/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

>A FUCKING LEAF

/balt/

Should I fry or bake my bacon?

>>67263179
I agree.
>>67263268
Govt structure is a good idea too.
>>67263010
I agree that we really need is a voter competency test. Create an unbiased panel agreed upon by congress that designs a test to weed out people who have been fed blatant misinformation and then administer it along with the vote. People who fail get their votes tossed out.

Example:
>Obama was born in the United States (T/F)
>Hillary did xx (T/F)
It could include questions not about the candidates as well.
Maybe have a pool of 100 commonly known questions, select 10 for every test. Score below 70% accuracy and it is considered a failure.

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>>67263374
>mfw I haven't had to write a report for over a year and they were Microbiology and Physics 2, so it was all cut and dry

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Her Royal Majesty

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>>67263406
>that gif
kek


INTERNATIONAL CULTURES BUDS, AREN'T THEY SOMETHING?

>>67263505

the queen can suck an egg

>>67263517
That's probably part of Britain's culinary culture.

>>67263468
that test could easily be manipulated by whoever designs it, its a terrible idea. just raise the voting age so people who are still biologically children can't decide the fate of our country. the difference between what i believed at 18 and what i do now at 25 is astounding. 18 year olds have not experienced life in any meaningful way. we already pass tests on how the government works in high school.

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>>67263517
https://www.indy100.com/article/americans-are-begging-the-queen-to-take-back-control-of-the-country-7406526

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what is /cum/ doing now?

>>67263584

Loyalist propaganda

you wont fool me, leaf

>>67263607
Browsing 4chan

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>>67263607
doing nothing because it's reading break

>>67263607
Studying macroeconomics.
By the end of the semester, I'll know how to buy out the entire stock market.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

>>67263607
I've been waiting for my french copy of Le Petit Prince to come in the mail for the past 8 hours.

>>67263678
what time is it in canada?
>>67263688
good luck anon, try to also crash the entire stock market

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https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19

>being this salty
kek

Is it just me or are even years more meme worthy than odd years?

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>>67263747
2010 was a shit year though.

Other than that I'd agree.

2006 - Pools closed
2008 - Chanology (we r leejun)
2012 - Trayvon Martin memes
2014 - Ebola chan
2016 - meme'd to the white house

>>67263747
2011 was pretty memey for /v/, but I'll just assume it's because of the dubs.

>>67263742
signed

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you actually went and did it
absolute madmen

did anyone else feel alarmed/horrified at realising how wrong you were about your country? I know after brexit I was, because I didn't know anyone that had voted leave but 52% of the country ended up doing so

>>67263913
i'm not surprised at all. people really wanted to something new. our country has been doing well but loud as fuck tumblrinas convinced us we were going hell. plus the countries bored, we want some major shit to go down, we want change we want to go to the moon, or fuck up nazis again.

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>>67263913
>I didn't know anyone that had voted leave

AHMEDS BTFO

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>>67263913
Time to watch half of western mainland Europe turn to the right.

Though, I'm worried China's gonna try to pull some shit during our transition to Trump.

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>>67263607
Painting.

>>67263742
Honestly tempted to sign this just to watch the inevitable butthurt when it collapses.

On the other hand, I don't want to be purged by the Inquisition.

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>>67264049
>watercolour

Pleb medium

How hard would it be to move to France?

>>67264049
That's breddy gud.

>>67264106
Very.
To get details, go to /fr/.

>>67264106
Unless you're an engineer/doctor it isn't happening.

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>this is the current president of the most powerful nation on earth

really gets your noggin going

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>>67264049
are you a cute grill
only cute grills watercolor as far as i've seen

>>67264331
Do you have the one where he shaves the guy's head?

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>>67264331
What a man

>>67264331
This has great shooping potential.

>>67264331
praise the imperium! yay, look upon this webm and know that you have seen the light, the Orange King reigns and his glory is unending.

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>>67264367

>>67263607
Masturbation

>>67264452
>there are still people who thing wrestling is real

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>>67264339
There are no girls on the internet anon.

>>67264049
you have talent, anon

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>>67264452
Thanks

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>>67264458
le-lewd

>>67264049
Not bad at all. I could see something like that selling for 20-40 bucks in a decent frame

>tfw baja chan actually is dead

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>roomate's gone
time to make lewd reaction images

>bet my life savings, every last fucking penny, on Trump winning
>going to invest in TransCanada stocks now that Trump will get the Pipeline moving
Who /selfmademillionaire/ here?

>>67263607
Eating an avocado and drinking coffee. After that, I'm going to my university's library to study the peripheral nervous system.

>>67264049
That's really beautiful anon. I wish I could paint.

>>67264558
No, anon. I made it just in time.

>>67264561
He's just building the wall

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>>67264561
>tfw he has already BTFO one mexican

Absolute madman

>>67264630
What odds did you get?

>>67264668
>he

>>67264667
Don't follow. Is this a school project?

>>67264686
>>he

>>67264686
>implying
Girl (male)

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As a legal migrant from ex-yug, I'm glad Trump won. Fuck the illegal Mexicans who think they have a right to be here. Every migrant has to wait their turn except for them and they ruin it for them. Their huge numbers is making assimilation difficult

>>67264777
>>67264793
>they don't know

>>67264838
>>they don't know

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Hey buds, seeing as we are rating people's art what do you think of my art?

I submitted this to Art School as the entrance requirement but they didn't let me in.

Football game tonight desu

Looks good, but I know next to nothing about art

>>67264889
Dont become the next hitler

>>67264890
Are you referring to football (football) or football (soccer)?

>>67264889
>>67264928
fuck

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>>67264162
>>67264192
Oh

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>>67264984
I didn't say it was impossible, though :^)

>>67264889
>tfw millions of people died because one aspiring artist couldn't draw perspective

>>67264969
College football

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>>67263913
>did anyone else feel alarmed/horrified at realising how wrong you were about your country?
It made me realize how incredibly biased the media is, and that I've been living in a liberal bubble for the past two years.

My family is split 50/50 on this, and I've had to act as a mediator every time someone shoots a message. These past two days have drained the life out of me.

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>>67265072
Hey, but he did make his masterpiece afterword.

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Repeat after me:

President Donald J. Trump

>>67264889
>got denied for this
>while someone who painted with their literal shit was accepted into the school
I could never critique art.

>>67264889
Not enough period blood, and those hammers are symbolic of underpaid Mexicans and toxic male culture, you white supremacist pig

>>67265066
I'm not fit to be a légionnaire

>>67265243
>hammers
Oh man, my eyes are bad. I need my specs.
I like what you did with the hay, though.

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>>67264967
>>67265072
>>67265175
>>67265181

>>67265174
Repeat after me:
You have to go back

>>67265174
NOTMYPRESIDENT

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>>67264889
>going to art school
>not just working full time and using your free time to practice nonstop and build a solid portfolio
>Not using said portfolio to get yourself a job and save money and get more practice and less stress.

>>67265409
This 2bh
I dropped out of art school because it was a big waste of time and money. Plus it was stressful.

Still no job though

>>67265409
>>67265474
If I want to draw as a hobby, is Loomis the best place to start?

>>67265382
nigga please

>>67265501
Idk I went for photography

SHAME ON DONALD DRUMPF. Drumpf should be ashamed of himself. All white people should be shamed into committing suicide for letting Drumpf win. Say it with me now:
SHAME ON DONALD DRUMPF!
SHAME ON DONALD DRUMPF!
SHAME ON DONALD DRUMPF!

>>67265605
Please stop

>>67265474
>still no job
well yeah you're an artist, you have to wait for another artist to die first before there's a spot, and then you still have to beat out everyone else.
You could always learn to do more design-orientated kind of projects as a desk monkey and just do that until you finally get something that breaks through.

>>67265501
Practice.
Don't into Loomis until you have a strong understanding of the principles of art.
Just practice, practice, and then when you're tired of it practice some more.
If you don't have patience, you probably won't get far with art, just throwing that out there now. You won't see tangible progress very fast at all.

I asked my dog what she thought about the election
She didn't say anything. I don't think she cared

>>67265409
>>67265474

Yeah, I regretted not getting in to Art school very badly. It was a very dark part of my life I was homeless for a while. The hard times helped focused my political views.

I have aspirations to be in the military now.

official thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAr1fkQ9IGk

>>67265647
How should I start if you don't mind me asking?

Just drawing whatever I feel like?

dropped out of college and ineligible for military. what do?

i want everyone at this shithole to kill themselves

>>67265718
an hero

>>67265741
What shithole?>>67265718

>tfw live in NYC
>day after the election the atmosphere of the subway and on the streets was somber as fuck
>all of my professors have hinted their displeasure at the results
>support groups being set up to help people cope with the results

Hillary should have won

>>67265741
You can't always get what you want

>>67265718

reenroll and pay more attention in class, stupid

pothead who told me he was going to get a phd in botany has dropped out after failing everything in this fucking community college bio class

haha, fucking addict btfo

>>67265783
already 25, its too late.

>>67265804
It's not, theres a 0 something chinese dude in my fitness class

>>67265767
nice b8 m8

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I have no real friends and am a kissless, dateless, virgin, pls help

>>67265804

theres 45 year olds enrolled in my college. Quit making excuses, fix yourself up, put on your big boy pants, and try harder

>>67265804
You're an American you fucking dummy there are endless ways to make money

>>67265825
*70

>>67265825
>0 something chinese dude
fetuses can't enroll in college you big fat liar.

>>67265650
>Military
Maybe you can paint those cool pin-ups that used to be on the sides of jets?

>>67265710
Basically. Depends on what you want to do with art. The general advice seems to be starting simple, don't worry about how it looks, or if people would like it or be impressed, or even if it looks "right," just take images you see around you and practice putting them to paper in whatever medium. I suggest sketching in pencil and just filling up sketchbooks whenever you can. On the bus? Draw the seats in front of you and the heads in them. Like birds? Draw birds, lots and lots of birds from pictures on the internet. Don't trace them, look at them and do your best to put that image on paper.
Drawing is a lot more simple than you may think. Everything is made up of shapes, and depth is given by adding things like perspective and gradients to them after the shapes are there. If you are starting you need to learn how to make those shapes a natural process that always happens and always happens well. Part of that is just taking from life, because it already exists in what you're seeing.

>>67265872
don't you fucking age shame him, it's 2016

Should I get a .45 or a 9mm?

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>>67265718
Become a truck driver. Listen to music and enjoy the scenery, it'd be a comfy job for the most part.

>>67265890
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to start tomorrow morning.

>>67265910
9mm

>>67265718
Move to Nevada Maine or Mass and get on the 420 money train before people have already gotten the spot.

>>67265842
help yourself

>>67265918

dont truckers have one of the highest rates of suicide?

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1. Outlaw Gerrymandering by requiring redistricting to be done by a nonpartisan third party
2. Confine compaigning to be done only within six weeks of the election
3. Clean up lobbying
4. Set term limits of 3 for senators, 6 for representatives

The real issues, everything else will be solved through this

>>67265842
Welp

>>67265929
>9mm
Lol it's just a fleshwound
Enjoy your no-stopping power faggot

>>67265910
Do you think you're some kind of cowboy or something?
.45
>>67265948
Only the ones who forget to enjoy the scenery

>>67265979
>i don't know how guns work
a bullets a bullet, pham.

>>67265927
No problem anon. Don't get discouraged, I guarantee you will think you suck for a very long time, but sucking at something is the first step to being kind of good at something. Just draw whenever you can, and don't give up.
Even then, you will probably always think you suck, most artists are never satisfied with their work. I've been playing bass for almost 10 years now and I still hate how almost everything I play sounds compared to how it plays out in my head.

>>67265979
Why would you want to kill someone?
I assume it's for self defense apart from that the ammo is cheap
Take your memes and get out of here

>>67266002

a .50 DE is a gun, you cant say its only half

>>67265918
i can barely handle driving to work. can't imagine it being the whole job

>>67265956
>everything else will be solved through this
Just add
>5. Ban white people.
and we'd be good to go.

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>>67265956
Marina 2020

>>67266002
If you shoot yourself with smaller bullets you can gain immunity. I started with .22 and now I'm immune to 9mm. Hoping I can work my way up to 10mm by the end of the year.

where are all the mexicans?

>>67266074
Plotting a conspiracy.

>>67266074
I don't know, /cum/ is shittier without them.

>>67265956
all of those are terrible ideas

i support none of them

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>>67266074
who cares the M should be removed

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>>67266035
something about this post... smells... familiar.

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>>67266074
Baja-Chan is gone, most of the others are as well.

Sad!

I love you all!

>>67266116
I don't support your existence.

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hi /cum/-chan

how r u

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>recall of judges
>direct vote on referendum
>third-party redistricting, eliminating gerrymandering
Are other states even trying?

>>67266168

n-no homo

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>>67266184
It's /cu|m/ now, the Mexicans are mostly gone.

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it feels lonenly without mexicans

>>67266168
prove it with a sexy kiss

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>>67266210
o no
i miss them !!

So when do the weed laws come into effect
I can't wait to get blazed out of my mind

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anyone else cant see images right now?

I for one like /cu/
Next edition should be /Cu/ Chulainn desu

>>67266262
Aveugle

>>67266262
Every fifth image or so does that now.

Thanks Hiro!

>>67266255
Depends on your state.
Some of them December.
Some of them next year "soon,"
Will probably take longer for the med-only states.

>>67263556
My beliefs between 18 and 25 remained the same for the most part desu. Most of my mental growth occured between the ages of 12-17ish. I would say I haven't changed at all since 20.

>>67266255
pot shops open within the year in california. pretty sure its legal already though. dunno about the others.

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>>67266270
It's not /cu/ you dip, it's /cu|m/ now.

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>>67266184
hi canada chan!
>>67266270
how about /cuc/

>>67266311
then you're retarded.

>>67266220
>>67266252
I actually agree. this is kinda shit for some reason with ouit someone to pick on like a little brother.

>>67266346
No, just consistent and mature.

I've been fine all day but all of the sudden it feels like I have a really bad cold
What the hell is happening?

What kind of dummy would vote no on weed?

>>67266343
the length of chile triggers me how did you guys manage to carve your country out like that

>>67266374
>mature
>hasn't changed his opinion on anything in almost a decade

>>67266391
you are dying.

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>>67266408
what?

Who the fuck let chile in here
Get out

>>67266408
you are a caníbal

>>67266412
I can't be. There's so much more work that needs to be done.

>>67266395
They conquered part of it from Bolivia in a war.

LANDLOCKED

>>67266406
My opinions are subject to change, but my perspective is constant.

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>>67266395
The Andes.
we were also more short, but after the Pacific war we got pretty loooooooong

>>67266408
I do that too
Of course I know I could grt a disease from it, but the fact along that it's red an bloody doesn't really bother me
Well, except maybe burgers, but even then I'd eat them blue rare if they're contamination free

>>67263455
Fry, better maillard browning and you can then cook other stuff in the grease immediately after.

>even thinking about baking bacon
Are you sure you're American?

Isn't Chile a type of food? I thought it was like, ground meat stew or whatever.

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>>67266445
The have Observer status, but not official /cum/ membership.

>>67266479
you're not north america. you need to leave. now!

>>67266495
Took you long enough

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>>67266462
I think I get this referece

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>>67266512
b-but, I'm member, we voted if chile was a member

>>67266526
>tfw Captain America hates Trump

>>67265718
Learn a trade.
Make more than your friends trying to climb the ladder, and have a job that doesn't have a time limit on it's opening.

I hate Chile! Hate it!

>>67266605
lol what no
You got gypped get out of here

>>67266635
You love chile salsa

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>I'd eat them blue rare if they're contamination free

>>67266196
Prop 205 ain't dead yet, there's still hope boys

>>67266479
wars in south america are always so brutal. good stuff.

>browse "simple image-based bulletin board"
>can't see image thumbnails

why did moot have to leave us with this dumb fucking gook in charge

I'm blazing
I wish there was mics on 4chan so that you guys guys could hear my bong rips

>>67266674
Has to be Medium Rare. Meat was meant to be cooked, just not burnt.

>>67266674
What's wrong with blue rare? I ha a blue rare steak once and it was breddy gud dumb hatposter

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>>67266635
what did I do ;_;
>>67266636
umm, what is gypped?
>>67266690
there was always a foreign power helping in wars

>>67266716
We get it, you vape.

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>>67266710
He was too ashamed to show his face around here tbqh

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>I had a blue rare steak once and it was breddy gud dumb hatposter

Well done is fine
You fags make too much of it

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>>67266445
one would think chile would show some gratefulness after we singlehandedly saved them from gommunism

>>67266710
I think you're computer is just shit

>>67266610
what.
>>67266752
posting honkers did this. you were warned due hast
>>67266828
the mexican problem?

>>67266728
Nothing, as long as it's good meat.
Most people in NA (including restaurants) buy meat I wouldn't risk though.

Doesn't need to be overcooked, but it needs a bit.

Wednesday/Friday or Monday/Wednesday? It's for a class, same times just different days

>>67266758
Yeah and I've got a couple of zoots rolled up

>>67266828

Well done/Blue rare is a waste of a perfectly good steak and your parents would be ashamed of you

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>you were warned due hast

I went to get plates on my car and some jerk backed into my grill

Thank Jesoos for crushplates

>>67266870
MW

>>67266841
but, he did some good shit, and helped the country ;-;
>>67266856
I will not leave!

Meat is disgusting to be honest
Vegan Master Race

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I'm never gonna use half of these, but making reaction images is fun

>>67266934
t. fag

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>Vegan Master Race

>>67266934
I have literally never seen a healthy vegan. Hell, just a few days ago there was one handing out stop animal cruelty pamphlets at my university and he had shitloads of sores all over her body

>>67266968
salsa of this milf taking it?
>>67266927
fine stay Hell bring more chileans. Let make it cuc

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>Vegan Master Race

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>>67267021
i don't wanna visit /lat/

>>67267021
Kasshoku Hada no Danchizuma to Kanrinin no Ore

>>67266883
>wears Fedoras
>doesn't buy on-ear headphones that can be worn at a 90 degree angle
baka desu senpai

>>67267007
Probably got them from taking ver boyfriend's BVC

>>67266872
Zoots?
Is that flyover-state slang for Spliffs?

>>67266971
Far from it m8
Vegan pussy > roasted carnivorous pizza

>>67266972
>>67267040
Whatever you idiot

>>67267048
I dont blame you. The write like they were in the fourth grade and I only steal their memes and they call me chicano every time. It is a shithole. I miss el delfin and the canadian guy that was there.
>>67267063
thanks for the daily dose doc

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>Whatever you idiot

>>67267097
No I'm stealing obscure British slang and claiming it as American

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Who /Dumb/ here

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>>67267145
but... I love stealing the Honks

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>>67266408
>recently went vegan
>keep having dreams of me eating raw meat, straight from an animal's dead body, or people tricking me into consuming raw flesh

Hopefully this stops soon.

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>>67267145
Is there anything else I can help you with anon?

>>67267158
Yo

>>67267158
>tfw too intelligent to be smart

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>>67267158
>tfw watching jeopardy
>tfw don't know anything

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>>67267179
non thanks comrade. just stay on the down low before you banned.
>>67267174
she is okay. do you play the love live game?

>>67267254
yeah dude! I recently scouted a SSR Nico, the best part that I scouted 2 nicos in a row and then got the SSR

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>>67267254
Oh, well, I'll be here cropping

I'm gonna do a dj set tonight
I've fucking made it see you later losers

>>67267310
oh. I need to go lurk in /vr/ I have no clue what I am doing except button mashing and i dont know how to change teams for events or find out if the song is pure or whatever.

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Why are grocery stores so comfy, lads?

>go to brookeshire's
>everyone is nice
>lines move fast
>10% off with my thank you card
>cheeky coke zero 50% off
>8 pc fried chicken only $5
>qt cashiers
>bantering with old alcoholics while waiting in line

Then I step outside and suddenly hate my city. Why can't I live in a grocery store?

>>67267366
eh just dont overdue it.
oh I know that one. That's that crazy army fighting chick from Gate

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https://www.greatagain.gov/policy/immigration.html
>.gov
it still hasnt fully set in yet

>A Trump Administration would execute on the following ten-point plan to restore integrity to our immigration system, protect our communities, and put America first:

>Build a Wall on the Southern Border
>End Catch-and-Release
>Zero Tolerance for Criminal Aliens
>Block Funding for Sanctuary Cities
>Cancel Unconstitutional Executive Orders & Enforce All Immigration Laws
>Suspend the Issuance of Visas to Any Place Where Adequate Screening Cannot Occur
>Ensure that Other Countries Take Their People Back When We Order Them Deported
>Finally Complete the Biometric Entry-Exit Visa Tracking System
>Turn Off the Jobs and Benefits Magnet
>Reform Legal immigration to Serve the Best Interests of America and its Workers

hes actually going to do it

>>67267372
pure is the green thing, cool is the blue thing, and smile is red.
to know if a character is smile or cool you can see it if you put them in a team because their background color will tell you (red=smile, green=pure, and blue=cool) or in the practice screen you can also see it

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Reminder that Connecticute is available for breeding

sorry i dont fuck guys
>>67267512
thanks. How do you change the teams for lives?

>>67267527
>Connecticunt
No thanks

>>67267527
you can't impregnate prostates, no matter how cute the boy is

>>67267158
I often feel pretty dumb but I try not to worry about it

>protests already dying down

lmao

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>>67267527

>>67267549
go to member-team formation and tap on the member you want to change, ej: you got a honk and want to change it to a sr umi, you tap honk and search for the SR Umi ( it goes from highest lvl to lower)

I'm a trendsetter 2bh I always see people copying a style I do months if not years ago

>>67267457
Now I can job as a deporter

>>67267598
embarrasing

>>67267527
I swear to God if the first hole I fuck isn't going to pop a baby out in 9 months, I'll fill that hole full of literal hot glue where our child is supposed to be.

How is /cum/ tonight?

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>>67267625

>>67267598
lefties are too weak willed to stand up for their principles

>>67267648
t. future serial killer who will be found with young men in his basement who died of disease

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>>67267601

>>67267678
How is this bait
I'm hip as fuck

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>>67267676
Playing with my new distortion pedal. It sounds more like a fuzz but I'm still coaxing a more violent tone out of it.
Pretty cheap for the quality though. Happy with it.

>>67267621
I get that. But what I am saying is that I dont know how to play with another team in the live mode. It is always the same group even though I have 3 team and I want to play with another team. I realize I may not have enough idols and thus it doesnt let me.

>>67267676
disastrous, sound the alarm!

>>67267749
>distortion
What's I it like being 15

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>>67267725
fucking delet this shit right now!

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>>67267735

>>67267676
trying to decide whether or not to huff some paint

Prostate orgasms are amazing 2bh had my first one last night

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>>67267676
I'm being productive!

i'm the only mexican on 4chan

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>>67267676
fuck you

im addicted to beef jerky and carbonated water. probably going to pass out again after another binge session of eating and drinking.

>>67267901
no you're not cabron.

>>67267778
It's my 3rd distortion pedal, 11th pedal purchased so far I think. This one will probably replace the other one on my pedal-board if I can get it to sound the way I want.

>>67267922
enjoy your heartburn

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>>67267551

Am I the only one here who want to bang a hot milf?

Reminder that I'm still accepting gf applications.

>>67267755
ah, go to a live show, and after selecting a guest there are some arrows (left to right) in the team formation, if it doesn't appear is because you don't have enough members

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>>67268059
>>67268059
>>67268059
a bit early, but premature /cum/ is more common than you'd think and it doesn't make you less of a man

>>67268049
Of course not

>>67268086
FUCK OFF AND FINISH THE THREAD FIRST

>>67268111
premature /cum/ is nothing to ashamed of

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>>67264889
Lovely Cananon, wish a had 1% of the illustration talent

>>67267598
of course they are, deep down they know nothing will come of it because nobody did anything wrong or illegal

that said, if trump lost it's safe to assume some of his diehard gullible retards would've attempted an armed rebellion against the goverment so i guess this is preferable to people getting shot

>>67268079
I'd be your gf but I'm pretty ugly.

>>67268059
>>67268120
>>67268124
reported

>>67267749
nice what do you play? what guitar?

>>67268111
calm down, no one likes salty /cum/

Are there bots on snapchat? Some literally who just added me by username? What would the point be?

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>>67268208
I play anything and everything. I pick up gigs doing anything from Jazz to Country. My main squeeze is metal though, got a band running that's finally starting to pick up some attention in the local scene so we will see where that goes.
I play a Schecter Stiletto Studio 5. Looks literally exactly like the picture. I have a Fender Jag and a Fender American-made J too, but I really only play the Schecter anymore.

Unironically want to breed a cute girl's asshole right now.

>>67267158
>Was in speech therapy as a kid
>OCD
>Aspy
>Had a handler

Realised I fucking hated being looked at as stupid
>Studied hard
>Took Amphetamines
>Graduated HS
>Graduated College
>Got a decent job
Keep the hope and work hard anons

>>67268603
Unironically would let someone breed my asshole in exchange for money

>>67268692
That's illegal

>>67268777
you're illegal

>>67268859
4 U

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>>67268878
no, f-for you

>tfw no gf

Best place to sit at a football game? I'm behind the end zones. Should I sit up front or at the top of the section?

>>67269215
probably near the aisles so if the place catches on fire you can escape quickly

>>67268983
>>67268916
>>67268878
>>67268859
>>67268777
>>67268692

canadian social care gives everyone a mandatory gf
>tfw gf

>>67271258
>>67271258
>>67271258
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>>67271258
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