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After eight years of a Trump presidency and a series of wars pitting rednecks, angry blacks, SJWs, /pol/tards, and sane people against each other, America has balkanized. Make your predictions in this thread.
>the Western Republic and Southwest Union are the first to secede and tries to create a techno-topia before SoCal attempts to rejoin Mexico, starting a blood war and ethnic cleansing on both sides
>Texas declares independence and forces all Hispanics into the newly-reclaimed Mexican Arizona
>Mormons establish independent Deseret and re-establish polygamy
>Colonial States are a rump country retaining the most of original America's political systems
>Great Lakes League is relatively chill but weighed down by poverty; heavily dependant on trade with Canada
>Confederate States re-establish plantation system, fill up with cotton farms and shitty textile factories
>Transamerican Republic is a vast wilderness filled with mystery
>Hawaii's monarchy comes back
>Alaska was already sold back to Russia in 2017
Make your predications.
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>>67270585
Template here.
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Your capitals are too relevant. Here:
>Albany for Colonial States
>Toledo for Great Lakes
>Birmingham for CSA
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hey man
balkanization threads were more fun when they were absurd and not increasingly realistic scenarios
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Nothing happens because Trump is a moderate disguised as a madman.
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>>67270689
make deer-in-headlights moderates great again
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Better question: what nicknames do these new 'states' have
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>>67270585
BLM needs to create a Zimbabwe-tier state somewhere.
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>>67270585
>eight years
Trump is great meme potential but he's definitely not a two terms candidate. Just hold on for these 4 years murica. It'll be fun.
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hmm, it's a very real possibility...
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Updated version.
St. Louis is now Neo-Zimbabwe.
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>>67270603
THANK YOU
thank you for kicking out NOVA
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The Commies need their own country too.
Put them either in Vermont or Oregon.
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>>67271166
desu eastern washington and oregon should be shit (brown)
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>>67270585
>Pittsburgh with the South
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>>67270585
those are the most autistic names I've ever seen
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>>67270585
>Great Lakes
>Chicago as a capital
IF the great lakes seceded Chicago and Detroit would be craters
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