korean pop edition
cara
>the next president of the most powerful country on earth is in the WWE hall of fame
hahahaha
i'm 5 ft 8
doing a poo wank on the toilet
unironically 6'4 and I invented the "'6'4 brick shithouse" gimmick
>>67243962
at least i can enjoy a normal toblerone block lad
>>67243926
>mfw the janny deletes this weebshit thread
how old is too old to be fucking around
I'm 22 and have only juiced 2 girls, would like to at least get to double digits
>>67243974
good lad
>>67243984
thank you hungry skellington
>>67243926
Do you like Bestie matt?
4'1" and built like a chocolate teapot
it's not the height that matters it's how you use it
*crawls into the attic and giggles*
>>67244005
>giving money to yanks
Good goy
5'6 and built like a new Toblerone bar
like zoiks scoob
>>67243955
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2016/11/09/wwe-stock-jumps-5-after-hall-fame-member-donald-trump-wins-presidency/
Next few years are going to be fun.
got aggressive nose hair growth
one of the Australians is not like the others, he's less fun and more whiny
i'm 6'3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-wYAlNStc
2'3 and built like a 20 gallon fish tank
please form an orderly queue to get a battering
>>67243963
don't know what you mean my lad
got a haircut lads. £9 from the turkish barber down the road. quite pleased with it desu
>>67244063
>turn off adblock to view
no thanks
>>67244068
all me
>>67244010
creasing at this webm
link to channel?
>>67244010
looks complicated, why doesn't he just smoke spliffs? all you need is weed, baccy, skins and a rolling machine
>>67244071
oh christ I remember this from a few years ago
you reckon rightwingers would have burned effigies of Hillary if she won?
Personally I think they all made peace with the fact that she'd win months ago.
2'5" and made out of crepe paper
still, reckon I could unironically heem the whole of /brit/
>>67244079
they cant accept defeat
they've been told for their whole lives that everyones a winner
think i drank too much biere d'or last night
feel off
Don't remember much, but I think it's my favourite.
>>67243926
sluggo...
>>67244089
>turkish barber
hahaha this lad only gone and got a fucking turkish hair cut didnt he hahahahahahah absolute mental word we live in ah yes
>>67244063
hahahaha it's like metal gear rising became reality
>>67244096
nothing to read that isn't in the url
>>67244101
chuckled at this gimmick
absolute state of that leaf
>>67244068
beep boop, i'm a bot
this thread has been linked to somewhere else on reddit
>>67244015
haven't really got into bestie so can't really say desu
t. not matt
>>67244068
thats the one whos dad and mam were killed by an IRA car bomb
>>67244114
yeah i agree and they have the good vs evil complex but did you read the article lad
it's satire innit
>>67244152
>killed by an IRA car bomb
must've been one strong cocktail
clock in at 3'2 with a neck like an evian bottle and arms like a lego model of the Millennium Falcon
could easily decimate anyone
>>67244068
definitely me im an immigrant
is ed here? need to talk to you urgently mate get on skype
i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left
>>67244068
was probably me iah
was having troubles but they're over now
quality content only from now on
>>67244152
I thought it was his uncle who got stomped on or something
democrats: The poor are fucking stupid racist hicks
democrats: woah woah woah why aren't the poor voting for us
5"11 Australian poster and built like a wet flannel
>>67244189
ABSOLUTELY worth the wait
would be interested in statics of how many aus/irish/british frequent this general
blacking myself up as we speak lads
going undercover to expose the rife prejudice in the world
shall from now on be using 'ah yes' improperly follow on if you wish
>>67244178
mate he's gone alright let it go
*looks to the sun*
>>67244132
maybe you should stop living in a word and have one with yourself mate haha jog on, you're done mate
is monica here?
>>67244189
hahaha
>>67244178
yes yes hello this is ed
>GAY MARRIAGE??
>woah woah hold on. fucking benders. getting wed. fucking...
>GAY!!
>MARRIAGE!!
>>67244167
no i just read the headline tbqh
its the same with the stop brexit petitions though
>>67244189
i'm too stupid to understand this post
>>67244215
shut the fuck up you cunt
3'24" and built like 5 cans of soup
reckon I could spark out any /brit/ poster with a single punch
>>67244228
Got called a rat bastard in barclays earlier lads
>>67244251
knock you out
taking a girl to the movie tomorrow but here's the twist *record scratch* her boyfriend is in Brazil...he's Brazillian! *music keeps playing* but i'll make a move anyway ah yes
>>67244213
one of the best emerging /brit/ gimmicks atm
going to wring it dry
got called a globalist anti-goy shill in the goldman sachs lobby today
5'10 and built like ed
>>67244189
>saving my post
feels a bit weird tbqh
going to the library today lads
recommend me a book to take out
5'7 and built like me
>>67244308
cornetto
>>67244262
That a fucking copper, lad?
got a feeling that ed is actually here, I can feel his presence, almost intangibly...
I...
>>67244308
sun and steel by Yukio Mishima
>>67244262
is that a bullet proof vest?
>>67244308
the turner diaries
>>67244308
easy reading or heavy ah yes?
>>67244308
48 Laws of Power
>>67244101
although I agree
>Rolling machine
Mate learn to roll
>tfw 5'8 and built like alex jones
>>67244262
I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF
why is a woman president SO important?
yanks, take it from me, it's not that great
>>67244302
it's beautifully crafted, iirc it was also a thread or two after machineposting died down and caught me a little off guard
could I have your permission to spam it into oblivion?
>>67244308
the communist manifesto
>>67244308
the art of the deal
my supervisor at the call centre uses a rolling machine
this isn't even a gimmick it's true
>putting ah yes at the end
this is a disgusting perversion of the gimmick, janny's gonna hear about this
infowars is going to be the CNN of this administration
>>67244339
hat (his best is clearly spring snow)
>>67244350
yea
>>67244308
Atomised
Michel Houllebecq
https://twitter.com/kmscodi/status/796554667748716545
wtf I hate black people now
>>67244338
he's not here ffs he went and became mega normie but take solace that me and ed share similar banter temperate but without him here shitposting is not as fun tbf
>>67244374
You've never had a female president, or any president for that matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdTD8nHrkRM
Iron Sheik: FACK!
Dusty Rhodes: He gotta bicycle!
Jake "The Snake" Roberts: You wanna play 21?
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: I've been in the danger zone!
John Zandig: JEEZUS!
Booker T: We comin' fo' you, ni**a!
Hulk Hogan: THE YAPAPI!
Mike Adamle: Jeff Harvey.
"Mean Gene" Okerlund: Fuck it!
Olson Johnson: Here comes Mongo!
Bryan Alvarez: MINUS! FIVE! STARS!
Jim Ross: It's Tazz!
Art Donovan: How much does this guy weigh?
Jim Ross: Bullshit!
Kevin Nash: Look at the adjective!
Ric Flair: Huh?
Lex Luger: I don't know!
Terry Funk: Forever!
Kevin Nash: (tears quad) GAH!
Nuisance fan: Super Dragon!
(Cornette face)
>>67244383
ngl think it would be a fun little contraption
might get out of bed and have a shower
neighbour uses a bowling machine
>>67244376
spam away lad, spam away
>>67244391
actually havent read any of his work other than sun and steel cos it's /fit/s favourite book
>lots of australian posts
>thread quality skyrockets
coincidence>?
causing mischief i am ah yes i am
look at the discomfort i caused this fellow: >>67244385
>>67244427
misread bowling as blowing
was intrigued
>>67244398
Furious
>>67244421
Oh true?
shower wanker loves his fucking showers
>LIVEBLOG: Nigel Farage willing to take US citizenship as he angles for new job as Trump's EU ambassador
hmm...
can't wait to smack the shit out of corbyn voters next election boys
need an aran jumper gf
>>67244473
yeah but i might just have a cheeky sleep again for an hour actually
>>67244398
why didnt someone with a gun shoot them all
Do people actually believe this is happening?
ed???
>>67244398
Why don't Americans arm themselves
>>67244479
imagine him rocking up to the EU parliament
>>67244479
>Campaigns to leave the EU
>Wins
>Leaves UK
Really makes you think
>>67244497
good lad
>>67244479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY
a pair made in heaven
business idea: every poster on /brit/ continueously blog posts
Juggling four girls right now lads I don't know if I can do this
>>67244479
>USA's EU ambassador
possibly the worst candidate in the world for that
>>67244500
*aryan
>>67244262
wew can't believe america still haven't banned all forms of tobacco advertising, it's almost like they're not a draconian nanny state like australia and britain are
>124 posts
>Not 1 (one) slagpost
Really makes you think
Just woke up, finding the motivation to get into the shower
>>67244511
i hope it is
they shouldnt feel welcome
>>67244537
hahahaha fucking hell what was he even trying to achieve with this speech
CORNETTO
>>67244578
inb4 someone posts a slag and the thread quality drops again
Lad who got killed in that tram crash looks like proper Deano
>>67244562
Bet your arms are tired haha wheeeeey
>>67244600
>that haircut
>that piercing
>that mother
nah he's absolute trash, definitely works in retail
>>67244395
looks decent
pleb question but is it an book to read?
i've got the attention span of a tree branch
>>67244600
oh no
how tragic
ahaha
>>67244567
EU? more like pee yew
>>67244600
Looks a bit HxC_Deano to me
haha some lad is trying to juggle me and three of my friends
he thinks we're girls (we're not)
>>67244644
BOIPUCCI
kill bill has an unreal soundtrack lads
chatting up the proto-gf lads
hopefully she'll want to meet up today
Love how after Brexit and Trump getting elected, Twitter basically starts actionposting
*goes outside*
*gets attacked in a really roundabout way and has suspiciously long racist sentences shouted at for not being white*
what did he mean by this?
>>67244682
Lolling out loud
will she save france?
juggling this bent aussie and his three runt mates
he legit thinks I don't know about their boipuccies
>>67244100
customgrow420
Just had my first person come up to me in Greggs and tell me they regret voting Trump. Second election?
>>67244670
this
>>67244625
I found it easy, ripped through in a day. It's basically about two abnormies and their lives.
sometimes like to pop in other threads and make condescending remarks directed at foreigners and then never come back
>>67244719
yeah looks really good iah
will probably get it, thanks
so what's the goss lads?
>>67244726
stellar post
tricked this aussie and his dumbfuck mate into thinking i'm his mate and my other mate is messing with his head.
Im a girl btw
>>67244726
llf
>>67243984
It's based on an earlier version that I wrote about everyone in /brit/ being in a steel cage in a royal rumble type fight
I'm 6'6 and would smash you in comfortably
what percentage of you lads can properly pronounce the 'th' sound?
>>67244714
This is one of the ugliest, most annoying and obnoxious people I have ever seen. At least usually the annoying yank youtubers are attractive.
still waiting on my state supplied proto gf lads
>>67244308
atlas shrugged
>>67244682
same with 8 year old daughters offering poignant statements either before bed or at breakfast
thoughts on this vid lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVfuM32cY8
funniest thing i've seen in a while
>>67244730
Word of caution, its depressing as fuck.
First day of Trump presidency and I've already seen straight white males trying to steal money off of the decent multicultural public in exchange for racist hate symbols.
This is just day one. This is NOT okay.
>>67244755
here
and to top it off I have a lisp, so I have these fucking "th"s appearing where they shouldn't and none of them where I actually should have them
>>67244404
president, prime minister, same thing
Do you guys call "English muffins" as simply "muffins"?
>>67244795
yeah that's why i like the look of it
i revel in depressing shite for some reason
seems more real
>>67244797
>first day of trump presidency
but that isn't until january?
juggling this other lad as he juggles 4 girls
it's just him so I'm really just throwing him up and down
>>67244189
HUGE fan of this post
>>67244287
all me
>>67244821
muffs
>>67244821
here's a picture of some muffins
now do one you obese snow yank
>>67244790
>he doesn't use a rolling machine to make cones and then funnel in some of the finest most ground sticky dank into it
>>67244308
why nations fail by acemoglu
>>67244821
Breakfast muffins.
>>67244825
Same la, but this one affected me worse than normal.
anyone remember how mental it was when earlier this year gook moot made each post have a random name and one post in /brit/ got the name "Bernard Sanders"
dude weed lmao
>>67244821
yes
though most kids associate "muffin" with the cup cake things
>In 2006 Rees-Mogg was approached in a Bristol street by three men who menacingly demanded he handed over his wallet, watch and phone. Knowing he couldn't match them in a physical confrontation, he began reciting Troilus and Criseyde whilst interjecting randomly with "Do you desire mulberry cordial and figgy pudding?". Deeply confused, the would-be assailants called him 'mental' and left without Rees-Mogg's possessions, no doubt wondering what became of the titular characters of Chaucer's work.
yes sir president fart
>>67244894
how so?
>>67244826
UGH could you just, like, not mansplain me please?
I honestly can't even right now, just like... don't
https://www.fb.com/ozpoliticallyincorrect/videos/1741349676190490/
howling at the crowds reaction
Is north-west england good to living?
just got my hijab ripped off in public and told "you need to leave, this is our country now and you're not welcome and we're going to build the wall"
>>67244920
audibly laughed at this
>>67244898
I got the name Christopher Poole
>>67244945
it's okay so long as you avoid the council estates/paki ghettos
imagine how bernie sanders feels right now
>you run on a democratic socialist platform and dont bend your principles to make them more appealing
>surprisingly, you get quite popular
>people love you
>you actually might win the democratic nomination for pres
>your opponent (a warmongering neolib who supports free trade deals) rigs the election against you
>"a-at least she isnt as bad as the other guy"
>reluctantly endorse her because you'll do anything to stop the other guy winning
>she still fucking loses
>you sold out for nothing
>this is how your political career ends
hmmm
ah yes
very impressive
feel sorry for eastern yuros lads x
>>67244898
best name was bill wilson desu
>>67244790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqVih7IFlI
Just know her as being some batshit crazy conservative but she seems pretty smart to pick that, not sure how early this is though. Romney might've have had a chance at winning again had he decided to run.
>>67244898
Was April First innit
Did /int/ ever get Alberto Barbosa in the end?
>>67244945
Fuck off we're full
>>67244920
To be fair Moggy is a bit mental
>>67244920
>Mogg was trading stock at age 12 and paid his school tuitions himself
fucking blinding
>>67244968
If you follow that street taking a right you get to see how much of a true shithole Birmingham is.
>>67244790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
can't contain my howling at trump's nomination
>>67244920
hahahaa
classic rees mogg
>>67244983
B,But i like Manchester...
>>67244968
weird that you posted that just after I saved this
the Christmas tree is up :3
What do girl's bungoles smell like?
>>67244936
carrie bickmore needs a fucking thump across the head
>>67244963
Only the chon thinks he sold out, most people still like him
>>67244877
Acemolgu's paper "The Colonial Origins of Comparative Development" is a great read
Rate my authentic Irish shirt lads
>>67244963
sorry but sanders lost the primaries fair and square
>>67245008
umm sweetie digbeth is a lovely place
where my /osrs/ negros @
need a suckjob
so called ''comedians''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SaD-gSZO4&feature=youtu.be
>implying I have any of those
>>67244995
dubious
>>67244936
worst news show on TV
you'd be better off getting your news from south park
>>67245040
salty milk and coins
>>67245076
>anything in Birmingham
>lovely
>>67245053
because we're woke
>>67245084
well that was easy
>>67245084
>retweet and like
hmm
>>67245069
why nations fail is probably the foundation of nearly all of my political beliefs
>>67245009
>you can't insult your way to the white house donald
>>67245078
Korbo is that you?
Just saw a skinhead go up to a muslim woman in the street and tell her "oi you in the headscarf we voted for brexit, and once Theresa May activates Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty - assuming the supreme court doesn't allow MPs to vote and go against the results of the purely advisory June referendum - then within 2 years the United Kingdom would formally exit the European Union, and I'm taking that to mean that anyone not born - or at least their parents born - in said United Kingdom will no longer be welcome, so you better sling your hook!"
Honestly it was the most terrifying paragraph of my life
>>67245086
>dubious
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/the-many-many-millions-of-mogg/
>>67245009
favourite video on the internet
>that man is the burger president
2much4me
>>67245075
at the very least he should have been her running mate
>>67245088
who the FUCK is this jamila cun't
name sounds like a new brand icy poles
had a dream last night where america had a female president and i was prime minister of australia and i shagged her
might make this a life goal
>>67245145
alri german on holiday
>>67244936
>that tone
ahaha what tone he just kept that same deadpan voice, children.
>>67245145
>Honestly it was the most terrifying paragraph of my life
t. the woman in the hijab
>>67245053
most people "like" him as much as he "likes" clinton. He sold out but they reckon he's better than trump.
>>67245075
its literally documented that he didn't you fucking idiot bellend
>>67245153
hmmmm maybe
could have shored up the runt belt vote
>>67245165
never heard of her
I'm assuming she's from some runt media source
>>67245151
partly my fault haha
no ragrets
>>67245084
>not having exlusively white friends
>>67245123
Uni teacher once talked about it, sounds good but I already have a ton to read this semester. Had no idea it was famous
>>67245194
yeah nah incorrect
fuck donald trump
>>67245145
Why skinheads doing like that? I think skinhead cultures looks nice...
>>67245244
waleed
>>67244936
been in a lot of university discussions and I can't stand when women do this finger wagging type shit
I've learnt to just raise your voice and they'll shut the fuck up
they'll get home and blog about how they were intimidated by an entitled male but who cares
fuck trump and fuck white people
>>67245253
they hate gooks too lad
>>67245244
alri wally
>>67245242
fuck off http://observer.com/2016/07/wikileaks-proves-primary-was-rigged-dnc-undermined-democracy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upWV5evygFo
tim?
>>67245244
and fuck white people
>>67245244
*crowd applauds* yeah right on!
>>67245253
>>67245253
what ended up happening with that president ordeal, Korealad?
getting the daily dose of Waleed Aly and Clementine Ford lads
>>67245253
skinheads hate gook twats too
>>67245277
ah yes russian propaganda leaks
so the DNC didn't like him, big deal, he still lost by over 3 million votes
>>67245084
>tfw I'm a gay guy and people never use the racist homophobic sexist line on me even though I'm pro Trump, voted BREXIT and openly support One Nation.
trimmed the bollocks
time for a posh wank
was at the bonfire display and they burnt an effigy of donald trump and some people started chanting "donald trump is a wanker"
perhaps the cringiest sight of my life if i'm honest
Trump raped me
AMA
>>67245244
alri wally
everyone hates gooks
>>67244963
>reluctantly endorse her because you'll do anything to stop the other guy winning
that's not selling out tho???
>>67245307
k
>>67245322
>ah yes russian propaganda leaks
there's no way you're not baiting is there
there just can't be anyone who is unironically this fucking thick
wikileaks has a 10 year perfect record of authentication, the leaks are real you fucking BELLEND
>>67245347
was it the best sex of your life?
>>67245343
i remember this from a couple years ago
>when youre on a night out and people start the yaya kolo song
>>67245347
how big is his willy
>>67245369
classic emerald
>>67245316
Not treating us like a black skinhead people...
>>67245127
>calling ted cruz a pussy and insulting his wife
>obliterating bush and kasich
>rosie o’connell is a fat slob
>megyn kelly is on her period
>mocking invalids
>grab em by the pussy
>numerous sexual assualt accusations
>elected as president of the united states
it's genuinely remarkable. is the war on political correctness over?
bernie was a plant
the campaign money he raised ($42mil) went to hillary
>>67245352
just yeri
>>67245357
it really is mate. Hillary was the polar opposite of bernie. I feel really bad for him.
>>67245375
hes a cunt
If hes not baiting then hes literally a blairite
just ignore him like the rest of us
>>67245343
why didn't you get out your phone and record it for us lads here on your favourite general to look at?
>>67245375
i didn't suggest they weren't real
but wikileaks has essentially degenerated into a russian propaganda outlet
i am full mast at the thought of Trump completely ignoring the climate change status quo
incredible, fucking incredible
>>67245297
Just kill herself. then all happenings will end.
>>67245411
kys
>>67245376
He doesn't know what to do
>>67245382
Bit small
why do british socialist rorkes think bernie is a god? he fucking loves LGBTQ+, niggers and spics.
debating a lunchtime wank in my car
>>67245378
they always try and make edgy political statements. Last year they burnt david cameron.
>>67245307
cannot stand those utter runts hahaha
>>67245446
did you have to tell him how to rape you?
just made it through to the second stage of my grad application
hopefully I won't miss the interview this time
>>67245440
She never saw a nigga befo'?
>>67245440
no thanks
>>67245427
>climate change
tips fedora
>>67245422
ummm maybe you should be following me on snapchat already?? ffs
>>67245450
>socialist
>rorke
>>67244922
Like i said its about two abnormies and their lives, so I guess I empathised a lot. It's also a takedown of the modern world in general, it just makes you realise how empty and pointless it all really is.
Proper suicidal shit
>>67245488
>>67245440
>>67245411
>>67245352
koreans literally look grey and ill
need a qt short hair gf to cuddle
might have some 'za for tea
unironically spend more time and money on clothes and taking care of myself than my girlfriend
Christ
>>67245418
yeah i'm gunna stop giving him (you)s now
>>67245500
all corbynites over 50 basically
>>67244936
Yaaaaas
SLAAAAAAY
>>67245510
always thought they were like children with down syndrome
>>67245402
but none of the mattered when he said "you'd be in jail"
that's the single greatest line ever told in a presidential debate.
I'm hungry
please advise
so when will we finally form a united european army and destroy russian scum?
>>67245375
>>67245418
>>67245536
literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of his posts is bait you new cunts
and you rorke mongs still lap it up everytime
>>67245530
excellent idea
partial to 'roni myself
>>67245573
>indonesia
>we
>>67245573
you are Russian scum shut the fuck up
listening to Bones and watching silent videos of Trump
feel like this is the perfect aesthetic representation of america
>Indonesians asking brexiteers about "united" european armies
>>67245573
You realise your country would be annihilated even if we did win?
>>67245586
like a bit of 'apple on my 'za
I used to be a country like you, then I took an arrow Indonesia
>>67245586
fuck off murderer
>>67245656
fantastic post
>>67245573
>united european army
also known as the French army under the control of incompetent German/Belgian bureaucrats
Developing a hell of a unibrow lads
>>67245656
oh ye I remember asking u if u like 'apple on ur 'za
>>67245573
Your army should be fight alone. There are no european armies because of disarmament
>>67245656
you're weird and wrong
>>67245638
i said 'european' not eu.
you're not leaving the union btw, accept it already.
>>67245646
no if you send troops and military equipment as fast as possible