/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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literally me

>>67255620
>foreigners making threads for us

>hiroads showing me fat loss ads
His ads are dumb as him

Nothin wrong with some experimenting

>>67255620
Literally totenkopf xDDD

>>67255770
>implying this isnt a metaphor on how immigrants are taking our jobs

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>>67255692
jew detected

>>67255766
>american "banter"

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>Nothin wrong with some experimenting

>>67255770
He's Canadian whose wife is range banned

>>67255834
damn

powerful picture

>>67255881
unit 731 is a whole new level of just experimenting.

>>67255881
those guys have the right idea

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>those guys have the right idea

How do you like them apples?

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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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im really glad my american friends get to have trump as a president and make their country great again

they can finally have their own erdogan, just like he made turkey great again

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>>67255895
*walks toward you*

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>1470836038104

Is gulagposting the New vapeposting?

>>67256108
>We wuz samaurai an' sheit

>>67256147
Hitler-kun pls! I know I'm redhead but pls don't put me in the oven!

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>>67256182
should be.
STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG!

>>67256182
pls send me a qt Brahmin gf

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>tfw the most comfy season is coming up
>tfw you can finally reach maximum comfy watching the most comfy trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_u9Hc0Yg1o
can't wait

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>Stalin did nothing wrong

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>>67256267
im ready.

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>>67255887
actually false 2bh

>>67255845
>sw*dish """""shitposting"""""

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>>67256232
*shoves your head in the oven*
*pulls you out*

just kiddin

>>67256351
>>67256147
>>67256108
>>67255895
>>67255845
>>67255834
>>67255620
neutral fags need to leave

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>>67256458
>wah wah

fuck off mongoloid, at least I post some interesting shit

commies are subhumans

>mountain nigger
interesting
lolno

>>67256613
would rather have a dead general then being cucked by a neutral wehraboo

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ok why are there so many europeans flag now?
is this /NATO/?

>Both did the same things but Stalin is the odd man out.
at least stalin won. Facism btfo

>>67256669
this

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>>67256669
>he's this asspained he didn't get to make the OP

lmao get a grip faggot

>>67256672
the elections got people to hang out here. I just want the mexicans back

>>67256457
Bit too close for comfort there. Eheh. Good one!

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>>67256810
frigg off mountainigger, this is our thread, and our sekrit klub, no outsiders but chile is allowed

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>>67256876
i want baja-chan back

Biggest swedish newspaper today: "Trump's election is an insult to billions of people"

Which Canadian province is the best and why??
I really want to move to either Alberta or Manitoba so any info on them would be appreciated too

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>>67256962
don't we all

>>67256962
I thought he was joking. But I believe he and the others will come back after this stuff dies down and people get tired of wall jokes.

I never realize how cold my hands really are until I start to masturbate.

>>67256988
Ontario is literally american midest 2.0
manitoba/alberta is best
quebec is confirmed worst province
maritimes are sort of in the middle
no one cares about thhe territories

>>67257010
eh

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>You look older! What did you do?

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the fucks he reading?

>>67257386
The Art of the Deal

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>>67257386
my search history

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>>67257075
let's hope so

>>67257386

Dr Seuss

Any Albertans want to marry a Brit?
We could live in a cabin in the woods and you could go hunting and cutting wood while I grow vegetables, clean the house, and make dinner for you :3

>>67257386
Mein little chamberein can't be this gassy

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Props to rural america for pulling through on election night

post some good ol boy shit
https://youtu.be/wZqzkfGRkzk

>>67257593
I want a man, not a faggot.

>>67257386
The diary of anne Frank (fiction)

>>67256988
manitoba is ultrashit

alberta is hit and miss, prime oil areas have a lot of crime

probably best off in alberta or northern/eastern bc

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Rate

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>101 freeway blocked
>citizens can't go to work without worse traffic to keep the economy running and to earn money for their families
>mfw retards just wasting other Clinton supporters' time
What are they hoping to achieve by throwing tantrums? Protesting like this just inconveniences people, shit's not going to make any meaningful difference. I guess misery wants more company, lol

>>67257832
Winnipeg was voted the most racist city in Canada I think.

Manitoban's are alright people.

>>67257882
its also the murder capital of canada and filled with paint-sniffers

>>67257916
the abos are an unfortunate part, but they tend to shit up every major city

>>67256267
do you watch it alone?
I've never watched it with friends, or people that actually understood the movies (read the books)
either way, comfy indeed

>>67257877

wut? Im not seeing anything about that here

socal?

>did Canadian and Danish citizenship test
>failed both, ca: 60% and dk: 67%
>better chance at becoming a Dane than a Canuck because I just chose whichever answer seemed more socialist for Denmark
>got 100% for the American test
>could only answer one out of ten for the Mexican one
Why is it so hard?

>>67257956
it also has a huge insular flip community and is basically a glorified town

i'm gonna take meditation lessons

do you believe in life after love

>>67258126
this is the stupidest thing ive ever read and ive been reading shitposts since 2007

post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkmqRqYsFVo

>>67258151
If my girlfriend wasn't deeply in love with me, I probably would have killed myself by now desu senpai.

>>67258113
flips are everywhere

so many come over here to work at tim hortons that our countries average height by population is likely going to go down

>no matter what americans accomplish
>no matter how technologically advanced they are
>they will never be respected
lel

>>67258241
the Japanese respected them when they experienced the nuke

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https://youtu.be/jmHdkoeLZvM

[filters sw*&den]

>taking a shit at uni
>go to the stalls
>get into one, lid is down
>afrainf try to lift it up with my shoe
>biggest shit I've seen in thew toilet
>NOPE, go to another one
>taking a comfy shit
>someone goes into the big shit stal
>starts flushing
>ooh fuck
>water starts pouring down, coming to my stall
>have to leave mid shitting
why are people so evil?

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what are you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFY8_fmDAuE

>>67258229
if you want to move to winnipeg then all power to you man

its just a pretty shit place

>>67258296
>pooping at school
I have never done this and I don't know why you do it.

>>67257386
50 shades of oy vey
>>67257845
nice sixteenth note?

>>67258241
and what have the sw*des done to gain """""respect"""" in EU? cucking themselves?

>the nukes only killed 200k
lel no matter how hard americans try they will never surpass stalin

>>67258345
do you live there? is there work?

i don't think I want to live in Alberta forever.

>>67258347
I'm here from 9am to 6~8pm

>>67258288

stop replying to him, you dunce

>america, a huge country with over 300 million ppl, bullying a small country with 9 million ppl
lel typical americowards

>>67258412
but i'm lonely

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>he replies to Sw*den
>he hasn't filtered Sw*den yet

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Reminder

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>>67258012
Yeah, LA and San Francisco are fucking themselves over right now. Babbys probably just need an outlet to vent, they didn't think this one through.
They'll all go home once they've let it all out and need a nap

>>67258400
nope

I mean maybe manitoba outside of winnipeg is ok
moving to a place that is "most racist" ususaly means that there's other problems going on too

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>>67258350
F, sixteenth. It's Odessa by Caribou. I also did a full string orchestra composition for Daydream In Blue by I Monster but I haven't uploaded either anywhere. This one is a 2-player piano composition but the 2nd piano is still a little wonky from the middle to the end (it's also hidden in the pic). Also, needs dynamics and shit.

>>67258530
And taught them he did.

>>67258554
>>67258400
maybe if you want 2 b white and work in oil you could try nfld?

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LEAFS BTFO

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>>67258530
yeah stay in your containment thread, post this outside of here again and i will report it... again

>>67258403
How many times do you poop?
I usually only do one right when I wake up, maybe another before bed.

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>in my way to work
>at a stop light
>there's a highschool """"protest"""" going on and they're crossing
>bunch of niggers and chicanos
>hear "I just didn't wanna go to school."
>hear a lot of replies like "Me too"

We need a special name for these millennials

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>>67258696
>trudeau in charge of having a backbone

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>>67258696
Spread those cheeks Canada

>>67258810
> wanting to go to school when you're in highschool
how is adult virginity treating you?

>>67258764
just once, after breakfast

>>67258904
it just goes to show they truly dont care

>>67258828
>>67258696
>>67258891

>PM of Canada saying he will ban a US presidental nominee
[citation needed]

>>67258904

t. high schooler

>>67258992

I'm so sorry anon.

http://www.hotglobalnews.com/donald-trump-banned-from-entering-canada/

>>67258904
reported for being underage

>>67259018

did you even look at their other """articles"?

I never skipped a class once and high school and look at me now

>>67258559
oh, is this for midi pianos to play?
I havent played music for years now, so I forgot all this shit eventhough I played piano and the any instrument you can think of.

>>67258971
>>67259011
> unironically caring about highschool
It's literally just child daycare, if you gave half a fuck in highschool that's already too much. I bet you niggers didn't even finish college and that's why you think highschool is a big deal.

>>67258764
>retards will read that and think it's legit, despite it saying "satire" in the corner
>these websites only exist cause so many stupid people believe it

nuke the universe

>>67258196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53mOa0B3nN4

>>67258971
Not really, I didn't mind Highschool at all. But, if the chance came to not go, of course it was taken. Fuck the city for requiring 30 pages of shit and 16 months advance notice for field trips, we never got to go anywhere

>>67259172

t. a literal high schooler

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I'm not gonna miss them when they're gone

>>67259180
meant for
>>67259018
fag with the click bait

the local nigger population wants to rename Lee Park

its shit like this that really makes me hate blacks unironically

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ahahahaha my campus was like a fucking funeral today. One of my professors was on absolute edge.

>>67259018
posting that is literally a facebook-tier move

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>It's literally just child daycare, if you gave half a fuck in highschool that's already too much. I bet you niggers didn't even finish college and that's why you think highschool is a big deal.

>>67258696
Sometimes I worry people actually believe poll memes.

I mean, it wouldn't be surprising. The fags on facebook believe any picture with words on it.

>>67259018
Oh, anon... make sure you get family members to approve any big decisions in life for you.

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Our diversity is our strength.

>>67259363
>10 minutes later

reeeeeeeeee fucking PKers

>>67259389
>that tfw tow smart too bee diverse

Build wall

best part about Trump winning is all the yankees, west coast morons, and niggers/nigger lovers in GA or FL who legalized weed are going to be told by the feds that they can't

Trump is going to rescind Obama's executive order to not prosecute them and the DEA is going to throw all of those drug addled dirt bags in prison where they belong

stoners literally BTFO

>>67259246
this is trump faggots fault. now ii have to hear people bitch and moan till January

>>67258696
Trudeau is very handsome

>>67259246
Pipeline will be approved for Alberta and everyone finds people wanting to move here to escape their country really funny. People are normal but amused.

>>67259483
>yankees

>>67259411
>got caught being retarded
>b-but u took so long to reply :^)

>>67259483
>VIRGINia
opinion discarded

>>67259483
He's not a cuckservative. Trump will make weed, anime, and boipussy great again.

>>67259483
does he hate drug addicts?
I think I read tha he doesnt drink because his brother died because of that

hey guys

what's going on here

>>67259554
medical weed is legal almost everywhere north of dc

>>67259584
get fucked drug addict

>>67259579
>5 minutes later
almost there bud, almost there

>>67259604
He's building a wall to prevent the biggest exporters of drugs from coming over here.

>>67259483
>In terms of marijuana and legalization, I think that should be a state issue, state-by-state," Trump told The Washington Post. "… Marijuana is such a big thing. I think medical should happen - right? Don't we agree? I think so. And then I really believe we should leave it up to the states."
Nothing to see here; you can go back to fucking your sister now, Cletus.

>>67258696
holy shit, that was fast

>>67259614
That's not what I mean anon. I just die inside when southerns like myself say this.

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>VIRGINia

>>67259614
>a-addict
shut up virgin, have you ever even touched a candy cig?

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>>67259609
Decucking

>>67259672
>tfw no inbred sister to fuck

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this is what i listend when i do drugs in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epn7KN08cwM

>>67259681
it's fake, buddy.

it was probably inspired by the Brits actually trying to get their government to ban him by stupid e-petitions. the Libs have said next to nothing on the Presidential candidates. they're our biggest trading partner so starting a relationship out on a bad foot isn't worth getting some faggots to tweet your quote for a day.

>>67259712
>KEKGINA
hey, being named after female organs makes you cucked after all.

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>>67259604
Trump does not drink or smoke

he is going to fuck your cartels and all potheads here

>>67259594
Trump knows that not being high all the time is good for business

put down the blunt and go to work

>>67259672
he won't leave the executive order in place though

>>67259712
I'm aware how many nigger lovers live in Fairfax already

>>67259719
I tried dip a few times

How long until America is great again?

>>67259827
Trump doesn't care about weed you fag he cares about Mexican cartels and illegals.

>>67259888
Didn't they already prove legalizing weed fucked over the cartels somewhat? That would cut into their business.

>>67259827
Wouldn't Trump be for weed if it means less power to the cartel?

>>67259830
it will never be. the damage is done already. we will become nuevo russia

>>67259888
he will rescind Obama's executive order you drug addict

>>67259939
there's that word again

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>>67259830
January 21st, 2017

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>>67259939

>executive order

>>67259939
Listen here VIRGINia
if you're going to talk politics you need to get laid first because all the lack of pussy has made you stupid.

Obama's order not to prosecute potheads was unconstitutional

Trump will fix it

>>67259953
Everyone who smokes weed is addicted

>>67259919
Most of the states that legalized were white majority states who grew their own or bought it from hippies. Cali going legal will be something interesting.

>>67259999
>quads wasted on pent up autism

>>67259999
Please have sex

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>>67259999
>>67260022

>>67259827
There was no executive order you retard (except to remove weed from the FDAs scheduling list, which I highly Trump will rescind, and to pardon non-violent drug offenders which would be unconstitutional to rescind) the DEA isn't going after them because they have better things to do with their time
Stop being such a retard, retard.

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>>67260055
checked

>>67260063
*highly doubt

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>>67260055

>>67260016
I read they hired some people who were doing it illegally to do it professionally on larger scales.

What makes things different for Cali? Wouldn't they have lots of hippies too?

>>67260131

remember that episode of south park where people created a giant cloud of smugness because they drove prius's? Itd be like that, but with pot smoke

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Indian girls tbqh

>>67260199
Huh.

I understand what you mean now.

>>67260272
looks latina almost. must be a northerner

>>67260272
she doesn't even look indian, she looks euro

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>>67260272
>being so wrong even his picture is backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxn3_AnBSzQ

michael moore is fucking disgusting and probably a stinkin pedophile

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>looking at social media shit
>all these posts claiming racist Americans are chanting "get out niggers" and shit because Trump won
>mfw

>>67260629
get out leafs

wow the butthurt is still flowing, lads

these idiots suddenly think Bernie should run in 2020. Nigga will be 80 years old like WHY

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>in class
>guy next to me talking to a girl about the election
.starts ranting about people whining about Trump
>literally complaining about people complaining
>mfw I'm complaining about the people who complain about people complaining

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>>67260660
Even Trump knows he can't stop us.

>>67260675
have you ever watched an injured frightened animal who can't stand up?

that's basically the far left right now

>>67260720

I dont think Lisa Ann would make a good secretary

Mistress? Fuck yes. But Secretary?

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>>67260675
so that this can finally come true

>>67255620
http://www.npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days

why was he so bad, again?

>>67260675
They have deluded themselves into thinking he could have beaten Trump.

>>67260831

he MIGHT have

people really hated Hillary

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>>67260827
LITERALLY HITLER

>>67260831
they would have had a better chance than hilary. the reason trump won is because democrats didn't give a sit about their candidate while republicans were stoked about theirs. if democrats cared half as much about bernies as rep did about trump he would have won.

Guys I think I now have a 3D waifu wat do

1HR AND 30 WASTED IN LEAGUE AND IT'S STILL GOING WTF IS WITH THIS MATCHH

>>67260782
hahaha, loving tumblr right now

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>I play MOBA's

how long is elizabeth warrens cock?

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>i dont waste my life playing dota

>rig the election
>lose way harder than you would if you played fair
dems got what they deserved

i can't get over how fucking perfect it is that that bitch stole the nomination, just to lose to trump. anyone else could have beaten him why did she have to be such a selfish cunt? either way if he sticks to his plan and doesn't go totally off the rails we'll be fine

Microsoft is doing a 348 million dollar expansion in South VA

califorinia btfo

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>why yes, I do play Dota
>my russian is quite proficient

>>67261123

microsoft is a washington company, senpai

me irl

>>67261155
i don't distinguish between west coast states

is Baja-chan still dead?

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>me irl

>>67261123
microsoft is based in washington not california

>>67261209

well there's an entire state between the two

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https://youtu.be/s1SaD-gSZO4?t=2m13s
>mfw libs are now going to run with the "white people ruined america" line

>>67261209
why would they expand on the same coast? it makes more sense to go east and VA is probably pretty cheap compared to the NE

>>67261294
https://twitter.com/search?src=typd&q=white%20people

have fun

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>>67261211
Yes, Mexican posters in general are less common in here now.

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https://youtu.be/6VxoXn-0Ezs


THAT'S THE STUFF

>>67261294
i used to love the daily show crew, used to be a loyal democrat too voted for obama twice and grew up during bush. I'd still support them but why do they have to hate on white people so much? they used to blame republicans for all their problems, and it used to be satire. now they seem to genuinely believe that white people are ruining the country.

vid of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJHWX-tHMUU

>>67261423
me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNbF9PI9Gjo

This Caliexit thing is truly embarassing, I wont lie

>psyche
Why are sorority girls so stupid?

h-hi

>>67261474
please do it

>>67261474
its not the first time and won't be the last.

>>67261521
Build wall

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>>67261474

I DID vote and am a registered Democrat. I used to be a registered independent before my "political awakening."

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>>67261474
>be American
>don't get the election result you want
>burn flags
>#notmypresident
>threaten to immigrate to another country
>muh revolution
>my state will secede from America!

Those aren't real Americans imo

>>67261619
>non anti aliased font

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>>67261555
That is a very fresh meme, hot out of the oven, very good.

>>67261474
It's the same thing as when Texas threatens to secede every few years, just ignore it.

Honestly it's especially embarrassing for Texas since during the brief time we were a country our currency was worth jack shit.

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>>67261619
>highschool dropout

>>67261474
>Cali secedes
>D.C. becomes a state
>We don't have to change our flag
Pottery

>>67261619
I can't wait until her body dries up and she turns into a hag like maddonna

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>tfw the cheeki breekis in dota were already calling trump putin's bitch

im not gonna be able to handle these further bantz

>>67261619
Oh God, this reminds me to check Chers twitter She's been flipping out for months

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>>67261779
Cher you say? :^)

>>67261474
When it turns out the tool you've used to get your way, calling everyone a racist or sexist or bigot, doesn't work this is the result.

Their safe spaces met reality. And reality isn't as fucked in the head as they are.

>>67261619
>RISE UP TWITTER FOLLOWERS
That's embarrassing.

>>67261779
does she believe in life after trump?

This is a brave new world

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>>67261814

>>67261814
>saw brexit rip gb apart in one nite!!
did it though? did it , really you stupid bitch?

>>67261712
>It's the same thing as when Texas threatens to secede
It's not Texas or California threatening to secede, but uneducated residents who don't have a very good understanding of how government works. Typical low-information citizens.

>Hillary rigs DNC against the most likable candidate
>Elevates Trump because she thinks he'll be ez win
>gets blown out on both accounts, bitter people go and write bernie's name in and trump gets more momentum than any of the democrats expected

this shit is so fucking dumb.

Why did this place see such an influx of dumb canadians in the last few months

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>boop

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>>67261779
i can barely understand anything cher says on twitter
she types out way too much shit and condenses words like a retards and uses emoji's to get concepts through, its nearly decipherable
meanwhile katy perry just spams a bunch of generic shit like "RISE UP"

>>67261915
this. if either state gov't truly threatened to secede the fed would shut that shit down in an hour.

>>67261915
>It's not Texas or California threatening to secede

lmao Rick Perry fucking loved dropping hints like "u fuck with us we're really gonna do it guys, we're gonna be gone. We could totally do it, if we wanted to."

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>>67261619
>Those aren't real Americans imo

I hate the USA so this would be a compliment t-b-h

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what are you doing this night, day, evening or afternoon, /cum/?

>>67261964
>tfw I can understand Cher
Refer to me as the twitter whisperer henceforth

>>67262045

I have class, then I get to go to work

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>>67261945
We've always been here medkit

>>67261999
nothing he could do. the state can't secede legally, they'd have to do it by force and we have airforce/army bases IN TEXAS, not to mention all the citizens that wouldn't want it.

>>67261619
ah, she's still hot

>>67261945
>canadians
>dumb

Impossible

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wow

>>67262161
Who's Cher?

>>67262161
she looks like she feeds on children

>>67262215
google is your friend

Should I quit noshavenovember?

my beard isnt coming in right and I look like a misshaven hobo

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>>67262077
No, you really weren't.

>>67262242
I assumed we were also friends

>>67262161
i'm imagining a giant 100 ft tall cher with a super deep voice going "REEEE I AM CHERRRR HEAR ME ROAR"

>>67262289
>being low T
sad!

>>67262289
If it takes you a month to grow a proper beard you already know it looks like shit. Shave it. Wait until you get old enough for it to grow fast enough and properly.

Been there. Done that.

>>67262310
She's a famous person anon, singing and acting. Very big once. Gave birth to some fat tranny that was on American Idol a while bakc

>>67262313
I don't get it... Did Cher vote for Trump and ABC is trying to spin it some way?

>>67261294
But why

I'm not even white and this makes me angry

>>67262329

well it has a decent fuzz, its just not really thick enough

>>67262383
Nah she voted for the Hilldog. ABC just made a story about her comment because they have nothing else to report on

>>67262415
and it won't be, it's patchy, believe me, it's not going to get thicker without it coming out looking like giant pubic hair.

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>>67261294
Trevor Noah's show has done it twice.

>>67262408
fug de whid beoble!

>>67261619
can she be jailed for inciting a riot?

>>67262507
Why are they not talking about the black or Latinos who voted for trump?

Trump will be a puppet and Pence wil' actually rule. America's in for a shitshow .

>50% of blacks have an iq below 80
I
Hate
NIggers

>>67262329
I'm 25 and my beard/ mustache grow in OK but I only started getting even the smallest amount of hair on the sides of my face in the last couple months.

>>67262536
Because apparently we can't hate illegal immigrants and all that Hillary stands for.

Because apparently we're all Chicano scum, you know? LOL

>>67262507
what do they think this talk will lead to? do they want to stop existing or do they just not consider themselves white? do they think people will be able to tell the "good" white people from the "bad" ones during a fucking riot? and if you look at these fucks the majority are in white/white relationships so they must not hate the race to much.

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>>67262562
I'm more scared of Pence ruling than Trump desu.

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>>67262580

>>67262535
she could if hilary won and she supported trump

>>67261837
Underrated.

>>67262580
Rude :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8AqsiF_rs

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>>67262536
>>67262603
Because minorities are pets of the left, you ca't go making decisions as an individual.

i wanted Trump to win so the left would freak out

i admit they're handling this much worse than I anticipated

what happened to cracked? i usually check it once every couple weeks and i know its been getting pretty gawker-tier but this is ridiculous. why does every website need to write think pieces now? these are shitty comedy writers telling me why i'm a racist monster for voting trump. i just want seanbaby to tell me why megaman is cool

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>>67262881
Drink from the fountain of tears anon.

>>67262838
That's what those morons think.

>29% of us voted
>33% of that were males such as myself

Feels pretty good. I don't need even half of my ethnicity or race to have the same views as me, I don't need even a dozen people. I'll vote as I see fit and what I believe is in the best interest for this country and my fellow real Americans.

>>67262838
this. liberals are way more racist than conservatives, they just hide it. white liberals are constantly speaking for minorities and acting as though they can't make their own decisions.

I want to grab Canadians by the boipucci

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>>67262898

>still browsing cracked

>mom just walked in on me masterbating
Don't really get the point of knocking when you open the door at the same time you are knocking.

>>67262898
>why does every website need to write think pieces now?

Pandering to the lucrative 18-40 demographic for advertising purposes.

>>67262940
>giving 16 year olds the vote
how long until dems actually push this? we need to raise the age to 23, raise the age to enlist too and drink/smoke. we now know the brain is still developing up until that point so why let children do anything?

>>67262940
>16 year olds voting
>Alright son when we get there vote for who we tell you okay?
>fine, whatever
no

>>67262940
So
Many
Tears

>>67263031
no, they'd vote for who tv tells them to, which is a lot scarier.

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>>67262308
>tfw I would be too manlet to get recruited

>>67262940
it's funny

it's just, i don't know. when the right side looses they're less doom calling and tantrum like. i knew they'd freak out, but it's pretty bad.

>16 year olds
>tumblr
it's literally kids mad they aren't old enough to post snapchats of their voting booth for their friends

>>67263010

when I was 16 I idolized Ayn Rand and would have wholeheartedly voted in Andrew Ryan

that would be moronic

How would you fix election standards?

I think you should pass one of two requirements in order to vote:
>be above a certain income threshold (indicating being a net taxpayer)
or
>pass a comprehensive geopolitical knowledge test

>>67263130
i was a hard-core communist and would have voted for any one of them. i also would have voted for the first guy to even mention legalizing weed. shit you could build a whole platform and a 4day school week and win

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>my height starts with the number 5

>>67263179
just raise the age to vote and only allow the educated and employed to do it.