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runt island edition
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korean pop
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cara
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>>67248265
wtf is this place
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Cold and rainy outside.
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BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE
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stop killing the runtdem
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doing a whip lads. considering a nay nay.
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someone just came up to me in the middle of onestop and whispered "oh-oh I got stamina"

although now I think about it, it may have been the radio in the background
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*hacks you*
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>>67248336
>someone just came up to me in the middle of onestop and whispered "oh-oh I got stamina"
howling
gonna start going this
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WORK IN 1 HOUR

FUCK SAKE

MY FUCKING PACKAGE I ORDERED STILL ISNT HERE

FUCKING HELL
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Can anyone fax me some new memes?
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was meant to deliver this package earlier but couldn't be arsed lads

runt will have to wait until next week for his japanese dolls
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>>67248368
runt life
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>>67248368
>not getting timed delivery

hope you learn your lesson you cheap pikey
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>>67248368
what job? sounds shit. what package? probably shit too.
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liverpool-tottenham is the biggest rivalry of our time
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So why aren't the people moving to Canada because of Trump moving to Mexico??
Hmm
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>>67248303
Faroe islands silly
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Going to reincarnate as a cute yet intellectual girl, Caucasian although I haven't decided on a country yet.
What about you lads??
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Ahh, yes the "14:03 delivery"

very good
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>>67248444
the faroes don't live in runt sheds lad
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>>67248404
do him a favour, drop the dolls off at his work
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>>67248441
makes me thingk
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>>67248466
it's of the coast of some african country
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>>67248367
madman
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>>67248303
scilly isles, pharaoh
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>>67248466
Umm the runts do sweetie xx
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>>67248455
Gonna come back as a crow on a beach
Saw a bunch of them on my hols and it looks like the life of riley
Fly about, eat crabs and that, beautiful
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Wanking in the library since i'm the only one here
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might start posting yeah after every post, yeah?
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business plan: turn dirt into poo
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>>67248502
PEI or somewhere else abandoned?
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Wanking in the library since there's loads of people
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>>67248471
not swinging past the call centre today desu
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what should I spend my free leech tokens on

got any good album recommendations
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>>67248521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I made me think of this
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bought a willy washer to was my fingers
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Any North Americans here?
I want to move to Canada.
Firstly, which state should I pick? I've narrowed it down to Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta or British Columbia.
Secondly, how do I get the right to move there??
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might start posting juhnahamean after every post, juhnahamean?
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Might start posting . after every post.
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>>67248581
alri Jamie
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>>67248581
shit gimmick lad, yeah?
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>>67248607
this post made me yawn
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>>67248580

we're full unless you're a scots lass
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sean lock is one of the funniest comedians currently alive
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have never been friendzoned lads

[spoiler]because i've been close enough to a woman to even be her friend[/spoiler]
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>>67248613
gonna put you six feet under you little insect, juhnahamean?
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bit cold out
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>>67248581
don't care for this gimmick , Kapeesh
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>>67248619
>we're full unless you're a chink or paki
ftfy la
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>>67248617
I'll have you yawning through a straw if you don't watch your sodding mouth
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>[spoiler][/spoiler]
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My 3 year old just asked why Hillary Clinton lost as I was tucking her in
My heart just sank, I didn't know what to tell her
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>>67248580
Dont even bother, you will NOT be accepted. Only way to get here through immigration is getting a work visa, being a millionaire businessmen, or having a PhD in rocket science
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*whispers oh-oh I got stamina in your ear as you browse the pot noodles*
*disappears into the night*
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>[code][/code]
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got called a wufter and had the shit kicked out of me earlier by a few trump supporters for listening to karma chameleon a tad too loud through my headphones

world has gone mental I tell you lads
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Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.
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There's a japanese version of Geordie Shore lads

Can't deal

This is amazing
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>>67248633
>tfw acquaintancezoned
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>>67248703
jappy shore yeah?
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>>67248663
good luck mate i'm 6'2" and built like a plantagenet monarch
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>>67248722
creasing
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>>67248722
it's called "Terrace House: Boys and Girls in the City"
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>>67248702
"Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb."
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>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.
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>woke up at 2pm after sleeping for 4 hours
>haven't gotten out if bed all day
>missed two lectures
>done no work
>haven't replied to two important emails because of laziness
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>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb
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>tfw 5'4" and built like a shepherd's pie
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>>67248702
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>>67248688

don't forget the 50,000 rapefugees
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>>67248675
>as I was tucking her in
I read this a bit wrong at first
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radical centrists BFTO
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>>67248465
It means that the driver received the package at 14:03 you fucking runt
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Oh look a yankeedoodle fudged it up
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>>67248755

sheperd's pie is the wrong term

the correct term is cottage pie
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Three hats and an arse.

Cheers, pipsqueaks.
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>>67248751
a
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>>67248760
Rorke twat
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Why do all the fedoraposters seem to come out of the woodwork at the same time?
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>>67248771

swear owen has aids or something

what else explains his deathly pallor and rings under his eyes
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>>67248794
they're two different things you lunatical mongoloid
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>>67248794
nah we say sheperd's pie
and fisherman's pie
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>>67248580
Maritimes lad, don't be surrounded by JFs
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ah yes
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>>67248455
hermit crab
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on the bus
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>>67248830
probably the stress of seeing his worldview crumble before him daily
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>>67248839
>>67248840

I know more about british cuisine then you could ever know. so pipe down
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>>67248745
>this attempt at fedoraposting
horrific. nice selfie though lad
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>>67248688
>you will NOT be accepted
ummm he will if he's brown sweetie x
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>>67248731
m8 im 6''4 and built like a Weissian duke
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>>67248771
I don't mind this cuck. Every time he's on TV he's at least coherent and confident with his argument and makes his points well.
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>>67248861
You're gonna get spawn killed >>67248501
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i think this yank is working on a level of irony much deeper than I initially thought
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>>67248441
i see you paraphrasing sargon of akkad

can't fool me
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What is the worst gimmick on /brit/?
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>>67248875
go back to you pootine m8
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>>67248885
Lol no he can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCTGwmYr_rE
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>>67248875
take your pots off the hob and simmer down i'm over 170cm tall and built like a B&Q sales assistant
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>>67248919
you posting anything at all, absolutely atrocious gimmick
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>>67248919
Best gimmick: pint glass posting
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>>67248688
Or

>go on holiday
>never leave
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So some illiterate former terrorist from the middle eastern deserts gets a free pass to leech of the state in Canada for the rest of his life,
while an honest hard working British lad who wants to just work and contribute to the colonial's society will get denied a temporary visa?
The state of it is bloody ridiculous.
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can I get an actual redpill on trump
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>>67248919
>that pic
Kek
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*grabs your buttocks*
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>>67248950
*glasses you*
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>>67248889
nah i'd be a domesticated hermit crab

get bought for some 12 year old kid's aquarium and die when he gets bored of it and forgets to feed me
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goodnight lads
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>>67248879
">this attempt at fedoraposting
horrific. nice selfie though lad"
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>>67248929
>here is a solitary example of him being overcome with emotion regarding a tragic event

Yeah, nice one. You've certainly BTFO my point there.
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>>67248688
can't be that hard if a muslim can do it
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>>67248965
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>>67248952
Why would you move to Canada just to be poor/homeless?
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>>67248953
nah you can emigrate to canada fairly easy
i know a bunch of cunts who've done it, just like australia
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>>67248991
absolute state of this
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>>67248957
run of the mill modern republican probably a bit like Dubya Bush
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>tfw my bad-fedoraposting gimmick is too sophisticated to be appreciated on /brit/
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>>67249003
I'm White, employers aren't going to check for a visa.
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>>67249018
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back from work lads
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>>67248957
not in a /brit General ,ivory coast
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>>67249018
fedoraposting is ironic, doing bad fedoraposting is ironic-ironic, they cancel out so you're actually just a fedora
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>>67248939
enjoyed this post
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>>67248957
kremlin agent
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/r9k/ is laughing at us again
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>>67249020
If i ever see your runt mug here
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>>67248919
bradposting
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>fedoraposting is ironic, doing bad fedoraposting is ironic-ironic, they cancel out so you're actually just a fedora
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glad to see the yeahposter has abandoned his tragic gimmick, juhnahamean?
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You know what's crazy? My first Calvin Klein campaign came out on the day that Alton Sterling was killed by the police. That day, I went home and wrote a letter to the fashion industry, expressing my feelings on police brutality and the duty fashion media has to help change the perception of black people.

After seeing my letter, the company brought my back to shoot for them a second time. On the day of this shoot, the CFO of Calvin Klein walked up to me as I was getting my makeup done and told me her two mixed daughters read my letter and they felt so beautiful and proud. I was so moved and immediately brought to tears.

Yesterday, the day Donald Trump was voted into office, my second campaign came out and I felt all the same things I did on the day Alton Sterling was killed. As a queer black woman, it is frightening but I will not succumb to fear. Despite all of the messages that tell me I should hate myself and feel insecure about who I am, all of the messages that tell me I am less of a human, all of the messages that tell me that we are not made equal, I am so proud to be EXACTLY who God created me to be.

Let's keep spreading this awareness, love and positivity.
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>>67248995
You want an essay or something?
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>>67249018
im liking it a lot mate i did one myself a minute ago
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stop hydraulic pressing the mandem!!!!!
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>>67248953

buddy you can come here very easily.

People under the age of 30 from UK, Aus, and NZ can get working holiday visas to Canada at the drop of a hat. you just need to prove you have some money and you're not a criminal. I think it lasts 2 years.
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>>67249097
Yes, yes I do.
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>>67249081
Will decimate your cancuck arse and loot your documents swear down
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>>67249081
With him you might actually have a change at making a friend
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>>67248555
save them for specific releases/remasters you can't find anywhere else
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>>67249095
am unable to read so didn't process a single word of this post, yet i enjoyed it nonetheless
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>>67249131
>>67249140
Could kill you both with the snap of my fingers
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>>67249056
>Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)11:21:15 No.67249056 ▶
> >>67249018 (You)
> fedoraposting is ironic, doing bad fedoraposting is ironic-ironic, they cancel out so you're actually just a fedora
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watched a documentary in class today
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Why is "won't" shot for will not? Why not "willn't"?
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>>67249200
how is primary school?
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New:

>>>/lit/8710428
>>>/lit/8710428
>>>/lit/8710428
>>>/lit/8710428
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*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?!?!?!?!?
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>>67249130

Well i shan't be doing that lad , not doing work on a taiwanese pottery emblazing forum.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSC3RMstJl8

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/owen-jones-why-chavs-were-the-riots-scapegoats-7697824.html
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might go live in an airport like tom hanks did

free food and don't have to work
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Willn't be replying to you
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right hand index finger feels broken
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>>67249220

honestly feel uni is worse than elementary school some times. why the fuck do they take attendance for grown adults. who gives a shit if you show up to class, it should be based purely on your work.

/rant
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I died lads, bollocks
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>>67249193
found the syrian
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I SHOULD ENDEED
I SHOULD CARE FOR CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STECK
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don't ever reply to my post again you runt
*flushing sounds*
*watery squealing*
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Difficult choice ahead, lads.
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Just bought an 8-in-1 multi torch from JML, lads.
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>>67249285
pur the freddo in the microwave then paste the extact onto the fudge
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>why yes, I do eat fudge
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>>67249283
Why is there so much water in yank toilets?
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>>67249274
what game?
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>>67249281
dont ruin my christmas you irish bastard
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feel like that guy from that film walter mitty

just want to explore
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>>67249327
Bloodborne
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>>67249267
>tfw lectures aren't compulsory

Still have to come in for tutorials, dissections and the like though
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>>67249346
loser
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>>67249285
>25p
absolute state of Freddos
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>>67249329
I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST
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>>67249365
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been reading Nigel Slater cook books since before any of you runts were even born
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>>67249278
Im 1/16th syrian, dont oppress me cracka!
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>>67249283
me on the left
you in the toilet
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>>67249376
Mays britain
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just did a massive poo lads yeah?
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>>67249376
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>>67249376
bet brexit was behind this one
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*pressures you into doing things you're not comfortable with*
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think in this dark time we should elect a muzzie PM 2bh
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>>67249349

>dissections

what goes on in british universities?
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>>67249419
dissections
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>>67249376
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES, BREXITRUNTS
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>>67248303
Migingo Island, an island in Lake Victoria
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>>67249372
prefer parking pataweyo desu

>>67249387
*glares at you*
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No Owen this would be disastrous. You can't fight fire with fire. Pitting one extreme against another will simply lead to war.

However unpalatable to people like you, the centrist way is the only way to lasting peace - what's missing is the compromise from sensible people on both sides to meet in the middle and defeat both left and right extremism.
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>>67249346
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>>67249311
Sounds a bit runty tibih
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>>67249434

to be clear: you're cutting open human corpses and analyzing them?
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feels good to win for a change
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going to do a big and satisfying poo
wish me luck!!
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>>67249376
If it was still British owned this wouldn't have happened
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>>67249473
good luck x
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ah, differential equations... interesting stuff... NOT!
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>No Owen this would be disastrous. You can't fight fire with fire. Pitting one extreme against another will simply lead to war.

>However unpalatable to people like you, the centrist way is the only way to lasting peace - what's missing is the compromise from sensible people on both sides to meet in the middle and defeat both left and right extremism.
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>>67249464
that's called a dissection
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Will Britain Ever Have A Black Prime Minister?

Fucking BBC going all out now FFS
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>>67249464
why did you jump to human corpses at the word dissection

didn't you cut frogs and stuff up in school
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>>67249473
My lást poo looked like a freddo
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>>67249496
rorke
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11618848
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618848
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618848
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618848

done a poll but it's not that important so don't worry if you haven't got time
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>>67249473
don't fall in
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Reply to this post or a skellington will poz your neghole with his tibia
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>>67249502
">lást"
FOJF
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*wobbles into thread*

anybody else here a 2nd order linear ODE?
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>>67249502
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I'm driving with my mom in a car
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>>67249531
both are ugly munters

wouldnt shag
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>>67249441
thank you urugay
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>>67249501
haha no we had no french people to hand

#justanglothings
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>>67249501

think we could do fetal pigs in hs, but it was optional
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das it mané
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>>67249545
broom broom
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>>67249534
Ňąh ýőű fůçķ off ţwåţ
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>>67249508
Rotten paki, fuck off.
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>>67249531
>hmm, let's see now, I'm wearing a navy dress and dark eyeliner
>which of my many pairs of shoes shall I wear with this overall crepuscular ensemble
>ahh yes, the cream New Look sale heels
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>16:39
>sun is setting

/comfy/
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>>67249598
>still have to be up at 6am for waging
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>>67249596
Poofter
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about to head to sleep as it nears noon here
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ˢʰʰ˒ ᵗʰᶤˢ ᶤˢ ᵃ ˡᶤᵇʳᵃʳʸ˒ ᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶤᶰᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵛᵒᶤᶜᵉ
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>>67249464
Yea, I'm doing medicine

Only other degrees that would do it are anatomy and mayble life scientists and some of the biologists
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>>67249618
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM
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ᵇᵒᵍᵉʸˢ
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doing a poo lads
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>>67249593
rorke
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another night on the chon
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*goes in on you two footed, leaving you in a writing heap*

haha sorry mate
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>>67249598
/depressing/

My flat's fucking freezing, I went for a nap and by the time I woke up it was dark

Really need to move to Australia or somewhere hot tbqh
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Implementing policies
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>>67249527
If you really want a (You) just ask, we are a kind people
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a writing heap
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>>67249663
me on the left
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>>67249656
Paki
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>ywn be dan snow
>ywn be a handsome well paid tv historian
>ywn work with your dad who is also your best m8
>ywn marry the daughter of the richest man in britain

Not sure I can carry on with this sham that I call my life after this feel
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I check the results of strawpolls before voting in them
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>>67249659
haha no prob lad least you inspired me to write a semi autobiographical novel
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>>67249702
rorke
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the heating system in my flat doesn't really work

i mean it does but i have to go to the basement and get firewood then load it into this ancient furnace in my bedroom and hope i don't suffocate from the smoke

not ideal this
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>>67249708
Melt
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remember when I was in middle school this older lad timmy jumped on my back while I was walking down the street

quite the banter
>>
>>67249560
---------------------
^ this is the fine line between fun and games and repulsive hatespeech. be very careful in future mate. have been warned
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>nearly 5
>package still isnt here

I FUCKING PAID EXTRA FOR NEXT DAY DELIVERY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
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business idea: one /brit/poster from each of our respective countries becomes PM of their country, and conspire to deport all rasheeds back to muslamistan
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>>67249687
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>67249732
Did you toss him off?
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>>67249741
time to head off to your shit job now yeah?
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>>67249747

I tried to, but he held onto me like he was taking a piggyback ride.

then he jumped off

not sure if he was bullying me or if he was just a bit nutters
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I don't usually go on /pol/ but this made me kek hard

>>>/pol/97708121

Imagine it lads
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>>67249786
>he tried to toss him off
You a bender mate?
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>>67249724
The fuck?

Is it even legal to rent a flat out without central heating?

poor lad, find one of those attractive but fucked up German girls to keep you warm
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>tfw too powerful to fight back
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>>67249656
You smell of shit and curry
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>>67249775
i wanted to wear my new kicks so the lads at work dont make fun of my shoes

fuck sake
>>
Fucking sick of the tedious little swots who inhabit my flat now desu
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>>67249813
rorke
>>
>>67249703
Pan Head hates Dan Snow
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>>67249811
i live in an informal sublet and the building is at least a hundred years old, last renovated before the war i think

the gf is coming over later that should help
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>why don't you just grow up and get a wife anon?
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>>67249872
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>>67249868

isn't that considered a modern building in germany
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>>67249905
yes it's from around the modernist period
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>>67249872
I have a 18 year old wife who has birthed 4 children so far

Such is the Icelandic way
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>>67249872
why don't you just FUCK OFF
>>
Posh & Becks getting divorced lads
>>
finish the line
why pamper life's complexities when the ______________________
>>
next time you lads get cold get a mug of apple juice, add a big sprinkle of cinnamon and microwave it til it's nice and warm. like drinking an apple pie desu, warms you right up.
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>>67249948
i've only met one icelander before and he was literally a 21 year old man married with 2 kids

is the meme really real?
>>
Making pizza again tonight. x
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Imagine regularly using a paki girl for sex and leading her to believe that a white guy actually likes her

Howling at this thought

Just imagine how emotionally rattled she'd be when you tell her you don't date pakis
>>
Why is everyone desperate for attention these days?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3924008/Pub-staff-call-father-beggar-asks-mash-gravy-baby.html
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>>67249989
germans seem to love apples for some reason

everywhere has apple juice, apple soda and apple sauce
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Lads, the gender pay gap is 13.9%, so women are effectively working for free til 31st Dec.

Disgusting desu
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>>67249989
wrongun
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>>67249992
Yes

My grandmother birthed 8 children
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>>67249994

make your own dough and sauce?
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>>67250021
The gender pay gap isn't real.
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>obama giving trump the grand tour of the white house
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>>67250045

reported to the authorities for hate speech
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>not a single Democrat county in Oklahoma

wew
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>>67250045
It is they earn 13.9% less
>>
lend me a tenner or two m8
>>
Amazing how Americans voted for Trump just to get Amy Schumer to leave
>>
>>67250074

wish the republicans were blue like conservatives in the rest of the anglosphere
>>
>>67250035
didn't read but think they're planning something sinister
>>
Why are there random counties that voted Clinton in the middle of strong Republican states?

They're not even cities/towns, just random countryside
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she's dead now, possibly trolled to death
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>>67250027
Yes. Though sauce is very easy. I keep it very plain, passata, garlic, basil, salt and pepper.

Although gonna make one pizza white and one regular red.
>>
>>67250089
Business idea: only hire women and save money
>>
>>67250103
who knows? gerrymandering? statistical oddity?

which counties are you thinking of?
>>
>>67250111
maggie aint looking so good
>>
>>67250118
women do a shite job though
>>
>>67250118
I'm out
>>
>>67250098

she had a meltdown on insta where she was crying about how people telling her to pack her bags are racists
>>
>>67250098
hope she fucks off and doesnt come here desu
>>
hello MEN
RAPED any women today? or is it still too early?
>>
>>67250103

usually the answer is non-whites
>>
My great grand dad had a posh accent

Looking down on you plebeians
>>
gonna back that Gogglebox girl on I'm A Celeb this year lads
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i feel really wierd like im going to die
my arms and fingers are feeling really weak and my eyes hurt
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>>67250173
i like to have one as soon as i wake up
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>>67250005
>wants free food
>gets told he has to pay for it
>starts crying
>runs to the press

Cunt.
>>
>>67250180
but how? they're countryside counties that are probably 95% white
>>
>>67250173
>qt cashier
>"would you like a bag?"
>"no thank you"
she was literally shaking
>>
>gonna back that Gogglebox girl on I'm A Celeb this year lads
possibly the runtiest sentence of all time
>>
>>67249660
in the summer you guys are too hot in the winter too cold, are A.C. units not common over there or something?
>>
my arms are shaky
my knees are weak
can't seem to stand on my own 2 feet
>>
>>67250221
>don't live around any minorities
>give them the benefit of the doubt
>be a leftie
>>
YOU LOSE, GENERAL KENOBI
>>
>>67250221

there are native reserves all across the western part of the US, and in the south there are lots of rural areas with majority black populations. not all blacks are city folks
>>
>>67250195
Doesn't this belong on Lolcow?
>>
>>67250280
are the countryside ones better than the city folk
>>
2 degrees lads

literally shaking rn
>>
>>67249716
Better than being a paki, intact anything is better than being a paki


>>67250026
made me think
>>
>>67250237
In cars yes but not houses
>>
from my point of view the democrats won the election
>>
>>67250307
get the heating on lad
>>
>>67250307
9 degrees here
>being a poortherner

lmao
>>
>>67250295
yea, she does
>>
>>67250331
southern poofter
>>
>>67248580
I tried BC about 5 years ago
Its impossible, and I have family there
>>
>>67250330
im so happy your ilk got BTFO

dumb globalist kike
>>
>>67250330
then you are lost
>>
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ah yes, the black belt
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Hello /brit/, I have never visited here before, but I believe this thread is for the discussion of British culture.
I have seen that Trump is considering a British politician named Nigel Farage for an ambassador position.
I don't know who he is and could you guys tell me a little about him?
>>
Taking my mom to Spain she thinks it's a third world country what is she like
>>
>>67250346
i'm a northerner mate, doesnt mean i have to freeze my bollocks off
>>
>>67250181
vocaroo
>>
>>67250389
he's basically Trump but more intelligent
>>
>>67250389
leave this thread or I will dropkick you off a cliff
>>
hello peeps
>>
>>67250299

can't personally say I know much about it, but I know that they tend to be dirt poor and generally pretty isolated.
>>
>>67250407
FOIP
>>
>>67250386
I wish black people woke up and realised they don't have to vote for the Democrats. Dems should have to earn their vote rather than pandering with dabs and beyonce.
>>
Could you visit the US on holiday and vote in their elections? (in states with no voter ID)
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>>67250389
he cannot be barraged
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>>67250360
ah yes well done rorke, well done

HOWEVER
*surreptitiously crashes the economy*
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>>67250389
Face of Bregzit
>>
>>67250443
ahh yes, the chinaman strikes again
>>
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>get more votes
>lose

ah yes, democracy manifest!
>>
>>67250457
no

you need to register to vote beforehand

bellend
>>
>>67250389
he's our member of european parliament, after the brexit vote all he does it bitch and get reprimanded

why trump wants an extremely anti-european union ambassador to represent the usa is a mystery
>>
>>67250448

the funny thing is they used to vote republican not that long ago because it was the party of lincoln.

then when johnson started building the welfare state they all switched over
>>
>>67250457
You have to have someone's name and address
>>
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change since 2012
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>>67250389
>but I believe this thread is for the discussion of British culture.
Well son you thought wrong
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>>67250545
me. on the top right
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>>67250592
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mental that the two greatest men in history, Augustus Caesar and Jesus of Nazareth, existed at the same time as each other but never met
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>>67250477
So far my portfolio has been up 4.7% in one day. What are you even talking about?
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>>67250553
I asked on Reddit and they directed me here
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>>67250545
I live in that area
>>
>>67250545
imagine if republicans start winning new england and the rust belt regularly
>>
>>67250636
Nige is ukip leader and instigator of Brexit, he is based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4
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>>67250627
>jesus
>existing
>>
>>67250727
won't happen. next election, US will be minority white and no republican can get as much support as trump
>>
>>67250627
weird innit
>>
Post-brexit trade policy idea:

1. There will be no tariff or non-tariff barriers on imports into the UK.
2. Imports will be regulated exactly like domestic production
3. That's it
>>
might nip down to the local coop and get some reduced items

anyone want owt?
>>
Any good films, lads?
>>
>>67250845
yeh loads
>>
>>67250791
cornetto
>>
>>67250779
but trump's going to deport all the hispanics and muslims
>>
>>67250791
salt and vin crips
>>
>>67250857
alri, thanks
>>
Going to the doctor
Gonna try and get a gf prescription
>>
>>67250845
get us a spatula la
>>
>>67250917
willing to bet medicinal prostitution will be a thing in 10 years
>>
the Simpsons have been "predicting" events for years. People don't take it seriously because "it's a cartoon". Matt Groening is a 33rd degree Freemason, the highest degree, and is definitely 'in the know' with future events that are planned.
>>
quitting cigarettes and it seems i've replaced them with drinking a can of coke somewhat subconsciously
>>
>>67250960
I read recently they are making 'unable to get laid' an actual medical disorder
>>
>>67250785
Imports and exports aren't really the problem with commodities being so devalued at the moment.

Germany needs to keep its investment in energy and futures trading firms in the UK, that's what is driving our trade economy right now. Tariffing that would be a disaster.
>>
>>67250845
You seen jacob's ladder?
>>
ah yes, that post drought period where everyone's saving their posts for the next thread
>>
>>67251016
I sure hope K-pop lad gets first post
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>>67251011
>less than 90% on rotten tomatoes
Will not ever be seeing this
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>>67251053
certified i dont care
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>>67251084

New thread

>>67251084
>>
why did John McCain have to lose
>>
>>67251011
Took a look, might watch it today. Thanks
>>67251053
Most 90% movies on rottentomatoes have to fit a certain formula, the lower rated but good ones tend to be more daring and interesting
>>
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>>67250389
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