr Farage is NOT (NOT) a representative of Ms May's government

>>67284009
post landabois and qt 15yo lezzers kissing

>>67284046
wrongun

>>67284005
i'm slim and dress average

the problem is my skin, it's got loads better and is improving overall, just taking time

25 now though and i feel like i've missed the boat, i'm so out of the loop on how to date or approach a girl

and is it going to be possible to pass as a non-virgin? i don't really want to admit it to someone

>>67284062
bloody prude

>>67284034
He really isn't a representative, he doesn't like the Tories and the Tories don't like him.

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So what's your plan now that India has shut down your expectations of an easy post-Brexit free trade deal with them?

Are you just going to run through the whole list of former Imperial possessions before you finally figure out that you don't own us anymore and we have no special obligation to sign unfair trade deals with a has-been island on the other side of the planet?

>>67284070
hmm, sounds like you might be transgender

>>67284070
>25 now
oh heck

might have to train yourself on teenagers before you have a go at a mid-20s girl, they'll eat you alive

>>67284046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEzeACAXbg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7uE2kw6fo

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>tfw even your friend who was a fellow kv now has a gf

>>67283461
knee-czech

>>67284103
don't think i am

>>67284122
aren't teenagers going to be worse? what do you mean i'll get eaten alive?

>>67284126
kv?

>>67284034
Boris is foreign affairs minister, why can't he meet Trump?

>>67284153
kissless virgin

>>67284126
there are some real loons out there
the kind who call you every 10 minutes when you're not by their side
trust me, you're better off alone

>>67284152
girl in her mid-20s is going to expect you to have had double figures of sexual partners by now

>>67284123
excellent thanks

pretty poor production value
https://streamable.com/g80g

>>67284220
wouldn't click this with a bargepole

>>67284204
>mid 20s
im not 40 lad i wanna bang 16-18 year olds

getting my daily dose of scotch on the rocks

got a problem? call 1800 Kiss My ASS

>>67284204
is it really so easy to tell if someone is inexperienced?

>>67284272
how about I kick your fat arse

>>67284272
I'm trying but my phone only has numbers???

>>67284264
good lad

do you have your own gaff?

>>67284324
i have housemates but no mummy or dad around r u a gril?

>>67284272
>scotch on the rocks
>while browsing /brit/

lmaoing at just imagining you L0L

>>67284315
oop sorry mate *hands you a business card*

do the millennials have it in them to riot every night for the next 4 years?

>>67284346
no mate haha

NO CLINTON
NO PEACE

>>67284355
haha check you out with your hot opinions

lookin good mate x keep it up

*takes a big sip and winks*

you know nothing kid, nothing

>>67284365
just you wait and see fascist
*tips your cornflakes onto the floor*

>>67284365
Scousers are still shouting for Justice after 26 years. You tell me

>>67284365
lmao they'll have forgotten about the election by next spring

it's just cool to be outraged at Trump now, it's a passing fad

>>67284046
actually fucking nonce

>>67284365
>>67284448
wonder how many have actually read his manifesto

if he achieves just half of it he'll be a great president for all yanks

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>>67284448
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/796900183955095552

he's already bantering them

it's gonna be a great few years

>>67284472
*admires your younger sister*
*you catch me looking and i turn surprised towards you*
you just need to relax buddy, it's a party town ;)

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me getting rid of the runts

need a shut-in gf to watch nurburgring crash compilations with

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37946713
>Facing criticism that fake news on Facebook aided the rise of Donald Trump, founder Mark Zuckerberg has strongly defended his network.

p-pls no bully, i didn't s-stump the Donald

doing a poo
tummy hurts a bit so this one is gonna be safe

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rorkes have taken over at the guardian, he's not even being ironic

>>67284541
not going to happen, no such thing as a shut-in gf, stop deluding yourself and go to the gym

don't mean that harshly but it's the truth

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What do you think lads?

Too curt?

>>67284526
out of the way lion fucking shits

There's A Rat Here On YouTube That Copied My Idea of Mixing Video With Lyrics For 'Goodbye Horses'. Now, I'm Definitely Not The First Person On YT To Have Ever Done This, But This Bitch Posted The Lyrics Into The Description of His Upload And Damn Near Copied My Info On This Song Word-For-Word, After Seeing My Version Which Was Originally Posted In October of 2010. I Just Wanna Say : Fuck You, "boss". You Trash Ass Biter.

That Truth Being Said, Let Me State That NO ONE Here On YouTube Has Honored This Great Song Like Me. I Dare You To Go Look For Another Goodbye Horses Post HALF AS GOOD As Mine...Good Luck. I Do, However, Appreciate All Of The Dick-Rickers Who Have Followed In My Footsteps. Particularly, The Cocksucker Previously Mentioned In This Description.

Unfortunately, Q Lazzarus Was A One Hit Wonder In The Late 80's And Hasn't Made A Song As Good As "Goodbye Horses" Since And Although This Was Her One And Only Notable Hit, It Lives On In Film, Television & In The Great Musical Genre Known As The 80's.

If You Are Not Interested In Reading Anything, That's Fine...I Suggest You Click 'Play', Shut Up, And Let The Music Play. Kick Back & Enjoy This Forgotten Masterpiece.

>A fantastic day in D.C. Met with President Obama for first time. Really good meeting, great chemistry. Melania liked Mrs. O a lot!

ROARING

THAT'S IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG

reckon i look quite okay today for once
going out in a bit ready to impress the birds haha

>>67284567
The Guardian has gone full retard.
I cannae wait til it folds and dies off.

memba the moomins?

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>>67284567
He's not wrong

*starts from the beginning*

*turns my headphones up*

the name's byrne
timothy byrne

>>67284613
she's so fucking OLD

>>67284610
>that period about 3-4 days after getting a haircut when your hair is just on point all the time without even trying
love it

>>67284567
>Go and fight for me in this pointless war because I've been appointed by God

This is what the left has became.

WE'VE GONE FULL CIRCLE LADS.

THE RIGHT PROMOTES SCIENCE AND WORKING CLASS RIGHTS WHILST THE LEFT PROMOTES AUTHORITARIANISM AND WANT WHAT THE FAT CATS WANT.

I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSING MY MIND

>>67284613
i gues she made a lot of good friends meeting all those government people all over the world for all those decades
must be heartbreaking to be last man standing after a lot of people you knew died

>>67284611
shut the fuck up cunt

>>67284613
fucking slag

>>67284656
yo momma so old when I told her to act her age she died

>trump
>brexit

2016, the year ignorance and bigotry won

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>THE RIGHT PROMOTES SCIENCE

>>67284656
Her mum lived 102 years I think

not bad for inbred genes

>>67284679
>must be heartbreaking to be last man standing after a lot of people you knew died

aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1VCPoN9GI

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>>67284611
>Gone

>>67284693
funnier than it has any right to be

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grj0ffXzTFA

>>67284720
>opinion

nice try

>>67284704
Thunderf00t had a very intellectually stimulating take on this topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i80qaETtw8

>guardian designate an entire colour scheme to marking out opinion pieces that don't reflect what the guardian believes
>people trot them out to laugh at the guardian
>i'm actually laughing at their stupidity
feels good being realy clever

lads lads lads
boys boys boys

been on /brit/ for 3 years and I haven't once clicked a youtube link on here

>>67284746
Will not be watching this video and thus having my future suggestions littered with alt-right huffpuffery

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>>67284761
What now

>>67284658
yeah didn't get a haircut but went for the full grooming and look literally on fleek
precious time doing that is prob gonna be wasted because I'm not having anything special but it's still nice to look like an angel once in a while

hey boy

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things are gonna be alright lads

>>67284746
Feel sad for this guy desu, his videos used to be semi-educational but then he started making long, autistic rant videos about something some feminist blogger said and things went downhill from there.

>>67284792
you cut out the bar

who /bandofbrothers/ marathon here

shan't ever be stepping into a 3 ton metal killing machine otherwise known as a 'car'

>>67284789
Tunderf00t is left wing actually.
Was anti-brexit and pro-hillary.

Very attractive man too.

listening to ride and opening my third eye lads

>tfw no overconfident french bf

*looks for something to be angry about on the internet*

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>The Guardian giving a platform to mentalists is nothing to do with The Guardian

*cycles to work*

slow your roll

Spleen is in incredible pain.

Doctor said no appointments for over a week. Bummer.

>>67284954
Bindel is right about some things wrong about others

shock horror

>>67284797
make them whistle like a missle?

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>>67284912
The globalists
THE FUCKING GLOBALISTS

>why yes i do prefer to read news sources where opinion is mixed into the news, giving it the appearance of fact

>>67284994
that's broken britain for you mate what did i tell you all

>globalism is being rejected
>nationalism on the rise
>the EU is the home of globalism

hmmm makes me thingk

>>67284954
Brand? Aside fromt the spirituality nonsense he's actually really informed on politics, the economy, parliment etc.

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>dead uncle

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had to write down the name of my closest friend on a form at school and I wrote www.4chan.co.uk/brit

>>67285059
>4chan.co.uk
ah yes

>why yes I am unable to use basic comprehension to distinguish opinion from fact

just ate a baby ama

just ate a babybel ama

I haven't made intentional eye contact in 6 monthd

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>Some MPs 'ready to vote against triggering Brexit'

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>>67285053
>>67285053
>he's actually really informed on politics, the economy, parliment etc.

>>67285127
ironic this

couldn't explain how though

>>67285152
maybe you need to make intentional eye contact with your keyboard

just ate a baby's bell ama

>>67285160
this post made me yawn

>>67285175
wrongun

>>67284009
>tfw no snus for sale in the UK

Was trying to get some for situations when I can't smoke for a prolonged period

article 50 needs to be triggered soon so the lefties shut the fuck up about it

why would hitler speak english

want do cummies inside a girl

NOW

>>67285234
Umm most of them are right-handed sweetie x

>>67285234
if only article 50 was as easy to trigger as the lefties who oppose it hahahahakillme

so lads... chinas still the most powerful country yeah? trumps not gonna be able to halt americas decline

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>>67284792

yanks are pure degens

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>>67285280

hair is silky smooth

>>67285278
dunno haha
*plays fifa*

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>>67285280
>>67285299

I only write in cursive
Is this autistic?

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>>67285280

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>>67285351
*throws faeces*

>>67285162
Well he is?

Go watch The Trews archives sometime, constantly explaning or criticising cabinet actions in depth. Most people can't even name them.

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>>67285365

>>67285365
drummer from the roots lookin ass

how am I supposed to count calories on christmas day?

>be me
>do something
>post about it on /brit/

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>>67285365

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>>67284684
AH

remember frankie boyle

>>67285399
>children
>16 year old

Clinton set for popular vote victory by as much as 2 million

im ehite and I only have 1 black friend desu

>>67285399
Pete Burns is ded?

F for the classical era maymay meatspin

>>67285419
For social services purposes, child is 17 years, 364 days(+1 in a leap year), 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds old and below.

>>67285399
even if you were to classify 16 year olds as children there's no way the person in that picture is 16 years old. Looks at least 25 if not 30

>>67285415
*tells you about things people do in Scotland*
Haha yeah

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>>67285399

>>67285469
being in the sun ages you quicker you bloody racist he's not a day over 10

>>67285426
Popular among liberal and millennial degenerates.

>>67285426
more people live in cities than in rural areas

this isn't news

potato ______

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>>67285419
Nigga looks 40.

>>67285481
>Is there anythign worse than a man who cries

Wow, fuck you Eva Wisemansteinberg

>>67285521
gratin

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>>67285481
this is enraging

>>67285523
blonde one could get it

>>67285481
Oh fucking hell. It's all feminists and pakis.
What a fucking rag.

>>67284965
*Runs you over*

>>67285528
shut up batty boy

>>67285528
you should probably read the article rather than the title (which they don't write)

>>67285469
The fat sheboon Dianne Abbot is throwing a shitfit and screaming down anyone who wants to check their ages as a racist.

making some cheeky additions to my playlist

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tites?

>>67285565
>>67285574
Shut up apologists liberal retards.
There's a very good reason why most of the Guardians articles DONT have open comment sections, this insane shiteating would be exposed.
Hence why they deleted 100000s of comments and banned 1000s of people from posting over the years.

F A G G O T S

>>67285552
The grunian is a clickbait rag on the same level as the huffington post or gawker.

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>>67285586
facts are racist

>>67285617
how cheeky are we talking?

Name a famous British comedian without a gimmick.

10 seconds.

>>67285635
t. got banned from the guardian comments section for posting "gas the kikes"

>>67285641
The only fact is that they say they're under 18 and social services agree they can't prove they're adults or not.

Innocent until proven guilty. Child until proven adult.

Too many women in non third level education

>>67285629
She got so triggered by Trump winning on twitter.

some days i feel bad for the guardian, but then i open up dailymail.co.uk and everytime, within seconds, im screeching at what the runts of this country consider to be "news"

>>67285650
i usually group everything by genre but i put them all into one big playlist and now i'm just adding anything i want

i can have carly simon then the offspring

literally do not give a hoot

>>67285635
They always have the comments open and most of the time they go against the author, especially as of late. Go read any Polly Toynbee comment section.

>getting elected despite having less votes

hmm very hitleresque

>>67285673
saying to somebody that you're under 18 doesn't make it a fact without evidence

should cut the 'fugees in half and measure the rings like a tree to see how old they are

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>>67285372

>>67285673
Adult until proven child, the burden of proof is on them to prove their claim you stupid twat.

>>67285716
>come third in popular vote
>get one MP

Agreed

I am greek

>>67285681
I'm pretty sure Paul Dacre is going mental. The Mail's headlines keep getting worse and worse.

>>67285666
Charlie brooker

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>>67285754
t. Roach

>>67285681
The mails biggest readership is yanks actually.

>>67285716
Say that to Obama

>>67285728
>Adult until proven child

All that does is risk sending some 6ft 14 year old into an adult prison. In the 1st world we act in the best interests of children, and that includes protecting those who might be kids just in case, Mtumbe.

>>67285781
ah yes this improves its content in my eyes

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need tites gf for xmas

been starting to smoke rollies lads might look like a povvo but at least its cheaper

>>67285716
>both use racism to rise to power

>blames immigrants for countries problems

>proposes mass deportations

trump is very hitleresque

>>67285666
Jasper Carrott

>>67285716
>>67285733
Proportional representation is literally how the Nazis surged into power.

>>67285809
she's ugly.

>>67285714
>Giving clickbait clicks

>>67285811
rolling is fun too

>>67285833
stop whitelashing out at me bigot

>>67285800
> In the 1st world we act in the best interests of children
Get out of here bleeding heart, children are not more valuable than adults

bet a behavioural psychologist would have a field day with /brit/ and its users

it's unlike any other area of 4chan

How do I zoom in on 4chan? The words are too small

>>67285684
that's fucking mental lad

>>67285842
got no problem with rolling but it's just more practical to pull a ciggy out and light it

Is something wrong with dailymail?
I like to read it sometimes

>tfw no smelly bum gf

>>67285874
sit a bit closer to the screen

>>67285874
use the scope

>>67285866
>children are not more valuable than adults

They are however more vulnerable. Which is the point of affording them special protetions

>>67285876
yeah i've started taking more risks as i've got older

>>67285872

has anyone ever done an academic study on 4chan?

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So lads I just saw this.

Yet people will still claim Brexit had nothing to do with racism.

>>67285877
if you smoke inside rollies are much better, don't get ash everywhere and zero chance of burning your house down

>go on a tram
>die

what the fuck is a tram anyway

>>67285937
train on a road basically

>>67285800
Doesn't work like that my soft headed student friend.

A middle aged man claiming to be a child isn't accepted as such without proof like dental checks.

Even if you were a retard and did as you say for the best interest of the child, there have been several incident of people taking in adults and the adults then sexually abusing the families children.

That is sick and wrong, but shitskins like you are fine with child rape.

>>67285956
a bus?

>>67285956
>train on a road
you mean a bus?

>>67285814
>had 40 years in showbusiness before golden balls

feel ashamed not knowing that 2bh

>>67285919
D A F T I E S

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Please help is too small

>>67285971
>>67285975
nah its a bit different

>>67285924
true true but I smoke most on the time on my little balcony so the foul smell doesn't stay in. only smoke when the weather is bad
yeah noticed there was less ashes and stuff that's cool. also it uses less tobacco for a cig and I think a cig pack lasts way longer than the classic 20cigs pack

>>67285908
So, by analogy, if a vulnerable child comes into my house it becomes my responsibility to protect it?

No, it's the responsibility of the parents, and if they don't have any parents they must fend for themselves as nature intended. People who claim to be children are just trying to shift their own responsibility onto others and by extension are trying to leech off the system

In the 19th century in Europe children worked shifts in factories as if they were adults. What changed? The liberal agenda has made people soft and is more than happy to force others to adopt responsibilities which are not theirs in order to assume some the moral high ground

>>67285996
*sits closer to the screen*
looks alright to me mate

>>67285919
Hey rabbi,

Whatcha doin?

Who /SilkCutPurple/ here

>>67285996
theres a zoom thing in the options of your web browser I think

>on the bus earlier
>crowded as fuck
>two paki girls get on
>one is wearing a veil
>her eyes are nice and dark, good makeup
>only space to stand is right in front of me
>could feel her bum and tight body pushing up against me
>just wanted to rip her veil off and reveal who she is before smashing her

the mystery was a real turn on, going to get the bus more often

>>67286021
did laugh but wouldn't put it past NA to do this

>>67285980
>he hasn't seen Jasper Carrott do stand-up
fuck off, kid

>>67286057
>>67286057
>>67286057

cheeky little cunt, musta been about 14, just walked into my living room bleeding from his eye saying some cock and bull story about someone bombing his house and family and asked if i had any water or bandages

told him to get his own bloody parents and threw him out the front door aha kids these days

>>67286043
>>on the bus earlier

you mean the tram?

>>67285996
ctrl + +

>>67286037

silver

>>67285996
*smiles to oneself*
*prepares a snarky comment*
*questions motives*
*extends olive branch to runtkind*
press ctrl+0 you melt

>>67286062
LITERALLY exactly what i would do unless he could provide evidence

>>67286049
Promotional stickers, yes.

Straight up calling themselves Nazis which sjw call them? No.

>>67286082
he was white though...
really made you think there didn't i

>>67286172
doesn't matter if he's white or not, little runt shouldn't have got bombed if he didn't want to have no home

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>>67283528
>mfw Brits call egg salad pot pie a "quiche"