/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /ur_mum/

/balt/

4D women are kind of important.

First for memes

is there anything like an arse deoderant? my crack gets so sweaty so easily

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YEAH THE BOYS

>>67279356
shave it

>>67279364
Oath cunt is that real?

>>67279368
nah

>>67279379
Bloody oath

>>67279356
>put rose petals into a bowl of water
>add 100ml of spiritus (DONT take vodka)
>leave it in a shady place for one day
>use the resulting extract on your buttcrack

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Hmm, I thought estonians were giants.

How go I obtain a gf

>live in a country with 54% women
>still can't find a gf

>>67279828

>good looks
>6+ft tall
>muscular
>12% bodyfat
>7+ inch dick
>6 inch dick circumference
>6 figure salary


These are the MINIMUM requirements for a gf.

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>>67279828
>>67279901
>>67279938

>>67279570
uhhh sounds fishy

>>67279976
We are talking about girlfriends. This is a concept where you become close friends with a girl. Each of you talk to one another and you stick your penis in her vagina over and over. And kiss and hug. Its very comfy.

Maybe when you stop being a faggot Sweden you can experience this.

>>67279901
probably because hot girls must make up less than 5%

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>>67280107
>have already a gf
>read a list of memes
>get reply with a meme in a meme
Hmm

>>67280131
>wojak eyerolling at very hihg speed.jpg

why the fuck do foreigners come to threads where they haven't been invited to?
make your own general if one doesn't exist

>>67280056
You're buttcrack is gonna smell fishy if you don't do that
Remember that girls smell stuff like this even through clothing

>>67280161
>make your own general
You first.

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>>67280131
You best start believing in memes, Ms. Turner.
You're in one!

>>67280221
>shituanian talking shit
gtfo ivan

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>>67280235

>>67280161
>>67280221
>>67280237

Great, retards gonna argue again. Just when I was trying shitpost these two start again.

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>>67279901
that's cuz ur ugly xxxxxxx-DDDDDDDDDD

>>67280259
i appreciate your post

>>67280300
And I appreciate your digits.

AAAAAAAAAAA
*sneezes*
CHOO

0-5 3D, 6-9 2D and dubs futa

0-8 you all kill yourselves
9 i kill myself

The sun came out. What are the odds to have vitamin-d deficiency here.

shit thread tbf

>>67280458
what about dubs

>want to go to Australia
>fucking terrified of spiders

I'll be ok if I stay in city centres, r-right?

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>eating marshmellow from open fire
feels good mang

>>67280472
NYAAAAAAA

>want to go to UK
>fucking terrified of muslims

I'll be ok if I stay in city centres, r-right?

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Applied for a firearm licence

>>67280516
what's it like having snow in winder DDD:

>>67280541

r8 my rusemanning

>>67280576
i applied cum to ur mum's face haha

>>67280583
Chilly and comfy, specially good when you have warm chocolatemilk and marshmellow and nice food.

post /classy/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTPsumjfTA

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>Applied for a firearm licence

>>67280583
It's fun
But it's shit than it melts and turn everything into a swamp

>>67280628
I'm planning that too when I get back, I heard that it's actually pretty easy?

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>>67280598
Me on the right you on the left

>>67280614
Fatso.

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>I'm planning that too when I get back, I heard that it's actually pretty easy?

>>67280614
nice. you should try milo, it's a classic australian chocolate powder

>>67280636
drain de swamp :D

>>67280484
fuck off fag don't come here

>>67280583
I don't like snow. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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>>67280682
sorry, I forgot to tip myself

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>sorry, I forgot to tip myself

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>>67280670
>197cm
>87kg
>not fat
Feels birthday

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>>67280742

>>67280757
Please. You only talk about food all the time. I bet you're just some unkempt neckbeard who lies about his looks on anonymous imageboards.

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>I bet you're just some unkempt neckbeard who lies about his looks on anonymous imageboards.

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>>67280742
dahnald...

hey can you give me attention, fedora + katana poster?

>>67280823
Personally, I think that dahnald is one of the best memes of 2016

>>67280797
???
But I have never said anything about food and what I usually eat is either salmon, rottenfish, soup+rye bread. So don't know what you're on about famalama

>>67280757
lanklet

>>67280661
So are you actually in Japan? Post proof

>>67280871
I can give you 7cm if you want, just don't know how.

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>hey can you give me attention, fedora + katana poster?

>>67280873
I already posted proof, too lazy now, what's in it for me anyway? Am I gonna get a blowie?

>>67280868
Okay sorry

>>67280905
thanks

>>67280899
>7cm dick
but you should be heavier

>>67280636
is Belarus honourary balt?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-11/police-warn-owners-to-keep-their-pets-indoors/8019084
>Pet owners in the Bridgewater area north of Hobart are being urged to keep their animals inside at night, amid fears pets are being deliberately set alight.
Ah yes, Tasmania

>>67280873
>>67280917
can confirm
hes posted his gaijin card before

captcha: frei ausfahrt
:DDD

>>67280923
Belarussians are the real Lithuanians pham.

>>67280917
you should visit the suicide forest before you return

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>thanks

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>>67280918
No problemo famalama
>>67280922
>aussie anon has 7cm dick
m-mate i don't know what to say, is there no meds that can help you?

>>67280917
Wew, lad. I was just asking a question. If you're really in Japan what are you doing there?

>>67280923
yes, their name says they're white russians which is basically a balt

>>67280922
nah 87 is average
80 would be lanklet
100 is /fit/

Faggots

>>67280961
>tumblr file name

hmm

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>tumblr file name

>hmm

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>ispanu kilmes

>>67280956
though about it, maybe during winter holiday, hopefully my Lithuanian instincts won't kick-in

>>67280983
studying

>he's still at work

>>67281021
>he renamed the file after every social media website that is popular

trying too hard

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>he renamed the file after every social media website that is popular

>trying too hard

>>67281028
bent ne lotynų etruskų ar dar bbž ko pavadino

>>67281074
Stfu

>>67281074
nu mano debiliškai galvai reikėjo gal 10 sekundžių suprast apie ka jie čia šneka. Aišku visiška šiknaskylė tas delfis, bet reikia is kažkur naujienas gaut

>Australian media keeps mumbling on about the election

Didn't realize I was American haha

>>67281090
>>67281039
>>67281021
>>67280994
>>67280961

>>67281028
>Lithuanian instincts
???

>>67281028
What are you studying in Japan?
Also getting a gun in Lithuania is pretty easy

Kinda want to move to US

>>67281121
kiwis are the true Australians, you are just tanned yanks

>>67281142
its a big place

>>67281121
>watching/reading australian media

>>67281142
Me too, desu. What state do you want to move to?

>>67281140
That's what I heard

>>67281137
>le suicidal Lithuanian meme

What's the whitest major city in US?

>>67281150
filtered

>>67281189
Detroit Rock City

>>67281189
Oregon maybe

but major cities ARE where the niggers are

>>67281225
>city
I thought you chinks were supposed to be smart

>>67281282
I meant Portland whoops

>>67281282
CUNT

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Aussies post drinks

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>>67281414
They sell Saku beers in Japan, have you seen them?

>just asked my mum how I can stop being afraid of talking to girls
>"just stop being afraid haha"
Fucking cunt.

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Hehehe

>>67281461
Nope, will check next time I go to the shop, but I doubt super-markets have them, maybe only some specialized shops. The only foreign beer I've seen was the American Budweiser and Blue Moon

>>67281483
shouldve smacked the loudmouth cunt imo

>>67281483
how did you talk to your mum if you're afraid of talking to girls???

>>67281499
Did a little google and they sell it mainly in Nagano prefekt in a town called Saku.

This is your new mission now.

>>67281516
It actually took a great deal of effort for me to start talking about the topic, since I'm also really awkward around my mom

>>67281635
do you have friends?

>>67281572
That's like a couple of hours from here, but probably gonna cost something like a 100 euro. Also a funny thing I met some Latvian girls here, both carrying Russian surnames. Also one totally qt Estonian

>>67281653
no

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i live in a lie

only important post in this itt

>>67281653
Yes of course, my niggas in /balt/!

But outside of that not really, no

>>67281720
she's so fucking cherry it hurts man

>>67281726
fuck off TA

>>67281720
Yeah, camera settings are all wrong and out of focus, not even gonna criticize the composition and lighting.

>>67281734
watch this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuPtrBufy5Q
it'll change your life

>>67281734
yeah ur fucked tbqh

better join the balt nolife club

>>67281720
As a powerlifter i must concede that i have a nicer ass than that girl

>>67281804
i have a nicer ass than most of the girls i know and meet

sluts need to hit the gym

>>67281794
I doubt it

>>67281845
I bet shes the usual cardio girl who eats muesli.

t.kettlebell master race

>>67281855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut7gABosyzU
just watch this shit man, it's the golden age of American culture

>>67281845
This. If narrow hipped men can get better asses than sluts then they have failed as roasties. Seriously, women take their bodies for granted

>>67281867
SS and Texas method are the most superior routines for strenght and mass. Im 190 and going for that bear mode

>>67281794
Gonna torrent it since it looks funny
Don't think it'll help though

>>67281871
I stopped doing squats cause my arse was getting phat tbqh

women just need to not eat like fucking pigs and squat, yet most can't even accomplish that lmao

Latvian posters are almost non existent since Mikoto got hit by a tram. Further proves how much of a samefagging cancer he was

>>67281931
sure, it's a damned good movie, the funny thing re-watching it for maybe the 6-7th time I noticed how much the word "fag" is used, I mean that shit wouldn't fly today

>>67281869
I don't want to watch people having fun like in Dazed and Confused, it just makes me depressed

>>67281981
who dat?

>>67282009
some anime tripfag

good morning lads, how is everybody

preparing to walk my yorkie and brewing some coffee

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>>67281993
look at what the poster says: "BETTER than Dazed and Confused" man that movie is dogshit compared to Stoned Age. And I might mentioned that Stoned Age has a deeper coming of age narrative weaved in, though in my opinion it only detracts from the movie. Anyway, yeah as you said the main appeal is watch other people have fun and remember when you did similar shit with your m8's. I guess otherwise it can make you depressed, but you shouldn't take shit that seriously anyway

>>67281981
He really got hit by a tram? HAHAHHAHHA, what a klutz

>>67282083
As a og weeb, what is ur opinion on western weebs

>>67282097
I'm Lithuanian and I think weebs are cancer. I mean I watched a couple of animes in my life: DBZ when I was a kid, and I actually watched Initial D like a couple of years ago, but I think the weeb (((culture))) is horrid. Most of those people are very socially awkward, tend to laugh loudly a lot and shit, but then again most Americans are like that, so I don't even know

jonesing for some ice cream rn ngl lads

>>67282083
>remember when you did similar shit with your m8's
unfortunately doesn't work for those who were too anxious to go to parties and such

>>67282144
Expanding on that, if you like animus it's ok, just keep that shit to yourself, discuss it with friends if you want, but come on it's fucking cartoons not a way of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw

>>67282161
Sure, also why are Aussies IRL not amused by my "Dingo ate your babby" "joke"?

What is the Russian "culture"?

tfw no one says good morning to me, not even my fellow liths

>>67282144
It's not only that, but the mentality it brings with you. If you have good alpha friends who somehow still hangs with you, you learn from them and act like them.
When you only have weebs for friends you can only sink lower and have no one to look up to, only them dragging you down.

>>67282165
NYAAA NYAAAAA

>>67282256
good morning friendo

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>>67282232
Dostoevsky, Pushkin and meme watches

>>67282256
Good morning, chap

>>67282271
True, it's not just weebs, just the general social hierarchy works that way

>>67282308
fat

>>67282165
Why does someone keep saying burn the witch in the background?

>>67282308
>i went on a holiday to greece and look at my 200euro brand watch

every time

>>67282219
>why are Aussies IRL not amused by my "Dingo ate your babby" "joke"?
i don't know maybe one of
a) it's overused
b) a dingo did actually eat a baby
c) it happened in 1980 so most people you talk to probably weren't alive when it happened

>>67282324
It's not my photo

>>67282332
I'm pretty sure it's a Monthy Python meme, though I've never seen their movies or skits or whatever they did

>>67282308
>Dostoevsky, Pushkin
>good
Hello Ivan

>>67282332
to burn a witch

>>67282308
My little brother is like that. I want to kick all of his friends asses and then his as well. They are like /r9k/ and I don't want my brother to be a faggot like this.
Meanwhile I have worked in jobs that won't tolerate fuck uppery. God damn.

>>67282366
that watch actually costs 50 bucks

>>67282367
I'd pick c), because the seem impressed when I know "bogan" (which Americans don't even know) though it's probably overused too

>>67282393
Dostoevsky was pretty good and I never read Pushkin

>>67282411
How old is he? I think most people grow out of it by 18-19

>>67282219
They just can't handle the bantz

>kicking someone in the ass will make them change their opinion
lmao at your logic

>>67282451
Just turned 18, let's hope he'll be alright. Still, the friends he has, are dragging him down.

*kicks your ass*

Hey neckbeard, yea you, the one who works at G4S. I've seen you riding in Tallinn. Fucking hell man. What is wrong with you? God damn man.

>>67282458
probably that, the Englishmen I usually ask if they love the Queen and make a shitty impression of the accent with "bloody hell's" and apparently those buggers actually want to shag the queen

>>67282506
Still a lot of time, though if you could get him into a good menial job like construction it might help him. Still if your family is good he should be good, we have this saying in Lithuanian: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" and fuck, maybe they have the same one in English

Is the correct noun form for "hating something" hate or hatred?

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>>67282411
He's going the right way.

*feels a lot of hatred for weebs and japshits*

Any body here joined the military or recommend it?

Considering joining the ADF or RAAF

not sure for exactly what though

>>67282607
You mean "pinecone doesn't fall far from the stump"? :DDD

>>67282638
hatred

>>67282652
pls noo

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Kas ir Lāčplēša diena?

>>67282717
Is that the Estonian variant?

Also post good drinking music, hitting the bar in about half and hour and they don't allowed my music there (though I got them to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IerahEMmYZk)

>>67282691
I tried to join the army earlier this year. They knocked me back because it had been too long since I had been in the workplace (one year) and barred all future applications for 9 months. They were afraid I had somehow forgotten how to function in a team based environment or some shit.

So be sure you've had recent workplace experience under your belt or they'll do the same to you. Even if its just a week of volunteer work.

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>>67282777
ohhh look at dem trips boi, janny come at me you fag

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>>67280161
Don't bully, pls

Dude weed lmao

>>67282791
work experience for the army?

christ the fucking state of this

>>67282827
hey natasha

>>67282777
If you can play this, then you're a god for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taQvvuQD8DM

>>67282870
DADARADA
DADARADA
DADADARARARADA

just woke up and now going to poop

>>67282929
me too thanks.

should I microwave a meat pie or sausage roll?

please respond quick

>>67282870
I mean I could, they don't actually ask what the song is before I put it on, you just ask the bartender if it's cool if I play a song and walk up to the computer (which apparently is an Apple with one button mouse and I barely could fucking use it.) Look, today is Friday so it will be a shitload of people and they generally don't care if people get behind the bar, especially after about 1AM, if it will be a big crowd I might sneak it in and film a video as proof, though no promises

>>67282957
second one

>>67282957
sausage rolls are the best

>>67282849
HI

Y'all need to remembah that this country was built on the backs of black slaves who got nothing but racism in return

>>67282968
Ohh yess please!

>>67282833
Yep, to say its retarded is an understatement. I live in the state with the highest unemployment rate, in the area in that state that has the highest unemployment. I couldn't find employment no matter how hard I tried, so I applied for the army, in which they told me I needed employment.

I seriously wish someone at some point in the application process told me this shit. I would've gladly spent a month before my application doing volunteer work than applying and getting told to fuck off for 9 months.

>>67282870
Sick music

>>67282990
fuck off before i throat punch youre bitch ass Tyrone

>>67282989
you never replied to my email!

>>67282975
thanks

>>67282981
thanks

sausage roll it is

barbecue sauce or tomato sauce then?

also need a very quick response

>>67283041
why would you need sauce for a sausage roll

>>67283020
Send Odens.

>>67283036
kill yourself retarded virgin

>>67283101
You want Odens snus? Just visit Finland there should be some store selling.

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>>67283015
I suppose it's obvious they don't want useless autistics to join, but still its fucked

>>67283066
what would you know about sausage rolls you fat american yank fuckwit?

>>67283108
oh hey it's you

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Can't wait for another Estonian power hour

>>67283128
apparently not much

>American yank
bit redundant isnt it?

>>67283036
Haha, sorry, I was busy hanging out with my new bf

>>67283169
Well it's funny to read their posts.

>>67283176
i'm sorry you had to settle for someone worse than me

>>67283128
useless autistics are the best people for the army, 'Straya is just making bad decisions

>>67283174
never respond to me again about sausage rolls shitfuck

tomato sauce it is

Okay, I'm pretty much going out, have a good one

>>67283169
"you wot m8, ma räägin sulle, ma annan kõigile peksa, slaavid hurr."

Yeah no. Everyone gets butthurt. Shitposting and proper dialoge stops.

>>67283273
bring us back something yeah ta

>>67283273
thanks for blogging, everyone cares so much about what you do

Just had to beat the shit out of my little brother because I caught him drinking alone. I don't know what to do with this kid anymore, ever since he started watching anime it's been getting worse and worse.

>>67283310
yep, they do :^)

>>67283310
This.

>>67283212
He's actually very alpha and rich. And he just so fun to talk with. Hehe

>>67283330
No we actually don't

>>67283330
kys

>fellow countrymen being mean to a lithuanian-turned-japshit

have some shame

>>67283434
This is is like Estonian power hour all over again!

>>67283273
>I'm pretty much going out
is this code word for suicide?

>>67283128
Well, my case manager was a bro, and told me that both he and the application manager were super happy with how much I knew in relations to the job I was applying for and the whole general army thing and that getting some volunteer work wasn't necessary.

Then came the psychologist who told me the complete opposite and initiated the 9 month barring. But 2bqh, she was the kind of person who had that thinly veiled smile, who at first glance seemed nice, but you get the feeling she gets off on rejecting people. So maybe I just had bad luck and copped a bitch psychiatrist. But who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

this song is pretty catchy

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>>67283510
I know, right?

>>67283591
>furryfaggot

go die in a fire

>>67283509
Women can be untrustworthy cunts sometimes

Having worked with a lot of them, they'll fucking get you on the slightest if they dislike you even an ounce, with all smiles while they do it.

Good luck in 9 months mate, probably around the time I'll be giving it a shot after I sort my own issues out and start going to the gym more often.

>>67283591
>>67283653

Reported.

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>>67283591
>>67283653

>>67283591
>>67283653
this is how you spot a virgin

Furries4Trump ;)

>>67283673
Happy holidays :v)

drumpf lmao

>>67283693
Thanks

>>67283729
You too lad!

*coughs*

So lads... any early plans for Christmas?

Going anywhere? To any events or parties in your area?

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>faggots post Anzu, anime, fedoras....
>post č pics
>everyone flips their shit

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>>67283881
>going to parties on christmas

It's a holiday you're meant to spend with your family.

>>67283918
lol i fucking hate my family

fuck you nerd

>>67283881
week before christmas in Latvia, cause I like it there, then celebrate christmas, after that new years in Finland.

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>>67283881
Y-yeah

Ma kardan et mul on hemoroidid. Mis teen?

>>67283881
Going to Latvia, don't ask me for what ;)

>>67283988
Was making small talk

don't actually care to be frank

>>67283972
Mine arsti juurde.

>>67284011
perearsti?

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My sausage roll is STILL too hot to eat

>>67284007
fucking savage.

>>67284049
suck it's dick

>>67284073
*it is

>>67283881
Spend it with the fambam, then road trip up the coast with friends for newys.

What are your plans friend?

>>67284040
Natuke googeldades, kodus saab vist ka ravida. Arsti juurde tasub siis minna kui tüsistused tekivad. Ma detaile ei viitsi sinu eest välja otsida, seega google.ee

Edu, senpai.

>>67284093
Nothing since my mates don't want to do anything and I despise them anyway the fucking losers

going to stay home again I guess

>>67284147
are you a virgin

>>67284167
you're small

I am back.

>>67284185
for you

>>67284185
no what I was trying to say, your friends are probably going out but since you're a loser virgin they're not telling you and they say that they're staying at home

>>67284147
iktf. A lot of my mates are non performers. Never want to go out to events. Went to a Halloween event in Sydney by myself recently. Much more fun than going with people I know.

>trump is elected
>we are still not part of russia
ffs

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>>67284193
Hi Back.

>>67284193
Was it lonely to sit there?

Saw that cute redhead at the gym today but I was too afraid to immediately go talk to her and she left quickly

>>67284210
lol whatever nerd

>>67284223
They're just boring as shit, iv'e known since we were kids, they're the typical Facebook normie crowd, most of whom are quite religious, but at least I still go out with them sometimes, rarely ever drinking though

And my few other friends are the bumbling /r9k/ type who hate to step foot outside

I can imagine that Sydney is much more vibrant than my shithole predicament in Adelaide

>>67284483
maybe she saw you and that's why she left

>>67284483
stop staring at me im trying to get fit for Chad

t. that cute redhead from the gym

i just looked at my asshole and it's fucking hairy. how have you dealt with this feel?

>>67284542
i am wog-tier hairy tbqh

>>67280235
dude
what race are you

>>67284563
Formula 1

>>67284532
S-sorry didn't know you noticed me staring at you

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>>67284563
He's PNG

>>67284594
gonna tell my brother next time i catch you pervlord, he's a big guy

>>67284604
What's the point of leaving one finger out of a pocket?

>>67284628
don't stand in the mirror when im checkin form u baked beans can looking slut

>>67284647
What's the point of your life?

>>67284686
To leave one finger out of a pocket.

>>67284563
Hey brah, I'm human race.

What are you?

>>67284716
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU SUBHUMAN SCUM. NO PLACE FOR NIGGERS IN /BALT/

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>>67284716
>race is a social construct

>>67284738
this

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hey dude he's a human just like the rest of us

Kinda happy that I'm so handsome, otherwise I might've ended up like one of you sad virgins

>>67284738
>shits up the thread with their subhuman language every evening
>tells other what to do

fuck off back to your finngolian thread

>>67284782
So much this

>>67284782
cuck

>>67284775
imagine me, being pretty good looking and STILL a virgin

it's fucking soul crushing

>>67284738
Isn't this /balt/ + /niggerkangz/ ???

>>67284822
just bee urself

>>67284738
yo dude can i stay here

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>>67284830
Daily reminder islanders are WHITE

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>>67284738
hello

just ate SIX gaietys

>>67284822
>pretty good looking
>virgin
Literal Mikoto tier of delusion.

>>67284871
Post cuties and you have a temporary /balt/ + /ausnz/ residence permit.

t. /balt/ + /ausnz/ minister of foreign relations

>>67284895
nah, i've been told that and rated numerous times, and i'm not blind I can see that i'm above average

it's just that I never try and meet girls, I'm afraid of it for some fucking reason

>>67284871
ROMAnia lol

>>67284947

>I'm smart, but lazy
consider suicide

all foreigners will be shot on sight

t. /balt/ + /ausnz/ secretary of defense

>>67284947
Alright Mr. Virgin

>>67284893
You aren't better m8 ukbvdmzn (um kein Blatt vor den Mund zu nehmen).

Trump just made a speech saying he'd be giving Estonia to Russia as a present

>>67284964
>literally never said if i was smart and/or lazy
seppuku awaits you

need a nu thrid

>>67284947
delusion is strong in this one

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>>67284975
Meep meep motherfucker.

>>67284999
why did you learn arabic?

>>67284975
Anyone who doesn't speak English will be deported to /mämmi/.

t. /balt/ + /ausnz/ chief commander

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>>67284950
please don't bully

>>67284916

>>67285045
pretty sure that's Greek m8

>>67285009
the new estonian prime minister said recently that we're starting a nuclear program because NATO is dying. he wants to make our defenses self-sustainable and hopes to have the first weapon ready by the end of next year. they won't be used as offensive bombs though, more like "if we can't have our land to ourselves, no one can have it"

>>67285078
smelly dumb gyppo scum

>>67285045
longer version of uezs

make a new thread

gonna need an update on that nu thrid

paging t. /balt/ + /ausnz/ officials

>>67285124
that hurts

>>67285206

>>67285206


new
>>67285206

>hehe another last post shall be mine

>>67285542
I have returned. We shall fight for the last post yet again.