Does your country have a shitty nation with which it shares a border?
>>67239216
*shitty neighbor
We are surrounded by them. We don't have a single decent one.
>>67239216
Yeah, it's called the Islamic Republic of Al-Francija. But a 2,000 mts tall wall is not even enough, though.
>>67239216
Not just one
>>67239216
hungary is the only decent one
Yup
No, they are all really nice. :3
(maybe Ukraine is a bit poor)
>>67239363
BUILD
good neighbours desu
all of them
>>67239216
we have fucking two
>>67239216
No. All the neighboring nations are as good or better than ours.
>>67239216
we have fucking two
Eh, I don't want to offend Germany, France and Belgium so I won't say any names.
>>67239216
>Does your country have a shitty nation with which it shares a border?
i think you have the better one
>>67239216
brazil.
>>67239658
>implying Best Korea isn't the best neighbour you can have
>>67239216
Every country which we border is continuously flooding us with immigrants, it's a freaking miracle that we're still rather white.
The only exceptions are Uruguay (has some niggers but mostly white) and Chile (niggers can't cross the andes).
>>67239678
Yeah... because Guiana is a God tier country, right?
>>67239678
>not suriname
>not switzerland
anon stp
>>67239376
>Ukraine
No such thing
>>67239216
All our neighbors, except for Finland and Norway.
>Russian federation
>United Arab Emirates of Swedistan
>Norwegian oil niggers
>>67239216
Yes
>>67239734
the latter one is pure form of jealousy
>>67239712
Actually, you should stop coming here. The amount of Argies in the South is too damn high.
>Be Norwegian
>Have longest border in Europe
>It's with Sweden
Fuck
>>67239712
>we're rather white
>>67239216
Lmao we're surrounded by shitty nations (Italy doesn't count)
>>67239576
t. čefur
>>67239319
Hate to break it to you, but you are the shitty neighbor.
About 1340 km (or 832,6 amerimememiles) of border with mordor.
>a border
>scanning thread
>no Mexican or Leaf posters saying "Murrika"
ukraine but they are just poor not bad people
>>67239834
It's really like Finland is Gondor at this point
>>67239840
you have a border with russia
>>67239216
the shitty nation is inside our borders
>>67239216
Nope we have Germany and that’s pretty good imo
>>67239216
All of nation borders are on ocean, so Japan doesn't need to build a wall.
But this neighbor is also shit.
tfw island nation
Yes, two
>>67239793
I'd rather have Argentines in RS and SC than brazilians. Surprisingly we "never had a problem" with the latter still.
>>67239915
Same with us, basically.
Yes, southern """"""italy""""""
>>67240023
I'd rather not.
>land borders
>>67240120
I'd rather not have a single migrant either, but between Argentines and b*azilians I'd rather have Argentines.
Ukraine is just poor and Hungary is only shit when it wants to annex our land ;_;
we are literally surrounded by shitty "nations"
>>67240308
>coming from poland
xD
>>67240229
It is you opinion, and this is mine; I'd rather fucking not. Got it, Gaúcho?
Two, both of our neighbours are extremely butthurt about it.
Well, let's see
>oilniggers
>fucking Finland
>Pooland
>b*lts
>churkas
>durkastan
>eternal chink
>best Korea
A sea of shit on all borders. Yeah, thanks, geography.
>>67239966
N. Ireland
>>67239821
A ti slučajno šteješ Bosno, Srbijo, Črno goro, Albanijo, Makedonijo kot sosednje države?
>>67240942
>>b*lts
Where?
>>67239296
>>67239538
>>67239802
>>67239980
Love you too.
We're the fucking shithole aaaj
>>67239216
Yes fucking three. Sweden, Estonia and Russia
>>67239216
Pretty much they all are.
yes
we built fences
>>67240334
He's right though.
>Lithuania
>Russia
>Germany
>Ukraine
Can't have worse neighbours. Only Czechs and Slovaks are okay.
>>67240269
come home northern hungarian men
Hello
the you-know-who and asshole Chinese fishermen who think they own our seas and pirate our fish
>>67239216
We have countries of North Africa
>>67240974
/balt/
>>67239216
yes
we have these brown greasy corrupt jewry-looking fucks up here. they speak weird dialects. we call them polentaniggers but you may know them as northern italians- look at berlusconi for reference
>>67239216
It could be worse for sure.
No, Deutschland loves its neighbours :)
France
>>67239319
even Norway?
>>67239216
Direland
>>67241567
>Norway
>decent neighbour
>>67241432
Deutschland loves no one.
>Poorgeria
>Mali
>Mauritania
Can't get any worse
>>67241604
That border is entirely your fault Nige. God gave us the perfect natural border
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAiYLTiBiDk
>>67239216
Germany.
>>67239296
>>67239538
>>67239734
>>67239802
>>67239980
>>67241166
:^( i love you all anyway
>>67239216
Not after the election
>>67239216
Yes
Just like you have Mexico to the south, we have Indonesia who's giving the haze and illegal immigrants. Of course there's the pirate and kidnappers on the northeastern part where you'll be expecting illegal immigrants, staying and leeching out the system.
>>67241928
Fuck off, the german hate is getting old.
>>67239216
Retarded question because there's not a single country on earth that doesn't have a rivalry with one of their neighbors
Syria and Iraq.
You cannot name a single one worse than these two.
>>67241928
;_;
>>67239216
united fucktarded sharts states of niggermeria.
>>67239216
yes
[spoiler]it's Denmark[/spoiler]
>when global warming makes crossing the seas to australia even more dangerous
>>67239216
Yes.
>>67239216
Several
We built a tunnel between the first and our borders, we trusted the second twice to hold their ground when the third went on it's autistic rampaging
>>67239216
If by shitty nation you mean backwards borderline third world countries that need to be nuked, then yes:
Poland, and Czech Republic
>>67242726
True, West Germany is a shitty neighbor indeed
>>67241928
Do you hate German because you are the Drachenlord?
>>67239216
Yeah. The fucking ocean.
>>67239216
We have Germany, Ukraine and Russia.
>>67239216
hm.
I actually like every single one of germany's neighbours, even poland.
>>67239854
Murrika
>>67239712
>rather white
yes france
The worst country ever to exist with the single vilest "people" in history.
Yes both sides, only France is okay.
>>67244628
sweden?
>>67244813
No, even worse.
Krautistan, home of the eternal kraut.
Canada in the near future
yes, several
bolivia is easily the worst
Bolivia
>>67239216
Lelgium obv
>>67241166
Don't bully Eesti :-(
>>67239216
Sea border, yes our new master China
>>67245227
does duterte like trump?
>>67244980
>>67245085
I agree with that.
But we are a little bit worse.
>French Guyana
>Suriname
>Guyana
>Colombia
>Venezuela
>Peru
>Bolívia
>Paraguay
>>67239216
>nation
Not really
>>67239216
No, they're all wonderful places in their own way. Besides, nobody's perfect.
>>67241928
t. Srbo Wewuzic
>>67242726
>East """""""""Germans"""""""""
>>67245900
>paraguay
Do you even low price?
>>67246055
>spalter
>>67244859
I hate krauts who disagree with me but I hate other countries even more.
t. Otto Von Bismarck
>Bordering other nations
>>67246132
>Ostalgiker
>>67246065
Hahaha!
Perhaps that's why.
Have you been there?
Yeah we have. Only Norway is decent
>>67239216
Ireland is dire
We don't have any others unless you count the channel tunnel as a "border"
ye but we're like a motorbike and fuckin sidecar so they can't do much
>>67246193
Maybe.
Yes poorland
Yes.
Latvia is alright but I wish they were a little bit cooler. Can't be seen being friends with a nerd, I'm sure they get it.
Finland is family but cockblocks us with the sea. We're working on that at the moment though.
>>67239216
There's too much of them.
Belgium
Luxemburg
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
Spain
Andorra
Monaco
Brazil
Guyana
>>67246356
But we had the reunification 16 years ago.
>>67246001
Yatogawa?
>>67246369
I'm still baffled by the sea between us. It shouldn't be this way.
>>67243040
The net just got 10 feet deeper.
Only one of our neighbours is atleast decent
>>67239216
Yes, the #1 Shittiest of them all, right across the Rio Grande
Our neighbours are all great desu. Germans can be a bit annoying, it's not their fault though.
>>67240942
All those countries have a worse neighbor though.
>>67246240
He said country there lad.
>>67246318
Yeah. You've been there.
Tell me, is it good there?
>>67239216
Belgium
Well, Nicaragua is pretty poor. It's a shame, the country itself is beautiful, but all inmigrants coming from there are loud, violent and/or dirty
>>67239216
Yes
We will build a wall on western border
AND KRAUTS WILL PAY FOR IT
Russia
>>67246486
We are building a tunnel to tallin, soon its superalko every day for me
>>67239319
When you run into assholes every day there's a fair chance that you're the asshole
Yeah, and we build a wall already 1000 years ago.
Nope. All of our neighbors are nice countries with good people.
The sea is the best border control
>>67247888
I will find you, bustard.
>>67242448
Cucknada
>>67239216
Afghans
Yes, we have one.
>>67247983
Would be easier if most maps would actually mark our location
>>67239216
Kosovo
Albania
We share a border with south Ireland, literally the Poland of the British isles desu senpai
>>67248105
>Uzbekistan
Hey, I represented your country in a MUN recentely.
>>67248207
Don't worry the border will be gone soon.
>>67248249
Did you talk abour human rights?
>>67247775
Why did you build it in germany?
>>67248207
don't insult me flag ye basterd ye
>>67242268
underrated
All of our neighbors are lovely and we are all good friends
>>67241928
all memes aside, Austria has the best neighbours
>>67248207
The fuck are you talking about, you dicklet cunt whiteboi?
>>67242268
>rivalry
I wish you to have Kosovo and Albania as neighbors.
>>67248310
Dont make me bloody your sunday m8
>>67248423
not so fast
>>67245900
but their border with you is in msot cases uninhabited jungle, it is like the Siberian China-Russia border.
Here over 10% of the population is Paraguayan or Bolivian, and that doesnt count their offspring born here. they may be close to a fifth.
Chileans only came here before the mid 80s, they are a large % of the population in Patagonia, although it is a quite empty region.
It isnt rare for a Paraguayan in Buenos Aires to go to a hospital, get a turn for his mother, and the mother takes a bus from Paraguay to Buenos Aires to get seen by the doctor. (I mean in the case of specialties)
we are a boon to both Bolivia and Paraguay because they can use our free healthcare and colleges.
Right side Uruguay and left side Brazil
>>67246149
but you do border with papualand?
>>67248472
>Lynn
Faggot was debunked
>>67248423
>>67248472
>self-reported
>>67248510
But the photo is turned vice versa
>>67239216
i don't mind mine, how could i
we invaded them twice and they still give us their hand
>>67248594
Based Uz
>>67239400
>Germany
>filled with rapefugees
>good
we're fine now that germany got castrated and england stopped shitting up european politics
>>67239216
Bosnia, its literally our Mexico
>>67248685
don't be like that
In border cities in Brazil with Venezuela is coming many Venezuelans look for food and medicine and is full of women selling themselves for food, you can buy them as sex slaves.
Then you see how socialism is great.
yes
three of them
>>67248682
oho, says the Truck-kun
>>67248766
I mean, you were kind of a cunt
nazis had potential until you ruined it all
tbqh you're better off than 69 countries, but you know wont pay 4 it anyways.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bordering_countries_with_greatest_relative_differences_in_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>>67248472
>France
>16.01
i wonder whose dick they measured
>>67248853
Just wait for a pair of years and your Germany will be around 17-18.
>>67248833
Korea, South 32,100
Korea, North 1,800
wtf
all shit except china and best korea
>>67248685
>england stopped shitting up european politics
Ah yes protecting the French army from being controlled by the krauts was a pretty shitty thing to do. At least you can hand over the only major military in continental Europe to them now since we cant stop it anymore.
>>67249035
you didn't do it though, you just reluctantly helped us because it would have been worse for you if they won. Just like americans.
also the kraut army will never be back on the same level as ours
and you're forgetting the countless times before that.
>>67241968
>>67241129
I think the other norfag meant russia
Not anymore!
Just kidding, America is shit. Thanks to all of the stupid Vietnam protestors that moved up and peddled their marxism here. American schools export liberalism to Canada and it's turning the country into shit. Fuck off!
We are the Mexico for Germans.
>>67249135
Talking about you handing over the French army to them under the guise of the "EU army". We stopped it but now that we're leaving the eu the krauts seem to be turbo charging the plans. How the fuck can the French of all people actually support that bullocks?
>>67249277
>Thanks to all of the stupid Vietnam protestors that moved up and peddled their marxism here.
Pretty much.
We should have learnt our lesson about bringing in Americans """refugees"""
>>67239216
Well there's Wales, but I quite like them deep down - like Scotland they have some lovely scenery.
>>67249330
Do you really think those soldiers will ever fight against their own country?
Because they won't. Not a single one. So, it doesn't reallly matter, except if the krauts decide to fund a colateral force, which will be a good idea as it will prevent any future war between us while taking the hands of our government off our military (they're doing stupid shit with it anyway, ie Lybia, and reducing its founding every single year)
>>67239216
China
>>67239216
Literally all of them except the snow autists.
>>67249319
Not at all.
Poland would take that role for the lesser intelligent people around here.
>>67239216
yes, down south.
>>67239216
egypt
sudan
chad
algeria
the only good bros are tunisia and even they keep sending us isis
>>67249645
hey how're things going since kadhafi died? how bad?
>>67249607
topkek
>>67249675
pretty bad but we're still having it better than most cuz oil monies
>>67246418
We love you to frog
polan
>>67248928
>>67249710
how's the government doing? Last time I saw it was giga nigga civil war there, how long's the oil trade going to be able to keep going on?
>>67246418
You don't even share a border with Guyana you uneducated niggerlover.
>>67249754
oh the oil trade has been stopped since 2014 cuz our oil guards leader went full retard
it was finally restored a few months ago and finally our economy is in the positive again
My state shares a border with Mexico unfortunately
>>67249818
good shit
how do you feel about kadhafi? deserved/undeserved?
>>67249436
No those soldiers wont fight against their country but they will have to die for Germany. It wont be like nato where you can tell the yanks to fuck off with their silly ideas and all they can do is rename a side dish because of the eu integration, joint currency unions and all the other shit. Germany will have your balls in a vice m8, the eu army is a terrible idea for France.
>>67239216
Yes
>>67247758
Or a dildo.
>>67249847
he deserved a far worse death than the one he got since hes the reason we're going through all this shit
if not for him destroying our society and making us so backwards that we put saudia to shame we wouldnt be going through this
i mostly hate him for destroying the university of libya which was the best uni in africa back then
>>67249981
Eh, I'd say yes, but that's assuming krauts keep things going their way. When hitlerkel goes away and we get a Le pen, IF we remain in the EU krauts won't be able to do shit.
>>67250025
Really? I thought he improved those things and infrastructure, and he only destroyed the country because he stood up to americans and whatnot.
Sad stuff. desu I'm kinda surprised, I thought things were much worse there. good luck friend
Yes. Only Denmark and Austria are cool.
Pakistan sends terrorists, Bangladesh sends illegal immigrants, China is aggressive
>>67248472
I know my own sizes alright, but this also makes me wonder how many minorities were in that sample
>>67250094
thank you
and nah most of the shit online about him improving libya is fake
libya grew with time like any country with resources would
without him it wouldve grown even better as a westernized nation rather than a communist shithole
Of course
I can`t think of any. Ukraine is really a pain in the ass, but I wouldn`t call them a shitty nation.
>>67239216
yeah. 2 to be honest
>>67250229
what is going on in libya now? who is in power? aren't people still being killed there every day
>>67250290
2bh russia you're the shitty nation everyone has to deal with over 2 continents
>>67250476
yeah people are dying in sirte and benghazi fighting isis
as for political drama our government is slowly coming together
if you want coverage of libya this is the best site i found
it's p much the only neutral libyan news agency
libyaherald.com
Two african countries, two "we wuz mongolz" countries and a country where the entire population is in some form of arrested development and continuously hates all its' neighbors and loves a country that has, at best, historically proven to be unreliable.
>>67250488
I`m not even sure if you have ever met a single russian person.
>>67250734
i met a few slavs here but idk i can't tell if they're Russian or not
they're pretty cool people but i'm talking about the country Russia
>>67248369
Underrated.
I literally can't think of a single non-shitty one. Can we count sea borders? Because Japan is alright.
>>67246443
*yamatogawa.
>>67239812
How about you stop trying to cover your debts with the shit countries around you and pay up. You're basically a psuedo-jew.
>>67239216
Canada
No
>>67248369
kek
>>67239216
Yeah, it sucks
>>67248345
What are you gonna do about the death of your President?
>>67239216
Yes.
Ukraine, Lithuania and Russia.
Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, Brazil, Netherlands, Belgium, Andorra, the whole Mediterranean Sea and maybe we should destroy the Chunnel.
(Monaco is spared, it's too cute <3)
>>67239216
yes, 2 shitty neighbours but argentina
>>67239216
poortugal and mooroco also france
>>67250148
And you literally polluting the sea with poop
>can't make this shit up.
>>67239780
envy and absolutely, that however doesn't stop us from calling them oil niggers
>>67244767
We don't border you though
But I like you too
>>67253559
>he likes france
>>67239216
The entire middle east and africa apparently.
>>67239216
n-not at all hehe
>>67239216
Go ahead and guess
>>67239216
>Does your country have a shitty nation with which it shares a border?
Take a guess
>>67260892
you guys are the shitty nation
>>67248207
So, the best country in region?
>>67239216
We have 10 mexicos.
JUST
>>67239216
Yes, but they aren't that much worse relatively speaking.
>>67239216
well we have a coastal border with the enclave of Leningrad, Russia
>>67261111
Not at all, our country would be much better off without you guys than fatland would be without us, no more drug or cartel wars, since 90% of the production goes to your country, you think we are bad? We literally work as a fucking filter for you fuckers, central and south america are literally africa tier, fucking Venezuela doesnt even have toilet paper to shit with and thats one of the "stable" countries of south america, you fuckers dont realize it but compared to 90% of america exclusing you guys and Canada, we are actually doing pretty good.
>>67250591
Hate to break it to you but most of your neighbors are a million times better than you.
>>67249591
Try to keep your narcos inside your border and we will talk Gustavo.
>>67261419
Hey, don't mix us up with central america, they are in a whole different level of shittiness.
>>67261253
I'd rather have 100 mexicos around my country than one jungle nigger shithole any where in the world
>>67261740
Well, technically we have about 5 jungle nigger shitholes and 5 mexicos.
>>67261585
Nah you guys are pretty cool, I have always seen brazil as the Mexico of south america, both countriesnare pretty similar, I wouldnt take that as a compliment though. Love your gordinhas.
>>67250608
how come all the Russian maps I see posted by you guys are twirled about on a globe?
i need straight east-west maps
>>67262504
This way we include the north pole, not just the mainland.
>>67249319
Nah, you are The South of Germany.
Haiti. Do I win?
>>67239216
yes
>>67248472
I like how darker means bigger.
>>67250591
>"we wuz mongolz"
Says the copuntry whose whole national identity is WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIT
Bordering Mexico really makes my brain go especially after I visited
Yes. All of Africa. And we already have built many walls but that wont stop them.
>>67264108
Where are the fucking guards to shoot them?
>>67264108
WTF, try electricity maybe?
>>67242787
kek ostieshit, even back in the commie times we could go to the west whenever we wanted (visa bribe) but nothing was better to see than your DDR tears when we crossed the border with the west...
just saying
>>67264350
>>67264264
nah because hymen rights.
A few. At least dutchies and danes are lads.
Once we covertly mobilised the operative reserves for the border guard due to a pending immigrant crisis and were contemplating about machine gunning them down as the only choice to stop the influx. However the social democrat president said it was not kosher.
The migration was fortunately somewhat small and in the limits of acceptable for the main part of population. Some patriots oppose it though.
>>67239216
NO.
>sharing boarders
YUCK!
>>67252846
I'm the guy you replied to 13 hours ago and I just want to tell you
my nama jeff
>>67239804
They legitimately are.well most are brown, but I know an argentinian family thats all blond and white
>>67239216
Bolivia
>>67264108
Soon on the future Mexico - Usa wall
Yeah, Scotland.
Imagine an England that wants more immigrants, no nukes, more gibsmedats, more EU integration and more left wing politics.
They're fucking dreadful.
>>67239216
I like America, so no.
>>67263085
france fucked heaven on earth
>>67239216
GEE
I WONDER
OH MOTHER RUSSIA UNION OF LANDS
>>67266119
What is it now, Japan?
>>67239216
yes. They are either islamized westcucks or dirt poor fascist Slavs. Being true central Europe is hard.
>>67239216
You mean there other kinds of nations? Fuck
>>67241432
yeah, you love them so much you made them (except of mountainjews) to join you like 80 yrs ago, didn't work well tho
We don't even have neighbors.
>>67266287
>>67247863
I'd like a wall between our countries desu
>>67264026
Not really. Foreigners and memesters think that way because of the english name for our country, but our national identity is being "romanian", followed by local identity like oltenian, muntenian, moldovan and ardelean.
Just like slovenes and slovaks, not having an independent state for the formative years of the medieval european identities means that we've kept the evolution of the word "romanus" for our name (Rîmîn, rumîn, român) instead of taking the name of a kingdom or of an invader that came after the romans (Mainly because every power in the area collapsed in a few generations), and the identity of romanian was already formed and the language already synthetized when the first independent romanian state appeared.
In short, we're not WE WUZING about being roman anymore than every other country that has been under roman rule and we keep that shit in history books and in real life it has no meaning to anyone, also the name român (romanian) is different from roman (roman), but anglos can't pronounce the letter â so they don't use it.
>>67239296
You have a border with Chile too.
>Chilean Antarctic Territory
>Peter I Island
>>67248516
Maybe 65,000 years ago LMAO
Venezuelan people are allright, but their government is constantly making our country into the scapegoat for all their problems, while hurting the commerce.
I guess we have sent some shitty people to Chile and that would make us the bad neighbors. Sorry for that.
>>67261419
>Venezuela
>stable
>whines while not having borders with us
Are you the mexican obsessed with whiteness?
Greenland just sits there doing nothing.
>>67250029
>and we get a Le pen
Most frogs are telling me she has little chance of winning...
>>67254766
>maybe we should destroy the Chunnel.
>Further isolate us from the migrant mess
I support this idea.
>>67239216
Yea
one big shitpile
>>67244939
...What?
China, comes to mind