/brit/

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korean pop

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

going to apply to help build the wall lads

my foot fell asleep ahhhhhh

Ah yes let's just build a 2000 mile long wall

hmm yes that won't bankrupt the country

why won't senpai notice me

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https://twitter.com/ianaIexander/status/796522504856735744

YAAAAAAAS

SLAAAAAY

*clicks fingers*

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>weather drops below 15c
>shops suddenly decide to blast their heaters full whack and everyone has the heating on at home 24/7

>>67245707
hope u set an alarm haha

>>67245721
would throttle this runt with one swift kick

Got called a spacker in spacker earlier spackers

>>67245721
What is intersectional feminism?

>>67245734
>15C/60F outdoors
>cold
lol I am laphing

Keep telling myself I'll start playing bloodborne, it's been sitting around unopened for like a year now so I think I'll give it a go, anyone got any useful tips for me? x

i feel like the wall is the perfect embodiment of rorkist policy ideas

>>67245721
so cringy I had to turn it off after 10 seconds

why do these insects think their opinions on anything matter?

>>67245765
use the big sword

>>67245758
Apparently feminism + anti-racism/anti-homophobia, etc.

>>67245765
use the little axe

>>67245765
saw cleaver and pistol
red lanterns mean NPC's
insight is key

business idea: new conservative podcast called "Rorke Talk"

>>67245775
they watched the Hunger Games and think some gay little speech will solve all of their problems
"we just gotta keep believing guys"
future will be a living hell for these people in all honesty

>>67245775
Hey now. He's an actor in The OA!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8401660/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

And many strokes, though with a little axe,
Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak.

business idea: new conservative sitcom "Rorke and Mindy"

>>67245814
i'm in as long as americans don't come on and pronounce it wrong

Mummy woke me up late today

>>67245848
Rawr-key tor-key

Business idea: boots that walk for you

genuinely think clearest blue is one of the greatest songs ever created by humans

Pissing down outside lads

Really dark in my room even though it's the middle of the day

Quite comfy 2bh

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Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew,
and if you support trump an' is a white boi? fuck you too

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>>67245843

>>67245877
they'll pronounce it rawk tawk

>>67245767
imagine poland was this third world corrupt shithole ran by cartels that funnel billions of dollars in drugs over your border along with human trafficking

also imagine that millions of uneducated poor people were flooding across your border by the millions

now imagine that those illegal immigrants are taking refuge in your cities and are being granted free driver's licenses and voting privileges

i hope you can see why the wall is so important

business idea: exchange goods and services for money

why don't gay people just not be so gay?

nobody would mind them then

>>67245843
these kids are too young to get that

>>67245903
Rork tahk for me.

>>67245913
Will never catch on.

there are only two good milataries left in Europe, us and France

EU army would be a shambles

Business idea: take advantage of political instability by selling weapons to both sides

>>67245918
I know a guy who's gay and I didn't even know until someone told me. He's just like a regular bloke.

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>>67245824
>buck vu

>>67245940
yeah except GAY lol

>>67245934
Since when is the US in Europe?

How was germany not legalised poofter marriage?

>>67245930
why to yanks pronounce shit so badly

>Graham Crackers
>Gram Crackers

>Mirror
>Murr

>Aluminium
>Aluminum

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>>67245934
us isn't European, mong

>>67245842
I'll show you many strokes
*unzips dick*

>>67245964
sharia does not allow it

>>67245775
Arrogant students desu

Honestly though, Gen Z is mentally diseased. Raised on social media and reality TV by psycho mothers and emasculated fathers, buying into an online cult of victimhood and attention seeking, pathological liars obsessed with their own heroism and martyrdom, absolute psychological disaster zone. Pineals utterly obliterated. Third eye put out with the intellectual equivalent of a white hot poker.

>>67245908
yes, I get it, immigration is an important issue

the point is, making improvements will probably take a lot of resources and different approaches in reducing poverty in latin america, destroying drug cartels with law enforcement, and finding a better way to manage migrant workers

but rorke has ADD and doesn't care to learn about any of that, he just wants to build muh wall

flashy but with no substance. do you know what i mean?

>>67245967
to be fair aluminum is spelt that way in america and is also a spelling that came before aluminium.
the british just decided to spice it up for no reason

>>67245979
hhahaHAHAHA

GREAT post

>>67245981
*falls over*

>>67245930
>tahk
Minnesota?

>>67246010
>Football
>Soccer

Disgusting

>>67245908
and what makes you think the cartel/traffickers won't bribe their way through the wall just as they do with border patrol now?

>>67245765
just spam R1 like every other Souls game

we need to abandon mathematical polling models and return to good old fashioned political philosophy

Business idea: invade countries to allow oil companies access to their reserves

>>67246010
i could care less what its like in america

soccer is the correct word

football is the turbomong terminology

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>>67246054
>R1

>>67245821
>future will be a living hell for these people in all honesty

God I hope so. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to watch as they repeatedly lose their battles and keep picking themselves up thinking a tweet or a video or a hashtag will save them.

This is going to be the best 4 years.

>>67246010
remember some science lad on tv saying if people wanted to be chemically accurate and follow naming conventions of other elements it should be 'alumium'. everyone fucked it up for some reason.

Business idea: buy land and forcibly remove the natives so you can extrat natural resources

>>67246056
we need to forget everything we've learned in the past 450 years and have a second go at the renaissance

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>>67245824
>Height: 5' 0½" (1.54 m)

>>67245967
>Grah-um crackers
>Meer-er
>A name that predates standardization that has stuck
>>67246024
>An old upper-class name for the sport which is in any case not that popular in the US
Though tbf there are more aesthetic accents such as the Irish and Scottish ones.

>>67246020
Chicago, which does have similar vowel-fronting.

@67246061
It's couldn't care less you utter mongoloid.

>>67246089
Do you guys still spell it "Sulphur"? We won with that spelling.

>>67246073
kill me, pete

>>67246073
Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are exclusive to PlayStation. Souls is a PS series you mong

>>67246101
>buy

Pleb

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Whenever I feel it coming on
You can be well aware
If ever I try to push you away
You can just KEEP ME
TELL ME
Tell me tell me you'll MEET me
Tell me tell me you'll KEEP me
Tell me tell me you'll MEET me
WILL YOU MEET ME MORE THAN HALFWAY UP

>>67246024
>>67246061
hey I'm not defending those yankisms

but aluminum is one case where it's correct

>>67246128
soccer isn't even a yankism

the word was CREATED in the UK

A dreaded sunny day

So I'll meet you at the cemetary gates

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>Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are exclusive to PlayStation. Souls is a PS series you mong

>>67246152
>the world was CREATED in the UK
fixed it for you lad

>>67246101
Preferably for a couple of glass beads

>>67246152
sock her

>mirror
>murr

this aussie is fucking retarded. if anything we pronounce it meer

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got a big folder full of the ex's nudes and videos but I haven't been able to bring myself to open it haha

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>>67246165
*tips*

Business idea: create a system where minorities are always at a disadvantage while the majority benefit from privilege of a lack of real stereotypes and discrimination

always had a sneaking suspicion i'm leonardo da vinci reincarnated 2bh

gonna invent something any day now

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section him

>>67246191
wank to it to spite her

67246208
This is a satire board, get out of here with your facts and reason

>>67246225
why would I want to spite her haha still madly in love with her hahaha waheyyy yeah i'll have another carling smithy cheers ma-I SAID CHEERS MATE

>>67245764
tbf our temperature feels a lot colder/warmer than it is due to the moisture in our air

also we're at -1ºC these past few days

fuck sake

the batteries have gone in the telly controls

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Why is this annoying Cockney twat a thing?

>>67246290
literally who

Got myself a gf lads

Just kidding haha

https://twitter.com/BrianaSantiago/status/796529459981586432

Couldn't make it past 10 seconds

Why are lefties so fucking cringy lads?

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him

>>67246290
we don't have Game Grumps here

>>67246279
Fair enough, it's 51ºF/11ºC here, but it feels a lot colder due to the wind.

>>67246311
This year for British millennial progressives must have been like getting raped twice in one night

>>67246290
omg ! absolute gorg! wish he was my hubby! argh! xxxo

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>>67246311
hmm.

>>67245662
*shhhwing*

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sad thing is that we need another world war

>>67246311
jesus fucking christ

could've sworn aubamayang signed for man city in the summer? apparently not

>>67246365
not sad desu

war is good for moral and the economy
it's been too long since we've had one

>>67246217
definitely needs help
and yet refuses it
oh well

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>war is good for moral and the economy

>>67246408
>war is good for moral and the economy
t. "economist"

Bela Lugosi's dead

>>67246408
ah yes the great times in WW2 where there was no rationing at all

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>trying to do coursework
>nextdoor neighbours toddler is crying again

>>67246445
not that kind of war la
more like the gulf wars

had 'rito for lunch

q good

>>67246339
aside from defunding abortion clinics and launching a radical islam monitoring commision, I don't actually see anything in trump's policies for libtards to be outraged at

>>67246473
what, ONE dorito? what a runt

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>>67246471
pretty much just a giant subsidy to BAE desu

would rather spend a bunch of money on peaceful and useful things

like HS2 or Crossrail 2

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>>67246311
Seriously, what the actual fuck is wrong with them? They must have literally no sense self perception or embarassment. How can you listen for hours to people like this whining cunt and not have a moment of realisation that this is all just a massive ego stroking circlejerk for a bunch of freaks?

>>67246503
don't be a complete mong la

Lads, anyone else sexually attracted to fat women? Would absolutely ravish one of them, but the thought of dating one repulses me.

Just thinking about fatties gives me chubby (if you'd pardon the pun)

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>>67246512
>How can you listen for hours to people like this whining cunt and not have a moment of realisation that this is all just a massive ego stroking circlejerk for a bunch of freaks?

>>67246508
>Fuck the north east

Ah yes

I shat all over Trump and /pol/ before but the last few days have made me rediscover what an absolute cancer the modern left is. Hope he gasses the lot of them.

>>67246408
>turn your country into runs
>have an "economic miracle" post war rebuilding what was smashed to smithereens
Ah yes

>>67246546
Would you date a girl with a slight bit of chub?

>>67246546
had a chubby gf with a really qt face once

thought I could get her in shape but that shit is impossible

>>67246580
Possibly.

>>67246558
nobody lives there
no point

>>67246546
Unfortunately now this feel.

Despise them as human beings, would pay good money for a qt chubby girl to sit on my face.

get your ass to mars

Went to the gym yesterday for the first time in ages and now I'm sore as fuck

On the plus side, I could outlift the people I went with even though I've not done it for a long while.

Can't stop yawning

200mg of caffeine down the gullet isn't even working

>>67246646
will outlift you right in the fucking nose in a minute

m8 went into a fancy dress shop and asked if they have any MAGA caps aha

Should I go to this lecture lads

Tired as fuck desu, but haven't gotten out of bed all day

>>67246649
this post made me yawn

want to go for a pint with james milner

>>67246646
Sounds like you're bragging, wanna take it outside pal?

I'll fuckin' heem u

>>67246668
this post made me yawn

>>67246692
any footballer in the world and you pick him

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>>67246700

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>>67246649
>>67246681
>>67246700
these posts made me yawn

>>67246677
don't bother

*also yawns because everyone else is doing it*

>>67246731
this post didn't make me yawn

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real tired but can't sleep

>>67246681
>>67246700
>>67246731
>>67246750
>>67246743
Fucking terrible gimmick, where is australia

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>tfw went in uni for 3 hours and wrote 6 lines of code

the masters is going well

>>67246768
this post made me yawn

>>67246768
>implying Australia wouldn't come up with even worse

Absolutely yawning rn

>>67246712
i'm a boring cunt like him

Why do people turn into right tosspots once they get a motorbike?

How do I stop being so miserable lads

WORK

IN

2

HOURS

JUST

want to go for a sprite with messi

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listening to a bit of Bowie

>>67246822
haha what mate??? look at the clock it's PM not AM you melon!!!!! hahaha

*yawns*

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rasheed?

dream of a cheeky j2o with joey barton 2bh

>>67246822
your clock's wrong lad in 2 hours it's quittin time

Want to stop being so boring

Going to get a mohawk haircut

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alri

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>order some shit for next day delivery
>parcel picked up at 7am by driver
>still hasn't arrived

ahh yes thanks yodel

want to grab a mcdonalds mocha frapp with andrea pirlo

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the gf

>>67246894
how interesting
*yawns*

>>67246816
*BRUMMMMMMMM brummMmmm RMMMMMMMM*

WHAT DID YOU SAY MATE C-- CANT HEAR Y *BRRMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmREVVVV REVVVVVVVV*

*points at ear*
*shakes head*

JUST TEX US MATE

>>67245679
are you the same guy who keeps posting the same thing or are you quoting a mamay?

>>67246900
there's a yodel warehouse round the corner from my work
might go round there, ask if they've got a package for an anime nonce and throw it in the fucking river haha how about that?

>>67246848
>>67246883
>he doesn't work night shift

FONT

post some tunes
https://youtu.be/KeZXDconu0w

Had sex behind Tescos

>>67246932
runt life

>>67246942
>clicked open
>saw title

shan't be listening to this pig

>>67246961
every little helps

>>67246928
oops I forgot

*does a wheelie as I drive past a group of girls*

Need some date ideas lads

>>67246932
>he works

FONT

>>67246993
nonce

#blackandbritish

What's with those springs that stick out of skirting boards?

>>67247005
No, I don't want her for sex. Just need a fake daughter for the day.

>>67247010
have a wash lad

>>67246993
good luck finding a babysitting job as a bloke

>>67246993
how old did you say she was

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bet i'm the biggest wasteman here

>Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says

not a puppet not a puppet not a puppet

>>67247015
urrrRRremmdrrrrRRremmmUURRRemmddrrremmedrremmmrrRRRrr

>>67246993
shall be reporting this to the polis

>>67247035
Said I had her in uni, so anywhere from 3-6

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>I know you can't have underage escorts (good thing) but is there any way you can rent a kid to play your daughter for the day.

>Told people in work I have a daughter to get time off work and now I need to produce her

not even calling the police on this absolute disgrace, I'm cutting out the middleman and calling Big Andy and his lads to do his kneecaps a disservice

https://www.instagram.com/p/gi3KTtOkry/

me doing a banter in the kitchen

>>67246961
>>67246994
FONT

>>67247064
Do you have a nephew? You can pretend he is non-binary

>trump gets elected
>burger shares rise 20%

at least some good came out of that

What does "FONT" stand for?

>>67247045
not even calling the police on you, absolute disgrace. I'm cutting out the middleman and calling Big Andy and his lads to do your kneecaps a disservice

>>67247110
full on nomadic troll

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>67247110
they mean typeface

>>67247111
what's a wasteman

>>67247110
Fuck Off Nonce Twat

alri lads

need someone to bust my kneecaps

>>67246546
>>67246546
very much know this feel, except when it comes down to it I couldn't bring myself to shag one

Wank a lot to amateur chubby girls porn because doggy seems like a lot of fun and you could just do whatever you wanted to them

Had a chance to pull one at a bar, she was all over me, but I was just too ashamed to actually bring her home.

>>67247111
why do they call him big andy

>>67247167
alri

>>67247182
FONT

>>67247184
he's a big guy

>>67247181
need someone to bust my billiards

new start at work is a proper chad

english southern ponce doesnt belong here up here, he sounds like someone out of the inbetweeners his, shall be turning his spine into a flump come tomorrow

>>67247209
offer him a spiked shandy

*yawns*

just started a new job and everyone seems awfully friendly!

asd

Dr. Poopvel, I'm CIA

>>67246994
soak em in water first
and blend em with some blueberries and bananas

just moved up north and started work yesterday

weird midget dirty runt keeps trying to say hello to me, sperges out and runs away. will probably have to deck him tomorrow

>>67247300
t. Nigger

Nonces Anonymous, also known as NA

*pulls up a seat*

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>What did you do for fun when you were young grandad?
>Well I posted on this anime imageboard on the internet, specifically the British part of the International board
>That sounds fun! Did you make lots of friends there? What were there names? Are you still in touch?
>No, it was an anonymous imageboard so we all had the name Anonymous when we talked. We couldn't tell which person was which, we just identified each other by our "gimmicks", which were like little in-jokes we all shared. We never met each other in real life. But in many ways they were my best friends.

>>67247273
fantastic
great job
excellent
very impressive

>>67247357
FONT

>>67246357
Go on

why is everybody here such a boring cunt that never bothers to make a better-than-dogshit post

>>67247431
bit rude

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you are all just a number in an endless string of repeating digits that is under my control

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>>67247357

Cheap Thrills > The Greatest

>>67247431
it's free though

How to clean semen and dog feces from bedsheets

>>67247352
*doesn't take notice of you*

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i can't sleep

hahaha it's not funny

Why do certain types of 'people' keep their shoes on whilst fornicating on videos?

>>67247252
Well...That's because you have got big jugs

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/796121604690497536

interesting

>>67247507
t. Jim Carrey

>>67247506
Americans?

>>67247507
alri donald trump

Any choons lads

>>67247458
>>67247477
thanks for proving my point lads
enjoy your subject-less abyss of a general full of pakis lol

>>67247526
dugs?

>>67247507
alri jim davidson

tfw no socks w/ dugs on

>>67247583
Actually have some

just asked the proto gf out on a date

waiting on her reply

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>>67247532
Correct
>>67247544
>>67247567
Incorrect

>>67247563
i blame the yanks tbqh

FUTURE (future)
PLEASURES (pleasures)

just shagged a girl round the back of the local spoons

anyone watch stranger things?

just knifed a girl round the back of the local forks

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http://news.sky.com/story/trump-supporters-dare-celebrities-to-pack-their-bags-10651896

Gimmick idea: repost old stuff from bash and pretend I made them up

>>67247677
watched it well before you lmao

>>67247638
do you wanna be my cute iceland boyfriend?

Getting the daily dose of Milo lads

just binned a girl round the back of the bins

>>67247659
ah yes just blame the yanks

it's always the yank's fault

>>67247701
your medal is in the post

it's good though

>>67247712
Stewart or Yianapopoloukike?

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the so-called "southern powerhouse"

>>67247744
that doesn't look like it belongs there

>>67247720
Yanks are no better than leaves, tbqh

>>67247744
silly train, roads are for cars

>>67247708
Straight as an arrow
(Not counting in flight because the arrow gets all wavy when it's flying through the air)

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rate

Got called misogynist in Aldi lads

>>67247744
southerners can't handle their trams

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>>67247744

>>67247777
>violent past
kek

Not sure how to react to the increasing number of both pakis and white converts to Islam
Makes me very scared for my future tbqh

>>67247744
if trains were nationalized would this have happened

>>67247777
doing it wrong boy

BB is the ultimate paedophile character creator, make use of it

>>67247808
Just winging it

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

>>67247744
The United Absolute States of British Public Transportation.

>>67247820
What are you trying to say here?
Nothing wrong with that.
Only one race in this world; the human race.

i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

>>67247850
good post

>>67247777
Nothing personnel, I presume?

>>67247846
*upvotes*
roflcopter!! you remind me of russel howard haha

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ah yes.. the potential gf isnt looking likely

>>67247820
the only whites that covert to islam are autistic mongs that get bullied

not really bothered desu

>>67247820
Are there whiteys wearing hijabs over there?
That's fucked

>>67247876
was that funny in your head

>>67247851
Abos are not human you daft dingo cunt

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Ah yes
https://youtu.be/q-pUHYXRvIk
A world united versus islam?

>>67247894
why don't people talk over the phone anymore

am i getting old or what

>>67247894
Aww

What went wrong?

>>67247894
All she had to say was i'm not interested, instead she insists on writing an anthology baka

>>67247894
>heck yeah
you can do better la

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>>67247894
Ah yes the friend zone meme

Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand

>>67247924
replying to epic post
include me in the screencap

>>67247930
>Assad guilt of crimes against humanity
>Trump and Putin now both back him

ah yes

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Bastard butcher has hiked up the price of his prepared meals

>>67248008
He's raised the steaks?

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

>>67247994
>>67247924
seen these ones already

>>67247894
lmao dating a woman who goes to church

>>67248035
(Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)

Would you let your gf kiss you on the lips after she just swallowed your load?
Would that be gay?

>>67248027
stunning

>>67247940
Nah you're just autistic. I'm older than you and we havent talked on the phone since like middle school

>>67248027
Howler of a post

Just put on a trouser

>>67247777
hope you use the whip desu
or get the DLC and use the saif

>>67248055
strawpoll it lad

>>67248008
this post and this post >>67248027 were made by the same person

>>67248055
Ive done it desu

>>67248055
yeah, her mouth always feels really warm after my willy's been in it which is nice
no it's not gay

>>67248103
>>67248110
poofters

>>67248077
Can I take them off? ;)

>>67248055
of course

try your own cum, it tastes p good

>>67248095
They weren't though but alri mate

>>67248090
>whip on his first playthrough

nah don't be a cunt

went to the gym

paid my first months membership then went straight the to lie down push up section and the bar fell on my neck, nearly broke it

left promptly

shan't be going again

>>67248265
>>67248265
>>67248265

nu

>>67248221
just wear a mask if you're embarrassed

lie down push up section

>>67248221
go again mate everyone makes a fool of themselves at the gym when they're new, no one will mind. Watch this video to learn how to bench press safely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9UQ4FBVX
next time you bench press, use a safety rack just above your neck, or ask someone else in the gym to spot you

South Park hasn't been funny for a while now

>>67247794
ahahah what were you doing lad?

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>>67246461
i want to kick him soo hard