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latex gf

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>Only in America

>>67239093
she isn't fat enough to be born in the U S A

Not happy lads. Barber shaved most of my beard off. I wanted it trimmed shorter, but when I looked afterward most of it was gone. Going to take me months to grow it back again and I look like I'm 10 years old.

>>67239126
He'll win the popular vote too
Counting isn't finished yet
Also the electoral college has an idea behind it

John Lewis advert is a bit wank this year

>black family has silly dog
>go buy shit

Ngl lads, not a fan of racists.

the anxiety is bad today lads

might have to take advantage of this cheeky little $5 j-list voucher lads

>>67239126
Happened in the '51 GE, Tyrone.

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>>67239126
>200,000 vote difference
> >100,000,000 votes
>Reported as a 1% vote difference

Are they deliberately rounding to exaggerate it? It should be a <0.2% difference

>>67241187
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
Still puts her at 1.2% ahead

>>67241219
They're always wank.

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star trek predicted TV would end by 2040

seems fairly accurate

really made me think

>>67239126
Me in the bottom voting for "Deez Nuts".

ah indeed
thank you mr anonymous i bet your genitals smell lovely

>>67241261
Penguin lad was alri

Is it abnormal for a girl to take responsibility in organising a date?

I've literally been on dates with 100 girls and not ONCE has a girl said 'ok cool I'll think of something for us to do'

Fucking hair on the back of my neck joins with my beard. FFS

>>67239126
if trump gave a shit about the popular vote he would have campaigned in inner cities but that's not how you win elections

>>67241286
Replaced with what? Holograms were introduced at the start of tng.

What is filling the gap?

>>67239126
>318m people
>yet only around 100m voted
have no idea how that works

>>67241324
VR

>>67241307
It's all shit. Forced emotive nonsense

might pop down the barber's for a mop chop lads

My brother caught me popping tranny pills yesterday

He probably just thinks I'm a junkie though since he wouldn't know what the pills were for

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>>67239104

>>67239093
ugh wtf

>>67241329
That's just TV but with the monitor stuck to your face.

>Tiffany edition
>no tiffany of snsd
i hate you!

>>67241328
low voter turnout
sandersists didnt want to vote for hillary and retard lefty sadcases didnt want to vote at all because my vote doesnt le matter

>>67241245
https://youtu.be/yZNtYmdZ-4c
https://youtu.be/W2Sz_fTfr1E
not sure which is more comfy

>>67241333
oo look at this 'ard man with no feelings

>>67241324
i don't know

that REALLY makes me think

maybe we'll be able to plug our brains into the internet

>>67241207
>Fair, Scots mainly got fucked by an undiversified economy but aren't oil prices low mainly because of fracking techniques/ cheaper technology? Can't see the prices rising sharply any time soon.

My understanding is that oil needs to be >$60 a barrel for fracking to be profitable and >$40 a barrel for offshore drilling to be profitable, so at the point that fracking really starts up then offshore would be profitable anyway.

Also had the understanding that the current low price of oil was more to do with the Saudis flooding the market to punish Iran (Saudi oil only costs something like $9 to produce). It's cutting into Saudi revenues though so presumably they'll cut production sometime soon.

>>67241365
reckon those people don't make up for 2/3 of America do they?

>>67241347
ahhhhh the beginning of the end
i give it a week before you face a sharia tribunal for your sins and are flung from the roof of marks and sparks

>>67241329
Never seen once.

We saw that a paid internet is widely used by the wealthy but that was from the 90s onwards.

>>67241328
In many states if you register to vote you also become eligible for Jury Duty.
Many people don't want to have to do Jury Duty.

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>>67241375
had this on repeat yesterday morning

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>>67241362
Tiffany Trump will make /brit/ great again

>>67241385
dunno
they were pretty historically disliked though, can imagine loads of people not voting out of misguided principle
yanks are barely sentient primates with a herd mentality

>>67241328
>318m people

eligible/voting age count is much lower than that

but yes turnout is particularly bad in the US because of large ethnic suburbs who don't vote

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>>67241419
Been looping it nonstop, destroying my chances of passing an accounting exam tomorrow.

>>67241378
oo look at this puff getting emotional over a fucking advert designed to encourage him to buy shit

>>67241352
>Latex/costume porn
>They take it off near the start

Every time.

got a bogey in my nose thats obstructing my breathing
might blow it the fuck out

>>67239126
States decide the president, it has never been the "people's majority".

With the exceptions of Maine and Nebraska, the majority of each state decides which candidate that state will vote for.

Trump won a majority in 30.25 states.

The left needs to stop having a temper-tantrum every time this happens. The electoral college exists to prevent New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles from solely deciding the election.

The college ensures we have a fair system where Florida and Ohio solely decide who'll be president.

>>67241408
why? jury duty sounds fun 2bh

>>67241489
jury duty is fucking shit mate, I only had to go for two days and it was still fucking wank

>>67241477
Why not just use your finger?

>>67241467
>not being able to see past the consumerism and enjoy a short and charming advert

go lift some heavy things up and down

>>67241484
why are florida and ohio so important?
stupid states in my opinion, would prefer something nice like hawaii or arizona

>workmate confessed to me that he started crying when he heard hillary rang donald and conceded defeat

I've never laughed so much in my life lads

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>>67241477
business idea: use boogers as fuel

>>67240677
>beardwankers
lol buy a razor you bellend

getting the daily dose of r/ForverAlone

"In multiracial societies, you don’t vote in accordance with your economic interests and social interests, you vote in accordance with race and religion" - Lee Kuan Yew

Agree?

>>67241498
depends what case you get I guess

it'll be shit if its just some junkie shoplifting or something but might get lucky with something interesting

>>67241506
this is poleaboo advising me to pick my nose btw
hes also most likely ban evading so im sure the doorman would have something to say about it if you hypothetically notified him

Can't decide whether to go to my MSc graduation lads. Really don't have much interest in going and it will be fairly expensive in terms of travel, robe hire, etc, but I don't want to become a bitter old man who never celebrates anything.

>>67241489
It takes people away from their usual work, which gets them much more money usually.
Essentially you can drag someone away from making 1000+ in a week, and make it into 200 or so that Jury Duty pays.
Some people actually can't afford that to happen, and god help them if the case goes long.

Besides, it's not really that fun to have to sit on the jury. Most cases aren't interesting. The one I got was for aggravated assault, and settled out of court on day 2. The whole process is about as dry as it can be.

>>67241530
yes, look at Lebanon

>>67241507
>being so fucking weak he gets upset over adverts that purposefully exploit his emotions

You're either a woman, or a gaylord.

*texts the /brit/ boys about the upcoming runt hunt*

>>67241362
Her solo songs were terrible tbqhwyf

>>67241508
Because most states are deeply entrenched on one side of the partisan divide and will vote for that party no matter what - take a look at California (Dem) or Texas (Rep)

So immediately 150 or so electoral votes can be written off for each side

Then come the states that tend towards one party but could be swayed - an example would be Michigan or Pennsylvania (both Dem for the last 4 elections but turned Republican this time)

Then the election ends up coming down to Florida or Ohio because they're both pretty much 50/50 battleground states

wish i knew what it's like to be from a small european country

>>67241553
That must be why they have a Christian president

>>67241533
or you could a child abuse case and you'd have to watch the video of a man fucking a child

>>67241489
I always pictured jury duty as that 12 angry men film but I think it's way less entertaining

My Ghanaian 'friend' has just sent me a long WhatsApp message asking me to give him money. Got £2k sitting in the bank that I don't know what to do with, but probably going to tell him to fuck off because I don't think the black man should cuck himself financially to the white man.

>>67241578
Alri son, remind me the heritage of your forefathers.

List three interesting things about yourself.
1. I've been hit by a car
2. I've never broken a bone
3. I'm left handed

>>67241560
Who said I was upset, I can just enjoy something for what it is.

You on the other hand seem emotionally retarded

>>67241535
thanks for the heads-up mate, would've missed that one
maybe don't give it a (You) next time though?

>>67241610
how interesting

*turns around and goes to talk to someone else*

>>67241602
i don't know

i think i'm part french and part german

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Thought it was the Washington Post that was hyper leftie and upset about Trump, surprised how tame it was
Just remembered I confused it with the Huffington Post, HOWLING
Even their format is incredibly unprofessional, looks like the onion or some satirical site

>>67241610
I've been hit by a car
I broke my rib doing triple clap press ups
I am an alcohlic

>>67241588
Pretty sure the jury get a description of the content read out to them by someone from whichever law enforement agency found it

actually having to watch it would be pretty fucking traumatic

>>67241632
>emotionally retarded
Says the freak who gets upset at John Lewis Christmas adverts.

Fucking adverts, m8.

>>67241597
>I don't think the black man should cuck himself financially to the white man.

That would be the white man cucking himself to the black man senpai

>>67241575
i see i see
so theyre just the hardest states to predict
i see i see i see ahhhh yessssssss i see

>>67241634
np
bit tired of @posting, dont think its worth the effort just to deny him attention

>>67241660
I knew someone who worked transporting prisoners to and from court, he and the jury had to watch the video

>>67241648
i like drudge

just news and no bullshit

>>67241683
>Says the freak who gets upset

You're emotionally retarded and unable to read. Got it.

I will NOT be replying to you again

>>67241687
just take one of the >s off

>>67241648
>nightmare for muslims
I have to say it was a fucking good move by the muslims to get the leftists to protect them

Really miss the old /brit/ where gimmicks were churned out at constant. Now it's just incoherent shit, mixed in with some alt-right and fedora shit.

sad.

>>67241660
That kinda defeats the whole point of the jury's presence though, if they're to make a verdict fairly they probably need to see all evidence and testimonies however fucked up they are

I suspect most nonces instantly plead guilty anyway though

>>67241712
I can read perfectly well. You're in no position to call anyone emotionally retarded, you fucking gaylord.

I bet you weep at the Oxfam adverts too, you stunted idiot.

>>67241720
>be a woman, gay or transgender
>defend the minority probably least tolerant towards you from people bringing up that point

doing a poo

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>>67241738
i usually shit out hilarious gimmicks on the reg but my anxiety is real bad today and i'm very unsettled

perhaps i'll be back to normal tomorrow

Going for a nap lads

Hopefully my winnings from Tuesday come in sometime soon

*kneels before you*

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/pollster-forecast-donald-trump-wrong_us_5823e1e5e4b0e80b02ceca15

>Our model predicted that Democrat Hillary Clinton had a 98 percent chance of being elected.

>The model relied completely on polls. No adjustments, no “fundamentals” (which include other things, like presidential approval or economic indicators, that help predict elections). Just polls. The underlying statistics are very sound ― the base model is a Bayesian Kalman filter time series that incorporates polls over time to find the underlying trend.

>The model structure wasn’t the problem. The problem was that the data going into the model turned out to be wrong in several key places.

>I remained optimistic about Clinton’s chances on election night until about a third of the votes in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania were in. Then I began telling people to prepare for a Trump win. That’s not to brag that I was right ― anyone with an understanding of election returns and maps could read the writing on the wall at that point ― but because so many people had been leaning on me to tell them what was going on.

>People on Twitter have been calling for me to be fired.

After stressing how it wasn't his fault because he relied exclusively on polls he goes on to say that they "may have excluded polls that mattered from our model"

dying

>>67241782
>yanks
>producing good gimmicks
yeah NO.

I have literally created 85% of /brit/ gimmicks. the rest i have pioneered, so they're technically mine

finished my poo

>>67241770
>>67241848
a four minute poo

hmm

very impressive

I thought dubbing over a British accent for American accent was just a joke in that movie with all the raining food

>>67241508
They're about half Republican, half Democrat.

I live in a Democratic stronghold (Illinois), which has been strongly democratic for the past 20-30 years on a federal level. Thanks to all the black people who live here my vote will never count, because this is basically a one party state and it'll always swing democrat no matter the candidates.

However in states like Ohio and Florida, where the parties are about equal in power, the possibility of them swinging the election are greater.

So essentially states that have fewer electoral votes but are split 50/50 in population, tend to matter more than huge states like California and Texas who always vote for the same party.

>>67241867
never understood people who took 15 minutes to poo
i sit it comes out i wipe and leave

just took a us president test that someone sent me, said i support gay marriage and legal weed, and it said i was most like ronald reagan

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>>67241808
>tfw you're a 'statistics guru' and you predict trump has a 25% chance of winning

>>67241811
quality > quantity

anybody can do an aussie and endlessly spew out shite proto-gimmicks

>>67241805
At least this colonial knows its place.

>>67241907
link please :)

I'm BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!

>>67241908
hillary supporters were always linking this guy's map that had trump's chance of winning below 15%

so fucking annoying

>>67241890
having a shit is some nice me time, like to space the plops out as much as possible 2bh

>>67241890
dont wash hands?

>>67241808
this just keeps getting better

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http://news.sky.com/video/you-voted-for-trump-what-were-you-thinking-10651830

Colonialism was the greatest human disaster to ever happen.

>>67241938
http://us-presidents.insidegov.com/stories/13835/us-president-quiz-obama-bush-reagan

>>67241868
>America dubbed over Bob the builder and Tots tv with yanks

>>67241957
ah yes I was hands too
and put my pants back up

listening to a cheeky bit of black metal

>>67241962
screaching

>>67241992
bm is the perfect winter soundtrack

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>>67241962
hmm

lol

>>67241890
yeah me neither

if I'm in there longer than 5 minutes call me a doctor

>>67241963
it was the greatest alright *goes to india and does a poo on the road* ahhhh yeeeeesssssss *takes a dip in the ganges* *comes out covered in shit and rotting flesh* ahhhhhhh yyyyeeeeeessssss my body and soul are now purified *takes some tea home* alri charlotte mmy lovely little tartling care for some of these wonder leaves from the orient?

>>67241908
Still, ninety eight (98) percent (%)
Huffers are mongs, they can't even write articles properly, compare the headline to the opening sentence of this article:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/angela-merkel-germany-donald-trump-us-election-warning_uk_582313c5e4b020461a1e8713?section=politics&
>Angela Merkel Issues Not-So-Subtle Warning To Donald Trump After His Presidential Win
>Angela Merkel has issued a carefully-worded response to Donald Trump’s election as US President, taking aim at the divisive rhetoric he used during the campaign.
Ah yes, overt but mediated at the same time.

And this lmao:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/donald-trump-did-really-well-with-union-households_us_582367d0e4b0aac62488cc32

>>67241980
also lazytown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Chxzaq-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTh3iI0is8

>>67241963
The bubonic plague was worse.
>>67241992
bit gay tbqh

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mummy was getting angry that I like Trump because hes a racist and sexist

little does she know so am I

>>67241962
>nazi fascist

ah yes, because donald trump is more authoritarian and socialistic than hillary clinton

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>>67241890
>wipe arse 10 times
>there is still poo on the paper the 11th time

>statisticians
>polls
>not just going by the bookies who do this shit for a living

>>67242016
fer sure

gonna listen to the new Coldworld
hoping we get some comfy snow this year.

sporting idea: power pooing

>>67241508
The other anon didnt really answer the question and inly described it. Id say its because florida is so diverse with old repub, rural repub, city libs, and then different races can be unpredictable too as the latinos arent mexican so you cant attribute them to dems as you can in new mexico.

Not sure why ohio is so complicated but id guess itsbhighly populated with people who feel they dont get much either way so they can be swung. LA NY CHICAGO and texas will always do well under either dems or repubs because their size , wealthy cities and huge influence so they can afford to stick with a party . Not so for mich, ohio, penn who only have 2nd or 3rd tier cities

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Can i apply for a provisional with an expired passport atm?

>>67242108
no

>>67242071
Ah yes, statisticians don't do it for a living. But they are what they are, statistics, dumbo, they are not theorems.

>>67242016
>listening to this while watching heavy snow falling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtb53WAg3ws

>>67241992
Keep it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iu41GhDrmQ

>>67241992
what is black metal and how does it differ from metal and death metal

>>67242071
Even bookies had him at maybe 3/1 odds. It's not like statisticians don't do it for a living too, their reputation depends on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85lp7hsqCHY

all these (not even) hidden messages
and people wonder why are kids are turning out gay

>>67242116
>don't do it for a living
wrong phrase but you know what I mean

bookies have a hell of a lot more on the line and if you can gauge their hedge margins you're gonna get the most accurate odds of anywhere

>>67242124
never heard of varg vikernes?
bathory?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIybJwOSBv8 doing a listen

also leaving now good afternoon

>>67241808
imagine being such a self-obsessed, vain cunt that you can't just admit you were wrong and have to write up a report detailing every excuse under the sun haahahaa

wish i was hendos and adams m8

mums just cancelled christmas because i didnt take the rubbish out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdhPivrg2E

Broken washing machine metal

>>67242124
Tends to be more "atmospheric", i.e. more reverb on guitars, screechier vocals and full of edgy pagan anti-christian sentiments.

>>67242197
Oy vey its the war on christmas white traditions never safe

>>67242037
That's the same va and they sound very yankish in the "English" one.

i'm a massive U-KISS kiss

>>67242243
bent twat

>>67242169
>varg
absolute meme of a person

>>67242169
Bathory was better when they stopped being black metal

https://youtu.be/00SPArnzktE?t=14s

>>67242213
not my thing desu, love the musicianship though

screech vocals I will never understand

Republicans will lose Texas before democrats lose California

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDpc-831GPs

>you will never defeat the christian invaders

why live???

>>67242266
i've had sex with 14 different women

>>67242322
that's why the wall is so important

>>67242177
>In the last week, I gave in to the negativity and began hitting back when Nate Silver of ESPN’s FiveThirtyEight would say that 90+ percent probability forecasts were unreasonable. I still don’t think that was a fair assessment.

>As we move forward from this dramatic miss, the polling and forecasting industry owes it to the public to be completely transparent about what went wrong, what we’re finding, and how we’re going to improve. That work will take time and will come in small pieces as we learn things over the coming months.

Completely deluded, actually mad that someone like this has a reasonable position in a """respected""" newspaper. I thought Clinton would win but 98% is just fucking stupid. And they way he's trying to be so grave and serious about a fucking poll is insulting, typical of these journalist cunts to take their jobs as the upmost important and suggesting the average reader couldn't read through such an unrealistic prediction, even the NYT had 15% iirc.

>>67242371
>having sex with women
gaylord

I have green top milk for tea and coffee, and blue top milk for cereals and everything else. Anyone else do this?

>>67242387
Haha, yeah, totally mental.
*walks off and starts talking to someone else*

does the US not have exit polls? Brexit was too close to evaluate but they nailed the last general election outcome before a result had even come in.

>>67242418
Can't drink milk and I'm not even a nigger ;_;

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Business idea: We stop talking about yank politics for 10 minutes

>>67242465
me2 buddy
me2

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Reminder that white people evolved from pigs

>>67242445
Too many regions/ geographic spread/ variables would make it expensive I imagine, not much point when the results come out within a day.

>>67242486
me on the left

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>>67242486
The white man shall return to his original form one day

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>>67239126
why do lefties in commonwealth countries (like Aus, Canada and the UK) claim that an electoral college type system doesn't exist in our countries. Why do they think distributed electorates are A) bad and B) unique to the United States?

Do they not know how parliamentary seats work?

>>67242486
absolutely howl at the runts who scream "fuck the police" then are rushing to call them the moment something happens hahahahaa

>67242486
>67242521
poleaboo (ban evader)

>>67242465
t. albino

>Angela Topping So let's produce wool humanely. If everyone was vegan, these animals would eventually become extinct.

Ah yes, I forgot about the millions of species that haven't gone extinct because humans don't eat them.

>>67242523
gillard is cute how do i gf her

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Why is America so much better than any other country in the world?

>>67242530
fuck the police

I only call the pigs when I'm going to ambush the motherfuckers

oink oink, bitch

>>67242576
get a load of this guy

>>67242567
>>67242576
yanks out

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>>67242565
she's hideous

also she is a big shill for clinton

>>67242567
it isn't

https://youtu.be/Dzz6gx09zLM

Do any leftists here agree with him?

>>67242523
That's different, here seats are evenly distributed according to population and each electorate contributes to the majority.

In the US electoral votes are determined by population + two for each state, and if one candidate has a majority in a state all the votes go to that candidate.

>>67242590
last week I got one of those pigs and tied him and his bitch up down in my cellar

fucked his wife while I forced him to repeatedly say "oink oink"

still got the cunts down there, only feed and fuck them once a week now

>>67242567
it isn't, Australia is, followed closely by Canada. If New England was a country it would be number one.

>>67242612
>10:02
no thanks

>>67242603
I'd rather live there than in this nany state shithole.

>>67242642
Fuck off there then

I am human garbage

I am a 24 year old British student
Handholdless, kissless virgin
I have little to no interests or hobbies
I am not notably attractive or intelligent
I have hove no social skills, I do not initiate conversations, I cannot carry a conversation and I have no friends.

I lucked out and lived with 2 female roommates last academic year, it was the greatest experience of my life, nothing happened, we barely spoke, but just being a part of their world was great. Unfortunately I got a little obsessive and insane, I did some terrible things that I am deeply ashamed of, I would hope to redeem myself and heal the hurt I cause but being the useless, worthless, sack of shit that I am, I know this is impossible.

I am not living with 2 different roommates for my final academic year.

>>67242603
It is though

Americans literally have much better lives.

>>67242523
of course but the us' system is like a simplified version of ours

for starters the majority of people are voting for a party, not the leader. others simply based on the candidate regardless and then there is tactical voting which doesn't really apply to their system either

>>67242642
t. non-white

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>>67242642
>I'd rather live there than in this nany state shithole.

>>67242639
We're better than New England but they're miles ahead of Canada

>>67242664
thanks for the blogpost.

Apparently trump is "openly racist"

don't seem to recall a time he openly declared hatred or superiority over mother race :////

anyone ever tried mindfulness?

>>67242627
>if one candidate has a majority in a state all the votes go to that candidate.

yeah but that's a criticism of FPTP not the electoral college itself.

The electoral college is literally the same as seats but each "seat" has a weight attached to it based on population. Don't know why runts get so roiled up by it.

>>67242664
>I am not living
really should have fixed that typo

maybe even update the whole thing

>>67242664
what did you do to them?

>>67242670
Yeah, getting shot by loonies, stabbed/raped by dindus and blamed for it by SJW feminists must be great

>>67242642
I'd rather live in Cz desu

>Discussing uni projects
>The one Scandinavian guy is doing his about there not being enough women in the industry
>He's peddling the whole unequal pay meme
>Gets shut the fuck down

The memes are real.

>>67242693
for anxiety?

Electoral college is fucking GOAT

>>67242719
>stabbed/raped by dindus and blamed for it by SJW feminists must be great
You've just described life in England

@67242664
hahaha cool

keep us updated with all your latest thoughts and feelings

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GOAT season

>>67242684
>>67242705
>>67242717
Fucking runts, the lot of you.
Well done to responding to he who must be engaged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8PtVkQtIsA

Abbey used to be a lot cuter before her face got fat

>>67242719
america's a big place.... the entire states isn't like that

>>67242702

Arguing popular vote after an electoral college election is meaningless. It's always been the electoral college system in America, and so that is what both campaigns were run on. Trump didn't campaign properly in California or New York because they didn't matter, he wasn't going to flip them, and focused on the Rust Belt States which he successfully flipped 3 of and won the swing state.

If it had been a popular vote election he could have campaigned in cali and new york and those republicans in those states would be more likely to vote, feeling that their vote means something and he very well could have won the popular vote that way too.

Of course, Clinton could have campaigned in Texas and Oklahoma and Montana and tried to flip some solid red states and maybe got more popular vote that way too, and maybe she would have won. The point is we don't know. Judging the popular vote on an electoral college election with electoral college based campaign strategy is like judging a fish on it's ability to climb a tree. Fucking retarded.

>>67242702
Electoral college weighting also includes two extra votes per state, so a literal who state like Montana gets 3 votes instead of 1 while California might get 55 instead of 53.

And I guess people confuse the electoral college with fptp then, though there are two states which evenly distribute the votes.

>>67242612
>h3h3
back to l*ddit

>>67242752
not really just stress/depressive thoughts

>>67242832
Keep us updated, yeah?

>>67242769
America actually

>>67242831
Poleaboo didn't make that post though, it was just a RUNT copying and pasting his work

>>67242844
didn't read a pixel of this

>>67242867
>stabbed/raped by dindus and blamed for it by SJW feminists
This happens here as well

>>67242831
ahhhh my bad didn't realise who it was. Didn't realise he was living with the poles, of course only a runt could stalk girls he was living with, doesn't even have the sack to go out and find other candidates.

>>67242831
i was just looking at his blog and thought it was funny please dont report me ill do anything ill even caress your bum

>>67242836
>they don't have shootings across america
sure thing m8

>>67242670
maybe in soap operas

americans literally have africa-tier slums that the police won't enter

>>67242851
There are not two states who evenly distribute the votes.

Maine and Nebraska have internal sections. Maine has a rural North Eastern section that itself gets 1 vote and the rest of the state gets 2. It's like an electoral college inside the state itself. Fairly (though not certainly) sure that's how Nebraska works but with 3 internal sections instead of 2.

>>67242862
ahh well sister did it for anxiety/panic attacks and it helped quite a bit

like all other cognitive type therapy though you need to try hard and properly engage with it otherwise it's a waste of time

>>67242901
Only in foreign shitholes like london and not on the scale it happens over there

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FUNNY ISN'T IT how liberal types like to talk about how socialism doesn't work and communism failed etc. But if you want to sum up the last 30 years of liberalism, you can only conclude it's been a catastrophic failure of the highest degree.

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bf sent me this.

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>>67242970
>Only in foreign shitholes like london

>>67242970
yeah but you could say the same about the US lad

life in Massachusetts is literally 10x better than anywhere in the UK 2bh

any econautists here who can redpill me on protectionism?

FUNNY ISN'T IT how whites evolved from pigs and now essentially commit cannibalism daily by eating their ancestors

>>67243015
Triggered London cuck detected

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>>67243062
>Triggered London cuck detected

>>67243002
>catastrophic failure of the highest degree

yes, far worse than the USSR for sure!

and what is Aleppo?

>>67243023
boils down to bad for developed countries, good for developing countries

>>67243018
>implying you have lived long term in both places to make that judgement
Try and go 5 minutes without sucking off the yanks plz m8

>>67243046
rasheed

dont care

Don't feel like getting up from bed lads

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>>67243015
>>67243095
>he posts pictures of hats when he is triggered

>>67243131
>stating a fact means i'm sucking off yanks

Australia is better than both shitholes 2bh but i'm just being objective. Your HDI is lower than fucking Mississippi.

>>67242486
wtf when did stage 4 happen

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i've mastered the art of lucid dreaming

now i can all but completely control my dreams

>>67243119
Ask any layman if they think mass immigration/multiculturalism was the big failure or the USSR.

You lot have changed European demographics irreversibly.

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>>67243136
>rasheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr6lr_VRsEo

what a shit advert, also didn't know they filmed it in africa

>>67243023
What do you want to know?
Personal overview is that it's fair to not sign up to deals that further free trade if the two country's economies are incompatible (especially where one is rich and the other is poor, such that the manufacturing industry goes to one country and education orientated services goes the other).
Otherwise it's wrong to implement policies that go back on free trade agreements as often those jobs are well and truly gone, would cost a lot for the US to recover its manufacturing business with no payoff as the pooskin population booms in Asia and people with no marketable skills will continue making goods, no amount of protectionism can protect against that.

>>67243172
america is way behind the uk in IHDI which is really the one that matters more

>>67243172
>life in Massachusetts is literally 10x better than anywhere in the UK 2bh
>implying this is a fact

Moved from UK to Aus for work and regret it every day. Australia is a godforsaken shithole who's only redeeming feature is it's geographical location far from the middle east. Everything else about it is subpar to the UK.

>>67243194
>mass immigration/multiculturalism was the big failure or the USSR.

no one wanted to move there you utter dumb cunt. Also capitalism doesn't require immigration you fucking mong.

>>67243164
you just know he has failed at life, and him and his bedroom, which he never leaves, stinks of shit.

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>>67243172

>>67243214
basically i want to know what stefan molyneux's opinion on it would be so that i can share that opinion

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>>67243172
hmm yes

>>67243211
>nigger family
>dad is still around

It's a Christmas miracle.

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>>67243234
>you just know he has failed at life, and him and his bedroom, which he never leaves, stinks of shit.

>>67243230
hahaha look mate here's where you're wrong

*looks out window*

oh wait

>>67243221
i meant to say GDP per capita btw

The UK has no excuse for having a GDP per capita lower than Mississipi.

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>quotes people while hatposting

Did a new:

>>>/tv/76157428
>>>/tv/76157428
>>>/tv/76157428
>>>/tv/76157428

got a boner.....i just canNOT condone-r

*camera zooms in on face*
*winks*

>>67243233
Implying you were even allowed to move to the USSR

>Also capitalism doesn't require immigration you fucking mong.

Doesn't require, sure, but it happened (unless you are going to tell me 'not true capitalism'). How can you tell me it was a success when people are voting more and more against liberalism.

>>67243308
>*camera zooms in on face*
>*winks*
ed is that you mate??

yah!!!!!! i be eatin dat late night lasagne boi!!!!!!

yahh!! 100 100

what'd they do to the stingray that killed steve irwin

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>>67243324

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>why yes, I do get EXTREMELY upset when people quote my posts and attach an image of a young man wearing a fedora

*jots down a note in my notepad*
very, very, very fascinating...

>>67243296
wew that was quick

>>67243324
>ed's the only australian action poster

baka i INVENTED IT friend

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THOSE TV MODS DELETED MY THREAD
hahahaha
triggered by dumblelissimo

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>This thread has been pruned or deleted

>>67243315
>How can you tell me it was a success when people are voting more and more against liberalism.
2008 and 2012 happened. When shit hits the fan, you'll put the blame on someone.

>>67243296
Dumbledore was Harry's beta orbiter

janny's a fuckin goon desu

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*puts the runts into hufflepuff*

>>67243407
best house desu

haha, veyr well janny, very well...

however....

What is the correlation between being extremely triggered and posting a picture of a hat?

>>67243407
What part of America are you currently posting from?

cold's finally getting the better of me
fuck OFF
fuck you normie runts for spreading your vile diseases everywhere, fucking cunts

>>67243315
>how can you tell me it was a success when people are voting more and more against liberalism

people aren't voting against economic liberalism: last night they voted against certain elements of free trade. The Tories and the Republicans who's entire platforms consist of economically liberal policies have majorities in their respective legislatures.

>>67243372
bastards

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Why doesn't the media like white people lads?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/who-voted-for-donald-trump-white-men-and-women-most-responsible-for-new-president-elect-voting-data-a7407996.html

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/trump-white-people/?tw=dd

https://news.vice.com/story/white-people-voted-to-elect-donald-trump

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/09/white-voters-victory-donald-trump-exit-polls

high as fuck lads

>>67243457
dude weed lmao

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>australians and their wikipedia statistics

*sits outside the conversation talking to myself*

ahah poo wanks trump de lump :)

>>67243474
umm... i'm on speed honey x

>>67243455
The media is clearly racist

How do I make hot chocolate from cocoa powder lads, can I just mix the powder and milk like the nomral stuff or is there a certain way to do it?

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>Brexit
>Trump
>Leicester
>Black gf

What a year

>>67243455
because there's a vast conspiracy at foot designed to make you feel insecure, obviously

>>67243511
ah yes, the runtiest of narcotics

>>67243515
you need sugar as well

>>67243431
There's a third variable to consider - autism levels in the would-be poster

>>67243523
kill yourself lad it wont get any better

>>67243515
Best to heat up the milk first, then stir it in.

>>67243509
>trump de lump
personal highlight

>>67243544
cheeky cunt

imagine living in a third world country lads

oh wait half of you do haha what am i LIKE

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Ayy lmao white people

>>67243455
>the (((media)))

>>67243544
Have a potato lad, it'll make you feel better.

starting to feel guilty about my straight whiteness lads

>>67243575
>if white people thought about race like poc do
we'd expelling nonwhites out of our country

>>67243607
bloody well should, you bigot

>>67243575
Buzzfeed more like.....runt tr-

nevermind

>>67243534
speed is the most patrician drug

>>67243230
why don't you fuck off back to the Poo-K if you hate it here so much you paki pom?

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>>67243575
>buzzfeed

dunno whats more JUST lads, brexit or trump

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>>67243633
trough?

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when an aussie replies to you