/asean/

1st for benis!!!

Discussion:

Why are Singaporean posters always salty? Aren't they supposed to be happy living in the best country in the world?

>>67242503
Singapore is actually an authoritarian country disguised as a democracy.

Malaysians are actually have more freedom compared to the average Singaporean. And also, Malaysian penis is bigger than Singaporean penis.

>>67242503
imagine
your boss is a chink
its mr. lim

If you slice the span thin enough and deep fry it or toast it it tastes like bacon


Maling has this pasty plastic rubbery texture to it, makes you feel like you are eating gunk..

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This one.

>>67242503
cut them some slack. that's what'll happen to you when you get asspenetrated balls deep by Mr.Xiang every single day of your life as a chinkaporean.

>>67242540
Lim the best, Lee and Lin can go fuck themselves

>>67242461
I can RP the anime girl but idk with a real guy.
>violin
Bariolage? Pizzicato? Scordatura? Vibrato? Which one?
>but I don't have vajajay

>>67242562
>Maling
Triggered

>>67242575
Oh, you are a boy. Guess I'll have to vibrato your boipucci

>>67242617
vibrate my dick, bongo

>>67242503
living in a super advanced society degrades ones humanity and will result in developing to another group of humans called homo cynicus, which will usually lead to becoming a murderer like Patrick Bateman

>>67242643
Are you scared of anal?

>>67242564
Very good.

>>67242522
>Singapore is actually an authoritarian country disguised as a democracy.
I'm living in one and i don't feel salty at all.

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>he waited

>>67242503
Because that's what Singaporeans are. If you think they can live comfortably there with majority chink, you're wrong.

>one of the brit posters here is danny

its okay man, where not bullying you again

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>>67242761
>he still waits

>>67242794
I am not danny. I am Flipbong baka

>>67242617
This is not me >>67242643

But I prefer pizzicato with my nips and scordatura to make me sound like..o-n-n-a-ho-ru.

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>>67242810
>>67242761
REEEEEEE

>>67242903
hehehe, don't mind if I do while kissing your neck

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>>67242975
Disgusting.

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>>67243005
it's not.

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>>67242429
Why do Philippine spaghetti taste so sweet?
I want to know the tasty secret and still miss!

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>>67243034
It is anon.

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>>67243038
DO NOT STEAL OUR OC

>>67243038
Do you know what cili sos is?

>>67243063
Nothing wrong with fucking a trap. Trannies are gross though

>>67242975
W-Well ... impress me. :#3
>I'm not curious or anything

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>>67243120
Letting anybody see your body is embarrassing anon.

>>67243005
>>67243063
>he's not enlightened yet
Liking trap isn't gay.

>>67243038
fuck your koreaboipussi star for stealing all the girls' heart

>>67243179
It's only not gay if the trap raped you but other than that, yes it is gay.

>>67243175
but your mum, dad, imouto and kyodai did.
>unless you have that unsaturated obvious fat, that is.

>>67243137
I am curious too. To explore your body with my tongue and kiss you softly all over. Can you imagine it?

>>67243175
you are just shy. You'll be enlightened soon enough

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>>67243389
No.

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>>67243187
Oh no i'm fed up to them
Prefer cute browner asean guys :3

>>67243425
Stop. We will not allow our young boys get fucked in their asspussy.

>>67243179
As soon as you like a body with a penis attached to it, you can be considered as gay without a doubt.

Not that there is anything wrong with it, but stop denying yourself

>>67243316
K-Kyaa... P-Please, not..t-there.. It's d-dirty..
>do you have chin bristles?

asu mencret

>DUTERTE is now willing to work with the UNITED STATES
when were you when Duterte was proved to be a cuck mga ka DDS?

>>67243542
wkwkwk

>>67243538
I-It isn't, *lick lick* :p

>do you have chin bristles?
I am clean shaven so no.

>>67243560
wait till they say the same shit about his drug war and he will flip out again. So wait ka lang na sabihin ni trump na hindi yan pwede

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>stomach really fucking hurts
>go to toilet
>nothing comes out
>the pain goes away
>get out of the toilet
>the pain comes back

RREEEE GET OUT REDDITARDS

>>67243542
elo?

>>67243601
>actually loves the tingling sensation of bristles against the bare skin.
Haa. .. s-slowly.. please.. haa.

>>67243687
rectal carcinoma
t. medfag

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STOP ERP. STOP ERP. STOP ERP. STOP ERP.

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>>67243734

>>67243620
nah I doubt that that will never happen considering we are non whites so chances are he doesnt give a fuck about these EJKs

>>67243716
Let me blow your flute. I'll go slowly

>>67243687
Eat the charcoal pills anon.

>>67243687
too much ass fucking i bet

>>67243769
you have 3 months left to live

>>67243560
After the chink tour he already backtracked on a lot of shit he said about the states.
Tho he already signed "deals" with them
So much for that CIA case

>>67243620
Honestly I can't wait
But I feel like dutdut will be scared of trump

>>67243891
Guess he has a small penis after all lel

>>67243785
The t-teeth .. haa.. haa.. more... please ...

>>67243782
We are already a terrorist country according to trump

>>67243891
his boipussy was literally quivering as trump won the election
he is scared

>>67243928
yea further proves my point

Stop your erp please. Go play some cyoa if you want some form of sex text sensualisation.

>>67243980
Tho he didnt say it in accordance to our god emperor greater than allah

>>67243620
Dutiti thinks he can get away with insulting an outgoing US President just because a new one was elected.

Truly an amateur despite what his shills believe.

>>67244065
>Truly an amateur despite what his shills believe.
this is what infuriates me
these mindless dutertards treating dutiti like hes the best thing that has ever happened for this country

>Trump already called in Japan's Abe, South Korea's Park, Indonesia's Widodo, Taiwan's Tsai, Vietnam's Quang and Singapore's Lee and pledged unequivocal support and assurance that he will honor treaties
>no Philippines
(lol

>>67243921
It's getting harder and hotter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_oil_spill
>The U.S. government rejected offers of cleanup help from Canada, Croatia, France, Germany, Ireland, Mexico, the Netherlands, Norway, Romania, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, the United Kingdom, and the United Nations.
>At the time, two Belgian companies, DEME and De Nul, as well as their Dutch competitors, owned cleanup technologies that were superior to anything that was owned by the U.S.
>However, the Jones Act, which was passed in 1920, required that all goods transported by water between U.S. ports be carried in U.S.-flag ships, constructed in the U.S., owned by U.S. citizens, and crewed by U.S. citizens and U.S. permanent residents.
Kek, USA cuck itself with it's stupid act

>>67244162 >>67244065
I like Dut and his anti-US agenda.
http://asia.nikkei.com/Politics-Economy/Policy-Politics/Tracing-the-roots-of-Duterte-s-anti-US-stance

>>67244133
The US President is a revolving door but the office is held sacred.

Sure the Democraps are nothing more but minority turds but Americans will never forget that one of their surrogates bit the hand the fed them and that their leader called Americans fools and monkeys.

Now watch Donald call out EJKs and he'll be off shooting again.

>>67244162
I WILL KILL ALL FUCKING DUTERTARDS WHO SCRUTINIZED A LOT OF PPL FOR CALLING OUT DUTERTE ON HIS REMARKS AGAINST THE USA
I REALLY HOPE TRUMP PRESSES THE NUKE BUTTON FOR US

>>67243687
constipation

>>67244162
>no Philippines
>US: Who?
So much for Dut's plan on getting respect and be treated as an equal

>>67243928
I think we are going to be part of the list of countries that will be banned for immigration in the USA because of terrorism.

And to think he was butthurt and crying about the USA not giving him a VISA

>>67244241
>still being a duterte supporter

>>67244261
>>67244271
Mind you, he called up Indonesia. It's not like Indonesia called him and got on the priority list.

An American finding out about Indonesia is like someone rediscovering dodos.

>>67244273
>And to think he was butthurt and crying about the USA not giving him a VISA
monkeys are not allowed in USA fyi
fucking davaooes

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>>67244162
PATAYIN KO YAN...!

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>>67244241
China is making is sore tho
Nothing we can do about it now

>>67244310
iktf

>>67242503
Very happy very happy, we are all living in the best country in the world.

>>67244273
I watched all of Trump's rallies

He also mentioned that we're one of the countries who abuse illegal immigration through marriage

In one of his rallies a month ago he called Duterte a maniac who disrespected King Negro

The one where he mentioned that we're a terrorist nation was because an ISIS radical guy who lived in Mindanao tried to illegally enter the United States

indonesia will be more relevant than the philippines in your lifetime thanks to widodo
how does this make you feel

>>67244418
B
U
I
L
D

>donald trump called indonesia and vietnam
>countries that aren't even that close to america or are considered american puppy dog states like us, sk and japan

KEK
E
K

>>67244435
go away jokoshill

>>67239359
Tbh fuck this world. I would live on any world where a female would be willing to mate with me.

>>67244610
fuck you cunts alycia is way too cute
aussieland doesnt deserve her

>>67244186
Haa.. put...it...i-i-inside... haaaa...

>>67244888
No. Not yet. I want you to taste your nectar first

Chuu~

Are you a trap irl?

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>>67244435
Indonesia just need a Disney princess at this point to be part of the global zeitgeist

breh
can someone explain me the pizzagate on pol?

>>67244943
Don't you guys have any animated princess like us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Og_h8jGANM

>>67245022
The Podesta emails mention pizza. One pic called pizza.jpeg shows a little girl being fed pizza with two women. This fueled speculation that Podesta and Clinton somehow run or are clients of a child sex slavery ring

>>67244435
makes me feel like insulting islam to be quite desu with you

>>67245031
shut the fuck up upin and ipin

>>67244943
That dress is so pretty..
What is it called?

>>67244943
>alternate world when the misunderstanding of Gajah Mada isn't happen, thus Hayam Wuruk and Dyah Pitaloka married which mean Majapahit didn't fall down
WTF I love disney now

>>67244932
>gasping boipucci now
What'll happened if I'm not?
>too scared to buy girls cloth

>mike pence hates the purest form of love

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>>67245117

>>67245157
Thai-nork-of-ni-karp.

>>67245269
Pence hates wincest?
WTF I hate Pence now

>>67245206
If you look feminine enough it doesn't matter. Imagine two sticks making a fire

>>67245074
just finished reading the long ass archive shit
lil bit spooked tbqh

melihatkan keputusan pilhan raya amerika, hatiku menjadi tidak tentrump

>>67245464
I dunno whether it is fake or not but I hope some anons will check out Little St James Island

>>67245516
WKWKWKWKWK

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>>67245031
>Philippine Princess
You could, but the problem is the Filipino identity. There's so many ways to portray a Filipino Princess.

>>67245516
ngelawak gan?

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>he still waits her

>>67245668
jangan rasa trumpcan gan

>>67245341
I don't know if I looked feminine. .. Will it produce...fire? :3

>>67245516
rilek arr bro. ok mr Trump tu. bijan trkedu jap.

>>67245669
I'll waiiitttttt forever baby

>>67245669
>he has rectal carcinoma

>>67245602
yeah but the creepy youtube video got me believe the child sex conection

I came here just to post that Ma Ling is the absolute best canned ham.

>>67245704
There is only one way to find out, show us a pic of yourself :3

Yes, if you rub two sticks hard enough, it will produce 'fire'

>>67245740
What YT video?

The last time I checked a few anons were investigating some pizza place. Some real spooky shit, I hope it is real.

What is creepy is Podesta's taste in art

>>67245756
how does lims cock taste like faggot

>>67245829
I love it :^3

>>67245829
>Lims cock
It's made in Holland Pinoy. So I gues it's Johann's cock

>>67245892
FLIPBONG LOVE DUTCH COCK

>>67245759
>show us
I don't want the whole team geez. Nope.

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>tfw Trump will restore flip-US relations because Duterte is just an Asian Trump

top kek
Just when it looks like the relationship is over both countries elect populists who speak their mind

>>67245974
he loves Ahmed's so why not Johanns' ya?

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>>67243687
All you need is 5000 years of ancient chinese medication.

>>67245990
Post a mirror pic of you. You can cover your face but we need to see your body to judge

>>67246016
>tfw Trump will restore flip-US relations because Duterte is just an Asian Trump
keep telling yourself that
wait until trump sees the video of duterte talking shit about muricans

>>67246079
Ja

Flipbong, when are you going to kill Sakurahime?

>>67246120
i fucking hate things like that idk why

Reminder that this song is way better than Sakura Kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007XOjsxrC4

no one bad mouths America and gets away with it

Philippines Apologize Now

>be Malay
>sakit perut
>ambil ubat chi kit
>rasa sakit hilang
>tengok label botol
>0.05 once of coagulated pig bile
>CELAKA
>AKU MAKAN UBAT HARAM

>>67246295
Even on the internet I can still hear the Chinese accent, how do you guys do it?

why is duterte such a stupid loud nigger
you should resist american domination but do it discreetly
wag kang magsalita ng tapos punyeta

>>67246150
>>67246016
Honestly even the possibility of Trump slapping Duterte around because he trashed Obama, a fellow American, never entered my mind

that doesn't really seem likely

>>67246378
Aku orang Melayu. Aku beragama islam. Ikut falsafah Nabi Muhammad SAW sahaja.

Salam kawan-kawan

>>67242429
Haram subhanalah.

Ramos save us all
Now is the time

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>>67246295
>caring whether its got pig in it
[spoiler]did it taste nice at least before you realized?

>>67246425
t. bakahime

>>67245826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo

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>>67246378

>>67246561
Rasanya busuk seperti tahi kerbau

>>67246657
Saya bukan si pondan itu. Namaku Khalid

>>67246678
I am out in public now. I would check this when I get back

>>67246878
not a new video though you probably have seen it before

Why the fuck our currency is falling compared to rupiah

Used to be RM1 = Rp3,380 early this year and now it's RM1 = Rp3,100

>>67246910
Probably not. I never watched any video related to this pizza Pedo thing

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I have to come up with a business thats not room rent, bbq, sisig is out

is having a franchise good like bayad center or lotto?

>>67246851
>he actually ate tahi kerbau
lel

>>67246952
Jokowi's tax amnesty

>>67247000
Huh? What's that?

>https://filipinotimes.ae/news/2016/11/10/sweden-re-opens-embassy-in-ph/
Sweden?

They didn't have an embassy?

>>67246968
Si bohong!! Bodoh bodoh bodohmu!!

>>67246851
longkang nye mulot.
kitew tau, awak ade main ngn tu kan. kt uk nu..

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>bakahime

>>67242522
>Malaysians are actually have more freedom compared to the average Singaporean.
Only because the government is really lazy about enforcing the law unless it directly benefits them.

Filipino's are a disgrace,

Should be nuke.

No dignity.

Have a serious crab mentality.

Stupid and short sighted too.

>>67247016
Basically rich Indonesians in your country are "forced" to bring some or all of their money from Malaysia bank, back to Indonesia by offering them tax amnesty

>>67247162
S-Shit...I cannot into slang...uhhhh...yo bro Aku Tidak makan tahi kerbau lah

>>67246016
We just want to see them quip fight

Is that too much to ask

No reason for the USA to be here anymore they should just move to vietnam

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>>67242284
Help you sudoku with rope.
>>67247090
For sex tourism.

>>67247221
Have you hang yourself yet my kuya?

>>67246449
>believing media lies
>not knowing that Duts is already saving us

>>67247412


The place sucks

People are unrefined, barbaric.

No discipline

Throw trash everywhere
It was a mistake coming here

>>67247228
Yes you did. You admitted that the taste was awful just like coagulated pig bile

>>67247463
You are a tourist? Why not go to Masbate for free sex?

>>67247482
How is that implying I tasted cow shit? I actually am a quarter Indian so I went to New Dehli once. At a temple, the Brahmins got us visitors to drink cow piss, eat cow shit and drink cow milk. I had to do it ok?

I didn't want to offend my grandaunt

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do we have cultural enlightenment in indon?

>>67247418
With our new Chinese master of course

>>67247582
Technically the Indonesian Muslim has more religious freedom than a Malaysian Muslim, unless in Acheh. An Indon Muslim can convert to any other belief and it will have no legal repercussions. In Malaysia.....well it's very difficult

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>>67247547
Ada acara apa Malay-chan ke UK?

>>67247214
But if the govt enforces them they will be accused of tyranny.
>Fine someone for smoking in non smoking zone
>zalim, muh oppression, muh freedoms, ini semua salah BN, macai BN
>Remove squatters
>Zalim,muh oppression, muh freedoms,ini semua salah BN, macai BN
>Remove illegal structures build by mosque/temple/church
>Zalim,muh oppression, muh freedoms,ini semua salah BN, macai BN
These days even disciplining unruly kids can get you in hot water, rule of law is more trouble than its worth for the enforcers.

>>67247649
I am not Malay chan. I had finally understood why my mother and my friends would tell me I looked mixed race. It is because of my Indian blood from one of my grandparents.

My mother finally told me after I pressed her on the issue

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>>67247753
One drop rule, fucking keling.

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>>67247640
Indonesia actually has the biggest murtad/apostate rate in the world. 140% in 5 years

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>>67247892
I am not even dark skinned wtf man

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>>67247943
Of course, because you use white-skin cream.

>>67247912
Are you a murtad yourself? Being one in M'laysia can get you into trouble.

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>>67248001
You smug little shit I don't. I am naturally fair

>>67246449
>Yeah let's forcibly remove a President who was just elected 5 months ago

Dudirty will self-destruct

After that Marcos burial his commie brigade will turn against him, Cucko and Cuckyetano will complain but will not budge

He claims he won't verbally attack America anymore but we all know its a lie, once Trump criticizes him he'll go apeshit again

Dudirty shills love to shill as of yesterday that he and Trump are going to be friends

Dudirty has the complete loyalty of the PNP since he lets them be the judge, jury and executioner but not the AFP which is why he keeps visiting military camps

If you're the soldier, why would you listen to a gramps like Ramos? Ramos is rich and dying while if you join a coup you will be discharged in the service and left to rot

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>>67247892
>great grandparent is chinese
>i'm 100% malay

>>67248023
I was born a christian even though the last time i went to church was like 2 years ago. I'm not even a chink.

>>67246424
He not only insulted Obama.

He called Americans fools and monkeys.

While he backtracked on his 'separation' with the US, he has neutered military exercises to basically a dog and pony show instead of actual bilateral training exercises.

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>>67248076
Assuming you have fair skin, it doesn't mean you're not Keling.

>>67248112
t. chink

>>67248130
Lazy. I am glad I have my non Malay privilege

>>67248167
Does it even matter? I get big eyes and long eye lashes with a weird nose

>>67248076
post tiddies with #nofilter

>>67248204
It does matter, even if you have 99.999% malay blood, if you have 0.001% keling blood, you're still keling.

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>>67242503
They're happy to have a job.
You wouldn't want to live in a smelly, wooden slum right?

>>67248255
I am only a little Malay. I am majority chinese

>>67248214
I am a boy. What's wrong with you

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>>67248302
>he's both keling and chink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67248351
Damn you I am only a little malay because of my Peranakan great grandmother.

>>67248081
>once Trump criticizes him he'll go apeshit again
I look forward to Trump's twitter posts:

"Little Duterte is Communist, has a 0/10 face and is probably a Muslim and ISIS supporter. It's time to Make the Phillipines American Again."

>>67247624
>Muh boogeyman china
>being this brainwashed
>Not researching yourself
lmaoing at your life

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Where do I find owls in Malaysia?

>>67248081
Stay prayerful yellowcuck

maybe your dreams will come true

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>>67248379

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>>67248495
Stop being so smug. Stop it!

>>67242522
Do they even bother to disguise themselves?

>>67248302
Pink = white
Dark = nigger
blend in = malay

>>67248557
We don't want to get bombed by reagan/dubya/trump?

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>>67248514

>>67248595
I am fair skinned

>>67248351
Chindian is thing.
>Tfw indians are stealing all chink womenus with their BBC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-4cuKbfbPA

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>he can't track where his ancestors came from and the relevant things they did

>>67248676
Sure, Ganesan s/o Vikneswarasingapurawala Sexie Shiva

>>67247547
>I actually am a quarter Indian so I went to New Dehli once. At a temple, the Brahmins got us visitors to drink cow piss, eat cow shit and drink cow milk. I had to do it ok?


LEL literally poo in the loo.

>>67248676
nipples are indicator whether you are white, nigger or malay.

>>67248754
The only ancestor I can't trace is one of my chinese ancestor desu. What all I know is she was merchant from Chinese, probably from Northern Chinese.

>>67248754
You have chinese blood in you Flipbong >~<

>>67248850
SHUT IT NOW I LOOK MOSTLY CHINESE

>>67248773
Singajew your tiny penis is no match for my superior malaysian one

>>67248904
No you hentai!

>>67248933
>your tiny penis is no match for my superior malaysian one


You would have a bigger one ,BBC.

>>67248933
Post your nipples for proof >>67248904

>>67248999
>>999
Desu . Trips dun lie.

>>67248971
NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE.

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>>67248921
northern chinese are obviously superior in every way compared to southern chinese

>>67247547
>drink cow piss
>eat cow shit
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>67248921
>northern Chinese
fugging Han

>>67248933
Ah yes, my 25% Chinese, 25% Spanish and 50% Indio blood

>>67249061
>North chink: All commies or muh moslems
>South chink: Globalist capitalist mustard rice like TRUMP.

Haha.

>>67249077
>25% Moor and 50% Aceh blood
Basically a mudslime kebab then.

>>67248997
>>67248999
>>67249044
Why are you all so pervy? I am a boy T_T

>>67249073
It is actually a religious ritual

>>67249077
Ah yes you cuck

>>67249077
NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE. NIPPLE.

>>67249148
Al-ḥamdu lillāh, you got me!

>>67249154
Nipplemod is asleep. Post nips now!

>>67249154
It's pervy if you're girl, since you're boy then it's okay!

>>67249212
>>67249230
I am a girl >~<

HENTAI HENTAI!!

>>67249292
Then you're Keling.

>>67249304
Hmmpphh!!

Malaysia truly Afrikaan™
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Malays

>>67248442
>Little Duterte is Communist, has a 0/10 face and is probably a Muslim and ISIS supporter.
all of this is true

>>67249440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_Abdurahman

>first colored city councillor of cape town

not bad huh

>>67248442
The Secret Service and WH staff will take control over his Twitter, Facebook and other social media accounts including his cellphone, laptop, PC and tablet if he personally owns one.

As long as he's President he won't ever tweet on his own like he used to, Sad!

>>67248446
Lol, why are you against our new masters? its already a done deal

>>67248446
>dutdutard shill
>doing research

neck yourself chinksucker

Why should we embrace China now when that will get us bombed by America?

>>67251159
Mocha Uson is """valid""" research.

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Thank you Duterte for successfully begging Mr Xi to let us fish on own waters. Even though we're only allowed to fish with small vessels, we're greatful. We won't make China mad ever again.

t. Ducuckoid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy3j8LMTBYI

>>67252229
>vessels
more like dingies

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Bulgarian women were MADE for chink cock

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>>67252229
>flipcuck 'humor'

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>>67252251
no even a dinghy, more like a canoe those fishermen use in Manila bay. Truly a great achievement for this administration.

>>67252342
Can't believe my homeland is this cucked.

>>67252435
You sound serious for the first time

>>67242758
How hard is it for French people to emigrate to Vietnam?
N-no hard feelings, right?

>>67254518
I've seen plenty of French in Hanoi. Used to know a French chef that married a Vietnamese girl

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>tfw staying up all night

*Makan saya upil*

>>67257943
read a book about colonialism and start to think "wow, colonialism was actually a good thing" or watch some libertarian jew made show called South Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsPDJfRY9u4

>>67261993
I am starting to think you are Gigguk. Guess what you should change your name to Gigcuck

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>>67262143
#ShamelessSelf-Promotion

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>>67262188
I cannot believe I like your vids Gigcuck.

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>>67262143
>Gigcuck
My sides

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>Du30 and Najib Razak sing Shalala Lala

wtf I love Najib now

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>>67263952
wtf I love Truly Asia now
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/149382/yasay-ph-malaysia-agreed-to-set-aside-sabah-issue-for-now

>>67263952
Now you know.

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>Duterte's presidency is all about giving up the Philippines' territories and claims. His foreign policy is pleasing and bowing to nations like China and Malaysia.

APA?????

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>>67242429
fuck em' all

>>67268194
>petronas

>>67268194
>Cow on the cover
Could it be the fabled tahi kerbau?

>>67267200
eh shit, sabah is the fault of the dumb """sultan""" kiram, he got deceived by the beady eyed anglo he sold the place for 5000 bucks a month, we have no military capacity to defend our south china sea territories, and the u.n. rulings are just toilet paper to china, its better to have no war than having a proxy war with uncle sam.

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>>67242429
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.philstar.com%2Fmetro%2F391153%2Fpekeng-maling-gawa-sa-karne-ng-pusa-daga&edit-text=&act=url

chink pussy in a can is the best.

>>67267200
>>67266680
LoL no more Sabah shilling from dutdutards then

>>67269034
the chink lapdog is more willing to arm the police to kill us tho

Top kek now that trump won we have to whore ourselves to china even more

>>67269298
Do you even have a future?

>having future

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>>67242503
I am best cuntry in world.

But i just wanted to say good night.


So...Good night!!!

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>almost die from illness
just check out from hospital
im horny as fuck for flip chan sweet puki

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>>67269560

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>Actor, Leyte mayor Richard Gomez linked to Espinosa drug group

WE FINALLY GONNA HAVE SOME CELEB HAPPENING SOON

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>>67270259
anyone you knew ded already?

>>67269213
>>67269298
>>67266680
isn't it weird that ever time our Lord dutdut makes cucky stupid decisions like this dutudtards justify it as we are pathetic anyway >>67269034


Also so much for that CIA anti american drama he is shoving down our throats

>>67270356
Not personal relations, but some happenings in the neighborhood when a landlord let some drug couple, who already surrendered but ran away from their real residence and didnt report regularly to the key person they are suppose to, rent his place, didnt know they're involved in drugs, because he didnt ask for NBI clearance / Barangay Clearance, and the couple got killed in the middle of the night.

The incident was never reported and I dont think will be part of the statistic. If this is happening throughout the country, I just wonder what the real stats are.

>>67270490
I know one who I legit believe a marijuna dealer he use to play with my older brothers that got shot by the cops last August, his grandmother was so helpless and no one her will help her file an investigation

so far there's 2 alleged cocaine dealers that they say are new that still roaming around

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>>67270692
you should rat them out and collect shekels if you know

Hey guys, I'm here to make Chinese friends.I have no friends. ... :(

>>67270856
Its just alleged
I think people are so scared of even doing that

unless the police do plant those drugs for every "arrest"they make

>>67270927
if you know them and their lifestyle and suddenly have a major change in it

they might be dealing drugs.

>>67270975
I don't know them everything is just hersay so far

if that the criteria then we are the ones mostly likely be reported

>>67270359
I wonder if the will peruse that CIA case thing with turmp

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>>67271080
but most of us here dont have ties with druggies, you on the other hand

Im sorry anon

F

>>67270890
I'm here.

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>>67267200
Duterte will build the wall and make terrorists pay for it.

>>67271154
there our neighbors
everyone is druggie now

remember guilty until proven innocent

>>67271672
they are*

Fuck it I'm eating

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>Du30 is op genius! He aligned us with China becos Trump is isolationist and will leave his allies!
>Trumpkin spent today and yesterday calling various allies assuring defense pacts will be honored contrary to what he was yelling during the campaign

Dutertcucks btfo. Who the fuck would not like overseas military pacts more than the fucking Republicans, kek.

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http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/10/asia/duterte-trump-military-exercises/

can things go back to the way they were friends?

>>67272231
We already signed ""agreements" with china anyway no reason for the US to be here

Fuck it lets just deep throat china all the way

November 19, 2016
Time to honor the real hero.

>>67272472
who?

>>67271510
>that map
Proofs?

Oops

>>67272472
So degrading
and so evil to, top kek

poor luzonfags, china and now this shit

>>67272521
You yellowcucks have 8 days to stop it. Good luck.

>>67272582
>www.rappler.com/nation/150281-philippine-government-shuns-sabah-plans-to-build-wall-after-terrorist-cleansing
Shouldn't you be happy? Most Filipinos here don't like Sabah except to those warfreak bastards.

>>67272745
ikr at least dutertetards will stop shilling for this, kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txc-hDZQqYo

Asean explain what this song says about?

>>67272321
only if china approves of it

>>67272895
a slut that playing hard to get

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>>67272640
But Im not yellowcuck

I just cant believe it's happening

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>>67272745
There is already 2 mobile base south of you since May so yeah, we are paying for the wall.
So far its full of news about your countrymen or Indonesian trying to smuggle subsidised goods or illegal immigrants.

>>67254518
>Wanting to move to a third world country
Vietnam is almost 100% Asians, and like 98% natives. So you will have face inferior shitskins everyday. Plus if you're white, you will develop cancer in like 5 years living there.

The people won't hate you through, even if you're French or American.

>>67273171
Yet another badge of shame for luzon

>>67273250
News are saying your military are now allowed to enter our waters

Don't know it its legit

new dread

>>67273594
>>67273594
>>67273594
>>67273594